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"you crushed your brother with one hand while giving me puppy eyes" that's alpha levels of dominance of I've ever heard it.
if i've ever heard of it*?
Jared James Ramos DONT
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true
“your brothers said dada and that disappointed me.” “but you adored me because you said mama” *you also crushed your brother face down*
Ok weird gachatard.
@@stanleybik1657 Ain't gotta be rude.
Lmao right
depressed that you dont have enough likes on YOUR comment?
@gacha_loser .-. Lmao
21:38 the fact that he made up all of that on the spot is impressive
GONNA STEAL AUTOMOBILES ‼️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️
“I AM A COW” made me burst into laughter
thank you so much for the timestamp
Lol are we all rewatching this at the same time
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life I really need that right now this month has been hard that laugh mad it so much better
Can we talk about how beautiful and sweet his mom is? She sounded so happy every time she answered the phone and didn’t seem upset not even once🥺
don't reflect yourself
@@quandaIedingIeWhat?
@@Idkwhats_goingontbh nevermind
She is so precious
"I would just sit in a room and stare and smile!" Suddenly all the horror games you play make a ton more sense.
Brah
There is a guy on KZhead who actually just sits and smiles for videos
23:45
He used his *imaaaginaaaaatioooon*
Nice 420 likes
Mark’s childhood: Sitting, silently, smiling, questioning his existence, becoming smart by just existing, and judging people thinking of a way to dominate the world
Actual Content and smashing his brother’s face into the ground
This describes my own childhood
ah ,and mark remaned the same even today
@@uhnqie same except i did not think of how to conquer the world i thought of how to DESTROY IT (my plan is working really well btw i did not know a virus would be so effective)
Dont forget about “The Stone”
From a boy with a big brain to a man who owns five ovens
WHAT!
Everything pans out
@@asteroth9844 you could say he's kitchen up
Marks favorite childhood activity was staring at a wall. Chica constantly stares at people and walls. Maybe there is more to this pair than we all thought
Not gonna lie, Marks song he makes up as after he dies is pretty fire. I'd actually listen to a full song of that 😅
Red Evans What’s the time? Nvm it’s 21:38 XD
Sometimes I watch this video because I know its coming:)
Same
Ikr? That background track is awesome
Taylor Riches Exactly
Mark, a one month old baby, crushing his brother with a single hand: "Why do you act like a FOOLISH little child?"
SPEEEEEEEDWAGGGOOOOOOOONNNN
I'm feeling a needwagon
Top comment! 😅😅😂😂😂😂
SPEEEEEDWAGOOOOONN
Memewagon foundation😂😂
When Mark’s mom talks a bout the video game his dad gifted him, it brings back memories, and you can see the twinkle in his eyes. The story about that 1 is beautiful
mark was basically a horror movie child that stared at walls and laughed at things that weren’t there
*Mark’s Mom talking about Mark* “A boy with a big mind” *Mark* “BIG BRAIN!”
The second I herd big mind I was lie 'THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME'
@@insidejoke1068 who wasn't?
Oh yeah big brain time
Frost - Bite I felt that
baby markiplier: sits, stares and smiles for fun. Adult markiplier: sits, stares, and smiles for fun in front of a camera.
It was meant to be :')
Mind blown
.O. Wow destany never changes.. ( T u T )
I was literally just about to comment that at 3:34 but you had already done it
You forgot about how baby markiplier crushes his brother
mark screaming “oasis, oasis” when the word is OSMOSIS had me dying
it was an unus annus reference.
Mark screaming “WOO, I’m a failure!” was more relatable than any other KZhead media I’ve seen.
When Mark proposes to Amy Amy: why is the ring so small? Mark: I spent all the money on a big TV and cake.. Amy: understandable
Driidlz I feel like she would be more like; Amy: hell yeah!
@Theodore Keating yeah ikr
In the unus annus stream when mark told amy to come to him i legit thought he was gonna propose xd
A black and white one
Mark's mom just told us that Mark was an introvert in his whole childhood
i don't think we needed mom confirmation to know that
@@not-pyroman lol underrated
im acttualy not surprised.
He hasn't changed either for the better
Also a bro crusher
Somebody quote this: “I play games, I am a cow!”😂
I play games, I am a cow! - MerlinMcoy-Crego
The first wholesome encounter with Markiplier's mom ever, whereas Mark goes on both a memory trip with her AND a big-ass quiz summarizing what Mark did when he was younger.
Mark: was i sitting and staring and smiling in kindergarten too? Mark's Mom: *Y E S*
I don't know man sound kinda creepy to me
"I saw this comment once that part came up in the video XD"
GUYS ITS SPY FROM TF2
Engineer gaming
J
Other children: *Exists* Kindergarten markimoo staring at them from afar: Pathetic.
Is that... an UnOrdinary reference?
Not to mention they're behavioring at things
While smiling as well.
Mark: I see no god up here But me!
how is this the exact same thing i thought
11:00 Mark: Internet baby, Internet all the way Few seconds later Mark: What the hell is this
that ain’t the only thing back then mate
This game really does seem like Unus Annus: The Game. The "You were born... in a random place.. at a random time.. with a random set of genes.." actually sounds like something straight out of Unus Annus.
Mark's brother : looks at his mom while mark next to him Mark : *so you have chosen death*
Hi
@@brandonbergfelt2530 hiii
@@lamyaamounadi7587 Are you related to Ben Dover, Mike Hawk, or Jack Mehoff?
10/10
this made me cackle to the point where my mom yelled at me 🤣
Mark: *crushing his Brothers skull in* Momiplier: *smiles in delight *
*THE MOST HAPPY OVER DEATH. SHALL BE MY COMPANION IN CRIME*
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Now we know where Darkiplier got his personality from...
His last face expression being yours😈
like Romulus and Remus
Favorite child status unlocked
"we couldn't afford a toy" And look where mark is now! True success story
When Mark asked his mother about his favourite toy and her response was that he used to sit in a room, stare and smile- It reminded me of the baby in yellow..
Mark's brother: maMa MARK: *THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE YOU SINGLEMINDED FOOL*
I want this registered 😂😂
💀💀😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
Mark: DIE BROTHER BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THE MAMA GROUND MEANWHILE YOU HAVE THE LOWER DADA GROUND
Mark in kindengarden: "Why do you act like a foolish little child" Mark in actual days to ethan: "Why do you act like a foolish little child"
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literally thinking the same thing
My name is Nicole and hearing mark say my name was all I needed in life, I can now die happy
His conversations with his mom are so cute 🥰
So Mark was the original weird starring kid meme...
Skeet yeet in ten years the world is delete
Momiplier: Don’t mind him Mark: *staring at a wall for the past hour and smiling creepy*
Smells like weed
It's demons Jim demons
Pretty sure that's how Darkiplier is born
Mark: “ah yes what an amazing wall let me stare at it all day and smile”
4:53 *Nerd*
Mark's Brother: Says Dada before Mama Mark: So you have chosen death
Mark: Peace was never an option.
Jason: says dada Momiplier: I will never forget this betrayal
Mark: *smiles and use his hand to crush at his brother*
Top ten anime betrayals
VonJovy_YT Momiplier: *GO FORTH MY MINION. AVENGE MY HONOUR. CRUSH THIS HEATHEN*
If he sat in a room staring and smiling and being in his head Id think that would mean that Markimoo had a magical imagination. He should pick the Unicorn next time. X'D Past that....That Freestyle Though.👌😆
I love how we study markiplier's personality from this video
For anyone who wants the lyrics of Mark's amazing song: 21:39 "There's my cactus, there's my dog, there's the roses, and there is a log, there's a frog, in the bog, there's my cash, ooo what a jog, going back, in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field, oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles...i don't know"
he do be spitting facts tho
"i am a cow"
Straight spittin
@@eugene_glovak no
that had no business being that good
Different title: Mark repeatedly calls his mother for 24 minutes
She is so lovely xD
XD perfect 😂👌
That makes it better😂😂
Another alternate title: Markiplier's childhood exposed by his own mom.
His mom is so sweet.
du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du , theres my cactus, oh theres my dog, theres roses , oh theres a log, theres a frog, in the bog ,theres my cash, oh what a job, going back in time now, I played games, I am a cow, track and field , oh what a deal, gonna steal, all the mobiles-Markiplier
i hope someone clipped that bit of mark singing it’s so beautiful
I lost it when mark started slapping his desk and yelling “OASIS, OASIS, OASIS”
He gotten insane
Jojoke
I lost it at the, “WHERE’S LET’S PLAY??”
Alternate title: mark asks his mom about his childhood and finds out as a kid he stared at a wall and smiled
His inner darkiplier was showing
Not even possible mark was to poor to afford walls..
One wrong turn and he could have been a serial killer
02 is wifu
@@zenitsuagatsama4204 waifu* and no she’s overrated
That intro with Mark's mom explains why he's so weird, and sometimes smart.
Mark’s entire interaction with his mom is so freaking wholesome.
Mark's mom: "You used to sit and analyze people, like 'why are you acting like a foolish little child?'" Me: Well, mark is making up lost time, he's acting like a child now.
@@fateful2113 it's a common name just not in English
Took the words outta my mouth😂😂
@@fateful2113 rita hayworth
Lmfao 😂😂😂
A "professional" child.
“you didn’t need a toy, you used your brain” yep, that sounds like him alright
that sounded sad and traumatic
he was in his big brain time
@@NadimElneser 😐
@@NadimElneser 😐
@@NadimElneser 😐
His mom is so sweet and lovely. And we like to call sitting and staring at a wall smiling ✨D I S S O C I A T I O N✨.
Mark: Asking his mom questions about his life and being super nice. Also mark: "You shut your down dang mouth MOM!!!"
“You were perfect.” Every Asian wants to hear from their parents.
Reality sometimes disappointing
I think everyone wants to hear that from their parents
@@kimjongjuul4349 if an Asian parents said it, it's just hit different
@@nautilus0207 ok
He was
Baby: murder brother Child: stare at wall Adult: makes fnaf popular
And this is the life of markiplier! The last part of his life is when he gets old!
Hotel: Trivago
thats what life is about
Well, he doesn’t take credit for making it popular. He thinks it would’ve without him.
Basically
9:36 i read photography very wrong
dude him talking to his mum is so wholesome
"Why do you act like a foolish little child?" "I'm so grown up." Best story i heard Mark's mom tell. 😂
More than mark CRUSHING HIS BROTHER WITH ONE HAND
Mark acts like he didn’t just drop the sickest beat of the century
~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 track and field not dragon field. I thought he said dragon field too 😅
@@txiczmbie1077 Mark leaked his new album by accident
@@txiczmbie1077 all the mobiles as well, not auto mobile; you can hear him say fields
So damn true
21:30 Mark dropping the sickest beat of all time 🔥
15:38 CRYINGGGG
Markiplier: "I AM A COW!" Flashes back to when Markiplier made MOO
Same
Markimoo
Fucking nostalgia
Mooooo song plays* I’m a cow bitch MOOOOOO
2:27 He thirsted for blood at only a month old.
Childhood: *FINISH HIM* Mark's Fatality: *Bro Down Mark Waves*
Darkiplier got his start early...
Da'aaawww baby darkiplier. 😂
*RIP AND TEAR*
@@ChobinoftheFunk oop
Momiplier describes Mark as a child: quiet smiling staring watching analyzing behaviors Mark: I sound like a Super Villain Sounds more like a Sociopath 😂😂
21:28 WHYS THATS SO FIRE BRO
Am I the only one that appreciates how happy his mom is everytime she picked up she was so happy lol and when he said sorry and stuff she would happily say anytime it's cute
Agreed also how did you have 1.3k likes and no reply’s lol.
@@crazyassassin6018 There's nothing to add to perfection, lol.
21:28 Lyrics: “Dun (x26?) There’s my cactus, ooh there’s my dog! There’s the roses and there is a log! There’s a frog in the bog. There’s my cash, ooh what a jog! Going back, in time now I played games, I am a cow! Track and field, ooh what a deal! Gonna steal... ALL THE MOBILES! ...I don’t know...” We need someone to remix this lmao
O M G Yes!!! Pls someone make a remix!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Most definitely IS A MUST!!!
10 HOUR VERSION MAH BOIS AND GIRLS!
It sounds like Marks edition of Friends on the other side
I said the same think we need a remix
Mark’s mom: you didn’t complain… *much* Mark: **laughing**
14:27 You swiped right on my mom
Mark: "Hey Mom. Did I say mama or Papa?" Momiplier: "You said Mama." *Proceeds to describe how he took down his older brother at one month old*
Lmao
He was a big baby.
@Good AND Bad hello
@@randybray7558 yeah sure
@@nightrainieee Thank you.
"as a child I just sat in a room and smiled" Which is what you're doing right now as well
Full circle, baby!
It's cute seeing Mark and his mother talk along
I’m already liking just for that conversation with his mom. That was gold! I can very clearly remember my favorite childhood toy. She was a beanie-baby sized grey plush cat (the kind that also had little plastic beads inside, too) that was made to easily curl up in a ball. She had turquoise eyes and her name was Sharlet Purr. Spelled like that (I was a kid, deal with it). I carried her literally everywhere. “Paychecks are delayed.” Mark: Well that seems a little bit illegal. Me: ……… We don’t even get a warning. The checks just show up when they do. If they do.
Mark: *calls his mom to ask her about his first words* Momiplier: *tells a story about how Mark loved his mom so much that he tried to suffocate his brother* Me: “sounds accurate”
LOL MOMIPLIER
And he suffocated him for no reason top
Qtaro Kujo he was just asserting dominance
LMAO
2:18
Mark’s mom is so wholesome, I love whenever she makes a cameo
The person speaking: your dead Mark: gets the rhythm then sings a musical
someone: what was your favorite childhood toy mark: looking and smiling in the middle of the room
Dang lol it's like we watched the same video!
@@volpelastname6951 yep its awesome
tHEY WERE TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE
Cars
I
21:34 “Top ten rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss”
indeed. I would like it on Spotify.
@@Singularity-- it will be done
Make a original comment plz
Lmao
Amazing
i mean, staring and smiling at nothing is pretty accurate when it comes to mark talking with lixian in a video.
"Looked at the wall and smiled". That's...not normal.🤣
Marks Mom: you liked to analyze people’s behavior when you were little Mark on Unus Annus: In another life, I could absolutely see myself being a cult leader
PsychadelicWolf that’s what I thought 😂😂
Yo dude so you do t have to put Mark's mom next time just put momiplier I'm not trying to judge you I hope you are having a good 24 hour of today
@@io7020 hi
His mom is SO KIND. If I called my mum and showed her that I've become a gamer she would crawl out of my phone and start lecturing me about how I've ruined my own life
Finally someone exactly the same as me
And they think grades in school decide your future
It's ok start a KZhead channel and once you are successful and gain lots of money you rub it on your mom's face and tell her how wrong she is And she shall receive brutal karma
@@w0lf29 witch is only half true... they can mean you have less debt if you go to college in the US.
@@Oturan20 which *
I love how much he is respecting his family and is never embarrassed about them
I love how mark had to call his mom I find it so wholesome I never have seen a KZheadr do that
His mom is the most wholesome person alive
U Valentine?
👌 yuh
Plot twist, u want to date her
@@cayo990tm8 E W
Let's just hope she dosnt see it
Mark's mom: You just used your brain. Mark: It's big brain time.
@Cerberus Obliteration that's not true he only used 1%
Oh yeah, this big brain time
Mind size: Mega
Mark i love your mom, she is so sweet, bless her soul
12:18 i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
The perfect song doesn’t exi- Mark: *starts freestyling*
i👁️am🦗a💃cow🐮
~Lyrics~ BA there's my cactus🌵 BA there's my DOG🐕 there's a roses🌹🌹 AND THERE, IS A LOG🌲🌳 there's a frog🐸, IN.THE.BOG.🦗 THERES MY CASH🤑, OO WHAT A JOG🏃🏻 going back🔙↩️ IN.TIME.NOW.🕰️ i play games🎮🕹️, I.AM.A.COW.🐮 dragon🐉 feild, oo what a deal gonna steal, A U T O M O B I L E🚗
@@txiczmbie1077 I think it’s “track and field”
im fucking crying its so funny to me
@•sugararcakeyum• :D at the end of the vid 21:32
It feels like Momiplier knows she’s being recorded, so she takes the opportunity to brag about Mark XD
he has the facetime camera pointed at the camera so she definitely knows whats up thats also why she poses for the camera everytime shes onscreen lol you can see her smiling and trying to only show one side of her face like its her good side lmao
the mom feels like being given a script to read about markiplier childhood
I love Mark's Mom. She is just so adorable.
21:37 *Mark starts spitting straight FIRE*
I have rewatched this part multiple times and I have no shame.
I really want a full version
Play it at 2 times speed
What song is playing just curious
tommy springfield I found it best at 1.75
21:27 I am surprised more people are not talking about this masterpiece of a song. (heres the lyrics just because) there's my cactus eh there's my dog there's some roses and there is a log there's a frog in the bog there's my cash ooh what a jog going back in time now i played games i am a cow track and field oh what a deal gonna steal automobiles That is probably one of the best songs I have ever heard, and it deserves to be number 1 on all the leaderboards and stuff
That's my favorite part of the video xD
I literally come back to the video just for the song 😭
I laughed so hard at that part
Sounded legit cool, mark is a mastermind
No he said what a jog clearly not a REAL fan of his music
his mum is beautiful. we need more people like her. so kind ❤️
“I was not really in that career path” 1.69 milliseconds later “aaaauuuggghhuuu aaaddgguuuu aaaggguuu”
Mark: “I didn’t graduate!” Me (class of 2020): ... oh ... I guess I won’t either ...
Beth Brown Me, also a senior: hahahahah...hahah...hah... oh..
I mean....at least I got the 69th like....amiright?
Me:
*[F]* congrats tho
Same
Title needs to be updated with "special guest: Mom" Loved home Markimom totally didn't argue about how Markiplier was a supervillain as a kindergartner 😂
Momiplier*
momiplier happy mark tried to murder his brother XD shes 100% chill
Speaking of super villains, it was nice to see Damien again after all these months.
Best part him having to call his mom more than once lol
Denver Tikky markimom still works
Don't worry Mark, my favorite toy was imagination aswell. And my first word was Fly. And not fly as in flight, like the buzzing insect.
7:21 The developers knew what they were doing here
“No one tell Amy” *flashback of Unus Annus scenes of Don’t tell Amy*
Traumatizing.
Your mom seems so holsum.
Best moments ever on unus anus might I say,
Don’t tell the normies about Unus Annus!