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Did The Past Really Happen?

Vsauce
2015 ж. 5 Ақп.
16 607 164 Рет қаралды
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Greece is full of wonderful new things and wonderful old things. But when WE become old things, will our ruins also be tourist attractions?
*Sources and extra info below!!*
me on twitter: / tweetsauce
on instagram: / electricpants
Humorous/interesting videos about how future archeologists might interpret us:
VIDEO: “Beatles 3000”: • Beatles 3000
VIDEO: “Neil deGrasse Tyson On Manhattanhenge”: • Neil deGrasse Tyson On...
Toto: allanellenberger.com/toto-find...
“highway” vs “freeway”: sgtalcastro.blogspot.co.uk/201...
why are old things so often underground?:
goo.gl/u8SFFw
www.archaeological.org/educati...
“Motel of Mysteries” (great book I remember from when I was a kid): www.amazon.co.uk/Motel-Mysteri...
Last Thursdayism:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos...
www.last-thursday.org/
Occam’s Razor: math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics...
Newton’s Flaming Laser Sword: philosophynow.org/issues/46/N...
other razors: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_(p...)
Interpreting the past (including us, when we become “the past”):
www.heritagedaily.com/2014/01/...
www.usu.edu/markdamen/1320hist...
bigthink.com/videos/how-will-f...
www.albany.edu/~scifraud/data/...
This American Life on people in the future: www.thisamericanlife.org/radio...
The 15th century wikipedia article: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/15th_cen...
conservation of energy: www.britannica.com/EBchecked/t...
history of perpetual motion: www.hp-gramatke.net/perpetuum/...
Why old computers and consoles turn yellow: www.vintagecomputing.com/index...
the Second Law of Thermodynamics: hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/...
Heat Death of the universe: www.physlink.com/Education/Ask...
Good entropy resources:
entropysimple.oxy.edu/content.htm
• Entropy
physics.ucsd.edu/do-the-math/2...
www.askamathematician.com/2011...
www.learner.org/courses/chemis...

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  • Michael:*robs a bank* Michael in court: “The past didn’t really happen”

    @splinterun9005@splinterun90053 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @richardtan7814@richardtan78143 жыл бұрын

    • Lol 😆!!!

      @nguyenhoanglong420@nguyenhoanglong4203 жыл бұрын

    • Hey Vsauce, Micheal here! I just robbed a bank... Or did I? What defines "Robbing"? I took 24 hostages and stole 69 million USD.

      @metaversian2685@metaversian26853 жыл бұрын

    • That’s so good

      @Lp.goes.gym.@Lp.goes.gym.3 жыл бұрын

    • I temporarily forgot that I'm in a Vsauce video and thought you were talking about Michael de Santa.

      @xhelixshotx@xhelixshotx3 жыл бұрын

  • Title: "Did the past really happen?" Opening: "The dog that played toto in the wizard of oz was credited as toto."

    @blink5394@blink53945 жыл бұрын

    • That's hilarious

      @sarahkraus8247@sarahkraus82475 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHAHAHA

      @ayatsheikh3558@ayatsheikh35585 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahaha

      @hoytsigman5435@hoytsigman54355 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly like is this clickbait

      @ibnkrisishayawasatmuhammad3589@ibnkrisishayawasatmuhammad35895 жыл бұрын

    • 😂 😂

      @AE2-scc@AE2-scc5 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce: the only KZhead channel that can turn existential dread into fun lil videos.

    @LegoDude3258@LegoDude3258 Жыл бұрын

    • Yet these lil videos are still very much capable of putting you in the state of such dread 🤗

      @Max_6200@Max_6200 Жыл бұрын

    • kurzgesagt does it too, with fun little cartoon birds

      @googlyman645@googlyman645 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah fun "lil" very little

      @probablysearvnifr@probablysearvnifr Жыл бұрын

    • Exurb1a

      @kugelblitz-zx9un@kugelblitz-zx9un11 ай бұрын

    • Kurzgesagt does it too

      @proxlordz@proxlordz9 ай бұрын

  • "Name 10 people from the 15th century" John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John and of course John

    @adude6568@adude6568 Жыл бұрын

    • Pretty golden comment

      @solarfishysticks4496@solarfishysticks4496Ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @stackorstarv3@stackorstarv3Ай бұрын

    • 😂. 😂. 😂. 😂😊

      @DK-fd3fi@DK-fd3fi23 күн бұрын

    • You forgot papa john

      @robyyyyvids9198@robyyyyvids91982 күн бұрын

  • “Being lazy will make the universe last more” Say no more

    @donthaha3965@donthaha39654 жыл бұрын

    • no more

      @nickxenix@nickxenix4 жыл бұрын

    • No more

      @seniorshankar9813@seniorshankar98134 жыл бұрын

    • No more

      @seaotter4439@seaotter44394 жыл бұрын

    • No more

      @PixelShroom1@PixelShroom14 жыл бұрын

    • Ur profile picture matches ur comment so well

      @ginyu5009@ginyu50094 жыл бұрын

  • One day, Vsauce will be considered an ancient philosopher

    @jchampneys3913@jchampneys39133 жыл бұрын

    • That was last Thursday.

      @PeterWalkerHP16c@PeterWalkerHP16c3 жыл бұрын

    • Or will he?

      @oxernaut1527@oxernaut15273 жыл бұрын

    • Greatest comment

      @jybler007@jybler0073 жыл бұрын

    • G

      @jybler007@jybler0073 жыл бұрын

    • KEEP IT AT 420 LIKES

      @Dale8132@Dale81323 жыл бұрын

  • 5:26 “You’re destined to become what the universe thinks you were” is an underrated statement and actually very philosophical if you think about it.

    @lukefahy3486@lukefahy3486 Жыл бұрын

    • Its not

      @nbtoutcequejevaisdireestfa5441@nbtoutcequejevaisdireestfa5441 Жыл бұрын

    • Indeed.

      @jovanobates3835@jovanobates3835 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@nbtoutcequejevaisdireestfa5441 you are a part of universe, you definitely decide for yourself

      @peasantfarmerr8917@peasantfarmerr8917 Жыл бұрын

    • That's not even what he said and completely changes the meaning lol

      @MizterMoonshine@MizterMoonshine Жыл бұрын

    • philosophically illiterate. conflating a representation with what its representing, aka "mistaking the map for the territory."

      @rumfordc@rumfordc Жыл бұрын

  • Imagine at the end of your life, you peacefully pass away and then boom, they take off your vr headset and ask “so how was it”

    @raiderng@raiderng10 ай бұрын

    • You would be surprised

      @malystxy5601@malystxy560112 күн бұрын

    • I wish😢

      @Alaasy-oy9ok@Alaasy-oy9okКүн бұрын

    • 60 seconds game

      @syra1541@syra1541Күн бұрын

  • Teacher: why didn’t you do your homework? Me: I wanted to postpone the inevitable heat death of the universe

    @alpacawithouthat987@alpacawithouthat9875 жыл бұрын

    • Heat death of the universe: *I am inevitable* Michael: *And I am, Vsauce*

      @nickgriffin7710@nickgriffin77104 жыл бұрын

    • I am inevitable

      @dennisruud825@dennisruud8254 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks for giving me a good laugh

      @supreetkumar7604@supreetkumar76044 жыл бұрын

    • 0.1 second

      @thebritishempireball4184@thebritishempireball41844 жыл бұрын

    • @@thebritishempireball4184 Even less

      @holybanana8182@holybanana81824 жыл бұрын

  • Everybody Gangster until Newton pulls out his flaming laser sword.

    @parallell0@parallell03 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @mooplex4466@mooplex44663 жыл бұрын

    • Sir Isaac Newton! What are you doing?

      @t-rex9809@t-rex98093 жыл бұрын

    • FOR SCIENCE!

      @rhn122@rhn1223 жыл бұрын

    • General Grievous: **happy addition to collection noises**

      @Adam-xf6sq@Adam-xf6sq3 жыл бұрын

    • 👍👍👍👍👍👍

      @changeeyecolor3891@changeeyecolor38913 жыл бұрын

  • I don't care if I'm forgotten; Vsauce videos need to be preserved forever.

    @harbirsingh7266@harbirsingh72668 ай бұрын

  • Its very amusing to see that what I learned last year in school as laws of thermodynamics , entropy ,enthalpy are bases of many theories and I can actually start to understand the world more efficiently, it gives me motivation to dive even deeper in the depths of physics and chemistry

    @shreyasjaiswal2196@shreyasjaiswal219611 ай бұрын

    • Same and it feels awesome, keep learning!

      @saltygrama209@saltygrama2096 ай бұрын

    • i learned this few weeks ago, i didn't expected to use this knowledge outside of school this fast

      @desiar76@desiar766 ай бұрын

    • The entropic brain

      @nut_salad@nut_saladАй бұрын

  • I love how he throws everything I’ve ever known out the window

    @elirichey3978@elirichey39784 жыл бұрын

    • @RünerTheWolf 25 😂😂😂

      @eugenio1203@eugenio12034 жыл бұрын

    • RünerTheWolf 25 no.

      @athena1957@athena19574 жыл бұрын

    • when he told me to be lazy that was a first

      @donnakona7615@donnakona76154 жыл бұрын

    • That’s why I love channels like vsauce. It really makes you realize how much you really don’t know and thus makes you that much more eager to learn.

      @XXStrong1@XXStrong14 жыл бұрын

    • Did he really? *Or did you do it yourself?*

      @sleepydreamer4175@sleepydreamer41754 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm not lazy, I'm postponing the end of the universe" should totally be a shirt

    @Alexander.0671@Alexander.06713 жыл бұрын

    • SO TRUE

      @pdp6839@pdp68393 жыл бұрын

    • Yes. I need this.

      @DECimotA@DECimotA3 жыл бұрын

    • It would be a bad shirt though

      @allaballa1061@allaballa10613 жыл бұрын

    • it would be a little weird, even if I relate to it

      @silic8873@silic88733 жыл бұрын

    • tacky

      @bannedaccount3752@bannedaccount37523 жыл бұрын

  • 10:59 I used this argument with my boss & I got fired, thanks a lot man!

    @randygonzalez6250@randygonzalez6250 Жыл бұрын

  • "The dog from the wizard of oz was named Toto" 5 minutes later "Newtons flaming laser sword"

    @OrionRing@OrionRing Жыл бұрын

  • Me: *Breaths* Universe: *what the hell*

    @drettlinking1269@drettlinking12695 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @gcrazy64@gcrazy645 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @Kiemixo@Kiemixo5 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @keithscott2706@keithscott27065 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @Jacob1Jacob2@Jacob1Jacob25 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username5 жыл бұрын

  • Me: *exists* Vsauce: You are killing our universe

    @ToRoVi@ToRoVi6 жыл бұрын

    • Vilho kuis panee

      @aatzaaa@aatzaaa5 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly

      @ProMrLecoq01@ProMrLecoq015 жыл бұрын

    • but what created energy? energy wasnt always around, because the universe wasnt always around. so what created energy?

      @Tark0wo@Tark0wo5 жыл бұрын

    • Arked Thrive god

      @ProMrLecoq01@ProMrLecoq015 жыл бұрын

    • Arked Thrive the world may never know...

      @diablodevil708@diablodevil7085 жыл бұрын

  • Damn 2024, am I the only one?

    @frankaragatan@frankaragatan2 ай бұрын

    • Nope 💔

      @XioBlox12@XioBlox12Ай бұрын

    • Nope

      @LoveAlwaysWins333@LoveAlwaysWins333Ай бұрын

    • These are my sleep videos and have been for the last 7 years

      @BabySkoda@BabySkodaАй бұрын

    • Nah

      @user-vq5nd4wg1n@user-vq5nd4wg1nАй бұрын

    • yes

      @wyattmastin487@wyattmastin487Ай бұрын

  • This is one of my favorite vsauce videos. Both scientific and philosophical at the same time as almost every other video of him, but there's something that touches me in a peculiar way...

    @jeebrew@jeebrew4 ай бұрын

  • "Newton flaming laser sword" and they say phillosphers are boring.

    @jayeshbisht8999@jayeshbisht89993 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @BatCostumeGuy@BatCostumeGuy3 жыл бұрын

    • Who says philosophers are boring? Philosophy is dope

      @adriatic.vineyards@adriatic.vineyards3 жыл бұрын

    • @@adriatic.vineyards yeah I know

      @Windja69@Windja693 жыл бұрын

    • @@BatCostumeGuy or did they? Before last Thursday?

      @markobolo4465@markobolo44653 жыл бұрын

    • @@adriatic.vineyards i learned Philosophy in my PreSchool days

      @YoshiLikesFate@YoshiLikesFate3 жыл бұрын

  • Me: **locks door** My brain 2 seconds later: *Did the past really happen?*

    @dadoncouch732@dadoncouch7323 жыл бұрын

    • @@radhikadesai414 I don't have tik tok

      @dadoncouch732@dadoncouch7323 жыл бұрын

    • @@radhikadesai414 noob

      @Namerex@Namerex3 жыл бұрын

    • @@burgerplanet4490 sorry how this somehow offended you man😔

      @dadoncouch732@dadoncouch7323 жыл бұрын

    • @@burgerplanet4490 what the acutual Fuck?

      @dadoncouch732@dadoncouch7323 жыл бұрын

    • @@burgerplanet4490 I can hear the moaning in that room what you doing with him?

      @chouayangmk@chouayangmk3 жыл бұрын

  • it kinda freaks me out the the past 'didn't' happen if we lose the evidence or forget

    @nachosNipples@nachosNipples8 ай бұрын

  • My brain 2 seconds after I lock a door:

    @BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th@BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th4 ай бұрын

  • 0:00: The dog that played toto 11:55: You can make the universe last longer by being lazy

    @ytkerfuffles6429@ytkerfuffles64294 жыл бұрын

    • Haha 🤣

      @benhole9716@benhole97164 жыл бұрын

    • Ngl I thought I was watching 2 videos 🤣🤣🤣

      @stewart32adams@stewart32adams4 жыл бұрын

    • Title: did the past really happen?

      @sirderwent6215@sirderwent62153 жыл бұрын

    • We've come a long way from Toto 😐

      @anveshkhode3794@anveshkhode37943 жыл бұрын

    • “everything was created last thursday”

      @SJ-ci3yp@SJ-ci3yp3 жыл бұрын

  • Girl: I'm 5 months pregnant and you're the father. Me: The world was created last thursday.

    @pritpalsingh3609@pritpalsingh36094 жыл бұрын

    • Pritpal Singh But does the baby even exist at all? *cue Vsauce music

      @ack434@ack4344 жыл бұрын

    • First, let's define what's a baby.

      @inciucio@inciucio4 жыл бұрын

    • A baby is a human, but smaller.

      @randzrubiales4273@randzrubiales42734 жыл бұрын

    • @@randzrubiales4273 Or is it?

      @inciucio@inciucio4 жыл бұрын

    • @@randzrubiales4273 First, let's find out what it means to be human. [Explanation] In conclusion, snails are the centre of the universe.

      @ack434@ack4344 жыл бұрын

  • That made me think of the universe's entropy. As the entropy must increase, and the galaxies, stars and black holes holds it together, the only way the universe could maintain it is by expanding faster and faster. By expanding, the universe can maintain the expanding overall entropy. Which means that when galaxies, stars and black holes die out, it will inevitably reverse the expansion again in order to maintain entropy.

    @senshi01@senshi01 Жыл бұрын

  • First time I’ve seen this channel and I’m already hooked. Great content very well presented!

    @matt.baller@matt.baller7 ай бұрын

  • *Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy *Me:* No, I'm being considerate

    @seanwilson5989@seanwilson59896 жыл бұрын

    • *Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy *Me:* No, I'm exercising my tennis Elbow!

      @nakinajay@nakinajay6 жыл бұрын

    • bigtutubi it's solar powered

      @seanwilson5989@seanwilson59896 жыл бұрын

    • Mom: go outside your lazy Me: IM DECREASING ENTROPY IN THE SYSTEM

      @karlmudsam2834@karlmudsam28346 жыл бұрын

    • Karl Müdsam lol 👍

      @nakinajay@nakinajay6 жыл бұрын

    • Mom can't do math.

      @mistakenmeme@mistakenmeme6 жыл бұрын

  • I'm not lazy. I'm saving the universe

    @rorysnow7937@rorysnow79378 жыл бұрын

    • +Rory Snow U ARE A SUPERHERO!!!

      @orkodijo@orkodijo8 жыл бұрын

    • +Rory Snow I will join in you in your adventure of laziness!

      @SadisticNiles@SadisticNiles8 жыл бұрын

    • +Peacerino Kripperino THE KRIPPERINOS ARE SPREADING! SOON THEY WILL BE EVERYWHERE!

      @pinkpartyhat4188@pinkpartyhat41888 жыл бұрын

    • +Rory Snow that's what I keep telling my boss!

      @Shakads@Shakads8 жыл бұрын

    • That's a brilliant motto

      @Saz730@Saz7308 жыл бұрын

  • this really is a fantastic channel. all the years of grinding for him, when yt was the wild west. and he stayed the course even to now. i can watch any of these videos and they're relevant. michael vsauce is a likeable and trustworthy fellow

    @mowvu5380@mowvu53807 ай бұрын

  • "The past is a foreign country and we are only tourists" -- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

    @Vsauce@Vsauce9 жыл бұрын

    • first comment AGAIN

      @ashleycasey2093@ashleycasey20939 жыл бұрын

    • please do not being of stalk mikhail, Ashley Casey

      @rickyrigatoni@rickyrigatoni9 жыл бұрын

    • That is some wise words Vsauce :,)

      @Oliver-kk6lr@Oliver-kk6lr9 жыл бұрын

    • Ashley Casey noooooooooo

      @pumpuppthevolume@pumpuppthevolume9 жыл бұрын

    • Powerful Vegeta ???

      @ashleycasey2093@ashleycasey20939 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce the only you tube channel that makes lazyness a way to "save" the universe

    @thefrancix9316@thefrancix93169 жыл бұрын

    • No, just prolong its fate, but only by a miniscule amount.

      @Matsie36@Matsie369 жыл бұрын

    • Matsie36 well that's why put those airquotes on save xD

      @thefrancix9316@thefrancix93169 жыл бұрын

    • Matsie36 Which is saving. If I save you from getting drowned in a pool, you're still going to die. I'm just prolonging your fate.

      @Afterword.@Afterword.9 жыл бұрын

    • No matter how lazy you are your body is still working!

      @Vishnu_Karthik@Vishnu_Karthik9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** Yes but the ammount of resources you use would be less.

      @5teeleDuke@5teeleDuke9 жыл бұрын

  • Your presentation is really on point!!

    @the_natural_philosopher@the_natural_philosopher Жыл бұрын

  • me three seconds after locking my front door:

    @heyhelloitsjayden@heyhelloitsjayden11 ай бұрын

  • Unironically Michael is the only person that can make me feel good about being lazy.

    @Downbubbles2@Downbubbles23 жыл бұрын

    • i wanna be lazy now

      @fog8008@fog80083 жыл бұрын

    • Benn

      @L0RDK3Y@L0RDK3Y3 жыл бұрын

    • Finally some good arguments to those who complain about my laziness.... Eh I'm not sure they will understand thermodynamics so it's probably useless to try and explain that to them, it would take too much precious energy to do so.

      @zyriuz2@zyriuz23 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @flamingaish@flamingaish3 жыл бұрын

    • Can’t reach for the comment button, will do the reply button instead.

      @iloveeatingeggstheyaremyfa445@iloveeatingeggstheyaremyfa4452 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce formula: _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_ • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing • Big question • Meat of the video • Depressing conclusion • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens _"And as always, thanks for watching."_

    @TheAnhedonicOne@TheAnhedonicOne4 жыл бұрын

    • Lethargy u forgot the existential crisis, also, imma do a test real quick. I’m ready to get my bed and I can get my bed and my room and I have to go get ready for my room ready to leave and my bed ready to be home and ready for my room to go to play my bed room bed bed room room and room for a room. If ur wondering I just spammed the middle thing. I just read it, and just, “my bed room bed bed room room and *room for a room* “

      @scooperdooper4097@scooperdooper40973 жыл бұрын

    • @@scooperdooper4097 WHAT

      @UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA@UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA3 жыл бұрын

    • @@UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA after the "test" i just spammed the auto correct middle word (i was on my tablet)

      @scooperdooper4097@scooperdooper40973 жыл бұрын

    • @@scooperdooper4097 I got that, but i can't get why you are not booking for the other one is a little more than I can say is that I have to go to the other side of the other one.

      @UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA@UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA3 жыл бұрын

    • Stolen

      @QuicksolutionsOnline@QuicksolutionsOnline3 жыл бұрын

  • "Why didnt you do your homework?" "I was making sure the universe lasted longer"

    @LUNE.44@LUNE.44 Жыл бұрын

  • I’m not just “chilling” while I watch this video, actually, I am saving the universe little by little

    @Vomitspit_@Vomitspit_3 ай бұрын

  • “Will aliens understand that animorph was not just fiction” Now that is a scary thought

    @nielsdebont8419@nielsdebont84194 жыл бұрын

    • Niels De bont especially if they somehow find our internet like KZhead and can’t understand language but see furry videos

      @LilHex20@LilHex204 жыл бұрын

    • It's not though, we have such an archive that something like that will never happen.

      @RichiPete@RichiPete4 жыл бұрын

    • RichiPeteMedia r/wooosh

      @LilHex20@LilHex204 жыл бұрын

    • @@LilHex20 lmao, never thought a stupid fuck who thinks r/wooshing people in 2020 would do it to me on a comment that has no fucking application in any sense.

      @RichiPete@RichiPete4 жыл бұрын

    • @@cycbuild nah not happening

      @Vk_1111@Vk_11114 жыл бұрын

  • I feel like i learn more from VSauce in 11mins then i do from an entire day of school .-.

    @nekocrimmy@nekocrimmy9 жыл бұрын

    • Try a better school.

      @Chris.Pontius@Chris.Pontius9 жыл бұрын

    • Chris Pontius No shet, have you been to a french school lmao

      @nekocrimmy@nekocrimmy9 жыл бұрын

    • WintyVisualz Lol french school's.. How much philosophy do they teach xd?

      @michaelperez6147@michaelperez61479 жыл бұрын

    • Love your profile pic, MLGjontron cannot be out qwickscopped.

      @angusyoung4418@angusyoung44189 жыл бұрын

    • People speak french in my country, teachers cant even teach french, we had 30 students in support class and 30 other other that couldnt be in that class because it was full. employers are complaining on how kids cant write correctly. The education system is awful.

      @sc18594@sc185949 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce always manages to take my existential thoughts and turn them into answers

    @Theverylostsocks@Theverylostsocks8 ай бұрын

  • Rest in peace, Terry (toto).

    @EduardoPedroCarvalho@EduardoPedroCarvalho Жыл бұрын

  • Parents: Why are you so lazy?? Me: *shut up I'm saving the universe*

    @mmymmy315@mmymmy3154 жыл бұрын

    • Its disrespectful to talk to your parents like that.

      @crotchsplotch@crotchsplotch4 жыл бұрын

    • @@crotchsplotch its a joke

      @TengkuAmier@TengkuAmier4 жыл бұрын

    • The Last Bueno Yes, but it's a joke. I don't think anyone would seriously speak to their parents in this manner.

      @mmymmy315@mmymmy3154 жыл бұрын

    • @@mmymmy315 I know I was joking.

      @crotchsplotch@crotchsplotch4 жыл бұрын

    • @@crotchsplotch Your comments don't seem like a joke to me 😞

      @dontjudgemebymyname6620@dontjudgemebymyname66204 жыл бұрын

  • Michael: being lazy can make the universe last longer Me running around at 3 am: I AM THE GOD OF CHAOS

    @epicgamernik76@epicgamernik763 жыл бұрын

    • nah "god of entropy" sounds cooler and is also more accurate

      @godhimself9468@godhimself94683 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @zerbutterftw@zerbutterftw3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @maazurrehman9998@maazurrehman99983 жыл бұрын

    • Your profile picture matchs the comment 😂

      @erictheodorecartman7567@erictheodorecartman75673 жыл бұрын

    • @Eric Jungmann if lazy= slow down Then Running around= making things go fast

      @erictheodorecartman7567@erictheodorecartman75673 жыл бұрын

  • "Relaxing adds time to the universe" is so wild to say

    @TachyBunker@TachyBunker6 ай бұрын

  • “Stop laying around and go clean your room” “But mom, I’m saving the universe.”

    @OreoSmithOfficial@OreoSmithOfficial Жыл бұрын

  • ME:Do you want something to eat? Michael:But what exactly *IS* "something" ME:I mean *something* that you like or something you had eaten in the *past* ... Michael: *Did the past really happen???* *(weird music starts at the background..)*

    @mrfilmmaker3237@mrfilmmaker32377 жыл бұрын

    • WRACKER 123 ROFL

      @pettalk8302@pettalk83027 жыл бұрын

    • WRACKER 123 that's exactly how I feel everytime I watch one Vsauce video

      @alexg6910@alexg69106 жыл бұрын

    • Alex G But what is a feeling?

      @billanderson5580@billanderson55806 жыл бұрын

    • Bill Anderson Bruhhhhhhhh

      @alexg6910@alexg69106 жыл бұрын

    • No one can escape curiosty in my BGM.

      @kenm3ng121@kenm3ng1216 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce: Did the past really happen? Vsauce, a few minutes later: Newton's Flaming Laser Sword

    @vap0rw1se@vap0rw1se5 жыл бұрын

    • yes but was the laser sword invented last thursday?

      @--TOM--@--TOM--4 жыл бұрын

    • up next: Alessandro Volta's Oscillating Frozen Lightsaber

      @m.jailam8861@m.jailam88614 жыл бұрын

    • @@m.jailam8861lmao😂

      @BF1_enthusiast@BF1_enthusiast4 жыл бұрын

    • A few more minutes later-ended up at googol years later😂

      @kiranthakur8793@kiranthakur87934 жыл бұрын

    • @@--TOM-- no

      @ard-janvanetten1331@ard-janvanetten13314 жыл бұрын

  • Can we appreciate the fact that he was holding the deck of cards all along?

    @mrshorts2310@mrshorts23102 жыл бұрын

  • Bro really makes me question life

    @iamtheinevitable-@iamtheinevitable-3 ай бұрын

  • " I took a selfie in...Delphi" "HOW WILL WE BE REMEMEBERED???"

    @thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar61885 жыл бұрын

    • **Dr Frankenstein literally cuts open her head and changes her mind.**

      @avaneeshkhadye6816@avaneeshkhadye68165 жыл бұрын

    • Rememebered...

      @late_in_french1140@late_in_french11404 жыл бұрын

    • Maxime Dupuis re*meme*bered

      @thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar61884 жыл бұрын

  • Me :hey man can i borrow your money Friends : sure Friend: ey man remember the money you borrowed from me yesterday ? Me : *DID THE PAST REALLY HAPPEN*

    @billdosk@billdosk5 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @goshawk6153@goshawk61535 жыл бұрын

    • good one

      @filipryba9612@filipryba96125 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @Ryan-et3sx@Ryan-et3sx4 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @catboy1352@catboy13524 жыл бұрын

    • good one

      @HunnidMinds@HunnidMinds4 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce will one day be among the ranks of Aristotle and Socrates.

    @JasonsFilmsYT@JasonsFilmsYT9 ай бұрын

  • Bro this is what keeps me up at night

    @maxh4694@maxh469410 ай бұрын

  • Last video i watched: "You live in the past" This video: "Did the past really happen?" Next recommended video: "IS ANYTHING REAL?" *existential crisis intensifies*

    @comco6190@comco61905 жыл бұрын

    • Next video after that one: "AM I BEING PAID YET?"

      @cyb3rnub184@cyb3rnub1845 жыл бұрын

    • It's clues to let you know you are going crazy

      @yakirnaim3900@yakirnaim39005 жыл бұрын

    • Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?

      @fillip13@fillip135 жыл бұрын

    • Nothing really matters.

      @Randomcitizen820@Randomcitizen8205 жыл бұрын

    • Next Video: “Spooky Coincedences”

      @TheDeathdragon401@TheDeathdragon4015 жыл бұрын

  • "Toto's remains have been lost." "Greece is pretty ancient. How will future archaeologists react to today's ruins?' "Is the past even a real thing?" Every episode of Vsauce is like a drug-induced existential crisis.

    @micahphilson@micahphilson6 жыл бұрын

    • Micah Philson tru

      @user-fq3co7jb9v@user-fq3co7jb9v5 жыл бұрын

    • God, im really glad i wasnt the only one thinking that

      @julianbasse@julianbasse5 жыл бұрын

    • TOto wasn't found because he was busy blessing the rains in africa

      @pavia1960@pavia19605 жыл бұрын

    • 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼?

      @successorofpgg1709@successorofpgg17095 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @lvbboi9@lvbboi95 жыл бұрын

  • dang all his videos are actually very interesting.. if only this kind of stuff was taught in school this way. Because the way he explains actually makes sense

    @animepabu5526@animepabu55268 ай бұрын

  • Does anyone know the name of the music that starts at 2:53?, I’ve been searching everywhere (Several large Vsuace/Jake Chudnow playlists) for it and still haven’t come up with anything

    @lonewolf711_@lonewolf711_2 жыл бұрын

  • Someone needs to make a T-shirt I'm not lazy I'm postponing the universe's end

    @mhymyk4022@mhymyk40228 жыл бұрын

    • YES

      @MichaelKingReaper@MichaelKingReaper8 жыл бұрын

    • Ur Afail make it happen mate.I'll be a buyer!

      @bilbo300100@bilbo3001008 жыл бұрын

    • Ur Afail I knew that just seating around and not doing anything was helping the world.

      @atho4787@atho47878 жыл бұрын

    • You fuckin you

      @dystopia5695@dystopia56958 жыл бұрын

    • The question is who's gonna DO it? If you know what i mean!

      @dystopia5695@dystopia56958 жыл бұрын

  • Thief: **steals** Police: you are under arrest Theif: did the past really happen??

    @signin1907@signin19074 жыл бұрын

    • Police: We got security cameras. Thief: Well, *S**t.*

      @nickxenix@nickxenix4 жыл бұрын

    • We like fortnite

      @inthepasttwix5648@inthepasttwix56484 жыл бұрын

    • Who is this theif guy

      @Darklight7171@Darklight71714 жыл бұрын

    • It's i before e except after c.

      @PharyChoeu@PharyChoeu4 жыл бұрын

    • @@nickxenix with the advancements in deep fake technology can photo or video evidence still be considered as evidence? *Vsauce music plays*

      @ChaosBW@ChaosBW4 жыл бұрын

  • I miss your videos so much. Glad you still do shorts

    @Brass_Tax@Brass_Tax7 ай бұрын

  • Unarguably the best channel on KZhead. Wish he was still uploading.

    @lao-ce8982@lao-ce898211 ай бұрын

  • He said Newton's Flaming Laser Sword with straight face like it's a genuine thing just cracks me up

    @octobsession3061@octobsession30612 жыл бұрын

  • Dear Justin Bieber haters Please respect him.. I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16, 2014 i was in coma for 4 months due to terrible car accident. One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So i got up.. And i turned off the radio.. .

    @MicahSMoore@MicahSMoore9 жыл бұрын

    • The originality is simply mind boggling ...

      @TMME360@TMME3609 жыл бұрын

    • True story TMME360

      @MicahSMoore@MicahSMoore9 жыл бұрын

    • No nigga

      @joelmcgannon7211@joelmcgannon72119 жыл бұрын

    • What is a "nigga"?

      @Finity1990@Finity19909 жыл бұрын

    • Finity1990 did you really ask that?

      @melgacorrea@melgacorrea9 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is basically us at night when we can’t sleep, we just question everything

    @Ghostkiller231@Ghostkiller2313 жыл бұрын

    • but with backed up sources

      @myfavouritecolorisgreen@myfavouritecolorisgreen2 жыл бұрын

    • Me right now

      @DoiInthanon1897@DoiInthanon18972 жыл бұрын

    • He has answers though

      @ReizokoRyu@ReizokoRyu2 жыл бұрын

    • He makes it so we can’t sleep.

      @cbuckholtz@cbuckholtz2 жыл бұрын

    • Im like this 24/7 lmao

      @suss4354@suss4354 Жыл бұрын

  • Brilliant! And I clicked the Like thumb with as little energy as possible.

    @WyoTeacherDude@WyoTeacherDude18 күн бұрын

  • I always learn something really good and interesting when I watch Vsauce

    @apix417@apix417 Жыл бұрын

  • @myozbubble@myozbubble3 жыл бұрын

    • Saving the universe is our superpower! Who needs iron man or Captain America?

      @throb4245@throb42453 жыл бұрын

    • Im shaving the universe!

      @radi0sowithazero979@radi0sowithazero9793 жыл бұрын

    • @@radi0sowithazero979 with the Occam razor

      @SULTAN.HAKIM21@SULTAN.HAKIM213 жыл бұрын

    • Sloths, assemble.

      @IBaitman@IBaitman3 жыл бұрын

    • Im a hero! 😅

      @hanneb.f.1966@hanneb.f.19663 жыл бұрын

  • "Newton's flaming laser sword" That is the coolest philosophical thing I have ever heard.

    @amundkringensamuelsen647@amundkringensamuelsen6479 жыл бұрын

    • It is very cool actually

      @michaelgriggs7839@michaelgriggs78399 жыл бұрын

    • illyounotme Yeah. It suggests: Let's just get rid of all of mathematics, logic, computer science's basis, theoretical physics, legal studies, social studies, economics, sociology, language studies, and half of philosophy. In fact. One could even argue the hard sciences wouldn't make any sense if it was true. Since the hard sciences necessarily require us to come to an agreement on specific unfalsifiable debates before we start them. Who decided that unfalsifiable claims are not worthy of debate and on what basis? Who decided that scientific method X is superior to scientific method Y and why? Is this falsifiable empirically? No. It's a value judgment.

      @SenpaiTorpidDOW@SenpaiTorpidDOW9 жыл бұрын

    • Ryan Hutton scientists probably laugh their ass of if they hear you talk.

      @XdmsT@XdmsT9 жыл бұрын

    • Thats because it was named by a philosopher who was also a mathematician

      @toasty4000000@toasty40000009 жыл бұрын

    • XdmsT Why would they do that?

      @SenpaiTorpidDOW@SenpaiTorpidDOW9 жыл бұрын

  • The beginning was ironically a classic sauce transition

    @Eddo15878@Eddo158784 ай бұрын

  • hmmm...stumbled upon you 8 years too late! Have finally found a plausibly legit reason to just chill...!

    @oruone1@oruone16 ай бұрын

  • Mom: *"Clean your room!"* Me: _"I already did."_ Mom: *"Did the past really happen?"*

    @D-Man_Jam@D-Man_Jam4 жыл бұрын

    • Not even close to 1000😅

      @shivamprajapati8344@shivamprajapati83444 жыл бұрын

  • Not all heroes wear capes Some lay around doing nothing

    @VOLAIRE@VOLAIRE4 жыл бұрын

    • Like me

      @muftiabulayth1698@muftiabulayth16983 жыл бұрын

    • stop following me everywhere I go!

      @Milan-db3uy@Milan-db3uy3 жыл бұрын

    • Like me

      @kismaayocadey@kismaayocadey3 жыл бұрын

    • Why are you following me

      @Ok-fe5kt@Ok-fe5kt3 жыл бұрын

    • Like me

      @SirDoodIsTaken@SirDoodIsTaken3 жыл бұрын

  • "Relaxing adds time to the universes life" That is strangely comforting and validating

    @landlighterfirestar5550@landlighterfirestar55509 ай бұрын

  • This is a topic in my head a lot. Oddly. New subscriber.

    @orangemanbad@orangemanbad9 ай бұрын

  • Now if scientists used more names like "Newton's Flaming Laser Sword", I would do so much better in school

    @chris-hayes@chris-hayes5 жыл бұрын

    • Facts

      @drettlinking1269@drettlinking12695 жыл бұрын

    • Me too lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😄😁🙂

      @dr.redstone7980@dr.redstone79805 жыл бұрын

    • Newton's Flaming Laser Sword is used in philosophy, not science.

      @brooksman10@brooksman105 жыл бұрын

    • brooksman10 ok thx for your contribution

      @comfortablymoist902@comfortablymoist9025 жыл бұрын

    • Right? Maybe I should redirect my teachers here.

      @silverhawking@silverhawking5 жыл бұрын

  • Me: **Put the phone in my pocket** My Brain: *Did the past really happen?*

    @fadziilsa2631@fadziilsa26313 жыл бұрын

    • Literally T_T i think Last Thursdayism isn't true tho. I believe the past happened.

      @leviackermannightcore@leviackermannightcore3 жыл бұрын

    • @@leviackermannightcore you cant prove that tho

      @StealthKey@StealthKey3 жыл бұрын

    • @@StealthKey How do you know that you can't prove that tho

      @QuidProQuo999@QuidProQuo9993 жыл бұрын

    • @@QuidProQuo999 prove that it did happen

      @StealthKey@StealthKey3 жыл бұрын

    • Me: writes an response to a comment. My brain: *Did the past really happen?*

      @adamniepowiemtego6011@adamniepowiemtego60113 жыл бұрын

  • Anyone else watching this in 2025?

    @Aphlaa@AphlaaАй бұрын

    • not yet

      @Rannument@Rannument7 күн бұрын

    • Bro traveled from the future

      @user-oe6ks6lh9k@user-oe6ks6lh9k2 күн бұрын

    • @@user-oe6ks6lh9k what gave it away?

      @Aphlaa@Aphlaa2 күн бұрын

  • I loved animorphs. Soo glad you used that reference lol

    @feliciaboston6365@feliciaboston63658 ай бұрын

  • Him: "Everything was created last thursday" This video: "posted 5 years ago"

    @PrecureFights@PrecureFights3 жыл бұрын

    • Or was it?

      @jadenfraney2110@jadenfraney21103 жыл бұрын

    • 5 years was created last Thursday, or was it??

      @hamidrana085@hamidrana0853 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe next year when you fall asleep on a thursday it will be rewritten to say 6 years ago 😎

      @Zelinkondorf@Zelinkondorf3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zelinkondorf damnnn, making me think

      @PrecureFights@PrecureFights3 жыл бұрын

    • How many other lies have I been told by the council

      @Adam-xf6sq@Adam-xf6sq3 жыл бұрын

  • In another sense, how do you know that the memories of dreams you had as a child, weren’t just memories of dreams you had last night?

    @Bruh-zw1le@Bruh-zw1le3 жыл бұрын

    • What if am I a child

      @Mo_Real_Official@Mo_Real_Official3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol when something happens it feels like its happened before that because it just happened but actually it just happened and not before that

      @notmrsunday7888@notmrsunday78883 жыл бұрын

    • @@notmrsunday7888 exactly

      @Bruh-zw1le@Bruh-zw1le3 жыл бұрын

    • You have memories of your childhood dreams?

      @ricardozuniga9664@ricardozuniga96643 жыл бұрын

    • @@ricardozuniga9664 yes, memories of since I was around 3

      @Bruh-zw1le@Bruh-zw1le3 жыл бұрын

  • wy do these videos always make my brain explode! it gets really messy and it's hard to clean up

    @constantineholen4215@constantineholen42152 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm postponing the heat death of our universe." That's gold and I'm using it

    @dth3252@dth32526 ай бұрын

  • Q : What is your contribution towards society? A : I postponed the inevitable heat death of the universe.

    @winter_silhouette@winter_silhouette3 жыл бұрын

    • hey thats actually a prettty good answer when asked the question!

      @White_Night_Demon@White_Night_Demon3 жыл бұрын

    • YES

      @yummydragon8533@yummydragon85333 жыл бұрын

  • Beginning of video-Did the past really happen End of video- Laziness saves the world

    @TheRonnoc182@TheRonnoc1827 жыл бұрын

    • TheRonnoc182 ikr

      @jjj-eq7gv@jjj-eq7gv7 жыл бұрын

    • beginning of the video - terry's death !! how dare you invalidate toto's contribution to the eventual heat death of the universe

      @veronicaproctor184@veronicaproctor1847 жыл бұрын

    • universe*

      @jacobmosier3816@jacobmosier38166 жыл бұрын

    • lol wys he changed the topic quick

      @Vjkeys@Vjkeys6 жыл бұрын

    • TheRonnoc182 I find it annoying when he does that.

      @InvaderJamz@InvaderJamz6 жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce: asks one question Also Vsauce: *answeres 5 questions in one*

    @d2speaks13@d2speaks132 жыл бұрын

  • Sloths basically won the MVP of preserving this universe along with other cold blooded creatures

    @lilypads3033@lilypads3033 Жыл бұрын

  • You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about Occums razor Newton’s flaming laser sword

    @thatdudetom6227@thatdudetom62274 жыл бұрын

    • Best comment I've ever seen on a youtube video

      @thetoad.1251@thetoad.12514 жыл бұрын

    • Idk man if your sword is burning there may be a problem

      @fvafj8395@fvafj83954 жыл бұрын

    • Well, Fire Aspect is only a bad enchant because if you hit your opponent and then they hit you back then your attack just *BACKFIRED* HAHAHAHAHA

      @kit_nine@kit_nine4 жыл бұрын

  • Future People: That Vsuace guy died a long time ago Vsauce: or did I ??????????

    @darkvoid1751@darkvoid17515 жыл бұрын

    • Michael: I am an immortal being. *WORSHIP ME!*

      @full-timepog6844@full-timepog68445 жыл бұрын

    • *Opens coffin* "Hey Vsauce, Michael here..."

      @technoultimategaming2999@technoultimategaming29994 жыл бұрын

    • He died last Thursday

      @nikoreed3578@nikoreed35784 жыл бұрын

    • No

      @nekrominh131@nekrominh1314 жыл бұрын

    • *jazz music starts*

      @eerokarhunen@eerokarhunen4 жыл бұрын

  • It’s fun to watch Michael’s videos and compare what he’s talking about in the beginning to what he’s talking about at the end.

    @CiRdy34@CiRdy349 ай бұрын

  • finally vsauce in our country super epic stuff

    @aboxninja@aboxninja Жыл бұрын

  • Newton's flaming laser sword, that is just, I have no more words.

    @Dachi40@Dachi407 жыл бұрын

    • I wonder how much damage it deals

      @smitty2085@smitty20857 жыл бұрын

    • about 9000

      @scorchedcore4357@scorchedcore43577 жыл бұрын

    • scorched core 9000 damage in minecraft damage, Pokémon damage, call of duty damage, or any kind of damage? Because in some games 9000 damage isn't that much.

      @Dachi40@Dachi407 жыл бұрын

    • its an ultra rare drop, and can one hit kill everything lol

      @wei446@wei4467 жыл бұрын

    • BBGaming&Tutorials ok,makes sense

      @Dachi40@Dachi407 жыл бұрын

  • I'd explain to people why i'm so lazy but its too much effort.

    @MikeyATF@MikeyATF9 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @vizthex@vizthex9 жыл бұрын

    • I'd make a comment that states something about how lazy I am in a funny manner, but that would be too much effort...

      @ProgrammedPersona@ProgrammedPersona9 жыл бұрын

    • Programmed Persona XD

      @vizthex@vizthex9 жыл бұрын

    • Programmed Persona we are screwed.... well at least we are doing something right by saving the universe!!!!

      @MikeyATF@MikeyATF9 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @latrellfrasier@latrellfrasier9 жыл бұрын

  • No matter how far humanity go, they will know almost everything about us, because we can’t “ungoogle” us.

    @Clodd1@Clodd1 Жыл бұрын

  • Wow, i came up with this problem on my own some time ago and didn't expect somebody to have unswer

    @happyelephant5384@happyelephant5384 Жыл бұрын

  • Vsauce videos be like "im going to show u how to plant a tree"and by the end of the video "and that's how babies are made"

    @Dan-mm5iy@Dan-mm5iy9 жыл бұрын

    • I feel ya bro

      @ThallanarRabidtooth@ThallanarRabidtooth9 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @TheAlienFleet@TheAlienFleet9 жыл бұрын

    • yerp

      @temitayoolofintuyi4642@temitayoolofintuyi46429 жыл бұрын

    • That's what makes them awesome! They work like a real conversation :)

      @greenmilklatte@greenmilklatte9 жыл бұрын

    • It's like math questions... If 2 + 3 = 5, then what is the area of the surface of the sun?

      @rudyeilabouni@rudyeilabouni9 жыл бұрын

  • Teacher : Why aren't you participating in class? Me : I'm postponing the heat death of out universe. You're welcome.

    @bishuthought@bishuthought6 жыл бұрын

    • Bish u ThOuGHt lol not a good excuse lol

      @epicstimulus282@epicstimulus2826 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @raynebromley2816@raynebromley28166 жыл бұрын

    • I'm going to use that

      @Space_C0wb0y420@Space_C0wb0y4205 жыл бұрын

    • Bish rly

      @abidislam323@abidislam3235 жыл бұрын

    • But...it was actually not me...DIO? Huh? You said it in a weird way man.

      @Dravis1995@Dravis19955 жыл бұрын

  • whenever something bad happens I tell myself, don't stress, it'll soon be the past anyway

    @scream4depp@scream4depp9 ай бұрын

  • Well, I am contributing to entropy by just watching this video while sitting down and doing nothing. How ironic! Thank you Vsauce for the insights!

    @testvideosMUSIC@testvideosMUSIC2 жыл бұрын
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