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Vsauce
2013 ж. 18 Қаз.
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FOLLOW MICHAEL STEVENS ON TWITTER: / tweetsauce
FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM: / electricpants
Kevin is VSAUCE2: / vsauce2
music by: / jakechudnow
Top 1000 US first names over time INTERACTIVE: www.babynamewizard.com/voyager
surname geographical distribution INTERACTIVE: www.worldnames.publicprofiler.org
Dolphins using names: news.nationalgeographic.com/ne...
Mental Floss VIDEO: things you didn't know had names: • 48 Names for Things Yo...
US ratification of the Convention on the Rights of the Child:
www.unicefusa.org/campaigns/pu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_ratif...
Freakonomics "How Much Does Your Name Matter?": freakonomics.com/2013/04/08/ho...
Story of two children named "Winner" and "Loser": www.sahio.com/the-story-of-two...
auto-antonyms: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contronym
Most common surnames: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_...
LONGEST NAME: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfe+58...
Adolf Hitler Campbell: www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05...
endonym vs. exonym: mentalfloss.com/article/30810/...
name laws:
nation.time.com/2013/08/12/fro...
mentalfloss.com/article/25034/...
Dads_Secret tweet: / 340242560503128064
Legally mononymous people: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_...
Name-letter Effect: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name%E2%...
Quirkology: www.quirkology.com/UK/
Quirology on names: www.quirkology.com/UK/Experime...
US State denonyms: www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/GPO-STYL...
New Zealand name laws: news.nationalpost.com/2013/05/...
"hierarchy of disagreement": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Gra...)

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  • I lost it at "Number 16 bus Shelter" you poor child.

    @DarthSass@DarthSass8 жыл бұрын

    • same

      @randomindianqwertyuiop835@randomindianqwertyuiop8358 жыл бұрын

    • +Salem Yeah! You can't even abbreviate that to anything either...

      @noscopesallowed8128@noscopesallowed81288 жыл бұрын

    • Haha saame that made me fall off my chair

      @moanilsson3448@moanilsson34488 жыл бұрын

    • Thought it was where that person came into existence.

      @LRC92@LRC928 жыл бұрын

    • +Max McTabish shelly, sheldon

      @MiniMervii@MiniMervii8 жыл бұрын

  • Number 16 Bus Shelter is gonna be watching this in a few years like "HEEEYYYY"

    @jordanr.2120@jordanr.21208 жыл бұрын

    • HEEEYYYY

      @number16busshelter57@number16busshelter578 жыл бұрын

    • how did you know? lol wtf?

      @damaged7080@damaged70808 жыл бұрын

    • im violence btw

      @damaged7080@damaged70808 жыл бұрын

    • +Number 16 Bus Shelter you are really exist??!!?!?! 😲

      @AdhiPambudi@AdhiPambudi7 жыл бұрын

    • +Number 16 Bus Shelter you are really exist??!!?!?! 😲

      @AdhiPambudi@AdhiPambudi7 жыл бұрын

  • 3:37 But you could name it “Aretwodeetwo”.

    @MusicDecomposer@MusicDecomposer3 жыл бұрын

    • I used to have an officially licensed Star Wars sound book as a kid that spelled it "Artoo" on the back

      @0ldfaithfu1@0ldfaithfu12 жыл бұрын

    • or just Artoodeetoo.

      @AaronKaiMCDNLD@AaronKaiMCDNLD2 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly what I was thinking

      @Neel-xb1ok@Neel-xb1ok2 жыл бұрын

    • Arturito

      @mauriciojuarez4001@mauriciojuarez40012 жыл бұрын

    • @@mauriciojuarez4001 Arturo

      @danielperales3958@danielperales39582 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine this guy named "Violence" is a polite and kind-hearted guy but people avoid him because of his name

    @bredinacanbusses@bredinacanbusses2 жыл бұрын

    • :(

      @mrac..@mrac..2 жыл бұрын

    • V for short. All better

      @shan_masala90@shan_masala90 Жыл бұрын

    • No different than a pitbull named 'Cupcake'

      @jackhammergameplays267@jackhammergameplays26711 ай бұрын

    • Tbf that's his fault for not changing it

      @NateS917@NateS91710 ай бұрын

    • I heard a story of two brothers, to summarise: One was named Success, the other Failure. Success became a criminal and Failure became a respected police officer (i think).

      @mopman9264@mopman92649 ай бұрын

  • "911, what is your emergency?" "An armed man is chasing me, help!" "Okay, what is your name?" "Number 16 Bus shelter" "No, not your location: Your name." "No, actually, ill just die."

    @_GatoradeMeBitch@_GatoradeMeBitch7 жыл бұрын

    • Gatorade Me Bitch you right

      @jossmcalister9166@jossmcalister91667 жыл бұрын

    • The emergency number in new zealand is 111.

      @diegobautista7511@diegobautista75117 жыл бұрын

    • the emergency number in Australia is 000

      @dioun1842@dioun18427 жыл бұрын

    • In germany it's 110 for Police and 112 for the Firewatch. But most people call the Police, because they can easly contact the other emergecyhelpers.

      @derigel9783@derigel97837 жыл бұрын

    • Gatorade Me Bitch 😂

      @ewstap9040@ewstap90407 жыл бұрын

  • "Mom, why is Paris named Paris?" "because we conceived your sister there" "thank you mom" "you're welcome number 16 bus shelter"

    @drazzy71@drazzy716 жыл бұрын

    • Hello Fenchurch

      @opheon@opheon6 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @youtubeusername1489@youtubeusername14896 жыл бұрын

    • Hhahhahahahahahahhahahahha

      @laraivkovic4632@laraivkovic46325 жыл бұрын

    • "you're welcome number 15 burgerking foot lettuce"

      @damagelmao4975@damagelmao49755 жыл бұрын

    • LOL xD

      @tynj6816@tynj68165 жыл бұрын

  • In my country Vietnam, the chance of you meeting 100 persons with Nguyen on their last names in a day is higher than finding a retail store within an hour

    @HENRY-wh1in@HENRY-wh1in2 жыл бұрын

    • Recording to an Average Vietnamese living: That’s absolutely right

      @vannhantran547@vannhantran547 Жыл бұрын

    • In my country USA, the chance of you finding someone with a last name in a day is higher than finding a retail store within an hour.

      @awesomeman6948@awesomeman694811 ай бұрын

    • I live in Germany and have met two people called Nguyen

      @resaresaresa3800@resaresaresa380010 ай бұрын

    • Really? I live here too but could walk to lotte mart in like 5 mins

      @potentiallylu6880@potentiallylu68809 ай бұрын

    • almost half the people in Brazil is Silva...

      @mestrealvarensis@mestrealvarensis7 ай бұрын

  • Imagine dying, and then your opps convince everyone to use your name as a word for 'stupid person' for hundreds of years

    @Normee@Normee7 ай бұрын

    • That’s a pretty bad legacy, I’d rather be forgotten

      @fathimathnabeela6247@fathimathnabeela62475 ай бұрын

    • Pretty sure there is something like that in the netherlands (where I live), but then for egoists instead of stupid person.

      @officialGoldMonkeVR@officialGoldMonkeVR3 ай бұрын

    • I feel like retard was a name

      @marzan6561@marzan65612 ай бұрын

    • I feel bad for John Duns Scotus

      @WideJupiter_offical@WideJupiter_offical22 күн бұрын

    • @@WideJupiter_offical Me too.

      @mmsabir1030@mmsabir103015 күн бұрын

  • Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning in isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of Force per square centimeter required to break bones.

    @DaekoTan@DaekoTan9 жыл бұрын

    • You could indirectly break bones however. "Lay down in front of my vehicle." or "climb that ladder which is not supported properly."

      @affinity3281@affinity32819 жыл бұрын

    • Christopher W "... and as such could not *directly* produce the 4000 Newtons of Force..." Well, unless you're Goku.

      @DaekoTan@DaekoTan9 жыл бұрын

    • Yuuichi Productions Ah L2R on my part.

      @affinity3281@affinity32819 жыл бұрын

    • But I thought letters were the smallest element of language...

      @SgtSterling4@SgtSterling49 жыл бұрын

    • Should be 'in isolation'. Also I believe Michael meant to say 'names' instead of 'words'. Then the 'saying' makes sense.

      @NobleBrutus@NobleBrutus9 жыл бұрын

  • Teacher: “Albin, the exam is over, stop writing!” Albin: “Over? I’m still writing my name on the front page”

    @Trollmannnnn@Trollmannnnn4 жыл бұрын

    • You spelt his name wrong, it's actually Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

      @nars_bars8774@nars_bars87744 жыл бұрын

    • Aww damn it!

      @sheikhfloppa7901@sheikhfloppa79014 жыл бұрын

    • @@nars_bars8774 You know he changed it to A.

      @Win090949@Win0909494 жыл бұрын

    • Oh is this the first and last question bcuz all credit to him if he can write his name without COPIENG it

      @eltuhamyy@eltuhamyy4 жыл бұрын

    • Teacher: "Albin, hand over your paper now!" Albin: "Hold on, Mr. Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff!"

      @Pfromm007@Pfromm0074 жыл бұрын

  • The funniest thing about the "longest-name-dude" is that a lot of the German words make up sentences, talking about exploring space and living together with alien intelligences. Senior

    @nuclearprivat7383@nuclearprivat73833 жыл бұрын

    • Its pretty much a story, and it goes like this: "Ages ago, there were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well tended and carefully protected against attack by their rapacious enemies. Twelve hundred thousand years ago there appeared before these first earthmen, at night, a spaceship powered by seven stone and iridium electric motors. It had originally been launched on its long trip into stellar space in the search for neighboring stars that might have planets revolving about them that were inhabitable and on which planets a new race of intelligent humanity might propagate itself and rejoice for life, without fear of attack by other intelligent beings from interstellar space."

      @bas_ee@bas_ee Жыл бұрын

  • 6:56 In chinese, the phrase 百姓, which refers to everybody, or all people in general, literally means "the hundred surnames."

    @leiladekwatro3147@leiladekwatro31473 жыл бұрын

    • Being named after everybody would be annoying lol

      @puppergump4117@puppergump4117 Жыл бұрын

    • Still bambozzles me how two characters translate to three long words

      @sesidonkor@sesidonkor9 ай бұрын

    • @@sesidonkor because different languages are different

      @leiladekwatro3147@leiladekwatro31479 ай бұрын

    • @@leiladekwatro3147yeh but that would would mean Chinese would have *a lot* of characters if just one can mean two words. Amazing how they remember all that.

      @sesidonkor@sesidonkor9 ай бұрын

    • @@sesidonkor I mean, you remember the alphabet and all the many seemingly random combinations it takes to turn these into words, and then how to turn them into sound despite none of them having singular consistent sounds. That's pretty amazing too. Give yourself some credit. There's Asians (Mostly japanese) that would think you are a genius for speaking English; despite being a native speaker.

      @KonglomeratYT@KonglomeratYT6 ай бұрын

  • “Alright, we’re taking attendance class. Uhh michael?” “Here” “Johnothan?” “Here” “Number 16 bus shelter?” “Here”

    @OlliOtter@OlliOtter5 жыл бұрын

    • Looool

      @sodo8990@sodo89904 жыл бұрын

    • Lol....

      @orience2225@orience22254 жыл бұрын

    • I’m more concerned by how you spelled Jonathan

      @skylerjade16@skylerjade164 жыл бұрын

    • Johnan Johnatran Also known as Jon Tron

      @lvbboi9@lvbboi94 жыл бұрын

    • LVB animations and stuff jimmy neutron 😂

      @Cora-ck1du@Cora-ck1du4 жыл бұрын

  • Elon Musk:laughs in wifi password

    @anayshah13@anayshah134 жыл бұрын

    • I was laughing for like 5 mins straight lmao

      @vibeduck4934@vibeduck49343 жыл бұрын

    • I honestly feel really bad for his kid

      @ltreno2753@ltreno27533 жыл бұрын

    • in wifi password??

      @altaaf8449@altaaf84493 жыл бұрын

    • @@altaaf8449 his son's name looks like a password.

      @fluff5@fluff53 жыл бұрын

    • @@fluff5 it probably is xD

      @astranger8581@astranger85813 жыл бұрын

  • 2:55 shoutout to my boy V I O L E N C E

    @superlounging@superlounging2 жыл бұрын

  • I think alphabetical discrimination is so interesting because now thinking back to how at the beginning of the year my 4th grade teacher made all of her lists A-Z and it was buisness as usual, but midway through the year she decided to start alternating so we would have one list A-Z then one Z-A and thinking back to it now, the last bit of that class was the best time in my whole elementary school experience, it turns out most of the “bad” kids in my class were the ones usually at the bottom of the A-Z list. Strange

    @grcparis@grcparis2 жыл бұрын

    • And I’m just now realizing also that this video was initially posted DURING MY 4TH GRADE YEAR WTF

      @grcparis@grcparis2 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey, Number 16 Bus Shelter, wanna play soccer?"

    @Shikabambi@Shikabambi7 жыл бұрын

    • WE ARE NUMBER 1.........6 bus shelter....

      @rectaalborween8471@rectaalborween84717 жыл бұрын

    • yes

      @Number16BusShelter@Number16BusShelter6 жыл бұрын

    • Number 16 bus shelter you're late for 7 months

      @kage9426@kage94266 жыл бұрын

    • KAGE _ i am?

      @Number16BusShelter@Number16BusShelter6 жыл бұрын

    • damn here i was saying i go by libby instead of elisabeth in classes at the start of the semester when i could have been saying i go by number 16 bus shelter

      @sir9integra9jr@sir9integra9jr6 жыл бұрын

  • Number 16: Bus Shelter the last thing you want in your shelter is somebody's bus.

    @Emmz3y@Emmz3y5 жыл бұрын

    • The last thing you want for your child is a terrible name they'll get made fun of for

      @--TOM--@--TOM--4 жыл бұрын

  • Kevin looks like if Jesse Pinkman made better decisions in life

    @toastedclubsandwich@toastedclubsandwich Жыл бұрын

    • "Yeah Mr. Stevens! Yeah science!"

      @ekathe85@ekathe85 Жыл бұрын

    • And Micheal Looks like Walter White

      @danielrolesu5000@danielrolesu50009 ай бұрын

    • why tf does that make so much sense???

      @farzanaakter3703@farzanaakter37036 ай бұрын

  • A couple in France once tried to name their daughter "Nutella." This was obviously rejected by the government, so they shortened her name to "Ella."

    @jaxmatthews2748@jaxmatthews27483 жыл бұрын

    • She's in for some terrible pick-up lines

      @ekathe85@ekathe85 Жыл бұрын

    • they should have shortened it to nut

      @pizzaguy_@pizzaguy_11 ай бұрын

    • @@pizzaguy_💀

      @justusP9101@justusP910110 ай бұрын

    • In France, Nutella is apparently extremely popular, so it makes sense.

      @T-Dawg75@T-Dawg7510 ай бұрын

    • @@ekathe85 "do you want some of this nut, ella?" LFMAO

      @Console-l0gger@Console-l0gger10 ай бұрын

  • Number 16, Bus Shelter. The last thing you’d want in your bus is someone’s shelter inside it, but that might be what you gæt.

    @MM-up6kb@MM-up6kb6 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAO

      @letmein7921@letmein79216 жыл бұрын

    • *F O O T L E T T U C E*

      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382@suwinkhamchaiwong83825 жыл бұрын

    • I would like but it's at 69 likes and i can't bring myself to ruin it

      @dezzydream@dezzydream5 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @GloomySenna@GloomySenna5 жыл бұрын

    • This is the best use an ash that i've ever seen

      @michaelhird432@michaelhird4325 жыл бұрын

  • "Violence" "Midnight Chardonnay" "Number 16 Bus Shelter" and of course "Two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda."

    @PixelVarnox@PixelVarnox5 жыл бұрын

    • LOL

      @yerbadeldiablo6751@yerbadeldiablo67515 жыл бұрын

    • Nines*

      @nicolosportelli2853@nicolosportelli28535 жыл бұрын

    • do you want an award

      @PixelVarnox@PixelVarnox5 жыл бұрын

    • @@PixelVarnox I would greatly appreciate one, but the same way you don't know English, people don't recognise people that help them -> meaning no award :(

      @nicolosportelli2853@nicolosportelli28535 жыл бұрын

    • i do know english i just make mistakes, I also usually don't use grammar because I'm lazy.

      @PixelVarnox@PixelVarnox5 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce: Let's talk about Names *1 minute later* Children were executed

    @CastellANM@CastellANM11 ай бұрын

  • I once had a classmate with the name M16, her father was in the ARMY and he named his kids after guns.

    @theholynoodle6676@theholynoodle66762 жыл бұрын

    • America?

      @goose9955@goose9955 Жыл бұрын

    • How disgusting, over here in the uk, we find that appalling. I can’t imagine my children, tea and crumpets, having such strange names. My neighbour, colonisation, agrees.

      @crazy922blade@crazy922blade Жыл бұрын

    • that's fuckin stupid

      @commitfelonyfeline@commitfelonyfeline11 ай бұрын

    • This is the most American thing I’ve heard today

      @Oreo_Dog@Oreo_Dog8 ай бұрын

  • “Here is your new baby” “Awww” “What is the name you would like to be on the birth certificate” “Hmmm he looks like a sex fruit”

    @justbecca7236@justbecca72364 жыл бұрын

    • his father is a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen

      @sujthegame@sujthegame4 жыл бұрын

    • Bro same

      @theguywhoasked6104@theguywhoasked61044 жыл бұрын

  • He could've named that video "CALLING YOUR CHILD ADOLF HITLER???" but he didn't because that's not all the video is about. That's something I like about michael.

    @romeo-be4gf@romeo-be4gf8 жыл бұрын

    • Or calling your child" number 16 bus shelter"

      @RandomGuy-hh4dk@RandomGuy-hh4dk6 жыл бұрын

    • I saw this nazi guy from this video at my doctor’s office last year

      @JERZFR3SH@JERZFR3SH6 жыл бұрын

  • Kid named finger:

    @yegor2letov@yegor2letov Жыл бұрын

  • My name is not VSauce, Michael.

    @OlegMirdieeier@OlegMirdieeierАй бұрын

    • but your child could be

      @Malboop@Malboop8 күн бұрын

  • "Dad, why is Teresa named Teresa?" "Because Teresa is an anagram of 'Easter' and your mom likes Easter." "Thanks Dad!" "No problem, Alan."

    @ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA@ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA4 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated!!

      @alexworld257@alexworld2574 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @hannahkohl6053@hannahkohl60534 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @nate_storm@nate_storm4 жыл бұрын

    • I just have one more letter

      @theresachacon1122@theresachacon11224 жыл бұрын

    • THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES

      @pudding8829@pudding88294 жыл бұрын

  • 7:25 “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such, could never directly produce the 4000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.” -Vsauce, 2013

    @sweetsunia@sweetsunia4 жыл бұрын

    • That hurts me

      @hairyputter5363@hairyputter53634 жыл бұрын

    • Thnx imma copy this

      @sakalaka4153@sakalaka41534 жыл бұрын

    • I was just on that part that's creepy

      @hithere9565@hithere95654 жыл бұрын

    • Didn't notice but he put a lot of effort into not panting at the end of that sentence, his nostrils flare so much as he's breathing in lol

      @bluecloud4652@bluecloud46523 жыл бұрын

    • Why is that so funny

      @houstongoodman8165@houstongoodman81653 жыл бұрын

  • 2:08 I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that at first it’s just a name for every single letter in the alphabet, the sudden change to something that’s probably Deutsch, the unexpected Senior at the end or “hausenberger” in the 4th line, reminding me of Breaking Bad memes

    @user-vi5vn1gm6p@user-vi5vn1gm6p Жыл бұрын

  • "Dad, why did you choose to name my sister Paris?" "Because, dear, thats where she was conceived, on your mother and I's honeymoon" "Oh okay, that makes sense, I love you dad" "I love you too Number 16 Bus Shelter"

    @OllieWales@OllieWales2 ай бұрын

  • Everyone :" Number 16 Bus Shelter is probably the weirdest name." X Æ A-12 : Hold my UFO

    @yash-sri@yash-sri4 жыл бұрын

    • Xash Archangel Musk Kyle

      @randomdude9135@randomdude91354 жыл бұрын

    • Naah but honestly i would rather be that elon musk thing then become a bus shelter

      @Al-Hussainy@Al-Hussainy4 жыл бұрын

    • XÆA-II*

      @kamaltahir8567@kamaltahir85673 жыл бұрын

    • @@kamaltahir8567 Does it even matter😂

      @yash-sri@yash-sri3 жыл бұрын

    • nahh, X Æ A-12 is way cooler than literally being called a BUS

      @facemask6376@facemask63763 жыл бұрын

  • "NUMBER 16 BUS SHELTER GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!"

    @KieronGC@KieronGC6 жыл бұрын

    • AND TAKE MIDNIGHT CHARDONNAY WITH YOU

      @sarcasm-83@sarcasm-835 жыл бұрын

    • I saw a guy who's name was... ...NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE'S FOOT FUNGUS BUT AS IT TURNS OUT THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU GET

      @memestrous@memestrous5 жыл бұрын

  • I love my initials (TM) because every time i sign something it makes it look like theirs a huge fancy trademark

    @randomchaos69@randomchaos69 Жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact: every vsauce video is a question you’ve asked in your mind for years but didn’t explain to people because you could explain it

    @deejasart7766@deejasart77662 жыл бұрын

  • Violence is actually a really pretty words and would make a good name if it didn’t mean what it does

    @Vivi-mp9nn@Vivi-mp9nn5 жыл бұрын

    • Animeislife they could call them viola for short

      @kingmike1702@kingmike17025 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah it’s similar to violet

      @yusurkassem4174@yusurkassem41745 жыл бұрын

    • Animeislife your right. It’s kinda sounds like violet that might be why.

      @mixup2216@mixup22165 жыл бұрын

    • Have 2 friends and we can ship their names together to make Violence

      @electricflyingpan7443@electricflyingpan74435 жыл бұрын

    • Names

      @newtonnewton2945@newtonnewton29455 жыл бұрын

  • No joke, there was this kid in my Kindergarten class named Boston Massachusetts.

    @fordongreeman1764@fordongreeman17647 жыл бұрын

    • poor kid

      @spoder22@spoder227 жыл бұрын

    • Stupid ass parents naming him that I feel bad for him

      @AwesomeSheep777@AwesomeSheep7777 жыл бұрын

    • Bugpants Lol

      @kiyapowell894@kiyapowell8947 жыл бұрын

    • Ohh boy...

      @StellarisGaming@StellarisGaming7 жыл бұрын

    • When I went to a subway the was a worker named minnesota

      @obnoxious_cow3582@obnoxious_cow35827 жыл бұрын

  • 2012-15 vsauce is just iconic.

    @MichaelLear@MichaelLear3 жыл бұрын

  • 2:45 what the fuck

    @coolguy9648@coolguy96482 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @bignose420@bignose4209 ай бұрын

    • What a horrible mother

      @papermangd@papermangd7 ай бұрын

    • she shouldnt be a mother

      @calibvr@calibvr21 күн бұрын

  • Starbucks employee: What name do we write on the cup? Kid: Brfxxcxxmnncccclllmmnnrxvclmnckssglbb11116 Employee: Albin? Kid: Sure

    @legallybidoof@legallybidoof4 жыл бұрын

    • Check it again an realise that you misspelled it by writing mmnn instead of mmnp

      @jorian_meeuse@jorian_meeuse3 жыл бұрын

    • you spelled it so wrong

      @aaryansachdeva@aaryansachdeva3 жыл бұрын

    • @@aaryansachdeva Yes of course, getting a single letter off in a long line of text is spelling it *so off*

      @legallybidoof@legallybidoof3 жыл бұрын

    • @@legallybidoof yea bc it's a name lmao. you wouldn't like it if i call you jd billiams right?

      @mizuki4002@mizuki40023 жыл бұрын

    • @@mizuki4002 nah i wouldn't really care tbh i'm just too lazy to fix it

      @legallybidoof@legallybidoof3 жыл бұрын

  • In Sweden the parents of a child wanted to name their child as "Kvadratrot", meaning square root in English. They were both teachers in mathematics.

    @TheMrGazoline@TheMrGazoline3 жыл бұрын

    • @EnchantingEcho Oh no. Could have just named them the god and goddess of death instead.

      @TheMrGazoline@TheMrGazoline3 жыл бұрын

    • @Phương Nguyễn Hello, ².

      @chiggen_wings5703@chiggen_wings57033 жыл бұрын

    • Kvadratrot is actually a cool name

      @eragonian1240@eragonian12403 жыл бұрын

    • @@eragonian1240 substitute teacher: ...

      @nienel@nienel3 жыл бұрын

    • Elon Musk would be proud

      @KO_Manic@KO_Manic2 жыл бұрын

  • Dad, why was sister named Lily? Because son, when she was born, a Lily fell and landed on her head, so we named her Lily. Cool! Thanks dad. No problem, Brick. Now back to your cage.

    @tommypines1039@tommypines10399 ай бұрын

    • Damn😂😂

      @gamemonsta2120@gamemonsta21209 ай бұрын

  • "hey kevin" "good morning number 16 bus shelter"

    @lillyvx_@lillyvx_2 жыл бұрын

  • Number 16 Bus Shelter..

    @EvenWaysMusic@EvenWaysMusic8 жыл бұрын

    • Dude thats the best name ever

      @andrewoid4711@andrewoid47118 жыл бұрын

    • Integer 61 Tram House

      @gone.3852@gone.38527 жыл бұрын

    • the name might go back to an old tradition of naming the child where it was conceived so... someone go clean that shelter....

      @averybrokeit3710@averybrokeit37107 жыл бұрын

    • uno that that was where their parents had a waveeey beat after a night out

      @Escrublet@Escrublet7 жыл бұрын

    • I know that guy. He went by Hamish

      @kierangregan562@kierangregan5627 жыл бұрын

  • My initials are C.S.I. so am I going to find some criminals?

    @NippleCactus@NippleCactus7 жыл бұрын

    • Mine are L.M.F.A.O.Y.O.U.H.A.V.E.A.B.O.N.E.R.

      @___von___7377@___von___73777 жыл бұрын

    • +___Von___ Is your name Larry Micheal Francis Alex Orlando Ye Olli Undyne Harry Andy Victor Emily Aaron Baxtor Ollybar Nick Ebby Ronaldson?

      @jakethemariofan2442@jakethemariofan24427 жыл бұрын

    • Jake The Mario Fan Yes

      @___von___7377@___von___73777 жыл бұрын

    • Mine is J.E.R.R.Y.S.E.I.N.F.E.L.D.

      @someguy9227@someguy92277 жыл бұрын

    • Coilin Sawyer Mine is U.N.K.N.OW.N.F.R.O.M.M.E.

      @whatshappeninganymore2473@whatshappeninganymore24737 жыл бұрын

  • 7:10 - My last name is Nguyen, cool too see Vietnam on Vsauce's channel.

    @morelukeplayz6953@morelukeplayz6953 Жыл бұрын

  • Amazing how much information is packed I to every one of his videos.

    @ChaossX77@ChaossX77 Жыл бұрын

  • Ah, KZhead algorithm. You work in marvelous ways. This was recommended to me after Elon named his child "X Æ A-12"

    @ArlGrmes@ArlGrmes4 жыл бұрын

    • I can’t remember if it’s Kevin or Kyle.

      @ejradventures3752@ejradventures37524 жыл бұрын

    • EJR Adventures that’s a joke it’s pronounced “ex ash Ay twelve”

      @andyaasen1424@andyaasen14244 жыл бұрын

    • @@andyaasen1424 bro it's pronounced *effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗*

      @ArlGrmes@ArlGrmes4 жыл бұрын

    • bean I thought A-12 was his favorite airplane or something

      @andyaasen1424@andyaasen14244 жыл бұрын

    • bean Ash planet the 5th

      @ejradventures3752@ejradventures37524 жыл бұрын

  • When you realize that a name is literally just a sound that other humans emit when they want your attention.

    @joshuastreet8664@joshuastreet86645 жыл бұрын

    • When you realize you’re a

      @-.-...---7@-.-...---74 жыл бұрын

    • When you realize you're

      @the97percent@the97percent4 жыл бұрын

    • When U

      @joshuaa337@joshuaa3374 жыл бұрын

    • When

      @hipphopp69yearsago34@hipphopp69yearsago344 жыл бұрын

    • Whe

      @toas7s@toas7s4 жыл бұрын

  • I swear that I find Vsauce videos that I didn’t even know existed. It happens so often it is insane.

    @PJ_ShortsOfficial@PJ_ShortsOfficial6 күн бұрын

  • The lengthening of the phrase “sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me” seems like something I would do for absolutely no reason.

    @auragameryt@auragameryt Жыл бұрын

  • 3:24 “in the US you can name your kid anything as long as it doesn’t have numbers or symbols” X Æ A-12 watching this in the future: ಠ_ಠ

    @LanieMae@LanieMae3 жыл бұрын

    • yeah, that's why Elon renamed the kid as "X AE A-XII" or smth like that so the kid doesn't get into any legal issues

      @worstusernameintheworld9871@worstusernameintheworld98713 жыл бұрын

    • @@worstusernameintheworld9871 the hyphen is a symbol tho

      @safwanljd@safwanljd3 жыл бұрын

    • @@safwanljd Yes but hyphens are exceptions to the rule

      @oo.-.@oo.-.2 жыл бұрын

    • @@safwanljd lots of normal names use hyphens. Anne-Marie is a popular one

      @shaobues@shaobues Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@shaobues Julia Louis-Dreyfus too.

      @BambinaSaldana@BambinaSaldana10 ай бұрын

  • For those who don´t speak German: This guy´s ridiculously long name translates into something that sounds like the subliminal messages conspiracy theorists think you can hear when you play songs backwards.

    @susannadanner906@susannadanner9065 жыл бұрын

    • I agree with ur username

      @vi4269@vi42694 жыл бұрын

    • Wh

      @raichugaming6413@raichugaming64134 жыл бұрын

    • Arabic names what is your name Son of Apple then whats your Beautiful Beautiful

      @chickeninabox@chickeninabox4 жыл бұрын

  • Anyone getting this recommended like 9 years later?

    @sythenplayzgames9128@sythenplayzgames91282 жыл бұрын

    • Only a measly 9 years?

      @Complex_Mud@Complex_Mud22 күн бұрын

  • Watching it after 10 years still mind blowing and up to date🤯🤯🤯

    @abdulsaboor-xc6gc@abdulsaboor-xc6gc6 ай бұрын

  • "As the saying goes; sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never produce the 4,000 newtons of force per centimeter required to break bones." Wow.

    @karmotrine8837@karmotrine88378 жыл бұрын

    • +Flubble Biscuitness as I said in a comment like a year ago what if you dropped a book on someone wich is made of words and the book caused him to fall off a cliff and he/she breaks EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY(XD LOL)

      @claudiadepouli3979@claudiadepouli39798 жыл бұрын

    • +Flubble Biscuitness Unfortunaly this statement is wrong. Morphemes are the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning.

      @brgmax11@brgmax118 жыл бұрын

    • Eh.

      @karmotrine8837@karmotrine88378 жыл бұрын

    • Words are most commonly used.

      @karmotrine8837@karmotrine88378 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @claudiadepouli3979@claudiadepouli39798 жыл бұрын

  • Ah, I remember that saying, my parents said it all the time: "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones."

    @rapidexal@rapidexal3 жыл бұрын

    • that sounded perfectly normal to me the first time i heard it, as that was long before i knew of the simplified version.

      @megaturtle9547@megaturtle95472 жыл бұрын

    • I'm gonna use that on my child

      @JatPhenshllem@JatPhenshllem Жыл бұрын

    • In isolation*

      @slitbodmod4473@slitbodmod44737 ай бұрын

  • 1:23 I just realized this sounds so much like those Minecraft menu songs, so calming

    @redeemable8741@redeemable87412 жыл бұрын

  • How it started:- Discussion about names How it ended:- words can't break bones

    @adityadhar4686@adityadhar4686 Жыл бұрын

  • UN : Every human child born on Earth has the right to a name The kid born on the moon : 😭

    @_eurocat_@_eurocat_3 жыл бұрын

    • Moon Child 1

      @Speed001@Speed0013 жыл бұрын

    • Neanderthal child: ;~;

      @shrekonion8307@shrekonion83073 жыл бұрын

    • they're a crying emoji because they're dying

      @stinduwardo@stinduwardo3 жыл бұрын

    • ：（

      @HolahkuTaigiTWFormosanDiplomat@HolahkuTaigiTWFormosanDiplomat3 жыл бұрын

    • who named their kid 😭

      @willknights9040@willknights90403 жыл бұрын

  • So, you can't name your kid R2-D2, but you can name him/her RtwoDtwo?

    @Icysnowman256@Icysnowman2567 жыл бұрын

    • Icysnowman ruhtooduhtoo

      @cecasiahaan6801@cecasiahaan68016 жыл бұрын

    • Why isn't this top comment?

      @thumptherapist3816@thumptherapist38166 жыл бұрын

    • arturito sounds like r2d2

      @LSeba91@LSeba916 жыл бұрын

    • Arrtoo Deetoo

      @DarkGreenFire@DarkGreenFire6 жыл бұрын

    • Icysnowman #2 That’s what I was thinking

      @diggsfather@diggsfather6 жыл бұрын

  • Naming your child "Number 16 bus shelter" should be considered an act of child abuse.

    @Archduke_Astatos@Archduke_Astatos Жыл бұрын

    • False

      @Paul_Reeds_Boyfriend@Paul_Reeds_Boyfriend Жыл бұрын

  • 6:00 Every swede named "Andersson" 🗿

    @NoNilolsos@NoNilolsos Жыл бұрын

  • My initials are CJ. Do I have to follow a train?

    @americanluckycat369@americanluckycat3697 жыл бұрын

    • American Lucky Cat nah,buy 2 number 9 for Big Smoke

      @kkkunt692@kkkunt6927 жыл бұрын

    • ...Are you called Carl Johnson? :DDDDDDDD

      @johnx140@johnx1407 жыл бұрын

    • American Lucky Cat Yes, the train is your dreams and you must follow it.

      @jasonscalzo9597@jasonscalzo95977 жыл бұрын

    • Jason why the hell does his dreams have gangsters standing on top of it shooting at him

      @jellyunicorn8347@jellyunicorn83477 жыл бұрын

    • Jelly Unicorn That's a good question. That's something for him to answer

      @jasonscalzo9597@jasonscalzo95977 жыл бұрын

  • 2:18 "You can name your kid Apple, or North, or Moon Unit" Kim Kardashian: *Write that down*

    @sarrealpro5264@sarrealpro52643 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHA

      @pierogi_is_bae@pierogi_is_bae3 жыл бұрын

    • Reminded me of an old joke: Three wise men visit the manger. On the way in, one of them bangs his head on the low door frame, and exclaims "Jesus Christ" in pain Joseph: "Write that down Mary, it's a lot better than Derek"

      @eldunenorap2250@eldunenorap22503 жыл бұрын

  • Increíble contenido como siempre, ojalá sigan con la historia latinoamericana

    @HagoveroGenerico@HagoveroGenerico Жыл бұрын

  • love the youtube algorithm. thanks youtube for reccomending this and micheal from vsauce for teaching me about names :)

    @eryniscoolx@eryniscoolx Жыл бұрын

  • Random Human: Whistles Dolphin: And I took that personally

    @actuallythepie@actuallythepie3 жыл бұрын

  • When your parents call you by your full name when they're angry at you but your name is 700 words long so you never anger them out of pity because you don't want then to have to say an essay every time you annoy them

    @Ghost____Rider@Ghost____Rider7 жыл бұрын

    • Or you purposefully anger them

      @durdleduc8520@durdleduc85206 жыл бұрын

    • lawful good vs chaotic evil

      @acookie7548@acookie75486 жыл бұрын

    • 700 letters not words

      @jenniferhoppe6912@jenniferhoppe69125 жыл бұрын

    • "MY ESSAY FROM THE SIXTH GRADE THAT A BURNED AND SHREDDED BECAUSE I HATED IT AND WANTED IT TO DIE OH BY THE WAY MY NAME IS FORTNITE IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU THIS IS STILL MY NAME BY THE WAY I'M RECITING IT ALL" GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW!

      @dearfauxpas@dearfauxpas5 жыл бұрын

  • "700 hundred letters long" Gintama Kyubei's monkey be like: "Shit that's cute"

    @jedsuki6054@jedsuki60543 жыл бұрын

  • Asking somebody for their name is basically asking them what noise to make to get their attention...

    @oskarpolanski3152@oskarpolanski31523 жыл бұрын

  • I'm naming my kid "The" so whenever someone says the he turns and listens

    @maskina9611@maskina96113 жыл бұрын

    • This is actually pretty evil of you 😂

      @lisacatarsi1615@lisacatarsi16153 жыл бұрын

    • This would be *the* most evil thing ever.

      @Liggliluff@Liggliluff3 жыл бұрын

    • Speaking in old english would be very confusing. "I will get (The|thee) a glass of water."

      @SemiMono@SemiMono3 жыл бұрын

    • wut tHe phuck

      @hamiltonianpathondodecahed5236@hamiltonianpathondodecahed52363 жыл бұрын

    • What the fuck? The: hold on

      @gael5841@gael58413 жыл бұрын

  • “You can name your child anything as long as it doesn’t have obscenity, numerals or symbols” Elon musk : 👁👄👁

    @uwuowo9030@uwuowo90303 жыл бұрын

    • He doesn't have that.

      @timdeathly@timdeathly3 жыл бұрын

    • @Damian Simpson it looks funny ;-;

      @superlovescakes@superlovescakes3 жыл бұрын

    • Now whold on there partner. IT turns ou' tha' emojis are infact symols! Yeehaw! checkmate globeheads, Youhoouuwiie ***and then he rode into the sunset, never to be seen again...***

      @forregom@forregom3 жыл бұрын

    • Elon musk : hm too hard? Maybe i try this name--->đűřæēķïğč69

      @imwithmyghouls@imwithmyghouls3 жыл бұрын

    • Damian Simpson 👁‍🗨👄👁‍🗨

      @sentinelrecon8836@sentinelrecon88363 жыл бұрын

  • The algorithm gave me this when I’m trying to write a story, surely this puts me in the mindset of making some sane, acceptable, and witty character names

    @bonyeni@bonyeni9 ай бұрын

  • i like that background music and its timing

    @blackandrosee@blackandrosee6 ай бұрын

  • VSauce: names have names Me: *stop hurting my brain*

    @baguette5113@baguette51134 жыл бұрын

    • VintoMC the brain named itself

      @sillygoose4460@sillygoose44604 жыл бұрын

    • Reeee

      @justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi43784 жыл бұрын

    • "Name" is a name for the name

      @akashbeh4856@akashbeh48564 жыл бұрын

    • Demonyms,Endonyms,Exonyms F for memory

      @Stefan-lz1ph@Stefan-lz1ph4 жыл бұрын

    • Stop answers then have then names then then...

      @LifeForUndead@LifeForUndead4 жыл бұрын

  • Help me someone is chasing me! What's your name? Adolf Hitler *Call Declined*

    @griocycommunity4529@griocycommunity45297 жыл бұрын

  • This is one of those videos i wish i could hit the like button a thousand times.

    @dudusbarbosa@dudusbarbosa3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Vsauce just listed a Neo-Not See like it was completely normal. That definitely hit different when this vid came out.

    @hayaokakizaki4463@hayaokakizaki446318 күн бұрын

  • But what if you spelled it "artoodeetu"? Hey? Huh? got 'em

    @bucketsaremyfriend@bucketsaremyfriend6 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah but spoken r2d2 would getnyou sued

      @thexrealxtobi5361@thexrealxtobi53615 жыл бұрын

    • @@thexrealxtobi5361 No it would not.

      @MarmadukeDormedius@MarmadukeDormedius5 жыл бұрын

    • What about Rtwo Dtwo

      @bacteria7896@bacteria78965 жыл бұрын

    • Arturito.

      @Aethuviel@Aethuviel5 жыл бұрын

    • I'd spell it Are Too D Too

      @ShafiTheGreat@ShafiTheGreat5 жыл бұрын

  • "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" said someone. The next day, they were hit by a dictionary. they broke their arm

    @gavinmcleod3560@gavinmcleod35608 жыл бұрын

    • Old but gold.300th like

      @nippy7425@nippy74256 жыл бұрын

    • Blobfish profile=amazing

      @timothyburdette7631@timothyburdette76316 жыл бұрын

    • Naming your child Sticks Naming your child Stones Naming your child Words Naming your child Dictionary.

      @jtanaka7549@jtanaka75495 жыл бұрын

    • Gavin Mcleod And they was right, because that dictionary’s not the smallest element of language capable of portraying meaning in isolation, fella.

      @Digganob590@Digganob5905 жыл бұрын

    • stolen from garfield

      @excs4619@excs46195 жыл бұрын

  • 2:44 New Zealand just saved a child's life XD

    @pointyorb@pointyorb Жыл бұрын

  • 2:49 what a horrible mother.

    @CunnyRape@CunnyRape9 ай бұрын

  • Technically, you could name your kid after the main voiceless droid from Star Wars, provided you spell his name Artoo Deetoo instead of R2-D2

    @OptimusPhillip@OptimusPhillip4 жыл бұрын

    • B I G B R A I N T I M E

      @manofgod7622@manofgod76224 жыл бұрын

    • @@manofgod7622 T I M E T O S M A R T

      @nonimus6269@nonimus62694 жыл бұрын

    • ＷＯＷ

      @katyungodly@katyungodly4 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh I thought the exact same thing

      @uzumakimello5999@uzumakimello59994 жыл бұрын

    • OptimusPhillip I want name a animal r2d2

      @joseichoshow9846@joseichoshow98464 жыл бұрын

  • You can't name your kid "R2-D2", in the U.S, but couldn't you just call him "Artoodeetoo"? :P

    @quigli@quigli9 жыл бұрын

    • Arthur Deethur

      @fuelks@fuelks6 жыл бұрын

  • "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such, could never directly produce the 4,000 newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones."

    @asphalt_user@asphalt_user Жыл бұрын

  • I honestly can’t believe that some parent out there in this world looked at their new born baby and thought that the best possible name for it would be “Number 16 Bus Shelter.” 💀

    @sillyjilly1855@sillyjilly1855 Жыл бұрын

  • I remember my kindergarten teacher said that in my class. sticks and stones may break my bones, But words are mearly the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never produce the 4000 neutons of square force per square centimeter required to break bones.

    @bshaun2740@bshaun27405 жыл бұрын

    • Oreo-Wizard lol tf

      @theholderscock@theholderscock5 жыл бұрын

    • If I ever get to know a person from "murica" im telling them that

      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername@icantcomeupwithagoodusername5 жыл бұрын

    • Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning *in* isolation and as such could never directly produce the 4,000 *newtons* of *force* per cm^2 required to break bones. owo

      @21jd_@21jd_5 жыл бұрын

    • LOL VSAUCE JUST SAID THAT

      @joshuagoeij9217@joshuagoeij92175 жыл бұрын

    • *newtons

      @adamdodda3275@adamdodda32755 жыл бұрын

  • Mother: This child is a miracle! It is deserving of a name that reflects the actions involved and how it came to be. As well as a name that symbolizes how when the seed of love is sown between two people, the harvest that follows can produce such a beautiful gift! Father: That's great honey, what did you have in mind? Mother: SEX FRUIT

    @L3thalShad0ws7@L3thalShad0ws74 жыл бұрын

    • *y e s*

      @sergggggo@sergggggo4 жыл бұрын

    • Elon Musk: *X Æ A-12*

      @fallen-zc9uj@fallen-zc9uj4 жыл бұрын

    • Father: divorce me

      @Spaceboy2theMoon@Spaceboy2theMoon3 жыл бұрын

  • "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will break my heart."

    @noodlepoodlegirl@noodlepoodlegirl2 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine u get born and there's a screen saying "Name Sky, +3 health stat"

    @Hasa07@Hasa072 жыл бұрын

  • hey...

    @Number16BusShelter@Number16BusShelter6 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303@kusanagi-no-tachi53036 жыл бұрын

    • Btw, I read his name not "bus" but "bush" So, Number 16 Bush Shelter... I don't know why

      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303@kusanagi-no-tachi53035 жыл бұрын

    • Did you actually take the time to make an account under that name, just for the joke. Or, are you actually Number 16 Bus Shelter?

      @8-bitdolphin238@8-bitdolphin2385 жыл бұрын

    • Number 16 bus shelter looool

      @maxonator3913@maxonator39135 жыл бұрын

    • @KevnoJiang We are all Redditors on this blessed day. There are literally dozens of us. Obligatory - please include me in the screenshot! Ty

      @zappawoman5183@zappawoman51835 жыл бұрын

  • Who looks their newborn daughter in the eyes, and decides: “I shall call this miracle of life.... S e x f r u i t.”

    @austinheinbuch8642@austinheinbuch86423 жыл бұрын

    • Very Accurite

      @funfactswithcarson1173@funfactswithcarson11733 жыл бұрын

    • Well, wasn't it the fruit that was conceived by having sex? I'm not saying it's a good name, but it is a logical name.

      @Liggliluff@Liggliluff3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Liggliluff I'm honestly more curious about Number 16 Bus Shelter.

      @brettkane9175@brettkane91753 жыл бұрын

    • @@brettkane9175 ikr

      @Isakube@Isakube3 жыл бұрын

    • Hhaha

      @abdulsameeh_666@abdulsameeh_6663 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey dad why is the sun orange?" "Because it's a falming ball of heat" "Thanks dad!" "No problem Rasputin"

    @abandoned4788@abandoned47882 жыл бұрын

  • Um 7 years ago and it’s on RECOMMENDATION

    @333axstro8@333axstro82 жыл бұрын

  • 3:24 "Anything that doesn't include obscenity, numerals, or symbols" Elon Musk: Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?

    @FaeChangeling@FaeChangeling3 жыл бұрын

    • USA: *does nothing cause if they do they will get smashed to the ground. by a tesla. and sent away in a space hearse.*

      @Spaceboy2theMoon@Spaceboy2theMoon3 жыл бұрын

    • I mean wasn't there a kid recently that was just three cowboy hat emojis or something?

      @SheepUndefined@SheepUndefined3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah and if a poor person did that they’d get yelled at

      @KeedGmaer@KeedGmaer3 жыл бұрын

    • @@trollrat2828 yes

      @Cockalicious@Cockalicious2 жыл бұрын

  • What if Michael was like: My Name is Michael... or is it? *Theme song plays*

    @Andominicus@Andominicus3 жыл бұрын

    • What if his real name is Michelangelo?

      @Liggliluff@Liggliluff3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Liggliluff **vsauce music plays**

      @Andominicus@Andominicus3 жыл бұрын

    • i mean he DID say he felt more like a gary in one video.....

      @whoknows1447@whoknows14472 жыл бұрын

  • Me walking up to the 6 year old boy riding his bike across the street to extort information from him (he is a government sanctioned skinwalker in disguised that preys on my downfall): 0:06

    @bdbailey@bdbailey2 жыл бұрын

  • i couldn't find this statistic in the description: what is the "ppl with later letters of the alphabet have lower self-esteem" statistic/study (link) bc my classmates thought I made it up the link took me 2 a diff website :/

    @certainlysoup508@certainlysoup5083 жыл бұрын
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