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Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs

Markiplier
2020 ж. 26 Жел.
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An MRE is a portable meal for soldiers. It's not known to be very good... so I decided to try different MREs from America, Russia, and Korea to see which one was the best (and worst) food.
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  • Korea: “Hot water make food hot” America: “Water make food hot” Russia: “ Hot make food hot”

    @billyjuul@billyjuul3 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment lol

      @caseyeriksen2345@caseyeriksen23453 жыл бұрын

    • Food to make hot

      @lanternli1ac@lanternli1ac3 жыл бұрын

    • Hot food make water

      @jayblu_@jayblu_3 жыл бұрын

    • Hot food make happy soldier. Great comment.

      @shamefullife2459@shamefullife24593 жыл бұрын

    • the only one that doesn’t make sense is the American logic though

      @trinalps@trinalps3 жыл бұрын

  • Amy: "You probably shouldn't eat that." Mark, *who was just recently hospitalized* : "Imma eat that."

    @somebastardontheinternet@somebastardontheinternet3 жыл бұрын

    • That's mark for ya

      @benjimendobbs436@benjimendobbs4363 жыл бұрын

    • Poptarts bro...

      @makailamurphy5855@makailamurphy58553 жыл бұрын

    • Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching

      @enomly8360@enomly83603 жыл бұрын

    • What if this was filmed before hospitalization? 🤔

      @DonovanPresents@DonovanPresents3 жыл бұрын

    • here we go again

      @BlueFlagAlpha@BlueFlagAlpha3 жыл бұрын

  • “OH I OVERFILLED IT! I OVERFILLED IT THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT!!!” *Pours Tang into the cup and drinks it* “H e y, I t t a s t e s F I n e ! “

    @wisenbakerfilms2103@wisenbakerfilms21033 ай бұрын

    • XD

      @geekzombie8795@geekzombie87952 ай бұрын

    • I thought the exact same thing

      @thegoldennuke1096@thegoldennuke1096Ай бұрын

    • Right I noticed that too 😭 how is he alive rn

      @Kiwiqwp@KiwiqwpАй бұрын

    • @@Kiwiqwp you really thought something would happen to him with that little water

      @therussiankid7296@therussiankid7296Ай бұрын

    • @@therussiankid7296it’s obviously a joke and yes something could’ve happened, he goes to the hospital like 5 times in a week (or he used to) so knowing him, it could’ve ended terribly.

      @Kiwiqwp@Kiwiqwp29 күн бұрын

  • The fact Mark instantly started making weapon jokes about the utensil known as the "Combat Spoon" is golden

    @TaGF_Tomcat@TaGF_Tomcat5 ай бұрын

    • and the fact that the combat spoon has at least 2 confirmed kills makes it even better

      @bird8847@bird88473 ай бұрын

  • Active duty Army here- the number of times I’ve heard “I’m just gonna wing it” in reference to the heating pack is a very large amount. And in regards to the American spoon, there has been an Army Ranger who has a confirmed kill with one.

    @daltonrlee@daltonrlee3 жыл бұрын

    • Amen, but it was always funny to see someone just "wing it"... Results variety widely 😲

      @Joreel@Joreel3 жыл бұрын

    • How the fuck does someone have a confirmed kill with a spoon

      @typhoontav5361@typhoontav53613 жыл бұрын

    • Terrorist: *causes violence and destruction* America: *pulls out spoon*

      @alexandergonzalez1665@alexandergonzalez16653 жыл бұрын

    • Yes you are right lol I heard that story in training years ago

      @LTOZONE240@LTOZONE2403 жыл бұрын

    • or the heat packet is leaking and you don't notice and you foods still cold....its some sad times

      @thatothermainprotagonist4956@thatothermainprotagonist49563 жыл бұрын

  • Korean MRE: takeout food American MRE: cafeteria food Russian MRE: *the grocery store*

    @V3NUSF7Y@V3NUSF7Y3 жыл бұрын

    • ??? the beef stew is the best one in america and its way better than what i had as a kid in school ?????

      @kopelynnthomas6142@kopelynnthomas61423 жыл бұрын

    • Hotel: Trivago

      @dravise2586@dravise25863 жыл бұрын

    • @@kopelynnthomas6142 for real! we get served cold mysterious looking food

      @taylorl9424@taylorl94243 жыл бұрын

    • Please look at 48hrs ration.

      @Dushess@Dushess3 жыл бұрын

    • to be fair, the Russian MRE is sold in stores lol

      @manmadehorrors@manmadehorrors3 жыл бұрын

  • i almost broke down into tears when seeing mark put the whole packet of sugar into the water thinking it was a drink mix (i know some russian)

    @fyodorisqt@fyodorisqt8 ай бұрын

    • i started screaming: “ITS FOR THE TEA NOT THE DRINK” 😞

      @starfalI@starfalI11 күн бұрын

    • @@starfalI 😭😭😭 (omg is that sigma pfp)

      @fyodorisqt@fyodorisqt5 күн бұрын

    • as a russian who sorta knows smth about this MRE packs, i was gigglin while he was tryna eating it

      @retoukke@retoukkeКүн бұрын

    • @@retoukke FR 😭

      @fyodorisqt@fyodorisqt19 сағат бұрын

  • Mark: Carefully reads instructions for flameless heater Also Mark: Follows about 50% of those instructions

    @anja0106@anja01065 ай бұрын

  • "This could definitely double as a weapon" Little did he know that an Army Ranger stabbed an insurgent to death with an MRE spoon in 2016.

    @StairwaytoHeavenLZ@StairwaytoHeavenLZ3 жыл бұрын

    • Knives are for cowards amirite

      @Omega14343@Omega143433 жыл бұрын

    • wait really

      @darkwolf3059@darkwolf30593 жыл бұрын

    • Fact Checked, your getting a upvote from me

      @Sundowner679@Sundowner6793 жыл бұрын

    • More than one have used mre spoons as knives. A marine stabbed a guy in the eye in faluja cause it was the only thing he could grab lol

      @josephcongdon427@josephcongdon4273 жыл бұрын

    • @@Sundowner679 mind sharing the link? I have interest

      @h2dfives799@h2dfives7993 жыл бұрын

  • america: just add water! Korea: Just add water! russia: Ammonia.

    @risoldd9480@risoldd94802 жыл бұрын

    • MMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS!

      @Ollie_the_Possum@Ollie_the_Possum2 жыл бұрын

    • I love ammonia in my soup, side effects may include spontaneous combustion, or implosion of the body!

      @officialunitedstatesofamer2944@officialunitedstatesofamer29442 жыл бұрын

    • @@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 i love Russian soup

      @aprilbaca3538@aprilbaca35382 жыл бұрын

    • For the motherland

      @grantdotjpg@grantdotjpg2 жыл бұрын

    • the ammonia is in the heater not the food, i was cringing the whole time

      @desi6372@desi63722 жыл бұрын

  • I love how there are some Russians here and they're just watching mark mess up the entire MRE

    @ItsNattyCakes@ItsNattyCakes7 ай бұрын

    • We are)))

      @user-ip8jq6ux4p@user-ip8jq6ux4p28 күн бұрын

    • I almost die when he put sugar and jam in a cup))

      @dmitryyfromrossii@dmitryyfromrossii28 күн бұрын

    • I'm fluent in Russian and can read the damn instructions. My heart stopped😅😅😅

      @goofyahh13yrold@goofyahh13yrold21 күн бұрын

  • 3:11 "Food go bad sometime, but food no go good, all time." - Markiplier 2020

    @Moonzokast@Moonzokast3 ай бұрын

    • Every toddler trying to tell a story ever😂

      @Nyeti53@Nyeti532 ай бұрын

  • “It wasn’t commercial, it was illegal” -Markiplier 2020

    @parkerglidewell7886@parkerglidewell78863 жыл бұрын

    • @Ì Am ĶeviňBB another spam report...

      @thewiseoldfox@thewiseoldfox3 жыл бұрын

    • @Ì Am ĶeviňBB stfu

      @sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232@sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed22323 жыл бұрын

    • not funny

      @ReignRN@ReignRN3 жыл бұрын

    • ah yes classic comedy :)

      @komradeezra@komradeezra3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @chococ00kie84@chococ00kie843 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: "I'm gonna eat this" 3 Days Later: "Hey guys, I'm in the hospital again.."

    @NeverwascooL@NeverwascooL3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @keylimetea@keylimetea3 жыл бұрын

    • Ah shiiiiiiz

      @pastacrusader1900@pastacrusader19003 жыл бұрын

    • I knew a guy that foolishly ate two MREs almost back to back. Later in the day, he was in the hospital because he was so backed up.

      @XShrike0@XShrike03 жыл бұрын

    • He's jinxing himself again :l

      @galaxyicewolfie@galaxyicewolfie3 жыл бұрын

    • nothing gets the constipation going like some good old mre

      @dasaggropop1244@dasaggropop12443 жыл бұрын

  • MREs •USA-0:57 •RUSSIA-12:56 •SOUTH KOREA-21:28

    @nebraskacountryboy@nebraskacountryboy6 ай бұрын

    • Thanks

      @aqumarine3759@aqumarine37592 ай бұрын

    • Thanks

      @GoodbyeCruelWorld@GoodbyeCruelWorld2 ай бұрын

    • Thanks (keep this chain going)

      @tommygurl29061@tommygurl2906127 күн бұрын

  • А тот факт, что Марк поставил горелку на стол не подложив под нее защиту в виде доски или тарелки - отдельное удовольствие

    @user-wz2lw4oi9q@user-wz2lw4oi9q3 ай бұрын

    • лол

      @coilaism@coilaism2 ай бұрын

    • Translation, straight through Google Translate, because I don't speak or know Russian 'And the fact that Mark placed the burner on the table without placing protection under it in the form of a board or plate is a special pleasure'

      @TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us23 күн бұрын

    • @@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us well and whatsoever? I can use another language but obviously it is easier and faster to use my homeland one. What is the reason to copy google translate? Moreover it’s not a good one

      @user-wz2lw4oi9q@user-wz2lw4oi9q23 күн бұрын

    • @@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us u know of course that almost everybody can see the line with ‘translate’ in it? So, u’r a child or a pineapple

      @user-wz2lw4oi9q@user-wz2lw4oi9q23 күн бұрын

    • @@user-wz2lw4oi9q oh yeah sorry i just forgot it was a feature lol, also 'child or a pineapple' is great

      @TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us@TheUndeadOfNight726-oy8us23 күн бұрын

  • Mark: “Why would they put a packet of sugar?” Me: THE TEA!!!!!!!!!

    @yumourii@yumourii3 жыл бұрын

    • I KNOW RIGHT !

      @youngoldschoolgamer6432@youngoldschoolgamer64323 жыл бұрын

    • That's what the jam is for too! My russian grandma puts jam in tea

      @AceofSnakes77@AceofSnakes773 жыл бұрын

    • @@AceofSnakes77 What kind of jam? :O Never heard of someone putting jam in tea but it is interesting. xD

      @meek4109@meek41093 жыл бұрын

    • @@meek4109 normal strawberry jam in some fruit tea is nice my hungaryen grandmother did the same thing

      @sdasdawsta@sdasdawsta3 жыл бұрын

    • @@meek4109 maybe my grandma is just weird lol 😆

      @AceofSnakes77@AceofSnakes773 жыл бұрын

  • “Don’t drink water from bag” Mark: makes orange juice.

    @bradykennemur1300@bradykennemur13003 жыл бұрын

    • I think he switched it out

      @MannMannMannMann@MannMannMannMann3 жыл бұрын

    • im scared for him :(

      @buggy1513@buggy15133 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @vegito2278@vegito22783 жыл бұрын

    • It meant from the heating bag

      @Abbot3663@Abbot36633 жыл бұрын

    • I was thinking that to

      @destroyerattomic5979@destroyerattomic59793 жыл бұрын

  • 3 years late but The American one contains a single meal, so in the field, in the absence of a kitchen, and the availability of an MRE, you can end up with 3 of those packs a day with 24 menus. The flameless ration heater is a mixed bag, with some working fine, others not really that effective, also depending on the amount of water you put and how sealed the bag is. Not the best retort pouch for sure. It's also got a lot of snacks, with some coming with entire packs of skittles or corn nuts. The spoon and accessory packet is a fixed addition, each containing gums, tissues, seasoning, matches, and coffee or juice. The Russian MRE is a 24 hour ration, that's why it has so much stuff and 3 main meals. It's got less variety , but it's much easier to get to the soldier because you don't need to carry multiple meals a day like the US MRE so you can hand one to a soldier and tell him to come back for another tomorrow, but it's not as diverse and you're gonna get bored of it eventually. The matches are very nice though. There was a scandal before where Russian army served their troops canned dog food re-labeled as premium canned meat, and the whistleblower was jailed for exposing it and they promised the public they won't do that anymore, but you know how Russian government is about promises, so make of that what you will about the quality of the food. Also you have to cook it over flame if you want it to be palatable, which is not nice when you're out in the field trying to stay concealed. Some other MRE's that use heating tablets are French and Italian among others. The Korean MRE comes in 3 forms. One is the one like this, which is dehydrated rice, vegetable and shrimp or chicken or beef, and the actual army ones have sesame oil and the spicy sauce. The second type is a collection of small boxes making up a couple different options, like different types of rice, different main menu, and the usual side dishes like kimchi or black beans. It's meant for quick bulk preparation for units. It's the worst tasting one. The last one is the coveted US style MRE with a zip lock style top, which has a main fried-rice menu with I believe different side dish options being meatballs or sausages. It also has a retort pouch for heating like the American flameless ration heater, but you don't have to pour water into it as it comes pre-packaged with the right amount, and you pull on a plastic drawstring which ruptures the water bag inside of the chemical bag, and the food is placed outside of the reaction chamber before putting everything in the MRE bag and zipping it shut. It really works so much better than the American one, with better reliability and the heat much hotter. It also comes with a pack of army brand M&M's type chocolate which is mid and an almond pound cake that is super dense and hearty with mild enjoyable flavors. The only issue is it's expensive to produce so you're not gonna see much going around.

    @kitsunehouse3504@kitsunehouse3504Ай бұрын

  • For everyone doing this the first time US MRE you add water first, make sure the heater gets soaked and then knead heater for heat to start and then add the MRE entree to heat. Also Russian and US MRE can be eaten in the field cold but Korean one can't not very practical for an actual war implication. The drink mixes are important for electrolytes also.

    @Victoriant1@Victoriant16 ай бұрын

  • America: you need water to cook up the main food Korea: you need water to cook up the main food, but needs to be hot or cold Russia: here's a mini stove, go nuts

    @yourordinarycarl8010@yourordinarycarl80102 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated

      @chalep-is-in-youtube-yo1504@chalep-is-in-youtube-yo15042 жыл бұрын

    • @@hithere2471 pov: you can't stop minding people business

      @yourordinarycarl8010@yourordinarycarl80102 жыл бұрын

    • @@hithere2471 who?

      @yourordinarycarl8010@yourordinarycarl80102 жыл бұрын

    • @@yourordinarycarl8010 first, i think i saw one. But maybe i was just dreaming idk

      @hithere2471@hithere24712 жыл бұрын

    • For fvck sake what kind of pov is this

      @chalep-is-in-youtube-yo1504@chalep-is-in-youtube-yo15042 жыл бұрын

  • “Cocaine?” “Flour!” **sniffs again** “Cheeeeeeesssseeeeee..!”

    @waffles001@waffles0013 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @thatoneguy9031@thatoneguy90313 жыл бұрын

    • I MADE THE JOKE FIRST

      @DarkDaFoxVT@DarkDaFoxVT3 жыл бұрын

    • I think a collective amount of 35 people lost a third of their braincells listening/watching that

      @ctrlaltrepeat245@ctrlaltrepeat2453 жыл бұрын

    • Yes I watched the video.

      @zackiechan2601@zackiechan26013 жыл бұрын

    • @@DarkDaFoxVT You mean taking what Markiplier said in his own video and typing it out in his comment section?

      @Sunny_Ray911@Sunny_Ray9113 жыл бұрын

  • i didnt realize that mark's voice changes so much when speaking english than korean edit: as a korean im happy that he said korean was the best :)

    @Daziaq@Daziaq8 ай бұрын

    • As a similar kind of mixed as Mark, can confirm. My whole voice changes when I speak my other language.

      @erinbeaud4556@erinbeaud45564 ай бұрын

    • Me too

      @user-rg7gj8ph3g@user-rg7gj8ph3g24 күн бұрын

    • It's rather common, my voice changes when speaking English or Spanish

      @Overlord99762@Overlord9976222 күн бұрын

  • It's really cool to hear him speak Korean! I love hearing people switch from language to language.

    @_silver_sun_@_silver_sun_Ай бұрын

  • "Cocaine?!??!" "fLOUR!!!!" *sniff* "Cheeeeeeeeeeese..."

    @MeribelNova@MeribelNova3 жыл бұрын

    • Ccchheeeeeeesseee is one hell of a drug

      @satoshikazami6958@satoshikazami69583 жыл бұрын

    • @@satoshikazami6958 loool

      @deirdreleamy4678@deirdreleamy46783 жыл бұрын

    • Yo I think Lunky was in the video, at 21:23 it said I'm watching

      @enomly8360@enomly83603 жыл бұрын

    • 21:22

      @nou6676@nou66763 жыл бұрын

    • @@enomly8360 how many more times will you copy paste this?

      @tomclanys@tomclanys3 жыл бұрын

  • "Wasn't commercial, it was illegal." Mark put out some Grunkle Stan vibes

    @Jest1447@Jest14473 жыл бұрын

    • Who is grunkle stan lol

      @ghostlybirde7177@ghostlybirde71773 жыл бұрын

    • This doesn't have to do anything with this comment but has anyone noticed the 51 star flag in the thumbnail?

      @Denielle-V@Denielle-V3 жыл бұрын

    • why the hell is this comment getting so many likes

      @Jest1447@Jest14473 жыл бұрын

    • @Back2FutureFan6 oh

      @ghostlybirde7177@ghostlybirde71773 жыл бұрын

    • Definitely lol

      @Xrairyn@Xrairyn3 жыл бұрын

  • I think the best way to work the FRH (flameless ration heater), is to shake it up after adding water, so that the entire heating element inside gets soaked. It will make a big difference 😁

    @Skarfar90@Skarfar908 ай бұрын

  • Royal Canadian Air Cadet here! We also have snack bread! It had a legendary status in our squadron for infamously giving cadets constipation. We also had an attitude check (motto) and our attitude check was about snack bread. Our syndicate (group of cadets) was also affectionately named snack bread! We also won the attitude check competition!

    @CasualAviationEnthusiast@CasualAviationEnthusiast4 ай бұрын

  • Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: giving himself food poisoning _again_

    @JeweledLove@JeweledLove3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ritawant1063 BRUH DA PHUQ?

      @frmad9329@frmad93293 жыл бұрын

    • That joke is dead. Nobody likes it anymore

      @joemattingly3610@joemattingly36103 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @thefrogqueen1290@thefrogqueen12903 жыл бұрын

    • @@joemattingly3610 everyone likes it, don't put urself with everyone just bc u don't like it😂

      @christinaborges7610@christinaborges76103 жыл бұрын

    • 666 likes interesting

      @itshappyhyrda3970@itshappyhyrda39703 жыл бұрын

  • digiorno: “It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno” Mark: “It’s not commercial, it’s illegal” P.S: I know it’s cliche but… Thanks for all the likes!

    @AustinNRD@AustinNRD3 жыл бұрын

    • agreed

      @PersonProductions1@PersonProductions13 жыл бұрын

    • Now it has to be delivery

      @SacarouK@SacarouK3 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @adude8579@adude85793 жыл бұрын

    • aight you win this quote

      @YiPeaches@YiPeaches3 жыл бұрын

    • yeah

      @BlueFlagAlpha@BlueFlagAlpha3 жыл бұрын

  • 26:41 “It’s like out cars, too big, too ornery, too angry… but you kinda like it.” 😂

    @YesTheDoorMatt@YesTheDoorMattАй бұрын

  • Боже, я так уржался, когда Марк подумал, что сахар это какой-то напиток :D (God, it was so funny to watch Mark drinking sugar as some drink mix :D)

    @akb_alb@akb_alb3 ай бұрын

  • Fun fact, Honey is the only non man made food that never spoils ever. Edit: This is only a generalized response and I'm not targeting anyone, but Salt is a rock, not food, it just happens to be edible, and unless you learned how to chew it (Ice does not count) then Water is not Food.

    @ripmp5k935@ripmp5k9353 жыл бұрын

    • The bees know what they're doing

      @woohoobarz@woohoobarz3 жыл бұрын

    • It’s because their knees.

      @avalanche7139@avalanche71393 жыл бұрын

    • Actually it can if the bottle it's in is open, P.s it happened to me

      @karr2619@karr26193 жыл бұрын

    • @@karr2619 it depends on how processed it is. In Egypt people are finding containers of honey in the crypts and such that is still perfectly fine, and that's hundred to thousands of years old

      @samantharoberts2053@samantharoberts20533 жыл бұрын

    • And spam. Only queen Elizabeth was around for spam being made

      @maynhardatkins8012@maynhardatkins80123 жыл бұрын

  • "cocaine??... flour!!.... *cheeeezee*" - Markiplier 2020

    @bastet3139@bastet31393 жыл бұрын

    • U were here 8 hours ago

      @joelrohlandt6347@joelrohlandt63473 жыл бұрын

    • Doesn't mark look like Keanu Reeves ?

      @youssefbarrek8089@youssefbarrek80893 жыл бұрын

    • @@joelrohlandt6347 u were here 1 hour ago

      @julieguthman8671@julieguthman86713 жыл бұрын

    • Cyanide

      @carpetman9191@carpetman91913 жыл бұрын

    • @@joelrohlandt6347 ft no M

      @kennbriannacua1068@kennbriannacua10683 жыл бұрын

  • i absolutely adore the label on the back of that pouch that says "rock or something"

    @is2xaccc@is2xacccАй бұрын

  • I comeback to this video when i'm feeling down. I watched this video too many times. It's honestly one of my fav videos on the internet.

    @ELIAHBLEU@ELIAHBLEU7 ай бұрын

    • Same bro.

      @Nega-Tim@Nega-Tim8 күн бұрын

  • “You shouldn’t eat that... Ingestion may cause Nausea and vomiting.” Mark: “Delicious, finally some good f*cking food.”

    @catsareyes6446@catsareyes64463 жыл бұрын

    • No replies

      @rawpowerjagg@rawpowerjagg3 жыл бұрын

    • @@rawpowerjagg because we all heard that

      @michaelstrauss7924@michaelstrauss79243 жыл бұрын

    • Your Not 100% right but still it my cause some sickness

      @chunky_chubbs5747@chunky_chubbs57473 жыл бұрын

    • Well only if it touched the smoke. Since the fire tablet contains the chemicals. Thats why it should be enclosed but i don't think it was the case for him since he is in a big space. In enclosed space it would be a problem since the smoke will go right in the food .

      @axeonee@axeonee3 жыл бұрын

    • @@axeonee Your so smart

      @chunky_chubbs5747@chunky_chubbs57473 жыл бұрын

  • “What is this? Cocaine?” *Sniffs* “CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE”

    @benebs_@benebs_3 жыл бұрын

    • C O C A I N E

      @gloomy_nightflower7007@gloomy_nightflower70073 жыл бұрын

    • @@gloomy_nightflower7007 same thing🤷🏻‍♂️

      @iwannabehomern20@iwannabehomern203 жыл бұрын

    • Imagine that was Cocaine

      @funnygiggle229@funnygiggle2293 жыл бұрын

    • Flour? Cocaine? Flour! Sniff* CHEEEEEEEESE

      @Mental.focus.vidsIG@Mental.focus.vidsIG3 жыл бұрын

  • Mark, I've been watching your channel since I was 10, I grew up and joined the marines, I'm now 20 and seeing you eating what I usually eat is awesome and it has the same effect as meeting you in person

    @michaelallen7163@michaelallen71634 ай бұрын

    • I'm going to fail my ASL finals.

      @MrLoverman7134@MrLoverman71344 ай бұрын

    • @@MrLoverman7134 Did you fail your ASL finals? It's been two months

      @crony2388@crony2388Ай бұрын

    • @@crony2388 no I passed with a C which isn't the best but I'll take it

      @MrLoverman7134@MrLoverman7134Ай бұрын

    • @@MrLoverman7134 Awesome :)

      @crony2388@crony2388Ай бұрын

  • 0:59 I laughed my butt off when he did the epic intro. I vibe with this for a few seconds, and then I can start laughing.

    @mannysosa4358@mannysosa43587 ай бұрын

  • Markiplier: reads instructions "dont drink the water inside" Markiplier: proceedes to make juice in the same cup containing the water from the heater

    @turtlaa@turtlaa3 жыл бұрын

    • I LEGIT JUST SAID THAT 🤦🏽‍♀️

      @uniqueblk.beauty7649@uniqueblk.beauty76493 жыл бұрын

    • I was about to say, did no one else notice he just drank the hydrogen fuel water?

      @bunnyboi686@bunnyboi6863 жыл бұрын

    • Nahh he probably fine...yupp his fine! Nothing too worry about

      @thraxelon3863@thraxelon38633 жыл бұрын

    • as soon as it happened i just went “oh mark” and came to the comments- most people didn’t seem to notice tho, or they ignored it

      @sebastian40082@sebastian400823 жыл бұрын

    • I would hope he washed the cup off-camera before doing that because that's...dangerous.

      @gmaster2647@gmaster26473 жыл бұрын

  • Mark JUST got his bowels back to normal: now he's gunna get em impacted all over again

    @Secret_Takodachi@Secret_Takodachi3 жыл бұрын

    • No joke you shouldnt eat more than 2 bc you will be pooping alot or backed up!

      @narutostolemyramon@narutostolemyramon3 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-sc8uu9kf3o what are you ok?

      @baringinsaktiboy4279@baringinsaktiboy42793 жыл бұрын

    • @@baringinsaktiboy4279 just ignore him, he’s doing it for attention

      @jonathanwells223@jonathanwells2233 жыл бұрын

    • Why does he do this though 🤣🤣🤣

      @hanakofan0722@hanakofan07223 жыл бұрын

    • @@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 Stup

      @Future_Doggo@Future_Doggo3 жыл бұрын

  • This has got to be my favourite video mark has made so far

    @miabennett4787@miabennett47878 ай бұрын

  • Thanks for giving me a heads up of what I have to look forward to.

    @aabatteries6739@aabatteries67397 ай бұрын

  • Mark: *Don’t tell Amy* Unus Annus Fans: Yea we know a thing or two about that.

    @ssomniphobic@ssomniphobic3 жыл бұрын

    • Memento mori

      @aidaadib2937@aidaadib29373 жыл бұрын

    • @@aidaadib2937 ur a man of culture

      @renegonzalez2299@renegonzalez22993 жыл бұрын

    • We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

      @ayjay2x927@ayjay2x9273 жыл бұрын

    • not my fan account being “don’t_tell_amy”

      @helenaurquiza2977@helenaurquiza29773 жыл бұрын

    • @@ayjay2x927 Fuck Del Monte. Farmer's Insurance sponsorships when?

      @corbinbrier0@corbinbrier03 жыл бұрын

  • Next on Markiplier: "I'm in the hospital AGAIN"

    @dazley8021@dazley80213 жыл бұрын

    • @@alexedul68ac84 and ate the stuff Amy said not to eat 😂😂😂

      @sir_-rushalot8271@sir_-rushalot82713 жыл бұрын

    • Lol, yep

      @sarahvanrooyen7280@sarahvanrooyen72803 жыл бұрын

    • Well he did eat an American MRE, which are practically designed to block your intestines.

      @owllymannstein7113@owllymannstein71133 жыл бұрын

    • I was gonna say that's gonna plug Mark up.

      @Raibeart4@Raibeart43 жыл бұрын

    • That is so true

      @DrakeyStarly@DrakeyStarly3 жыл бұрын

  • As a Russian, this video made me wheeze 😭 And that “drink mix” says sugar on it. The apple sauce is also not a drink mix 😭. The Russian food say oatmeal 😍

    @Forest_Fern@Forest_Fern3 ай бұрын

  • Took me a while to realize that Mark drank the water with the tang that he was not meant to drink lol

    @arnavgupta4881@arnavgupta48818 ай бұрын

  • Reminds me of a joke from Stargate SG-1 "This tastes like chicken." "What's wrong with that?" "It's macaroni and cheese."

    @CanidRose@CanidRose3 жыл бұрын

    • Accurate

      @chinmustache6420@chinmustache64203 жыл бұрын

    • I'm dead lmao

      @Daffy_DuckxLSx@Daffy_DuckxLSx3 жыл бұрын

    • Man ever since I've started watching that I've been seeing fans everywhere I go.

      @LaserCoreX@LaserCoreX3 жыл бұрын

    • Next should be rant and intense debates about why everything like that in a future tastes like chicken.

      @Dushess@Dushess3 жыл бұрын

    • Nan... Kaaa! Now don't say "Ka" until you've tried it. 😂

      @Alexandra.AI.@Alexandra.AI.3 жыл бұрын

  • Mark: Buys Russian MRE Mark: Opens Russian MRE Mark: oh shit......... they speak russian in Russia. I can't read this

    @iamtheuberscoot@iamtheuberscoot2 жыл бұрын

    • dang, who know?

      @IcyBune@IcyBune2 жыл бұрын

    • Damn who would've thought? 😨

      @venus-9630@venus-96302 жыл бұрын

    • Damn if i was him i wouldn't know either

      @Itto-obession@Itto-obession2 жыл бұрын

    • He didn't buy it, he apparently found it at the back of a military truck

      @coryshowinganutrigainbar5689@coryshowinganutrigainbar56892 жыл бұрын

    • @@coryshowinganutrigainbar5689 that’s a common joke lmao, the saying ‘it just fell off the back of a truck’ basically means they got it illegally but don’t want to get arrested

      @maxwellbaker1790@maxwellbaker17902 жыл бұрын

  • "i would eat those plants..." *tap tap* "green beans... in a can" the most relatable thing mark has said

    @ihatemymoney4683@ihatemymoney46838 ай бұрын

  • hahahah slight taste of ish got me rolling hahaha best part of the video forsure 9:28

    @LumberjackHvsh@LumberjackHvsh7 ай бұрын

  • Mark: you’re not supposed to drink this *pours it in water* Mark .000005 seconds later: *makes some orange water, sip sip sip*

    @YourMom-yg1yw@YourMom-yg1yw3 жыл бұрын

    • Hopefully it doesnt effect him too much

      @strikefreedom6287@strikefreedom62873 жыл бұрын

    • Glad I'm not ther only one who thought about that the second he did that

      @JediFrog@JediFrog3 жыл бұрын

    • I came in the comments looking to see if anyone else noticed

      @preciousbarrow4448@preciousbarrow44483 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah

      @alexanderinabowl@alexanderinabowl3 жыл бұрын

  • “they told me not to drink it” “ehh ill get more water later” *drinks poison water*

    @1p3g82@1p3g823 жыл бұрын

    • He ended up with food poisoning after the video and uploaded in instagram

      @gabrielwong89@gabrielwong893 жыл бұрын

    • @@gabrielwong89 I don’t think he did it’s all cloak merch and the hospital trip was before this vid

      @Asterion5560@Asterion55603 жыл бұрын

    • TakenKing vids take time to upload he probably got to the hospital before the vid uploaded

      @xoertance0d214@xoertance0d2143 жыл бұрын

    • @@xoertance0d214 yeah could be

      @Asterion5560@Asterion55603 жыл бұрын

    • I was actually going to comment the exact same thing

      @melvindahlburger9587@melvindahlburger95873 жыл бұрын

  • When I was 17 I got to go to basic training in, like, 1997 ish 😅. My favorite part of the MREs when we would eat them we're always the cheese packets. I would trade people my M&M's and other candies for their cheese 😋

    @rebacarter7461@rebacarter74618 ай бұрын

  • 16:18 oh no, that container looks exactly like cheap dog food containers here in Norway. The color, shape, material, whatever is inside of it. I have one in the fridge I bought as emergency dog food because I ran out of food and couldn’t get the high quality until the next day, so I just bought a cheap one at the grocery store 😂

    @dancesmokesmile344@dancesmokesmile3443 ай бұрын

  • As russian, I find it very funny to look at how Markiplier dissolves a whole pack of sugar in a glass, drinks it, and still being confused why the drink is blank

    @user-ye1bw5wu7k@user-ye1bw5wu7k2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @deleted-something@deleted-something2 жыл бұрын

    • as non-russian who understands russian, i find it very funny too.

      @CrAzII-kd2df@CrAzII-kd2df2 жыл бұрын

    • i am russian too and I find it extremely funny also

      @Matts_Window_Cleaning@Matts_Window_Cleaning2 жыл бұрын

    • as an american, i thought it was salt

      @nattyism@nattyism2 жыл бұрын

    • Holy shit I laughed for a solid minute

      @Glownyszef@Glownyszef2 жыл бұрын

  • Oh, I see. He's not a masochist. *He's suicidal.*

    @bluelfsuma@bluelfsuma3 жыл бұрын

    • LISTEN- STOP CALLIN ME OUT--

      @system_mistakes8500@system_mistakes85003 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @dubstepilluminati1823@dubstepilluminati18233 жыл бұрын

    • @@system_mistakes8500 NO HE WAS CALLING ME OUT

      @rayrannfeldt8141@rayrannfeldt81413 жыл бұрын

    • @@system_mistakes8500 AHHHHHHHHHHHH

      @rayrannfeldt8141@rayrannfeldt81413 жыл бұрын

    • @@toastarkat ok 🤣🤣🤣

      @dubstepilluminati1823@dubstepilluminati18233 жыл бұрын

  • When I hunted with my dad, he always had a corple MREs in case of emergencies. I never tried one, but he said it's comforting when the bag warms up in the cold.

    @firewarrior9999@firewarrior99997 ай бұрын

  • This is definitely one of those videos where you can just go back to watch it after not watching it for a couple of months and still find it entertaining

    @zaidinaumar@zaidinaumar11 күн бұрын

  • Mark: *burns the table* Unus Annus fans: Let me guess, don’t tell Amy...

    @PNolandS@PNolandS3 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao I was waiting for him to say those words

      @CheshieD@CheshieD3 жыл бұрын

    • Don't tell amy

      @vodkabread@vodkabread3 жыл бұрын

    • OMG YES!

      @darkdoesstuff5358@darkdoesstuff53583 жыл бұрын

    • Y E S

      @elijahnavarette8957@elijahnavarette89573 жыл бұрын

    • Idk how many more things we can hide from her.

      @jooniperlynn7394@jooniperlynn73943 жыл бұрын

  • Marks thought process “Flour?” “Cocaine?” “Cheese 😃”

    @andreid7846@andreid78463 жыл бұрын

    • Why

      @andreid7846@andreid78463 жыл бұрын

    • @@andreid7846 don't worry ignore him he's most likely a bot

      @mrlolgameryt1@mrlolgameryt13 жыл бұрын

    • Funny thing,is that I know Russian very well,and it was funny to see Mark drink sugar with water😂

      @user-sd7pl9cu6m@user-sd7pl9cu6m3 жыл бұрын

    • @Ì Am ĶeviňBB aaaand another spam report for you

      @thewiseoldfox@thewiseoldfox3 жыл бұрын

    • Ì Am ĶeviňBB no

      @mykneesarebees7242@mykneesarebees72423 жыл бұрын

  • For the ravioli, the sleeve needs to be put over the bag all the way, the sleeve needs to cover the ravioli bag completely to ensure uniform heat.

    @BrokenDread@BrokenDread8 ай бұрын

  • My favorite thing as a Russian speaker was how Mark just dumped a whole packet of sugar into some water and drank it

    @alisiyad.9900@alisiyad.99002 жыл бұрын

    • still better than that red stuff

      @User-dc6sm@User-dc6sm2 жыл бұрын

    • I was just staring in horror

      @Guy.B@Guy.B2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Guy.B ah no I mean the red dyed tea mixes that were in the russian food packages

      @User-dc6sm@User-dc6sm2 жыл бұрын

    • Sweet tea without tea

      @Quixoria@Quixoria2 жыл бұрын

    • lmao same i love this it was so funny lol

      @romanthemelon3803@romanthemelon38032 жыл бұрын

  • As a Russian i can tell you, that him putting sugar as a drink mix and being afraid of porridge was godamn hilarious

    @savvazotov4196@savvazotov41962 жыл бұрын

    • Tbf that “porridge” looked horrible

      @wat5709@wat57092 жыл бұрын

    • and povidlo that was poured into glass of water (i guess with sugar) was even funnier

      @fenya_underscore@fenya_underscore2 жыл бұрын

    • It was because of the exposure to the combustion chemicals, not the porridge itself.

      @Cr4z3d@Cr4z3d2 жыл бұрын

    • @@wat5709 I wouldn't really go that far, it's just that a pearl barley porridge with beef is not a very common thing outside slavic countries

      @jaxhawken4887@jaxhawken48872 жыл бұрын

    • ...Which one was the Porridge??

      @slashthejackal8558@slashthejackal85582 жыл бұрын

  • Soldier:WE NEED BACKUP! The Sargeant:call THE PIZZA GUY

    @Michael_A284@Michael_A2847 ай бұрын

  • America and Russia: Here rations soldier, packed with artificial nutrients so you may fight! Korea : I packed you some rice Young man, here's some oil and off you go

    @monke6395@monke63953 ай бұрын

  • “You can’t order a pizza in the middle of a war zone.” Not with that attitude you can’t

    @kyuubicat5@kyuubicat53 жыл бұрын

    • We need a modern version of "Saving Private Ryan" where an Uber driver has to make a perilous journey to deliver Domino's to an Army unit stationed in Baghdad.

      @daleharden1749@daleharden17493 жыл бұрын

    • @@daleharden1749 and if they really want to be accurate the Uber driver won’t get a tip

      @intellectual_idiot7195@intellectual_idiot71953 жыл бұрын

    • @@daleharden1749 Yes xD

      @kyuubicat5@kyuubicat53 жыл бұрын

    • Anything's possible if you have a positive view on it

      @jorgyt754@jorgyt7543 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @adeadgirlXD@adeadgirlXD3 жыл бұрын

  • The soldier who ordered pizza in the middle of a war zone: hehe

    @mayhem2a895@mayhem2a8953 жыл бұрын

    • The pizza gets delivered by the Italian L3 tank destroyer from the Italians

      @frostwickedpaw2218@frostwickedpaw22183 жыл бұрын

    • Tfw there's a pizza hut or McDonald's on some FOBs

      @Indy_650@Indy_6503 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh

      @thenickstrikebetter@thenickstrikebetter3 жыл бұрын

    • POV: your a pizza driver in 2077

      @sorcererofsalt5786@sorcererofsalt57863 жыл бұрын

    • @@frostwickedpaw2218 Then the L3 decides to just die on the Italians because the Army can't afford to run it.

      @rebelgaming1.5.14@rebelgaming1.5.143 жыл бұрын

  • In norway it is super popular to eat food like this when going on like fishing and hunting trips, and it is delicious

    @trygvejoakimsen2319@trygvejoakimsen23197 ай бұрын

  • hearing him speak Korean is awesome

    @daniellec6573@daniellec65738 ай бұрын

  • Amy: "causes nausea, vomiting..." Mark: ...I'm gonna eat it anyway

    @austinciampa4465@austinciampa44653 жыл бұрын

    • 100th like- thats satisfying

      @oliviajohnson2481@oliviajohnson24813 жыл бұрын

    • This is why he keeps ending up in the hospital

      @cayfire129@cayfire1293 жыл бұрын

    • @@cayfire129 you owe me a meme if he ends up there again

      @TheBlackRose666@TheBlackRose6663 жыл бұрын

    • this is why he has 1,827 issues with his intestines

      @Numbattery@Numbattery3 жыл бұрын

  • Amy: “formaldehyde, ammonia, may cause nausea, vomiting” Mark *eats it anyway*

    @myeswright4214@myeswright42143 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah no thats probably the burning tablet. The meal itself reads govedina which is just beef in russian. Edit: My bad i read the wrong case, the one he opened says kaša perlovaya which i believe is barley porridge. Still not toxic i hope.

      @mmaus688@mmaus6883 жыл бұрын

  • 3:45 - Let's get this out on a tray... nice!

    @_SurferGeek_@_SurferGeek_3 ай бұрын

  • Where did you get that cuthulhu model? Its really cool looking.

    @JakeBudd-tk6vw@JakeBudd-tk6vw8 ай бұрын

  • mark: overfills heated bag and pours water back in glass,”i’m not supposed to drink that i’ll get more water.” also mark: pours flavored drink powder in the same water

    @user-qf5yx8lt5o@user-qf5yx8lt5o3 жыл бұрын

    • ...nice choice of pfp

      @7ThePrimagen@7ThePrimagen3 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly

      @chasejordan064@chasejordan0643 жыл бұрын

    • Yep

      @teteizote6034@teteizote60343 жыл бұрын

    • @@7ThePrimagen si

      @zac-smithh5172@zac-smithh51723 жыл бұрын

    • hay he did but he won't deid from it , I made the same mistake ones and I'm fine.

      @meowmuncher2069@meowmuncher20693 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier: "Is this sugar, why is there sugar?" Teabag: "I EXIST, POUR SOME WATER AND SUGAR ON ME BABY!"

    @ganchroi@ganchroi2 жыл бұрын

    • Wow, 144 likes in two days..

      @jeal5022@jeal50222 жыл бұрын

    • 216 likes in 3 days

      @scottmannx4527@scottmannx45272 жыл бұрын

    • 310 likes in 3 days...

      @razelolgd@razelolgd2 жыл бұрын

    • Still in the 300s after 4 days.

      @official_alexthemetalhead@official_alexthemetalhead2 жыл бұрын

    • "IN THE NAME OF LOVE!"

      @3ofSpades@3ofSpades2 жыл бұрын

  • you should try chili mac, i havent tried it but i would like to see your reaction to it.

    @raelreyes@raelreyes7 ай бұрын

  • Bro when he put the drink mix in the water he said he can’t drinks right after he said that had me dying😂

    @technofan98@technofan987 ай бұрын

  • I like how the Russian one is the one that kills you when you do it wrong.

    @DracoHandsome@DracoHandsome2 жыл бұрын

    • Very Russian

      @at33williamson40@at33williamson402 жыл бұрын

    • I agree.

      @rendon978@rendon9782 жыл бұрын

    • It was porridge whoever told him that was reading some bs lmao

      @mikegotti4086@mikegotti40862 жыл бұрын

    • @@mikegotti4086 I think Amy was referring to the chemical tablet for the burner, what she meant is that the food could've absorbed those chemicals from the fumes because it had already been opened.

      @Cr4z3d@Cr4z3d2 жыл бұрын

    • I am Russian and this is just a fact. We even have an adage that goes like "If it won't kill you, it will make you stronger"

      @user-qg5ey3bl7v@user-qg5ey3bl7v2 жыл бұрын

  • Hey Mark! Us Veteran here the ravioli is actually one of the better MRE’s lmao

    @holdenmurphy2803@holdenmurphy28033 жыл бұрын

    • Nah man, that elbow mac was the shit.

      @Your_Local_God_Anubis@Your_Local_God_Anubis3 жыл бұрын

    • I liked the chicken and dumplings even though it wasn't like anything I'd make myself...

      @Kierawolf@Kierawolf3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Kierawolf omg you liked that

      @holdenmurphy2803@holdenmurphy28033 жыл бұрын

    • @@Your_Local_God_Anubis elbow mac is always GOATED friend

      @holdenmurphy2803@holdenmurphy28033 жыл бұрын

    • Holden what are your thoughts about the chocolate MREs?

      @commanderpauline2763@commanderpauline27633 жыл бұрын

  • “ill get new water” DOESNT GET NEW WATER DRINKS SAID POISON “oh it doesn’t taste that bad”

    @dusty_._@dusty_._6 ай бұрын

  • I ate so many of these in MCT, its honestly kinda funny to watch mark do it now

    @My_Friending@My_Friending6 ай бұрын

  • I want a soldier from America, Russia, and Korea all to come together and watch mark open the MREs

    @vhs-catastrophe6634@vhs-catastrophe66343 жыл бұрын

    • Im laughing my ass off as a vet

      @moderntactical486@moderntactical4863 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @chives4878@chives48783 жыл бұрын

    • @@moderntactical486 i respecc you sir/ma'am

      @squimpy0@squimpy03 жыл бұрын

    • He flubbed it so hard with the Russian MRE (the best one of the 3). But, hes Mark. I love him no matter what he does to my favorite MRE.

      @logangagnepain7154@logangagnepain71543 жыл бұрын

    • I’d love to see that! I’ve only ever had American MREs in the US Army.

      @SGTPandaOfficial@SGTPandaOfficial3 жыл бұрын

  • “Do not overfill.” _1 millisecond later_ “I OVERFILLED!!”

    @owliviabelly@owliviabelly3 жыл бұрын

    • He also puts the water in the cup acknowledges he shouldn't drink it and then immediately drinks it with flavor powder

      @warlock1860@warlock18603 жыл бұрын

    • @ Conor Austin I noticed that as well. I hope it wasn't enough to cause harm.

      @tawneysmith9448@tawneysmith94483 жыл бұрын

    • @@warlock1860 im glad someone noticed lol

      @daydreamer9587@daydreamer95873 жыл бұрын

    • @Ì Am ĶeviňBB shut up

      @anidiot4558@anidiot45583 жыл бұрын

    • "THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT." forgets to change the water and drinks it.

      @pickle4293@pickle42933 жыл бұрын

  • Please do more Of these

    @armenianply@armenianply3 ай бұрын

  • Do not drink, pours in glass saying he’ll change it then drinks the cool aid powder from the drink he forgot to change lmfao

    @briannaallen9615@briannaallen96157 ай бұрын

    • And he didn't eat the turkey nuggets lmao

      @ericmaloney6730@ericmaloney67307 ай бұрын

    • ​@@ericmaloney6730he literally grabbed one of the turkey nuggets up ate it flicked the tray while saying lot a pepper

      @loganboyd6609@loganboyd66097 ай бұрын

  • Mark: "ill get more water later" puts orange flavoring into the water

    @jamesaberkalns5457@jamesaberkalns54573 жыл бұрын

    • @CantOutRunADuck yeah who cares about toxic stuff we eat mcdonalds all the time its no different

      @mansanime6180@mansanime61803 жыл бұрын

    • MARK THE HEATER WATER! !

      @mitchellstevens2209@mitchellstevens22093 жыл бұрын

    • Lol yes

      @godchad2470@godchad24703 жыл бұрын

  • "It feels like untapped potential, you know? You know? It feels like that kid who went through school in all the gifted classes and like, went into all the, like, exceptional classes and did really well without even really trying, a lot of effort, and everyone told the kid that like, "hey you're going to be something someday. You're really smart, you're really clever, you're really going at it." But they never applied themselves after that because they got in their heads that they didn't need to. Cuz of all this praise and it kind of got to them, and a-as things got harder, they never really knew how to cope with it, because they didn't really know how to put in the effort in the first place, they were so used to having things be easy for them to be... to shine through. And it's not that they got dumber, it's just that their expectations of themselves were so high that they expected to be able to pass with flying colors without any effort, but as things got harder and they needed to put in more effort so the... effort needed to scale proportionally to where they were, and yet... they kind of drifted and then they didn't really know what they were doing with their life, and they- they- they- they- they- felt like... you know, if they weren't going to get it in the first try they might as well not try at all and they kind of like faded out, and you know, it's not that they like, ended up, like, completely downtrodden and all, they just never lived up to the potential. It was there, but... never acted upon. You know what I mean? ... Turkeyyy!!!" -Markiplier, 2020

    @renh7470@renh74703 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus, you had a lot of time on your hands

      @duckle360@duckle3603 жыл бұрын

    • I feel like this sums up me because It was easy for me in school, but now I don't care about my grades lol

      @arandomdeer6345@arandomdeer63453 жыл бұрын

    • Major kudos to you for typing that all out

      @mrglass1637@mrglass16373 жыл бұрын

    • The way that that basically describes me hurts 😢 ✊😔

      @ks_yes1491@ks_yes14913 жыл бұрын

    • Literally, me. Maybe he had this crisis before.

      @draconicreconcile@draconicreconcile3 жыл бұрын

  • 10:21 waiting for him to notice he didn’t get new water for his drink 😂

    @Emmarodriguez91101@Emmarodriguez911016 ай бұрын

  • The white powder you thought was a drink mix in the Russian MRE was laxative powder for blocked up solders

    @inandout5108@inandout5108Ай бұрын

  • Mark: "I've been instructed to not eat this" Mark, minutes later: "That's actually pretty good"

    @JeweledLove@JeweledLove3 жыл бұрын

    • Ok

      @coffeeaddict5518@coffeeaddict55183 жыл бұрын

    • i was gonna like but i dont wanna ruin the 420

      @marshadow_gaming_yt@marshadow_gaming_yt3 жыл бұрын

    • I- I am worried about him

      @elianalogothetis6787@elianalogothetis67873 жыл бұрын

    • Should I be concerned

      @elianalogothetis6787@elianalogothetis67873 жыл бұрын

    • @@elianalogothetis6787 he put the video out so nah

      @wellshit9489@wellshit94893 жыл бұрын

  • "Cocaine??" "FLOUR!" "..cheeeeeeessseee"

    @vint6ge190@vint6ge1903 жыл бұрын

    • It was dehydrated milk, Lol

      @imafish3215@imafish32153 жыл бұрын

    • And Cocaine is dehydrated Coca-Cola

      @lunar6156@lunar61563 жыл бұрын

    • @@lunar6156 3 knocks in door. Also the cheese is closest.

      @Dushess@Dushess3 жыл бұрын

    • @@lunar6156 And thats why I quit drinking coca cola

      @Xx_LennyxGaming_xX@Xx_LennyxGaming_xX3 жыл бұрын

    • @@lunar6156 I have no idea why but I really feel like Lou would absolutely say that

      @hiffahyphae6707@hiffahyphae67073 жыл бұрын

  • i love this video because of how mark is just doing his own thing with the meat can

    @EzekielBread-fv1xc@EzekielBread-fv1xc5 ай бұрын

  • Do Aussie hungerbusters next! A Vegemite tube on biv fire watch hits different

    @deuce-_-@deuce-_-5 ай бұрын

  • "i can eat green beans straight out of a can" so i'm guessing negotiations with green giant is going well

    @theraggedymochi@theraggedymochi3 жыл бұрын

    • I hope so

      @tristanbrewer4523@tristanbrewer45233 жыл бұрын

    • Yessss

      @iamcakeguy9792@iamcakeguy97923 жыл бұрын

    • I can relate

      @iamcakeguy9792@iamcakeguy97923 жыл бұрын

  • I think he's trying to send himself back to the hospital

    @litalunasol9347@litalunasol93473 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAO nooo

      @thefirstsin@thefirstsin3 жыл бұрын

    • Bro...

      @bruhmoment12343@bruhmoment123433 жыл бұрын

    • Thats what I exactly thought😂

      @chanyeongpark4040@chanyeongpark40403 жыл бұрын

    • He _is_ a masochist so that is a very likely possibility

      @Lewd-Tenant_Isan@Lewd-Tenant_Isan3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Lewd-Tenant_Isan HES *NOT* A MASOCHIST. He just wants to test his limits and go even FURTHER *BEYOND*

      @zeustehbirb3000@zeustehbirb30003 жыл бұрын

  • Markiplier eating and talking about MREs - American: Ehhh - Russian: understands nothing - Korean: READS and Translates packaging and goes on and on about it

    @dangerdays2020@dangerdays20208 ай бұрын

  • Just for your information. There were several big scandals in russian military procurment, including with food. One of these was, that allegedly the officer in charge stole the funds and replaced the meat supply with (possibly expired) canned dogfood.

    @Cainthegodslayer@Cainthegodslayer2 ай бұрын

    • Oh dear that's not good

      @Captain_Yata@Captain_YataАй бұрын

    • Russia moment

      @dogevoadoriii@dogevoadoriii16 күн бұрын

  • "It wasn't commercial. It was illegal." -Mark Edward Fischbach, 2020

    @sarpbakrsoy8125@sarpbakrsoy81253 жыл бұрын

    • Aren't you supposed to be dead...

      @C4ptainC0rky@C4ptainC0rky3 жыл бұрын

    • @@C4ptainC0rky reality is often disappointing

      @MystikZ@MystikZ3 жыл бұрын
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