Minecraft 1.19: The Wild Update releases NEXT YEAR!? Instead of waiting that long, I created a worse version of the Minecraft 1.19 update in the form of a cursed Minecraft mod. The Minecraft Frog, Minecraft Warden, and Minecraft Fireflies have never been so terrible! Witness the losing biomes from the Minecraft Live Biome vote (before the Minecraft Live Mob Vote) as they come to life in forms which Mojang would never dream of adding.
#MinecraftWildUpdate #WorseMinecraft #MinecraftBiomeVote
𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚎
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are we not going to talk about how good the ostrich animation was?
Yes
YES SAME
And sounds, too!
Wait 1.10 has ostriches?
1.19*
The color orange nicely compliments that of jungle wood, which will be great for building!
And it’s a good transition to acacia wood
@@VortexBricks that’s true
@@noir_wolfe1099 of course it is I always thought that acacia wood WAS orange. (but maybe that’s because I’m colorblind
@@pinkpigstorms It was a very vibrant orange too
XD
The fact he made his own firefly after it was removed is so good
after? This video was made before it was announced that fireflies were removed
lmfao "after"
And now, 5 months later, this is actually a better Wild Update
In this video, we can see wild update. And irl we got 1.17. Part 3
0:32 kelp
Yeah i agree
YUHHHHHHHH
Yeah
The wheat in mudbricks is actually really clever since that is how mud bricks and straw work irl
helps bind the mud if anyones intresting. Rice husks also work. They are then fired or sun dried to increase their strength.
Yeah when I saw this in the video I was like “But this actually makes sense tho…”
@@siyuren7723 same
in case anyone is wondering it's called thatch
@@white_star_1098 thach is roofing, daub is mud+grass
For anyone who hasn’t ever broken a cattail in half before, lets just say that 4:05 is extremely accurate
Yes. Cattails are truly forbidden hotdogs.
mmm hotdogs 😁👌
It made me think of the video of that guy taking a bite out of one, and more than two handfuls of fluff came out of his mouth.
"I found a wild glizzy!"
Um… could you explain? I don’t get it
I have to admit, this version of the wild update is 100% more wild then the "wild" update...
Correction, Mild update
@@Silkyfin_ which goes great with the Manners patch that was added to it.
ok Moderate Pain Update*
Than*
*updates
Ironically enough, this is now better than actual wild update
Yes
oof
Amen
yes rip fireflies and the hilariousness
If eightsidedsquare can do it, the whole mojang team should
That ostrich joke was hilarious, was not expecting that, just too funny definitely earned a subscriber
No problems bud
yes
ha
😅😆Same🤣😂
ya
I like the termites. A good feature would be if they actually stored the wood the broke in their mounds. So you could kinda use them as mass storage and auto harvesting tree farms
my dad smokes those termites. -Ralph Wiggum, 2077
The engineer
Maybe they store 64 stacks per large nest block and 32 per small nest block but eat them at a slow rate based on the number of connected nest blocks. So a bigger nest can store a lot more but needs a bigger tree farm to sustain it. They each have a single stack buffer that they will eat from before anything else and a second communal buffer that they'll try and pull from until their main inventory and food buffer are full. Hoppers can pull from the main inventory and push to the communal buffer, and breaking the nest drops only the main inventory and an empty nest block (or only the full nest if you used silk touch). If they're kept full and have a non-solid or air block above them, a big nest will try and and spawn a small nest on top of it once every Minecraft day (maybe late at night), while if it's got a log or full small nest above it instead of air, it'll instead turn it into a large nest block on its first attempt. When making an attempt to grow, it checks if it has more than two nests below it and if it does it checks if the third block has wood, air, a non-solid block, or a small nest beside it, if so it instead grows in that location. It also does similar checks when it's got a solid non-wood block beneath it. Nests act like Netherrack so long as they contain wood, consuming it slightly faster than when using it as fuel (and possibly having an 5% chance to turn the wood into charcoal blocks if it's surrounded by solid blocks), and become decorative scorched nests when they run out of wood. If it does create charcoal blocks, it'd be a realistic and vanilla friendly way to farm fuel.
I love the way you programed the ostrich animation when you hit them, the poisonus dart frog and the warden's dig animation also the vulture how it steals items. Plus the tumble weeds
6:41 Burnt grass is actually a good idea! If there was feature that makes when a forest is on fire, only leaves burn to ashes and dissapear but logs do not. And when they are burnt, they turn into burnt logs like burnt grass in this video. And you can also get charcoal when you mine them. I expect it to make a decent post-apocalyptic view of burnt forest with dead trees.
This is very underrated! You're a very impressive developer, I'm surprised that you don't work at Mojang! You'd do especially well in April Fools updates lol
Microsoft devs aren't allowed to have fun
@@ETHANR26 look at the infinite nether portal update, they definitely had fun doing some of those
@@Sandwhichioussandwhich512 "look at one example where they did some nonsense, all while shitting on the users'lmao
@@ETHANR26 look at the UHH UHN UYH UH UHH UHNU YH UYH UU H UH U UH give me money chest I mean locked chest
Ya
the firefly in a jar breeding for the frogs is actually really amazing
Especially when frogs are suppost to eat it with the whole glass
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Don’t worry acacia wood, these are all just knock offs of you.
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@@mansionbookerstudios9629 I won’t comment on your incorrect grammar but it’s there anyway what is that? Is that an anime?
The Sculk stuff you added that isnt in actual 1.19 is genius! the fact that the stabbers are seemingly random, rather than a sensor targeting you is great, and that the sniffer checks for proximity at random times instead of checking for vibration is great too. I think they could be imlemented very well into minecraft, and give a bit more of a difficulty spike when finding the Deep Dark.
How can he do this so quickly and we wait 2 years for the official wild update?! Mojang should hire him
0:27 - great for building 4:30 - great for building 5:53 - great for building
And the oak acacia spruce and more is GOOD FOR BUILDING
G R E A T F O R B U I L D I N G
GREAT for building!
Their orange color nicely compliments Jungle Wood.
@@PoisonFlower765 which would be GREAT for building!
5:03 yeah you did the ostriches perfectly that's what they do when they get hit in real life! Trust me I've tried it
R.I.P
....you hit an ostrich??
We’re you killed?
@@8_ballzz if he got killed why can he comment?
@@zawarudo1407 it was supposed reference the meme, “We’re you killed?” “Sadly yes. But I LIVED.”
Unironically better than the actual Wild Update.
Love the mod! I feel like it’s missing some more wood. Maybe something of an orange color that nicely compliments that of Jungle wood. It would be great for building!
I honestly like the smoldering ash and dirt idea while fire spreads
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That ostrich animation was one of the best animations than I've seen in any mod, oh my god, you are incredible.
Unironically better than the wild update we ended up having
A moment of silence for the hours lost making the ostrich animation. That was awesome, Eight.
Actually there's a type of mud brick that's pretty resilient that's made by blending clay or mud with dried plants. I think that's why it's made with wheat.
Mud bricks are made from mud and straw, particularly. Straw is a product of harvesting wheat.
its called adobe bricks im pretty sure
The tower of babel was made with mud and wheat or grass i beleive. It was some plant.
Thats how some houses are made if they dont have cement
Yeah, I don't know why I got pretty annoyed at that part, It's all for laughs.
holy shit that ostrich animation was IMPRESSIVE
Yes
IT IS
I love the way this video went from, “well here’s the frogs and fireflies almost exactly like you’d expect but with a twist haha” to well, The Ostrich
5:47 Ancient Debris: I think you dethroned me from my decorative use.
"We got a new dragon" Everyone is excited "But its not from minecraft" Everyone is disappointed
But not *IN* minecraft
БХХХХХ! :(
XD
We dont talk about that word 😏
@@Austinkeith2010 Okay, except OP is right, not you, because he said "from" in the video. Not "in".
Update: is good. Eight sided square: Now this looks like a job for me!
Exept for a cuple feuturs its good
Really? The 1.18-1.19 sucks i hate game changing things its more bad than combat update
@@isid902 combat update opinion 🥶🥶🤢
@@isid902 you don’t like the cave update?
@@isid902 you hate game changing things? So you hate every update? Lmao
That ostrich bit was so extra! 🤣🤣 You just got a new subscriber! 😂
“We already have chest minecarts and there basically the same thing” we have Furnace mine carts, too
8:00 And that is - the trouble with tumbleweeds.
“The new orange mangrove trees give a great contrast to the jungle trees! Acacia wood: am I a joke to you?
Indeed you are.
Acacia wood planks fell from a high place.
@@toppler8164 you could say it toppled over
acually he gave all the new wood types the same color for a joke xD
I'm wondering is only camman the one who hate acacia or do other people hate it
Fireflies were removed from the update because their actually poisonous to frogs Edit: also the boat with slime blocks is a better alternative for bumper boat rides
I think mojang should hire this guy. I want a terminator ostrich in Minecraft.
Fun little history fact, mud and clay in ancient times were often made with things like wheat and reeds to act as a sort of binding agent, adding strength and rigidity, very similar to how we reenforce concrete with rebar today. Some of the oldest sections of the Great Wall were constructed like that ^^
The transition to the sponsorship just crushed my dreams of having another dragon in vanilla minecraft
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3:35 bummer cars on drugs
7:39 “nothing’s gonna leave trails of tumbleweed sprouts, it’s not gonna fill the desert exponentially” :P
The bud bricks made of wheat this is due to in the old Celtic days in Britain they made houses with mud and hay for supports
I believe ancient Egyptians did a similar thing
So... edible houses
@@zeeneya115 just because its wheat doesn't mean its edible
@@CroatGMD ive been gaming to much
Celtics days in Britain?
Imagine the insane amount of speed you could get with a furnace boat on ice-
5:54 DID NOT expect to hear that here. I see you're a man of culture as well. Subscribed.
5:07 I love the animation of the ostrich! It was so good! 6:39 Also, you said "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this is what California is like", so I will. California may not have too many fires, but it does have a lot of mountains! There! I corrected you because you said so.
7:24 *Forbidden fireworks*
PSA: the glowing chemicals inside fireflies are actually toxic to frogs
*I HATE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE FIREFLIES THAT TURN THE FRECKING FROGS GAAAAYYYYY*
u ok bud????
@@justsomenoobnothingtoseehe5319 umm. how high were you when you made this comment
@@Talinrogue just look up chemicals in the water makes the frogs gay meme. You will understand. I guess...?
@@auri1075 i didn't know that then again I'm still in 8th grade in the state with the worst education system
As a person from a savanna, I can confirm that ostriches do become living machine guns and kill you
dude! This is SO much better than the wild update. I was actually disappointed that they didn't add the termite, which I thought would be pretty cool. Keep up the awesome mods!
"correct me if I'm wrong but this is exactly what California looks like" Me: starts laughing "Great we made another California" Me: dies
Last time i checked there's no eigt sided squeres in California.
As a Californian(-Asian), I can confirm, that is exactly what California looks like
Yeah he's not wrong
I live in California can confirm fire everywhere during summer
You had a lot of fun doing this, didn’t you?
Yes sir
@@ploenkanyanat5768 *YESS SIRR*
@@lyonidus3073 YESSS SIRRR
@@user-yz1zt5qt5t YESSSS SIRRR
Tbh, the furnace boat is low key a good idea, like something to make boats go faster would be good.
Bro you GOTTA give us this WHOLESOME MOD! Btw you could add something like, when a mod dies in fire there will be his skeleton on the ground 😂
5:00 I respect you That animation looked like it took quite a while
Why Minecraft don't have this
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Nobody: Eight sided square: makes every wood orange to compliment jungle wood
Sounds weird when he ypsya tha
LOL the ostrich with the machine gun animation was so funny! Mojang needs to hire you!
I actually love that he made everything better 😁
The Savannah was actually really well made except the ostrich was quite an exception if that's Savannah was really added to Minecraft it would be kind of cool
I love how he talks about the "NEW" Wood types when they look all the same..
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that's the joke
@@parallaxladder256 I know it is a joke I was just saying
The color orange nicely compliments that of jungle wood, which will be great for building!
@@liammckenney6792 indeed
Awesome, i love having that coconut song stuck in my head
The fact that this man can make a whole minecraft update thats even more complex than the actual one in a fraction of the time by himself... is wildly concerning
That ostrich was beautiful… ally in the emu war? So glad you’re getting sponsorships, you deserve to be rewarded for all your hard work. If you don’t post again before then, happy holidays EightSidedSquare!! :-)
5:30 this needlessly complex boss animation is just juicy.
Ok the cattail joke was great 😭 some real life field research went into that one
Can we talk about how this is a thousand times better than the update we actually got
No, I cannot live without it. And Mangrove trees do not look like mushrooms, which make them very cool.
Honestly, I wouldn't care about having all this weird stuff in Minecraft now versus having to wait for a while for the actual update to come out
5:07 I did not know Ostriches had all that in them, you learn something new everyday
If someone comments “Ostriches have organs and stuff like that, wow u r dum”, I have one thing to say to you. r/woooosh
@@mateomzARCHIVES It was a joke
@@alexb859 that’s what I meant
@@mateomzARCHIVES ok
This time, Mojang didn't even need you, they just did it themselves :/
Love these videos, all of the videos nowadays are way too serious. Thanks so much for the amazing content!
9:30 i wish this was acually what happens when the wardens leave but if it is then YES
Love the fact that the tumbleweed thing was realistic
yea same
That ostrich took a while- I bet it has such good animation to distract the player while it prepares for battle- it would be a good pet
Another title idea “Making the Minecraft Wild Update 1000% Wilder” A counter option “Making the Minecraft Wild Update 1000% More Wild
"That Nicely Compliments That of Jungle Wood" Acacia: Am I A Joke To you?
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yes
4:04: guys after November ends
We must C O O M
That’s crazyyy😊
When the nut so powerful you turn into a semen geyser
As a Californian, I can 100% confirrm that 1,000,000 tumbleweeds are spreading fire everywhere.
Furnace Boat in the air: YAY I’M FLYING W H E E E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:37 Not because they're 2 pixels, its because those "fireflies" were actually _Encarsia formosa_ with tiny torches.
Fun fact: nobody asked
@@escavandus way to ruin a joke hm
@@escavandus Fun Fact: Nobody asked YOU
@@BuzzyBee13 Fun fact: nobody asked YOU
Is that some kind of harry potter spell?
Please do this again for 1.20!
The end update
@@megacadgeo9758 yes hopefully, I'd rot if there's a structure update tho
@@frank-yp9br i think a structure update is cool, but i personally think end update is so much more needed. Think about it, what do you do to the end? Beat the dragon, make an exp farm, and get an elytra. What else????
@@megacadgeo9758 i die in it
@@gravitygamingytbrawlstars363 ok but that doesnt count
I think the furnace boat wouldn’t be a bad idea it could add speed to / automate your rowing
But they may say : Its Too Complicated
Actually the mud bricks being made with wheat makes a lot of sense. That's how they're made in the real world.
how did you code the termites? i would be quite interested in having that in my worlds too looks cool
7:30 CGP Grey's here like: "It's time to talk about the trouble with tumbles"
its orange color nicely compliments that of jungle wood, which will be GREAT for building
I like the Sculk Stabbers and Sculk Sniffers. They would be perfect for the update.
7:46 So you just made texas??
The fire one, was my favorite because it can help with lots of builds.
The desert sspreading fire part is actually really cool
Okay the skulk stabber is really really cool
This is insane dude. Minecraft needs to pick up its game. The termites are amazing
unironically, the termite, the thumbleweed and the scorched grass block are amazing features that could be implemented in the update
Well, RIP potato PC.
Well they all would need to be nerfed but yea
@@jmoon1326 leaving the scorched earth aside, yeah, the other two are pretty strong as shown in the video. But idk, the thumbleweed is kinda realistic, they work exactly that way (but they could grow waaay slower than shown)
@@TheMultiRaphael Yeah about the tumbleweed, I think it should have a 1% chance each bounce
@@jmoon1326 actually probably 0.01% since it could still spawn a lot more if it got stuck and started bouncing rapidly
I once accidentally misspelled tumbleweed as "thunder wheat" so I want you to make tumbleweeds spread lightning whenever they touch the ground
ngl i like the idea that the warden isn't just a one time alarm. Rather that it spawns and if you continue to make noise then it'll destroy you
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Every wood now works well with jungle wood😂
@Lynn Khay no, i didn't know that
Except Mangrove Trees
The repeating “it’s orange wood compliments that of jungle wood, which will be great for building.”
And here I thought my fireflies were the prettiest
what? … Y R U watching dis?
@@supasunotchi3355 u realise these guys are close friends?
@@dukespiffingofupland3782 Yes but only after I left the reply.
3:23 *furnace.exe has stopped working*
*furnace.exe has a severe physic seizure and needs to go to the hospital*
The mod itself is wholesome, but if you could made it so you can enable /disable some funciona such as ostrichs' minigun, vultures exploding or eating mud bricks, it would be even better for me and I think for more people too.
What we expected in 1.19: vs what we got:
They have to hire this man