Cringey Imagines 3

2020 ж. 7 Нау.
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  • That extra greeting hits different when you're actually subscribed.

    @miki203@miki2034 жыл бұрын
    • Same, I feel important. hahaha

      @DEV0LUT0NGamers@DEV0LUT0NGamers4 жыл бұрын
    • LITERALLY HAHAH

      @saraabdalla8803@saraabdalla88034 жыл бұрын
    • hell yeah

      @thelastyoutubecommentator800@thelastyoutubecommentator8004 жыл бұрын
    • I feel like a vip

      @janaal8319@janaal83194 жыл бұрын
    • It makes me feel important ngl

      @TheKaselord@TheKaselord4 жыл бұрын
  • When his gf actually plays his gf instead of himself doing so

    @Michelle-sn4fy@Michelle-sn4fy4 жыл бұрын
    • Michelle absolutely groundbreaking stuff

      @jessdewhurst4996@jessdewhurst49964 жыл бұрын
    • Our little kid is growing up

      @OveranalyzingEverything@OveranalyzingEverything4 жыл бұрын
    • Michelle the disappointment

      @SPRIETOable@SPRIETOable4 жыл бұрын
    • Alappat, too.

      @aishwaryap.2230@aishwaryap.22304 жыл бұрын
    • Come again?

      @tornbytheseams6091@tornbytheseams60914 жыл бұрын
  • "WhO yA fiNK GaVe YoU dA TEeF?" - Harry Styles

    @ratston5128@ratston51283 жыл бұрын
    • should I make that my senior quote??

      @ouchmitch@ouchmitch3 жыл бұрын
    • ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, YES!!

      @sophiabozi74@sophiabozi743 жыл бұрын
    • @@sophiabozi74 or request an other one just so I have options 😂

      @ouchmitch@ouchmitch3 жыл бұрын
    • ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, I also need to do my quote this year. I decided to do a One Direction inside joke. I made a whole list, try making a list of your favs and decide close to writing down the quote. Just an idea.

      @sophiabozi74@sophiabozi743 жыл бұрын
    • @@sophiabozi74 haha thanks :)

      @ouchmitch@ouchmitch3 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: kurtis forgets the extra greeting so you run to his house. When you get there, you start violently sobbing and pounding on his door. When he answers the door, Niall pops out of his ear and says, “come on in mate, we’re having filay minion for dinner. kurtis won’t tell us what the secret ingredient is, though.” You look down at the floor, and there is a puddle of blood that’s continuously streaming down the leg of his jeans. Jenna walks out of the living room, and suddenly shouts, “At least my fans do smart!” You have a seizure and collapse on the ground, and Logan Paul comes in to film your body. THE END

    @sarapasss@sarapasss2 жыл бұрын
    • wow disney world could replace every ride they have with this text post and it would feel the same.

      @mellomellon@mellomellon2 жыл бұрын
    • What the fuck

      @spidarwastaken@spidarwastaken Жыл бұрын
    • lmao

      @cheesewheel3893@cheesewheel3893 Жыл бұрын
    • that ending hit me like a bag of wet mice

      @greekmythologyishappierthe3418@greekmythologyishappierthe3418 Жыл бұрын
    • @@greekmythologyishappierthe3418 lmao what

      @cheesewheel3893@cheesewheel3893 Жыл бұрын
  • Rewatching this, I'm still impressed that Jenna said that line with a straight face. She deserves an award for that.

    @thewanderer8494@thewanderer84942 жыл бұрын
    • It's been three years and it's still fuckin hilarious I don't understand how she managed to do that either

      @Mai_mna@Mai_mna7 ай бұрын
    • queen behavior

      @mountaindewbajablast4794@mountaindewbajablast479417 күн бұрын
  • i lost it when i heard “i cannot believe you committed suicide”

    @xoDecemberBaby@xoDecemberBaby4 жыл бұрын
    • omg same

      @Clara-ze9hu@Clara-ze9hu3 жыл бұрын
    • Neil breen is the fucking best

      @spookybow4391@spookybow43913 жыл бұрын
    • reminds me of that "he broke up with me, BY KILLING HIMSELF" tiktok

      @omnical6135@omnical61353 жыл бұрын
    • “i’m gonna shoot this goddamn car fulla holes 🤬🤬😳😤😠🤬😭”

      @professorquinsonsnib@professorquinsonsnib3 жыл бұрын
    • *the neil breen vibes*

      @mia-lc2om@mia-lc2om3 жыл бұрын
  • Y/n: Jungkook what was in that steak? Jungkook: Jungcock

    @Pictochatz@Pictochatz4 жыл бұрын
    • i-

      @machinegutz@machinegutz4 жыл бұрын
    • I'm-

      @Anayaah421@Anayaah4214 жыл бұрын
    • I'm s-

      @moumidas2116@moumidas21164 жыл бұрын
    • we dont speak of it maam

      @user-ky1yb9xj7e@user-ky1yb9xj7e4 жыл бұрын
    • STOPPPPPP DMCNNSCA

      @jiminiejins826@jiminiejins8264 жыл бұрын
  • Gotta love how that girl could imagine Harry Styles doing whatever they wanted and still chose to imagine him cheating on her

    @judahweesner2651@judahweesner26512 жыл бұрын
    • The insecurity is strong with this one.

      @theab3957@theab3957 Жыл бұрын
    • no because that was such a trope back in the Wattpad Days™️, it was infuriating

      @kaf-smif@kaf-smif Жыл бұрын
    • @@kaf-smif”back in the days”? I’m sure this shit is still there 😭

      @emimew@emimew Жыл бұрын
    • @@kaf-smif yeah, the whole main character or love interest being a victim to add drama is an overused trope on there. at least the cheating one isn't as bad as the r*pe victim main character/love interest trope. its terrible.

      @HelloXrancidkitteh@HelloXrancidkitteh10 ай бұрын
  • IMAGINE: You're walking into the supermarket when suddenly you see Harry Styles. You two suddenly make eye contact. Suddenly, Harry runs at you suddenly fast. Suddenly, he grabs you by the throat and punches you until you die. Harry suddenly says, "watermelon sugar hi" in a heavenly and gorgeous voice suddenly. Suddenly.

    @ViVimybeloved@ViVimybeloved Жыл бұрын
    • relationship goals

      @febreezeofdespair@febreezeofdespair Жыл бұрын
    • @@febreezeofdespairLMAO

      @0NoneOfTheAbove0@0NoneOfTheAbove0 Жыл бұрын
    • more like watermelon sugar bye

      @notsia@notsia Жыл бұрын
    • The number of times you said suddenly had me dying 😭

      @isabellavolk1583@isabellavolk1583 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@notsia 😭😭😭

      @hushfur@hushfur Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: ur bully is being mean to you because of your beautiful blue eyes and your long flowing hair and big lips and then Harry styles is there and he takes you to his concert and compliments your dessert leggings

    @libertywise1983@libertywise19834 жыл бұрын
    • You forgot the part where Jarry stands up to the bully for you and tells them everything amazing about you and then everyone loves you and the bully is sorry and turns out to be in love with you but you ignore him and marry Harry

      @purplee24@purplee243 жыл бұрын
    • And then everyone clapped

      @sanakulkarni2986@sanakulkarni29863 жыл бұрын
    • At least his fans do smart

      @abyssalnightmare551@abyssalnightmare5513 жыл бұрын
    • Abyssal Nightmare *shakes*

      @necromancer8725@necromancer87253 жыл бұрын
    • @@necromancer8725 yes... *FEAR ME*

      @abyssalnightmare551@abyssalnightmare5513 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: Curtis Conner whispers into your ear “my guy”

    @dubbaz1457@dubbaz14574 жыл бұрын
    • That sounds good but what if Kurtis did it...

      @olivia_vermast@olivia_vermast4 жыл бұрын
    • curtis konner

      @jasi5971@jasi59714 жыл бұрын
    • Or kurtis whispers “dude” 🤤🤤

      @Bella517@Bella5174 жыл бұрын
    • who tf is Curtis

      @henzoewing@henzoewing4 жыл бұрын
    • Henry Ewing the mayor

      @dramaa.llammaa1436@dramaa.llammaa14364 жыл бұрын
  • There was this imagine I saw once, and it was: "Imagine Wilbur Soot was teaching you how to play the guitar and then you mess up and he takes the guitar and smashes it over your head and you die"

    @possessedcheese@possessedcheese2 жыл бұрын
    • OMG YES I SAW THAT ONE IT WAS SO FUNNY

      @tyudeongis@tyudeongis2 жыл бұрын
    • I laughed so hard this is underrated

      @lucillewilliams1112@lucillewilliams1112 Жыл бұрын
    • omo there was one with suga from bts too i cannot hhhhhhh

      @yuyangyang36625@yuyangyang36625 Жыл бұрын
    • this did not age the wellest

      @liamneedsauniquehandle@liamneedsauniquehandle2 ай бұрын
    • Not him actually doing this

      @unfortunatlyFallen@unfortunatlyFallenАй бұрын
  • i find it funny that kurtis didn't even mention the fact that harry's wife already had those divorce papers on hand. she was ready

    @kolteel@kolteel2 жыл бұрын
  • he Jungkooked his Jungkock

    @screamingthroughtime6257@screamingthroughtime62574 жыл бұрын
    • No- wtf

      @kys2049@kys20493 жыл бұрын
    • @@kys2049 did u watch the video

      @screamingthroughtime6257@screamingthroughtime62573 жыл бұрын
    • @@screamingthroughtime6257 Yes and your comment is gold

      @kys2049@kys20493 жыл бұрын
    • dude

      @AnnMarcelino@AnnMarcelino3 жыл бұрын
    • @@AnnMarcelino :)

      @screamingthroughtime6257@screamingthroughtime62573 жыл бұрын
  • the cut to him going "despicable meat... shoot..." is funnier than him saying that joke in the actual video

    @georgestanley7175@georgestanley71754 жыл бұрын
    • George Stanley i cackled lmao

      @danniparker2755@danniparker27554 жыл бұрын
    • that whole mf skit

      @letsparchmentitupyo7566@letsparchmentitupyo75664 жыл бұрын
    • RIGHT???

      @mayanaashley-carner9918@mayanaashley-carner99184 жыл бұрын
    • @@sillymonkey73 at least my fans do smart

      @madyr616@madyr6164 жыл бұрын
    • Mady 0616 ?

      @sillymonkey73@sillymonkey734 жыл бұрын
  • As a teacher, if my students ever have some sort of cringey romantic moment I’m so tempted to cheer “true love as teens” 😂

    @ahobbit1273@ahobbit12732 жыл бұрын
    • DO IT THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY -a teenager

      @goldfish6565@goldfish65652 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao one of my teachers always loved to “embarrass” kids when they wouldn’t listen to her or they’d talk over her in class 💀💀💀

      @POWISRAD@POWISRAD Жыл бұрын
  • kurtis, as a bully: well, well, well! look who it is, if it isn't the most handsome man i've ever seen ! hah ! gender dysphoria: _evaporates_

    @c1nnamodoll@c1nnamodoll2 жыл бұрын
    • that's basically Canadian bullying

      @momplspickmeupimscared@momplspickmeupimscared2 жыл бұрын
    • can confirm, this is how people bully in Canada

      @omnical6135@omnical61352 жыл бұрын
    • @@momplspickmeupimscared your username....i fell off the bed laughing.

      @suhaneegupta814@suhaneegupta8142 жыл бұрын
    • @@suhaneegupta814 are you okay? Did you get hurt?

      @glitchgwen470@glitchgwen4702 жыл бұрын
    • @@glitchgwen470 Yes, I'm fine. Thank You so much for asking!! This made me so happy!!

      @suhaneegupta814@suhaneegupta8142 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: You're going to school and hear a faint "howdy folks" you get hit in the head and suddenly you're in Kurtis' basement. You're married now

    @user-mk6fg6zl3c@user-mk6fg6zl3c4 жыл бұрын
    • This sent me 🤣🤣

      @ivanahulley7431@ivanahulley74314 жыл бұрын
    • or it's flowey the flower here to kill you

      @autumnhayes5713@autumnhayes57134 жыл бұрын
    • You been reading my rpff

      @83croissant@83croissant4 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine: Your in your bedroom it’s late and you hear a faint: Howdy,howdy,howdy you scream and run but sudenllly Kurtis hits you on the head and you fall into his arms and he says gal will you marry me? You scream yessss qween slayyyyyyy the end.

      @gemmacollins9717@gemmacollins97174 жыл бұрын
    • 😪

      @lghths@lghths4 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.

    @emmafriend7122@emmafriend71224 жыл бұрын
    • Emma Friend 🥺 true lol

      @jaecamillerose@jaecamillerose4 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine: He’s following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.

      @brianacox2442@brianacox24424 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine: you’re looking for your car, but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face. By god, there’s blood everywhere! Shia LaBeouf.

      @isabellefleszar5851@isabellefleszar58514 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine: Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf). He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf). Lurking in the shadows. Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.

      @thea8704@thea87044 жыл бұрын
    • That's the dream

      @theshyguy4932@theshyguy49324 жыл бұрын
  • Peak Canadian experience is using both British and American pronunciations interchangeably and wondering which one you're supposed to use.

    @Burning0Lilac@Burning0Lilac2 жыл бұрын
    • very relatable as an aussie

      @jenconvertibles@jenconvertibles Жыл бұрын
    • Very relatable as an indian

      @abaraiii@abaraiii9 ай бұрын
    • very relatable as a crustacean

      @mountaindewbajablast4794@mountaindewbajablast479417 күн бұрын
  • I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it would be to be the celebrity these were made about

    @billie3811@billie3811 Жыл бұрын
  • can't believe kurtis just risked his life to tell us a despicable me joke :'(

    @hilakleiner764@hilakleiner7644 жыл бұрын
    • love the profile pic

      @hopelessmoonlight@hopelessmoonlight4 жыл бұрын
    • Even zoomed in Jungkook got us WHIPPED.

      @hobihobi213@hobihobi2134 жыл бұрын
    • worth it

      @bellaem8357@bellaem83574 жыл бұрын
    • a despicable meme

      @NebulaMortis99@NebulaMortis994 жыл бұрын
    • Oml your profile pic lol

      @wonwoo_@wonwoo_4 жыл бұрын
  • kurtis’s green screen is the best thing he ever bought

    @seaau@seaau4 жыл бұрын
    • is this a fellow chloe moriondo fan? :)

      @trishaagr@trishaagr4 жыл бұрын
    • Worth every penny

      @frosty_teacup@frosty_teacup4 жыл бұрын
    • He forgot shoes 😂

      @queenicedcoffee4217@queenicedcoffee42174 жыл бұрын
    • I'm dying at him in the car lol

      @rfox2163@rfox21634 жыл бұрын
    • He's putting in work with that green screen this video fr

      @cheekiestgore1634@cheekiestgore16344 жыл бұрын
  • That Irish accent single handedly brought the famine back

    @foxja1@foxja12 жыл бұрын
  • imagine: you're a construction worker who forgot all his supplies. luckily, a smexy lady with the biggest badonkadonks you have ever seen is on the site, offering to help you: "would you like... another nail... sir?"

    @entrapta.exe_@entrapta.exe_ Жыл бұрын
    • NOT GOAT STORY

      @nrvsmito@nrvsmito11 ай бұрын
    • OMIGOSH😱

      @KariMari1@KariMari18 ай бұрын
    • Im edging so hard to this comment right now

      @Solluxsmonsterenergyaddiction@Solluxsmonsterenergyaddiction3 ай бұрын
    • this is entrapta and hordak's lovestory come onn

      @beepbeepcasucha@beepbeepcasuchaАй бұрын
    • YOU FUCKING GOT ME I wasn't expecting the goat story ending

      @mountaindewbajablast4794@mountaindewbajablast479417 күн бұрын
  • Kurtis’ Irish accent sounds alarmingly like Goobie

    @sinfullycirce@sinfullycirce4 жыл бұрын
    • i can't--

      @anastasinscreed@anastasinscreed4 жыл бұрын
    • Conspiracy theory Kurt is IS Goobie

      @spacetrashfallingdown@spacetrashfallingdown4 жыл бұрын
    • His WHAT accent

      @lynnielie8312@lynnielie83124 жыл бұрын
    • @@lynnielie8312 7:29

      @kayleemartinez3179@kayleemartinez31794 жыл бұрын
    • gru x goobie

      @Freshieroleplays@Freshieroleplays4 жыл бұрын
  • That's why I like Liam from 1d best. He doesn't creepily point at people and crawl in their ears.

    @livmoore1126@livmoore11263 жыл бұрын
    • Yet

      @michaelholtz599@michaelholtz5993 жыл бұрын
    • Damn 135 likes bitch I have the clouttt

      @livmoore1126@livmoore11263 жыл бұрын
    • @@livmoore1126 you got 136 now 😽

      @thatonecryingman6254@thatonecryingman62543 жыл бұрын
    • @@thatonecryingman6254 nah dude its 165 (but holy shit you posted that like last night and I got 30 more likes

      @livmoore1126@livmoore11263 жыл бұрын
    • Is your pfp of Mikey Way? ‘Cause if it is, nice

      @Ellie-ij4sp@Ellie-ij4sp3 жыл бұрын
  • "He giggled in a shout" whenever i read sentences like these i always take pause, its my second language maybe im missing something but no, thank you kurtis, vindication feels good. It was actually hilarious for some reason i wheezed a bit

    @eleftheriak.8889@eleftheriak.88892 жыл бұрын
    • English is my first language and sentences like the ones in these imagines make me wonder if I'm missing something

      @theradioestofbois@theradioestofbois Жыл бұрын
  • 10:31 and the he crawls in your ear, you yell at him to stop but he is in there

    @knuckl6972@knuckl69722 жыл бұрын
  • IMAGINE: Niall teaching you to play guitar but you couldn’t get it right and he takes the guitar and smashes it on your head. You die.

    @areebahh1293@areebahh12934 жыл бұрын
    • so romantic🤧🤧

      @shaywilliams9223@shaywilliams92234 жыл бұрын
    • ik this is from twitter but it's still hilarious 😂😂

      @newt1348@newt13484 жыл бұрын
    • S T A R K A S M i saw it on tumblr and just HAD to comment it

      @areebahh1293@areebahh12934 жыл бұрын
    • awww 😊💕

      @irene6907@irene69074 жыл бұрын
    • Hmmm, I feel like the ending should me more like: now you guys are married

      @saskialubeek2895@saskialubeek28954 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like that Jungkook imagine was both the best and worst thing I’ve seen

    @Witchy_Hoo@Witchy_Hoo4 жыл бұрын
    • That was iconic

      @kys2049@kys20494 жыл бұрын
    • ‘Filay minion’ made me laugh harder than it should have.

      @ally_defrates@ally_defrates4 жыл бұрын
    • And this is why people think us kpop fans are weird

      @munstercheese3077@munstercheese30773 жыл бұрын
    • When he started re-enacting it I was losing my mind

      @tristaleigh444@tristaleigh4443 жыл бұрын
    • @@ally_defrates ngl, i wanna see what a fillet minion would look like-

      @localizeds@localizeds3 жыл бұрын
  • as someone with aphantasia, I love Kurtis's videos. if it weren't for him, I could never "imagine" these imaginative scenarios; truly a hero amongst society

    @calvinhache6307@calvinhache63072 жыл бұрын
  • Is nobody going to talk about how good that junkook/despicable me joke was? It was literally so funny and made me laugh a lot.

    @certifiedgreg_rose@certifiedgreg_rose Жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: Kurtis Conner takes you out for drinks at his standup show and then you notice he's bald and you're like kurtis what happened to your hair and he's like what did you think was in your drinks

    @LPOW84@LPOW844 жыл бұрын
    • 🥵great story telling

      @FreshBread699@FreshBread6994 жыл бұрын
    • his hair was in my drink?

      @Crystalcreates333@Crystalcreates3334 жыл бұрын
    • big uwu

      @slug05@slug054 жыл бұрын
    • sescksy 🤤😍😩

      @izquru@izquru4 жыл бұрын
    • Lol, that made me laugh more than I expected.

      @FreshGirl3000@FreshGirl30004 жыл бұрын
  • Bullies: look at the nerd she's got big eyes and lips The nerd: 👁️👄👁️

    @yurislagalo@yurislagalo3 жыл бұрын
    • LMAOOO

      @saachi2705@saachi27053 жыл бұрын
    • HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      @taezer3687@taezer36873 жыл бұрын
    • 🧿👄🧿

      @elizairland6586@elizairland65863 жыл бұрын
    • Im iN pAaAiIiiINnnNnNNnN 👁💧👄💧👁🤚

      @saraelnaggar739@saraelnaggar7393 жыл бұрын
    • Lol this is under appreciated

      @Kanik_Crow@Kanik_Crow3 жыл бұрын
  • It is now my life goal to meet Kurtis and say, “at least my fans do smart,” two years later.

    @pancakeblu4394@pancakeblu4394 Жыл бұрын
  • 9:55 Why does the bully sound like he has a praise kink???

    @herefromdrewafualo6201@herefromdrewafualo62012 жыл бұрын
  • Kurtis saying “stupid joke” every time he makes a dumb pun is the reason that I’m in love with him

    @muchomango11@muchomango114 жыл бұрын
    • Reuben Leonard I‘m only here because of Natsu

      @s.savvidou8701@s.savvidou87014 жыл бұрын
    • But did yall know that LOGIC IS BIRACIAL

      @joshuak4385@joshuak43854 жыл бұрын
    • Omg y’all should check out fairytailimaginesdaily if u like ft😂

      @bbokay2585@bbokay25854 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @venuss18@venuss184 жыл бұрын
    • Reuben Leonard I like your pfp I just finished fairy tail and currently reading 100 year quest :!

      @anahiisbeast2878@anahiisbeast28784 жыл бұрын
  • "She's got big eyes, lips and long hair" - wow, what an insult. Imagine having lips - ugh.

    @alihughes3728@alihughes37283 жыл бұрын
    • Ikr? And long hair and glasses? Pfft, what a nerd. * Looks in mirror * Oh...well, at least my fans do smart. * Dies*

      @sarahb8695@sarahb86953 жыл бұрын
    • Isn't that what most pretty people look like? Lol

      @jamayajones4472@jamayajones44723 жыл бұрын
    • Couldnt be me

      @ahimsa5971@ahimsa59713 жыл бұрын
    • Ew gross people with lips are so ugly. I’m so glad I was born without a mouth at all

      @iliketoeatbatteries8122@iliketoeatbatteries81223 жыл бұрын
    • @@iliketoeatbatteries8122 i also enjoy the consumption of batteries, tasty treat

      @calcifezra@calcifezra3 жыл бұрын
  • 14:37 I can’t imagine how long it must’ve taken them to record that entire bit without cracking up

    @juliamdp@juliamdp2 жыл бұрын
  • I habitually said "bless you" when he sneezed at the end. Omg I haven't laughed so hard in a while after he said "Thank you." Needed that.

    @funsizedpenguin3772@funsizedpenguin37722 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: you're walking in the woods. there's no one around and your phone is dead. out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia Leboeuf

    @sha2424@sha24244 жыл бұрын
    • Shannon Dean 😂😂 wow this took me back

      @Sophuriouspoems@Sophuriouspoems4 жыл бұрын
    • BBBHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

      @meatbeater3000@meatbeater30004 жыл бұрын
    • Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!

      @IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW4 жыл бұрын
    • BEARTRAP

      @anactualonion5137@anactualonion51374 жыл бұрын
    • Quiet quiet

      @nitya404@nitya4044 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: Kurtis Conner is doing an Irish accent. He ends up sounding like all of the Beatles combined into one person

    @elin2683@elin26834 жыл бұрын
    • HE DOES WTH

      @hana-bp6ep@hana-bp6ep4 жыл бұрын
    • IKR

      @amethyst1989@amethyst19894 жыл бұрын
    • @@hana-bp6ep underrated comment

      @tsuki_avocado@tsuki_avocado4 жыл бұрын
    • he's accidentally aimed a little too far to the east with that

      @ilexdiapason@ilexdiapason4 жыл бұрын
    • the Beatles are scouse-

      @kemia2061@kemia20614 жыл бұрын
  • niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there always has me rolling on the floor crying-laughing

    @ZippyFromRainbow@ZippyFromRainbow Жыл бұрын
  • 3:25 missed opportunity to put a Barbie dream house 😞

    @beefy.jsph69420@beefy.jsph694202 жыл бұрын
  • As a middle school teacher- I vow to now yell “true love as teens!” at least once in my career.

    @rachelmcdonough1506@rachelmcdonough15063 жыл бұрын
    • as a middle schooler i better hear that if i get a girlfriend in the year and a half i have left

      @sp0rkb018@sp0rkb0183 жыл бұрын
    • @@sp0rkb018 Best of luck to you!

      @rachelmcdonough1506@rachelmcdonough15063 жыл бұрын
    • Please let us know how that goes with your kids, as a middle schooler, I promise they’ll like it, just let us know how it goes anyway

      @iliketoeatbatteries8122@iliketoeatbatteries81223 жыл бұрын
    • @@iliketoeatbatteries8122 well first I have to find some true love to point out- which is quite difficult during Covid. But love finds a way I guess. We shall see.

      @rachelmcdonough1506@rachelmcdonough15063 жыл бұрын
    • @@rachelmcdonough1506 yeah that’s true, good luck though regardless

      @iliketoeatbatteries8122@iliketoeatbatteries81223 жыл бұрын
  • imagine: you're at a date with kurtis, he grabs your hand and looks at it. "you have such pretty hands, y/n~" he whispers in your ear in a low voice. you blush as he starts kissing and biting it, he suddenly eats it. you wake up in his hair and sigh, it was a dream, you're still a lice.

    @heyheyhii@heyheyhii3 жыл бұрын
    • 😫😫😫

      @heylol9166@heylol91663 жыл бұрын
    • I believe you've written a fanfiction before

      @anapm712@anapm7123 жыл бұрын
    • @@anapm712 ive been caught

      @heyheyhii@heyheyhii3 жыл бұрын
    • 😰😰Glad I'm still a lice mate

      @Quaintrellee@Quaintrellee3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Quaintrellee hey lol we have good profile pics 😻😻

      @anapm712@anapm7123 жыл бұрын
  • imagine your at kurtis' funeral and a video of a slap cam incident is played on the screen, shortly followed by the incineration of his coffin

    @lame1178@lame11789 ай бұрын
    • 6 AM HOT DOG 6 AM HOT DOG 6 AM HOT DOG

      @alt-lemon@alt-lemon9 ай бұрын
  • 8:50 some wattpad stories Be like

    @sadgreenelf@sadgreenelf2 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine if you wanted to go to heaven... but god said "you did that jungkook imagine"

    @s_mai8970@s_mai89703 жыл бұрын
    • This is underrated 💀

      @maypalserrup@maypalserrup3 жыл бұрын
    • That was horrible (I’m an army and wtf did I witness)

      @afellowturtle2119@afellowturtle21193 жыл бұрын
    • @@afellowturtle2119 Hi, an army. I'm Doodle DeVore.

      @doodledevore4374@doodledevore43743 жыл бұрын
    • Well deserved

      @zariaritzberg3946@zariaritzberg39463 жыл бұрын
    • @@afellowturtle2119 same man..

      @sophiamr4008@sophiamr40083 жыл бұрын
  • Wait... Was the point of that Jungkook imagine that he technically had his junk cooked?

    @ritabrandao3606@ritabrandao36063 жыл бұрын
    • they cooked his pp into a faley minion 😭🥀💔🖤

      @sp0rkb018@sp0rkb0183 жыл бұрын
    • ....yes...༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

      @Quaintrellee@Quaintrellee3 жыл бұрын
    • Jungkook more like junk cooked

      @zucc5330@zucc53303 жыл бұрын
    • @@zucc5330 😭😭😭

      @Quaintrellee@Quaintrellee3 жыл бұрын
    • @@zucc5330 NO PLEASE🙏

      @jishyjishy2359@jishyjishy23593 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: You name your child after a animal crossing character.

    @Pongocity.@Pongocity.2 жыл бұрын
    • Cephalobot

      @yejiluvrr@yejiluvrr2 жыл бұрын
    • a n k h a

      @theunderstatement6842@theunderstatement68429 ай бұрын
    • @@yejiluvrr best islander tho

      @Pongocity.@Pongocity.9 ай бұрын
  • the jungkook one made me so violently uncomfortable that i had to take a break from watching the video and now i can’t stop thinking about it, some random person scarred me permanently so thanks for that

    @yoongiverse.@yoongiverse. Жыл бұрын
  • imagine: you bump into kurtis at starbucks and he says "hey im kurtis" and you respond with "at least my fans do smart." kurtis immediately starts shaking and dies. youve done it. you've killed kurtis conner

    @squid3065@squid30653 жыл бұрын
    • he turns into a vibrating puddle of skin and bones and then justin bayber walks out of the fridge to mop him up. justin bayber and kurtis's eyes meet. then justin tosses his skin and bones into a cup and gives it to you, he stares into your eyes and pierces through your brain. everyone claps and you hear your middle school science (biology to be more pacific) yell out "true love as teens!" then you get married to justin in starbucks damn, i need to make a wattpad account-

      @doll1ly@doll1ly3 жыл бұрын
    • @@doll1ly what about the man I just went on a date with :(

      @artdeco777@artdeco7773 жыл бұрын
    • @@artdeco777 he is justin bayber

      @doll1ly@doll1ly3 жыл бұрын
    • @@doll1ly i would roleplay that

      @jalepeenus@jalepeenus2 жыл бұрын
    • @@doll1ly I'm IN THE BUS, I CAN'T-

      @zarinapena5846@zarinapena58462 жыл бұрын
  • I’m determined to meet you and say “at least my fans do smart”.

    @rhaynelaughman7708@rhaynelaughman77084 жыл бұрын
    • Same tho

      @he.said.teenjiejer@he.said.teenjiejer3 жыл бұрын
    • I want to sat yesteryear 😂😂😂

      @billiebossanova8095@billiebossanova80953 жыл бұрын
    • @Yunita Fatikhasari and dragging the person i used to be

      @houdakasbadji504@houdakasbadji5043 жыл бұрын
    • I thought I was the only one

      @ruqayyahd1403@ruqayyahd14033 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @rarahrararah@rarahrararah3 жыл бұрын
  • "You come home to see him in another woman bed" Like just image one day you come home and your bed if fucking replaced by some random guys bed

    @TheCoolCryptid@TheCoolCryptid2 жыл бұрын
  • I come back every few days just to see kurtis giggling in a shout : 'you get a visit from the tickle monster' in his award winning Irish accent

    @arbey7957@arbey79572 жыл бұрын
  • imagine: ur at a kurtis conner show. u stand up and say “at least my fans be smart”. kurtis starts to shake. the crowd stands and starts to chant it with u. “at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart.” kurtis falls to the floor convulsing. his fans really do be smart indeed.

    @lt4511@lt45114 жыл бұрын
    • L T this comment deserves every award

      @dansenkat@dansenkat4 жыл бұрын
    • hello very good comment but idk if you noticed or did it on purpose I am not trying to sound rude sorry but I think it says at least my fans do smart I think?? instead of be smart is do smart uh yeah sorry idk if you did that on purpose or not but ,,,, aaa bye

      @atara500@atara5004 жыл бұрын
    • then everybody starts clapping

      @sbennett6348@sbennett63484 жыл бұрын
    • @@sbennett6348 it's an imagine, not a real story you fucking brainlet

      @speepeal3785@speepeal37854 жыл бұрын
    • @@speepeal3785 who tf said it was a real story i think theyre aware, just adding on for jokes. and jesus you are such a snowflake chill out

      @yejunrealgf@yejunrealgf4 жыл бұрын
  • "Woah! Watch out! There's a new sherrif in town, and he's fresh outta chill! Ouch, my thumb cracked." This would look really good as a quote at the top of a Villains Wiki article lmao

    @dallasthedirtbag@dallasthedirtbag7 ай бұрын
  • the fact that the girl in the bed with harry was Kurtissssss from episode gets me every time

    @cass6603@cass66032 жыл бұрын
  • imagine: your are with kurtis and then he said “hey babey, you mind putting your feet in my cabinets for an art project?” you died after that.

    @liv5604@liv56044 жыл бұрын
    • liv yours made me laugh at the end so thank you

      @Laurendezvous@Laurendezvous4 жыл бұрын
    • I approve of this imagine

      @ghost-husband@ghost-husband4 жыл бұрын
    • this made me scream

      @adelinewurzer4533@adelinewurzer45334 жыл бұрын
    • Eric Andre lmaoo

      @Elizabeth-kq4gh@Elizabeth-kq4gh4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Elizabeth-kq4gh so ur a person of culture

      @liv5604@liv56044 жыл бұрын
  • I miss being able to find genuine imagines. Now everybody’s just ironically milking Kpop boys. I want the real, unadulterated cringe that came from the dark recesses of Warrior Cats OC forums and RP Aminos.

    @montanarose4622@montanarose46224 жыл бұрын
    • the warrior cats ones omfg

      @eri2095@eri20954 жыл бұрын
    • flan au chocolat that was the worst. I’ve been to so many schools and warrior cats were at every single one.

      @lanastasial9676@lanastasial96764 жыл бұрын
    • I don't know bout English amino but in the Latino RP aminos or Voice acting ones the cringe is all to real, unadulterated and mentally draining

      @manuelzapata616@manuelzapata6164 жыл бұрын
    • Wait there were warrior cat imagines?? Omg how did I miss that as a kid lmaoo

      @nocctea@nocctea4 жыл бұрын
    • In 6th grade I legitimately had a crush on firestar. Yeah...

      @DenverSkyes@DenverSkyes4 жыл бұрын
  • Your wife saying "at least my fans do smart" killed me

    @silverlabilver585@silverlabilver585 Жыл бұрын
  • Kurtis’s shout-giggle is one of the single funniest things I’ve ever heard.

    @calowenby1654@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
  • Kurtis: *reads Jungkook imagine* "I'm not gonna believe that someone actually imagined that" Kpop wattpad writers: *nervous sweating*

    @joserosario7264@joserosario72644 жыл бұрын
    • Jose Rosario omg so true lmao

      @flora534@flora5344 жыл бұрын
    • i saw somewhere someone wrote about hobi shoving sprite up his ass.. it scared me a lot.

      @cowbearrie@cowbearrie4 жыл бұрын
    • ᴄᴏᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ what the actual fuck

      @flora534@flora5344 жыл бұрын
    • I saw one where jungkook fell in love with his daughter but it’s like you where suppose to be the daughter 😭

      @rrosse@rrosse4 жыл бұрын
    • @@cowbearrie wtf 😂😂😂 you know what i am not even suprised

      @kys2049@kys20494 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: you’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LeBeouf 😍😍🥵🥵

    @rb8566@rb85664 жыл бұрын
    • I wish this would happen to me 😍😍

      @Crow-kc1nz@Crow-kc1nz3 жыл бұрын
    • this is a song lmao

      @eggeggeggegg6019@eggeggeggegg60193 жыл бұрын
    • You’re running for the your life its shia lebeouf hes brandishing a knife its shia lebeouf. Eating all the bodies. Actual cannibal shia lebeouf

      @PagodaToga@PagodaToga3 жыл бұрын
    • Katie Biedron Ah, your leg! IT’S CAUGHT IN A BeAr tRaP!!!

      @videogamemusic2962@videogamemusic29623 жыл бұрын
    • WAIT HE ISNT DEAD, Shia Suprise

      @jaxmcflyk8023@jaxmcflyk80233 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: you meet kurtis conner on the street, he offers you an extra greeting. You explain that you aren't subscribed and he starts shaking and dying. That'll do it, kjrtis conna is dead now

    @FreshBread699@FreshBread6992 жыл бұрын
  • 8:16 best part lmao

    @groovium2552@groovium25522 жыл бұрын
  • imagine: after gru killed kurtis, logan showed up to his house crying to film his dead body

    @margaret9248@margaret92483 жыл бұрын
    • HAHAHAGAHS I CHOKED ON MY WATER

      @sleepysnjomen707@sleepysnjomen7073 жыл бұрын
    • @@sleepysnjomen707 be sure not 2 die or else logan will film ur ded bodt

      @imsrryboris@imsrryboris3 жыл бұрын
    • Logan pail?

      @mayehoffman4253@mayehoffman42533 жыл бұрын
    • his filay minions help him

      @martha-hy7vq@martha-hy7vq3 жыл бұрын
    • BAHAHAAAA

      @Tw0Dots@Tw0Dots3 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: Kurtis Conner is imagining you. You feel a shiver, like someone is walking over your grave. He gives you an extra greeting

    @WordsFlowMagnetic@WordsFlowMagnetic4 жыл бұрын
    • U win the comments

      @rVnsunshine@rVnsunshine4 жыл бұрын
    • i felt that deep in my soul

      @oline5305@oline53054 жыл бұрын
    • Wonderful

      @jazzicoco2390@jazzicoco23904 жыл бұрын
    • I love this 😂

      @OzzynkaCZ@OzzynkaCZ4 жыл бұрын
  • I'm irish and Kurtis, your award was well deserved. Congrats king ❤

    @FM-lt1hz@FM-lt1hz2 жыл бұрын
  • Kurtis at 3:06 “I don’t want to be too mean..” *proceeds to make fun of outfit* 😭😭🤣🤣

    @sashhhaa4874@sashhhaa48742 жыл бұрын
  • kurtis holds you and whispers to your ear: *FOLKS*

    @egenaz@egenaz4 жыл бұрын
    • Egenaz Sarı EYE-

      @pissdrinkerofficial6924@pissdrinkerofficial69244 жыл бұрын
    • @@ninimad well i'm flattered thank you

      @egenaz@egenaz4 жыл бұрын
    • Then he enters your ear. You tell him to stop but he is in there.

      @goeeey@goeeey4 жыл бұрын
    • @@goeeey well that escalated quickly

      @egenaz@egenaz4 жыл бұрын
    • *slaps you in the face* CLAP

      @naomi8420@naomi84204 жыл бұрын
  • imagine: you're celebrating your first anniversary with kurtis conner!!! he opens up a jewelry box and there's a pearl necklace!!! "kurtis, i love pearls so much!" you exclaim and giggle. "y/n, those aren't pearls. those are my teeth". you look up and scream. his gummy smile is the most perfect smile you've ever seen. you buy a house and raise three beautiful children together

    @chrstina@chrstina4 жыл бұрын
    • Why would you make me read that

      @tiredrat7579@tiredrat75794 жыл бұрын
    • And there all called Hamlet.

      @embryonic7692@embryonic76924 жыл бұрын
    • I-

      @vanessajones5752@vanessajones57524 жыл бұрын
    • I didn't have to read this but fuck yea i did

      @ytho7432@ytho74324 жыл бұрын
    • Toes aren’th pearlss, rose areth my teef

      @obianuju.o7131@obianuju.o71314 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: you are eating ungodly amounts of plain white bread, when Harry styles walks in the room. He promptly walks out, groaning about how much he regrets marrying you.

    @s0ur_artz858@s0ur_artz8582 жыл бұрын
  • i think this is genuinely kurtis’ most rewatchable video of all time

    @Blakethegreater@Blakethegreater2 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: You’re in Kurtistown just vibin and the curly haired, hawaiian shirt wearing mayor is in town to give YOU an extra greeting

    @piagebot2943@piagebot29434 жыл бұрын
    • Piage Fabez 😂💀

      @radrose8673@radrose86734 жыл бұрын
    • I read that as curry haired and was like "Who-"

      @clivebby4877@clivebby48774 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: you are on a date with Kurtis Conner at Chuck e Cheese’s. Kurtis won’t stop staring at your eyes. “Wow, Y/N, your eyes is so pretty.” You giggle “thanks, Kurt.” He suddenly jumps over the table and gets close your face. He grabs your eyeballs, and rips them out of your sockets right there infront of the giant rat.😍😍🥺

    @ven_mccracken@ven_mccracken3 жыл бұрын
    • wow that was so beautiful it made me cry 😭✨🥺😫

      @saturn4952@saturn49522 жыл бұрын
    • Goals ❤️❤️

      @saturn8532@saturn85322 жыл бұрын
    • awww so cuteeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

      @dicktowelz@dicktowelz2 жыл бұрын
    • D'aww..

      @gmaxfinale@gmaxfinale2 жыл бұрын
    • Was it the giant rat that makes all of the rules?

      @knightogourd@knightogourd2 жыл бұрын
  • Just going back through some classics and when you say “that’s despicable” I laughed out loud so hard. Thank you for these gems

    @angelcalmwaters_4741@angelcalmwaters_47412 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: you say your fans do smart the whole comment section: *violently shakes*

    @TheCapSniffer@TheCapSniffer10 ай бұрын
  • Imagine: You see Kurtis Conner and Neil Breen at 7/11. You have a heart attack. They don’t attend your funeral

    @ambersomething1693@ambersomething16934 жыл бұрын
    • Amber Ashley Imagine Neil Breen making a movie about your death where he time travels to try and save you but end up blowing up the entire world, then Neil proposes to Kurtis and they fly to Venus and spend the rest of their life together.

      @simplysarah2113@simplysarah21134 жыл бұрын
    • i would have a heart attack if i saw neil breen in public

      @adelinewurzer4533@adelinewurzer45334 жыл бұрын
    • adeline wurzer I just can’t believe he exists outside of my screen, in the real world, as a real human

      @Anna-19928@Anna-199284 жыл бұрын
    • simply sarah I am imagining that, and I like it. I ship it

      @ambersomething1693@ambersomething16934 жыл бұрын
    • this the most realistic imagine I’ve ever read

      @moonmoon11111@moonmoon111114 жыл бұрын
  • You did ALL those puns but not, Jungkook getting his "JuNk CoOkEd"?

    @kabir9915@kabir99153 жыл бұрын
    • I'm sobbing gn

      @jaywhypee7293@jaywhypee72932 жыл бұрын
    • @@jaywhypee7293 More like: I'm Soobing ehehe.... sorry

      @anetasleisova8347@anetasleisova83472 жыл бұрын
    • *jin laugh * hea hea heuah

      @MinYoongi-jr2bx@MinYoongi-jr2bx2 жыл бұрын
    • @@anetasleisova8347 or soojing

      @camerathatjeongwoodropped9251@camerathatjeongwoodropped92512 жыл бұрын
    • MY GOD

      @erg6316@erg63162 жыл бұрын
  • the way he says burgundy makes it feel like a slur 2:49

    @r41n49@r41n492 жыл бұрын
  • Kurtis it’s about time for imagines 4, you do one every year

    @Brosethorns@Brosethorns2 жыл бұрын
  • Kurtis’s version of a bully is literally just Draco Malfoy

    @christalcavanaugh@christalcavanaugh3 жыл бұрын
    • a very potter musical draco malfoy

      @lis6108@lis61083 жыл бұрын
    • probably cause he played draco malfoys brother in harry potter 4

      @joyasmr7547@joyasmr75473 жыл бұрын
    • @@lis6108 KAJDNDB

      @jemuzu3065@jemuzu30653 жыл бұрын
    • AHAHHAHAHAHENJDKSMWM OMG

      @greentea4235@greentea42353 жыл бұрын
    • STOPSJFJ

      @sznsaiki1497@sznsaiki14973 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: Kurtis Conner says “folks” and claps you into oblivion

    @itskevinolear@itskevinolear4 жыл бұрын
    • instead of clapping he just beats the shit out of you

      @mrselfdestruct7605@mrselfdestruct76054 жыл бұрын
    • 🤤🤤🤤🤤

      @tei7533@tei75334 жыл бұрын
    • Instead of clapping with his hands its an ass-clap and you die instantly

      @unknownusername5111@unknownusername51114 жыл бұрын
    • I'd say thank you daddy

      @insaniicandee8836@insaniicandee88364 жыл бұрын
    • 😳

      @lala-kc3br@lala-kc3br4 жыл бұрын
  • “And then they all clapped.” Is the nail in the coffin.

    @KiaraCatFurry17@KiaraCatFurry172 жыл бұрын
  • For some reason I thought a window specialist was the window cleaner and thought about a someone taking their date to see the city skyline.

    @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Жыл бұрын
  • I'm convinced that every imagine is put through a translator, then re-translated before posting it.

    @lidlrini@lidlrini3 жыл бұрын
    • I was literally thinking the same thing just a couple of minutes before finding your post, haha

      @ShinySephiroth1@ShinySephiroth13 жыл бұрын
    • Or they wrote it in another language and translated to english??

      @molly702@molly7023 жыл бұрын
    • Stylorum vexare cogitet in lectulo. brachia manicis te ridens dixit "ad gaudendum" Est nox ulla before melius. Your satisfaction does not follow ullus lies. Tuna assumes an aliquot of a whole ten lines. Raise the pile of condoms quickly and do not remove them. - Screw candy? cum dicitinis cachinnant. And tunc praises the pleasure. now that's not the actual imagine i typed tho, the actual imagine i type was: Imagine harry styles is in your bed. handcuffs on you wrists, he laughs and says "time to have fun" it's going to be the best night ever. You thought it couldn't get any better. Then he takes his pants off, he takes yours off too. He grabs a box of condoms and he then says. "want a lollipop?" he says with a giggle. And then the fun commenses. I think the poorly translated one makes more sense then that one tho

      @skits2773@skits27733 жыл бұрын
    • This is like Wattpad Allstars

      @thedailyarcher7995@thedailyarcher79953 жыл бұрын
    • @@skits2773 ...yes

      @rothlinx5028@rothlinx50283 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: Kurtis wrapping his hand around your throat as he bellows "HI FOLKS." The life draining from your eyes. The last thing you see is the twinkle of Kurtis' nose ring in the glistening sunlight. You close your eyes. You've been liberated from the shackles of life.

    @ItsKiTime@ItsKiTime4 жыл бұрын
    • love the detail in this

      @sokkvabekkr5973@sokkvabekkr59734 жыл бұрын
    • Amazing, a tear just fell from my eye

      @MorbidLotus.@MorbidLotus.4 жыл бұрын
    • I've been dreaming about this for the past 6 years

      @marble_drawer@marble_drawer4 жыл бұрын
    • You're such a tease.

      @Lyndiloo@Lyndiloo4 жыл бұрын
    • *nut*

      @tyegordon@tyegordon4 жыл бұрын
  • 9:40 literally just every enemies to lovers ship dynamic

    @scrunklythescrimblo3467@scrunklythescrimblo34672 жыл бұрын
  • "They'll like picture like a scenario, 𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸, a 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘"

    @AkaneiFlowerbell@AkaneiFlowerbell2 жыл бұрын
  • I love how the 'other woman' in Harry's bed is Kurtis's Episode character.

    @karolinasobczak3647@karolinasobczak36474 жыл бұрын
    • Kurtissssss

      @dekusnumber1simp380@dekusnumber1simp3804 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine: Kurtis actually believes he is going to perfrom live in april and may 2020

    @alvarosilva9527@alvarosilva95273 жыл бұрын
    • imagine: kurtis performs

      @iwakeupandboomimarat@iwakeupandboomimarat3 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂 such hope, so sweet and naive

      @gatetohell9260@gatetohell92603 жыл бұрын
    • ):

      @Skrot7@Skrot72 жыл бұрын
  • 2:35 I imagined that, hung my head in shame, and cried as loud as the creepy killer on my front porch that can't handle my beauty...

    @amandacassidy4957@amandacassidy49572 жыл бұрын
  • Boomer humor: I hate my wife Millennial humor: I hate my life Gen Z humor: _filay minion_

    @NosebleeddeGroselha@NosebleeddeGroselha8 ай бұрын
    • E

      @lando6420@lando64207 ай бұрын
  • Kurtis really said: this is my Irish accent *Paul McCartney impression*

    @ayyyefam8146@ayyyefam81464 жыл бұрын
    • @Wolfie Draws RINGOS NEVER ENDING NOSE OF DEATH ZSEGVVDCFVGHBJNK

      @julia-pp8iy@julia-pp8iy4 жыл бұрын
    • Wolfie Draws LMAOOOOO

      @ericxuhh@ericxuhh4 жыл бұрын
  • tell me i'm not the only one who laughed at that gru joke

    @ambpin2656@ambpin26564 жыл бұрын
    • You're not lmao

      @thatrantinggirl7376@thatrantinggirl73764 жыл бұрын
    • Nah

      @queenofweird5956@queenofweird59564 жыл бұрын
    • It was a good joke. lol

      @ReptilianTeaDrinker@ReptilianTeaDrinker4 жыл бұрын
    • I didn’t laugh this whole video, hes really not funny at all. I’m trying to enjoy but it’s not easy

      @thilaerian4418@thilaerian44184 жыл бұрын
    • @@thilaerian4418 you shouldn't force yourself to watch something you don't enjoy, humors subjective 😁

      @thatrantinggirl7376@thatrantinggirl73764 жыл бұрын
  • it’s been over a year and i’m still wondering how kurtis survived that violent shaking😳😳

    @cockenheimer@cockenheimer2 жыл бұрын
  • Okay so i have a happy habit of saying "bless you" when someone sneezes, and i found it so cute that right after i said "bless you" out loud Kurtis said "thank you :D"

    @slimebot8676@slimebot86762 жыл бұрын
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