How fast can you touch a banana in every DK game?

2024 ж. 8 Мам.
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There have been a lot of...interesting...Donkey Kong games over the years, but how fast can you touch a banana in each one?
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  • banana

    @j0rts@j0rts2 ай бұрын
    • ...slama!

      @Kurtfan1991@Kurtfan19912 ай бұрын
    • nababa

      @theominouspigeon@theominouspigeon2 ай бұрын
    • Kongnana

      @randombunny6120@randombunny61202 ай бұрын
    • Ohh Banana

      @user-kh3zg4te8u@user-kh3zg4te8u2 ай бұрын
    • 2.banana

      @elizangelafontes8297@elizangelafontes82972 ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="85">1:25</a> Mandela effect right here. It isn't Diddy Kong's Quest. It's pronounced "Diddy's Kong Quest. It's a pun on the word conquest

    @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679@heresacaterpillarifoundinm86792 ай бұрын
    • WHAT

      @j0rts@j0rts2 ай бұрын
    • @@j0rts yeah I had the same reaction too as a kid lol

      @heresacaterpillarifoundinm8679@heresacaterpillarifoundinm86792 ай бұрын
    • It implies he's on a quest for a kong and isn't one himself.

      @chobies5383@chobies53832 ай бұрын
    • ​@@chobies5383That's like a second pun! Very clever.

      @GanonTEK@GanonTEK2 ай бұрын
    • That's not a Mandela so much as it is... easy to misread.

      @pkmntrainermark8881@pkmntrainermark88812 ай бұрын
  • j0rts out here telling us touching fruit is just as important as touching grass.

    @Alex-95-Gaming@Alex-95-Gaming2 ай бұрын
    • I mean, isn't bananas considered a grass? At least the part the fruit is growing on.

      @Abegilr_Dragonrider@Abegilr_Dragonrider2 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Abegilr_Dragonrider no

      @weirdidiot4616@weirdidiot46162 ай бұрын
  • How fast can you touch ice in every mario game

    @Kamekthegreatgamer@Kamekthegreatgamer2 ай бұрын
    • Yea this idea is great

      @user-kh3zg4te8u@user-kh3zg4te8u2 ай бұрын
    • Hopefully this comes out

      @Kamekthegreatgamer@Kamekthegreatgamer2 ай бұрын
    • That's a good one

      @ItsDaNewGuy@ItsDaNewGuy2 ай бұрын
    • It would be hard bc snow levels are hard to get too. He did snow last time

      @TheChainTV@TheChainTV2 ай бұрын
    • @@TheChainTV he didn't do snow but snow and ice are different

      @Kamekthegreatgamer@Kamekthegreatgamer2 ай бұрын
  • Ooooo banana

    @NathanielBandy@NathanielBandy2 ай бұрын
    • All donkey Kong avoid banana?

      @Kamekthegreatgamer@Kamekthegreatgamer2 ай бұрын
    • Ain't you Nathaniel b?

      @natepion8449@natepion84492 ай бұрын
    • Yooo Nathaniel!!!

      @jpgamer6492@jpgamer64922 ай бұрын
    • Nathaniel Banana

      @Ferroseed597@Ferroseed5972 ай бұрын
  • I always wondered if the DK bongo controller was just a heavy, awkward piece of plastic, or if they could actually be serviceable bongos. It would be cool if that game got someone into actually playing bongos.

    @leolinmalachi@leolinmalachi2 ай бұрын
    • The bongos are very light weight, and only make a dull thump sound when you strike them. They don't resound anything like normal bongos. Also there's a microphone in the center so you can clap. So actually you have 5 controls. Left strike, Right strike, together strike, drumroll, and clap. Sucks IMO.

      @TimewornUncle@TimewornUncle2 ай бұрын
    • I remember there was a sub goal that was reached at an event for the speedrunners to use DK bongos for their simultaneous speedrun race through Dive Kick.

      @heinrichdubloon3139@heinrichdubloon31392 ай бұрын
    • ​@@heinrichdubloon3139 I've seen someone beat ds3 with those bongos.

      @rorrim0@rorrim0Ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="86">1:26</a> he made the mistake of calling it “Diddy Kong’s Quest” when it’s “Diddy’s Kong-Quest” 🙃

    @UnoTheFirstOne@UnoTheFirstOne2 ай бұрын
    • What's the difference? Edit:ohh

      @ParkourClone@ParkourCloneАй бұрын
  • Great Odi reveal 10/10 maow critter

    @LinkTheOnePieceFan@LinkTheOnePieceFan2 ай бұрын
    • an exceptionally good boy he is

      @cobalttj6356@cobalttj63562 ай бұрын
  • Pretty sure that “oh banana” is going to haunt my dreams…

    @kymmie_girl@kymmie_girl2 ай бұрын
  • It's Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze's 10th anniversary on February 13th this year, in just 10 days from today... Donkey Kong, where are you? 😢

    @Limomon@Limomon2 ай бұрын
    • You may want to check your dates

      @CptObvious@CptObvious2 ай бұрын
    • ​@@CptObvious Lmao you're right, we're past February, my bad

      @Limomon@Limomon2 ай бұрын
  • Oooh, banana!

    @JJ_R@JJ_R2 ай бұрын
    • Sounds like Jabba the Hut.

      @themonsterunderyourbed9408@themonsterunderyourbed9408Ай бұрын
  • this feels like social commentary somehow

    @Pumpernikkle@Pumpernikkle2 ай бұрын
    • [chomps on banana] We live in a society.

      @SomeBlokeOrWhatever@SomeBlokeOrWhatever29 күн бұрын
  • Come for the Bananas, stay for the cat

    @BetleyIsland36@BetleyIsland362 ай бұрын
  • I like 2 things about this channel. #1 - Covers all the odd, overlooked games in each series. #2 - No cats were harmed in the making of this video. Respect.

    @TimewornUncle@TimewornUncle2 ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="229">3:49</a> even without that game audio, i could 100% hear that "WELL DONE!"

    @micahphilson@micahphilsonАй бұрын
    • even just reading the comment, without seeing the video yet, I can hear it. (Assuming it's the DK64 mini game victory sound)

      @McBehrer@McBehrer10 күн бұрын
  • How fast can you touch fire in every Zelda game

    @superawesomeguySAG@superawesomeguySAG2 ай бұрын
  • Just in time for Donkey Kong December!

    @izzybellyyy@izzybellyyy2 ай бұрын
    • Happy birthday donkey Kong, you're dead 😭😭

      @natepion8449@natepion84492 ай бұрын
  • donkey kong

    @cowgirlcow11@cowgirlcow112 ай бұрын
    • many people saying this

      @soli-ethd@soli-ethd12 күн бұрын
  • You should do “how fast can you catch a fish in every Animal Crossing game!”

    @annagarlicjaws@annagarlicjaws2 ай бұрын
  • I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since we’ve been able to touch a banana. (Tropical Freeze: Feb. 2014)

    @BrandonDilbeck@BrandonDilbeck2 ай бұрын
  • Dk Jungle beat is one of my favorite games of all time hehe

    @Aladite@Aladite2 ай бұрын
  • I just decided to eat a banana, and then I saw this video. 🍌/10

    @Sarventos@Sarventos2 ай бұрын
  • Quality content, this is what I subscribed for!

    @Abegilr_Dragonrider@Abegilr_Dragonrider2 ай бұрын
  • Eyyy Banana

    @RiverLemon@RiverLemon2 ай бұрын
  • How fast can you see one of bowsers kids in every Mario hame

    @Shnoz591@Shnoz5912 ай бұрын
  • You can use a regular GameCube controller for Jungle Beat. I've found it's a lot easier on the hands after all that clapping.

    @Austar7@Austar72 ай бұрын
  • At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="416">6:56</a> , for the final results, you used the same picture of Donkey Kong Country 2 for the Donkey Kong Country result.

    @readysetplay7081@readysetplay70812 ай бұрын
  • “These games really streamlined the banana-touching process.” Amazing.

    @shinydino@shinydinoАй бұрын
  • Don't think about it. Don't think about... it. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!!!

    @Im_leaving@Im_leaving2 ай бұрын
    • About what?

      @Abegilr_Dragonrider@Abegilr_Dragonrider2 ай бұрын
    • 🍌👈🏼

      @mightyfetheredone@mightyfetheredone2 ай бұрын
  • I know you’re more of a Nintendo guy, but would you ever consider doing a touching-stuff challenge in Sonic games?

    @juliannelong@juliannelong2 ай бұрын
  • He probably won't include Diddy Kong Racing... Wait, he did! Awesome!

    @eaglescout1984@eaglescout19842 ай бұрын
  • Do a how fast can you touch Caves in every Zelda game 😅 go outside more and touch caves

    @jcwzolo@jcwzolo2 ай бұрын
  • Touch rocks

    @ExGanonMain@ExGanonMain2 ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="3">0:03</a> “And you know who else loves bananas?” Uhhhh… Retro Bird?

    @Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon@Raidraptor_-_Ultimate_Falcon2 ай бұрын
  • How fast can you touch barrel in every Donkey Kong game? This one would include the arcade game, too!

    @diddyknux@diddyknux2 ай бұрын
  • The banana sound you used has lived in my brain since watching so I came back to get rid of the ear worm and stayed for the content again... and reinstated the ear worm. Really enjoy your content

    @hoodedfr0g@hoodedfr0g2 ай бұрын
  • Oh, Banana. I may not have played Donkey Kong 64, but I have heard that SFX and that one has been stuck in my head.

    @OmnicidalClown1992@OmnicidalClown19922 ай бұрын
  • I like how he didn't say Diddy's Kong Quest. It makes it sound even more epic because it's his Diddy's Conquest basically.

    @generalvic8250@generalvic825016 күн бұрын
  • LET'S GO

    @brazilianentertainmentsystem@brazilianentertainmentsystem2 ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="86">1:26</a> Sees the text Diddy's Kong Quest, says "Diddy Kong's Quest"

    @1080ike@1080ike2 ай бұрын
  • "OOH BANANA" gets me every time 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    @sleepntoad@sleepntoad4 күн бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="148">2:28</a> "All we care about is touching bananas" 💀

    @Jman.77@Jman.77Ай бұрын
  • I had no idea King of Swing had a sequel! I loved King of Swing back in the day.

    @justanothergamer9570@justanothergamer9570Ай бұрын
  • I also have bongo cats. They seem to tolerate their human's odd behavior, most of the time.

    @kulrigalestout@kulrigalestout2 ай бұрын
  • Touch Banana? I thought we were talking about Donkey Kong, not Yakuza

    @pennyfarting@pennyfarting2 ай бұрын
  • there is always money in the frozen banana stand

    @PODDEAD@PODDEAD2 ай бұрын
  • “Stop the meme! Potassium, get the Kris! …. Car”

    @Daniel-jk6ve@Daniel-jk6ve2 ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="379">6:19</a> they just wanted to revenge Mario for throwing baby penguin of the rock,but selected wrong island..

    @Shreder3.0@Shreder3.0Ай бұрын
  • I love all the DK games- it's my favorite Nintendo series. Really a shame that they haven't released any since Tropical Freeze. I'd love another DK 64-style DK game on modern hardware

    @natalieeuley1734@natalieeuley17342 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact donkey Kong hasn't gotten a game in 10 years

    @Peppino669@Peppino6697 күн бұрын
  • Someone has probably already mentioned it but Donkey Kong Country 2 is called Diddy's Kong-Quest. Not Diddy Kong's Quest. I made the same mistake for years until I heard someone say it correctly in another KZhead video. To say the least, my mind was blown. XD

    @LotoTheHero@LotoTheHero2 ай бұрын
  • Is cat named Banana?

    @jonothanthrace1530@jonothanthrace15302 ай бұрын
  • Scrolled the comments and there's not one joke about touching bananas, the internet is more mature than I thought.

    @jarrodharvey5873@jarrodharvey58732 ай бұрын
  • Bananas are all well and good, but how fast until you can touch vines?

    @GoeTeeks@GoeTeeks2 ай бұрын
  • Kinda ironic that DK64, the game with the "ohhh, Banana!" voiceline you were using the entire video, takes the longest to collect a banana.

    @XD0002@XD0002Ай бұрын
  • DIDDY'S KONG QUEST. It's a pun on conquest.

    @KingdomHeartsBrawler@KingdomHeartsBrawler2 ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="179">2:59</a> I had to think for a bit of time to get that joke.

    @meta527II@meta527II2 ай бұрын
  • 😱 Diddy Kong Racing was SOOOO COOOOL❤ Thank you for the trip to the past 😊

    @screamlikecookies@screamlikecookies2 ай бұрын
  • I was going to riot if "oh banana" wasn't used.

    @charanth182@charanth1822 ай бұрын
  • The thumbnail is best suited for this kind of mission. And the black cat is cute! :D

    @officertom6751@officertom67512 ай бұрын
  • The Gamecube version of Jungle Beat also lets you play with a Gamecube controller instead of the bongos if you want.

    @legoboy7107@legoboy71072 ай бұрын
  • Twinge of pain when tropical freeze was the last game. A decade ago.

    @blazera@blazera2 ай бұрын
  • j0rts just doesn't miss with these new and interesting videos. Of course, I don't know if collecting bananas is as important as touching water.

    @therawkhawk64@therawkhawk642 ай бұрын
  • "DIDDY'S" Kong Quest.

    @KBroly@KBroly2 ай бұрын
  • Watching this while playing a Kong in a Mario-themed D&D game

    @ofanichan@ofanichan2 ай бұрын
  • I feel like a video about touching your banana would have been a great valentines day episode 💀💀

    @wulfywulfynrir1296@wulfywulfynrir12962 ай бұрын
  • You might wanna make sure your will is in order, before that cat murders you :p

    @sorak185@sorak185Ай бұрын
  • Actually in DK 64 we can see the king of the kongs cranky kong on the metal bars from the DK arcade game confirming that cranky kong is in fact the original donkey Kong

    @superagaming_064@superagaming_064Ай бұрын
  • Oh, the banana!

    @CookingKoopa@CookingKoopa2 ай бұрын
  • Love how DK64 got the most screen time, but I bet I could get a Banana even faster😂 Anyway, see you during the next stream over on twitch!

    @nshine887@nshine8872 ай бұрын
  • You should do this Idea again w/ other entities, & then make videos where you do this w/ all the versions of each game.

    @zacharyhaskin2004@zacharyhaskin200416 күн бұрын
  • 🍍 "why aren't you a banana?"

    @the6ig6adwolf@the6ig6adwolf2 ай бұрын
  • The minions would be proud.

    @janopsilver@janopsilver2 ай бұрын
  • There’s money in the banana stand.

    @KiwiBomber7@KiwiBomber72 ай бұрын
  • that's bananas

    @nxghtmaremsp@nxghtmaremsp2 ай бұрын
  • Totally bananas

    @superagaming_064@superagaming_064Ай бұрын
  • I would love if you did a sequel to the touching every Pokémon type in TotK video, but in a different game. Like Mario Wonder or Kirby and the Forgotten Land or something like that

    @warinkitos@warinkitos2 ай бұрын
  • Nothing to say, just want to leave a comment for the algorithm (love your content)

    @TheLinaOne@TheLinaOne2 ай бұрын
    • Replying for engagement! 🍌

      @mightyfetheredone@mightyfetheredone2 ай бұрын
  • prime yt content right here

    @Fools_Requiem@Fools_Requiem2 ай бұрын
  • You deserve a cheat day so how fast can you touch dessert in any game

    @user-iq6uc7qs8d@user-iq6uc7qs8d2 ай бұрын
  • wake up babe new j0rts just dropped

    @lucaslopera8983@lucaslopera89832 ай бұрын
  • TOUCH BANANA TOUCH THU BANANA TOUCH TOUCH BANANA BANANA BABA BANANA.

    @darkstarmoonshadow8892@darkstarmoonshadow88922 ай бұрын
  • You should make how fast could you touch piranha in every Mario game

    @peace6465@peace64652 ай бұрын
  • cheeky face reveal there don't think I didn't catch that.

    @SurrealGoats@SurrealGoats2 ай бұрын
  • Reach out, touch B A N A N A

    @cobwebinthecorner@cobwebinthecornerАй бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="208">3:28</a> he’s dead

    @zachpro5475@zachpro54752 ай бұрын
  • Touch Wumpa in every Crash title.

    @youtubeuniversity3638@youtubeuniversity36382 ай бұрын
  • How fast can you touch dirt in every minecraft seed

    @GeneralPenguinIsCool@GeneralPenguinIsCool2 ай бұрын
  • OOOOOOOO BANANA (Slamma)!

    @diabeticman2194@diabeticman21942 ай бұрын
  • 💯

    @annyong_@annyong_2 ай бұрын
  • it's crazy how literally every person alive today--including myself--pronounces Diddy's Kong Quest wrong

    @bobbysworldofficial@bobbysworldofficial2 ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="362">6:02</a> I remember playing this on the wil anyone else?

    @Michael78367.@Michael78367.Ай бұрын
  • Gonna also post this on the latest touching stuff vid, but might I suggest parrying an object in every Cuphead level?

    @undynlicia7554@undynlicia7554Ай бұрын
  • JUNGLE CLIMBER MENTIONED!

    @klop4228@klop42282 ай бұрын
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="4">0:04</a> , who, Seth Rogan?

    @shadowhenry7680@shadowhenry76807 күн бұрын
  • How fast can you reach for the stars in every 3d mario game (just collect a star)

    @Gold_Gecko@Gold_GeckoАй бұрын
  • As pessoas subestimam DK64, Jungle Beat e Jungle climber, são jogos incriveis, até mesmo Barrel Blast me divertiu muito

    @DanielCenciD@DanielCenciDАй бұрын
  • How fast can you get a friend to beat four swords with

    @davidspencer1533@davidspencer1533Ай бұрын
  • Touch air in every Metroid.

    @youtubeuniversity3638@youtubeuniversity36382 ай бұрын
  • I don't know what the 'ooh banana' sound clip is from, but I recognise it from my father saying this when I was a kid. That is more than a decennium ago, how old is that sound clip?

    @peperoni_pepino@peperoni_pepino2 ай бұрын
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