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The three Musketeers of horror: Nutcracker Danny, Smurf Kurtis and Fedora Drew
@Rachel Hay the *holy* trinity
@@benedictdwyer2608 *NO* How dare you?!? You'll summon Fedora Drew!
I read this RIGHT when he popped up om the screen
Ah yes Fedora Drew
Where was Fedora Drew? Did I miss a vid?
the fact that Kurtis actually filmed those pee closet scenes and did the stunts himself is so impressive, I don't think even I have the dedication to piss that much
I know! How did he even get so much in that closet?!
It's a lifestyle.
such good practical effects!!
I haven't finished the video yet and this comment scares me
@@hiraeth4801 oh ur in for a treat, the pissing has yet to begin
Did we seriously go a whole video about whisper without Kurtis saying “Whisper? I hardly know her” ?
@@duckoqx lmao
@@starlightriri BJNKLMKNJBHJNKNM HVBUHIJL 😭😭
@@duckoqx WHAT IS THIS
@@duckoqx WHAT
I had a paralysis-like nightmare where a man was just. standing at the foot of my bed and staring at me. When I woke up, it was still dark, and I was feeling pretty freaked out. I checked the time, saw it was 6:00 on the dot. Suddenly, the sound of Kurtis chanting "6am Hotdog" popped into my head, and started running on a loop. Really calmed me down. Thanks, Kurtis 👍
Was the sleep paralysis demon Danny?
@@camillacameron6604 PAHAHA you know I dreamt that before the meme but actually? probably yeah. it was danny's early days. he was experimenting. getting weird and also goofy 🤪
Ouch, what the heck! What did we discuss? Pull out the guitar get shot by a gun!
@@camillacameron6604 BAHAHAHHAA Good one!
me when i lie
“what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your 6AM hotdog”
Look... Evan.. I can't do this anymore, I can't keep on pretending this everyday.. I did it for so many months because I loved you!!! B-but it's taken a huge toll on me... I hope u can forgive me... I-i.. I hate mustard ok!!!! .... I hope u understand 😞.
WHAT! Sadie how DARE you. We're over, don't talk to me again and get OUT of- wait this is your house. BYE
no no NO Evan are you serious??!! You're willing to throw away all that we went through and all our memories... Just cause of your fucking 6AM hotdog??!! You've changed Evan.. You've changed..
@@nitzmilky7246 this is so gold and underrated oh GOD
HOW CAN I TRUST YOU SADIE. YOU LIED TO ME! I SHOULD’VE KNOWN YOU WERE A KETCHUP GIRL😒
The skits in this were fucking wild. They're like a whole cinematic universe
KTU- KURTIS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
I'm honestly so happy I didn't watch this before sleeping
kurtis cinematic universe iceberg
Ikr, I haven't laughed so hard in a while like wtf
Kurtis town universe
my actual deepest secret is that when i was in 3rd grade i pretended that i couldn't see as well as i could and i ended up getting prescribed glasses, lying the whole way. im 18 years old now and i haven't worn glasses in years and yet, somehow, every person around me still believes im supposed to be wearing glasses. my 3rd grade self set me up for a lifetime of lying about a disability. (but in all honesty I've been truthful about all my visits since I was at least 16 so they have to have noticed I got 20/20 vision somehow between visits) my best friend and my brother are the only people who know this. so to anyone who happens to see this comment, you have become a part of a lifelong secret only three people know- or, four now, including you.... congrats
I did the same thing with hearing😭 literally was in 2nd grade and faking hearing loss because I wanted hearing aids
ah yeah I did the same thing.... regretted it really quickly and in my next few visits I gradually improved my eyesight until it was accurate and they said I just had temporarily strained it. funny thing is now many years later i wear glasses pretty much all the time. I have never ever told anyone :)
Similar story, when I was in elementary school my sister had glasses and I really wanted glasses so I lied during my eye exam. I was prescribed glasses, and from what I assume was me wearing them too much (or maybe just genetics) I actually need glasses now. So either I sabotaged myself into needing glasses or it was just meant to be.
me except now i actually need glasses.
I find this hilarious bc the exact opposite happened to me. I was around 8 years old and I swear to god I couldn't see sh!t. My teacher would get mad at me because of how slow I read and stuff. At some point my mom had to take me to an optometrist and I WISH I was joking but when I said I couldn't really see anything in the Snellen chart this doctor literally told my mom that I wasn't taking it seriously and that there was nothing wrong with my eyes. This happened a few times until I finally got to use glasses and finally SEE SOMETHING lol. I still use them sometimes but I don't think I need them anymore ;)
Im in tears over the entire video game controller tier list, best bit
69 xD
So would you say you're in tiers?
@@jacobhake342NOOOOOOO-
This script feels like it was written by AI.
Yeah its weird
All his videos' scripts feel like that
Yeah, it's perfect in every way
Kurtis is an AI
@@genericname2747 **conspiracy theory music plays**
I feel like Kurtis loses a piece of his soul everytime he does a extra greeting
he's clearly being possessed
you almost see is soul dieing each time he says it lol poor guy
He’s so selfless 😔
Except that one time 😌
@@TreeFrog747 he's so soulless.
6:33”if your not familiar with the concept of a pee drawer-“ like it’s relatable
Lol, I remember I got this app when I was 12 bc I was questioning my sexuality and I wanted someone to talk to, and my mom found out I was taking to strangers online and I got in massive trouble…but hey, at least she was more upset about that than she was about me liking women 🤷♀️
Congrats on coming out to her l guess lol
It's a win in my book 😂
This video was just an excuse to make a million wild skits and I'm here for it
How honoured do you feel about kurtis hearting your comment?
I mean, true facts tho. Besides it's always entertaining to watch Kurtis do a million wild skits
@@whale7056 they should be *VERY* honored
@@whale7056 pretty damn honored gotta say
same
this video's a cover-up. kurtis just wanted an outlet to confess that he slides wii remotes up himself but he's too embarrassed to use whisper
Who wouldn't be embarrassed? 😂💀
yeah, he wouldn't wanna piss his pants out of embarassment, would he?
Well if he does, he needs to be careful. The wii doesn't have a flange so it can easily get lost
Don’t make him pee his pants
@@detectivedance no... We save that for the drawer.
the idea of people cheering while he goes up for a eulogy is so comically underrated
the 6 am hotdog being at the end of the funeral implies the funeral was at 6 in the morning which is hilarious
kurtis acting like he isn’t the one who made the whisper about the wii remote 🙄🙄
Fr 🙄
Ikr it’s so annoying god
Ugh yes, like just say it 🤨🙄
@@flowerkun767 omg bestie r u a jenozen
@@worm1335 I’m a Tyongf but Jeno is very ‘🥺💔’ so yeah 😋😛
whisper: "smack cam" kurtis: *proceeds to make an entire scene with plot twist, character death, and a wholesome ending*
wholesome? a man got burned alive lmao
@@blue4155 but hey atleast 6am hotdog
@@leewhyyoudontknow_bro y e s
420 likes
i have an oc named peter i should animate that
As a guy that wears unfolded beanies on the back of my head, you're 100% correct about the monster energy thing
I like ur pfp protogens are so cool
hell yeah let's go proot monster drinkers
You should make a sequel with those toxic pinterest whisper girlies
yesss, also love ur pfp
YESSS
“honey wake up, kurtis conner just posted”
you spelt his second name wrong lol
My sister and me
Watching this at 4:19 am lmao
lol
Why did you wake up at 3:00
therapist: smurf kurtis conner doesn't exist- smurf kurtis conner:
Smurf Kurtis Conner: *ominous heavy breathing *
Smurfis Conner
@@allymog5228 omg XD! Thats great!
that was blursed
That bit *reaaally* came out of left field
I like how he actually made a competent tier list of controller suppository for a 15 second bit.
“friends, family, king bach” was funnier than it should’ve been
I honestly would love to see Kurtis's search history You'd probably see "people crying", "peter griffin transparent png" "people applauding"
"pee drawer"
“ hot dog”
KDHSHEVE
HAHHAHA MERTHY
@@karmaakabane4548 huh
kurtis conner search history: "wet hotdog squishy noises"
Lmao
How dare you look at MY HISTORY!
@@GINSHOTGUN why are you everywhere i watch lol
Girl you're so pretty omg
@@okcool7892 wait omg you're so nice thank you 🥺
I was on whisper for a while and never got much interactiong but once I posted a whisper that said "I poop a lot for a 23 yr old girl" and the amount of notifications/messages I got in an hour was insane
I honestly love how kurtis finds something ridiculous, makes a joke about it, and then brings it up later 😂
I don’t think that Batman has to worry about his mom finding the piss drawer
OHOHOHOHOOOO TOO SOON 😂😭
YOU DID NOT JUST
Ohhhh noooooooooo….
wow, lucky! maybe... *cocks gun*
But Alfred might
i can just imagine kurtis writing down a list of things he needs for this video and it’s just “blue face paint, white hat, wii remote control, hot dog” and jenna not even questioning it anymore
also Jenna I'll need you to film a smack cam
I see that pfp everywhere o_o
And a tampon lol
I'm sure he already had the Wii and hot dogs probably, and hat. maybe not the face paint tho
🤣🤣🤣
ive watched this too many times. it never gets old
No way will Byers pfp twin
@@Nervousyoungmen omg, another fellow one wheat mark fan
When I was 12, I used to post some WEIRD shit on whisper because it was literally hilarious watching people argue if it was real or not
can also confirm that is based
ohhh shii did you know they can literally see your location?
@An oven depends on if you used it or not i think
i did this too 😭
Edgy
I love how people were cheering with beers at the funeral. Nothing brings a funeral together like a nice cold beer.
You asked us to share our deepest darkest secrets, so here goes. Normally I would never say this. I've never told anyone before. It's been haunting me. But since a KZheadr asked me to, finally it is time for me to share my most secret confession where all the world can see: 6am hot dog
therapist: blue kurtis isn’t real he can’t hurt you blue kurtis:
Blurtis
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
“i could talk about theoretically putting video games controllers up my ass all day” -kurtis conner, 2021
I read this right as he said it lmao
thats something you dont wanna hear out of context
He isn't joking, either. He very much could xD
Moral of the story : 6am hot dog
These were the most unhinged sketches I've ever seen
"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one
wh. what's the drake and Josh one
@@maligulant4396 i think its “i dont control the speed at which lobsters die” but i may be wrong
I think this one is _INFINITELY_ better lol
@@maligulant4396 i think it was "so there i was, my foot's stuck in the toilet, the dog's going crazy, and i only had one pie left"
@@planetsolaris that's the one
the" I pee my pants when I'm embarrassed" sure as hell will make it to those out of context videos
And the pee closet too
The Smurf bit will probably be in there as well
and the 6am hotdog over the burning casket
And the tier list about controllers that are the easiest to shove up your ass LMAO
don’t even get me started on six am hotdog
6:13 gonna come out to my parents as ace with this
can’t wait for kurtis to see the extremely toxic ones that linger on pinterest
“We should keep going” more like “wii should keep going”
BYE💀
nice
PLEASE
Bruh
@@enasalgahmdi9944 the kind of humour I expect and appreciate on a kurtis conner video x 💖✨
when I broke up with my ex he made a whisper that said “[my full name] is a skank” with a background of a pregnant belly (I wasn’t pregnant) so I made it my facebook cover picture
That's AMAZING
@Riley you Legend! 😎
This made me smile
LMAO I ADORE THAT
You're my hero
7:50 I love your jokes so much kurtis. You're a silly oose
help someone pls comfort me I saw smth rly scary and I’m crying rn
Boo
Do u want a bedtime story
Every single one of Kurtis’ videos feels like you are talking to one of your friends who can’t remember inside jokes and always makes new ones every conversation
Yeaahhh
That’s me, there’s always too many. I still get upset with myself when I forget something that I thought was funny though 😭😭
Right, like in Danny's videos, he references the same things like the nutcracker guy, la croix, or "my bones are getting squishy" but Kurtis has one different joke that he will stretch through out each of his videos and the lucky joke for today was *The Wii remote-*
@@yikes2599 I dig MrNutcracker. And MrG is pretty cool too. And other MrG. Yall cool. All three yall pretty cool.
I love this thought 😆 next time I'm hanging out with my friends and they reference movies or videos that I don't know or remember, I should just make up some nonsense to respond with
"6am hot dog" sounds like the punchline to one of Drew's lost jokes
You can hear it in Drew’s voice
Or a card from cards against humanity 😂😂
Sounds like he’s about to say sexy and I know it
It sounds like part of his pictureofahotdog.com ads
I do look forward to half off candy after holidays😂 I give out my whole stash on Halloween, and buy it cheaper after
5:12 as a Dennis, that... Is probably what an alternate reality hipster version of me would be like
Idk why but this Dennis looks vaguely like Danny Gonzales.
i feel like kurtis’s skits are really just re-enactments of his fever dreams and his characters are just his sleep paralysis demons
You’re onto something...
Oh I thought that had been established
“King Bach pulls out a comically large set of claws and approaches Kurtis” “only a slice!” “Only a slice!” Repeats king Bach
The most unsettling part of the 6am hotdog sketch is that Kurtis didn’t heat up the hotdog. That’s just a cold, wet, straight-out-of-the-pack wiener slapped on that bun
Wait!! That's not how you are supposed to eat it?? wtf?
Wiener slapped on a bun is my senior quote
@Tuna Fish Wait!! you eat those types of hotdogs?? wtf?
You’re gonna heat up a hotdog at 6 am??
Good can you see the temperature threw your screen
10:50 the little oh my god is the best part of the video
EZEKIEL.LL
I JUST SCROLLED TO THIS COMMENT RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT 😭
I've been going through a major depressive episode and your videos have managed to make me smile for the first time today
“imagine walking into a walmart and no one has teeth” kurtis, i live in the south. i don’t have to imagine.
underated comment oh my GOD
Now that's what I call realistic graphics XD
Wait what
TRUEEEE
Welcome, Kurtis, to Knoxville TN Where meth takes your teeth, and you spend your denture money on more meth.
The way Kurtis say "Smack cam" is just so funny to me😭😭 12:00
The thing i love about kurtis's skits is that he adds jokes from earlier in the video, making the skit even more halarious 😭
The chemistry you have with yourself is everything I wish for
Me too ✋
Idk if this is a self roast or not
S*lki stans:
Kurtis has that 2012 onceler-core appeal
Same I wish I had that kind of self chemistry
the sheer effort that went into this funeral bit is enough to make me be nice to you but also it is the law
you get it 😎
when worlds collide
@@kurtisconner greetings from Argentina! your videos help me improve my english, thank you very much
i am high rn and that was literally the most inane sketch ever
@@arc.the.sharky you can run
These sketches are the bomb.
Man got springlocked 💀 5:33
my favourite part of kurtis's sketches is that just when they should be over, he drops us headfirst into the very deepest strangest part of his subconscious mind and doesn't edit it out. every single time.
fr
His voice reminds me of Sherman, from mr.pee body and Sherman
so true, I love that
ok emily.
obamna moment
I’m verified on Whisper it’s whatever
Why do all your comments contain the word whatever
how the heck do you get verified on whisper 🗿
DUDE WHAT HAHAHHAA
isn't it supposed to be anonymous tf
King 😩👏👏
mustache kurtis and unmustache kurtis are two different people to me i just cannot accept that they are one person
they’re like drew and danny
ive watched this video so many times I cant stop
i didn’t think anything was gonna be funnier than “6am hotdog” but “smack cam 😔” hit me like a bus
Same 😂
*hit u like a smack cam
10:12 6am hot dog also i knew i loved the wii for a reason
I always come back to this video because it’s so well done! Love you Kurtis. Thanks for always putting in the extra effort.
“She had a mouthful of teeth” is the scariest sentence ever
do you not have a mouthful of teeth?
"and that's why I don't shop at Walmart anymore." LMAO
@@alastorbutwithagun you will
She has a handful of fingers
It implies that she has more than just her own teeth in her mouth
“I thought you were my girlfriend, not society” - Dennis Conner
K u r t i s
Dentist contender
@@hannahtimmons4097 Duster Con artist
@@timtam. dusting conmrade
Deep 😔✌️
was eating while watching this then 11:05 came and the sound killed my hunger completely
As a chop suey enjoyer I have to speak to my mother.
This has got to be a record for the largest number of skits in a Kurtis Conner video.
I was thinking the same thing lmao
He made 1 with only skits so it’s not
fr
But I’m not complaining
Mmm, love ur pfp 👀
As funny as these sketches are, every so often i realize it's all Kurtis and that at some point he was lying in bed poking a hot dog at his face
i was thinking the same thing LMAOOO
And also poking the camera with a hotdog while evilly chuckling to himself
adds to the charm 😌
I was so scared that he was coming for the Pinterest whispers because that might be my entire personality
I just like that extra greeting music that plays for a second. It makes me feel so welcome here, thank you
How does one person write, film, and act every part in a sketch while still making the funniest shit in this platform
Lots of practice and consistency
also making all characters of the skit connected
Instead of “live, laugh, and love”, the new one should be “Friends, Family, and King Bach”
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i laughed
ok now i’m tempted to make a poster with that on it for my home......
so true
“Back to this, careless whisper” *le gasp!* that’s my favorite song 🎺🎵🎷🎶
CANADIAN dude who mocked Americans for calling "tuques" "beanies" calls a tuque a beanie! (8:19)
He needs to be arrested
Heya, Québécoise here, sorry to break it to you, but a beanie is a kind of tuque ;) There's multiple sorts, like "canadian", "pompoms", "rainbow ugliness", "beanie" and "ski balaclava"
okay but why is no one talking about how hilarious “pull out the guitar, get shot by a gun” is like i legitimately needed to pause and catch my breath i-
@bubbles bunny it’s just cause normally stuff like that rhymes,, but it straight up ended with “get shot by a gun” LOL
i laughed so hard
Bro I was the same when the smurf pulled out the wii remote 😂
Don't be scared, finish your sentence.
Slowly watching Kurtis get tired of his intro is kinda funny. I started noticing it more in his three most recent videos
He hates it lmao
every video it sounds more and more passive aggressive
frrrrr
Is saaaad :(
I swear his will to live drains from his eyes after every time he says it
my darkest secret: I watch kurtis conner's videos
This is my favorite video I've watched it at least 20 times thank u kurt🙏
The way he said “dick’nballs” makes me very uncomfortable
Richard Dicknballs Johnson
I Immediately thought of Schlatt lmao
@@evekennedy9801 DUDE SAME
@@TFaceFalone it’s funny because those are all nicknames for weenies
@@sicilygianna wait what
My sister hasn’t seen the video yet, she’s concerned about my well being. I can’t stop saying 6am hot dog and giggling to myself
Why would that be normal for me? Why?!?
@@missmichelle1290 .
@@missmichelle1290 huh
More like 5 am
I hope your wall is okay! 👌🏻 I’ve noticed since I started watching kurtis that my walls have also started to fall to shambles around me. May need to take a trip out of kurtistown to buy some new walls.
The smack cam skit becomes even funnier when I think how they’d probably do an autopsy after such a weird death and they just put the organs back randomly into the torso afterwards
I love the sheer amount of sketches in Kurtis’s videos.
when he said "Friends, Family" and then pans to King Bach I actually choked
ME TOO WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
A. The only only problem problem that As x. The
ME TOO I SPIT MY WATER OUT
@@zandriamoffett5896 yeah ❤
IK THAT WAS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON
Choose your fighter: “im like a small puppy, i believe everything on the internet is real and not meant to hurt me” - Cody ko “im as gullible as a toddler, if i see something in the internet i believe it” - Kurtis Conner
ooooh thas hard
I chose believe
BOTH
can i have both??
Coko dy
i once saw a whisper with a picture of kristoph gavin that said "bruh look at my lawyer im going to jail😭😭😭"
It's 6 am rn 10:28
i feel like the skits have got gradually more and more obscure and kurtis is slowly descending into madness
Me too
Happens to the best of us
Tragic 😔
And we're here for it
u said it first
The 'Whispers' sound more like an A.I. randomly generated them.
nah ive been like an active user and participated on whisper before for like months. he barely scratched the surface of how weird it get edit: you can also talk to these people btw there are dms on there
I-
I used to use Whisper too and oh my goodness the amount of sugar daddy bots and groomers there was insane
Really yall? Bless your hearts 🤣
@@mckayla5747 ya I was an attention seeking kid and I got that app. There were a lot of weirdos/pedos
My worst fear is shady cans they pop out at you when you least except it, I lost my plant to smack can,it was the hardest time and a lot to go through. R.i.p Gerald and peter
Just ordered your black tote bag!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
If there is no green screen in a Kurtis video, did it really happen?
Omg you watch Kurtis I’m so happy
You never know
omg, you watch his Videos?!?! I love your Channel as well as his!
Hold up, hold up, your a kurtistown citizen? I'm so happy now.
you kinda look like phillipa soo
Everyone's talking about Nutcracker Danny being scary, but I don't think we talk enough about Smurf Kurtis.
smurtis
smurtis
@@liaminfantino6204 Smurtis
smurtis
for some weird reason, I'm getting the feeling that someone out there is now shipping nutcracker danny and smurf kurtis and idk how to feel about it
The sketches in this are abundant and insane, I love it
Rolling and chop suey are no lie two of my favorite songs