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• Famous Last Words
Gary Gilmore: news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/da...
captial punishment suspension: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_...
last words infographic: jonmillward.com/blog/wp-conten...
last words interactive: sauce.joenoodles.com/deathrow/
"Just Do It." origin: www.nytimes.com/2009/08/20/bus...
difficulty of tuning into Earth's radio waves: what-if.xkcd.com/47/
Einstein last words: www.pcmag.com/slideshow/story/...
Last words on the moon: www.theatlantic.com/technology...
last lunar words VIDEO: • Last Humans on the Moon
First words on the moon:
apollo11.spacelog.org/original...
stars within 50 light years: www.atlasoftheuniverse.com/50l...
radio sphere demo inspired by:
blog.jackadam.net/2011/the-tin...
www.geekosystem.com/human-radi...
Banksy quote: / i-mean-they-say-you-di...
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1 in 60 rule for aviation: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_in_60_...
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"Michael, you only have 3 last words." "Or do I?"
UNDERRATED
No (dies)
That was three words, goodbye Micheal 😔
UNDERRATED AS SHIT BRUVVV
Plot twist : thanks for watching
I remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
How far did he kicked the bucket?
@@irategazelle A good ways
@@FirstOfTheMagi what
@@dsamuel2116 He said good ways
SIUUUUUU
"And has always, thanks for wa..."
Goddamn. Verified channel with no likes?
@@harryssecretpowder4330 he only had 2 comments on this channel, never going up
@@zeli4433 say THREE comments
@@harryssecretpowder4330 220 likes rn
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“...for a grand total of 69 children” She planned this all along.
yes
yes
69 likes
69 likes
nice
Alien randomly fiddling with radio Then he hears “nein!”
Lmao
all of the above
Doch!
😂😂
So kids count from 1-10 in German 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 99999 Teacher:I think my class just glitched
My great grandfathers last known words were “if I can’t paint my damn ceiling then I don’t wanna live anymore.” ... he painted his ceiling, had his second heart attack within one week, and died
@꧁Foxbread꧂ Lazuli I was gonna say that jeez-
That took a turn i didn't expect.
I'd call that a successful life
@King Pistachion Why are laughing at it? It's not funny at all...
@@redpanda6497 no it is
"And has always, thanks for wa..." How a simple cut can be the most dramatic, climatic, aproppiate and surpresive way of ending a video
"Einstein's last words were in German, and he spoke them to an English nurse." That was a 50 IQ move right there.
Mike Ox Long or was it
Mike ox long, or is it. *VSauce music intensifies*
Or 500 iq because he didn’t want anyone to know what he said
He probably said "don't step on the oxygen hose"
Nah it was a Mango IQ move.
“Hitler might be what aliens hear as our first words.” Uh oh
at least it aint stalin.
@@ortherner ist beides nicht wirklich das gelbe vom Ei ;)
Not the space nazi's, hopefully they don't speak German
Ortherner idk, Stalin was informed that aliens were friendly to the Soviet Union...
Why would that be an uh oh?
I expect my last words to be something like: _while looking up in the sky_ "The funny thing is, the closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano."
they're beautiful
"I don't think I'm allergic to this stuff"
What is the joke? Or the meaning of this comment?
@@barsukascool A piano falling out of the sky, and you're under it.
His content is evergreen even in 2050 people will watch his videos and appreciate the quality of video like it was made yesterday.Michael you really are a treasure which can't be replaced.
Or is it?
Probably actually
Michael's last words would be "Hey God, Michael here"
I don’t think he’s a Christian. I think he believes in evolution
@@KnownAsRoque please don't say "believes in evolution"
@@KnownAsRoque lol you can be religious and believe in facts
@@KnownAsRoque that's like saying "i don't think he's a Christian. I think he believes the earth is round."
Or is it?
"You leave things unfinished, and as always, thanks for wa.." Well played Mr. Michael.
i actually went back and watched it again, just for that. Smart guy that michael..
He wants you to do your own research I love his channel
Watch my videos. You will not regret it
@@PeterKurtenVampireOfDusseldorf @advert_in_comments_police
What?
Michael on his hospital bed: "I don't think I'm gonna make it..." *Heart monitor flatlines* 5 seconds later "Or am I?"
My grandpa was in an accident and we were trying to find out his blood type, but all he kept telling us was to be positive :’) Amazing last words.
Dumbahh but I know it is fake
@@vladimirkochkin7093 r/whoooosh
Hahaha!
"Einstein's last words were in German, and he spoke them to an English nurse." *Reality is often disappointing.*
what if he told the nurse something he discovered that was ground breaking and mind blowing and he told her to spread the word but she couldn't understand a single word
andre_the_meme_god _ welp no one gives a fuck is the answer to your what if because we are living in it
But why not say it in English
@@nameName-ld1tp build a time machine, and go ask him that question beside his death bed
@Ryan Kirkpatrick did you read that off Wikipedia?
Michael on his death bed: "These are my last words... ...or are they?" *Vsauce music plays*
When human human dies they typically...... lmao I can already see it
no should have started giorno's theme mane.
@@andeemengaming5000 yes yes yes
@@moonshot9510 why human twice
And then: "Well, first of all, what are last words?"
Came here for a nostalgia hit; I miss 2013 so much man - good times, simpler times. I can't believe this video is almost a decade old.
Replying to a 6 month old comment, but same
My greatest wish is that long after I'm gone, people will think of me or of the things I've created, and they'll smile, and I'll bring more joy into the world even after I've left it.
My granpa's last words were "Dont move the ladder you little shi..." He was a wonderful man
Oh god...
r/cursed comments
Hol up
waymenit
Wtf that's morbid.
“the first word aliens might have heard is hitler” *no wonder they haven’t come here*
LOL
This is a copied comment
@@josukehigashkita4935 you copied these comments from other people that said this on this video and on all his others so maybe you should say it to yourself it you don’t like copied comments copier
Confirm communist! You stole comment.
@Its ReFresh there's a rumor in the youtube universe that your mom is gay.
4:01 you left the cameraman on the moon
Yessss I was searching for this comment
@@manukttt nahh bro 2 years ago i types this comment haha i cant even remember doing it
2:16 something about seeing the American and Nazi flags raised together just seems wild
“Leave it unfinished.” “Thanks for wat-.” I see what you did there...
ikr
Woah now i get it.
I can't get it
@@rubberduccyjr.7074 In his second last line, he stated that there's always someone to complete something unfinished. Thats why he didn't say the full word "watching". He did it to state this fact that someone will probably say "thanks for watching" if michael didn't say it full. Moreover, the topic is of "last words", so this makes sense.
Micheal is really smart
Michaels last words “After today I will be dead” *”or will I”*
Despite it not being recorded or edited in any way, those watching will audibly hear a low "Dunnn", followed by a cool bass.
Very true. It’s a scientific anomaly.
Micheal's last words will be And as always, thanks for watching.
Techkid04 No, its *Thanks for watc-*
@@samuraijackoff5354 no..... His last words will be..................... *"Goodbye Vsause"*
"Just pretend I said something poetic here." -My friend Kent Romero
My grandad desperately needed a blood transfusion but no-one knew his blood type. We were very upset. His last words were "Be positive!" He kept repeating them over and over until he slipped away. It's nice to know he was thinking of our distress at that difficult time.
Pretty sure everyone knows that joke at this point lol
HAHAHAHAHA
“And as always, thanks for wa-“ -Vsauce
that thing showed up on my captions and i stopped it immediately
Las desventuras de Ferr hmm what was he going to say guess we will never know and just have to guess
yeah cause he was talking about unfinished last words, Michael back with the 200 iq again
Thanks for walking
He said "you leave things unfinished" thats da point
Famous last words: “my battery is low, and its getting dark.”
Why must you remind us of pain?
We lost hope that day!
rip mars rover
Our opportunity is gone
i dont get it
"lets do it" feels more in control than "just do it"
I swear the last words Michael are gonna say are "And as always, thanks for watching." Which is both sad and funny
"And as always, thanks for wa-" lol that part was hila-
lol
lo-
+Not Science. L
+Engusgames Haha, I laughed so hard at tha-
+The7thOne That was so fun-
I imagine Michael's last words as he's lying on his deathbed surrounded by friends and family are "and as always, thanks for watching"
"And as always, thanks for sticking around."
"I am dying. Or am I?" * Jake Chudnow enters the room *
That's actually sad
😂😔
Or is it
8:18 Vsauce's last words: *And as always, thanks for wa-*
Michaels videos helps me with depression, Thanks so much for making these videos 🙏
"Albert Einstein's last words are lost because he spoke german to a nurse that only knew english." That hurts me.
imagine how sad she must feels
The nurse must've gotten so much shit for it, you'd think they could've at least pronounced what they heard despite not being able to understand, either way I'd hate to be in their shoes lol
Atleast it wasnt his solution for the theory of everything I hope
@@Bruh-hq1hx i dont think he would keep something that importain til his last moment
@@9words40 what if he just solved it in his last moments
69 children? Coincidence? I think not.
go look up the definition of irony
Sean Clugston ...You got me lol
Sean Clugston
iGhostlii 69 like on this comment? Coincidence? I think not
Dang it D:
Vsauce is so good that there are just some videos like this one i know from heart but always come back to watch it simply because they are so good
4:38 "contact light" - Buzz Aldren
"for a grand total of 69 children" H M M M M M M M M M M M M
vatzi prins cuaie 69 hahahhaha
That’s a bet
XD yass
9 0 0 c h I l d r e n
Oh no
“...for a total of 69 children...” Everyone: *nice*
nice.
nice.
nice.
@@ButcherCakesTheCakeButcher Haha so funny you got everyone laughing
nice.
By small things, greater things are brought to pass. I love these Vsauce videos. God bless you.
What a wonderful man. We need more michaels
"He spoke in German to an English person." Admin: *Restarts Universe*
Cause when u're close to death you don't really have the energy to think anymore
@Nobita He probably spoke German on impulse without thinking as he is German
[ Made in Heaven ]
he failed rp
@@xaict8788 Kicked from the server
Alien: *tunes in* DEEZ NUTS Alien: *tunes out*
Ethan Gaming lul
Cringe
Lmao that should be on vine
"there's no intelligent life down there" -alien
It was at 420 but I just had to like this
I love how uplifting his videos are. I'm having a hard time recently coming to terms with my own mortality. Vsauce videos are great help.
they're perfect for this!
Watch his contacting aliens video. It's the same idea as this but wholesomer
“Einstein’s last words were in German, and he spoke them to an English nurse.” *Who am I supposed to be mad at*
"last words are for fools who haven't said enough" -Karl Marx's ironic last words
Nice :D
Nice xD
אחי מה נשמע, מה אתה ישראלי אחי?
maor rachmani ?’nx ‘7x7w nnx na ,yawj na ‘nx
this the best quote i’ve ever heard
My last words will probably be " hold my beer" or "watch this"
mine would be: fuck theyre long imma rush b next round bye lol
Or hey what's that?
Or: "You guys are pussies. We're not gonna die."
Kira Zaki or "it's totally safe bro"
Nelson Herrmann Press start to continue....
Video title: Last words Vsause: Proceeds to talk about first words...
...which is how every Vsauce video is like. The title is a prompt, a conversation starter. It has never been a thesis statement
I come to this channel to answer questions that I never knew I had
I think (somewhat ironically) the best last words were those of Karl Marx, them being “Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!”
Mark Morgan "Watch me stick my cock in this"
dalton hastings toasters are supposed to catch fire right?
lol
The best last words is "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
MrSir CumsAlot "What are you going to do, send me to gulag?"
"They say you die twice....the first time is when you stop breathing and the second time is when someone says your name for the last time." Damn that was deep
I die twice everyday. That's how depressed I am
Peterzilla 123
ecks deeee
I heard you die twice, once when they bury you in the grave And the second time is the last time that somebody mentions your name. -Macklemore "Glorious"
r/im14andthisisdeep
6:59 sus
Fuck you
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📕
Plot twist: Albert Einstein's last words are "lost because he spoke them in German to a nurse who only knew English"
Those times, when you can't stop watching every Vsauce video back to back, over, and over... HELP
The Lapis Wolf Gaming same
i am a doctor, calm down...
The Lapis Wolf Gaming there's no escape except your fate
The Lapis Wolf Gaming I love the space videos, I'm so interested in them
Nightmare Shadow accept*
Einstein: **Giving the steps on how to contact Aliens** Nurse: I like your funny words magic man
XD
@@smugii8109 thanks
@@ibrahimkalim864 lol
Underrated
this comment makes me cry in sadness
And as always, thanks for producing.
michael’s last words: and as always, thanks for watching.
"Even if you leave stuff unfinished, you will still have an impact. And as always, thanks for wa-"
Nice detail
Oooo i get it, thought it was mistake
tching
@@devvgraphics same
@@devvgraphics Incredible
It's cool how he left the "Thanks for wa..." unfinished.
Bro imagine if Albert Einstein's last words were all the answers of the mysteries of the universe and the Nurse was all like "I like your funny words magic man"
Woahh this might be my favorite vsauce video. Kind of a hidden gem
If I was about to be executed my last words would be, “I buried 10 million dollars at a secret location...”
Grand children found Helium-3 deposit under house
@@ZaHandle lol
Then be ready for the amount of torture you are going to get to get the truth out
@@pokemonitishere202 Bro you would be dead
@@mattfromwiisports9414 What do you mean?
that radio sphere was actually a lot bigger than I was expecting, and that's pretty cool.
The ending 😂Michael you are a genius!
_aliens tune in to earth_ *NEIN* _aliens find a new planet to listen to_
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
*DOCH*
Aushwits
Nerd Flanders Au Schwitz
Neon man is a song
KZhead's last words ...or video Me leaving the zoo
Yeah that makes sense.
@Julian You don't get it, do you? Search up the first video ever uploaded to YT.
I laughed so hard
It'd be the perfect bittersweet way to go.
Some don't get it but I see wut u did there 🧠
“Last words are powerful” So is an exotic hand cannon
At this point I just randomly watch vsauce videos to sleep, because I already watched all of the-
..... you leave things unfinished... and as always, thanks for wa..... I laugh!
Matheus Bitencourt I was listening him and watching the timeline of the video and suddenly felt like "Does he have enough time left for 'And as always, thanks for watching'?" From that moment i was nervously waiting for those words to come :D
Indeed. I did the same
Dayool Chy he did it purposely,he meant to keep that unfinished since he was talking about that,get it?
Matheus Bitencourt geniusly done
+ad24aug I don't get it, why did he leave it unfinished? it ruins the video.
Einstein's last words were,"Bitch you standing on the oxygen tube"
what Where'd ya get that from?
Omfg, best comment ever!!!! XD
+The Balloon Man It's a common joke.
Dinah Everton Yeah. ;)
+Rhizopuz Stolonifer to bad xP it's a sick joke
The decision to cut before Michael finished his outro was subtle but great.
Cutting off the video before he could finish "thanks for watch----" is just the cherry on top
I feel very mature laughing at the 69 children record
Me too XD
***** Uh...You don't wanna know...
Me too
●△< ~ me too
Clinton Leger Maybe you have a good taste in youtube videos :)
*"CHANGE DA WORLD* *MY FINAL MESSAGE* *GOODBYE"* Sad music plays
It’s actually the Windows 95 logout sound
@@andys2801 Yes.
Goose
za warudo
@@ravibhusan7816 toki wo tomare
the best part of this video is that it's a video about last words and the ending is 'and as always, thanks for wat-'
The fact that the video ends abruptly is an homage to Bach’s abrupt end to the song.
Einstein: tries to pass on the knowledge of how to reach God Nurse: *sorry, no habla french*
omg hahahha xDD
*Lo siento no habla francés*
@@dejonaiburton5284 lol so funny
This is funny because the reponse is English and Spanish, she says she can't speak French and he was speaking in German
Heath Mitchell dang man, you got me 😔🖐
has anyone noticed that he finished the video with "thanks for watc..." to make it unfinished to prove his point? if he would'nt have finished the video like that, i wouldn't be writing this comment, which would have changed my entire life in the smallest way, but in an enormous way in the future. that's why leaving things unfinished still leaves an impact.
r/woosh
no u
@@hanuchan using "r/whoosh" on KZhead is the cringiest shit lmfao.
How was that r/woosh though? If anything his comment made me understand the video even better.
... that’s why leaving things unfinished still leaves such an impa-
This was a great vi-
Even tho its a sad a sad topic, my grandfathers last words were „i said i was sick“ good old grandpa 🥲
John Sedgewick was a general of the Union Army during the American Civil War. His last words were "they couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
Dr Shaym correction, his words were, 'they couldnt hit an elephant at this dist...' 😂
😂😂 man got clapped
Man got popped
Chris Bolland omg i understand ur joke now lmao took me while😂😂😂
Love your channel mr shaym
Die? No, that's the last thing I would do.
A n e quel exit di npoint per rr 24ff
Mark Sanderson Indeed
Mark Sanderson I would pay so much to know what this means. Are you the illuminati?
flopinator fuckin' genius m9
flopinator SAME
Vsauce's Father: "These may be my last words..." Vsauce: "Or are they?" *Vsauce intro plays*
I love how he talks about unfinished things and then cuts the video just before he could finish his sentence.
900 children!?!? Imagine giving a birthday party everyday
Holy Scheiße _n o_
*laughs in temujin*
Imagine not taking care of your 900 kids
Imagine the child support.
@Eileen Dick funni
"In 6 years, our first words on the Moon will pass by uAra's system." Video: _6 years ago_ Edit: now it's 7 Edit 2: now it's 8 Edit 3: now it's 9... Edit 4: It's 10 years old now! Awaiting a transmission from uAura in 2 years!
Oh shit
Not this YEAR
Ara
TAKE IT DOWN THIS IS NOT THE YEAR!!!
Okay? Watch my videos, next
Vsauce last words: “And as always, thanks for watching”
Isn't it cool how there might be an entity out there knowing of human achievements through radio waves and just listening to it
Last words: "I've gotten good at driving with my feet."
haha
SuperDawesome1 It's because if you drive with your feet, you'll probably die.
Anonymous Dingo I can drive with my feet without any problem. I just can't steer with my feet.
Imagine just casually sitting on the couch and turning on the TV when you start receiving information from a news channel from another planet
i would be terrifyingly confused
'this is an emergency news bulletin'
Imagine if it's Yape from Paper Maper the Origami Korigami
The onion
And they could be like "We just discovered this civilisation first words send in Space, the whole Galaxy Will discover them right now" **Hitler apears on the screen**
The fact that Einstein's last words are lost haunts me
I miss these types of vsauce videos
"Thanks for wa-" WHAT?! THANKS FOR WHAT, MICHAEL?! Just like Einsteins' last words, the world may never know. 😢
tching
thanks for water
Sure
He did that intentionally.
+Anshul Khatri I want water now
I think my last words are going to be something like "GG".
Ez noob family, ripskins.
cyka blyat noob team drop me avp
good half
@Gulby LT good half
no re
needed this
Einstein: explaining how to fly, teleport, travel faster than the speed of light, and live forever. The Nurse: mhm I agree
Michael's last words: "And as always, thanks for wa-"
or is it...?
I was Just about to comment that😂
nowonmetube yes it's a play on words, it's unfinished, as he said
Remember Last words ..
@Tissue Mane *detective music comes on*
So.... Our first cosmic impression... might be Hitler?
well... shit
WE ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
Well... maybe Aliens are racist and don't like jews or sth? Ah, let's be real here. We are pretty much fucked anyway, and not in a good, sexual way.
yes asriel it will be infact it already is
Commissar_Dan what says they know sound though?