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2023 ж. 20 Шіл.
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Ricky Gervais is letting fear take over!
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  • Lesson my dad taught me: the odds are 10million to one that there will be someone on your plane that's smuggled a bomb on. And the odds are 10trillion to one that there will be two people on board that have smuggled bombs on. So, to be a lot safer - take your own bomb!

    @thecatinthehat3931@thecatinthehat39319 ай бұрын

    • So dumb but so funny 😂

      @PraniGopu@PraniGopu9 ай бұрын

    • If they do catch you with that bomb while boarding, just think of the plus side - you'll be out of prison in about 3 years with extant woke UK "justice."

      @ph8077@ph80779 ай бұрын

    • but if nobody else has a bomb the odds are now 1/1 that there is ONE bomb on the plane, and that's all it takes to blow a plane up :D

      @KristopherNoronha@KristopherNoronha9 ай бұрын

    • @@KristopherNoronha I am the 'someone' so that makes the odds 10million to one .... and anyway I've never used it! 😜

      @thecatinthehat3931@thecatinthehat39319 ай бұрын

    • You can't count on anyone these days. 💣💥 Lol. I don't understand why some are SO afraid to fly... 🛫 but no problem in cars. 🚗 You're more likely to be struck by lightning⚡🌩than to die in a plane crash. But cars? 🚙 1 in 103 chance you'll die. ☠ That's scary low. 📉My car anxiety is CRAZY. 📈

      @theshadylady1982@theshadylady19829 ай бұрын

  • "he has all the gear..." "Let's report him, No, in case someone thinks we are racists"...LOL

    @Tony_SZ97@Tony_SZ978 ай бұрын

  • I was waiting for the air hostess to say “magazine sir? Certainly, for an AK47?”.

    @Frustratedfool@Frustratedfool9 ай бұрын

    • lol, same!

      @kazopa68@kazopa689 ай бұрын

    • brilliant

      @suzukigsxfa9683@suzukigsxfa96839 ай бұрын

    • Very good

      @AustinGoodman-ub9fo@AustinGoodman-ub9fo2 ай бұрын

  • We need more people like Ricky who speak their mind without having to worry about how it'll affect their PR😅

    @rgnandanshetty2950@rgnandanshetty29509 ай бұрын

    • Ricky doesn't have a mind of his own . He's a hired hand.

      @jaccrystal6993@jaccrystal69939 ай бұрын

    • Maybe he doesn't care abour PR because he had a normal, unfamous life when younger?

      @theyarnycaterpillar3563@theyarnycaterpillar35639 ай бұрын

    • Ricky doesn't have a mind of his own.He's a stooge to get people laugh while he's taking the .. . out of them.

      @jaccrystal6993@jaccrystal69939 ай бұрын

    • I like Ricky but dont look up to people speaking their mind, it depends on what they're saying. I am sure Hitler spoke his mind without worrying about how it will affect their PR

      @rajnair5667@rajnair56679 ай бұрын

    • It's comedy, and he's ridiculising prejudice. He's speaking in first person, but he's playing a character. Think of it as a play.

      @harrr53@harrr537 ай бұрын

  • I love Ricky Gervais

    @jgrantsf@jgrantsf8 ай бұрын

  • It's great he can make fun of himself and show weakness. Bravo. Funny. XD

    @fatalheart7382@fatalheart73829 ай бұрын

  • I was on a plane that made a scheduled stop on the way to Edinburgh when everyone but me and two others got off…we were awaiting the arrival of the new passengers when a mechanic got on and asked us and the crew if anyone had a screwdriver….this might have been a joke but it was alarming.…

    @lizmacrae4970@lizmacrae49709 ай бұрын

    • It happens. Had the mechanics show up to change a map light and their screwdriver wouldn't fit the hole to reach the screw. The gate agent procured one 😂

      @Shadow__133@Shadow__1339 ай бұрын

    • Hilarious 😂

      @jackiewright5643@jackiewright56438 ай бұрын

    • Happen to me too. I got on a plane as first passanger and i caught crew head wrapping his speech to mechanics with words "Is it even gonna fly?! =sees me= Oh nevermind. We'll see it on the news then, c'mon boys"

      @slaker1990@slaker19903 ай бұрын

  • Yeah but not in foreign 😂

    @aididdat1749@aididdat17499 ай бұрын

    • I call it squiggle, because that's what it looks like written down.

      @bumblerbumble9843@bumblerbumble98439 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, foreign is dangerous. Mind you, I am foreign. So BEWARE bitches!

      @SuitedConnectors@SuitedConnectors9 ай бұрын

  • This is how we stay alive and have evolved as a species. By making quick appraisals and snap judgements. Friend or foe? Predator or prey? It's perfectly natural. But as Ricky said, you have a conversation with the rational part of your brain and make fact based decisions. There is still that primal urge to survive and thrive though. That part of our brain never totally went away.

    @jena.alexia@jena.alexia9 ай бұрын

    • Nor need it go away.

      @artiefount@artiefount9 ай бұрын

    • We were created by God.We are not a species but human beings created in God's image.But u will find when it's too late

      @jameshermes5576@jameshermes55769 ай бұрын

    • We are more than that, though. These days we have scinece and statistics so it is stupid to just ignore all of that and just go with a biased reflex. Some people, for example, are affraid to fly but not affraid to drive, while driving is more risky than flying, by a LOT.

      @_TheDudeAbides_@_TheDudeAbides_9 ай бұрын

    • @@jameshermes5576 and god he gives cancer as soon as ones born

      @xking21@xking219 ай бұрын

    • Fight or Flight? It's instilled in all of us only sometimes you make the wrong decision

      @user-tj7ek8bs7x@user-tj7ek8bs7x8 ай бұрын

  • He cracks me up!

    @yarnpower@yarnpower9 ай бұрын

  • RG repertoire is unrivalled

    @dawnobrien1968@dawnobrien19689 ай бұрын

  • Love this guy ❤

    @shimaashehata4233@shimaashehata42338 ай бұрын

  • 450 others, lmfao hes not wrong 😂

    @SilentKME@SilentKME9 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant - if only i could keep a live camera on the times that i make my self laugh in the face of adversity - life is a wonderful gift especially when you see things that may appear to be bad but we find humour in because after all 99% of the fear in our lives is self created - good bless the spirit journey we are all on - no matter what denial we are on too - until we find the Truth x

    @Mummaearth@Mummaearth8 ай бұрын

  • I always found it funny that first class is at the front of the plane while the rear of the plane statistically has the safest seats…

    @symbiat0@symbiat08 ай бұрын

    • That's why I always ask if I can sit near the black box

      @user-ee4xp9zo6z@user-ee4xp9zo6z7 ай бұрын

    • There are no such thing as "safest seats" those statistics give out illusion of that. Because most dangerous part of the flight is landing/taking off, during those times back of the plane indeed is the most safest point. (For the simple reason it is the last part to impact on anything) But it all depends on the crash itself, on some crashes the safest area is the middle and some other it is the front. Middle where the wings are, is structurally the strongest part, but you also sit over the fuel tanks.

      @Kuutti_original@Kuutti_original7 ай бұрын

    • Just the facts!🙏🎁👂

      @420luvsounds@420luvsounds6 ай бұрын

    • What statistics is that, everyone dies regardless

      @SuperCosty2010@SuperCosty20105 ай бұрын

    • @@SuperCosty2010 TIME did an analysis based on 35 years of aviation data back in 2015. The rear third of the plane had a 32% fatality rate and for the middle seats in that rear section it’s 29%. It’s higher as you move forward but of course, it depends on the type of accident too.

      @symbiat0@symbiat05 ай бұрын

  • I like how being late by taking a different flight vs dying never seemed to occur.

    @dn8387@dn83879 ай бұрын

    • He booked the flight while being rational.

      @_TheDudeAbides_@_TheDudeAbides_9 ай бұрын

    • Do you get a refund? He said first class is $10k.

      @onii-chandaisuki5710@onii-chandaisuki5710Ай бұрын

  • Very sober observations. It is a prejudice to judge other people by its looks. If on late evening in east London some "colours" walking with machette, YOU MUST consider he's a botanist or humble blacksmith.

    @lukosius68@lukosius689 ай бұрын

    • I happily judge. "I'm out at 2am because I'm a drunken pervert. What's this freak's problem?"

      @HiHo-zh4rd@HiHo-zh4rd8 ай бұрын

    • And you don't see how your comment makes you sound very racist?

      @Egalitarian917@Egalitarian9173 ай бұрын

    • 😅😅😅

      @alidabotes6264@alidabotes62642 ай бұрын

  • Honestly RG is way off in a class by himself! 😂

    @Celeste-in-Oz@Celeste-in-Oz6 ай бұрын

  • The US government worries me more than any flight ever would.

    @davidkirk6249@davidkirk62498 ай бұрын

    • we refused to fix it so other countries are about to. #BRICS + 6 + over 70 affiliate nations

      @donHooligan@donHooligan5 ай бұрын

    • I suggest seeing a psychiatrist as soon as possible!

      @oldtimer7635@oldtimer76352 ай бұрын

    • nazis don't worry you,@@oldtimer7635?

      @donHooligan@donHooligan2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@oldtimer7635no need. Search up Operation Northwoods. A proposed government plan to bomb their fellow US citizens to blame Cuba

      @AbdirahmanIdris-ku9xm@AbdirahmanIdris-ku9xmАй бұрын

  • He is a delight!!

    @cynthiawilliams737@cynthiawilliams7379 ай бұрын

  • Love your sarcasm, always !!!!!!!!!

    @lauraalicia4856@lauraalicia48566 ай бұрын

  • Love him.

    @tonkysue207@tonkysue2079 ай бұрын

  • they took my nailklipper lol

    @TheSvingen73@TheSvingen736 ай бұрын

    • They took a tiny pocket knife I got in a Christmas cracker.😂

      @christinac3929@christinac39293 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant 😂

    @Carole.P@Carole.P9 ай бұрын

  • Let’s report him and be an alive racist 😂😂😂😂😂

    @denisemcdougal6445@denisemcdougal64459 ай бұрын

  • what was that crashing sound at the very end...thx for nearly deafening me

    @ThePolishTraveller@ThePolishTraveller3 ай бұрын

  • The voice in Ricky’s head sounds like Karl. Hahaha.

    @richardadesmond@richardadesmond9 ай бұрын

  • There's a guy living next to my house. Looking the exact way Ricky told you in the video. Everytime i see him, i cheer with a gentle smile and wish him a great day. So he does! And I go: Look, he laughed at me! He wants to see me dead as a hammer! So stupid.

    @Orschd@Orschd6 ай бұрын

  • Boeing did do the cut backs on all the unwanted rivets. You call it😂😂

    @online3010@online3010Ай бұрын

  • "You got any magazines?" I was expecting it to go for a joke about a ammo magazine

    @panda4247@panda42476 ай бұрын

    • You mean clips? 😂

      @swaggadash9017@swaggadash90176 ай бұрын

    • @@swaggadash9017 apparently, these two words mean a bit different thing, I meant exactly what I said - the thing that is called "magazine" but it is not for reading :D

      @panda4247@panda42476 ай бұрын

  • ...wasnt this pretty much the same thought process that the manchester arena security guard had going through his mind when he saw the suicide bomber? "i could say something but i dont want to look racist"

    @lothos-tu4uh@lothos-tu4uh9 ай бұрын

    • Lmao that's a good one!!!

      @psikopat57@psikopat579 ай бұрын

    • Yeah pretty much. I felt sorry for the young guy. He was pretty young and has been subjected to a lot of liberal propaganda.

      @LS-xs7sg@LS-xs7sg9 ай бұрын

    • Media hype has done this to the minds of the world so that colonial powers can continue their conquest in North Africa and the Middle East. In reality, of the thousands of people that look that stereotype how many have harmed you?

      @markwinner274@markwinner2749 ай бұрын

    • ​@LS-xs7sg he'd actually been kicked out of Libya for terrorist related activities. People don't understand that the middle Eastern people hate terrorists too.

      @AbdirahmanIdris-ku9xm@AbdirahmanIdris-ku9xmАй бұрын

  • There must be a rule for 1st class - no kids in that section of the cabin.

    @catchmeintherye2102@catchmeintherye21024 ай бұрын

  • "Strangers on my flight, they make me nervous, shoo by doobie do"

    @jeffsmith50001@jeffsmith500019 ай бұрын

  • I don't think the audience got the "Do not fly unless absolutely necessary. I had to fly it was absolutely necessary I had filming to do" joke

    @net173h@net173h9 ай бұрын

    • Where was the joke in that?

      @SimonB.@SimonB.9 ай бұрын

    • @@SimonB. that filiming a movie was "absolutely necessary" and had to fly during terrorist threats to do it

      @net173h@net173h9 ай бұрын

    • I fail to see the joke. He most likely have contactual obligations and it is neccessary to be there for filming

      @haraldpaulsen8640@haraldpaulsen86406 ай бұрын

    • @@haraldpaulsen8640so fulfilling a contract is considered “absolutely necessary”? That’s the joke, with the exception of traveling for an organ transplant there really isn’t much that is absolutely necessary. Filming should never be considered such.

      @sarahdeshay1394@sarahdeshay13944 ай бұрын

    • There is no joke. It‘s his job.

      @Lonestar1804@Lonestar18044 ай бұрын

  • My hero

    @user-oj9ew9xf4b@user-oj9ew9xf4b8 ай бұрын

  • I am an atc ( air traffic controller) and this fear of terrorists post 9/11 was quite real ...I'd say !.. Its all better now , or is it ? ☺🤗 By the way , private jets get other minuses , lol! Rest asure , friends : comercial and private flights are the safest way to travel .always ))

    @Ana_Sor4ever@Ana_Sor4ever8 ай бұрын

  • 2:57 crazy 😂

    @davide8982@davide89826 ай бұрын

  • yes bro

    @user-vn6lz2lr3p@user-vn6lz2lr3p9 ай бұрын

  • You go first your up front!😅😂😅😂

    @91prostreetstang@91prostreetstang3 ай бұрын

  • I could listen to Ricky speak all day long.

    @MrScaryLemonHead@MrScaryLemonHead3 ай бұрын

  • Enter a airport and you see terminal one or two etc. TERMINAL !

    @geraldhills41@geraldhills419 ай бұрын

    • 😄

      @artiefount@artiefount9 ай бұрын

  • Funny he mentioned "rivets" considering what just happened

    @paulachristopher9451@paulachristopher94513 ай бұрын

  • The last time I took a plane I actually cried when we came above the clouds and "entered heaven". I felt so crazy fighting with tears while all the business people were into their work everywhere. It's a long time ago. Soooooo crazy. Me little human being ....in a plane....over clouds.

    @Monday-br6tt@Monday-br6tt23 күн бұрын

  • Genius

    @nathandade8212@nathandade82123 ай бұрын

  • I love his accent, and Brittons are the only ones you can get away with this assholery. Fortunately, I am an American who can take a joke.

    @tammyeaton4791@tammyeaton47914 ай бұрын

  • Stop being right and funny 😅 #tomuchtalent🙌👏

    @crichton556@crichton5569 ай бұрын

  • 11/9

    @williamfowles2940@williamfowles29409 ай бұрын

  • Yay.

    @juudyscrimger7866@juudyscrimger78669 ай бұрын

  • i want a man like this one

    @nadiamccall4311@nadiamccall43118 ай бұрын

    • Done! My first name is Ricky.

      @richardcollier1912@richardcollier19126 ай бұрын

  • Fear IS a rational response to some stereotypes. That is why some stereotypes exist. Survival instincts.

    @norsewarlock8331@norsewarlock83316 ай бұрын

    • I think you... missed the lesson of the skit lol. You caught the part where the stereotypically middle-Eastern man _wasn't_ a terrorist, and Ricky _specifically_ attributed those thoughts to the _irrational_ part of his brain, right? But no, bend over backwards as far as you need to to justify your own rampant xenophobia.

      @bigfatcarp93@bigfatcarp934 ай бұрын

    • ​​@@bigfatcarp93you missed HIS point .Studies have shown favouring your own type and being suspicious or hostile of those different from you is biologically inbuilt because in times of intertribal warfare it keeps you safe.Explaining this scientific fact to you doesn't make a person racist.

      @robinantonio8870@robinantonio88703 ай бұрын

    • @@robinantonio8870 Terrorists have nothing to do with inter-tribal warfare. They are a tiny minority of nutjobs. Otherwise we would all be terrified of Irish people, but we're not.

      @lellyparker@lellyparkerАй бұрын

  • I love you spunk

    @MaryofAz@MaryofAz9 ай бұрын

    • Like mother like daughter

      @bobsmith3291@bobsmith32919 ай бұрын

  • He actually breaks "racism" or more general "prejudice" down perfectly at 07:00 . Our ancestors in the jungle were "long living racists" because the "woke" people had a much higher chance of being killed when being wrong. If you are correct with the worst assumption only 10% of the time, but the consequence of being incorrect is death, it might be good advice to still assume the worst. And this is also true about quickly needing to decide with what group to side in a conflict (to not be killed). So basically: Our ancestors left us a legacy of racism that is in our DNA. And our job is now to make the best of it and not letting it ruin everyone's lives by submitting to our inherent racism. It's not bad to have racist thoughts, it's bad to act (solely) on them.

    @DerKiesch@DerKiesch6 ай бұрын

    • What do "our ancestors in the jungle" have to do with racism? There weren't other races there at all, it were the same biological species and race but neighboring tribes/clans who killed each other and took away their belongings. it's just the recognition "friend or foe" that mattered. The same thing btw the "woke people" are doing now, more agressively than the normal ones. And no, the ancestors on the trees weren't long living at all 🤣

      @SuperCosty2010@SuperCosty20105 ай бұрын

    • Why is it even an issue? If ‘multiculturalism’ hadn’t been forced upon us by (((them))) it wouldn’t been an issue

      @HedgeWalker@HedgeWalker4 ай бұрын

    • What nonsense

      @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398@wholefoodplantbasedmama53984 ай бұрын

    • ​@@wholefoodplantbasedmama5398Is it really? Humans were and always will be tribal, nothing will ever change that. Its not just something as simple as skin color or religion, look at modern events today. Huge anti Russian and anti Chinese hysteria is projected by mass media, we need to see Russians as butchers and Chinese as evil people that want to ruin our economy. Its always gonna be "us verus them" it is what it is...

      @Dotalol123@Dotalol1234 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @denisemcdougal6445@denisemcdougal64459 ай бұрын

  • 2:10 nope that’s just Boeing now

    @garethball7803@garethball780320 күн бұрын

  • When Islandic volcano ash covered the UK, BA LHR postponed a flight to LA "until further notice". An American couple asked: "Does that include FIRST Class?" . . . . _*IT'S A JOKE*!!!!!_ 🙄

    @BobTaile@BobTaile4 ай бұрын

  • LOL

    @PoGirlShines@PoGirlShines6 ай бұрын

  • Its a good job he didnt ask for drums

    @MrSmegfish@MrSmegfish9 ай бұрын

  • 🤣😅

    @janelester6477@janelester64779 ай бұрын

  • Funny thing: for a moment Ricky’s mind thought that being pointed as a racist was worse than dying in a plane. That scares the hell out of me.

    @Mau.89@Mau.896 ай бұрын

  • I dunno... if anything, that 9/11 chocolates stewardess has a pretty solid sense of humour, I daresay, LOL😂

    @florete2310@florete23107 ай бұрын

  • Don't mention the war!

    @justinwolz4932@justinwolz49329 ай бұрын

  • If you really want to mess with people. Take one parachute on as hand luggage...

    @JustMeTalking@JustMeTalking8 ай бұрын

  • Hi Greg 🤗 thanks for "joining the dots" .... Rick Marshall and Stephen Bradley ... wow, were you onto all this murky underlying deceitfulness way back then while we were at school .... and Ducker, what the hell! May you always continue to uncover, reveal and spread the truth. Love and light always... Arohanui 🌞🌈

    @nqkiwi@nqkiwi9 ай бұрын

  • RICHY GERVAIS...

    @boriskaragiannis@boriskaragiannis9 ай бұрын

  • Your not in control, just gotta roll with it…react accordingly

    @derek3154@derek31549 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂😂

    @koldoriobarbosa4703@koldoriobarbosa47032 ай бұрын

  • "Rational liberal" might be the single greatest oxymoron in the history of human language

    @johnbabylon7626@johnbabylon76264 ай бұрын

  • KZhead just keeps stacking on the commercials.

    @dreembarge@dreembarge8 ай бұрын

  • Flying 1st class over 20 years ago I hope he has private jet by now.

    @filipivan5125@filipivan51259 ай бұрын

    • Somehow it’s cheaper to having a private jet

      @Mide319@Mide3199 ай бұрын

  • Where is this special available to watch?

    @amyitis@amyitis3 ай бұрын

    • Netflix

      @MrTaytersDeep@MrTaytersDeep3 ай бұрын

    • @MrTaytersDeep I've watched all his specials on Netflix. What's this one called? Wondering if I've missed one

      @amyitis@amyitis3 ай бұрын

    • @@amyitis I thought you meant his new special, I've never seen this clip either but he looks thinner here so I assume it's an old one.

      @MrTaytersDeep@MrTaytersDeep3 ай бұрын

  • He's lost weight. Looking good Ricky!

    @AndrewLale@AndrewLale9 ай бұрын

  • One year to the date on 9/11 2002 i flew from Boston to LA . My friend who i visited had gotten the ticket in advance and scheduled it, i payed him when i got there as his frequent flier mikes got him ( me) a good deal, but when he says to me the ticket was only a couple hundred dollars i was in disbelief. But when i found out the date......it all made sense. Talk about nervous and all ten of us looking at each other with pure suspicious fear the whole flight. Easy to laugh about now but .....i guess i am a glutton for punishment!!. It was too easy to pay a little more and fly a different day. But its pure fate , bad luck and completely out of your control when u fly. Not a whole hell of a lot you can do to increase your odds other than not flying at all.. imagine the damage u would suffer if in a car at 100 mph u smashed into a wall. Well put yourself in a aluminum can , go 5 times faster. Drop from 5 miles in the sky and ...hit the earth . Imagine if u dare just not before vacation .

    @waynegarfield6607@waynegarfield66076 ай бұрын

  • I was on the bus at this time, someone left a rucksack on the bus, nobody said a word but we all moved to the other side of the isle!, like that would help

    @valprince5455@valprince54553 ай бұрын

  • I hope to make Chinese and Engllish speakers understand each other's jokes. I hope more people can learn Chinese to get comprehensive firsthand information about China and seek more job opportunities. Chinese is not that difficult to learn as many people imagine. Chinese primary school pupils can easily learn 3000 characters, which cover 99 percent of Chinese characters in newspapers and books. I’ve spent lots of time in making many videos teaching Chinese in a humorous way. I hope somebody can give me some advice about how I can reach my target audience who want to learn Chinese.

    @Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes9 ай бұрын

    • I might be the target audience, so I subbed to you.

      @MwkyLa@MwkyLa8 ай бұрын

    • I learnt 29 (since Swedish has some extra). And it covers 100% of what i read. So... 3000. Difficult.

      @ledrash6079@ledrash60798 ай бұрын

    • China is a horrible country with horrible society. I only spend there 3 months but I will be warning EVERYONE to not go there. China is not fun and you can easily end up in prison for saying one word too much.

      @kokroucz@kokroucz7 ай бұрын

  • I'm watching this on 9/11 2023

    @KingLarbear@KingLarbear8 ай бұрын

  • 😊

    @george6977@george69779 ай бұрын

  • Porsche 911?

    @Pirustae@Pirustae9 ай бұрын

  • As a guy built like Ricky, i have come to grips with my own body is much more likely to fail than external reasons for death. Whats your blood pressure like friend?

    @myflatlineconstruct@myflatlineconstruct7 ай бұрын

    • WHO are talking to? 😂

      @josephsalmonte4995@josephsalmonte49955 ай бұрын

  • SNORE!

    @richardcollier1912@richardcollier19126 ай бұрын

    • TOOL!

      @hiriqnu@hiriqnu2 ай бұрын

  • Beard and no moustache an obvious givaway.

    @paulbrown4934@paulbrown49345 ай бұрын

  • Yea... He's smart. Those heat seeeking thing can't find private jets.

    @udaswoop@udaswoop8 ай бұрын

  • Till this day they don't know if the virgins are males or females? Quite a gamble for 72 virgins!

    @naughtyat25@naughtyat256 ай бұрын

    • Have you seen The Kite Flyer? My guess is that they don’t mind so long as they are barely pubescent.

      @christinac3929@christinac39293 ай бұрын

  • George Carlin said it, first.

    @deanpatterson9036@deanpatterson90367 ай бұрын

  • Am here for certain reasons.

    @ThatCoalSoul@ThatCoalSoul9 ай бұрын

  • I don't think anyone could slip anything past British Customs. The preconception of them pawing through each and every item in a suitcase like, "Hello, what's this?" is true. Giving you a hard eye and nodding disapprovingly every word you say.

    @NelsonClick@NelsonClick3 ай бұрын

  • Had some friends who were scared of flying because planes always crash so they went on a cruise and the boat sank....a plane hit it

    @robshaw3655@robshaw36553 ай бұрын

  • I'm not sure why people make the argument that the back seats are the safest because they impact last. According to Google, the average speed of a Boeing 747 is ~575 mph, which translates to slightly more than 843 feet per second. Apparently the average Boeing 747 is also slightly more than 250 feet. This all means assuming it crashed into something at cruising speed, it would go from the head of the plane to the tail in under 0.3 seconds. Basically just enough time to realize what's about to happen, but not enough time to actually do anything about it.

    @michaelhaley7269@michaelhaley72696 ай бұрын

  • Having been on a first class flight (for medical reasons) it ain't all that. I wouldn't pay for it and would only go coach

    @nicosmind3@nicosmind33 ай бұрын

  • I thought he would have flown private.🙄😄

    @Keepinitreel108@Keepinitreel1085 ай бұрын

  • Ben & Jerrys now comes in cryptosporidium flavour. Yum,

    @GlobalistGazette@GlobalistGazette7 ай бұрын

  • There all mental

    @user-yc9pj4dy6k@user-yc9pj4dy6k9 ай бұрын

    • Where?

      @Species1571@Species15719 ай бұрын

  • Only the self important people worry about bombs on planes Us Ryan Air travellers more concerned over a fight bresking out Drinking DUTY FREE instead of paying 5 euros for small can of beer

    @smith077906@smith0779066 ай бұрын

  • 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    @curvebuster@curvebuster7 ай бұрын

  • A lot of Aussies understand us Amis even better than our wonderful fraternal twins in Canada , or our Mother country . We understand them , too, in every way except sometimes when they talk with what sound like extreme cockney ! 😅 But I sometimes don't understand fellow Amis with extreme southern accents. 😂 ❤

    @markvickers3488@markvickers34889 ай бұрын

    • WTF is Amis?

      @carpballet@carpballet9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@carpballetThe one I can vaguely recall, Amis are an Austronesian ethnic group (I think they're also called Pangchah? Or Pangcah?) Which means they speak one of the Austronesian languages, which is probably not one natively spoken by the Australians, but like Malaysians understand Indonesians I guess. We dont speak the same exact language, but we do understand each other to a certain extent.

      @Rizal96able@Rizal96able9 ай бұрын

    • Dafuq are you on about 🤣🤣

      @kdot1914@kdot19147 ай бұрын

    • ​@@carpballetAmericans=Ameri-s😊 I think

      @420luvsounds@420luvsounds6 ай бұрын

    • @@kdot1914 what language is "dafuq"? The other words are English so I'm confused

      @jonnysongs@jonnysongs4 ай бұрын

  • He looks like a highly strung out person. Like most celebrities.

    @aratneerg3699@aratneerg36998 ай бұрын

  • LOL "you'll be the 450 others". harsh, but probably true. - The hollywood tossers will probably say "YES, finally we got him".

    @rafezetter8003@rafezetter80035 ай бұрын

  • Whos to say the wife and kids arent decoys to lower your concern? 😅

    @HpToujoursPur@HpToujoursPur3 ай бұрын

  • I won't fly, I don't want to deal with TSA molestation, or leave Florida

    @paceflchick@paceflchick4 ай бұрын

  • They never made flying safer; they just made the whole process more stupid.

    @ZenThruAnger@ZenThruAnger3 ай бұрын

  • Rocky obviously didn’t know about the dancing Israeli’s

    @HedgeWalker@HedgeWalker4 ай бұрын
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