I "Eat" Every Flavor of Takis

2021 ж. 4 Нау.
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You've been eating Takis wrong your whole life but that's okay. My review will show you the CORRECT way to fully enjoy Takis.
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  • I now know WAY too much information about Takis

    @Patterrz@Patterrz3 жыл бұрын
    • Hello Mr Patterrz

      @littlepig5012@littlepig50123 жыл бұрын
    • OMG HI

      @ellielol3058@ellielol30583 жыл бұрын
    • Sup

      @ronaldstudios2438@ronaldstudios24383 жыл бұрын
    • Hi patterrz! Also- T e l l m e y o u r w i s d o m

      @MaggotPuppy@MaggotPuppy3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MaggotPuppy mommmm

      @yvg661@yvg6613 жыл бұрын
  • "I "Eat" every flavor of Takis" "I "Suck" the flavor powder off expired Takis"

    @Fediani4@Fediani43 жыл бұрын
    • Fun fact, expired non-fresh products like Takis, chips, and cookies dont actually go bad. They lose flavor after the expiration date and may become stale but they dont actually become inedible.

      @rykoshuxero@rykoshuxero3 жыл бұрын
    • @@rykoshuxero That reminds me of how my dad actually _prefers_ expired cereal because he likes the stale taste.

      @sweetsour4375@sweetsour43753 жыл бұрын
    • @@sweetsour4375 I could never do that

      @Antinomy-lr9yw@Antinomy-lr9yw3 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh imagine there's some guy that snort Takis powder.....

      @tadanohiro5065@tadanohiro50653 жыл бұрын
    • @@tadanohiro5065 please no

      @xylogonesilent5240@xylogonesilent52403 жыл бұрын
  • "I did not want money I wanted to be paid in powder," My brain: cocaine? Mark: continues to talk about takis like an addiction.

    @grimthegost5623@grimthegost56234 ай бұрын
    • OH. MY. GOD. Takis are powdered in colored cocane.

      @Slimechildinexilelmao@Slimechildinexilelmao3 ай бұрын
    • @@Slimechildinexilelmaospicy colored cocaine

      @gumdrop371@gumdrop3712 ай бұрын
  • Mark is like that person who changes completely once he gets comfortable around someone

    @mushy8read@mushy8read6 ай бұрын
    • problem being that he got comfortable with his entire audience

      @Lucy666Fernandez@Lucy666Fernandez4 ай бұрын
    • Not really a problem its hilarious

      @Wilebane@Wilebane3 ай бұрын
  • Mark: Can you pay me a sponsorship entirely in powder? Takis: What the actual fuck

    @jprofio@jprofio3 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao yea that's probably how it went

      @benecrim1724@benecrim17243 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @luckylawnclippings@luckylawnclippings3 жыл бұрын
    • Markiplier: I suck all the dust and spit the rest. Me: Ayo WTF are you doing!? Edit: Holy crap I have over 50 likes

      @aryanahire2337@aryanahire23373 жыл бұрын
    • This is way to funny

      @sheriffgunshot6332@sheriffgunshot63323 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe they thought he meant the coke xD

      @WolfQueenLydia@WolfQueenLydia3 жыл бұрын
  • I think I figured out why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him... “It’s like drugs.” *doesn’t eat all of the takis just the powder* “When i opened the bag, I got depressed.” “Takis actually have a lot of suckability.”

    @user-gt4ey9kl1o@user-gt4ey9kl1o3 жыл бұрын
    • Ah hell na, I'm addicted to takis and I think of it as a drug. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔🤔🤔

      @kidgonemissing@kidgonemissing3 жыл бұрын
    • @@kidgonemissing first of all what

      @EthanMeatan@EthanMeatan3 жыл бұрын
    • You forgot, "it looks like Shrek's turds!"

      @samuelbutton7185@samuelbutton71853 жыл бұрын
    • @@samuelbutton7185 I didn’t end up watching the whole video lmao 😂. But yet another very good example as to why Takis wouldn’t sponsor him. Pfft

      @user-gt4ey9kl1o@user-gt4ey9kl1o3 жыл бұрын
    • you forgot " (in reference to john cena) He can eat my chips after im done sucking the good stuff off of it"

      @celery.0532@celery.05323 жыл бұрын
  • I never thought I would intentionally rewatch a video of markiplier sucking on a bunch of takis again after 2 years

    @Bristolandthecamera@Bristolandthecamera4 ай бұрын
    • I love how he sounds like a taki junkie and his pupils are the size of pinholes

      @jayney7412@jayney74123 ай бұрын
    • Same but the way he eats them still makes the voices louder

      @LipoBipo@LipoBipo3 ай бұрын
    • Same

      @halfmoon_night@halfmoon_night2 ай бұрын
    • me neither tbh...

      @biggarlick6673@biggarlick66732 ай бұрын
    • Like fr me too lol

      @TREYSTELLAR@TREYSTELLAR2 ай бұрын
  • The way mark "eats" Takis is like buying a thanksgiving turkey, taking the wishbone and throwing away the rest of it.

    @starscream8989@starscream89898 ай бұрын
  • Title: 'I "Eat"" Me: "Huh that's a little weird." *Mark spits out Taki* Me: "Oh god."

    @sstjohn96@sstjohn963 жыл бұрын
    • Amy: "What, you've never seen him eat Taki's before?" [Deceased #1] "No, never!"

      @potatonumber200@potatonumber2003 жыл бұрын
    • @@potatonumber200 momento mori 😞

      @gwinnellheald8592@gwinnellheald85923 жыл бұрын
    • Oh god oh fuck

      @starbuckslatte8157@starbuckslatte81573 жыл бұрын
    • its takis not taki i live in mexico thats why i know (there made in mexico)

      @rosapenaloza8682@rosapenaloza86823 жыл бұрын
    • Viewers from this mysterious channel, totally understand Mark's strange Taki habit.

      @darkwolfag12@darkwolfag123 жыл бұрын
  • Mark: Compares them to drugs, spits them out, berates factories, points out flaws. Also Mark: For some reason, they just won't sponsor me.

    @kosherkitties5897@kosherkitties58973 жыл бұрын
    • Well they are addictive

      @smokeygaming3565@smokeygaming35653 жыл бұрын
  • My toxic trait is that this video repulses me but I keep coming back to watch it

    @sweetdreamer1117@sweetdreamer11173 ай бұрын
  • The way Mark eats Takis is like watching this video without commenting about how Mark eats Takis

    @remlo5482@remlo54825 ай бұрын
  • The “eat” being in quotes horrified me.

    @AnikoCass@AnikoCass3 жыл бұрын
    • suck

      @ZzDanishzZ@ZzDanishzZ3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ZzDanishzZ no u

      @linkmaster253@linkmaster2533 жыл бұрын
    • I- I specifically don't like how he DOESN'T chew the chip, and just sucks off the powder-

      @MaggotPuppy@MaggotPuppy3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MaggotPuppy i thought i was the only one. it annoys me so much XD

      @GamerKidFrom95@GamerKidFrom953 жыл бұрын
    • @@MaggotPuppy right it feels so wasteful 😂 I mean, I lick powder off chips, but then I proceed to eat said chip

      @myriahkeays3846@myriahkeays38463 жыл бұрын
  • not the worst thing the mailman has seen coming up his walkway tbh

    @lps-emily@lps-emily3 жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha yes!

      @Wolflover377@Wolflover3773 жыл бұрын
    • nothing quite like that one time he was gagged and recieveing pancakes on a paddle :)

      @misxfitx@misxfitx3 жыл бұрын
    • Lps Emily! Ack, I remember watching you when I was younger. I hope you're doing well! 🛐😩

      @swiftierep13@swiftierep133 жыл бұрын
    • @@misxfitx that never happened

      @taylora6122@taylora61223 жыл бұрын
    • @@taylora6122 it did??

      @druggoblin9721@druggoblin97213 жыл бұрын
  • The way Mark eats Takis is like ripping the skin off of fried chicken and just leaving the chicken part 💀

    @thetapperhatz_laboratories2574@thetapperhatz_laboratories25744 ай бұрын
  • The way mark “eats” Takis is like eating the cookie on the Oreo and throwing away the filling.

    @patata8397@patata83978 ай бұрын
    • I’d say it’s closer to only eating the filling and throwing away the cookie, since like just like takis powder, the filling of an Oreo is kind of the draw of the product.

      @wyattmurphy7153@wyattmurphy71534 ай бұрын
    • Nah the cookie is superior to the filling

      @L.C.T.@L.C.T.3 ай бұрын
    • I don't like the filling I like the actual cookie.And I eat the cookie first then the filling.

      @Joshua-ny1tf@Joshua-ny1tf2 ай бұрын
    • if they only sold the oreo cookie, i’d eat that stuff way more than normal oreos

      @epic3286@epic32867 күн бұрын
    • nah it's more like eating the filling and throwing the cookie, it's something i used to do as a kid

      @Archie8bits@Archie8bits4 күн бұрын
  • 2:42 Takis probably didn’t sponsor you because of the way you “eat” their chips (Edit) I didn’t expect this comment to get so much attention I just wanna say thanks to everyone and I still love you Mark even with your flaws Taki eating times 1:20 5:04 7:50 (magically appeared) 8:04 11:40 12:16 13:23 (magically appeared) 14:30 16:01 17:34 18:00 18:56 19:25 21:07 23:03 23:42 24:38 26:36 26:47 27:00

    @jessemiller6413@jessemiller64133 жыл бұрын
    • Yeh I think "Shrek's turds" might've sealed the deal lol 17:46

      @MrDeath3OOO@MrDeath3OOO3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MrDeath3OOO yeah what he said was such an insult :(

      @chrysanthemum_tea1938@chrysanthemum_tea19383 жыл бұрын
    • “Chips”

      @alexprice8632@alexprice86323 жыл бұрын
    • and he also wants to seduce them with his tongue

      @maddie6050@maddie60503 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah and maybe the fact that he only liked prob 3 😁

      @gunslinger5563@gunslinger55633 жыл бұрын
  • "I asked to be paid in _powder._ And they said no." don't do drugs, kids.

    @newt1348@newt13483 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @J4s._.b33@J4s._.b333 жыл бұрын
    • wanna buy a box of thin mints

      @Taynk_real@Taynk_real3 жыл бұрын
    • You just made me imagine snorting taki powder

      @jayhansen4918@jayhansen49183 жыл бұрын
    • @@jayhansen4918 dont. I was stupid and did it. I had a cold at the time and it disappeared. But so did my sense of smell plus all i felt was pain

      @jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521@jim-dandyjosephjoestar95213 жыл бұрын
    • @@jim-dandyjosephjoestar9521 it got rid of the cold though, right?

      @newquinn22@newquinn223 жыл бұрын
  • The way mark eats Taki’s is like unwrapping a sweet, throwing it away and eating the wrapper

    @AlreadyUnknown._.@AlreadyUnknown._.3 ай бұрын
  • 10:46 Lyxian didn’t need to do him like that😂

    @Pierce-mu4zx@Pierce-mu4zx7 ай бұрын
  • he did it, he's back to hopefully yelling at brand

    @Gromek999@Gromek9993 жыл бұрын
    • hey didnt think id see you here

      @poependeoma_4@poependeoma_43 жыл бұрын
    • Who disliked this comment

      @kpxgod0075@kpxgod00753 жыл бұрын
    • GROM

      @catapple6267@catapple62673 жыл бұрын
    • 999 forever

      @kingeli3495@kingeli34953 жыл бұрын
    • Is mordhau ded

      @Sir-McKnight@Sir-McKnight3 жыл бұрын
  • “There is nothing weird about the way I eat takis” has the same energy as “I’m not a masochist”

    @circusclown1503@circusclown15033 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely

      @jackiec177@jackiec1773 жыл бұрын
    • This comment needs more attention lmao

      @Dxrksimp@Dxrksimp3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah mean, it's a lie?

      @abbymorrison3097@abbymorrison30973 жыл бұрын
    • o h m y g o d i t d o e s

      @littlemouseofsorts@littlemouseofsorts3 жыл бұрын
    • No, _stronger._

      @NP.1416@NP.14163 жыл бұрын
  • the way mark ‘eats’ takis is like drawing on paper with an apple pencil

    @luciferr-_@luciferr-_8 ай бұрын
  • Greatest quotes “Mark” “ I would never eat this or suck it”💀

    @Marshmellowdosgames@Marshmellowdosgames6 ай бұрын
  • Mark: “Why won’t they sponsor me?” Also Mark: Sucking off Takis like he owes a debt.

    @taylora6122@taylora61223 жыл бұрын
    • OMFG. UNDERRATED COMMENT

      @liv6155@liv61553 жыл бұрын
    • Why did you word this comment this way?😂😂

      @VladimirJacinthe@VladimirJacinthe3 жыл бұрын
    • You made me exhale joy sir.

      @veilfrab2888@veilfrab28883 жыл бұрын
    • @@veilfrab2888 well I am a ma’am but happy to be of exhaling joy service lol

      @taylora6122@taylora61223 жыл бұрын
    • @@VladimirJacinthe chaotic videos need chaotic comments lol

      @taylora6122@taylora61223 жыл бұрын
  • Marks next video: “I’m in the hospital again”

    @groglapin9304@groglapin93043 жыл бұрын
    • @hsjsgs gsjsgs Wow, I like your name. How'd you get it, hsjsgs gsjsgs?

      @gdcoolkid2213@gdcoolkid22133 жыл бұрын
    • And to follow up is a vid by Alex scolding him again.

      @ryan1258@ryan12583 жыл бұрын
    • Hell yea so true

      @sem_ghost1807@sem_ghost18073 жыл бұрын
    • lmao ikr

      @MoonHeroz@MoonHeroz3 жыл бұрын
    • Mark's next video: Guys, so today I'm here to explain why I took too long to post thi- *vomits* uhg... Video...

      @vasko6699@vasko66993 жыл бұрын
  • The way Mark “eats” Takis is like making a sandwich, and only eating the crust.

    @AstroGames2809@AstroGames28095 ай бұрын
  • Seeing Mark trying to be a Takis Connoisseur is so funny to me

    @artisanpsg@artisanpsg6 ай бұрын
  • mark: puts taki in his mouth. me: chewing on my frosted flakes. mark: spits taki out. me: gags on frosted flakes.

    @gharmon06@gharmon063 жыл бұрын
    • He he I gave the 69th like 😏

      @darkrockman2389@darkrockman23893 жыл бұрын
    • i was eating a creme egg and i dropped it in my tea then had to scoop it out with burning fingers

      @ilikebreadsticks1880@ilikebreadsticks18803 жыл бұрын
    • I saw "Takis" and knew I shouldn't watch while eating. 😅

      @echoedinnocence@echoedinnocence3 жыл бұрын
    • Just came back from the store with takis, now it's time to eat it with mark

      @Gustavo-po9bd@Gustavo-po9bd3 жыл бұрын
    • I wasnt sure y he was making those noises then it just popped out IVE NEVER "DAUFUQ?ed SO HARD💀

      @stopbro5842@stopbro58423 жыл бұрын
  • I FULLY believe he really ate that whole bag like that and Lixian just spared us

    @redlightningwolf183@redlightningwolf1833 жыл бұрын
    • Lixian and Nerdfiction edited

      @AnonymousBuddha@AnonymousBuddha3 жыл бұрын
    • "Ate"

      @monsters691@monsters6913 жыл бұрын
    • @@travis_loves_cougars6451 they meant he “ate” them and didn’t actually eat them because he sucks on them like a mad lad

      @pluto2469@pluto24693 жыл бұрын
    • @@travis_loves_cougars6451 Ok How Bout This HUH, Tell Me If You Like This. B)

      @gqts_@gqts_3 жыл бұрын
    • @@travis_loves_cougars6451 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? WHATS A LOWER CASE LETTER?

      @iqceo4276@iqceo42763 жыл бұрын
  • mark: why wont they sponsor me also mark: spits out the guacamole taki and the bufallo taki

    @Tedy0804@Tedy08044 ай бұрын
  • Alternate title: Mark talks about takis and makes hints at a channel that never existed for 27 minutes

    @bumblebelle6742@bumblebelle67423 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh momento mori

      @yahirdoesbadvids@yahirdoesbadvids3 жыл бұрын
  • "I didn't ask to be paid in money, I asked to be paid in *powder*" Mark, maybe they didn't sponsor you due to miscommunication

    @geoleon3629@geoleon36293 жыл бұрын
    • Underrated comment XD

      @Nightther@Nightther3 жыл бұрын
    • when i first heard him say "POWDER" i first thought about that sugar powder

      @mintymonkey1758@mintymonkey17583 жыл бұрын
    • @@mintymonkey1758 like the white powder

      @rolopolo4720@rolopolo47203 жыл бұрын
    • @@rolopolo4720 mmmm yeah the white powder

      @mintymonkey1758@mintymonkey17583 жыл бұрын
    • @@mintymonkey1758 sheesh

      @rolopolo4720@rolopolo47203 жыл бұрын
  • To make homemade taki powder here it is 1tbsp Sugar 1/2tbsp Onion powder 1/2tbsp Paprika 1/2 tbsp Cayenne powder 1/2tsp Chili's árbol powder 1tsp Citric acid 1/2tsp Turmeric 1/2tsp Red powder

    @JadeBenard@JadeBenard3 ай бұрын
  • A few days ago I've seen Takis for the first time ever here in Austria. They were blue and somehow appealing... but then I read "with artificial flavors" prominent on the front, so I didn't buy them xD

    @logiarhythm6285@logiarhythm6285Ай бұрын
  • Mark: *spits out soggy takis* Everyone: *audible crying*

    @karrinafinley1707@karrinafinley17073 жыл бұрын
    • I read it as "edible crying" at first.

      @theintelligentmilkjug944@theintelligentmilkjug9443 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly! It’s soggy and uggghhhhhh i am traumatized LMAO

      @averystars-virtualyoutuber9559@averystars-virtualyoutuber95593 жыл бұрын
    • @CowoO oh my god lol do you guys not like the crunchy chips part like I am having trouble understanding 😂

      @averystars-virtualyoutuber9559@averystars-virtualyoutuber95593 жыл бұрын
    • i dont feel good about this :(.

      @hassenalwaely6215@hassenalwaely62153 жыл бұрын
    • If you're hearing audible crying you might want to check yourself in somewhere.

      @bojyoohoo@bojyoohoo3 жыл бұрын
  • Mark: why won’t takis sponsor me? Also mark: only sucks off the spice

    @amydartez@amydartez3 жыл бұрын
    • I can’t put into words how much this triggered me

      @DavidOrtiz-lp8sh@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh3 жыл бұрын
    • The is true

      @gamingwithjon9731@gamingwithjon97313 жыл бұрын
    • I've been looking for a comment specifying whether or not you're supposed to **eat** the chip or just suck off the dust, because I am not able to eat Takis

      @mayathemayar4469@mayathemayar44693 жыл бұрын
    • @@StarPichu12 Can't say that I'm surprised, tbh

      @mayathemayar4469@mayathemayar44693 жыл бұрын
    • @@DavidOrtiz-lp8sh why lol but he needs a pickle

      @looleas@looleas3 жыл бұрын
  • The way mark “eats” takis is the equivalent of throwing away a phone and just using the phonecase

    @Lorax937@Lorax9376 ай бұрын
  • im currently eating takis and i tried to use his technique. ive never been so disappointed in my life

    @iaminyournightmares4429@iaminyournightmares44298 ай бұрын
  • Mark: *puts Taki in mouth, sucks off the flavoring, spits out the chip-remnant* Me: Nope. NopeNopeNope.

    @corvus1970@corvus19703 жыл бұрын
    • its honestly like physically gross

      @danieldacanay8811@danieldacanay88113 жыл бұрын
    • he says he eats every flavor of taki.... not the tortilla.

      @monkeymangamertm2512@monkeymangamertm25123 жыл бұрын
    • @@danieldacanay8811 me to at the start I forgot he did that and I was expecting him to chew it

      @Xplzk1@Xplzk13 жыл бұрын
    • It made me uncomfortable.

      @ReptilianTeaDrinker@ReptilianTeaDrinker3 жыл бұрын
    • I can't even watch the video 😂 my goodness just chew themmmm 😆

      @averystars-virtualyoutuber9559@averystars-virtualyoutuber95593 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like one of the reasons why Takis didn't sponsor him is because he eats them like a psychopath

    @hoemelander@hoemelander3 жыл бұрын
    • I would like but then it wouldn’t be 69

      @astroflame1112@astroflame11123 жыл бұрын
    • Facts

      @Jbird728@Jbird7283 жыл бұрын
    • Can it really be called eating?

      @megu0609@megu06093 жыл бұрын
    • @@megu0609 i think its called "slurping"

      @joshuagonzales2045@joshuagonzales20453 жыл бұрын
    • @@joshuagonzales2045 I'm gagging

      @Jbird728@Jbird7283 жыл бұрын
  • "I would NEVER eat this, and i would NEVER wanna suck this" is my new iconic line

    @haydenoller2823@haydenoller28238 ай бұрын
  • The way mark ate those takis scared me for life💀

    @cherrylemon4240@cherrylemon42408 ай бұрын
  • *I wouldn't sponsor someone who sucked on my chips like a ring pop either*

    @contexterased@contexterased3 жыл бұрын
    • I would HAHA

      @jdcmiphotography2141@jdcmiphotography21413 жыл бұрын
    • Ikr

      @riyapatil6191@riyapatil61913 жыл бұрын
    • OOOOOF

      @sethrm@sethrm3 жыл бұрын
    • That sounds kinda sus

      @drystan8880@drystan88803 жыл бұрын
  • Mark: "Maybe these are different if i bite them?" Internet: "Daring today, aren't we?"

    @qubingjianshen8210@qubingjianshen82103 жыл бұрын
    • This was a high quality comment. Thank you good person.

      @jfsf4368@jfsf43683 жыл бұрын
    • @@jfsf4368 agreed

      @hardlyjace@hardlyjace3 жыл бұрын
  • The fact he forgot the literal iconic blue takis is actually funny and infuriating at the same time😂

    @Matcha_Bear-143@Matcha_Bear-1438 ай бұрын
    • But he did… at the end. Did you miss that?

      @RAGING_BONER@RAGING_BONER8 ай бұрын
    • No that was zombie not blue

      @Matcha_Bear-143@Matcha_Bear-1438 ай бұрын
    • Nope! it’s at the very end 24:45 is where he tries it

      @midnight1782@midnight17825 ай бұрын
  • I died when he realized all of the chips are expired🤣🤣

    @Your_Beloved_C@Your_Beloved_C4 ай бұрын
  • Ethan after Unus annus: healthy, taking mental breaks, never better Mark after Unus Annus: this, pop tarts, sour patch, etc. no more stomach

    @cleoedler9375@cleoedler93753 жыл бұрын
    • "Del Monte is Dead to me"

      @pipergrant7903@pipergrant79033 жыл бұрын
    • What’s unus annas wink wink it was never even a Chanel wink wink we shouldn’t talk about things that don’t exist WINK WINK!!!

      @MrRice-mr8sr@MrRice-mr8sr3 жыл бұрын
    • @@MrRice-mr8sr wink wink

      @MrFujin@MrFujin3 жыл бұрын
    • *wink, wink* never heard of Unus Annus...

      @edwardoandeleletsgo8663@edwardoandeleletsgo86633 жыл бұрын
    • Y'all good? Why are you guys talking abiut something that never exsisted? Electric chair/J

      @thats_so_benson8003@thats_so_benson80033 жыл бұрын
  • Mark: not a masochist Also Mark: only eats hot powder, and citric acid

    @Theaterlime@Theaterlime3 жыл бұрын
    • XD

      @Coco-ke5db@Coco-ke5db3 жыл бұрын
    • that is also me.

      @izzykvance2909@izzykvance29093 жыл бұрын
  • Rewatching this in 2023 horrifying flashbacks of mark "eating" takis

    @k1ngs4ndm@k1ngs4ndm6 ай бұрын
  • The way mark put quotes around eat gets me everytime, it’s so funny

    @user-ib5en5qp8w@user-ib5en5qp8w4 ай бұрын
  • This should be called “Having a mental breakdown while sucking on takis”

    @emilybesch697@emilybesch6973 жыл бұрын
    • Mark never learned how to suck on his thumb as a kid, so he went for the next best thing and carried it to his adulthood.

      @AnubisFactsGames@AnubisFactsGames3 жыл бұрын
    • @@AnubisFactsGames He couldn't afford thumbs as a child

      @starryequinoxsyo5416@starryequinoxsyo54163 жыл бұрын
    • That would be it if it was an Unus annus video😞

      @crustsatanas2136@crustsatanas21363 жыл бұрын
  • At least the mailman only caught him eating Takis. Imagine if he got caught doing something REALLY embarrassing like eating breakfast with a friend while using s*x toys..... Thank goodness that never happened!

    @MinnesotaNice763@MinnesotaNice7633 жыл бұрын
    • That would be crazy🏃

      @WHOTOOKWASABI.NETBRO@WHOTOOKWASABI.NETBRO3 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine all the people who have no idea what that's a reference to... I mean.. just like me! That would be very strange if that ever happened somehow haha..

      @supersolomob422@supersolomob4223 жыл бұрын
    • IKR ! LIKE SO EMBARRASSING

      @hannahnightshadewolf9219@hannahnightshadewolf92193 жыл бұрын
    • ugh i miss [REDACTED] sm

      @deepfri3doreos@deepfri3doreos3 жыл бұрын
    • That would be terribly embarrassing 🙂

      @JollySunbroShorts@JollySunbroShorts3 жыл бұрын
  • The way mark “eats” takis is like pouring a drink into a shot glass and then drinking from the bottle

    @musicman3351@musicman33514 ай бұрын
  • I wanna watch him try the flavors that's came out over the last couple years

    @deathking4119@deathking41193 ай бұрын
  • mark doesn’t “eat” the takis, he sucks the living soul out of them

    @smartmarsam@smartmarsam3 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @krowsattrus58@krowsattrus583 жыл бұрын
    • That good good suck

      @rurdykds@rurdykds3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol the powder is mostly the flavor

      @gabrielaramirez5034@gabrielaramirez50343 жыл бұрын
    • The BIG SUCC

      @bbomb2002@bbomb20023 жыл бұрын
    • He's not a takis eater, he's a takis reaper.

      @ayf449@ayf4493 жыл бұрын
  • Everyone: Eats normally Mark: **Eats like a literal monster**

    @tancewaslost5196@tancewaslost51963 жыл бұрын
    • yes. *Sivert go down my spine*

      @steam_demon@steam_demon3 жыл бұрын
    • @@steam_demon do you mean *"shivers go down my spine?"* lol

      @rainbowcattail3367@rainbowcattail33673 жыл бұрын
    • Bruh

      @averagebeast1365@averagebeast13653 жыл бұрын
    • @@rainbowcattail3367 SHRIVEL!!

      @haydengodfrey8346@haydengodfrey83463 жыл бұрын
    • @@rainbowcattail3367 nope my spine literally shriveled too im super short now oop

      @HBell-mx2ez@HBell-mx2ez3 жыл бұрын
  • The way mark "eats" takis is like buying a pizza, opening the pizza box, cutting of the crust, eating the crust before finally throwing away the rest of the pizza.

    @alizaidanthamyeez740@alizaidanthamyeez7405 ай бұрын
  • I love how Mark is talking about takis like he's talking about wine

    @RedRecorder@RedRecorder3 жыл бұрын
    • The HON HON from him helps

      @hjalmarnilsson1756@hjalmarnilsson17563 жыл бұрын
    • I was LITERALLY just watching Neil Degrasse Tyson lmao and his wording was similar

      @itsjess7416@itsjess74163 жыл бұрын
    • Right 😂😂

      @rebeccahancock6671@rebeccahancock66713 жыл бұрын
    • PURE SALT, SPYCE AND MSG

      @montyskeetch4082@montyskeetch40823 жыл бұрын
    • Ain't it the same

      @nekros5033@nekros50333 жыл бұрын
  • Mark: freely advertises takis for free Taki: yeah no you eat them like a toddler, can’t sponsor

    @mariahtyner9501@mariahtyner95013 жыл бұрын
    • maybe its his payback for not sponsoring him

      @omrmohammed5095@omrmohammed50953 жыл бұрын
    • @@omrmohammed5095 Gasp, You think outside the box, like a fellow big brain would. Congratulations.

      @greenturts460@greenturts4603 жыл бұрын
    • @@greenturts460 Hello, I would like to tender my application to the big brain gang. I have very many qualifications to be a fellow big brain. Such as: MASSIVE BRAIN I think the way mark eats taki's is torture Im subscribed to pewdiepie I liked this video Please consider my application. Sincerely Your soon-to-be fellow big brain The Dude That read your comment on the internet

      @reefblackford5882@reefblackford58822 жыл бұрын
  • I can imagine Mark talking to his son being like Markiplier the third get your butt over here right now, and try the new flavor of Takis

    @Elizabeth-butterfly@Elizabeth-butterfly8 ай бұрын
  • Mark: **Spits out Taki** Me: “Oh yeah, forgot he did that.”

    @lolap9968@lolap99683 жыл бұрын
    • So did I. I didn't want to be reminded

      @joshc5613@joshc56133 жыл бұрын
    • I also forgot he did that. Not happy to be reminded

      @Grumplebumple@Grumplebumple3 жыл бұрын
    • You literally read my mind 😂

      @MyaR@MyaR3 жыл бұрын
    • yeah i forgot too tbh. then i realized same reaction

      @SMILECROWNS@SMILECROWNS3 жыл бұрын
    • i thought the exact same thing lol

      @theguyzero4457@theguyzero44573 жыл бұрын
  • Mark: goes to hospital after eating expired pop tarts Mark: eats expired taki’s Me: uh oh

    @lottiel5345@lottiel53453 жыл бұрын
    • Well since he is not technically eating them, he just casually sUck tHe sPicE out of them and then spit them out hihi

      @Ida.C@Ida.C3 жыл бұрын
    • Succin that bacteria straight off the chip

      @DC-zj6ml@DC-zj6ml3 жыл бұрын
    • I literally thought the same thing when I saw the notification for the video

      @mickey__2207@mickey__22073 жыл бұрын
    • Nah chips will outlast the sphinx as long as the bag is sealed properly. Sure they go stale after a long while but they never really become inedible.

      @metazoxan2@metazoxan23 жыл бұрын
  • The way Mark eats Takis is the equivalent of selling your bike to buy a bike lock

    @zanderstroucken8876@zanderstroucken88768 ай бұрын
  • The moment he spit the first Taki out, everyone's soul left their body.

    @headstails301@headstails3018 ай бұрын
  • The fact that he just sucks on it and doesn’t eat it. Makes me feel uncomfortable

    @007_dk@007_dk3 жыл бұрын
    • Very true

      @urnotkind@urnotkind3 жыл бұрын
    • @@davidjdunham no you 🤣

      @rahmat4848@rahmat48483 жыл бұрын
    • @@urnotkind no you

      @rahmat4848@rahmat48483 жыл бұрын
    • @@urnotkind your late btw 🤣

      @rahmat4848@rahmat48483 жыл бұрын
    • Same 😂

      @malazloza2470@malazloza24703 жыл бұрын
  • Whenever he spits them out for a few seconds I'm like "did he not like them that much??" And then I'm like no he's just fucking wierd.

    @gamermoment7044@gamermoment70443 жыл бұрын
    • I guess you didn’t watch all of Unus Annus since he ate Takis like that in one of the videos

      @RoseRampage_@RoseRampage_3 жыл бұрын
    • I mean I wouldn't actually eat them either, all corn chips are woesome. Now if they had that kind of powdery goodness on potato based chips though...

      @jubuttib@jubuttib3 жыл бұрын
    • @@RoseRampage_ Unus Annus?

      @propelledgaming9441@propelledgaming94413 жыл бұрын
    • I totally agree with you lol. All of my friends and sisters hate spicy foods except takis and do this, but they LICK instead if just putting it in their mouth. It's stupid-_-

      @mrfox6662@mrfox66623 жыл бұрын
    • @@propelledgaming9441 oh, you poor soul.

      @saturdaynightcrisps3880@saturdaynightcrisps38803 жыл бұрын
  • the way mark "eats" takis is the equivalent of someone buying sushi and eating the seaweed on the outside

    @user-jm1gt5oe9s@user-jm1gt5oe9s3 ай бұрын
  • The right title: *I suck on every flavor of takis while everybody is disgusted*

    @bamboliv8800@bamboliv88003 жыл бұрын
    • I hate your name but fine comment I guess, in 5 years your gonna look back and not be happy

      @Strobel-tp4fe@Strobel-tp4fe3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Strobel-tp4fe what tha FUCK.... What demon watching every step I take?

      @bamboliv8800@bamboliv88003 жыл бұрын
  • I knew _immediately_ this was just going to be Mark sucking on Takis.

    @TheDeath0fDucks@TheDeath0fDucks3 жыл бұрын
    • Unus annus

      @violet-dk1hj@violet-dk1hj3 жыл бұрын
    • Revolting yet I'm fixated. I cant turn away from this freudian display. (That rhymed)

      @DASRH@DASRH3 жыл бұрын
    • No no, succc

      @kingk9fx173@kingk9fx1733 жыл бұрын
    • @@violet-dk1hj wat that

      @Rei_Lilith@Rei_Lilith3 жыл бұрын
    • @@violet-dk1hj we don't say that 'round here

      @toby8374@toby83743 жыл бұрын
  • The only thing that bothers me more than watching mark spitting out takis is the way he opens the bag when he's just gonna eat two of them. PLEASE MARK HOW DO YOU STORE THOSE FOR LATER

    @an.gr159@an.gr1595 ай бұрын
  • The way mark eats takis is like buying a house and then sleeping on the streets

    @MatrimBate@MatrimBate8 ай бұрын
  • Markiplier is confused why companies won't pay him meanwhile he is talking mad shit about them I just think it is ironic and hilarious.

    @silverninja5218@silverninja52183 жыл бұрын
    • He is Albert einsteins definition of insanity Trying to get the same thing over and over agian

      @generalarcticfox6406@generalarcticfox64063 жыл бұрын
    • Still - negative or positive attention is attention and the negative things he’s saying are mostly just him joking haha. I get what you’re saying tho

      @annaburgooo@annaburgooo3 жыл бұрын
    • right? He's so chaotic and I'm all for it XD

      @Anklejbiter@Anklejbiter3 жыл бұрын
    • Ya just wanted to throw that out as a joke but hey who knows maby he is insane all part of the deeper warfastach and markiplier lore :>

      @generalarcticfox6406@generalarcticfox64063 жыл бұрын
  • i am thoroughly convinced that the only reason Taki’s didn’t sponsor Mark is because he just sucks the flavor off

    @dracticarchive@dracticarchive3 жыл бұрын
    • HAHA

      @xaviorshideout@xaviorshideout3 жыл бұрын
    • However, we would’ve gotten a less cringe video if they just sent him the powder

      @A.Rua333@A.Rua3333 жыл бұрын
    • Thats what she said

      @sxftysugar2261@sxftysugar22613 жыл бұрын
    • I suck the flavor off too.

      @Emma7878@Emma78783 жыл бұрын
    • @@Emma7878 Oooo

      @Unorthodox-@Unorthodox-3 жыл бұрын
  • the way mark eats takis is like peeling an apple and eating the skin

    @DOOMguy117.@DOOMguy117.7 ай бұрын
  • Me eating raymun noodles "Hahaha your weak takis is no match compared to my spicy raymun 😂"

    @An_unofficalYT@An_unofficalYT3 ай бұрын
  • One day, Mark’s friends and family are going to find him sobbing and huddled in a corner with 46 fuego takis in his mouth.

    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear@yourpsychicfriendfredbear3 жыл бұрын
    • I love ur pfp and username XD

      @crashall-420@crashall-4203 жыл бұрын
    • And it's going to look exactly like the hot dog videos from [REDACTED]

      @insignificantramblings@insignificantramblings3 жыл бұрын
    • A time traveler I see

      @anotherdono1829@anotherdono18293 жыл бұрын
    • True. I wouldn’t expect less from Mark

      @jerichoalipio3590@jerichoalipio35903 жыл бұрын
    • and then hes going to spit them all out at once

      @blarf4982@blarf49823 жыл бұрын
  • Mark : **Eating Every Flavour Of Takis !!!** Mark 2 Days Later : **I'm In The Hospital Again ...**

    @AvatarAang@AvatarAang3 жыл бұрын
    • well its been 6 days

      @pearlmist@pearlmist3 жыл бұрын
    • For... what, the 4th time?

      @JoshyAbada@JoshyAbada3 жыл бұрын
    • Ikr I have heard you can litteraly burn ur stomache

      @eevee_awsom2631@eevee_awsom26313 жыл бұрын
  • The way mark eats takis is literally like playing uno then you yell uno but someone yelled it before you

    @eziekelgarcia861@eziekelgarcia8617 ай бұрын
  • The way Mark "eats" takis is like making an omlet but eating the pan

    @egg_____.@egg_____.8 ай бұрын
  • Imagine being corn and spending your whole life in a field until someone harvests you and you get sent to a Taki's processing factory to be sold in a store. Then after days of waiting you see a man approach you and bring you home for consumption, only to have him suck the powder off of you and spit you onto a paper towel while recording a youtube video. That's what you're doing here Mark

    @Daily_Meat_Dealer@Daily_Meat_Dealer3 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine this scene in Sausage Party

      @lovelatempest3913@lovelatempest39133 жыл бұрын
    • Poor corn

      @AdizabethTorres@AdizabethTorres3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @yummieststew0728@yummieststew07283 жыл бұрын
    • You just canceled, Mark. What have you done....

      @Zero21kr@Zero21kr3 жыл бұрын
    • I lick all the powder then eat the tortilla

      @makayladazz1800@makayladazz18003 жыл бұрын
  • “I can’t seduce this with my tongue.” Okay mark, maybe it’s time we go see a therapist

    @Anonymous-bl2pv@Anonymous-bl2pv3 жыл бұрын
    • :')

      @jinxfest@jinxfest3 жыл бұрын
    • of course you're a female

      @rolandchristensen5889@rolandchristensen58893 жыл бұрын
  • I can imagine Markiplier going into an alleyway to buy Taki dust

    @jbgordon611@jbgordon6118 ай бұрын
  • I never actually looked at snacks like this, but besides some chaos and insanity of this video, i really like spice too, and i never thought that chips shape could affect it

    @greatroyalwolf@greatroyalwolf8 ай бұрын
  • Mark:*eats expired chips* Me knowing how he gets:he's about to give us a "I'm in the hospital "video real soon.

    @osian.667@osian.6673 жыл бұрын
    • It’s the Pop Tarts all over again

      @remustherat@remustherat3 жыл бұрын
    • Totally not a masochist

      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa20043 жыл бұрын
  • Mark: “Oh hey UPS guy.” I bet he’s glad he wasn’t wearing a gag this time.....

    @thelivelylibra1712@thelivelylibra17123 жыл бұрын
    • that was so awkward LMAO

      @alainasm@alainasm3 жыл бұрын
    • Oh yea, that’s right, that was a thing that happened

      @mudkiper555@mudkiper5553 жыл бұрын
    • There was never a gag there’s no proof

      @theblueflame@theblueflame3 жыл бұрын
    • Gosh, I miss that one.

      @emilyfrancalangia516@emilyfrancalangia5163 жыл бұрын
    • Oh yeahhhh on [REDACTED]

      @toebeanz4226@toebeanz42263 жыл бұрын
  • I love takis cause of the crunch and spice so seeing mark taking out that entire part is diabolical

    @taytumsmith-gg3rj@taytumsmith-gg3rj5 ай бұрын
    • U need the texture with the powder, not just the powder

      @bdogstudios4848@bdogstudios4848Ай бұрын
  • even two years later and takis still make me hungry

    @toysRrobloxYT@toysRrobloxYT8 ай бұрын
  • Me every time he “eats” one: please *cronch* Mark: *doesnt cronch*

    @maybemurdoc@maybemurdoc3 жыл бұрын
    • Nice skyrim pfp

      @abigailramage9507@abigailramage95073 жыл бұрын
    • He couldn’t properly experience crunchy fajitas

      @bruhwhat5273@bruhwhat52733 жыл бұрын
  • “And when KZhead dies, i will ceased to exist” d-did mark just admit that he isn’t real....?

    @emmalynnsparks7536@emmalynnsparks75363 жыл бұрын
    • OH MY GOSH DID HE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

      @beluganot5304@beluganot53043 жыл бұрын
    • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

      @riggity9811@riggity98113 жыл бұрын
    • But when would YT ever die?

      @strangewayfaringstranger@strangewayfaringstranger3 жыл бұрын
    • Yt will never die

      @beluganot5304@beluganot53043 жыл бұрын
    • @@strangewayfaringstranger so would that make Mark immortal??

      @jessicaarias5381@jessicaarias53813 жыл бұрын
  • The way mark “eats” takes is like buying a game throwing out the disc and keeping the case

    @Mrgnarpgnarp@Mrgnarpgnarp3 ай бұрын
  • bro the way he ate it froze my face in a mix of fear and confusion and sadness for 30 seconds 😭

    @jaxx1360@jaxx13608 ай бұрын
  • mark is like that crazy uncle that has a conspiracy theory about everything, and each one is strangely interesting.

    @cubic6473@cubic64733 жыл бұрын
    • True I’ve got an uncle like that

      @romanlutterotti3158@romanlutterotti31583 жыл бұрын
    • I literally just reloaded and now you’ve got over 100 likes what

      @hiimpico4322@hiimpico43223 жыл бұрын
    • I am that uncle. This is his demo. Crazy uncles and fascinated nephews n nieces.

      @DASRH@DASRH3 жыл бұрын
    • I have 3 of these

      @littlehalflight@littlehalflight3 жыл бұрын
    • @@littlehalflight oh

      @Blastofftheplanet@Blastofftheplanet3 жыл бұрын
  • This feels like Unus Annus without the Unus.

    @CariHere@CariHere3 жыл бұрын
    • Just pure Anus. Whoops, Annus*.

      @GabeGOG@GabeGOG3 жыл бұрын
    • He was honing his Annus powers for a whole year

      @paper-boat4326@paper-boat43263 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe he’s really Unus. I mean he is wearing black.

      @Antonio_Martinez@Antonio_Martinez3 жыл бұрын
    • anus*

      @jerryqueer@jerryqueer3 жыл бұрын
    • I was about to say this-

      @helloiamtiredallthetime.631@helloiamtiredallthetime.6313 жыл бұрын
  • The way Mark eats Takis is like slurping the Taki dust off of a Taki and then getting rid of the Taki

    @cuck8180@cuck81808 ай бұрын
  • The way mark eats takis is like building a piece of furniture from IKEA and finishing it, then realizing you messed up on step 2

    @Bumblebee82697@Bumblebee826976 ай бұрын
  • Lixian had to watch wet, bare Takis fall out of Mark’s mouth for at least like an hour. I’ve never felt so bad for an editor

    @ryanboucher3779@ryanboucher37793 жыл бұрын
    • Try like, probably three hours.

      @christiancousineau9662@christiancousineau96623 жыл бұрын
    • He doesn't get la yes enough for this

      @molol_potions5267@molol_potions52673 жыл бұрын
    • And the sounds 😩

      @Sku11yLov3@Sku11yLov33 жыл бұрын
    • There are 3 different camera angles, a separate audio channel that has to be synced, and multiple custom assets that were used. Lyxian most likely had to spend at least 4-8 hours having to watch Mark suck on Takis like a disgusting madman.

      @lordlemmingman@lordlemmingman3 жыл бұрын
    • @@lordlemmingman jesus christ

      @stinkycrustman@stinkycrustman3 жыл бұрын
  • Mark: “They didn’t sponsor me for some reason” Proceeds to eat like a psychopath

    @vedkhandalkar@vedkhandalkar3 жыл бұрын
    • Hello fellow food what do you think about human?

      @Kaycee_Ace@Kaycee_Ace3 жыл бұрын
    • Do you really think he asked them to sponsor him? Tf lol

      @sir.2015@sir.20153 жыл бұрын
    • @@sir.2015 do you underestimate mark? smh

      @Kaycee_Ace@Kaycee_Ace3 жыл бұрын
    • @@sir.2015 i mean he did that twice

      @Kuno6969@Kuno69693 жыл бұрын
    • @@Kuno6969 but did you saw him doing it live??or did he just said that lol

      @sir.2015@sir.20153 жыл бұрын
  • I spent 27 minutes and 6 seconds of my life watching a grown man talk about sucking the flavor out of a takis chip. worth it

    @someoneyoum1ghtknow@someoneyoum1ghtknow8 ай бұрын
  • Mark: "I've asked Takis and they won't sponsor me." Me: "Ah man, that sucks." Mark: *sucks on a Taki but doesn't eat the chip* Me: "You know what? I understand now." Lol

    @walkinglootchest1251@walkinglootchest12512 жыл бұрын
    • honestly

      @Flaqqitoo@Flaqqitoo2 жыл бұрын
    • Tru

      @thesithtroopergg.69420@thesithtroopergg.694202 жыл бұрын
    • His method of eating Takis disgusts me.

      @velocity_02@velocity_022 жыл бұрын
    • Thats how I eat them, but I eat the chip after

      @obama5041@obama50412 жыл бұрын
    • @@obama5041 that okay in my book

      @Flaqqitoo@Flaqqitoo2 жыл бұрын
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