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Ricky Gervais On Bad Excuses To Tell Your Doctor | Politics | Universal Comedy

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2023 ж. 26 Қаз.
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"Why did he put a condom on it? He was then going to use it on his chips" 😱
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  • How he slips in, “as you would”, is priceless.

    @billpetersen298@billpetersen2986 ай бұрын

    • It's not priceless ...it's done to death by many U.K comedians and U.K, Australian and New Zealand people in general, you clueless clown. LOL

      @keekwai2@keekwai26 ай бұрын

    • U R EZ 2 Please A?

      @holeshothunter5544@holeshothunter55445 ай бұрын

  • I slipped on the soap in the shower once and fell backwards onto a cucumber somebody had left on the floor of the shower.

    @stevencarr4002@stevencarr40026 ай бұрын

    • Nice, me too

      @Dildobagginses@Dildobagginses6 ай бұрын

    • I wouldn't eat cucumber sandwiches at your houses 🤣

      @barrymitchell6444@barrymitchell64446 ай бұрын

    • @@barrymitchell6444 Making sandwiches is a waste of a perfectly good 7 inch cucumber.

      @stevencarr4002@stevencarr40026 ай бұрын

    • "Someone left on the floor of the shower, lubed and in upright position." 🤷‍♂️

      @munkeykung8971@munkeykung89716 ай бұрын

    • @@stevencarr4002 Only 7 inches? You can get a 12-incher at Tesco, with a good girth, cheaply.

      @barrymitchell6444@barrymitchell64446 ай бұрын

  • The condom on the bottle makes perfect sense to me. After all, it was a condoment bottle.

    @MartinMMeiss-mj6li@MartinMMeiss-mj6li6 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @parmym.7177@parmym.71774 ай бұрын

    • Underrated comment

      @HolyMith@HolyMith4 ай бұрын

    • Brilliant🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @simonshiels1@simonshiels13 ай бұрын

    • 😂dad joke

      @kevinmcnicholas3734@kevinmcnicholas37343 ай бұрын

    • @@kevinmcnicholas3734 Yup. Almost inevitable given my long-term dadhood.

      @MartinMMeiss-mj6li@MartinMMeiss-mj6li3 ай бұрын

  • I’ve actually seen that when I worked in casualty. Wonder why they leave the top on? The man also was missing a finger so as I was getting his signature for theatre I said “I won’t ask where that went”😂

    @animallover4955@animallover49556 ай бұрын

  • My friend was in ER on duty when a guy showed up with an adult toy shoved where the sun doesn’t shine, he explained his predicament & the staff having to maintain professionalism managed to extract said item. After the guy left ER the nurses were getting ready for shift change & 1 commented “I didn’t know if he wanted the batteries changed or the item removed”. There are some very strange occurrences that end up ER Dept’s these days.

    @minwade5436@minwade54364 ай бұрын

  • 2 bottles.....don't mix those bottles up!!!

    @wudip6306@wudip63066 ай бұрын

  • "See, I fecking told ya"😆

    @hanndallgldsnc6516@hanndallgldsnc65164 ай бұрын

  • the first man wanted to introduce the sauce to his intestine before they'd meet later for the second time!

    @tonyno111@tonyno1115 ай бұрын

  • To me, he is the funniest man to have ever been on planet Earth. It’s just genius! He’s making you laugh before he’s said anything. 🇬🇧

    @kvp4862@kvp48626 ай бұрын

    • Same here.

      @AudreySmallcombe@AudreySmallcombe4 ай бұрын

  • I fell down the stairs and someone had left a marble on each step 🤪

    @angrysloth1@angrysloth14 ай бұрын

  • I worked in the ER and one night a guy came in at 1AM with the shot glass up his a**. There was a bad snow storm and his buddies used snowmobiles to get him there. Then they just dumped him. He was so drunk the doctors couldn't get any information from him as to "how?". A surgical team was called in and State Police had to get everyone to the hospital {due to road conditions} I suppose they couldn't do much until he sobered up a bit. We had 15 inches of snow and that night I slept on a gurney. Don't know how he made out.

    @glowgirl8171@glowgirl81715 ай бұрын

  • If the sauce is ketchup, all well and good - but don't try Tabasco.

    @MirlitronOne@MirlitronOne6 ай бұрын

    • i put tabasco in everything.

      @doyourownresearch7297@doyourownresearch72974 ай бұрын

    • or brown sauce hehehe

      @shaun906@shaun9063 ай бұрын

  • Yes, LOVE RICKY ❤️

    @luciamarston8804@luciamarston88046 ай бұрын

    • It’s his willingness to say things during the Oscar’s that kills me! Omg he’s brutal and hilarious at the same time

      @vickilawrence7207@vickilawrence72076 ай бұрын

    • He's never hosted the oscars​@@vickilawrence7207

      @MajinBuusni@MajinBuusni4 ай бұрын

  • reminds me of when my mother was a nurse and a guy came in with a ring spanner on his knob , he said it slipped 🙂

    @patthewoodboy@patthewoodboy4 ай бұрын

    • It did slip, he was aiming for his nuts.... 😉

      @ianhill4585@ianhill45854 ай бұрын

  • 'One for chips, one for arses!' 🍾

    @THEremiXFACTOR@THEremiXFACTORАй бұрын

  • Love Ricky!

    @psychrockvinyl@psychrockvinyl6 ай бұрын

  • I’m a doctor and I’ve honestly heard several times “I slipped and fell on it…” 😂

    @OBXtriwolf@OBXtriwolfАй бұрын

  • The pigeon sh*t😳😆

    @hanndallgldsnc6516@hanndallgldsnc65164 ай бұрын

  • #10 Is a Defenestration Sensation!!

    @orbmanelson@orbmanelson6 ай бұрын

  • This Dvd is one of his best

    @simonsmith1974@simonsmith19746 ай бұрын

    • it isnt a DVD. This is called "KZhead"

      @doyourownresearch7297@doyourownresearch72974 ай бұрын

    • @@doyourownresearch7297 congratulations. You win nothing for the most inanely daft replies to a KZhead comment. It's a clip from a show he did called Politics. Which is a DVD special. How do I know? Because it's sat in my DVD cabinet as I speak. Talking of special, you're a bit aren't ya pal?

      @simonsmith1974@simonsmith19744 ай бұрын

    • @@doyourownresearch7297 maybe you should do your own research

      @bikerjon8934@bikerjon89342 ай бұрын

  • Perhaps he could have convinced the doctor it was his internal back support?

    @richardcarey169@richardcarey1694 ай бұрын

  • Lends a whole new meaning for the word Condoment.

    @eugenesteenhuisen4065@eugenesteenhuisen40654 ай бұрын

  • So funny 😅😂

    @nfaraway@nfaraway4 ай бұрын

  • I didn't know you were a fence jumper ..blimey darling 🎉😅

    @catherinemothersill4703@catherinemothersill47036 ай бұрын

  • I once fell on the Eiffeltower

    @jakobholmbisgaard5350@jakobholmbisgaard53505 ай бұрын

  • Lmao!!!

    @vickigonya9432@vickigonya94324 ай бұрын

  • A guy went into his A&E with a vibrating Father Christmas up his arris. The doctor asked if he wanted it taken out and the guy replied “no I just want you to change the batteries”.

    @TonyGator78@TonyGator784 ай бұрын

  • You know when you can't find the ketchup in the cupboard

    @darrenthomson1930@darrenthomson19306 ай бұрын

  • "e.g. watermelon" omg🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @NarsFromMars@NarsFromMars5 ай бұрын

  • Interesting to watch this after watching his famous 'favourite leaflet' video. He definitely delivers the jokes better on the other video. Nonetheless, love Ricky

    @TheHet2@TheHet26 ай бұрын

  • So this recorded twenty years ago

    @stephanbutler7988@stephanbutler79886 ай бұрын

    • Time flies.

      @garyking5036@garyking50366 ай бұрын

  • I'm convinced Gervais bats for the other side a real guzzler a packer

    @mindureownbusinoseyparker3815@mindureownbusinoseyparker38153 ай бұрын

    • In ya dreams chutney ferret!

      @wiccanwarrior9@wiccanwarrior93 ай бұрын

  • what kind of sauce was it ? well it was brown sauce of course !

    @chrisjarvis4449@chrisjarvis44494 ай бұрын

  • One man, one jar.

    @bredemeijer9648@bredemeijer96484 ай бұрын

    • NNNooooo....that's grim mate. Saw it once and still have nightmares!

      @wiccanwarrior9@wiccanwarrior93 ай бұрын

  • Whent up tomato sauce came down brown sauce

    @johnbrown4989@johnbrown49894 ай бұрын

    • Now that's colorful!

      @afonsodeportugal@afonsodeportugal3 ай бұрын

  • I suffer from the same condition. Symptoms are embarrassed children

    @kevinmcnicholas3734@kevinmcnicholas37343 ай бұрын

  • It's fun to find the weirdest reply, add a bit that's even wierder, then send it back Look down.. Please be polite. No surprises, OK? 🙄 Why Not Look down before you come...Look out for the Baldies!

    @holeshothunter5544@holeshothunter55445 ай бұрын

  • It's bad if you live on the top floor 😮

    @user-fz1sf4rb9m@user-fz1sf4rb9m2 ай бұрын

  • Which special is it?

    @p8_605@p8_6054 ай бұрын

    • Politics

      @TheseDarkWoods@TheseDarkWoods4 ай бұрын

  • #golden Globes, to not find his best speech ever... that is so sad... look how he owned all of hollywood

    @JB-ug6py@JB-ug6py4 ай бұрын

  • As someone in the medical field, for the love of whatever god You're praying to, USE A FLARED ITEM >_

    @GalenLeRaaz@GalenLeRaaz2 ай бұрын

  • In a fruit? Wtf?

    @panda4247@panda42476 ай бұрын

    • 😢

      @mysteriouspeculiarity7461@mysteriouspeculiarity74615 ай бұрын

    • Jackfruit

      @bredemeijer9648@bredemeijer96484 ай бұрын

  • A tailor might improve your acceptability

    @tutnallman@tutnallman3 ай бұрын

  • Why is there Canned laughter.

    @raylp4751@raylp47516 ай бұрын

    • This was filmed in front of 1,400 people in the Palace Theatre in London, no canned laughter

      @samwarrilow2881@samwarrilow28816 ай бұрын

    • I tried to buy laughter in a can, couldn't get it anywhere. Best to be like Ricky and rely on the real thing.

      @myoldmate@myoldmate6 ай бұрын

    • Why are you thick?

      @wiccanwarrior9@wiccanwarrior93 ай бұрын

  • What's to bet she's bought clapping in the crowd when she appears. Whoop whoops and all.

    @dorothydickinson7976@dorothydickinson79762 ай бұрын

  • Stevecarr4002..don’t you hate when that happens? 😂🤣🤭🫣

    @vickilawrence7207@vickilawrence72076 ай бұрын
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