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I Bought the World's Brightest Flashlight

Markiplier
2020 ж. 19 Қар.
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Many flashlights on Amazon claim to be the "BRIGHTEST" so I very wisely spent my money to test out these bold claims with my own eyes.
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  • The mental image of Amy just walking by the door to that closet and a huge beam of light shining through the cracks, like a God manifesting inside, is amazing.

    @octopus189@octopus1893 жыл бұрын

    • "Mark, did you summon a demon again?"

      @lucidhighway4403@lucidhighway44033 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, Mark is already god anyway

      @jacobscott6323@jacobscott63233 жыл бұрын

    • Lightplier.

      @gustavodasilvaprobst890@gustavodasilvaprobst8903 жыл бұрын

    • I gave u the 420th like UwU

      @kimelf8852@kimelf88523 жыл бұрын

    • @TheRaichuTrainer@TheRaichuTrainer3 жыл бұрын

  • i'm so used to amy being behind the camera and kept thinking he's just blinding her with every flashlight

    @zoegilkey1415@zoegilkey14153 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @alexophobic2655@alexophobic26553 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @Foible@Foible3 жыл бұрын

    • Payne without the Liam

      @maesslaystodays@maesslaystodays3 жыл бұрын

    • i think though honestly it’s even better thinking that mark locked himself in the dark room for 50 minutes to record all by himself

      @jonasortiz1870@jonasortiz18703 жыл бұрын

    • Memento mori

      @no-lifenoah7861@no-lifenoah78613 жыл бұрын

  • this is nothing compared to when my mom wakes me up by turning the light on at 7 am

    @recruit6311@recruit6311 Жыл бұрын

    • Legit the worst feeling in life

      @arasckl1550@arasckl1550 Жыл бұрын

    • nothing compared to discord light theme at 1:00 am*

      @donnaprofio329@donnaprofio329 Жыл бұрын

    • it pains me

      @Zyjian@Zyjian Жыл бұрын

    • For real man, it feels like you've literally been blinded by the sun

      @thatonestar@thatonestar Жыл бұрын

    • Bro fr

      @loganhall-tq4gc@loganhall-tq4gc Жыл бұрын

  • In case anyone's reading this two years later, when t hings like flashlights say they're "explosion proof" that doesn't mean the flashlight won't be damaged by explosions, it means the flashlight is designed to not present any sparks or hot spots that could ignite explosive vapors or something. It won't *cause* an explosion.

    @thegardenofeatin5965@thegardenofeatin5965 Жыл бұрын

    • I read this just now, thanks for clarifying! I actually thought they meant it would survive an explosion (like how do you even promise something like that, there are so many types and levels :D) to market it to those "military grade everything" teleshopping bros

      @honeyscissors@honeyscissors Жыл бұрын

    • Ohhhhhhh thank you for that clarification

      @dream_walker9726@dream_walker9726 Жыл бұрын

  • *Mark's got all this Unus Annus energy, but no Unus Annus to spend it on.*

    @weebleflufflycakes7238@weebleflufflycakes72383 жыл бұрын

    • I was thinking the same. This video has massive Unus Annus energy.

      @AlbinoJedi@AlbinoJedi3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AlbinoJedi just add the intro to this video and boom

      @paper2222@paper22223 жыл бұрын

    • I'm just here to say your name is amazing

      @culturedmonster5518@culturedmonster55183 жыл бұрын

    • 😔😔 I'm not coping well without Unus Annus.... 😅 I really miss it, it was my thing to do every evening before bed for a year🙊

      @tunridacatlady9915@tunridacatlady99153 жыл бұрын

    • This feels like it was meant to be on Unus Annus but wasn’t delivered on time

      @Foxy02016@Foxy020163 жыл бұрын

  • POV: You are Unus’s dead body and Annus is going mad talking about a “vvitch” and blinding you with several flashlights because it was a dead channel’s rejected video idea

    @Gabbie.xoxoxo@Gabbie.xoxoxo3 жыл бұрын

    • why do I feel like I know this from somewhere

      @garblery@garblery3 жыл бұрын

    • Same. This video feels like a clue

      @cablefellow5315@cablefellow53153 жыл бұрын

    • @@cablefellow5315 wait what, a clue ? Lmao how, (no really how I wanna know)

      @StnkyDinky@StnkyDinky3 жыл бұрын

    • I like the idea that this video is what is going on inside of the casket that unus and annus are in lol

      @Rex-golf_player810@Rex-golf_player8103 жыл бұрын

  • The first time I watched this I had no idea that "the vvitch" was a horror movie thing, and just accepted it as Mark being Mark

    @everetsutton1377@everetsutton137710 ай бұрын

    • oh.

      @Killbayne@Killbayne4 күн бұрын

  • Fun fact: A nice clear, sunny day is roughly 10,000 Lumens per square meter. Mark could literally light up the daytime by 10x

    @Donald6309@Donald6309 Жыл бұрын

    • Now all we need is massive flashlight in sky

      @mymannn7832@mymannn783210 ай бұрын

    • For a sunny, cloudless day in summertime you can expect about 100,000 lux (lumens per square metre) - that's sort of an average, as it can get much brighter than that. Even an overcast day with scattered showers can be around 25,000 lux. For the sun, since it's essentially illuminating everything evenly, you can just convert from lux to lumens directly - so a 10,000 lux day is the equivalent of a 10,000 lumen light (over a small area). Because our eyes are so good at adjusting, we don't really think of a clear day as being _that_ much brighter than a really powerful artificial light, but it really is orders of magnitude different. Having said all that, that torch _would_ be illuminating whatever you point it at as if it was the middle of the day in summer - but distances and angles would make it less powerful, depending. You still certainly wouldn't want to look into it!

      @daidarabotchi3891@daidarabotchi389110 ай бұрын

    • ​​@@daidarabotchi3891 Lm/m²:❌❌❌ Lumens per square metre:✅✅✅

      @BacsarugoCringeMaker@BacsarugoCringeMaker5 ай бұрын

    • @@daidarabotchi3891I can’t tell if you’re a genius or very, very dedicated

      @milks-thoughts@milks-thoughts4 ай бұрын

    • @@milks-thoughts Haha, that's super nice. Not a genius, just happened to study something which required me to learn a whole lot about lux and lumens. Having said that, I do remember looking up the facts again before posting the comment because I was worried about spreading round misinformation XD

      @daidarabotchi3891@daidarabotchi38914 ай бұрын

  • "I'm not going to look in it" the ONE masochistic brain cell: but what if you did the other brain cells: well dammit

    @sadie5478@sadie54783 жыл бұрын

    • Mark: “says don’t try this” Me: “starts sobbing while singing the disclaimer song.

      @chandlermitani770@chandlermitani7703 жыл бұрын

    • 500 dollars Me: yes *very* responsible with your money

      @chewymustard6426@chewymustard64263 жыл бұрын

    • You guys he does not like pain he just wants to see what his body can handle

      @IV_X_7284@IV_X_72843 жыл бұрын

    • @@IV_X_7284 so he wants to see what his body can do he wants to feel pain..

      @chewymustard6426@chewymustard64263 жыл бұрын

    • You can see the second after he says “I’m not gonna look in it” he realizes he’s gonna have to look in it.

      @Corviidei@Corviidei3 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: I'm not trying to blind myself because I'm a masochist, I just wanna know how much my eyes can take

    @atlas9859@atlas98593 жыл бұрын

    • IKR LoL

      @devyngrant7119@devyngrant71193 жыл бұрын

    • ive always said i can put a [phone] flashlight with full power right in why eye, while my eye is open and be fine...

      @Sammers7@Sammers73 жыл бұрын

  • When the lights are out, Mark would be that kind of guy who would just find flashlights lying around in his house. You know, like a horror game protagonist

    @gingaillust_@gingaillust_8 ай бұрын

    • I feel called out by this because I have random flashlights everywhere lol And not even on purpose either. It just kinda happened

      @Redbikemaster@Redbikemaster3 ай бұрын

    • This reminded me of when Mark teased the idea of writing "Press Shift to Run" on a wall somewhere to give someone an existential crisis

      @captaincomet9963@captaincomet9963Ай бұрын

  • 25:00 “It smells like something burning…” Yea dude, it’s your retinas

    @mrkaboomsenior5752@mrkaboomsenior5752 Жыл бұрын

  • Mark: "Actually I have all the time in the world." Me remembering Unus Annus: "Have we learned nothing?"

    @gamebotsonline@gamebotsonline3 жыл бұрын

    • No

      @BlueFlagAlpha@BlueFlagAlpha3 жыл бұрын

    • When do we ever learn

      @Tempvo@Tempvo3 жыл бұрын

    • @sp00kykilljoy 0

      @Itookurspaghetti@Itookurspaghetti3 жыл бұрын

    • Have you learned nothing

      @CH40S_1NC4RN3T@CH40S_1NC4RN3T3 жыл бұрын

    • Unnas annus was a different breed. we are mere mortals

      @adamgonzalez2815@adamgonzalez28153 жыл бұрын

  • "Dont try this at home!" *cries in Disclaimer song and every Unus Annus video*

    @emilythetigerneko@emilythetigerneko3 жыл бұрын

    • ;_;

      @dripy5851@dripy58513 жыл бұрын

    • Hey now dont try this at home *cries while singing*

      @rhinomega7100@rhinomega71003 жыл бұрын

    • :(

      @AK086.@AK086.3 жыл бұрын

    • i was the 420th like

      @isabellabello8404@isabellabello84043 жыл бұрын

  • Can we just appreciate the fact he spent almost over 600 dollars worth of flashlights and shined them in his eyes for our entertainment

    @demagischewereldvanalexand1128@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 Жыл бұрын

    • Over $800 actually the big one was $600 and the rest were $200 ish

      @spookkook@spookkook Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@spookkook keyword: over

      @CloudMouth27@CloudMouth2711 ай бұрын

    • @@CloudMouth27 well technically he said almost over 600 not over 600

      @maddogb2020@maddogb202010 ай бұрын

    • @@CloudMouth27 keyword: almost

      @DestopLine@DestopLine9 ай бұрын

    • FIR THE ONE FLASHLIGHT

      @Jonamatronic14@Jonamatronic148 ай бұрын

  • mark just pausing the rant about flashlights to talk about shrinkflation is the funniest thing ever

    @Smile-dy8zq@Smile-dy8zq10 ай бұрын

  • guys don’t worry, he’s not a masochist, he just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle

    @beans3537@beans35373 жыл бұрын

    • XD UNUS ANNUS FLASHBACKS!!

      @_kittykaity603_4@_kittykaity603_43 жыл бұрын

    • Unus Annus :(

      @spiritxi2406@spiritxi24063 жыл бұрын

    • ah yes, another reminder of my sadness

      @malixnant@malixnant3 жыл бұрын

    • Unus Annus... 😔😔😔

      @commit_aarson@commit_aarson3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol stolen comment

      @steveharvey7039@steveharvey70393 жыл бұрын

  • 23:00 THE CHOIR KICKING IN JUST HAD ME DEAD RIGHT THERE

    @dripguyyy@dripguyyy Жыл бұрын

    • i laughed too, we all laughed

      @pensiveteam@pensiveteam Жыл бұрын

    • He just entered heaven

      @fivepainbbles@fivepainbbles Жыл бұрын

    • HELPLE LMDAO

      @innatabatadze@innatabatadze Жыл бұрын

    • I though it was the metroid power up music for a second.

      @justink3646@justink3646 Жыл бұрын

  • Mark's line "I've got all the time in the world, but I don't have the sanity for it, and I do NOT have a lot of that to spare." is my whole life in a nutshell.

    @theminingassassin16@theminingassassin16 Жыл бұрын

  • At the end when he shouted “MY EYES” I half expected a countdown and “Unus Annus! Unus Annus!”

    @dumblehades@dumblehades3 жыл бұрын

    • Right? I swear I still hear the ticking :'))

      @amypember7417@amypember74173 жыл бұрын

    • When the 3 2 1 started when he was gonna turn on the last one i expected the same thing lmao

      @realgamingkeys@realgamingkeys3 жыл бұрын

    • Didn’t we all...didn’t we all, I was expecting it at the beginning AND the end, then I got sad cuz it just wasn’t meant to be.

      @kro1483@kro14833 жыл бұрын

    • Memento mori 😢❤️

      @nemanjareljanovic180@nemanjareljanovic1803 жыл бұрын

    • @@amypember7417 we all still here the ticking. The ticking of a channel we could not save. A channel that i felt honoured to see go

      @sophiesturgill1540@sophiesturgill15403 жыл бұрын

  • POV: Your kidnapper rants about cereal while trying to give himself a seizure with a high-power flashlight

    @munchass2591@munchass25913 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAOACHDJHUIKAJCIO BYE-

      @easiergone@easiergone3 жыл бұрын

    • @@easiergone well okay 🤣

      @birdytay8231@birdytay82313 жыл бұрын

    • This happens every day

      @Bap983@Bap9833 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, accurate

      @milkpup9201@milkpup92013 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly I wouldn't mind if you ranted abt cereal or the meaning of life, as long as you keep talking it'll keep me walking

      @sircharlize2054@sircharlize20543 жыл бұрын

  • The fact this dropped almost immediately after Unus Annus was deleted, it felt good but saddening at the same time as it feels like Unus Annus, but then you want to go back, but in the end, we're left with naught, but the memories we made along the way

    @theringmaster7792@theringmaster7792 Жыл бұрын

  • Mark: This flashlight is not ment to be shone at any human ever. Also Mark: Points the flashlight directly at the camera

    @DocDocGoose15@DocDocGoose15 Жыл бұрын

    • Your screen is not is not cabable of emmiting the strength of that flashie so you're good.

      @isakmelander5399@isakmelander5399 Жыл бұрын

  • POV: Mark’s kidnapped you and is showing you all his flashlights he bought.

    @lemonzesty3997@lemonzesty39973 жыл бұрын

    • You mean Keanu Reeves right? Not Mark. 😀

      @knaigx_@knaigx_3 жыл бұрын

    • I would be completely fine with that

      @ZB-29@ZB-293 жыл бұрын

    • Don't you mean darkaplier?

      @eliteshyguy88@eliteshyguy883 жыл бұрын

    • i wouldnt mind

      @jason-hb9gp@jason-hb9gp3 жыл бұрын

    • @@knaigx_I SHOWED MY MOM MARK AND SHE THOUGHT HE WAS KEANU LOLL

      @jason-hb9gp@jason-hb9gp3 жыл бұрын

  • This is 100% a solo Unus Annus. So, just Annus playing alone in the dark.

    @iulia.bianca.b@iulia.bianca.b3 жыл бұрын

    • So Mark is Annus? I'm not sure how I feel about that.

      @IndigoStorm27@IndigoStorm273 жыл бұрын

    • "Annus In The Dark" sounds like a horror game

      @OriginalCreatorSama@OriginalCreatorSama3 жыл бұрын

    • @@OriginalCreatorSama Slow D-Annus In The Dark

      @chillboard4904@chillboard49043 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe this is Annus in the afterlife...

      @RockiAnimations@RockiAnimations3 жыл бұрын

    • Bro this just looks like an Ethan idea from unnus annus

      @yarme-_-nella7203@yarme-_-nella72033 жыл бұрын

  • I want the Tame the Sun flashlight as an upgrade in a horror game. You click it on and hear the fan whirring and the game just gets a normal lighting engine that makes everything normal, like the sun came up, and all the enemies flinch when you get close to them.

    @Nekufan1000000@Nekufan1000000 Жыл бұрын

  • Just so y'all know, Imalent now has an even more powerful model of flashlight that goes up to 120k lumens now, the SR32.

    @allthenamesiwantedweretaken@allthenamesiwantedweretaken6 ай бұрын

    • The was only tested to a bit over 100k. However, they've since made the ms32 that's 200k!

      @gergthewerg@gergthewerg28 күн бұрын

  • Mark's NOT a masochist, he just wants to see how much his retinas can handle.

    @buneary7046@buneary70463 жыл бұрын

    • THE WAY I SNORTED ISNDKGH

      @joytaime6890@joytaime68903 жыл бұрын

    • true masochists use night vision at these moments.

      @GmodFilmsTR@GmodFilmsTR3 жыл бұрын

    • Dont tell amy

      @tomoyami@tomoyami3 жыл бұрын

    • @Unus Annus YOURE DISRESPECTFUL

      @emilyluchinske268@emilyluchinske2683 жыл бұрын

    • @@GmodFilmsTR *flashback from Halo 3 ODST*

      @vincent.t4299@vincent.t42993 жыл бұрын

  • Mark has gotten so used to the masochistic lifestyle on Unnus Annus that the only thing that brings him joy is pain. Pray for my man

    @BlunderCunt@BlunderCunt3 жыл бұрын

    • shhh we dont speak of those times🤫

      @jg8596@jg85963 жыл бұрын

    • crying

      @ballslover77@ballslover773 жыл бұрын

    • 👍 Fax

      @lunareclipse6340@lunareclipse63403 жыл бұрын

    • @@jg8596 yes we do. They literally said that we should enjoy the memories that we made in UNNUS annus

      @rakishpotato4783@rakishpotato47833 жыл бұрын

    • Sometime in the future a day will come where someone comments something like this and someone else replies with “what’s Unus Annus?”

      @peachy.peachy.peachy@peachy.peachy.peachy3 жыл бұрын

  • The replaceable batteries might actually be better in a survival environment because you can’t recharge anything in the wild. As long as you put some batteries in your survival kit you’ll be set

    @melofelo4484@melofelo44845 ай бұрын

  • 9:19 G U R T H

    @random_gamer5859@random_gamer5859 Жыл бұрын

  • Unus Annus: *dies* Mark: “Fine... i’ll do it myself”

    @yoloswaggins5633@yoloswaggins56333 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @ZoomGOS@ZoomGOS3 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahaha

      @wakeupitskelsey@wakeupitskelsey3 жыл бұрын

    • was coming here to say that... this was so obviously an unus annus idea that was created too late lmfaoo, memento mori

      @crackedsunflower8123@crackedsunflower81233 жыл бұрын

    • I was expecting ticking at the end!!!

      @TheBlackBoxWarrior65@TheBlackBoxWarrior653 жыл бұрын

    • Dude I can feel that vibe

      @coteob5126@coteob51263 жыл бұрын

  • Eef in the distance: Hey now don’t try this at home...

    @pasta8tp727@pasta8tp7273 жыл бұрын

    • Hey now, don’t try this at home... du du du du du

      @kn5182@kn51823 жыл бұрын

    • HEY IT'S A KEY CHANGE HEY IT'S A KEY CHANGE

      @potatochipclips@potatochipclips3 жыл бұрын

    • @@potatochipclips OH ITS THE DISCLAIMER SOOOOOOOOOOONNGGG

      @YUKIISFUN@YUKIISFUN3 жыл бұрын

    • @@kn5182 hey now dont try this, oh no dont try this

      @dollsjj7481@dollsjj74813 жыл бұрын

    • I was thinking the same thing omg

      @theawkwardturtle1435@theawkwardturtle14353 жыл бұрын

  • The gates of heaven just opened for a second 23:01

    @benthebum6215@benthebum6215 Жыл бұрын

  • Once mark said “ resealable batteries what a concept, they stole technology from Oreos.” 9:49

    @MewGirlPlayz.@MewGirlPlayz. Жыл бұрын

  • Mark: it’s perfectly normal to join me here in the dark Unus Annus fans: we know father, thank you

    @viviannguyen7220@viviannguyen72203 жыл бұрын

    • Hmm what is this unus annus

      @blank6334@blank63343 жыл бұрын

    • Searched it up does not exist

      @blank6334@blank63343 жыл бұрын

    • @@blank6334 it was a channel mark and Ethan made in 2019. They deleted it this year. You missed it

      @cheezitchiballs5085@cheezitchiballs50853 жыл бұрын

    • @Zack TheCraz he was joking lmao

      @Withered741@Withered7413 жыл бұрын

    • @@blank6334 don’t remind me 😭

      @dontbesuchaleaf@dontbesuchaleaf3 жыл бұрын

  • I imagine nothing surprises Amy anymore. Like her hearing him talking to himself about flashlights and the witch in a dark closet is the least worrisome thing he could do.

    @SleepyCeline@SleepyCeline3 жыл бұрын

    • LOL u copied my comment dear

      @lybmae@lybmae3 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly after Unus Annus, this might've been her idea. There's a reason those two have been together a long time.

      @Newt1981@Newt19813 жыл бұрын

    • Kinda like how matpat records his videos in his closet

      @crimsonkarma13@crimsonkarma133 жыл бұрын

    • Mark has to much power and Amy saw this at the safest thing for him and the world

      @lrd_ghst_tast1170@lrd_ghst_tast11703 жыл бұрын

    • It’s not witch, it’s vvitch.

      @CharismaticBarista@CharismaticBarista10 ай бұрын

  • Remember, white paper likes to reflect the light, so it won't convert the light to heat as well. I bet it you touched the paper to the light's glass you would see results though

    @electricerger@electricerger Жыл бұрын

    • Shaquile oatmeal

      @antonmarklund348@antonmarklund3488 ай бұрын

  • 18:22 if only mark had said "hey what's that thing in the water?" "it's disappointment"

    @kralosis6082@kralosis6082 Жыл бұрын

  • Mark sitting in absolute darkness, hair in his face, deranged, freaking the hell out about flashlights is honestly a mood

    @anneestes2727@anneestes27273 жыл бұрын

    • Haven’t heard that one before...................

      @tyshco2969@tyshco29693 жыл бұрын

    • I- true, I tried doing this yesterday

      @RemiStarz26@RemiStarz263 жыл бұрын

    • its also is honestly darkiplier

      @aidonus@aidonus3 жыл бұрын

  • Mark right after Unus Annus dies: "I want to get into some big projects" "Big project": This video

    @DamianSiIvers@DamianSiIvers3 жыл бұрын

    • I miss Ethan wish he was here

      @earlytumblr@earlytumblr3 жыл бұрын

    • If I wouldn’t of known any better I would’ve thought this was an UA video just based off the title 😂

      @aaronbumgarner7853@aaronbumgarner78533 жыл бұрын

    • @@aaronbumgarner7853 I thought that for a second based on the cover

      @randyboo9730@randyboo97303 жыл бұрын

    • Atleast appreciate yo

      @shahabuddin9830@shahabuddin98303 жыл бұрын

    • @@aaronbumgarner7853 yes yes YES

      @SunsBTW@SunsBTW3 жыл бұрын

  • I wish I said this 3 years ago when I first watched this. He should attach the 100,000 lumen flashlight to the tactical shovel, to have ultimate tactical tool.

    @dizzyishere999@dizzyishere999Ай бұрын

  • Mark: * Wears four sunglasses over each other and looks directly into a flashlight * "I'm not a flashlight expert."

    @mushy8read@mushy8read3 ай бұрын

  • He's not a masochist, guys. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can handle.

    @danivee8572@danivee85723 жыл бұрын

    • He's not! He is even safe by putting sunglasses on. Now... if he didn't have the glasses on...

      @DigitalDipper@DigitalDipper3 жыл бұрын

    • Have you even WATCHED unnus annus

      @mygenderisgoat8074@mygenderisgoat80743 жыл бұрын

    • @@mygenderisgoat8074 I HAVE I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO WORD THINGS IM SORRY LOL

      @DigitalDipper@DigitalDipper3 жыл бұрын

    • @@DigitalDipper LMAOOOO it's gucci

      @mygenderisgoat8074@mygenderisgoat80743 жыл бұрын

  • “don’t try this at home” me quietly: _hey now, don’t try this at home..._

    @mari-bz1gg@mari-bz1gg3 жыл бұрын

    • NO I'M CRYING

      @windy4632@windy46323 жыл бұрын

    • i- wowwww. im sad

      @deeznutz2640@deeznutz26403 жыл бұрын

    • hey now dont try this dont even try it

      @naiknaik8812@naiknaik88123 жыл бұрын

    • @The Dark Dragon Eye YES

      @windy4632@windy46323 жыл бұрын

    • NOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

      @baylonatticusb.561@baylonatticusb.5613 жыл бұрын

  • Everytime he place the flashlights at his face he becomes faceless

    @phantomgaming9291@phantomgaming9291 Жыл бұрын

  • 13:00 No, whoever's selling that thing stores souls in it.

    @allo5426@allo5426 Жыл бұрын

  • “don’t try this at home” the ghost of the disclaimer song plays in my head...

    @sydneyashlyn@sydneyashlyn3 жыл бұрын

    • Memento Mori

      @jonathanfalix2875@jonathanfalix28753 жыл бұрын

    • hey now, dont try this at home. 🎶dO dO dO dO dO🎶

      @mx.sinistxr@mx.sinistxr3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mx.sinistxr Hey now don't try it, don't you dare try it

      @oumarkoume7238@oumarkoume72383 жыл бұрын

    • @@mx.sinistxr hey now dont try it,,, dont you dare try it,,..

      @jesssclownn@jesssclownn3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mx.sinistxr WAIT I JUST SAW YOUR USERTNAMGBHSER MAKI!!

      @jesssclownn@jesssclownn3 жыл бұрын

  • This is why Mark wasn’t crying at the end of Unus Annus. He was just gonna keep going.

    @Randomguy0011@Randomguy00113 жыл бұрын

    • this is very much unus annus energy fr but without eef

      @kdb4752@kdb47523 жыл бұрын

    • maybe Annus escaped in time. he's even wearing black and white clothes in the video

      @PexilHart@PexilHart3 жыл бұрын

    • I was gonna say that xD

      @wilimin@wilimin3 жыл бұрын

    • @@PexilHart Unus wasn't fast enough or... Something or someone stopped him.

      @wilimin@wilimin3 жыл бұрын

    • welp... yeah basically-

      @viztrella@viztrella3 жыл бұрын

  • 0:12 a game theory

    @joelshreds@joelshreds3 ай бұрын

  • Mark: I’m not a flashlight expert. Lixian in the bottom right corner: Clearly

    @GoldenFoxy-vw1eg@GoldenFoxy-vw1eg18 күн бұрын

  • me: *still grieving over unus annus* mark: “i’m going to be rating flashlights today and shining them into my eyes”

    @bella-kn1ye@bella-kn1ye3 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, this does have some UA feel to it. Just imagine Eef being there as well

      @HoaxNess@HoaxNess3 жыл бұрын

    • Basically an Unus Annus episode without Eef

      @kadenthoreson9915@kadenthoreson99153 жыл бұрын

    • damn, I really like your cover photo. Cheers

      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095@qalbi-s_Ahnfy20953 жыл бұрын

    • This is exactly what I was hoping would happen after Unus Annus. Im so happy

      @Chaosparade23@Chaosparade233 жыл бұрын

    • I wish Eef was there:”(

      @ItsMeGemini11@ItsMeGemini113 жыл бұрын

  • Ethan after Unus Annus ends: I'm gonna take a break *Meanwhile Markimoo is shining bright lights in his eyes for content*

    @nataliaofficialz@nataliaofficialz3 жыл бұрын

    • He just wants to know how much his eyes can take before being BLIND, you know.

      @AimiAzlan1996@AimiAzlan19963 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: scaling large flashlights Me: pulls out penlight

    @geovannimailhott9348@geovannimailhott9348 Жыл бұрын

  • These flashlights can really blind the hell out of Freddy and the rest of the animatronics 💀

    @Thedogwithnoname677@Thedogwithnoname6779 ай бұрын

  • Mark: “I’m not gonna look in it” Also Mark’s face: ᵂᵃⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ *then proceeds to do it*

    @slantedterror@slantedterror3 жыл бұрын

    • @c a r o l i n 23 seconds

      @firewolf_playz8650@firewolf_playz86503 жыл бұрын

    • It gives me so much unus annus vibes and I might cry. The dark room. The way he’s acting. It’s all just coming back

      @user-cb3yn6wq2s@user-cb3yn6wq2s3 жыл бұрын

    • Sh¡T

      @a_child_N_O@a_child_N_O10 ай бұрын

  • Mark: "don't try this at home by the way" Me sadly: "hey now don't try it"

    @Kingofthenerds51@Kingofthenerds513 жыл бұрын

    • wait that’s illegal

      @ecargecyoj2458@ecargecyoj24583 жыл бұрын

    • @Borzea Renata don't do the thing that we'll about to do tutututu

      @SangleSHB@SangleSHB3 жыл бұрын

    • @Borzea Renata do do do do do OH ITS A KeY ChAngE!

      @gaisagy4404@gaisagy44043 жыл бұрын

    • don’t try this at home, if you do you might die

      @hayleegoetze7255@hayleegoetze72553 жыл бұрын

    • @Borzea Renata just watch us do the thing you want to doooOOooo

      @lucaszoffka3309@lucaszoffka33093 жыл бұрын

  • 4:52 discord light mode be like

    @Sandflowgames@Sandflowgames Жыл бұрын

  • Mark, I have an idea for you to truly test how powerful these flashlights are. There is a paint called “The Blackest Black paint in the world”, it’s a super matte black that absorbs 99% of visible light. You could get a 2 for 1 video made by painting a room with the paint and testing the flashlights in there. You can see if the black stays matte (no shine) and you can test to see if the flashlights would light up the room. Just an idea.

    @beastgirl900@beastgirl900 Жыл бұрын

  • we're literally here watching a grown man with a deep voice and muscles shine a flashlight into his eyes

    @hannahsides4296@hannahsides42963 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly I’d let Markiplier kill me if he was taking the whole time

      @CJlovesyu@CJlovesyu3 жыл бұрын

    • @@CJlovesyu O_O

      @DumKump@DumKump3 жыл бұрын

    • And we're happy

      @grimsladeleviathan3958@grimsladeleviathan39583 жыл бұрын

    • @@CJlovesyu damn

      @charlhotmcding6207@charlhotmcding62073 жыл бұрын

    • @@CJlovesyu i mean so would i

      @Annette1278@Annette12783 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: Playing around with flashlights Unus Annus: Playing around with fleshlights

    @sebYB67@sebYB673 жыл бұрын

    • Yes more of that

      @clasifiedinformation5310@clasifiedinformation53103 жыл бұрын

    • Oofp

      @reasonstoeatcheese9039@reasonstoeatcheese90393 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao 😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

      @nickc6767@nickc67673 жыл бұрын

    • I mean you’re not wrong

      @kdej-si4vo@kdej-si4vo3 жыл бұрын

  • All of the unintentional innuendos or me having a dirty mind I can't

    @NavyDigital.@NavyDigital.23 күн бұрын

  • Mark: Look at this uhhh....circle Me: Yes Mark. A circle. Is it round? Mark: No. The round circle is not round *The More You Know*

    @A_Person50@A_Person50 Жыл бұрын

  • Amy watching from outside wondering why the closet holds heaven itself:

    @Nl-ws1de@Nl-ws1de3 жыл бұрын

    • lmao

      @daddyhamilton5881@daddyhamilton58813 жыл бұрын

    • XD 🤣🤣

      @fanbasez@fanbasez3 жыл бұрын

    • @@koop6199 BRUH

      @kfcwaifu3.063@kfcwaifu3.0633 жыл бұрын

    • No not heaven its worse......

      @king-uw4cn@king-uw4cn3 жыл бұрын

    • *Lixian

      @potcylinder5820@potcylinder58203 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: it’s perfectly normal to join me in the dark Me, an Unus Annus veteran: yes, yes it is

    @loopydoopy4197@loopydoopy41973 жыл бұрын

    • Same here

      @TypewritR@TypewritR3 жыл бұрын

    • Same XDD

      @ember_jay2803@ember_jay28033 жыл бұрын

    • Pretty much all of us lol

      @simonitorp7941@simonitorp79413 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly.

      @marzeneg@marzeneg3 жыл бұрын

    • unus annus whom??

      @dogtune0117@dogtune01173 жыл бұрын

  • And to think, a year later _the Corridor Crew_ would perform this same test with their lights on the same test subject, and then go on to have that same test subject turned intern build an actual lightsaber. I think we need to update his SCP entry to include clairvoyance or some kind of reality manipulation.

    @ChizFri@ChizFri Жыл бұрын

  • Perfect for looking at the neighbours through the second story window at 1:37 in the morning *inconspicuously*

    @NigHunz@NigHunz Жыл бұрын

  • Every inch of mark’s hair makes him grow a little further into insanity

    @r.4403@r.44033 жыл бұрын

    • Is it just me or does it look like Mark's turning into the youtube equivalent of Keanu Reeves

      @amithabraham2224@amithabraham22243 жыл бұрын

    • I both love and hate it-

      @seal8092@seal80923 жыл бұрын

    • it’s the opposite of eef lol. the shorter his hair is the more insane he gets

      @luvrgirlzoe@luvrgirlzoe3 жыл бұрын

    • I saw this joke on a pewdiepie vid

      @depressed5054@depressed50543 жыл бұрын

    • @@depressed5054 no, that’s his beard tho

      @r.4403@r.44033 жыл бұрын

  • Mark isn't a masochist. He just wants to see how much light his eyes can take before they absorb the sun itself

    @euphoricwolf@euphoricwolf3 жыл бұрын

    • Marks true goal is to evolve into escanor

      @sethgarrick6320@sethgarrick63203 жыл бұрын

    • @@sethgarrick6320 And become the pinnacle of all life

      @jonw.a9270@jonw.a92703 жыл бұрын

    • @@jonw.a9270 The one who stands atop all clans

      @caleblubega2443@caleblubega24433 жыл бұрын

    • @@caleblubega2443 As the Lion Sin of Pride.

      @jonw.a9270@jonw.a92703 жыл бұрын

    • Lol you were wrong for that

      @spicyprongs9165@spicyprongs91653 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm gonna ruin my eyes." Foreshadowing at it's finest

    @EversTrainz@EversTrainz3 ай бұрын

  • We need to see an epic battle between the Vvitch and Wilford Warfstache.

    @cameronfoote513@cameronfoote51311 сағат бұрын

  • Unus Annus: *Ends* Mark: *realizes he has another KZhead channel* Mark: buys world's brightest flashlight due to Unus Annus withdrawls.

    @fabcatgames3930@fabcatgames39303 жыл бұрын

    • whats unnus annus man i never heard of it

      @yuarkok6273@yuarkok62733 жыл бұрын

    • He keeps saying annusly

      @UnknownPerson-fh1hy@UnknownPerson-fh1hy3 жыл бұрын

    • @@yuarkok6273 oh you poor, poor soul

      @saturdaynightcrisps3880@saturdaynightcrisps38803 жыл бұрын

    • @@saturdaynightcrisps3880 i think he's joking

      @richyflamingo6156@richyflamingo61563 жыл бұрын

    • @@yuarkok6273 it was a channel that mark and crankgameplays owned where basically they made a video together everyday for a year then deleted the channel. It's gone now however.

      @BreathingStereotype@BreathingStereotype3 жыл бұрын

  • The Four Hoursemen of Mark’s Belongings: Tactical Shovel World’s Brightest Flashlight Bed Knife The 5 Ovens

    @shonk3623@shonk36233 жыл бұрын

    • He doesn’t have the 5 ovens anymore 😞

      @minzotheloli3597@minzotheloli35973 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like the Ratchet’s Survival Kit

      @Itsfuckingtoxin@Itsfuckingtoxin3 жыл бұрын

    • I miss the 5 ovens.

      @chxrlies.angels@chxrlies.angels3 жыл бұрын

    • Amateurs I have the 6 souls

      @wiky2776@wiky27763 жыл бұрын

    • Whats the bed knife?

      @merrillitzkowitz681@merrillitzkowitz6813 жыл бұрын

  • The tame the sun flashlight lowkey could be a good house defense weapon, why hide when you can blind them making them not be able to see you. Why have a gun when they might have a gun too, blind them so they can't shoot you and then you can shoot them. Also it won't upright kill them, maybe just cause massive eye damage but you successfully defend yourself in probably the safest way possible other than hiding and praying to god you don't get found.

    @mtlikelyausten5564@mtlikelyausten5564 Жыл бұрын

  • Everytime I come back to this video, I get the idea of someone making a video game revolving around survival with flashlights. Like, you're trapped in a dungeon being guarded by some sort of terrifying monster, and to get out you have to gather different flashlights left behind by past prisoners, each a little different in what they can do. You start with your phone flashlight, than slowly find a long one that can be used to attack, a small one that shine brighter than that one, and one that extend so you can get a better look at something, as well as target light directly onto enemies. Maybe even one that can shine out S.O.S. The place could be filled with different puzzles requiring different types of light to be used. Same goes for enemies. You can beat the final boss with just all those flashlights you found and win, but there is a way to make the fight easier. You have to go into the toughest part of the game to find the 100,000k flashlight, which absolutely DECIMATES the final boss.

    @miss-tessbess@miss-tessbess6 ай бұрын

    • Alan Wake? The main weapon is a flashlight

      @l0sts0ul89@l0sts0ul895 ай бұрын

  • "Annusly" I've never heard that word before, but it sounds familiar

    @JeweledLove@JeweledLove3 жыл бұрын

    • ;-;

      @a177858@a1778583 жыл бұрын

    • when did he say that??

      @deeznutz2640@deeznutz26403 жыл бұрын

    • ;-;

      @majormelon8855@majormelon88553 жыл бұрын

    • man, i can't wait to get into unus annus, its really interesting /j

      @broadcast8843@broadcast88433 жыл бұрын

    • @@broadcast8843 yeah! The Unus Annus timer is around -005:00:00

      @obtainedlight4745@obtainedlight47453 жыл бұрын

  • *Mark shines flashlight directly into his eyes* Ethan's voice in the distance: "Hey now, don't try this at home..."

    @tombraiderlara1996@tombraiderlara19963 жыл бұрын

    • Ah, what once was. It’s... disheartening to see mark’s spirit from Unus Annus here, but... the past is the past, and the past will not be forgotten. Unus Annus.

      @camaranjones6679@camaranjones66793 жыл бұрын

    • Love your name and pfp! Mcr is my favorite band 😅

      @winterishopeless@winterishopeless3 жыл бұрын

    • The disclaimer song 💔

      @BeastMaster-64@BeastMaster-643 жыл бұрын

    • @Whoamiacrazerson you might die if you try this at home

      @kylerhuels05@kylerhuels053 жыл бұрын

    • Oh, here's the brdige woah! Don'y try it, dont do the things that we're about to do *dumdum dururrm tss* (I have weird coping mechanism qwq)

      @marshamellow8205@marshamellow82053 жыл бұрын

  • I wonder if it would make a noticeable difference if you turned all the other flashlights on too while at 100,000. It seems like they were all around the 5-15k lumen range so you're looking at maybe an extra 50-60k lumens?

    @oliverbohac9086@oliverbohac9086 Жыл бұрын

  • 23:04 fun fact they’re the flashing you see is actually the infrared laser scanning his face also known as facial, scanning to unlock your phone

    @braxtonconcepts2@braxtonconcepts2 Жыл бұрын

  • Unus Annus is over what do we do now Markiplier: Flashlights

    @Noemys3@Noemys33 жыл бұрын

    • I am sos so sorry i read flashlights as fleshlight wth is wrong with me

      @lisa101561@lisa1015613 жыл бұрын

    • @@lisa101561 your ok my sweet baby

      @rachealgomez6yearsago500@rachealgomez6yearsago5003 жыл бұрын

  • This makes me think of how Tom Scott couldn't physically show the pinkest pink. I'm certain we did not get even a sliver of an idea of how bright that last flashlight was.

    @charles3840@charles384010 ай бұрын

  • "still pretty bright i can't look at it directly or else it'll put holes in my rentas" **proceeds to continue looking at it**

    @TheEverythingEnthuiast@TheEverythingEnthuiast20 күн бұрын

  • Me: *sad Unus Annus died* Also me: *remembers that Mark is still alive and still as crazy*

    @Koolgal5000@Koolgal50003 жыл бұрын

    • if not more so

      @ryan1258@ryan12583 жыл бұрын

    • Eef made dark souls shrek

      @count-countess8464@count-countess84643 жыл бұрын

    • i got this notifscation and fully thought i travelled back in time because the idea reminds me of something that would be on unus annus

      @ur_hopeless@ur_hopeless3 жыл бұрын

  • Two years later and my favorite Markiplier line is still “Look at this uh… *CiRcLe.”*

    @Gore-Labs@Gore-Labs9 ай бұрын

    • Timestamp?

      @tarhun9977@tarhun99773 ай бұрын

  • The first light you tried also extends for a brighter beam. You might want to try it. It's a hell of a lot brighter.

    @ronaldjohnson3863@ronaldjohnson38639 ай бұрын

  • Mark: “I’m responsible with my money” Also Mark: “Buys thousands of dollars worth of stuff for Unus Annus”

    @Player-oi5iq@Player-oi5iq3 жыл бұрын

    • Stuff bought for their youtube channels can be claimed within business taxes at the end of the year, so eventually a large portion of the money will be returned

      @forg13@forg133 жыл бұрын

    • and spends $500 on one flashlight and around 20-30 on the rest (cheapies).lol

      @michellemccloy823@michellemccloy8233 жыл бұрын

    • business expenses

      @yunglink4L@yunglink4L3 жыл бұрын

    • What’s “unus annus?”

      @CupcakeNRG@CupcakeNRG3 жыл бұрын

    • *you wouldn't get it*

      @cyberplash6404@cyberplash64043 жыл бұрын

  • If the kid in Fnaf 4 had this, he could be invincible.

    @ante8318@ante83183 жыл бұрын

    • The nightmares would vaporize.

      @idontexist5132@idontexist51323 жыл бұрын

    • @@idontexist5132 yeah hhaha imagine

      @ante8318@ante83183 жыл бұрын

    • The god of light

      @PurpleLobster7@PurpleLobster73 жыл бұрын

    • The power of Christ compells you

      @creepergaming3280@creepergaming32803 жыл бұрын

    • Imagine jeremy from fnaf 2. He flashes it towards the animatronics and they disintegrate.

      @user-cg8zi2wk3l@user-cg8zi2wk3l3 жыл бұрын

  • 7:20 this entire sequence of events has me rolling with laughter

    @ultrakleptomania@ultrakleptomania9 ай бұрын

  • I wanna see a reverse horror movie where the main character is a demon that’s weakness is light and they have to kill people to lessen the damage of light but when going out to kill someone they pull out the 100,000lm flashlight and the demon is stalked through the wilderness trying to escape.

    @elijahparker4409@elijahparker4409 Жыл бұрын

  • On this episode of Not-Unnus Annus: Mark tries to blind himself

    @korkoraliasher1132@korkoraliasher11323 жыл бұрын

    • 69 likes noice.

      @BasicallyOkuyasuIDK66554@BasicallyOkuyasuIDK665543 жыл бұрын

    • Because no he is not a masochist

      @beauitful_angel_8891@beauitful_angel_88913 жыл бұрын

    • @@beauitful_angel_8891 he just wants to see how much his eyes can take

      @jmicaha2655@jmicaha26553 жыл бұрын

  • Unus annus ends: Mark: “SO I BOUGHT THESE FLASH LIGHTS DONT ASK WHY JUST WATCH!!”

    @angelandy3677@angelandy36773 жыл бұрын

    • No more unus annus

      @ogvamp2@ogvamp23 жыл бұрын

    • The flash light won't last as long...

      @somethingspace3472@somethingspace34723 жыл бұрын

    • He couldn't resist doing another dumb video like he did on unus annus.

      @NotTheDragon837@NotTheDragon8373 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly, this looked like a unus annus video... but we won't talk about it

      @courtneymyers3484@courtneymyers34843 жыл бұрын

    • It just feels off without Eef 😭

      @m.m.5352@m.m.53523 жыл бұрын

  • I don’t know which is more terrifying: the fact that the last flashlight is only $600, or the fact that Mark is now in possession of one

    @DABANANAMAN120@DABANANAMAN12019 күн бұрын

  • Jesus lixian that lightsaber animation was seamless

    @PS1Walter@PS1Walter Жыл бұрын

  • This feels so much like an Unnus Annus episode but without EEF/Unnus.

    @jmull3124@jmull31243 жыл бұрын

    • Unus*

      @NickandCooperLikeSub@NickandCooperLikeSub3 жыл бұрын

    • I really miss Eef in this video 🥺

      @menacingjack@menacingjack3 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly, now he has time to do those himself

      @yuriyco_@yuriyco_3 жыл бұрын

    • Same.

      @Snowolfpup04@Snowolfpup043 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah

      @TiffanyWearsTShirts@TiffanyWearsTShirts3 жыл бұрын

  • Mark isn’t t a masochist, he just wants to know if his retinas can handle the lumens

    @masero2122@masero21223 жыл бұрын

    • Only people who watch the live stream can get this

      @shootinggamer4251@shootinggamer42513 жыл бұрын

    • I was there

      @daphrin4842@daphrin48423 жыл бұрын

    • Good point there 👁👄👁

      @StuckinaPainting@StuckinaPainting3 жыл бұрын

    • SPOILER: They cant

      @teddybear2234@teddybear22343 жыл бұрын

    • Stop calling him mark have respect is mr.von to you boy

      @maliekcollins856@maliekcollins8563 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: puts red see through plastic behind the light. Marks Doom Slayer helmet: “Do I smell demons?”

    @shellshockhkmk7816@shellshockhkmk7816 Жыл бұрын

  • This video basically is Mark learning why you can't look at the sun

    @rozelia_the_octo06@rozelia_the_octo0624 күн бұрын

  • This is Mark if he was literally,legitimately, locked up in an insane asylum. Talking to himself. Pretending he has a big youtube channel, flashing bright lights in his face.

    @stay101kidzfan9@stay101kidzfan93 жыл бұрын

    • What if his channel was exactly that

      @anti_neon8910@anti_neon89103 жыл бұрын

    • I'm pretty sure we would still be watching 👁👄👁

      @stay101kidzfan9@stay101kidzfan93 жыл бұрын

  • Mark:“Don’t try this at home” Ethan in my memory: Hey now, don't try this at home

    @jessiknust4558@jessiknust45583 жыл бұрын

    • Hey now dont try it dont u dare try it..

      @ghost_ish7338@ghost_ish73383 жыл бұрын

    • You might die if you do this at home

      @snovaspectre2@snovaspectre23 жыл бұрын

    • oh, here's the bridge, woah

      @fullmetal_brat7782@fullmetal_brat77823 жыл бұрын

    • @@snovaspectre2 Here's the bridge woah, don't try this

      @riskigost2759@riskigost27593 жыл бұрын

    • Cyn

      @iwantsexseemyvideo1694@iwantsexseemyvideo16943 жыл бұрын

  • Pointing that flashlight at the camera gave me the same vibe as being held at gunpoint.

    @schmeppie4234@schmeppie4234 Жыл бұрын
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