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I love how mark decides to kill himself rather than the other four people, not because he would sacrifice himself to save others, but because his pride tells him, “I bet you can take a trolley.”
@Fatty-Biscuits Жыл бұрын
Not his pride, his masochim
@MrTrolltle Жыл бұрын
no hes just a masochist
@ellabrooke1110 Жыл бұрын
He likes to dance to the Masochism Tango
@MoxxieIsBestBoi Жыл бұрын
You mean 5?
@mysterynotch9098 Жыл бұрын
He thinks he can survive. Getting a train ran on him
@kimbleryan7150 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but none of these will ever top “Babe come over” “I can’t I’m having a moral dilemma” “My family isn’t home” “I know”
@JasperCasper24 Жыл бұрын
oh my god lmaoo
@oceanareuherrera2610 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@heddja Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@thegod_kirx5559 Жыл бұрын
In Ethen's voice
@yuukimakoto1386 Жыл бұрын
That and "your dick is stuck in the track" were some of my favourite Unus Annus reactions
@CannedWolfMeat Жыл бұрын
3:14 "I'm not a masochist. I bet I can take a trolley" - Markiplier, 2022
@georgevoknerech228 Жыл бұрын
1.5k likes and no replies? Let me fix that
@wae3b7159 ай бұрын
@@wae3b715 cant fix what isnt broken
@lemoniphobia9 ай бұрын
😂
@KrakenAustralia4 ай бұрын
(8)
@geekzombie87953 ай бұрын
I mean, if his insides get in the trolley maybe he can stop the trolley ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas2 ай бұрын
mark- saves robots for the "sake of humanity" also mark- sends train into future to kill 5 people "that's a future problem" plays on both teams I see
@Venomnaut Жыл бұрын
He's helping the robots in their future war for independence.
@affsteak3530 Жыл бұрын
@@affsteak3530 robots can’t have emotions sooo why the f would they care for independence they would probably just want power
@chaoticoofhead9543 Жыл бұрын
I mean to be fair, Five people today is more tham Five people Tomorrow
@Sarah124713 ай бұрын
Also, 5 people today would probably mean a more than 5 increase of people in the future
@contentcorsairАй бұрын
2:42 "Ethan is resting peacefully on the trails but Mark WANTS to be hit by the trolley, not because he is a masochist, but because he wants to see if his body can take it."
@May-ii7sl Жыл бұрын
Just let ethan rest.
@sleepysaff2 Жыл бұрын
It will all be okay
@sleepysaff2 Жыл бұрын
Mark can take a train. He watched Thomas the Train. He's a train expert.
@elizabeth5561 Жыл бұрын
My name is Ethan:c
@ShrekAndStuff Жыл бұрын
lmFAO hahaha
@enriquesuarez7113 Жыл бұрын
i love how mark always says "im not a masochist" as a defense for everything.
@thesiliconeduck5485 Жыл бұрын
Yeaaa "I'm not a masochists but I think I can handle a trolly"
@Ghostlycatgirl Жыл бұрын
I imagine he thinks he can clinch his cheeks, get hit, and call it a day
@itzinzaynn6294 Жыл бұрын
Jump in front of
@tinylollipop9542 Жыл бұрын
It
@tinylollipop9542 Жыл бұрын
Why is it that I can see an Avengers edit in my head of Mark grinning to Cap before turning around and just blocking the shit out of a Leviathan while screaming "I'M NOT A MASOCHIST I SWEARRRRRRR!" As the Leviathan just crumbles before him.🤣
@reignpowerrandamody9460 Жыл бұрын
8:10 i feel like right before they died happy the clones would let out one last syncronised "HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKI-" splat
@tommysquid5500 Жыл бұрын
“GOODBYE EVERYBODY I WAS MARKIPLIER”
@z6847 Жыл бұрын
"FAIR IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIR"
@rekyu3d54111 ай бұрын
@@z6847 the best possible last words in that situation.
@--CHARLIE--9 ай бұрын
Clones: "NO NO WHAT ARE Y- WHAT ARE DOING AGH NOO" original mark who pulled the lever: "It was a miss input MISS INPUT CALM DOWN!"
@zewzit9 ай бұрын
For the trolly problem at the end, I feel like it’s mark saying “don’t pull it, we can take it” and bob and wade going “PULL THE LEVER, WE CANT!!!”
@danielbolden1538 Жыл бұрын
And Chica has no idea what's going on, as usual... I'm gonna pull it.
@oddcrafter1270 Жыл бұрын
Trolly Problem: “Mark, would you let yourself be run over by a trolley-“ Mark: “YES” Trolly Problem: “…uh…to save 5 people…?” Mark: “Oh! Yes…of course…to…save them…right…”
@jasonbarrette4980 Жыл бұрын
Yeah… to save them… why else…?😰
@PhineasFerb001 Жыл бұрын
@@PhineasFerb001 TO TEST HIS LIMITS
@nikothewolf344 Жыл бұрын
definitely not a masochist
@gzs1595 Жыл бұрын
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC I have fallen for this once before, and I have learned from my mistakes.
@battle_builder Жыл бұрын
More proof of his masochism of which he claims to not have in this same video
@grass_enjoyer Жыл бұрын
mark: "im not a masochist" also mark: "they are my clones this is what they would want"
@schunga098 Жыл бұрын
💀
@samkavanagh9165 Жыл бұрын
he doesnt get sexual pleasure from pain therefore hes not a masochist
@CICellDirectorCairmann Жыл бұрын
@@CICellDirectorCairmann shh don't ruin it
@Maxthebee__ Жыл бұрын
@@CICellDirectorCairmann ye thats what you think
@schunga098 Жыл бұрын
Do we have a compilation of Mark trying to deny that he's a masochist yet?
@GBArkais Жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm not masochist" Also Mark: "I wonder if I could survive a trolley running me over."
@brander7453 Жыл бұрын
3:05 the fact you can see him seriously thinking whether he could take a trolley is worrysome
@kissgergo5202 Жыл бұрын
Mark: *"I'm not a masochist"* Also Mark: *"Well they're my clone so they'd want to be run over"*
@rowangothic Жыл бұрын
you good
@cr1t1c4lR3flex Жыл бұрын
@Kavetion we dont care
@5ivecats836 Жыл бұрын
@Kavetion you aint.
@Mydadgotmilkuwu Жыл бұрын
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm not a masochist!" Also Mark to a bunch of himself: "They would want this"
@quietarsonist5997 Жыл бұрын
My name..
@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 Жыл бұрын
Here's an actual reply because you got bots. Also your comment is funny.
@matthewtrujillo7228 Жыл бұрын
@@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 ok i wont
@yeetlebeetle2060 Жыл бұрын
@Kavetion You never were, you hopeless bot.
@woof_irl4738 Жыл бұрын
2:45 sure Mark
@dhukk1927 Жыл бұрын
What we learned: *Never* put your life in Mark's dangerous little hands.
@thehappiestbowlofcereal6605 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite meme variations was one where the trolley is on one track and constantly running over people and it said "You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley service, causing the company to lose profits!" My other favorite version was on titled "2020 version" and it also had the trolley on one track constantly running over people but you have no lever and it just says "You can only watch"
@Sb129 Жыл бұрын
Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also mark: *Wants to see if his body can't take being run over by a big ass trolley*
@Indigo8899 Жыл бұрын
E
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
Me: yeah, we know that🤣🤣
@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 Жыл бұрын
"Why would you sacrifice yourself ? _It's not a sacrifice if I can *take it* !"
@thibautisserant Жыл бұрын
@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ uhh, you forgot the part where the bot is supposed to be at least somewhat subtle.
@DissedRedEngie Жыл бұрын
Masochist
@loading...6969 Жыл бұрын
The concept of 5 identical Marks having a masochism fight as a train barrels towards them is so funny
@krisdoesart9643 Жыл бұрын
_They want to know if they can take it_
@onebilliontacos3405 Жыл бұрын
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ i snorted jesus' ashes
@DocKorbeno Жыл бұрын
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ yo mama
@acorn_acrom Жыл бұрын
@@acorn_acrom who tf is steave jobs
@mihailmilev9909 Жыл бұрын
do you watch ludwig?
@PVempati Жыл бұрын
I'm not a masochist, says Markiplier, lying as easily as he breathed
@TheCool_Guy23 Жыл бұрын
I love the trolley problem scenarios. I almost majored in psychology and this difference in how people think, react, and rationalize is just so interesting.
@MariaTex3 Жыл бұрын
Mark: I'm not a masochist Also Mark: *YES, LET US SEE IF I CAN WITHSTAND BEING RUN OVER BY A TROLLEY*
@salahudeenarunkumar4283 Жыл бұрын
Cringe + anime pfp + ratio
@MILF_enjoyer Жыл бұрын
The amount of times he's said that and proved himself wrong is hilarious
@star_deaths3109 Жыл бұрын
@@MILF_enjoyer Failed ratio
@vibedude9183 Жыл бұрын
@@MILF_enjoyer typical dog user
@antek9095 Жыл бұрын
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ My guy this is a video about weird trolley problems, please go do that in a Christian-related video.
@PoisonedBerryAddict Жыл бұрын
Mark: “I’m not a bad guy” Also Mark: I like the way they scream
@agrxsfn3873 Жыл бұрын
I hope these bots are the ones on the track.
@shadowlion0131 Жыл бұрын
@@shadowlion0131 me too bro
@mysticman331 Жыл бұрын
But he also doesn't 💀
@a51ez Жыл бұрын
Mark: I’m not a masochist Mark: I want to know what my body can take Mark: not a sadist Mark: I like the way they’re screaming
@zandiarabans1822 Жыл бұрын
5:24 Mark does assisted suicide
@tailstube417111 ай бұрын
The very end one… that Mark has presented us with…it is unsolvable. Truly a work of a philosophical genius.
@TinySofa-jz9lx Жыл бұрын
Mark: "I want to see what my body can ta- *I'm not a masochist."* Never change, Mark. Never change.
@jedi_cat_l4976 Жыл бұрын
408 like and no comments.. I'm the first!
@melting5883 Жыл бұрын
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын
Yay! I was the 1000th upvote on this comment! What do I win? What do I win?? 🥳🤩
@matronator Жыл бұрын
Also Mark's clones: "Let me take it!" "No, let _me_ take it!" "No! Let *me* take it!"
@cerulity32k Жыл бұрын
I love how mark is visiting old *[Redacted]* ideas… it’s a weird sense of nostalgia
@datdragonboi9354 Жыл бұрын
Read my name
@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 Жыл бұрын
E
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree. It’s really cool how it’s like that!
@mooncaker Жыл бұрын
Bro all these bots 💀
@nobody_move Жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@isaacpascoe Жыл бұрын
I'm glad every now and then we get reminders of how Mark is NOT a masochist
@juliacornejo7802 Жыл бұрын
I love mark struggling to remember what the quote is🤣 It's "needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"
@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 Жыл бұрын
Mark: “I’m not a masochist” Also Mark: “ i bet i could take a train, i bet i could take a trolley”
@@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 ok, if you really dont want me to i guess i wont
@sawyermorrow8719 Жыл бұрын
@@sawyermorrow8719 Well the reason they say that is to get attention from people like you who deny them, so uh...
@nikothewolf344 Жыл бұрын
Goddamn this reply section is a nightmare and a half
@blacknight9471 Жыл бұрын
Mark: "Needs of the many vs. the needs of the few!" Best friend: "Halp" Mark: "Well the other people obviously wanted to die"
@Elizabeth-kv7lg Жыл бұрын
I was looking at his first cousin thinking that exact thing lol
@TheHoaxReality Жыл бұрын
What if there is 1 billion strangers on the other track? Would you cause a genocide or do you think the train would stop after hitting the first few?
@eklhaft4531 Жыл бұрын
@@eklhaft4531 Thats not a genocide. Do you even know what genocide is? It's not just killing a bunch of people.
@lepperkin Жыл бұрын
@@lepperkin ok a mass murder. Just didn't know what to call it on this scale. You can imagine they are all of the same nationality.
@eklhaft4531 Жыл бұрын
5:41 that trolley became a Formula 1 car.
@khanw1005 ай бұрын
2:55 as the train derail, it fall and in turn kill everyone, good thinking Mark, testing your own capacity and fullfil the other people dream of not feeling guilty.
@Mutualititve Жыл бұрын
I love how Mark’s reasoning wasn’t ‘I’ll sacrifice myself to save the other people’, but rather ‘I could take a trolley’ Not a masochist indeed
@stevieisinband5340 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, "I'm able to endure it without dying and they're not" is a perfectly valid reasoning even without getting masochism involved. I can actually imagine that as a movie hero quote. "I'm not a masochist. But in this situation... pain is a much smaller price than death!"
@ehx3419 Жыл бұрын
"I'm not a masochist!" *Proceeds to think about getting run over by a trolley in the most painful way possible*
@Tyvian135 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile a trolley is a shopping cart 😂 Can stop it with your bare hands easily. Just great being a non-American. And yes... the video should be renamed "Absurd Tram Problems"
@nekotranslates Жыл бұрын
@@nekotranslates It can be called "trolley", we have trolleys here. And plus, what's the difference between not American and American?
@CtrlAltBacks Жыл бұрын
6:13 me playing this game on that level: JOKES ON YOU, I DONT HAVE A BEST FRIEND!!!
@maxorsum11 ай бұрын
I love how Mark's ethics resemble Immanuel Kant's teachings so much it's uncanny.
@Dantido11 ай бұрын
I'm not big on philosophy, what are Kant's teachings like?
@ThatFoxxoLeo4 ай бұрын
@@ThatFoxxoLeoFrom my understanding, Kant's teachings are based on imperatives based on the "duty", a senseless (a priori) faculty shared by every rational being. In your typical trolley problem of 3 lives vs 1 life, with the train defaulting to the path of 3 lives at first, Kant would say it's immoral to pull the lever as killing is an immoral act based on one of the imperatives of duty ("YOU MAY NOT TREAT OTHERS EXCLUSIVELY AS TOOLS, BUT RATHER AS PURPOSE (aka people with dignity)" and you can't change faith to kill one life as that would make you a killer. It's the opposite of utilitarian ethics, that base morality on what gives the most good or the least bad. Utilitarians would pull the lever as it would mean less people killed. Kant, on the other hand, thinks cuantifying human lives to say if something is moral is absurd since the life of the people is invaluable as they have DIGNITY. The best course of action for Kant is to let faith run its course. Keep in mind I'm a bit rusty with my philosophy studies on ethics so take this with a grain of salt. _PD : I just rewatched the vid and I should specify that I meant the evolution of Markiplier's choices. I didn't remember what Mark picked on the first problem..._ PD-2 : I've recently went over kantian ethics and I've fixed all of the rusty stuff. It should be much clearer now. Basically, Kant thinks there's a faculty in every rational being called "the duty", and that is the basis of what's moral and what isn't. You don't ask what's good, but rather how to act good, how to act according to duty. Duty is formulated on categorical imperatives that are the objective law that applies to every rational being. The two (there's another one but I didn't study it) categorical imperatives Kant proposes are, in layman's terms : - "People have dignity, so treat them as such". - "Only do acts that you would see yourself liking in a hypothetical world where everyone does those acts (as in, don't lie since you wouldn't like a world of liars)" This was revolutionary at the time since ethics used to base around the searching of happiness and materialism. Aristotle especially just saw something that made the collective of the State happy as the true morality, when in reality that definition can be deformed to hell and back. Anyways, hope I cleared some smoke, and thanks for reading. Have a nice day.
@Dantido4 ай бұрын
@@ThatFoxxoLeoHey there, dude, not sure if you can see this, but I've editted the comment explaining Kant's ethics since I went over his stuff again and I realized just how rusty I really was. I hope it's helpful to you now. Take care.
@Dantido2 ай бұрын
When Mark said “I’m not a bad guy” it gives off the same vibe whenever he says he’s not a masochist.
Sean was streaming earlier and he was talking about how when you’re a kid you learn stuff by reaction. Like touching a hot stove to learn how hot it is. He was like “you know, you just touch it to see how much you can take. Oh god, I sound like Mark right now”
@jrackon3876 Жыл бұрын
was that today?
@ThisandThats Жыл бұрын
@@ThisandThats yep
@blissfulthoughts6020 Жыл бұрын
@Kavetion u happy u got that out dude? lol
@KxmpleteKxllapse Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@raspberrytaegi Жыл бұрын
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Will do! Thanks for the warning!
@poppythemerpasaur Жыл бұрын
0:17 I would pull the lever to wave to all the people.
@madmarcus17098 ай бұрын
For me, the fact that the rich guy tried to bribe me would have sealed his fate. I would have been trying to figure out a way to save both of them if possible otherwise. In short: "How *dare* you think you can bribe me to kill!" -Leaves them to their fate.-
@takatacheroki2624 Жыл бұрын
Right?
@dylantaylor5829 Жыл бұрын
I woulda left him to his fate the moment I realized he was rich
@TheCool_Guy23 Жыл бұрын
Well it interesing but i pulled on the bélief that the rich man didnt wanted to kill him the other man or maybe he wasnt even aware thar there were an man on another track For me he just asked me to save him Beside im pretty sûre that if the man had more than 500 $ , he probably do an similar offer than the rich man
@mickaelrocher8121 Жыл бұрын
@@TheCool_Guy23what is the problem with rich people
@mrhubert14629 ай бұрын
@@mrhubert1462They hoard wealth using regulatory capture and prevent societal progress.
@gljames245 ай бұрын
i can only imagine how insane mark looks when he's "talking to lixian" pre-edit
@maxzura Жыл бұрын
Anyone that "talks" to themselves.
@BlackMoonHowls Жыл бұрын
@Kavetion congratulations, I imagine that must make you happy
@goose1114 Жыл бұрын
@Kavetion no your not :)
@arconisthewolf4430 Жыл бұрын
sometimes he streams while recording, it's a bit awkward but it's not that bad
@geekjokes8458 Жыл бұрын
can we have just one video where lixian ignores all his requests and doesn’t animate himself in 😭
@kp.skiiiiii Жыл бұрын
The confidence in his ability to take getting ran over by a trolley is astounding.
@brynt.miller Жыл бұрын
i just wanna see if i can take it😇
@ovxrcxsts Жыл бұрын
4:13 kill the rich guy and steal all his Money
@albertinstan5090 Жыл бұрын
Money poisons people as some will say
@matthewboire6843 Жыл бұрын
Smart
@matthewboire6843 Жыл бұрын
10:25 heHaHEa yoU GoT pRanKEd
@BobyAndKimo Жыл бұрын
Regarding the sentient robot one, they'll remember Mark saved 5 of their brethren and during the robot uprising they'll keep Mark around. Clearly he's playing the smart game here, lads.
@ntpgmr Жыл бұрын
Didn't think of it like that
@ghoulknight5726 Жыл бұрын
Rokkos Basilisk
@egggge4752 Жыл бұрын
thats what im sayinggg
@sugarcubeswirly Жыл бұрын
@@thatchicksebby but every human is different, and robots could be nearly identical in nature
@commanderdemonno9819 Жыл бұрын
Since the robots are sentient I value them to be alive like humans on top of the massive advancements keeping them around would allow.
@collectiusindefinitus6935 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is still: "You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley and the company will lose money, There are protesters on the track demanding the trolley keep going and will attack you if you stop it"
@PantherCat64 Жыл бұрын
found a second favorite while looking for the one I mentioned: "You solved the trolley problem. You killed the person responsible for tying people to trolley tracks. It's finally over."
@PantherCat64 Жыл бұрын
@@PantherCat64 alternative trolley problem solution: break the trolley with the lever. no more trolley
@yeetionary Жыл бұрын
Kill the protestors. Always kill protestors
@R9naldo Жыл бұрын
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын
9:18 i agree with mark because if the robots are sentient then they have feelings it could be something like Detroit become human the androids start to become sentient and more human.
@Seth-The-Dragon Жыл бұрын
I know right. I feel bad for robots in the future who will be considered nonpersons even if they were identical to humans in terms of sapience.
@gljames245 ай бұрын
Good point i agree, but terrible example xd, the robots that gained sentience, the situation the were in, and the way they got it in detroit become human is like the most unlikely scenario on how IA with coincience would be developed. But yeah, a TRUE sentient robot should be treated as any human in regards of how valuable its life is
@tomasespitia34275 ай бұрын
9:20 "sentient robots" meaning they have the ability to respond to stimuli, not "sapient", being able to have complex thought and consciousness.
@shykowski Жыл бұрын
"They're on the way out anyway." Perhaps Mark isn't a masochist, but this video definitely shows he's a sadist.
@InceptDev001 Жыл бұрын
Also Mark : Lives of the many, over lives of the few
@johnathynraymond1049 Жыл бұрын
@@johnathynraymond1049 but if you think about it, that baby will eventually make more thus making more people.
@thehawk8173 Жыл бұрын
Also mark: "I like the way they're screaming"
@insertname717 Жыл бұрын
The choice actually makes sense though
@amazingjames1979 Жыл бұрын
Sadomasochist, the full package
@oujimandias6485 Жыл бұрын
Mark: These are my clones right? I mean this is what they'd want, right?! Me: Cause your totally NOT a masochist, right Mark?
@j2terminator Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@katlinlinkat7620 Жыл бұрын
But since he is also his clones and the only one with actual choice he’d let the trolley run him over instead
@vincentnnoli8193 Жыл бұрын
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok
@pizzaboy8834 Жыл бұрын
4:51 nice transition into weedwacker/chainsaw idle noise.
@gerarddip Жыл бұрын
6:25 jokes on you I don't have any friends
@eclipse4956 Жыл бұрын
Mark: “It’s just money” Mark no more than 2 minutes later: *”What’s your offer, h m ?”*
@AGuyFromCA Жыл бұрын
But he still run over richer one
@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 Жыл бұрын
@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 And either way he kills one person.
@mc_wolfy1 Жыл бұрын
@@mc_wolfy1 ?? yeah because there's literally just two options
@ingegaugerlarranaga4210 Жыл бұрын
For me, I destroyed my savings, but took the bribe. I don't have enough to be worth the lives of five people. Buuuut... if I'm faced with a situation where no matter what, I'll see one stranger die? Changing which one it is might be worth half a million, lol
@WHYvernmaster Жыл бұрын
@@WHYvernmaster but you will have bloody hands
@jakub7777 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Mark would stand in front of a trolley to “test the limits of his body.”
@bunnylegion3969 Жыл бұрын
We have Trollies, but they run for an hour every Tuesday. Don't ask why I do not know. City Officials problems.
@BlackMoonHowls Жыл бұрын
7:30 The correct answer is do a double track drift
@ufuvuvkgivihk2734 Жыл бұрын
9:55 there’s a problem with the logic here, if the trolley is no longer active, then the people who wrote on it and kept it in business will now need to have a different form of transportation, and will likely use cars, this is even worse for the environment and will cause even more deaths by CO2 emissions lmao 😂
@CherryBlossom-mh6vv Жыл бұрын
Mark: “I’m not a masochist.” Everyone who watch him play Sucker For Love: “Pretty sure you are.”
@zenormcclure9071 Жыл бұрын
most original markiplier fans
@kakyoindonut3213 Жыл бұрын
"I'm not a masochist." Guys, I think Mark might be in denial.
@wd3185 Жыл бұрын
You *think*?
@merasmurry1460 Жыл бұрын
This is probably the 4th time I've heard him say that he isn't a masochist- pretty suspicious to me
@mewoisbest8851 Жыл бұрын
@@mewoisbest8851 you new?
@thedukeconiosantiago9180 Жыл бұрын
@@thedukeconiosantiago9180 Yeah just a baby boy
@mewoisbest8851 Жыл бұрын
@@mewoisbest8851 ph boy. Yeah he says this alot
@thedukeconiosantiago9180 Жыл бұрын
12:41 really made me have a existential crisis 💀
@DerykRose3 ай бұрын
5:22 Plot Twist: 5 Oil protestors.. they gettin run over cuh
@MrEditor6000 Жыл бұрын
This must be engraved in his tombstone: Here lies Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach He was NOT a masochist
@ultramariogod Жыл бұрын
And then suddenly after a year that quote was crossed out and it turned into an hourglass instead.
@chromacorvus9651 Жыл бұрын
@@chromacorvus9651 oh shit
@Jay-oi6eb Жыл бұрын
Markiplier: "Im pretty strong" Also Markiplier: *breaks foot stepping off a curb*
congrats, you got 5 bots on this comment in a record time. so anyway's back to what i was actually going to comment : yeah it does seem accurate, i mean last time i broke my foot stepping off a curb i got sent out of reality itself.
@ThePcHeadedGuy Жыл бұрын
No common he obviously broke it through the sheer strength collected in his body being released at once stepping off that curb
@cherriberri8373 Жыл бұрын
@@ThePcHeadedGuy bro i am just glad to see a sentient human being in these comments
@AristotleMotivation Жыл бұрын
also breaks his nose carrying a chair
@Tinkerrer Жыл бұрын
11:59 the people sidentyg go splat LOL
@DL-12_ Жыл бұрын
3:31 My bad art teacher would probably kill everyone if this happened.
@arnand6636 Жыл бұрын
The [Redacted] trolley problem where mark wants to see if he can take it is still the best trolly problem ever made
@Wingingvoice Жыл бұрын
E
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
Don't look at my name!
@muffin.muffin.muffin.muffin Жыл бұрын
@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ jesus christ yall report this bruh
@01TacocaT10 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely also these bots💀
@MrLoverman7134 Жыл бұрын
Read my name!
@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 Жыл бұрын
2:00 mark: the money is just going to scatter away anyways the money: s p l a t
@Iliketheflames Жыл бұрын
I like how almost everyone I know doesn’t even hesitate in both destroying the Mona Lisa and pranking the driver
@bluevern9042 ай бұрын
Seeing how Mark enjoys absurd trolley problems, I think he would love Trolley Problem Inc, which is a game not unlike this about increasingly complex and absurd "trolley problem" moral quandaries. It also has an integrated feature that can poll your audience if you livestream it, but I'm not sure if it works in KZhead live chats or just Twitch chats. Either way it would be a great experience.
@thedontpanic Жыл бұрын
He absolutely should! It would make for a great time and I instantly thought of this game when seeing this video!
@ShillyBilly130 Жыл бұрын
Get this comment to the top!
@cascadedangel7139 Жыл бұрын
YES! That would be awesome to see
@tumblingartist Жыл бұрын
"Needs of the many!" "Hero Complex" "... Yea, I'll let those 5 die for my one bestie friend"
@Galliao Жыл бұрын
I’m curious who he had in mind for his best friend 😂
@madisonfeasel2370 Жыл бұрын
Thats why i believe that my awnser to the original problem is to not pull the lever. I hate the utilitarist argument about the need of the many vs the need of the few, for we humans are, even if living in society, individuals. For those tree problems, the awnser i believe i would give are. Not pull the lever for the classic. Do pull the lever, or at least i like to believe i would do that, sacrificing myself, a choice i would be doing as an individual, and not a choice that would be made for me with the premisse that my life has an accounted value and is being compared to the other five. And i would likely save my best friend, unless his will is stated to be otherwise, i admit it is selfish choice, i even admit that is a wrong choice, for i am using the live of 5 other people to save someone i care about, but is simply what i, as an individual, think i would do, even if is not the correct thing to do.
@DM-Oz Жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to think about what the world would be like with 5 identical markiplier clones plus the real one?
@Donald6309 Жыл бұрын
I like to think the more mark gets hurt the stronger he gets.
@ultimatetrashboy419 Жыл бұрын
Mark: "im not a masochist" Also mark: *wants to see if he can survive getting ran over by a fucking trolley* also id def save chica
@klaus9241 Жыл бұрын
unlike you, i don’t have a personal connection with chica sooooooooooooooooo
@Postmaybe Жыл бұрын
@@Postmaybesame but chick still bc yes
@Purplisntacolor Жыл бұрын
“I bet I could take a trolley” Mark “Definitely not a masochist” Iplier
@bluecrown8956 Жыл бұрын
69th like 👌
@zambinoni Жыл бұрын
STOP SAYING HE"S A MASOCHIST!
@AKA_Lauren Жыл бұрын
Exactly lmaoo
@Basstez Жыл бұрын
@@AKA_Lauren So you’re not clued in on the joke. Got it.
@conorgillingham2564 Жыл бұрын
13:27, damn. I have always put my cart away except for ONE occasion where I was trying to get out of a store as fast as possible because I felt like I was going to be sick. I already felt horrible when the employee that checked me out immediately came out to put it away but now I feel bad all over again.
@llameldactyl Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why but ive been putting this video on loop whenever I cant sleep since it came out... It's the perfect background noise 🧡
@misosoup62513 күн бұрын
This is just Mark realizing how much he misses Unus Annus. 💀
@Changeofplanslol Жыл бұрын
🍔
@balls7828 Жыл бұрын
E
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
Kyo is not hot
@yourusual_BigShot Жыл бұрын
He going through the stages of grief lmao Us to mark 😔
@PremierCCGuyMMXVI Жыл бұрын
Hilarious lolll
@mooncaker Жыл бұрын
The "Nobody is in danger, but you can pull the lever so bring it closer so you can wave at the people" will forever be my favourite Trolley problem
@SamSparks95 Жыл бұрын
uwu
@HaxxorElite Жыл бұрын
what you missed about the robot is that even if they are broken you can etheir repair it or just make a new one
@al-xo2cy Жыл бұрын
So, how many times have we confirmed that Mark is a masochist?
@Wipeout3003 Жыл бұрын
too many to count lmao
@abena.mp5 Жыл бұрын
Zero. Mark has _explicitly_ stated that he is _not_ a masochist, y'know. 😏
@kyoobqa Жыл бұрын
Five clones of Mark; a barbershop quintet all singing, "We're not Masochists, but we can TAKE WHATEVER YOU THROW AT US!"
@r.so-so1992 Жыл бұрын
Clearly, they are the Mark Variants from In Space With Markiplier, who sang the Space Was So Cool song
@weldonwin Жыл бұрын
8:42 I feel like Mark underestimates mankind's ability to rebuild broken robots.
@ShadyDoorags Жыл бұрын
Mankind can rebuild/repair the robots, but will they still be sentient? Pull the lever to sacrifice the one person, there's a chance it could benefit all ot humanity. Or the sentiment robots become unruly like lazy teenagers and I'm the asshole X)
@yphoenix5957 Жыл бұрын
@@yphoenix5957 yes? If technology ever gets to that point, the robots won't be constrained by the same limits biological animals have. Stuff like keeping a backup of themselves would be possible
@phenix2403 Жыл бұрын
@@yphoenix5957 lmfao that's pretty good.
@backinyourcommentsectionag3191 Жыл бұрын
@@phenix2403 if technology ever gets to that point, biological animals won't be constrained by the same limits.
@robertbruce5816 Жыл бұрын
@@phenix2403 A backup is not the same being. If we make it to the point that we can make a sentient program, a back up would be a second sentient program, not the same in two places. Just like making an online copy of yourself is not you in two places, it's an entirely different you, and killing yourself with the belief that you'll continue as a computer is simply suicide.
@jacobking3821 Жыл бұрын
3:37 14% of people are yoshikage kira
@elizabethpeckham5258 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@ricecoke7682 Жыл бұрын
I'm not a masochist." -Mark whenever he mentions getting hurt.
@jessicagraf84304 ай бұрын
Mark and Ethan going through Trolley Problems was one of my favorite Unus Annus videos. It was really nice to see Mark revisiting some Trolley Problems 😍
@Masqueraide Жыл бұрын
literally!! the parallel between mark saying "I can take it" here and the unus annus meme of mark and ethan being the ones on the tracks and mark saying he could take it.
@bethanyzamora1146 Жыл бұрын
same!!!
@emilybakker3742 Жыл бұрын
REDACTED
@jred2day766 Жыл бұрын
It was fantastic
@nightstar6179 Жыл бұрын
@@jred2day766why is it (redacted)?
@Lucurato_Gaming10110 ай бұрын
Mark: "I'm not a masochist." Also Mark: *"I bet I can take a trolley running over me, I CAN TAKE THAT."* 💖💖💖
@fatimapavon7787 Жыл бұрын
@Kavetion k
@justsomerandompersononthei4908 Жыл бұрын
@Kavetion and I'm Jesus
@denzterwastaken Жыл бұрын
Something occurs to me that, he claims he can take a train however he put wade in front.
@Sherin974 Жыл бұрын
Put the lever halfway through so it slides off the track and drifts and kills both
@shebadoge8 ай бұрын
The robots, have much more to live for, as they could theoretically live for centuries.
It's so funny when Mark says "I'm not a masochist" and then immediately says or does something that points toward masochism.😂😂
@battle_builder Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Hydrophobiqe Жыл бұрын
Playlist 3/443. I'm always deeply curious if Mark has any idea what Lixian will animate in (if he made a script before filming, or if he impulsively talks to "Lixian" (ahem...no one) and just waits to see what Lixian will do.
@af8604 Жыл бұрын
I would pull the lever to which ever track Phillipa foot was on. She's the one who came up with the crazy moral philosophical question.
@BC-kx5zb Жыл бұрын
Markiplier: “I am not a bad guy.” Also Mark: Made a clear statement on a theory that he could be a masochist.
Wow these bots are amazing. I'm sure they are loved and have a very high confidence 🤡
@Krow_Kid Жыл бұрын
Read my name
@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 Жыл бұрын
How are those two statements related? Does making a statement on a theory make you a bad guy?
@jblen Жыл бұрын
Someone make a compilation of every time mark says "im not a masochist"
@DeRainbowInk Жыл бұрын
Well mark, it did not say the sentient robots would lose their memories. That kind of stuff would be recoverable or backed up.
@danielknapp159 Жыл бұрын
I jump on the track screaming “THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OVER THE NEEDS OF THE FEW” and derail the trolly with my body. Your welcome Mark, i did this for Chica.
@The_UnholyProductions Жыл бұрын
How much do you weigh???
@just_a_silly_boykisser Жыл бұрын
Ah, the classic third option. Of course. You know what i do? I put a rock on the track to derail the trolley, because unlike you, i don't weigh 500 kg.
@Hardskullv2 Жыл бұрын
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын
@@just_a_silly_boykisser lol enough
@The_UnholyProductions Жыл бұрын
For the last problem: Seeing as Mark would live either way (cause he can take a trolley) , I would have to do nothing and run over Mark, Wade, and Bob to save Chica. If I I pulled it he would live and be devastated the rest of his life that I killed his pup. Do nothing, and he would take the trolley and still have his pup.
@USAlien234 Жыл бұрын
Seeing as Mark can take it, it would only kill one of them. Cause the trolley would stop after hitting Mark and he's in the middle.
@maxwellmcgee7114 Жыл бұрын
@@maxwellmcgee7114 genius
@battle_builder Жыл бұрын
@@battle_builder oh yeah, its big brain time
@maxwellmcgee7114 Жыл бұрын
7:19 alarm😂
@Abdulaziz-uf2ni9 ай бұрын
A trolley is heading towards a track of no people and it is a quicker way to get to the next stop. However, on the other track is the Mona Lisa. You can pull a lever to divert the train to the Mona Lisa. I would pull the lever.
@landon8214 Жыл бұрын
"THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW!", I yell as I voluntarily let a trolley run over me to see if I can take it ~Mark, probably
@MyoticTesseract Жыл бұрын
Does this suggest anarchism?
@dannypipewrench533 Жыл бұрын
“I bet I could take a tram, I bet I could take a trolley”
@tumblingartist Жыл бұрын
not even probably, definitely
@mihailmilev9909 Жыл бұрын
@@dannypipewrench533 don't know I'm on a conquest for bread or something
@mihailmilev9909 Жыл бұрын
@@mihailmilev9909 Bread Conquests often involve anarchism.
@dannypipewrench533 Жыл бұрын
Mark: the needs of the many over the needs of the few Also mark: makes the train run over 5 people to save his one friend
@reidbainbridge7 Жыл бұрын
i read this right as he said that exact thing
@screechinggarlicbread6475 Жыл бұрын
@@screechinggarlicbread6475 same
@FrostyFaz Жыл бұрын
When it's loved ones, people think differently.
@Humanresouces Жыл бұрын
@@Humanresouces He choosed to sacrifice himself for 5, but not sacrifice his best bud. That's some real stuff.
I love how mark decides to kill himself rather than the other four people, not because he would sacrifice himself to save others, but because his pride tells him, “I bet you can take a trolley.”
Not his pride, his masochim
no hes just a masochist
He likes to dance to the Masochism Tango
You mean 5?
He thinks he can survive. Getting a train ran on him
I’m sorry but none of these will ever top “Babe come over” “I can’t I’m having a moral dilemma” “My family isn’t home” “I know”
oh my god lmaoo
🤣🤣
Lmfao
In Ethen's voice
That and "your dick is stuck in the track" were some of my favourite Unus Annus reactions
3:14 "I'm not a masochist. I bet I can take a trolley" - Markiplier, 2022
1.5k likes and no replies? Let me fix that
@@wae3b715 cant fix what isnt broken
😂
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I mean, if his insides get in the trolley maybe he can stop the trolley ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
mark- saves robots for the "sake of humanity" also mark- sends train into future to kill 5 people "that's a future problem" plays on both teams I see
He's helping the robots in their future war for independence.
@@affsteak3530 robots can’t have emotions sooo why the f would they care for independence they would probably just want power
I mean to be fair, Five people today is more tham Five people Tomorrow
Also, 5 people today would probably mean a more than 5 increase of people in the future
2:42 "Ethan is resting peacefully on the trails but Mark WANTS to be hit by the trolley, not because he is a masochist, but because he wants to see if his body can take it."
Just let ethan rest.
It will all be okay
Mark can take a train. He watched Thomas the Train. He's a train expert.
My name is Ethan:c
lmFAO hahaha
i love how mark always says "im not a masochist" as a defense for everything.
Yeaaa "I'm not a masochists but I think I can handle a trolly"
I imagine he thinks he can clinch his cheeks, get hit, and call it a day
Jump in front of
It
Why is it that I can see an Avengers edit in my head of Mark grinning to Cap before turning around and just blocking the shit out of a Leviathan while screaming "I'M NOT A MASOCHIST I SWEARRRRRRR!" As the Leviathan just crumbles before him.🤣
8:10 i feel like right before they died happy the clones would let out one last syncronised "HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKI-" splat
“GOODBYE EVERYBODY I WAS MARKIPLIER”
"FAIR IS FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIR"
@@z6847 the best possible last words in that situation.
Clones: "NO NO WHAT ARE Y- WHAT ARE DOING AGH NOO" original mark who pulled the lever: "It was a miss input MISS INPUT CALM DOWN!"
For the trolly problem at the end, I feel like it’s mark saying “don’t pull it, we can take it” and bob and wade going “PULL THE LEVER, WE CANT!!!”
And Chica has no idea what's going on, as usual... I'm gonna pull it.
Trolly Problem: “Mark, would you let yourself be run over by a trolley-“ Mark: “YES” Trolly Problem: “…uh…to save 5 people…?” Mark: “Oh! Yes…of course…to…save them…right…”
Yeah… to save them… why else…?😰
@@PhineasFerb001 TO TEST HIS LIMITS
definitely not a masochist
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC I have fallen for this once before, and I have learned from my mistakes.
More proof of his masochism of which he claims to not have in this same video
mark: "im not a masochist" also mark: "they are my clones this is what they would want"
💀
he doesnt get sexual pleasure from pain therefore hes not a masochist
@@CICellDirectorCairmann shh don't ruin it
@@CICellDirectorCairmann ye thats what you think
Do we have a compilation of Mark trying to deny that he's a masochist yet?
Mark: "I'm not masochist" Also Mark: "I wonder if I could survive a trolley running me over."
3:05 the fact you can see him seriously thinking whether he could take a trolley is worrysome
Mark: *"I'm not a masochist"* Also Mark: *"Well they're my clone so they'd want to be run over"*
you good
@Kavetion we dont care
@Kavetion you aint.
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
Mark: "I'm not a masochist!" Also Mark to a bunch of himself: "They would want this"
My name..
Here's an actual reply because you got bots. Also your comment is funny.
@@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 ok i wont
@Kavetion You never were, you hopeless bot.
2:45 sure Mark
What we learned: *Never* put your life in Mark's dangerous little hands.
One of my favorite meme variations was one where the trolley is on one track and constantly running over people and it said "You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley service, causing the company to lose profits!" My other favorite version was on titled "2020 version" and it also had the trolley on one track constantly running over people but you have no lever and it just says "You can only watch"
Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also mark: *Wants to see if his body can't take being run over by a big ass trolley*
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Me: yeah, we know that🤣🤣
"Why would you sacrifice yourself ? _It's not a sacrifice if I can *take it* !"
@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ uhh, you forgot the part where the bot is supposed to be at least somewhat subtle.
Masochist
The concept of 5 identical Marks having a masochism fight as a train barrels towards them is so funny
_They want to know if they can take it_
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ i snorted jesus' ashes
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ yo mama
@@acorn_acrom who tf is steave jobs
do you watch ludwig?
I'm not a masochist, says Markiplier, lying as easily as he breathed
I love the trolley problem scenarios. I almost majored in psychology and this difference in how people think, react, and rationalize is just so interesting.
Mark: I'm not a masochist Also Mark: *YES, LET US SEE IF I CAN WITHSTAND BEING RUN OVER BY A TROLLEY*
Cringe + anime pfp + ratio
The amount of times he's said that and proved himself wrong is hilarious
@@MILF_enjoyer Failed ratio
@@MILF_enjoyer typical dog user
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ My guy this is a video about weird trolley problems, please go do that in a Christian-related video.
Mark: “I’m not a bad guy” Also Mark: I like the way they scream
I hope these bots are the ones on the track.
@@shadowlion0131 me too bro
But he also doesn't 💀
Mark: I’m not a masochist Mark: I want to know what my body can take Mark: not a sadist Mark: I like the way they’re screaming
5:24 Mark does assisted suicide
The very end one… that Mark has presented us with…it is unsolvable. Truly a work of a philosophical genius.
Mark: "I want to see what my body can ta- *I'm not a masochist."* Never change, Mark. Never change.
408 like and no comments.. I'm the first!
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤
Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
Yay! I was the 1000th upvote on this comment! What do I win? What do I win?? 🥳🤩
Also Mark's clones: "Let me take it!" "No, let _me_ take it!" "No! Let *me* take it!"
I love how mark is visiting old *[Redacted]* ideas… it’s a weird sense of nostalgia
Read my name
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Yeah, I agree. It’s really cool how it’s like that!
Bro all these bots 💀
Memento mori
I'm glad every now and then we get reminders of how Mark is NOT a masochist
I love mark struggling to remember what the quote is🤣 It's "needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"
Mark: “I’m not a masochist” Also Mark: “ i bet i could take a train, i bet i could take a trolley”
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@@gotomyhomepageforasub4362 ok, if you really dont want me to i guess i wont
@@sawyermorrow8719 Well the reason they say that is to get attention from people like you who deny them, so uh...
Goddamn this reply section is a nightmare and a half
Mark: "Needs of the many vs. the needs of the few!" Best friend: "Halp" Mark: "Well the other people obviously wanted to die"
I was looking at his first cousin thinking that exact thing lol
What if there is 1 billion strangers on the other track? Would you cause a genocide or do you think the train would stop after hitting the first few?
@@eklhaft4531 Thats not a genocide. Do you even know what genocide is? It's not just killing a bunch of people.
@@lepperkin ok a mass murder. Just didn't know what to call it on this scale. You can imagine they are all of the same nationality.
5:41 that trolley became a Formula 1 car.
2:55 as the train derail, it fall and in turn kill everyone, good thinking Mark, testing your own capacity and fullfil the other people dream of not feeling guilty.
I love how Mark’s reasoning wasn’t ‘I’ll sacrifice myself to save the other people’, but rather ‘I could take a trolley’ Not a masochist indeed
To be fair, "I'm able to endure it without dying and they're not" is a perfectly valid reasoning even without getting masochism involved. I can actually imagine that as a movie hero quote. "I'm not a masochist. But in this situation... pain is a much smaller price than death!"
"I'm not a masochist!" *Proceeds to think about getting run over by a trolley in the most painful way possible*
Meanwhile a trolley is a shopping cart 😂 Can stop it with your bare hands easily. Just great being a non-American. And yes... the video should be renamed "Absurd Tram Problems"
@@nekotranslates It can be called "trolley", we have trolleys here. And plus, what's the difference between not American and American?
6:13 me playing this game on that level: JOKES ON YOU, I DONT HAVE A BEST FRIEND!!!
I love how Mark's ethics resemble Immanuel Kant's teachings so much it's uncanny.
I'm not big on philosophy, what are Kant's teachings like?
@@ThatFoxxoLeoFrom my understanding, Kant's teachings are based on imperatives based on the "duty", a senseless (a priori) faculty shared by every rational being. In your typical trolley problem of 3 lives vs 1 life, with the train defaulting to the path of 3 lives at first, Kant would say it's immoral to pull the lever as killing is an immoral act based on one of the imperatives of duty ("YOU MAY NOT TREAT OTHERS EXCLUSIVELY AS TOOLS, BUT RATHER AS PURPOSE (aka people with dignity)" and you can't change faith to kill one life as that would make you a killer. It's the opposite of utilitarian ethics, that base morality on what gives the most good or the least bad. Utilitarians would pull the lever as it would mean less people killed. Kant, on the other hand, thinks cuantifying human lives to say if something is moral is absurd since the life of the people is invaluable as they have DIGNITY. The best course of action for Kant is to let faith run its course. Keep in mind I'm a bit rusty with my philosophy studies on ethics so take this with a grain of salt. _PD : I just rewatched the vid and I should specify that I meant the evolution of Markiplier's choices. I didn't remember what Mark picked on the first problem..._ PD-2 : I've recently went over kantian ethics and I've fixed all of the rusty stuff. It should be much clearer now. Basically, Kant thinks there's a faculty in every rational being called "the duty", and that is the basis of what's moral and what isn't. You don't ask what's good, but rather how to act good, how to act according to duty. Duty is formulated on categorical imperatives that are the objective law that applies to every rational being. The two (there's another one but I didn't study it) categorical imperatives Kant proposes are, in layman's terms : - "People have dignity, so treat them as such". - "Only do acts that you would see yourself liking in a hypothetical world where everyone does those acts (as in, don't lie since you wouldn't like a world of liars)" This was revolutionary at the time since ethics used to base around the searching of happiness and materialism. Aristotle especially just saw something that made the collective of the State happy as the true morality, when in reality that definition can be deformed to hell and back. Anyways, hope I cleared some smoke, and thanks for reading. Have a nice day.
@@ThatFoxxoLeoHey there, dude, not sure if you can see this, but I've editted the comment explaining Kant's ethics since I went over his stuff again and I realized just how rusty I really was. I hope it's helpful to you now. Take care.
When Mark said “I’m not a bad guy” it gives off the same vibe whenever he says he’s not a masochist.
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@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ what is fucked in your head…?
@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ bro what
Sean was streaming earlier and he was talking about how when you’re a kid you learn stuff by reaction. Like touching a hot stove to learn how hot it is. He was like “you know, you just touch it to see how much you can take. Oh god, I sound like Mark right now”
was that today?
@@ThisandThats yep
@Kavetion u happy u got that out dude? lol
HAHAHAHA
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Will do! Thanks for the warning!
0:17 I would pull the lever to wave to all the people.
For me, the fact that the rich guy tried to bribe me would have sealed his fate. I would have been trying to figure out a way to save both of them if possible otherwise. In short: "How *dare* you think you can bribe me to kill!" -Leaves them to their fate.-
Right?
I woulda left him to his fate the moment I realized he was rich
Well it interesing but i pulled on the bélief that the rich man didnt wanted to kill him the other man or maybe he wasnt even aware thar there were an man on another track For me he just asked me to save him Beside im pretty sûre that if the man had more than 500 $ , he probably do an similar offer than the rich man
@@TheCool_Guy23what is the problem with rich people
@@mrhubert1462They hoard wealth using regulatory capture and prevent societal progress.
i can only imagine how insane mark looks when he's "talking to lixian" pre-edit
Anyone that "talks" to themselves.
@Kavetion congratulations, I imagine that must make you happy
@Kavetion no your not :)
sometimes he streams while recording, it's a bit awkward but it's not that bad
can we have just one video where lixian ignores all his requests and doesn’t animate himself in 😭
The confidence in his ability to take getting ran over by a trolley is astounding.
i just wanna see if i can take it😇
4:13 kill the rich guy and steal all his Money
Money poisons people as some will say
Smart
10:25 heHaHEa yoU GoT pRanKEd
Regarding the sentient robot one, they'll remember Mark saved 5 of their brethren and during the robot uprising they'll keep Mark around. Clearly he's playing the smart game here, lads.
Didn't think of it like that
Rokkos Basilisk
thats what im sayinggg
@@thatchicksebby but every human is different, and robots could be nearly identical in nature
Since the robots are sentient I value them to be alive like humans on top of the massive advancements keeping them around would allow.
My favorite is still: "You can stop the trolley at any time but doing so would disrupt the trolley and the company will lose money, There are protesters on the track demanding the trolley keep going and will attack you if you stop it"
found a second favorite while looking for the one I mentioned: "You solved the trolley problem. You killed the person responsible for tying people to trolley tracks. It's finally over."
@@PantherCat64 alternative trolley problem solution: break the trolley with the lever. no more trolley
Kill the protestors. Always kill protestors
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9:18 i agree with mark because if the robots are sentient then they have feelings it could be something like Detroit become human the androids start to become sentient and more human.
I know right. I feel bad for robots in the future who will be considered nonpersons even if they were identical to humans in terms of sapience.
Good point i agree, but terrible example xd, the robots that gained sentience, the situation the were in, and the way they got it in detroit become human is like the most unlikely scenario on how IA with coincience would be developed. But yeah, a TRUE sentient robot should be treated as any human in regards of how valuable its life is
9:20 "sentient robots" meaning they have the ability to respond to stimuli, not "sapient", being able to have complex thought and consciousness.
"They're on the way out anyway." Perhaps Mark isn't a masochist, but this video definitely shows he's a sadist.
Also Mark : Lives of the many, over lives of the few
@@johnathynraymond1049 but if you think about it, that baby will eventually make more thus making more people.
Also mark: "I like the way they're screaming"
The choice actually makes sense though
Sadomasochist, the full package
Mark: These are my clones right? I mean this is what they'd want, right?! Me: Cause your totally NOT a masochist, right Mark?
Exactly
But since he is also his clones and the only one with actual choice he’d let the trolley run him over instead
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok
4:51 nice transition into weedwacker/chainsaw idle noise.
6:25 jokes on you I don't have any friends
Mark: “It’s just money” Mark no more than 2 minutes later: *”What’s your offer, h m ?”*
But he still run over richer one
@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 And either way he kills one person.
@@mc_wolfy1 ?? yeah because there's literally just two options
For me, I destroyed my savings, but took the bribe. I don't have enough to be worth the lives of five people. Buuuut... if I'm faced with a situation where no matter what, I'll see one stranger die? Changing which one it is might be worth half a million, lol
@@WHYvernmaster but you will have bloody hands
I feel like Mark would stand in front of a trolley to “test the limits of his body.”
We have Trollies, but they run for an hour every Tuesday. Don't ask why I do not know. City Officials problems.
7:30 The correct answer is do a double track drift
9:55 there’s a problem with the logic here, if the trolley is no longer active, then the people who wrote on it and kept it in business will now need to have a different form of transportation, and will likely use cars, this is even worse for the environment and will cause even more deaths by CO2 emissions lmao 😂
Mark: “I’m not a masochist.” Everyone who watch him play Sucker For Love: “Pretty sure you are.”
most original markiplier fans
"I'm not a masochist." Guys, I think Mark might be in denial.
You *think*?
This is probably the 4th time I've heard him say that he isn't a masochist- pretty suspicious to me
@@mewoisbest8851 you new?
@@thedukeconiosantiago9180 Yeah just a baby boy
@@mewoisbest8851 ph boy. Yeah he says this alot
12:41 really made me have a existential crisis 💀
5:22 Plot Twist: 5 Oil protestors.. they gettin run over cuh
This must be engraved in his tombstone: Here lies Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach He was NOT a masochist
And then suddenly after a year that quote was crossed out and it turned into an hourglass instead.
@@chromacorvus9651 oh shit
Markiplier: "Im pretty strong" Also Markiplier: *breaks foot stepping off a curb*
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congrats, you got 5 bots on this comment in a record time. so anyway's back to what i was actually going to comment : yeah it does seem accurate, i mean last time i broke my foot stepping off a curb i got sent out of reality itself.
No common he obviously broke it through the sheer strength collected in his body being released at once stepping off that curb
@@ThePcHeadedGuy bro i am just glad to see a sentient human being in these comments
also breaks his nose carrying a chair
11:59 the people sidentyg go splat LOL
3:31 My bad art teacher would probably kill everyone if this happened.
The [Redacted] trolley problem where mark wants to see if he can take it is still the best trolly problem ever made
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Don't look at my name!
@MrBeas𝔱 ⸜⁄ jesus christ yall report this bruh
Absolutely also these bots💀
Read my name!
2:00 mark: the money is just going to scatter away anyways the money: s p l a t
I like how almost everyone I know doesn’t even hesitate in both destroying the Mona Lisa and pranking the driver
Seeing how Mark enjoys absurd trolley problems, I think he would love Trolley Problem Inc, which is a game not unlike this about increasingly complex and absurd "trolley problem" moral quandaries. It also has an integrated feature that can poll your audience if you livestream it, but I'm not sure if it works in KZhead live chats or just Twitch chats. Either way it would be a great experience.
He absolutely should! It would make for a great time and I instantly thought of this game when seeing this video!
Get this comment to the top!
YES! That would be awesome to see
"Needs of the many!" "Hero Complex" "... Yea, I'll let those 5 die for my one bestie friend"
I’m curious who he had in mind for his best friend 😂
Thats why i believe that my awnser to the original problem is to not pull the lever. I hate the utilitarist argument about the need of the many vs the need of the few, for we humans are, even if living in society, individuals. For those tree problems, the awnser i believe i would give are. Not pull the lever for the classic. Do pull the lever, or at least i like to believe i would do that, sacrificing myself, a choice i would be doing as an individual, and not a choice that would be made for me with the premisse that my life has an accounted value and is being compared to the other five. And i would likely save my best friend, unless his will is stated to be otherwise, i admit it is selfish choice, i even admit that is a wrong choice, for i am using the live of 5 other people to save someone i care about, but is simply what i, as an individual, think i would do, even if is not the correct thing to do.
Can we all just take a moment to think about what the world would be like with 5 identical markiplier clones plus the real one?
I like to think the more mark gets hurt the stronger he gets.
Mark: "im not a masochist" Also mark: *wants to see if he can survive getting ran over by a fucking trolley* also id def save chica
unlike you, i don’t have a personal connection with chica sooooooooooooooooo
@@Postmaybesame but chick still bc yes
“I bet I could take a trolley” Mark “Definitely not a masochist” Iplier
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STOP SAYING HE"S A MASOCHIST!
Exactly lmaoo
@@AKA_Lauren So you’re not clued in on the joke. Got it.
13:27, damn. I have always put my cart away except for ONE occasion where I was trying to get out of a store as fast as possible because I felt like I was going to be sick. I already felt horrible when the employee that checked me out immediately came out to put it away but now I feel bad all over again.
I'm not sure why but ive been putting this video on loop whenever I cant sleep since it came out... It's the perfect background noise 🧡
This is just Mark realizing how much he misses Unus Annus. 💀
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He going through the stages of grief lmao Us to mark 😔
Hilarious lolll
The "Nobody is in danger, but you can pull the lever so bring it closer so you can wave at the people" will forever be my favourite Trolley problem
uwu
what you missed about the robot is that even if they are broken you can etheir repair it or just make a new one
So, how many times have we confirmed that Mark is a masochist?
too many to count lmao
Zero. Mark has _explicitly_ stated that he is _not_ a masochist, y'know. 😏
Five clones of Mark; a barbershop quintet all singing, "We're not Masochists, but we can TAKE WHATEVER YOU THROW AT US!"
Clearly, they are the Mark Variants from In Space With Markiplier, who sang the Space Was So Cool song
8:42 I feel like Mark underestimates mankind's ability to rebuild broken robots.
Mankind can rebuild/repair the robots, but will they still be sentient? Pull the lever to sacrifice the one person, there's a chance it could benefit all ot humanity. Or the sentiment robots become unruly like lazy teenagers and I'm the asshole X)
@@yphoenix5957 yes? If technology ever gets to that point, the robots won't be constrained by the same limits biological animals have. Stuff like keeping a backup of themselves would be possible
@@yphoenix5957 lmfao that's pretty good.
@@phenix2403 if technology ever gets to that point, biological animals won't be constrained by the same limits.
@@phenix2403 A backup is not the same being. If we make it to the point that we can make a sentient program, a back up would be a second sentient program, not the same in two places. Just like making an online copy of yourself is not you in two places, it's an entirely different you, and killing yourself with the belief that you'll continue as a computer is simply suicide.
3:37 14% of people are yoshikage kira
Nice
I'm not a masochist." -Mark whenever he mentions getting hurt.
Mark and Ethan going through Trolley Problems was one of my favorite Unus Annus videos. It was really nice to see Mark revisiting some Trolley Problems 😍
literally!! the parallel between mark saying "I can take it" here and the unus annus meme of mark and ethan being the ones on the tracks and mark saying he could take it.
same!!!
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It was fantastic
@@jred2day766why is it (redacted)?
Mark: "I'm not a masochist." Also Mark: *"I bet I can take a trolley running over me, I CAN TAKE THAT."* 💖💖💖
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@Kavetion and I'm Jesus
Something occurs to me that, he claims he can take a train however he put wade in front.
Put the lever halfway through so it slides off the track and drifts and kills both
The robots, have much more to live for, as they could theoretically live for centuries.
3:53 Mark: "Hey buddy whats your offer ?" Buddy: *:O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o :O :o*
It's so funny when Mark says "I'm not a masochist" and then immediately says or does something that points toward masochism.😂😂
Yeah
Playlist 3/443. I'm always deeply curious if Mark has any idea what Lixian will animate in (if he made a script before filming, or if he impulsively talks to "Lixian" (ahem...no one) and just waits to see what Lixian will do.
I would pull the lever to which ever track Phillipa foot was on. She's the one who came up with the crazy moral philosophical question.
Markiplier: “I am not a bad guy.” Also Mark: Made a clear statement on a theory that he could be a masochist.
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Wow these bots are amazing. I'm sure they are loved and have a very high confidence 🤡
Read my name
How are those two statements related? Does making a statement on a theory make you a bad guy?
Someone make a compilation of every time mark says "im not a masochist"
Well mark, it did not say the sentient robots would lose their memories. That kind of stuff would be recoverable or backed up.
I jump on the track screaming “THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OVER THE NEEDS OF THE FEW” and derail the trolly with my body. Your welcome Mark, i did this for Chica.
How much do you weigh???
Ah, the classic third option. Of course. You know what i do? I put a rock on the track to derail the trolley, because unlike you, i don't weigh 500 kg.
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Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.
@@just_a_silly_boykisser lol enough
For the last problem: Seeing as Mark would live either way (cause he can take a trolley) , I would have to do nothing and run over Mark, Wade, and Bob to save Chica. If I I pulled it he would live and be devastated the rest of his life that I killed his pup. Do nothing, and he would take the trolley and still have his pup.
Seeing as Mark can take it, it would only kill one of them. Cause the trolley would stop after hitting Mark and he's in the middle.
@@maxwellmcgee7114 genius
@@battle_builder oh yeah, its big brain time
7:19 alarm😂
A trolley is heading towards a track of no people and it is a quicker way to get to the next stop. However, on the other track is the Mona Lisa. You can pull a lever to divert the train to the Mona Lisa. I would pull the lever.
"THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW!", I yell as I voluntarily let a trolley run over me to see if I can take it ~Mark, probably
Does this suggest anarchism?
“I bet I could take a tram, I bet I could take a trolley”
not even probably, definitely
@@dannypipewrench533 don't know I'm on a conquest for bread or something
@@mihailmilev9909 Bread Conquests often involve anarchism.
Mark: the needs of the many over the needs of the few Also mark: makes the train run over 5 people to save his one friend
i read this right as he said that exact thing
@@screechinggarlicbread6475 same
When it's loved ones, people think differently.
@@Humanresouces He choosed to sacrifice himself for 5, but not sacrifice his best bud. That's some real stuff.
Socialism in a nutshell.