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•watches grown man yell at his hands• *CONTENT*
I'll be your 666th like
No no no QUALITY content
Gravity YT that is hilariously incorrect.
He was calling his left hand righty
at the wrong hands to lol
Mark: is half Korean. Also Mark: "Where's Asia"
I honestly thought that he was hawaiian ngl. I have bee watching him for years
@@bigfloppa759 he was born in Hawaii, if I'm not mistaken. I think his father was in the military ^w^
@@virtualvivi i know his father's name is Cliff.. and he's dead, he said it in unus annus, the ghost hunting video.. but it's gone now 😭😭😭
@@hankshellstrop1735 yeah, his dad passed away in 2008.
@@charliewegner thats the year i was born-
Regular human: talks to another human. Markiplier: screaming at his hands to not screw up
L
I do that
That’s mark for you
I do that too😞
I think I saw marks soul almost leave his body when he said "Welcome to five weird games" cus he almost sounded like he was about to say five nights at Freddie's and you could see the Vietnam flashbacks in his eyes.
Lol
It has been almost 2 years since this came out. We must remind Mark of “I DONT WANT TO FRICK AN ANT
Camden Grohs yes we shall!!
It's Fuck not Frick
It's Fuck not Frick
@@Thays-nu8bn Thats what i thought. I think their a kid
@@I_missed *They're I think you're a kid yourself
"I can play with myself" "I'm beating myself!" "I love you, righty!"
O.o
OwO
@@ZorickJr UwU
*Now hold up*
i love u righty as he kisses his left hand
51:34 Mark: I’m going to do one more try, because I’m a glutton for punishment Again, he is *NOT* a masochist…
26:30 i love how the subtitles guy just fucking gave up at that point
I just love how every time he killed a ant, it sounds like a shotgun went off XD
It's the intervention from mw2 actually
*an ant Sorry I am picky.
@@-Foxytato- YOUR AUCTUALLY RIGHT XD
It's so fucking funny
I know right
Watching a man yell at his hands and make them kiss is the content I never knew I needed
I think I always knew I just never found it until today
The talking shark had me laughing my ass off the whole time 😂
😂😅
“Just pick up the emergency device in front of you.” *drops gun*
“I DONT WANT TO F••K AN ANT!” Has me dead😂😂😂
Simply Marie I DONT WANT TO F__CK AN ANT!!
I DON'T WANT TO FLICK AN ANT
I have chores to do but instead I'm watching a grown-ass man yell at his hands.
"Grown ass man yelling at his hands" Yea, thats me every night.... think about it xD
PastelMagpie I like how he is calling his left hand "Righty" and the other way around.
Even more interesting is that he mixed up his hands, he yelled at "righty" but in fact it was his left hand.
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
PastelMagpie r
19:26 "YOU SEE HOW IT'S NOT WORKING?" >Tentacle literally too far forward spraying into the void
Mark: “You know I’ve always believed in You lefty” Also Mark: *Shows his right hand*
His camera is flipped
His camera is flipped so it looks like it's his right hand but it's actually his left hand
Oops
Dude. No worries. I was sitting here so confused. My brain cannot comprehend how it’s flipped and it looks he’s pointing to his right when he says left. It messes with my head so bad haha
@@RevyngeV2 cool
"I can play with myself" 2 seconds later "Im beating myself!" Uhhhhhh....
Wow, I completely glossed over that XD I didn't even notice.
uhhhh indeed, uhhh indeed
@Evyfinn oh no .
NOw ThIs iS CoNtEnT
Sweet home Alabama intensifies by 100
"the tentacle weirded me out a little bit but now I'm into it" ~Markiplier, 2018
Thats what I said when I watched hentai for the first time. *finger guns*
XD
Heyy!! I'm a smaller creator who wants to be like Other KZheadrs and I just posted "Fighting 10yearolds on roblox" and thought it would make ya laugh!! ❤️
You know, I honestly wanted to say that but I was too lazy to make another comment. gg no re
That's a VERY joyful Dragon you got there😋
48:14 absolutely killed me. This is why I watch this channel when I'm sleep deprived, I laugh ten times harder.
13:21 : i’ve seen enough anime to know where this is going
The shark simulator makes me laugh so hard..I love how he lets the shark talk ..matches the voice so great ..
Hey
@@powerdogs4027 wot
LaRrY??
It’s Sharkiplier
@@angelopalermo880 That's what I was thinking!
*a grown man having a love affair with his hands* Aw yes, maturity 👌
FUN FACT Antbassader was made by the creator of Octodad.
Lol
"The tentacle weirded me out, but now I'm into it" ~ Markiplier
10:04 whole new meaning to “talk to the hand” 💀
Mark: THESE HANDS CAN ONLY KILL * John Wick intensifies *
Game 1: *Dreamworks: Antz 2* Game 2: *Mark's private-time with his hand Simulator* Game 3: *Octodad 2: Independence Day* Game 4: *Jaws 5: The Jaws Movie We Never Had, But Needed* Game 5: *A game Mark should have been good at since he was a bar tender once.*
Game 3: *Mark's Tentacle Doesn't Work*
Good one
._.
Game 2: Don’t Push the Red Button 2
Someone should make an animated version of the 4th one.
Watching Mark playing with “Righty” and “Lefty” is just… amazing. 😆
This is literally one of the funniest Markiplier videos I’ve ever seen and I can’t stop laughing lol
Same
The commitment with which Mark makes the shark “talk” throughout the game is bothhhh kinda concerning but definitely hilarious 😂😅
Isn't it always concerning when mark starts doing voices
You have broken a mark rule you have questioned it
Funny also. :3 Pwes dunt jude
Mark: *continuously crushing ants by mistake* Me: *Dying of laughter* 2 year later edit: Wowuss, that's pretty fancy, thanks for the likes
Me to
Same!!!!
The gunshot sound took me out 😂
Hadada
Hands he loves his hands
11:12 Jesus Christ what are you my dad?
4:35 Im crying XDDDD
Damn, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. For some reason, him accidentally smashing the ants was just damn hilarious.
I think it was markiplier's shocked reaction to doing so.
I DIED WHEN HE DID THAT TOO XD
Yes
Would have hit like but... 69!
Not to mention the squish and gun sounds that happen when the ants get dead
"These hands they can only KILL"
Mark's commentary on the shark simulator had me ugly cry snort laughing from start to finish XD
With the tree one, i actually paid attention to the sound when the shift ended, and all I could think about was Mark yelling “wAs ThAt ThE bItE oF ‘87!?!” we must remind him
I cried a little of laughter watching mark continuously kill ants and sincerely regretting it everytime. 😂😂
Same 😂😂
Bro we are so true with each other
I CAN'T
same here XD
Same
Won't lie, i'd pay to listen to an audiobook of mark narrating a shark's life story.
It's on 69 so I don't want to like ur comment, so I'm commenting instead 😁
I swear he did do that
wouldn't anyone? lmao i would listen to his voice in general even if he's ranting about a d*ck being too small or something
Ngl, at first glance I thought your profile pic was a really derpy yugi. 😂
28:05 So... He flailed into one person killing them. Then nibbled on a wooden deck chair whilst his kill counter went up to 4. Was that just 3 people running into the ocean and drowning?
3:23 God himself has smited thee
Amy: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH YOUR OWN HANDS “GASP”
Everyone's cheating on their partner with their hands
@@catattack7639 not everyone 😂
@@mar-ui2sr most people
i’m new here- whos amy😭😭
@@avamitchell983 ooooh yea it’s marks gf
“Oh it’s two player” *Be More Chill intensifies*
*apocalypse of the damned* *l e v e l n i n e* *t h e c a f e t o r i u--*
A man of culture
@@somethingindistinct2535 FIND THE BAD GUY PUSH HIM ASIDE
@@missy2375 THEN MOVE ON FORWARD WITH YOUR FRIEND AT YOUR SIDE
*flashback to middle school*
"I don't know what to do with the money so I guess I'm just done!" you literally just passed the store as you said that maaaaaark
Can you imagine being mark, arguing and having a conversation with your hands and Amy just walks in 😂
That’d be funny 😂
Can you imagine being Amy? Watching your grown as husband arguing with his hands and then making them kiss for the camera?
"I was weirded out by the tentacle at first. But now im into it." -Mark
Basically every hentai ever
*u h o h*
I call hentai.
20:33 The tentacle wierded me out at first but now I'm into it. - Mark 2018
o0Avalon0o people are all like that at first
ya weebs, wait i'm a weeb black bible
Tentacle porn.
looks like a di_k
1:46 - you sound so much like Kronk, 11/10 obsessed
"Its a two player game? Well i'll just play with myself." - Markiplier, 2018
Friends- what are you doing today Me- *watching a grown man make his hands make out*
MiNT I said that to my mom and she just told me that I should have more mature role models.
And mixing up right and left😂😂
Ethan White, yeah! I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!😂😂 But then again the camera perspective could’ve just been swapped.
Angelica Rodriguez, that’s what I was thinking¡
Mark is a time traveler confirmed he put WAP as his username 2 years before the song came out o.O
I was trying to find a comment that said this hehehe
Mark predicted WAP
mark:call right hand "lefty" me: *fnaf flashback*
OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂😂😂
I was thinking the same
lol he flips his camera so its actually correcttttt
@@bIessinq I don’t think he flipped the camera
@@niyah000 i believe inverts it in editing... i’ve seen other vids with his “correct” room before... i cOULD be wrong because i’ve obviously haven’t ever been in his house before. but according to what i’ve seen in the past, i’m going by that ❤️
The title should be: "5 NORMAL GAMES MADE WEIRD WITH MARK"
John Dubuc yes it should be
John Dubuc yes
And it is sharkiplier
Lmao. Hi my name is markiplier and I'm making these games weird because reasons
ye ur right it should be
4:45 weirdest game o A T
WAP... Coincidence??? I THINK NOT
Watching a grown ass adult man, with a mental age of seven, is the most hilarious thing in the entire world! I'm DYING!!!!! XD XD XD
Misty Games :I agree with you on so many levels 😂
EKSDEEEEEEE
8:31 "I really do love these physics enabled games" -Markiplier Me: (Thinks back to Surgeon Simulator and I Am Bread) "Are you sure?"
I think the tenticle reminds of Octodad as well, but I'm not entirely sure
I was thinking about Getting Over It and his PTSD associated with that
@@bobmcguffin5706 ok. Haven't heard about it before
And octodad
what about Octodad?
I live for mark talking to his own hands and handling them like i did with barbies in the past
11:46 in the backround, is that an oculus quest 2?
9:51 "Good ol' righty" **proceeds to kiss left hand**
Camera flipped
I agree with the first reply.
I agree with the second reply
I agree with the third reply
I agree with the fourth reply
3:15 I could not stop laughing at the fact when Mark continuously kills ants and I'm supposed to be quiet since the rest of my family is sleeping. You are going to get me in trouble one day Mark.
I laughed so hard
KitKat 4657 yup me too
Me too
Omg my fam is asleep 2!
Same
51:30 mark discovered wap
3:54 Mark: "I AM NOT A MASOCHIST"
7:15 when the main character dies before you finish your evil monologue.
Mark: "The tentacle weirded me out for a second but i'm into it now." Me: "MARK IS INTO TENTACLES???"
Tentacle porn is a growing market some how..
Nah nah. Tentacles are into Mark if ya know what I mean.
@@tortipole O O ---
Oh good god-
I mean, who isn't-
I have watched this dozens of times and only NOW did I realize that for the 2nd game he's wearing a totally different shirt than the first and third. And then the last 2 are also different. Shows how much I look at him when he plays.
That shark simulator game is hilarious. Hours of fun making the shark talk and go on adventures.
this is the content I hoped to sponsor for, Mark yelling at his own hands
"I don't wanna f*** an ant!" -Markiplier 2018
I would f*** an ant, if it was anthropomorphic
Mark's talking to his hands 🤣🤣🤣
The princess moving her antenna like an idle boss in a video game 6:42
I just spent almost an hour watching a grown man yell at his hands. *-peak intelligence-*
blurryface 19 nice pfp
im sending nico after you
i love that this is my life now. watching a grown man yell at his hands then making them kiss. *quality content*
fr
27:25 that yeeee always makes me laughed my ass of
3:55 "i am the hand crusher" -todoroki shoto (idk when) "these hands can only kill" -mark 2018 these guys should team up 😂
7:52 Antonio couldn't stand the pressure of Mark's speech.
Ha!
*here we watch as Mark has emotional problems with his hands*
Quite right
Couldn't decide which one to use if you know what I mean
-again.
26:59 Seeing Mark play as a silly shark was so adorable, that I had to make an animation for it. :D
Cool 😊
The first game is so ridiculous, not even just because of what is happening in the game, but because how much effort it takes to move your finger and hand 😂😂😂. 4:40 Listen to how Marks like "okay.. okay" like he really has to concentrate to move his finger without slaughtering ants xD.
I just imagine Tyler or Ethan walking in and saying: "guys! Marks talking to his hands again! "
Samara does vlogs lol or sean saying it and ethan or Tyler reassuring him that it's normal
Hahahaha
Montgomery Mitchell Sean: "ETHAN, MARK LOST IT! HE IS TALKING TO HIS HANDS" Ethan: "its normal he does it all the time because of the level of isolation in that room"
Emily Blackstone omg the fact it's probably true is sad but hilarious 😂😂😂
4:20 this part is really funny to me It's been a chaotic day today and watching this video has made me feel a lot better than before.
30:52 imagine just minding your business on the beach and a fucking shark comes out of nowhere and slaps you with its whole body at 15 mph
*When you realize you're so lonely you still play a 2 player game with yourself*
Faith Hope he got his hands confused I think. He said righty was lefty and lefty was righty?
chris howell Are KZhead videos mirrored because of the cameras?
chris howell His facecam is mirrored :)
-you're*-
That could be said about any teenager ;)
30:53 Oh what a wonderf- SMACK: Gets hit by a shark
I can’t believe mark rages on his right hand even tho they both hands were on the plate he needed but he just used the left
5 yrs since this came out, NOW I REMEBER WHY I USED TO TALK TO MY HANDS
I see Mark is back to his *ant-ics* again
Veridian STTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP WITH PUUUUUNNNNSSS
NO
No. Just no.
Veridian Thank you...I am truly entertained XDDDD
OH NO
“With this crown- With this crown-“ H u h That reminds me of- With this cup- With this cup- With this cup! I will drink your sorrows. No no that’s not it. ~corpse bride
Yaaas
Hell yeah!
I love corpse bride-
Omg yassssssss
@Katia I wonder how Victoria would react if she heard him say that🤣🤣
9:54 im waiting for the people commenting "i wish i was that hand" LMAOOA
I like how mark looks at his tight hand and starts yelling you fd it up lefty and vice versa
He's talking to his body parts again, oh wait now he is kissing them to
Character development
At least he isn't taking advise from his ass
At least he doesn’t.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ur species Feces lol to far...miles to far
1999: "By 2015 there will be flying cars", 2018: Man has an intense violent conversation between his hands
Man makes his hands kiss in front of the entire internet, internet enjoys it
I love how he starts the second game with “oh it’s a two player game. I’ll just play with my self”
I want to see a full animated comedy with Mark as a talking shark. Maybe, Mark the Shark? 😬
Or Markiplier the Sharkiplier
Don't try to overcome weirdness, let weirdness overcome you.
Are you threatening me?
Right in the bunghole
I did that a long time ago and I will never regret it😂😂😂
The Internet Commentator I am 😬
Maddies Mega Life ooooooooohhhhh
Mark: I love these physically enabled games Me: watches mark play “I am bread”
Why is the shark screaming so hilarious...the editing 😂
The most entertaining thing about this was Mark voicing a killer shark. I have never wanted to watch an animated series about a shark voiced by Mark before this moment.
I like how Mark didn’t listen to himself when he was editing 🤣
I think that was intentional.
Ethan and Katherine edit his videos
Blep Ep Katherine quit a while ago
Dyamond Bolden most of the time it’s not him so...
Mousie87 didn’t Ethan quit too so that he could work on his own channel more?
"Can you delete that?" Still makes it into the final cut