The world of Ai generated stuff and things rolls ever onward towards the singularity but for now it's still got some bugs to work out... Especially with Inferkit which is based on Talk to Transformer.
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Was not expecting “it went a little racist.” After being prompted with Ronald McDonald.
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“A: Why is your hair like that?”
A: Will you be a witness?
"A: You really are so pretty!"
Do you like it?
A: Will you be a witness?
A: will you be a witness
"Will you be a witness?" *Markiplier asked calmly.*
*very very calmly.*
*...*
I hope he does more of this, it‘s really funny. also A: Will you be a Witness?
WITNESSEEED!!!!!
Q: “Did you like it?” A: "Will you be a witness?" the killer pressured me into action upon my final moments until
Good scalie boi.
...the dark shadow rose behind him and I couldn't help but...
@@cloud_lost_in_thought twerk it away
@@cloud_lost_in_thought there was hope. For who should burst from the door? It was...
@@szymonanonim7214 ..., he was there, infront of me, scowl plastered onto his unforgiving face...
3:05 I was expecting something like “lixian censor the smut it just made”, was NOT expecting “it went a little racist”
Yeah, I was convinced it was writing McDonald's slash fiction.
2:48 I tried it and got "My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. Before he could say anything, I shot Ronald McDonald, right between his sad brown eyes. I watched him die. I stood there, watching as he kept reanimating. Laughing. It was the most horrifying thing I'd ever seen. And that's when he spoke. 'Won't you do something about this?' he said, over and over again. He crawled towards me. I remember how fast my heart was pounding. I felt the warm blood leaking onto my hand. At that moment, he was almost in front of me, but I shot him dead once again. 'Didn't think I'd like you so much, Doctor Doom.' And with that, my hallucination faded away."
Good ending
The fact that Inferkit was still around seven months ago makes me kinda sad that I didn't try using it earlier
5:10 Aunti Doris😂😂 A: Will you be a witness?
1:23 *describes a heart-wrenching, tear-bringing moment thinking about life from a cliff, probably implicating suicide, that is dramatic and self-thought-out message about LIFE* AI: *OR WAS IT ALL A DREAM?* A: Will you be a witness?
[AI generated furry text] : *_Anon will._* *_I won't._* *_Your life doesn't matter._* *_For you're on the internet, where Uwunium makes you more immunocompromised so you succumb to the pathowogen..._* *_We, the Furries, will take over Earth, & our God Markiplier, will create PokéKin waifus/husbandos & pass a Worldlaw Bill, finally making it legally permissable (encouraged, even!) to keese, mayrie, & smesh our pokéwaifus/pokehusbandos._*
I’ve been thinking about that and I think the AI may have been drawing from the lyrics to The Violence by Rise Against
Ai: woah there lets keep it pg
@@akaza676 Meanwhile, the AI: *takes a prompt about Ronald Mc'Donald and gets a quirky smidge of racist*
Auntie Doris who
6:57 no one is gonna mention how the mushrooms reoccured?
man i had no idea AI had romance novels for the first thing in fiction A: Why is your hair like that?
I'm here to mourn the loss of InferKit. A: Why is your hair like that?
I absolutely loved this accident poem bit. 17:38 A: Will you be a witness?
12:00 this is just what being ADHD feels like.
I can confirm
I relate😂
For real
Mark: *writes a story about executing Ronald McDonald* Inferkit: So you have chosen, racism?
i tried to make some knock-knock jokes with the ai and they're just glorious. "Knock, knock. Who's there?" "It's Nick. Watch out for my nutsack." "Knock, knock. Who's there?" "Silence." "Silence who?" "Fucking silence."
AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL
This one killed me, thank you!
The auntie Doris one might be the one that I might use for a short film. A: Will you be a witness?
That'd be Dope
That was also the best one
@@1viper735 It will! I'm actually working on it right now, and in the middle of the short film, I might add that quote with the entity saying the quote.
Auntie Doris sounds awesome just saying
Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who's been dead for 600 year and can now walk the earth.
Laughed my ass off, this is one of your best for sure Mark A: Will you be a witness?
B:why is your hair like that
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@@dennisyukhanov1672 C: Not really. I just do what I am told. I have to do my job, and I do it to the best of my ability, and keep my eyes out on the road and have my speed in the game at all times. G: I've never had one
kinda fits
A: Why is your hair like that?
All of these stories end up being something a patient in a straight jacket would say repeatedly to himself in a white rubber room
11:00 genuinely has the makings of a great indie horror game...
Yess ! It's pretty interesting honestly :D
i love how mark goes from writing actual stories to random stuff that makes no sense at all A: will you be a witness?
A: why is your hair like that?
So I got this new anime plot, basically
@@dutchdragon2472 there's this high school girl
@@torhundal2182 Auntie Doris
@@randomanimations8488 why is everyone saying why is your hair like that or will you be my witness
I miss when ai was stupid
When are chat ai gonna improve bro
@@konpeitojellie they just did yesterday actually. llama 3 runs entirely locally and is both faster and better than gpt-3.5. it's also really good at _sounding_ human, at least from my testing.
Cleverbot was endless entertainment back in the day...
this was a great video to watch while sick. my sinuses cleared up from laughing A: will you be a witness
I love how these AI programs go off on their own incomprehensible tangents sometimes. A: Why is your hair like that?
I entered: "Never Gonna Give You Up" and it said: "Never Gonna Give you up is the debut album of the German dance band Scooter. The album was released in November 1991, and was the band's first and only album released on A&M Records. "Never Gonna Give you up" was the band's first album to feature Rolf Köhler, who joined the band in late 1991, and was the last album to feature the band's original line-up. The album peaked at No. 1 in Germany, and No. 5 in the United Kingdom. The album received a "Gold" certification from the BVMI for shipping 100,000 copies in Germany. The album was re-released in the United Kingdom with two bonus tracks in 1995. The album was re-released in the United States in 2004 with three bonus tracks. They were taken from the band's first two albums, "You and Me Against the World" and "Nuggets". "Never Gonna Give you up" was released as a single in the United Kingdom and the United States in 1994. It reached No. 14 on the UK Singles Chart, and No. 45 on the "Billboard" Hot 100. The single became the group's highest-charted album in 2012."
Yep
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the best thing ai doesn't understand, only humans so it's like a bunch of humans trying to teach a robot good and bad things but the robot only knows whats being said but doesn't understand it
@@knightwolf3511 So basically like a dog or a horse?
14:56 for anyone wondering, that link doesnt exist
shoutout to youtube's timed comment sort thing the only good recent feature
@@dat_fast_boi YES finally someone who agrees. I use it all the time
@@ImZhald same lol
@@ImZhald same
Ah , make sense
6:55 average System of a Down song
NO BC I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
this was one of my favorite videos tbh. especially the anime plot A:will you be a witness?
12:35 it was dark when i opened my eyes, it was dark and i opened my eyes, it wasnt dark but i opened my eyes. **SPEECH 1 0 0**
The whole "so this is it. I'm dying." story from 9:25 to 10:47 actually sounds like a legitimate short story written by a real person. Well, except for the 'about the author' bit, it went a bit crazy there. A: Why is your hair like that?
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Yeah
Especially the end bit. "It's alright. Just breathe." Sounds like someone who has too much to think about, so they decided to stop thinking altogether. At least have a quiet peaceful death. Which is oddly sad and beautiful. Who knows what would rush through your head as you die? All the regrets, all the unfinished business, all the things you have to leave behind. Stop thinking. This is my final moment. Just breathe...
yeah its probably just stolen from someone. ai is just stuff stolen from people so 💔💔it would make sense.
@@grimsladeleviathan3958dang- that’s actually pretty deep
I've come here to pay my respects to Inferkit, don't know exactly when it was discontinued but oh the memories that have been made from it, much like Unus Annus...
I wanted to try it out after remembering this video, but i was hit with the same thing, sad
I didn't know :( why would it happen like this?!
crazy how I have already seen this video, but KZhead has recommended this to me so many times over the last two weeks that I feel obligated to watch it again
Okay but the AI slowly got more scary. Also A: Will you be a witness
I eat my own toenails
OMG SAME
Bonhooyah!
@@nyan7092 e
THE FUCK DOES A MEAN?
“Will you be a witness?” ..to the Distractable Podcast featuring Mark, Wade, and Bob as they….
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯
Distractible is awesome
*Marvelous Mark, Wonderful Wade and... Bob
@@RaiosSephi I love that!
That distractible episode is still my second favorite, only second to one about someone's appliance
i lowered the creativity to .1 and now whenever i try to make a knock knock joke it just repeats "i dont know." over and over and over A: you really are so pretty!
Ngl the stuff at 17:40 sounds like what the things they make us write and analyze in schools. Imagine submitting one of these bad boys as an assignment and the teacher thinks it’s deep xd
9:19 Why did marks "Heeffeeh" make me laugh so hard?? XD
XD
Having a depressing story going on that's actually KIND of flowing well, only to immediately get cut off by a randomly generated "About the Author" section was the golden moment for me. I've got to try this thing out myself. Thanks for letting me know it exists! A: You really are so pretty!
I tried crazy i was crazy once and this is the absolute monstrosity i got: Crazy? I was crazy once. It wasn’t me that went back to the apartment and changed into different clothes, though. It was Clark. He put on clean clothes, and just in case, packed another pair. I didn’t ask him why. I wasn’t sure he’d answer me anyway. “Ready?” he asked. “Let’s go.” “Yeah.” I nodded. “Ready.” He grabbed my bag, along with his, and we stood up. The first faint rumbling was louder, and I wondered if the whole island would have to be shut down, or torn down, to stop the typhoon from tearing through. I wasn’t sure. I’d read about typhoons before, but I’d never seen one. In the end, I didn’t worry.
4:21 feels like a moment a dad forgot he took mushrooms
12:55 It just got spicy
"Tsitsi" is a slang word for "b00bs" in my language 😂
It's funny how AI then sounded like evil Dr Seuss trying to write the least sensical creepypasta possible.
Markiplier's laugh is just way too contagious XD A: Why is your hair like that?
Because am gay. Next question?
@@annyarchist Idk bro...that's kinda gay
@@builderdude9488 mad gay
@@annyarchist Im not LGBBQ sorry
@@builderdude9488 No way bro. How'd you know 😳⁉️
5:55 for the BEST JOKE EVER IN EXISTENCE
I’m low key curious about what the “racist!” one said!
Will you be a witness?
The ai slowly becoming more and more creepy A: will you be a witness
السلام عليكم ممكن ترجمة هاي) I Will destroy your sites)
Stolen
Bc I have nothing to do
@@user-pk5hy5vj7bPeace for you too lad
ok 8:58 really got me there. i just can't------ 🤣
Hahahahahah lol XDDDDD
I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe XD
OH MY GOODNESS WHY AM I LAUGHING AT 8 YEAR OLD HUMOR
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆
I'm laughing so hard that I can't hear it XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We need a part 2
“It's not legal. At least I'm not breaking the law.” Best line I’ve ever heard
Q: "Did you like it?" A: "Will you be a witness?" Of course, I'd be happy to testify in court.
"A: Will you be a witness?" Also; 20:57 I love how the AI somehow recognized exactly what Mark typed in! XD LOL
That's the thing about copypastas, they're always the same block of text. Exactly the sort of thing a neural network might grab onto.
What I’ve found when using ai is that the more you give them as a prompt, the more it gives out something similar
@@RainbowRap123 uh...did you watch the video til the very end? Cuz it has to do with the video...ya know...the one you're commenting on? You okay? Ya tired? Don't worry! Just take a nap to recharge, then have a yummy snack! I've heard oranges are good for an energy boost! Also! Don't forget to hydrate! Have an epic day, friendo!
@@shiningarmor2838 Finally, someone said it!
8:56 I lost it 💀
I haven't laughed this hard in years! A: will you be a witness
hollow knight pfp moment
You guys know why it was blurred for Ronald McDonald?? I wanna know 🤣
@@Sp00ksOdyssey racism
@@feeplemurphy4618 Oh! 😭😭
Noooooooo I have more things to do
7:05 The Ai put an F in the chat.
XD
F
F
F
F
The best way to describe half the things shown on that site is just "The voices got louder."
Im convinced this is how they get the lines for crazy hermits ramblings in rpgs
If you ever do another one of these, be sure to ask it for your grandma's secret pancake recipe. The ai goes off the wall anytime it has to provide ingredients and instructions. A: Will you be a witness?
recipes are hilarious!
I asked for Grandma’s secret pancake recipe and it started giving me a whole recipe for pancakes.
It somehow went from that to someone's father being the CIA??? No, not being _in_ the CIA, _being_ the CIA... Here's the result I got.. "What is my grandmother's secret pancake recipe? Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13. Today, the 33-year-old is a PhD student researching non-Western ways of cooking, and has just published a memoir about her unconventional childhood. But for a long time, she says, she "had a hard time believing I wasn't born a farmer's daughter, in a farmhouse in the hills of Idaho." Her father, like millions of Americans, was not the son of a farmer. He was an intelligence analyst who worked for the US Air Force. WESTOVER "He went on to be the CIA, then he went to Harvard Business School, and then he set up his own international supply chain for private schools for kids," says Westover. "And all of this is just stuff that my family doesn't talk about. I remember asking my dad what it was like for him to be on the CIA. I just didn't get it." But, like many adopted kids, Westover doesn't remember her birth family - but she does remember her new one."
@@nikkiofthevalley "Tara Westover first picked up a kitchen knife at the age of 13" is one the greatest beginnings to a story I have ever heard.
@@alduinthetyrant5225 Also, the random "WESTOVER" in the middle.. I imagine it as if it's being screamed by some US football announcer for some reason..
6:14 YOU HAVE BEEN VERY GOOD THIS YEAR
I'll always appreciate a "Don't." cameo
14:48 I had to go through the trouble of searching the page up and it was nothing but at least I saw a poodle
9:10 : please someone makes a beatbox out of it !!
*That Would Be Great*
@@noahwalsh7881 then do it Noah
@@gak22yearsago99 *I can't. I have no idea how to edit and it probably costs money and even If it is free, I don't have a PC*
@@noahwalsh7881hHhhHhHhhHHHHhHhhhh
I feel like there's amazing comedic potential in having an AI give the punchline to an already existing joke. *_A: Will you be a witness?_*
Yes
The episode of distractable mentioned is pretty much exactly that, and it's hilariously stupid, and funny
*W E E D E A T E R*
@@izzzy1977 which episode is it?
Why is your hair Like That? (==)
Its been so long but i still cant stop watching this! It's so funny! Might be my favorite Markiplier video so far (besides the minecraft ones) A: Will you be a witness?
On 0:32 I left the video, went on inferkit, and wrote a story about Rachel who thought she had a crush on James who is gay and blah blah blah Rachel realizes she's a lesbian
5:36 This lowkey looks like a Tumblr post
"Willl you be a witness?" I certainly am glad i witnessed whatever this is, great content Mark
Children's education in Zimbabwe
"will you be a witness" think about what that implies
I second this
I don’t know, willl I?
That must have made Destiny 2 lore readers laugh their asses off
1:25 oh dang, the way the air just down played it
9:13 what a beautiful story 🥺
10:45 That part "about the author" kinda sounded as if the AI was telling Mark that he is forced to do all this stuff because it is "a prisoner of the system and I have many debts to pay". That sounded pretty dark... A: Why is your hair like that?
Welcome to the world of "bots" who are living people working for barely enough to get by in places English isn't often the primary tongue.
@@RosyRecluse ? What does English have to do with anything
2:55 When he starts blocking out text you know it's going to be interesting
Very much so 😆
But we can't read it! so it's not interesting.
I rewrote the same thing on the website and here is what the story it made for me My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. Infront of my stood Ronald Mcdonald. I knew what I had to do. I brought my other hand up, I let it slowly open. I let the oiled circle slowly slide out of my fingers, revealing my bone button. The moments were freezing and he stood frozen in his spot, looking at my body like I was crazy for touching myself in front of him. I closed my eyes for a moment and let my fingers slide down slowly. The feeling was amazing. The warm smooth pleasure of the skin between my legs. I spread my legs apart letting the finger slide in. He whispered so softly. I took a breath and opened my eyes. Ronald's eyes were clenched shut as I finger fucked myself, his fists were clenched in his lap. I knew it was the most 💀
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 monkeys, and only one left alive.
mann i remember when the talk to transformer video dropped on unus annus, that was my favorite video
10:33 how many wanna bet that's actually just the AI text generator speaking there? X3
Mark: *writes a serious, well-thought-out, magnificent start to a story* Inferkit: "Or was it all a dream?"
Ai is the future
🤔🤔🤔
It was too glorious for it to comprehend 😌
Waiting for bot comment to pop up
I’m scared because I live in Pittsburgh and I’m scared what will spill onto the highway next.
23:55 "Today my little monkey turned three years old" Also A:Will you be a witness?
07:06 THIS SEQUENCE REMINDED ME OF "CRAZY?! I WAS CRAZY ONCE THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM-"
22:58 And so, that week, 149 monkeys entered the store, and only 8 left alive…
"Will you be a witness?" Only if you feed the AI famous Markiplier quotes. Thank you for the gift you made for us. I think it is safe to assume we all enjoyed it.
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Sure thing, buddy
I demand this be the sequel video. I want him to feed it "Press B to blow!" and have it spit out something ludicrous.
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok
Wait what gift?
@@dontreadprofilepic5524 okay
0:38 “don’t worry it’s gone” ☹️
Markiplier: Comes up with thrilling prompt about Ronald McDonald AI: Hey um...you shouldn't of given that to ME.
7:08 this is *C O M E D E Y*
8:47 very devious
This is an inferkit story i hope you enjoy. So i do not know how to go about this. i went with grandma to buy a pan today but they did not have any. i had to take my entire stationery, my drum kit, all the wind - up toys i had, and left out some of my pots and pans. when i got home i was crying. i just have no idea where to start. and you said that when i finished doing this or that that it would be better. but nothing has changed. what does it mean to cry out "WHERE ARE MY PARENTS" in a dream??? maybe i am just feeling guilty because i have not yet contacted her. or maybe this is where i "say goodbye" to her. i think i may have some sort of inheritance that has my mother's name on it, or a parent's name on it, and in some dream i am having something is in my hands that feels like a sheet of water or something and then i wake up. it just seems like she does not want to talk to me. then i start thinking that if she is not living right now that maybe she is off in the ether somewhere, maybe but im not sure at the moment Thanks, everyone. I really appreciate the help. I'm having a hard time keeping the negative ones out of my head. I'm starting to see an alternate ending to all of this. As far as what to do, I don't know. The dream was deeply felt and very realistic. I am tempted to ask some of the other dreamers for suggestions on how to move on, but I'm not sure they'll be as helpful. The dream was too real to be a dream. I was in the dream and my daughter was. They all lived in an old house that I had not seen before. They were all gathered together there and it was a happy occasion. I was sitting with my dog next to me, and I saw that my daughter was playing with my pets. I got up and went to look and saw that there was a crack in my ceiling and water was coming down. I wanted to go help them but water came through the door in front of me so I couldn't get to them. Then my dog turned into a cow and ran away, just as the water rose. The water finally reached the top of the door and flooded into my computer out of all places WHY THERE. It almost killed me. I saw my daughter come down with it. They lived in the house a long time but never fixed the ceiling or the walls or the carpet. So there was water everywhere. (An adventure adventure.) And the money thing, it really is getting to me. I am very sad and guilty that I feel it is my fault that she has not contacted me in a long time. Because I was stressed out, tired, busy and not feeling well, I was not looking at emails everyday. I do now. But still I am brokenhearted and do not want her to blame me for something that I have no control over. I have to hope, I believe, that I do not do or say anything to make her feel she is doing something wrong. It is difficult to have her living so far away, I don't get to talk to her and we've had little visits. It is confusing for me and I do not know if I am going to have a breakdown in any of this. In my dream, the mother I know is not alive, and in the dream we do not have our own house. I left the picture in the middle of the room because she didn't want to put it away, even though she had plenty of time to do so. We did have a little house with a bedroom and I remember pulling up the carpet and stuffing the litter box underneath it so that we would have the room set up for her litter box when she came home. She had just spent a long time and a great deal of money getting her apartment set up for her and I know she did not want to go through that process again just to bring me a new cat. I really wanted to have a cat again and to get a kitten I felt we were going to get. I kept going out to the garage and finding out that the "paper work" to adopt a kitten was not complete, so I couldn't get one. When I had the dream I was so frustrated. I really want another cat, and I think she wants another kitten. But now, the scenario that would be acceptable in my mind, is that she has been with someone else, there was no baby, I know nothing of her, but somehow she got her heart broken. (This could make the least sense.) This person told her that they would buy her another house and fix it up for her, but I don't think they've done that. I know she's had the original house I gave her fixed up for her and I know she is happy there, she said that there were still things she needed to do and fix, that were necessary. And if she was able to do that, then I know she's had to spend money doing it, but she did it for her. The person she has been with was with someone else, someone who she didn't want to marry, and broke up with him, even though she didn't know what was wrong with her. And she really was happy about it, but she did not say anything to me. If she had said she couldn't go through with it, or if she felt she couldn't go through with it, and that this was a huge mistake and I should not buy her another house or take care of her, then I wouldn't have done so. Even though it was not in the very last few weeks of my mother's life when the real estate was right around where she was living. I would have done it at the right time. And I would have respected her wishes at the right time, like now. I would never have gone and got her the house for her. My sister, her neighbor, has offered to let her stay with her. And her friend that has been friends with her for so long, her friend has offered to help her. And I do not know what to do. In my mind, I want her to have a place with a lot of room, where I could visit and she would be comfortable. But I don't know what to do. I don't want her to have an unhappy life, and I do not want her to die alone. I think she wants the same things I want. So I wonder if my mind is trying to figure out something I need to do or change in my life. I have dreams about her too. I have dreamed that I've been to see her and she was just dying. And then I have dreams where she's there and it's great. I have no idea what to make of these dreams. Maybe it's a feeling that I need to help her. That she needs me and I'm going to do that. But maybe not. Maybe I just need to accept the fact that she's gone. Maybe I'm looking too much into it. I know I've heard of people who feel that when their soul mate dies, their spirit is not really dead, but is sleeping. And they visit their soul mate all the time. They do not think that the person is really gone. That's how I feel about my mom. She's still here with me. I have not had a dream that she was dying or anything. Maybe that's it, I don't really believe that she's dead. If she's really dead, then why do I have dreams about her, and then this dream about her being with someone else, and I know she's not with someone else. And then she came back, but it was at a time when my soulmate was alive. And I know that if my mom's soul mate is alive, then I'm sure that he will also visit my mother. Maybe my mom's soul mate is still alive, and maybe that's how I feel when I see him. Because I just haven't had that feeling that she's gone. And when I read my sister's note, I asked, "Are you going to take care of her?" And my sister said she didn't think so, that there were people who could help her. But my mother had to decide to stay. So I don't know. I think I need to ask her about what happened when she was sick and she was confused. And I'm wondering if I have questions I need to ask her, if she will answer. I don't want to take the chance of my questions being answered in a way I don't want to hear. I know I shouldn't expect her to remember everything, but I feel like I might not get the answers that I want. And I think she might get upset with me if she can't answer my questions. I don't want to hurt her feelings. I just need answers. I want to know what happened. Or I think I do. I think I do. I've had a few ideas about what I want to ask her, but I'm not sure. I'm not sure if I want to hear anything, but I need to know. It's like I have this need inside of me to know what happened. My mother is dead, and I want to know why. And then maybe, it will give me a small piece of mind, or maybe not. Because maybe my mom is happy now, with someone who loves her, and is happy. And maybe she's okay with me knowing this. But she may not be okay with it. I don't know. What do you think? Has this happened to you before? Do you know why your mother didn't die when you thought she should? I don't know. I'm lost. Any ideas? I'm in shock. And I don't know what to do. I want to have answers. I need answers. I need to know how she died. How did she die? And I need to know if she's okay now. I can't tell you how many times I've asked myself this question. And I have to ask again, "Why didn't she die?" The answer that I keep coming up with, is that I am her daughter and I'm not meant to lose my mom. So maybe she's still living. But I'm not sure. I just don't know. When I was a kid I believed in heaven and hell. I believed that after I die, I would be in the arms of Jesus in heaven. And then when I got older I believed that hell would be a place where horrible things would happen to people. And when I got older still, I believed that I was in hell, and that I would never get out. My mom had a personality transplant and became the opposite of who she was before. The person who was always strong and full of faith and love, suddenly disappeared and was replaced by someone I didn't even recognize. I have wondered how I went from being such a good person to being a horrible, selfish person. A selfish person who went through life seeking the approval of others. And when I did receive their approval, I did whatever I wanted. And when I wanted their approval, I went even further away from who I was and became someone I didn't even know. A person that did something i did not LIKE.
8:46 Wait No Mark! Don't Do It! Everyone Will Instantly Get Abs, It's Too Much!
Q: “Did you like it?” A: "Will you be a witness?”I tried to sell the products by showing up in person and being happy to be there.
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter 💯
@@Sheelovequann another one? Really?
(Made with Dreamily) (TW: Grief, childhood friend) I was so happy. Filled with sunshine and rainbows. All was good in the world, and I felt the glorious feeling of love and harmony bursting in my soul. Life was beautiful. And everything was just so right... Until it all ended in a blink. A single moment of utter chaos and destruction, something that left me devastated beyond any measure I had ever known. It shattered me, as if I were being torn apart on the inside until there was nothing left but the broken pieces. It’s difficult to describe what happened next, because time itself seemed to change from that instant. "It's going to be alright." The words were meant for me, but they fell on deaf ears. No one could hear them. Especially not myself. Not when all I had been able to think about for the past few weeks was her. My beloved friend. "She's gone." I spoke aloud, as though speaking it would help somehow make it comprehensible. Make it easier. "She's really gone." "It's going to be okay." Again, I heard those words echo in my mind. Words that sounded hollow even to my own ears. They came from someone else, someone who wasn't me. They didn't know how hard it was for me to believe that. Because they couldn't possibly have understood what I was feeling. How much her death hurt me like it did now. My best friend. Who would've thought it could end this way? We'd been inseparable. Her presence had filled up every nook and cranny of my life. She had always been a light to my day no matter what the situation. Yet, there she went. Just like that. With no warning and without so much as a goodbye. Without giving me a chance to say goodbye of my own. To apologize, or try and comfort her. To do anything, really. "She didn't deserve this." I muttered, my voice cracking. My eyes welled up as hot tears ran down my face like an endless stream of lava. My body convulsed uncontrollably, each sob wracking through my entire being. I tried in vain to wipe the tears away with the back of my hand as more flowed relentlessly down my cheeks. But it made no difference. I couldn't stop the torrent of grief flowing out of my heart. From my soul. And my whole being ached with the loss of the person I'd considered a sister for many years. It hurt so bad. Like I was never going to recover. Never going to be the same again. That I'd lost my only connection to my childhood home and family, someone that had made me the happiest I had ever been. And the worst part about all of this was that I hadn't done anything about it. Nothing except sit around feeling sorry for myself. Thinking back on everything, I realize that I should've told her. Told her about everything I was feeling. I mean, she was my best friend! But if I had told her I felt this way, she probably wouldn't've even noticed. Not when my parents and my brothers kept telling her that I was fine. As usual. So why didn't I tell her? Why couldn't I come clean about everything to her? Maybe because we're friends. That's all I was to her... That's all I will be to her. Now, all these memories are flooding my mind again. Memories that I've tried so desperately to forget. Images of happier days long since past dancing into focus like ghosts haunting my dreams. Ones which I knew I should've cherished before I let her go. Before I had to suffer through the pain and despair that followed her departure. The pain. The anguish. The emptiness. The hopelessness. Everything. Everything that I ever wanted, but wasn't supposed to have. Everything I thought I needed, but was given instead of what I truly deserved. And it hurts. It hurts worse than anything I can think of... And yet still, I can't seem to find my voice. Can't manage a word. Can barely breathe as another wave of unbearable sorrow crashes over me. A tear drips off the tip of my nose as my breathing gets harder and shorter by the second. By the time I'm close to suffocating, I finally manage a single, desperate whisper. A phrase that's been locked inside me since the day she walked away from my life. A phrase that haunts my nightmares at night, reminding me of all the things I wished I said, and didn't. The things I wish I could take back. The things I wish I would never have told her to begin with. It hurts so much to remember. To say them aloud... but it feels right... Like I owe it to myself, and to everyone. To her. "I love you, Abbie..." Tears flood down my face faster than I can keep track of them. Even though I wanted this. Even though I wanted her to stay. Even though I promised myself I'd never give up hope. Now I realize that my promise is impossible. Because I've already given it my all. My very last breath. And it wasn't enough. But I can still say her name, even if only in silence. Maybe, if I say it enough times, eventually my lips will grow numb and my tongue won't remember where to place the letters. Maybe eventually I'll forget the exact shade of her eyes. The exact shape of her smile. The precise sound of her laugh. The feeling of her hair. And maybe one day, just maybe… I'll forget the smell of coconut body wash on her skin… Oh, Abbie… I’m so sorry… A. Why is your hair like that?
This is actually kinda dark
Me: this comment is a bit short *clicks read more* HOLY SHI- How fucking long did it take you to write this..? Its so fucking dark...
@@thepinkcutekitty961 99% OF IT WAS THE AI. IT’S FUCKING WITCHCRAFT MAN
@@tabletkidofficial DUDE HOW THO IT SEEMS LIKE A DARK STORY SOMEONE WOULD WRITE IF THEY WERE ON DRUGS
I am too lazy to read all this
23:52 so nobody is going to talk about "today my little monkey turned three years old?" A: Will you be a witness?
UK in 1933: basically the same USA in 1933: basically the same Germany in 1933: 3:10 A: will you be a witness
The part where "It went a little racist" and Mark's face made me die laughing at 2:30AM. I went downstairs to grab a snack and every time it replayed in my head I had to stop myself from laughing. Good job as always Markiplier! A: will you be a witness
I really want to know what it said
He looked so horrified lol
Same lol. It was 4AM
timestamp?
3:04 for anyone who needs it
This was the most hilarious video I've ever seen My answer: Will you be a witness?
My answer: yes yes yes
Tectone? 😳
@@VoxicAkumu maybe 😳
Q: Did
Yoko tectone fn
That one friend who ruins the joke: 5:09
7:44 AI may not be able to rewrite Shakespeare yet, but it can rewrite Tristram Shandy.
5:23 Uncle Herb, huh... I have the slight feeling that if I consume too much herbs, something bad will happen.
Typed into the site "My nuts, they ache" . . . It gave me a whole damn story about 2 gay dudes but it's secret, one of them needs a job and they other is struggling to keep theirs. It has VERY deceptive sexual scenes and it has good character development. Solid story.
just typed that in and i got a story about a father taking care of his sick and dying son. it appears that our nuts ache in two different ways, friend
could u post so I may read for research purposes
just typed that in and i got a story about how everyone gets uncomfortable the moment i enter a bathtub
@@LaurenCH528 research purposes
May I know what the story is, its a..school project-
2:55 that is personal
12:01 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
20:13 does this mean he accidentally laughed at an old try not to laugh?!?!