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THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM | Evolution

Markiplier
2018 ж. 16 Қаз.
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  • I tried to make a human. They just snapped their necks and used them as grappling hooks and evolved from there...

    @damonvasquez8337@damonvasquez83375 жыл бұрын

    • Just like a normal human

      @CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe@CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe5 жыл бұрын

    • Me as a human...

      @firestorm6576@firestorm65765 жыл бұрын

    • Just like I do

      @phoenixthedutchie149@phoenixthedutchie1495 жыл бұрын

    • As one does

      @magg3920@magg39205 жыл бұрын

    • @@firestorm6576 Wait-

      @cocoahere875@cocoahere8755 жыл бұрын

  • I'd never thought I'd hear a sex lesson of spiders explained so wrong and so vivid

    @dailypositivity6659@dailypositivity66594 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @meadowrose2702@meadowrose27024 жыл бұрын

    • Lol, I love it. It was the best (oddest) sex ed class ive ever had XD

      @creamncheese7761@creamncheese77614 жыл бұрын

    • You mean it was right and cool

      @lukeyboy5001@lukeyboy50014 жыл бұрын

    • lil kev You mean his A$$ is correct

      @randomiction5429@randomiction54294 жыл бұрын

    • What?

      @31gh7_p4g3s@31gh7_p4g3s3 жыл бұрын

  • In this episode, Mark forgets that creatures move best when they have *knees*

    @piperroe243@piperroe2433 жыл бұрын

    • Who needs knees when you have the friends you made along the way?

      @MintyMan_@MintyMan_2 жыл бұрын

    • @@MintyMan_ Mark's creations

      @mitoroskokoros589@mitoroskokoros5892 жыл бұрын

    • @@mitoroskokoros589 life’s creations

      @blurry200@blurry2002 жыл бұрын

    • He's god. So he created us with this game

      @joshuatremper5026@joshuatremper50262 жыл бұрын

    • Today on markiplier, we learned that spiders shoot babies from that privates like a shotgun

      @toastytea6253@toastytea62532 жыл бұрын

  • Ironically he made chica into a massive meaty spring that was perfect for tumbling down the stairs

    @finnfarrell8069@finnfarrell80693 жыл бұрын

    • This made me laugh so hard

      @humanbean4037@humanbean403710 күн бұрын

  • "Wait I got an idea" The last words you want to hear Mark say

    @Endilia@Endilia5 жыл бұрын

    • Endilia I know, when I heard him say that I was just like “Mark, No, Please, You’re Gonna Kill Us, DON’T DO IT!!!”

      @Alpha-cr7pu@Alpha-cr7pu5 жыл бұрын

    • I saw him say that as I read your comment. XD

      @nyxblackwood9045@nyxblackwood90455 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @DemonBoy-zs5hk@DemonBoy-zs5hk5 жыл бұрын

    • Mark’s equivalent to “Hold my beer”

      @mothboy68@mothboy684 жыл бұрын

    • ok

      @emperorcat5468@emperorcat54684 жыл бұрын

  • I love how he says "i dont think spiders lay eggs" and then 1 year later... a spider lays eggs in his vr headset before recording fnaf vr

    @MT168AFC@MT168AFC3 жыл бұрын

    • God made him learn the hard way

      @YesItsbee@YesItsbee2 жыл бұрын

    • 'scuse me w h a t

      @toomanydum4084@toomanydum40842 жыл бұрын

    • *VR, AR was special delivery

      @Poketdmpro@Poketdmpro2 жыл бұрын

    • escuse me what the fuck

      @genuineplayer5677@genuineplayer56772 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks. I hate it.

      @Wildcat144@Wildcat1442 жыл бұрын

  • At 17:00 they're literally learning how to exploit a glitch in the game for their own purposes. That's pretty sick when you think about it, they're escaping the matrix

    @harleyspeedthrust4013@harleyspeedthrust40132 жыл бұрын

  • “It’s Dark Chica.” Looks like Dark forgot to feed her again. Gotta set up a feeding schedule, dude!

    @ardenlyn0817@ardenlyn08173 жыл бұрын

    • "CHICA MAAAAD"

      @B0r3Dude@B0r3Dude10 ай бұрын

    • She stock still

      @joshuatremper5026@joshuatremper50264 ай бұрын

  • "Oh he's doing leg raises-" **Flings out of existence** "Where did you go?"

    @movedtocupowarriors4205@movedtocupowarriors42053 жыл бұрын

    • I love that part.

      @joogiewatkins1519@joogiewatkins15193 жыл бұрын

    • 4:30 so i can remember this

      @unkn0wnf0revah56@unkn0wnf0revah563 жыл бұрын

    • I Read This Exactly As It Happened And Made It Even More Funny.

      @MightyMageGames@MightyMageGames3 жыл бұрын

  • If Mark was god, we all would be equally blessed and terrified for our lives. *Especially when he says he has an idea.*

    @lordfarquuad207@lordfarquuad2075 жыл бұрын

    • oh god Oh god OH GOD *OH GOD* *OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD* *mark has a idea*

      @mrsmarlowe@mrsmarlowe5 жыл бұрын

    • Soooooo the same as religion now.

      @youdontknowme8129@youdontknowme81294 жыл бұрын

    • HE IS GOD

      @animeedits6187@animeedits61874 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrsmarlowe if mark was leader and he said he had an idea: I'm leaving planet earth

      @firebreaker9325@firebreaker93254 жыл бұрын

    • he mde pretty succesfull ´humans´ tho

      @noleary9924@noleary99244 жыл бұрын

  • 4:30 He actually looks like a father just watching his kids with a beer, "Where did you go?" 😆

    @mackers4897@mackers4897 Жыл бұрын

    • I was thinking that through the entire video lmfao

      @dawnwolf6755@dawnwolf675511 ай бұрын

    • Cigarette mums

      @hush3956@hush39564 ай бұрын

  • 6:42 that what a good bowl of Mac and cheese sounds like

    @FlashDrive356@FlashDrive3562 жыл бұрын

    • **good ending**

      @bullet_outsmarter_5000@bullet_outsmarter_500010 ай бұрын

  • "This is a family friendly channel!" "Guys it's Cocktober"

    @lizacooperider9545@lizacooperider95455 жыл бұрын

    • *Yes.*

      @SoulSif@SoulSif4 жыл бұрын

    • *Proceeds to give spider sex-ed class*

      @thedemoninyourcloset.@thedemoninyourcloset.4 жыл бұрын

    • I mean it *IS* right after No Nut November.

      @kiwichan456@kiwichan4564 жыл бұрын

    • I was the 666th like now it really is cocktober

      @teresakelley4057@teresakelley40574 жыл бұрын

    • @@teresakelley4057 well I was the 667th like

      @ahorse7248@ahorse72484 жыл бұрын

  • “This is a FAMILY friendly channel” Goes to talk about sex standing up,

    @thesun7563@thesun75634 жыл бұрын

    • since when this become a family friendly channel ;D

      @_username@_username3 жыл бұрын

    • @Joshua Pryor And how spider sex "works"

      @joogiewatkins1519@joogiewatkins15193 жыл бұрын

    • this is how you make a family, okay?

      @iamerror6546@iamerror65462 жыл бұрын

    • and how the mama and papa spider going at it xD

      @Grandmas567@Grandmas5672 жыл бұрын

    • Well thats how you make a family in the first place isnt it? So nothing truly is innocent

      @tweenytwinkies@tweenytwinkies2 жыл бұрын

  • Shadow; IM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM Kars: NO. IM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM ???: amateurs Kars and Shadow: WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK?! Markiplier: *A M A T U R S*

    @JugularJohn@JugularJohn3 жыл бұрын

    • IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

      @DR_WALLSTREET@DR_WALLSTREET2 жыл бұрын

    • Was that the bite of 87??

      @purplegirlsrandomnesschann2284@purplegirlsrandomnesschann22842 жыл бұрын

    • amaturs

      @DragoMations@DragoMations2 жыл бұрын

    • NO WAY!!!!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE? JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME! JOSUKE IS SO BADASS! ORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORAORA ORA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO YO ANGELO OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME BUT IT WAS ME DIO

      @nonamegaming5298@nonamegaming52982 жыл бұрын

    • @@nonamegaming5298 🚪 here’s the door. Now leave

      @JugularJohn@JugularJohn2 жыл бұрын

  • 26:10 "Father, I crave cheddar"

    @favzi36@favzi363 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @jaysondavis9693@jaysondavis96933 жыл бұрын

    • *Father, I crave c h e e s e*

      @Heavenly.poisoned@Heavenly.poisoned2 жыл бұрын

    • G I V E C H E E S E

      @FlashDrive356@FlashDrive3562 жыл бұрын

    • Father, I want to C O N S U M E C H E E S E

      @jdwoods5790@jdwoods57902 жыл бұрын

    • Damn I forgot about that image

      @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada@TheF0xskibidbopmmdadaАй бұрын

  • Darkiplier:Come here girl Dark chica: *has glitchy seizure on the ground*

    @vel.x9751@vel.x97515 жыл бұрын

    • Dark’s just watching his dog Spaz out

      @temarinara77@temarinara775 жыл бұрын

    • Darktail: (silently watching through a window that was for some reason placed near a mirror) =)

      @samwilliams9133@samwilliams91334 жыл бұрын

    • I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this

      @dusk912@dusk9124 жыл бұрын

    • 666 like oh dear

      @anonymooselsb2968@anonymooselsb29684 жыл бұрын

    • hmmm... I have a name for dark chica! Glitcha!

      @ScuttleBugReal@ScuttleBugReal4 жыл бұрын

  • How my biology teacher tells me how life evolves: **breakdancing seizure dog**

    @Playopedia@Playopedia3 жыл бұрын

    • Where do I find this game?

      @za0n282@za0n2823 жыл бұрын

    • @@za0n282 I don't know

      @Playopedia@Playopedia3 жыл бұрын

    • @@za0n282 check desc lol

      @mattiescott1615@mattiescott16153 жыл бұрын

    • @@za0n282 oh it’s called evolution and is a mobile game but for com0ut4r I wouldn’t know

      @mattiescott1615@mattiescott16153 жыл бұрын

    • @@mattiescott1615 the video description? I have looked there, and I cant seem to find it.

      @za0n282@za0n2823 жыл бұрын

  • The Ultimate Life-from uses all the capabilities of the others. But this needs more power. We need a super Aja.

    @Avogadr0@Avogadr03 жыл бұрын

    • Hello

      @samdeveau6133@samdeveau6133 Жыл бұрын

  • What if you left open a tab with this running for years and then you come back to the tab and find that they have become so efficient at running that they are moving at light-speed

    @diabeetustype6884@diabeetustype68843 жыл бұрын

  • “Spiders give birth like a shotgun blast into the nearest face.” -Mark Fischbach 2018

    @tomcosta3849@tomcosta38495 жыл бұрын

    • Tom Costa Education from Markiplier is the best.

      @sunnyglowvt@sunnyglowvt5 жыл бұрын

    • I think that's what he meant when he said "Bizarre versions of porn"

      @old_pork@old_pork5 жыл бұрын

    • That’s Mark’s name?

      @xeneth531@xeneth5315 жыл бұрын

    • Aiden D mark edward fischbach

      @yert5679@yert56794 жыл бұрын

    • Svenger Mc. Spazzy yeah it's a i tire classification of subspecies terhes multiple of them

      @killerkirby366@killerkirby3664 жыл бұрын

  • I like how he just sits back in his chair all comfy-like, sipping on his drink as he watches his hellish children learn to evolve

    @spencer8204@spencer82043 жыл бұрын

    • That's Mark for ya

      @myak5754@myak57542 жыл бұрын

  • When he was trying to get them to climb I imagined 100’s of dogs just falling down stairs

    @carterdirksen646@carterdirksen6463 жыл бұрын

  • 4:30 This sounds like he’s actually in a irl place talking to people

    @ariesthapa2932@ariesthapa29322 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: ...I'm not crazy! Everyone knows this. Everyone knows..." *Mean while* The spiders: *synchronized seizure*

    @johncarter1739@johncarter17394 жыл бұрын

    • The giant enemy spider

      @zcarp8642@zcarp86423 жыл бұрын

    • Huh

      @manuelmigueltulod8782@manuelmigueltulod87823 жыл бұрын

    • SEIZURE FUCK LETS GO

      @miscellaneousmastermind8817@miscellaneousmastermind88173 жыл бұрын

    • xD

      @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401@coldasifneveraskedthemoon74013 жыл бұрын

    • AKA Muffet from undertale

      @Meladity@Meladity3 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm pretty sure when a daddy spider- a *d a d d y s p i d e r* -"

    @sleepy_clover7361@sleepy_clover73614 жыл бұрын

    • F A T H E R A R A C H N I D

      @Microwave2410@Microwave24103 жыл бұрын

    • @@Microwave2410 A N I M A L O F T H E A R A C N I D F A M I L L Y W I T H A F A T H E R L Y R O L E

      @elanrg@elanrg3 жыл бұрын

    • @Fnafronpa and The tattletail craft daddy long legs is in the huntsman family

      @elanrg@elanrg3 жыл бұрын

    • @@elanrg and? Cellar spiders are a part of the Arachnida class. Theyre technically not fully spiders, but theyre arachnids

      @zer0rebel4@zer0rebel43 жыл бұрын

    • @@zer0rebel4 by that logic so are Scorpions

      @johnrybinski6237@johnrybinski62373 жыл бұрын

  • mark: THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. me: is that a JOJO REFERENCE?!!??!!!?!!!?

    @dominicwhite8749@dominicwhite87492 жыл бұрын

  • "This is a family friendly channel!" About ten minutes later: *proceeds to explain the birds and the bees but in spider form*

    @pandasplayhouse9143@pandasplayhouse91433 жыл бұрын

  • "I like being stable dad." I've never been so disturbed by a seemingly innocuous phrase in my whole life

    @lymphaticjeopardy@lymphaticjeopardy3 жыл бұрын

    • read as Stable Dad at first

      @naride1093@naride10932 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm the Ultimate Lifeform." No wonder why Kars eventually stopped thinking.

    @perfectly-finefinerson9437@perfectly-finefinerson94374 жыл бұрын

    • It looks like daddy long legs bro

      @LeWulfy@LeWulfy4 жыл бұрын

    • Have you seen my turtle?

      @eidolomere@eidolomere3 жыл бұрын

    • I thought Shadow was the Ultimate Lifeform

      @kehoff26@kehoff263 жыл бұрын

    • Ah yes

      @lickablegrass@lickablegrass3 жыл бұрын

    • @@eidolomere aren't YOU the turtle?

      @perfectly-finefinerson9437@perfectly-finefinerson94373 жыл бұрын

  • The fact that Mark made the damn *sound effect* It was something I didn’t know would exist, and I didn’t need, and had the same horrific effect and experience as Furry Squad

    @ThatOneFry2005@ThatOneFry20052 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: “it’s best to make things as simply as possible” Also mark: try’s to create a human

    @patrickhoffman2806@patrickhoffman28062 жыл бұрын

  • Small youtubers: "says a single bad word" KZhead: Demonatized and age restricted. Markiplier: "talks about sex and penises and vagina's" KZhead: You're all good bro 👍

    @michaelhussey717@michaelhussey7175 жыл бұрын

    • Who do you think gets yt more ad money

      @devinward461@devinward4615 жыл бұрын

    • PewDiePie: says heck *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

      @catchamp1880@catchamp18805 жыл бұрын

    • @@catchamp1880 exactly.... Jack also seems to have the same luxury as Mark though.....

      @jader2357@jader23575 жыл бұрын

    • Actually the game grumps did something interesting. Dan said fuck almost asap on a episode and Arin said "You can't swear in the first 10 seconds of a video! Your gonna get us demonatized" or something to that extent.

      @ironicugandan5826@ironicugandan58265 жыл бұрын

    • Mark is being educational.

      @alyssa7867@alyssa78675 жыл бұрын

  • "It's like just watching your children just flop around in a yard" Hang on, I don't think that's how you do it but ok

    @Suophu@Suophu5 жыл бұрын

    • that's totally what happens, my children love doing it after staring at RGB strobe lights!

      @alyssasalmon4883@alyssasalmon48834 жыл бұрын

    • My kid has gills and they do the same

      @okdean7953@okdean79534 жыл бұрын

    • There’s nothing wrong with a nice yard flopping every now and again

      @ethanlocke3604@ethanlocke36044 жыл бұрын

    • I wanna like but I can't, I'm sorry

      @red_pixel_apple58@red_pixel_apple584 жыл бұрын

    • seizures are funny unless you have had one Which i have

      @mdsullivan100@mdsullivan1004 жыл бұрын

  • marks speech on cocktober is the funniest thing ever

    @morosexualidiot@morosexualidiot Жыл бұрын

  • Mark describing how baby spiders are made is god damn hilarious.

    @reznorstuckrath4191@reznorstuckrath41916 ай бұрын

  • I tried making a cat. I broke the game. Cats are apparently perfect lifeforms.

    @katsukibakugan9490@katsukibakugan94905 жыл бұрын

    • therefore, Kars = cat

      @hienduongvan8454@hienduongvan84545 жыл бұрын

    • You right

      @Official_NotNeo@Official_NotNeo5 жыл бұрын

    • Shaggy is the perfect lifeform to be correct...

      @5AMUR-41@5AMUR-415 жыл бұрын

    • @@5AMUR-41 You've ruined the joke.

      @Crazy-qi1gw@Crazy-qi1gw5 жыл бұрын

    • @@Crazy-qi1gw, good

      @5AMUR-41@5AMUR-415 жыл бұрын

  • “Chica and her ill-begotten spawn” is probably the best phrase I’ve ever heard

    @ashthetrash6457@ashthetrash64575 жыл бұрын

  • 5:54 the best of the last generation 🤣🤣

    @Hasde_dfs@Hasde_dfs2 жыл бұрын

  • Chica relationship with mark reminds me of the dog relationship with her dad from Fullmetal Alchemist Edit: I am not talking about the real life Chica

    @narratorfox6646@narratorfox66463 жыл бұрын

    • the memories you just brought back are killing me

      @rogue6827@rogue68273 жыл бұрын

  • 11:20 I just see a bunch of graceful backflipping cows

    @ashwar9800@ashwar98005 жыл бұрын

    • graceful

      @inkreydible@inkreydible5 жыл бұрын

    • Yep, it is the most beautiful sight ever.

      @Crazy-eu1wm@Crazy-eu1wm5 жыл бұрын

    • I see a bunch of cows having their necks snapped over and over as they are tumbling down

      @sodagaming8676@sodagaming86764 жыл бұрын

    • @@sodagaming8676 still graceful :P

      @inkreydible@inkreydible4 жыл бұрын

    • Well they can jump too

      @lorrainewinsor7980@lorrainewinsor79804 жыл бұрын

  • Mark may not drink alcohol any more but he does a damn good impression of being drunk.

    @HexIsme@HexIsme5 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @CalvinBBX@CalvinBBX5 жыл бұрын

    • IKR

      @D-1337@D-13375 жыл бұрын

    • Mark's drunk on life.

      @SlothinAintEasy@SlothinAintEasy5 жыл бұрын

    • the truth makes me cant stop laughing

      @Vellicya@Vellicya5 жыл бұрын

    • Oh I forgot he can't drink. I legitimately thought he had a beer in his hand the entire time.

      @dawnwolf6755@dawnwolf675511 ай бұрын

  • Did no one notice at 15:43 that there was a dog that launched itself into the stratosphere as fast as light?

    @kafi9556@kafi95562 жыл бұрын

    • Didn't know that lol

      @fireredscrollfighter8995@fireredscrollfighter8995 Жыл бұрын

  • 27:10 attack on titan theme drowns out all else.

    @austinclark3495@austinclark34953 жыл бұрын

    • I searched for this comment

      @jakioki@jakioki2 жыл бұрын

  • Life form: *is triangle* Mark: “this is LIFE!”

    @braxtonsambrano5241@braxtonsambrano52414 жыл бұрын

    • noice = yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

      @Firedragon-li5nb@Firedragon-li5nb4 жыл бұрын

    • _Illuminati confirmed_

      @pein4332@pein43323 жыл бұрын

    • ITS AN *A*

      @dudemp4@dudemp42 жыл бұрын

  • “The Ultimate Life form.” **Angry Kars noises**

    @tameronica@tameronica4 жыл бұрын

    • Hazzah a man of culture

      @racconbuilders3665@racconbuilders36654 жыл бұрын

    • HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??

      @nolanbauman3211@nolanbauman32114 жыл бұрын

    • Ayayayay

      @jonathanquerido4871@jonathanquerido48714 жыл бұрын

    • Jojo fans always find each other.

      @AlyshaBolden@AlyshaBolden4 жыл бұрын

    • Classic Animations **AVALON PLAYS**

      @thescarletcultist113@thescarletcultist1134 жыл бұрын

  • *Eventually,* *Mark Has Stopped Thinking*

    @PiydTH@PiydTH3 жыл бұрын

  • ‘It’s like putting your kids outside for a while, watching them flop around until they learn to walk’ yup that’s exactly how i taught my 3 kids to walk lol

    @ManicMama.@ManicMama.2 жыл бұрын

  • “They’re fcking. Come on guys this is a *family channel.”* You um, you sure, Mark?

    @icemagiciangh3268@icemagiciangh32685 жыл бұрын

    • Mark: "This is a family channel" *Literally a few minutes later* Mark: "The daddy spider's penis gets erect-"

      @skyblaze7160@skyblaze71605 жыл бұрын

    • Gallifreyan_Hunter: (memes) me: C H I N A

      @galactisgd431@galactisgd4315 жыл бұрын

    • not really, moving away from "family" content.

      @deannawheeler2365@deannawheeler23655 жыл бұрын

    • Deep space waifu was the most family friendly one so far

      @willowdrakon@willowdrakon5 жыл бұрын

    • About 69% sure it's family friendly.

      @guidojacobs2002@guidojacobs20025 жыл бұрын

  • “This is a Family friendly channel” Proceeds to tell how the spider life cycle works

    @chasenelson9660@chasenelson96604 жыл бұрын

    • the real one doesnt get any better...

      @ignacioperalta6784@ignacioperalta67844 жыл бұрын

    • Fun Fact: spiders feel pain and their skeletons are on the outside of their bodies...

      @messyalien5164@messyalien51643 жыл бұрын

    • @@messyalien5164 yes that's called an exoskeleton

      @smirkfanta5535@smirkfanta55353 жыл бұрын

    • @@smirkfanta5535 yeah, thanks for telling me something that I just explained. They are also vulnerable to predators when they shed there exoskeleton until it hardens But thanks for saying that. forgot to say what it was called

      @messyalien5164@messyalien51643 жыл бұрын

    • very correctly

      @galladegamerletsplays@galladegamerletsplays3 жыл бұрын

  • This is by far the most explicit Markiplier video I have watched.

    @martinfilms1641@martinfilms1641Ай бұрын

  • "Wait, I got an idea" *final words before disaster*

    @randomguyontheinternet9107@randomguyontheinternet91073 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: "I have an idea!" Me: oh no My mom: oh no World: oh no

    @magpakilos@magpakilos5 жыл бұрын

    • Koolaid man: OH YEA- I MEAN OH NO

      @ultraballstudios5221@ultraballstudios52214 жыл бұрын

    • That one friend : Yass

      @spacedog4425@spacedog44254 жыл бұрын

    • god:HELL NAH!

      @rakunasouji1574@rakunasouji15744 жыл бұрын

    • Darth Vader: Nooooooooooo

      @azzkckr1956@azzkckr19564 жыл бұрын

    • Joseph Joestar: OH NOOO

      @lonelyrattle9215@lonelyrattle92154 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier creates life. Life: wHy hAvE yOu FoRsAkEn Me MaStEr

    @captainonomatopoeia@captainonomatopoeia5 жыл бұрын

    • *Mark*: *creates life* Life: *exists in perpetual agony* *Mark*: *drinks Monster*

      @Phoebe5448@Phoebe54485 жыл бұрын

    • @@Phoebe5448 iM dRiNkInG a MoNsTeR rIgHt NoW

      @hamlunchable@hamlunchable5 жыл бұрын

    • Markiplier Makes: Ded peepos

      @gryphonkingbros847@gryphonkingbros8475 жыл бұрын

    • WHHHHOOOAAAAA!!! SPOOPY@@hamlunchable

      @Phoebe5448@Phoebe54485 жыл бұрын

    • WhY yOu TaLk LiKe GaMzEe MaKaRa

      @vr0c131@vr0c1315 жыл бұрын

  • I never thought I would laugh so hard at 50 stick figure dogs falling down an endless flight of stairs set to a jubilant twangy soundtrack.

    @notsure1969@notsure19693 жыл бұрын

  • 25:54 Mark makes MusicMan

    @daniellewilson8527@daniellewilson85272 жыл бұрын

  • what would you do if you were walking in a forest, and a random "A" shaped monster started aggressively break dancing towards you?

    @wickermind6668@wickermind66685 жыл бұрын

    • Wickermind probs help it or something.

      @bobtheglob4805@bobtheglob48055 жыл бұрын

    • Probably Run like that A monster

      @rescuerex7031@rescuerex70315 жыл бұрын

    • Date it

      @baato870@baato8705 жыл бұрын

    • Video footage

      @bmann7564@bmann75645 жыл бұрын

    • run

      @erinhastie8548@erinhastie85485 жыл бұрын

  • Don't feel the bad for the dog in the climbing part. That's not Chica, that's CH-1C-α, a robot design after her. She doesn't feel pain and is always happy. At least, those who she let's live think that.

    @DavrenHelsmere@DavrenHelsmere4 жыл бұрын

    • What was that last sentence?

      @userofusername4981@userofusername49814 жыл бұрын

    • user of username it was a warning ⚠️ DÆRK ÇHÏKÆ ÏŠ ÇØMÏÑG

      @nopebutdope5963@nopebutdope59634 жыл бұрын

    • I'm sure she and X Æ A-12 would be good friends if they met

      @dominique2911@dominique29114 жыл бұрын

    • @@dominique2911 yeah they definitely would

      @pebbles3609@pebbles36094 жыл бұрын

    • the typo at the end where you added an apostrophe to "lets" is so bothersome. it's those tiny little mistakes that bother me the most.

      @carbon1642@carbon16423 жыл бұрын

  • Dog 1: how do we get down the stairs? Dog 2: hmm.....I have an idea 11:12

    @xiao7304@xiao73043 жыл бұрын

  • I’ve been looking for this for 3 years ❤️

    @flechjecha8754@flechjecha8754 Жыл бұрын

  • Why does everyone put muscles inside of triangles? *TRIANGLES CAN’T BEND*

    @brendan9734@brendan97345 жыл бұрын

    • Brendan rigggggghhhhhtttt

      @Jester_Jingles@Jester_Jingles5 жыл бұрын

    • then why don't you split the triangle 3 joint into more joint

      @NXE212@NXE2125 жыл бұрын

    • They can if you try hard enough

      @peakeythebard1454@peakeythebard14545 жыл бұрын

    • and then jojo characters

      @Actinide5013@Actinide50135 жыл бұрын

    • that's where you're wrong kiddo

      @primate6854@primate68545 жыл бұрын

  • I wonder how confused Chica was hearing her name so many times

    @brookebondrozelle@brookebondrozelle5 жыл бұрын

    • Brooke Rozelle she’s usually not with him but sometimes lays by him while he plays

      @alonsospassion924@alonsospassion9245 жыл бұрын

    • Alonso's Passion she’s all knowing

      @brookebondrozelle@brookebondrozelle5 жыл бұрын

    • Pretty sure she can hear him, she's a DOG.

      @queeniethequeenbee3701@queeniethequeenbee37015 жыл бұрын

    • Well dogs have better hearing than humans

      @heshtov5367@heshtov53675 жыл бұрын

    • mark: chica, what are you doing chica: he has gone crazy again

      @mackapacka2695@mackapacka26955 жыл бұрын

  • The true ultimate life form consists of four joints, two bones, and a muscle (the key is to not connect the two bones with one joint). Prepare to watch those bizarre creatures fly like no tomorrow.

    @garrysucks4190@garrysucks41905 ай бұрын

  • 12:35 Man, this new zodiac sign is kinda dope.

    @TheMultiGamerOfficial@TheMultiGamerOfficial2 жыл бұрын

  • You've created the best and most terrifying thing known to man a dog with a 12 foot vertical leap

    @ashleyjohnson9651@ashleyjohnson96515 жыл бұрын

    • high jump master

      @mackapacka2695@mackapacka26955 жыл бұрын

    • Son... That's *not* a dog...

      @gryphonkingbros847@gryphonkingbros8475 жыл бұрын

    • Total, is that you?

      @pyroonahill1249@pyroonahill12495 жыл бұрын

  • That. Is *not.* how spiders work. Wait no. *You are exactly right.*

    @organmann4821@organmann48215 жыл бұрын

    • *loads SPAS-12* *tries to aim at Poison Zombie* *_IT'S A FUCKING SPIDER WAIT NO_* *baby spiders come out of shotgun and cover the poison zombie* nice

      @calyxman@calyxman5 жыл бұрын

    • motato_potato ART/GAMES I agree

      @cooldude5397@cooldude53975 жыл бұрын

    • HOLY CRAP, HOW DID *I* GEY SO MANY LIKES-OFF OF A SPIDER COMMENT NO LESS?!?! *i feel blessed*

      @organmann4821@organmann48215 жыл бұрын

  • It's 3 am and I am looking at a grown man laughing at a thing that looks like a bridge with muscles trying to run.

    @v3es473@v3es473 Жыл бұрын

  • Mark: creating the ultimate life form _meanwhile in the space of the jojo universe_ Kars: am i a joke to you?

    @ultimategigachad629@ultimategigachad6292 жыл бұрын

  • I can relate to Chica freezing under pressure on a spiritual level.

    @kat-kalamity@kat-kalamity5 жыл бұрын

    • I froze once. When a girl was spinning a 1 metre rusty metal pole like a batton and let go. It flew at me like a javelin. Hit me directly on the right eye socket. I could have been half blind if it weren't for the pure luck of the direct hit

      @InsomniacStephens141@InsomniacStephens1415 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou5 жыл бұрын

    • @@InsomniacStephens141 OH DAMN I'M GLAD U OK HOMIE. (Also who the heck just chucks poles at people wtf?)

      @kat-kalamity@kat-kalamity5 жыл бұрын

    • @@kat-kalamity it was an accident at a playgroup when I was much younger, but if you imagine the hollow inside of the pole, it hit me so my eye was within the hollow part. Luckiest I could have been

      @InsomniacStephens141@InsomniacStephens1415 жыл бұрын

  • AKA the episode where markiplier throws his dog down the stairs a few hundred times till the poor pooch resorts to dark magic

    @silvertail7131@silvertail71315 жыл бұрын

    • lmfao

      @Ltdayman1000@Ltdayman10005 жыл бұрын

    • *DARK POOCHIE*

      @martinooo420@martinooo4205 жыл бұрын

    • Fergal Harkin the dark Chicka origin story

      @maritimebard2984@maritimebard29845 жыл бұрын

    • I would watch that

      @krystaltherouge2374@krystaltherouge23745 жыл бұрын

  • “Forever go away” Ad: *sup*

    @RealMuromets@RealMuromets3 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier: this is a family friendly channel Also Mark: *explains how babies are made*

    @randomcrackhead8627@randomcrackhead86272 жыл бұрын

  • Sooo... right when he tells his “children” that he hates them and wants them to forever go away, I got a Johnson & Johnson baby ad.😂

    @the1sonder884@the1sonder8844 жыл бұрын

    • Squarespace ad.

      @savagenovelist2983@savagenovelist29833 жыл бұрын

    • ironic

      @ourgoldenspires@ourgoldenspires3 жыл бұрын

    • The#1 Sonder that is amazing my dude

      @breydenclements9356@breydenclements93563 жыл бұрын

    • The#1 Sonder also I got Verizon

      @breydenclements9356@breydenclements93563 жыл бұрын

    • @@SinisterF. uBlock origins

      @snarfymcsnarfface2323@snarfymcsnarfface23233 жыл бұрын

  • this is an exact recreation of what god did when he was creating us

    @epicgamer-kh7qg@epicgamer-kh7qg3 жыл бұрын

    • LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

      @Bluzigo@Bluzigo3 жыл бұрын

    • Are you telling me Markiplier is god? If so I'm totally on board

      @hiddendraco2607@hiddendraco26072 жыл бұрын

    • @@hiddendraco2607 what does that make Bob, Wade, and Shaun?

      @Engieman909@Engieman9092 жыл бұрын

    • @@Engieman909 arch angles

      @n-s-a7113@n-s-a71132 жыл бұрын

    • @@danghd2 nonono ANGLES not angels

      @rubygamer21@rubygamer21 Жыл бұрын

  • The look of pure joy that turned into disgust in the blink of an eye when he noticed what the human like creatures were doing on the floor

    @christopherplaysviolin3082@christopherplaysviolin30822 жыл бұрын

  • Please make more of this, for nostalgia week!

    @halospapyrus6367@halospapyrus63672 жыл бұрын

  • 2018：Mark: I don't think spiders lay eggs. 2019:Mark:There's a spider laying eggs in my vr headset!!

    @ee3171@ee31714 жыл бұрын

    • I breed spiders I can confirm they lay eggs XD

      @agonyghoul488@agonyghoul4883 жыл бұрын

    • Growth!

      @YarnyKate@YarnyKate3 жыл бұрын

    • character development

      @veragevann@veragevann3 жыл бұрын

    • Burn the headset i have arachnophobia

      @hrblock11@hrblock113 жыл бұрын

    • Jerry Cook nu

      @fluttershy1529@fluttershy15293 жыл бұрын

  • 19:04 That moment when Mark starts talking about mommy and daddy spider and your mom walks in

    @memento_00187@memento_001875 жыл бұрын

    • yep

      @captainbooboosavage6523@captainbooboosavage65235 жыл бұрын

    • he legit sounds like a child who just figured out how the whole thing works XD

      @stardust7129@stardust71295 жыл бұрын

    • @@stardust7129 fam if you've heard children talking about stuff like that, I feel bad for you

      @nicholasnutquick5141@nicholasnutquick51415 жыл бұрын

  • I've been playing this for years and I love that Mark found it

    @blakem5619@blakem56192 жыл бұрын

  • I tried out the game and after some testing I managed to make a creature that rolls around. I am so happy right now.

    @laughsingay@laughsingay Жыл бұрын

  • Mark at 5:24 "this is a family friendly channel" Mark at 18:58 explaining how sex works

    @serenitymartel6683@serenitymartel66835 жыл бұрын

    • Wtf

      @kingturbo01johh57@kingturbo01johh575 жыл бұрын

    • Ture

      @johnmccann782@johnmccann7825 жыл бұрын

    • Woah woah woah, this is a family channel guys we don’t use the word “sex”

      @someinternetperson@someinternetperson5 жыл бұрын

    • @@someinternetperson its not have u watch his other vidoes

      @kingturbo01johh57@kingturbo01johh575 жыл бұрын

    • ikrXD

      @princeluna7101@princeluna71015 жыл бұрын

  • What’s this? Markiplier is evolving! _Oh wait no, he was just stretching._

    @DanielSambar@DanielSambar5 жыл бұрын

    • Daniel Sambar lol

      @Thatbookishguy69@Thatbookishguy695 жыл бұрын

    • XD lol

      @subaidahjeteh8134@subaidahjeteh81345 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @FN_luluflute@FN_luluflute5 жыл бұрын

    • Nice pic...😂😂😂

      @subaidahjeteh8134@subaidahjeteh81345 жыл бұрын

    • Daniel Sambar your picture looks like the picture CallMeCarson has so niCe

      @guaage@guaage5 жыл бұрын

  • “Baby spiders in your face!” *fnaf vr flashbacks*

    @MisplacedPotassium@MisplacedPotassium2 жыл бұрын

  • Now I'm just imagining zombies looking like this with a Markiplier face causing an apocalypse and repeatedly say Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier menacingly

    @SpeedyTurtle975@SpeedyTurtle975 Жыл бұрын

  • 14:43 Mark's Creation: Shimmies across ground Mark: Intense Joy and laughter

    @Kthulhu832@Kthulhu8323 жыл бұрын

  • When a mommy Dracula and a daddy Dracula love eachother very much, they do the monster mash.

    @conjureslade7149@conjureslade71495 жыл бұрын

    • And oh my, it was a very good bash

      @SpaceCadetSec@SpaceCadetSec5 жыл бұрын

    • It went on in a flash.

      @epsilonthedragon1249@epsilonthedragon12495 жыл бұрын

    • Oh, It was a mash

      @coreythepeanut@coreythepeanut5 жыл бұрын

    • God dammnit...

      @Godzilla691138MW3@Godzilla691138MW35 жыл бұрын

    • In a year or so, I will start a Twitch channel, with the same name as this profile, streaming games until I have enough money to get a GOP to go air soft bids on youtube.

      @conjureslade7149@conjureslade71495 жыл бұрын

  • Watching this has made me curious as to if a game could be made completely by an ai with as little human input as possible, like what would the outcome be, I just feel like thatd be something super interesting to see happen

    @Scarycolt@Scarycolt2 жыл бұрын

  • Bruh literally both the funniest, scariest, and most in literal video ever

    @BaconPickle.@BaconPickle.2 жыл бұрын

  • *sees the beginning of the game* Me: Oh that’s so cool! *sees final form* Me: Oh GOD that is horrifying…

    @videodays6652@videodays66525 жыл бұрын

  • I could tell from the thumbnail this was going to be either: A, The fall and rebirth of Markiplier into an ultra powerful crab god! B, a funny let's play Or C, A severely stupid game Looks like all 3 were right

    @danmcmaster4561@danmcmaster45615 жыл бұрын

    • a game that progressively grows smarter = stupid gottem

      @kevbri11@kevbri114 жыл бұрын

  • 7:19 the feeling you get in any and all Grand Strategy games. Eventually you turn into an insane madman or something along those lines lol

    @gallantascent6692@gallantascent66922 жыл бұрын

  • “Family friendly” *_DADDY SPIDER INTENSIFIES_*

    @howtheheck8639@howtheheck86394 жыл бұрын

    • Cocktober

      @EloLeChan@EloLeChan3 жыл бұрын

    • Mega dill pickle

      @raven_ouma@raven_ouma3 жыл бұрын

  • Me: I've always wondered what Mark would be like as a dad... Mark: Ok kids so when a mommy spider loves a daddy spider they- Me: Oh yeah... Marks gonna be a great dad!😂😂😂

    @kennagilbert827@kennagilbert8275 жыл бұрын

    • How long would it take for his children to learn all the swear words?

      @tip3338@tip33385 жыл бұрын

    • @@tip3338 Approximately 1 whole hour

      @dumbledazzjones@dumbledazzjones5 жыл бұрын

    • @@tip3338 same as took my dad to teach me and my first word was bull shit

      @vaultdweller236@vaultdweller2365 жыл бұрын

    • Tori I. Post never bc female spiders eat the males after sex if they’re hungry, mantis too

      @Voiidpriince@Voiidpriince5 жыл бұрын

    • you don't want that, the universe is just barely big enough for marks ego.

      @Revenent666@Revenent6665 жыл бұрын

  • I just imagine this how he talks to some kids. He just watches kids on a trampoline with a beer in hand. One of the kids shoots into the air and he's just like "WHERE DID YOU GO?!"

    @KatieLeDerp@KatieLeDerp2 жыл бұрын

  • “That’s not walking! That’s flopping on your ass!” *Lmfao* 💀

    @PHPFlips@PHPFlips Жыл бұрын

  • "Im pretty sure spiders give live birth" *egg sack intensifies*

    @takeitback.rightnow8553@takeitback.rightnow85533 жыл бұрын

  • Mark says "this is supposed to be a child friendly stream" he then discloses how he believes spiders mate vividly. What wholesome content :)

    @sionijiminian9874@sionijiminian98745 жыл бұрын

    • Daddy long legs have penises which technically would make them different than other spiders. Which might make them not a spider

      @manbuckett3460@manbuckett34605 жыл бұрын

    • Most female spiders eat the male to reproduce. Eat their entire body.

      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla@brothersandsistersofvalhalla5 жыл бұрын

    • Also he discusses how the streamer are "sick f***s" for wanting a hamster to f**k an elephant 😂

      @SurprisinglyDeep@SurprisinglyDeep5 жыл бұрын

    • That's because he's full of shit.

      @Revenent666@Revenent6665 жыл бұрын

    • Dont forget cocktober

      @maya.5534@maya.55345 жыл бұрын

  • 2:10 eugenics 101

    @constellations8572@constellations85723 жыл бұрын

  • That one stickman flinging out of existence sent my whole body into orbit XD

    @Fueledbystardust@Fueledbystardust Жыл бұрын

  • Hearing the way Mark explains spider birth makes me wish he was my teacher.

    @aeuouae@aeuouae5 жыл бұрын

    • Aeuouae Means Nothing I know right lol

      @zekethecasualgeek5897@zekethecasualgeek58975 жыл бұрын

    • Yesssssss

      @todd1220@todd12205 жыл бұрын

    • Dan TDM

      @valhogan7939@valhogan79395 жыл бұрын

    • If only if only

      @demonofsixpaths2078@demonofsixpaths20785 жыл бұрын

    • If only it was the right information lol

      @emilypalm8146@emilypalm81465 жыл бұрын
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