Minecraft 1.17: the long awaited update, part one of the Caves and Cliffs update. Minecraft axolotls! Minecraft copper! Minecraft amethyst! This update is great, which is exactly why I'm making it 1000% worse. Yep, I'm making Minecraft 1.17 bad. Sorry. Perhaps it's 1000% funnier now?
Special Guest: Shammbles
#MinecraftCavesAndCliffs #WorseMinecraft
𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚎
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The dirt path one is OP. You could just walk up to the enderdragon and go: "Bididdibath, you're now a dirt path"
But then could you get back to the overworld and get the egg-?
here before tis blows up
@@vanillasprinkle I have decided yes, yes you could (I dunno if you actually could tho)
Lol
yes.
"The ultimate goal of life is to become a path block" -Sun Tzu in Art of War
cringe
Think that was Lao Tzu, on his teachings of the path block, or the 'way'
@@DamageMaximo ,
Zanclan
@@DamageMaximo no u lol
The screaming villager was absolutely horrifying. 🤣
And Funny😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes
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The small dripleaf falling over when you walk into it is legitimately kind of a neat environmental detail; maybe it could also be applied to grass and wheat?
We can all say that the axolotl is on it’s “path” on becoming a legend
underrated
@@barney3515 I agree
69th like
Amazing
Uhm… do you mean.. *A GOD*
1:46 I laughed so hard when he said "nothing stands in my path" then turns it into a path block XD
SAME😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Wait I just realized the second joke LMAO
the path block is in your path! WHAT SHALL WE DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?
what if you path a player
*you stand in my path , you become my path*
I unironically would love to have access to a moss bed. Not only would it be nice for earlygame depending on your spawn, but imagine the build potential.
"Nothing stands in the way of my path." * Starts to transform the entire Nether into a path * Edit: It kinda make sense tho, since everyone uses the nether to travel quickly
Go to a multiplayer server, challenge your friend to a PVP fight, let them choose the weapons. The two weapons are a diamond sword and a wooden shovel. Your friend chooses the sword. Turn your friend into a path, win.
@@athinghere yeah that works too
“I added moss beds and moss banners” Kris and Susie would be proud
Noelle: *Kris?!!* Why You ate your bed?!
Damnit I was going to say that o
yeh
nice reference lol
Ok, thats it, EDIBLE MOSS. I will make moss edible by turning it into MOSS CAKE.
I actually like the moss beds and banners, seems like an actual thing that would be useful for nature themed bases also that amethyst piano looks really well done
The moss stuff would be nice if you turned them into moss wool with a loom
I honestly really like the piano design
It would be cool if we could choose the song
Ranger from tds
Mhm, jk I agree
This man is the definition of “if you want something done wrong, do it yourself”
the moss part and the axolotl ones was actually pretty cool if you ask me, id love a new bed texture instead of boring,plain beds with different colours, also same with axolotls it'd make the game less scarier
"And the Axolotl will go to the further stages! and learn how to read, and Graduate!" he can even turn into a path ;)
And abled to get cooked and give 10 bars of saturation Edit: I Forgot To Add Some More, +200 Golden Hearts. If You Give It Poison Before Cooking It You Will Get Enchanted Boiled Axolotl, Which Gives You Every Good Effects In Minecraft, Meanwhile Also Giving You +69 Permanent Hearts
I'd've liked if you didnt say thx for the likes xD
Heh
Jesus there was a insane fight between me and tricky because I didn't gave her cookie back you know how much tricky loves cookies
@@gigachadcolorised8551 *F#**#K** NO*
The shearing flower thing is actually really cool , so is the drip stone feature it could be useful for mining
DRIP 📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮📮
Sus
Agreed!
The dripstone one would be too overpowered
@@xxrodangamerzxx3177 cease to exist, space man!
I find your content really refreshing because you're funny and creative but you don't scream like other MC youtubers and you aren't cringy.
4:27 “drip stone breaks blocks and never breaks” Me who makes war macines: *Destruction time*
7:30 bundles would be a good way of transporting villagers and you can have a whole economic sack of the cheapest and best villagers to place down when you want/need too.
i wonder what if you sacked other player and then throw the sack into lava , what will happen? 😶🌫️
@@icecarbon6123 maybe they should pop out like how shulker boxes do it
or kidnapping the villager and then put it in your basement
Why use them to be a wandering trader, when you can use them to be a wandering pillager by bundling hostile mobs. *Bundle the Dragon, you know you want to free it.*
Good from a game design standpoint but uhhh not from a _moral_ standpoint.... ...not that we care about morals when it comes to villagers anyway, but still.
2:58 to be honest, if you had this in a tall grass area that'd be so cool, particularly if compatible with vehicle mods.
yea
@@TRexgamer699 like driving through grass and seeing your path, that'd be cool right?
YOU’VE BEEN PATHIFIED 🔎
@@CitadelofHeightsandDepths what
6:20 "just like tinted glass light can't go through it but you can" *immediately tries walking through tinted glass
4:16 now you made flower pots float What a legend
You know, that moss bed isn't even such a bad idea...
A miners bed
Wairror cats would like it
Hello Austrian painter
There's like... 3 ideas that I actually want in game. The shearing of azalea bushes and the Instrument idea was actually really really cool. Bundling entities was a pretty good idea as well.
I think at least 3 mod authors had that exact kind of idea, I love how such similar ideas can happen independently Except one of them is a Lasso of Holding
Shearing azalea should give spore blossoms. Or maybe a pink flower that could be crafted into spore blossoms.
You should be able to find/craft music sheets for the amethyst instrument, put it on and it starts playing
tinted lava lol
Bundling entities would be waaaay too op. Imagine just going in the end and bundle the dragon
How EightSudedSquare pushed the small dripleaf and how it’s fallen was so hillarious
The moss ideas would be nice for nature builds Tinted air? That’s called a shadow
- "I made it so when you click with shears, the flowers go away" - Oh, that's cool - "But of course if you can remove the flowers, you can also remove the leaves" - Uhhhhhhh - "If you sneak and shear, you only get the flowers" - NO, WHY
Lol
I mean, the point was to make the update worse... so he kinda succeeded
When I'm reading this I'm actually watching it
The flower with no brim.
Joiskiak19822isosi9892a8a😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😨😨
Shovel: *Paths Everything* Wither: Finally A worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
* *Instantly gets turned into grass* *
@@FredGlt that was expected.
Your talking about the bedrock wither right?
GLOW
@Test Lololol don't No please no
Ok but why do I actually want that moss bed? 😂 Perfect goblincore
If the glow squid actually got the hypnotization it had in the trailer it would somewhat worth it
Ok, being able to shove entities into a sack would be genuinely useful and way more valuable than the current bundles
When he bundled the tnt i lost my mind, that would be op in pvp
Making villager trading halls would be so easy
No joke, they could add a “Mob Collector” enchantment to the bundle or something
@@billbenedon4025 thats would be aweseme
@@billbenedon4025 Or Super space 1 and 2 so you can get different size mobs
" I was so happy to know that rails could finally be water-logged"- visible bedrock frustration
BEDROCK GANG
Couldn’t bedrock rails already be waterlogged
@Jacob *no.*
@@ShadowPhoenix4798 they could
@@ShadowPhoenix4798 yes
Hey Eight. Great vid but i wanna know can you turn primed tnt in to a path block?
0:23 *G L O W*
The moss items look great, especially for army bases or old abandoned buildings
Or Throwable Dynamites, Gunpowder Can Be Place Like Redstone And Acts Like A Redstone But You Can Ignite It With Any Kind Of Fire Or Flame Items, New Texture For Tnt But It's In A Box,
Actually though, using bundles to kidnap mobs would make farms and villager halls SO much easier lol
Lowkey forgot bundles were being added
@@keirareid6720 same
Ikr
And you can kidnap your friends (educational purposes only)
HAHAHHA I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
0:00 Intro 0:14 Glow Squid 0:54 Lightning Rod 2:16 Drip leaf 2:24 Azaleas 4:20 Drip Stones
1.GLOW 2.Copper armour and tools 3.Coppers perfection 4.'Path'ifer 5.Raw food blocks 6.candles,sea pickles and turtle eggs can go up to 192 7. "Never coming back up" -big dripleaf 8.Falling over small dripleafs 9.Moss bed and banner 10.Shear the flowers and leaves off the azaleas 11.Spore blossoms can go inside pots 12.Let the dripstones break everything! 13.Lava logged rails 14.screaming villagers(this made me laugh,alot) 15.glasses 16.Axolotls life 17.sunglasses 18.tinted air 19.Amethyst piano 20.double spyglass 21.bundling mobs,players and blocks
Copper Weapons seems like a really good concept. Perhaps they could start off as fully polished with as much strength and durability as Diamond, but once they fully oxidize, it becomes weaker than Wood.
and theres no way to turn it back into normal again.
scrape the axe with the axe
@@nomn7570 I used the axe to fix the axe
too op would have to oxidize extremely fast to the point where they would be useless
Durability won't make sense. They should have durability of iron, at start their speed will be faster that iron but slow that diamond, and at end of will be worse than wood.
Glasses for axolotl, tinted air and path block from everything actually sound like a good idea Bundling mobs would be good only if there was special bundle for them
fax
The shovel has become most powerful weapon in existence
@@gabby1sqt443 ?
@@A_B0Z0 fax
Turn ender dragon into a path
"lets gather all the glowing items in the game" shroomlights:Am i a joke to you?
The moss bed is actually genius
Shovels: Everything must be path Axolotls wearing glasses: Finally a worthy opponent
copied Comment
@@ManimalaRoy681 ok
This doesn’t make sense why does it say 13 days ago?
@@Finoyai uhhhhhh
@@Finoyai youtube updated and it doesnt show 1 week, it starts at 2 weeks
What if the spyglass just display black screen because tinted glass doesn't let any light to pass through lol
You monster... Its PERFECT!
DAMNNNNNNN HAHA
because then it would be useless
@@Thepeopleshome0 it’s a joke because it’s crafted with tinted glass
@@CharlotteGamesMC ok understandable
Bro made that copper bloxk into snow 💀 1:18
That villager sound effect is the best sound I have ever heard Now just make it the sound of creating a path block
The moss beds and azalea bushes are cool additions to be honest (excluding the shearing leaves)
Agreed
And the banners look so good.
@@hogginsp.7760 more realistic MJ banner
Yuh
Also the moss banners bcuz it looks like leafs for cave builds Vines: u forgot abt me 🙃
Beating Minecraft is so much easier now, just turn the Ender Dragon into a path block
Nah, bundle it and release it in your friends' base
@@derianvandalsen Nah, just turn it into a path block then bundle it and send it to your friends house c:
Bundle That Can You Pick Up Afk Players
@@russian_agent8512 *yes*
@@derianvandalsen yep
to be honest, the moss bed and moss banner would actually fit perfectly when you wanna live in a Lush cave
1. Love the screaming villager, 2. At the end of the video I was expecting you to bundle your friend, not the other way around.
The Amythest piano is just ingenious, Mojang NEEDS to hire you
Sus
death to the piano
I agree. Btw ur SUS *Among us music plays*
@pierce yeah I like that
@pierce It's not. It means that your smarter than someone called genius.
Ametyst piano is dope. Your videos are hilarious man, dont stop
"dont stop" My brain is trying to stop me but i shall resist... Thats what she said
When the ametyst is sus -meme by me
How is ur name pronounced? Ho-ao?
@@arnavtete7793 hm, good question. Idk how to write the pronouciation. It's a portuguese name, you can put on the translator and see
@@JoaoLeote7331 is it like I say ho-ao but the ao sound is nasal?
7:06 bundling entities would actually be really cool. It would be so much easier to transport mobs like zombies and villagers
I came back to this video for the sake of reviewing some of EightSidedSquare’s 1 yr old vids and I thought about how bundles actually ARE finally arriving in 1.20, The Unnamed Update, so here’s my example of how mob-bundling could be added to vanilla Minecraft, totally Mojang-style! I present to you, the, “Mob Capturer” enchantment that can be applied to the bundle itself via the anvil. It allows just that. You can hold up to 8 mobs per enchanted bundle, but the mobs can’t be too large. 8 is the largest amount possible in the whole game, however this number can decrease, depending on the size of the mobs you put inside. For example, you can fit 6 rabbits and 2 bees inside, but if you stuff a ravager inside, there’s only space for 3 cows or sheep, or 4 pigs. I thought’d be fun to see what the local community thinks of this idea.
EightSidedSquare had the sudden realization he was never getting out. He then looked in horror as a large spike came through one of the walls of the sack he was trapped in. Luckily, it barely missed him. However, the walls around him started to disintegrate into nothing, and it closed in on him, then black.
Jeez
*ok*
"luckily, it barely missed him" nah that's even worse
@Silly Fun ok and?
@Silly Fun Flower Racism Is Real And Its Not a Joke
Holy wow this is the funniest minecraft shitpost i've ever watched. Top tier
Hi cam
Hi cam
Hi cam
Hi cam
What if I break the chain
an eight sided square is a tesseract/hypercube from 4D Miner. I see we're already having our exchange students in Minecraft.
I love it. Ur vid is now liked and I'm now subscribed ■◇■
Bundles being able to capture entities would actually be a cool feature. Would definitely be too op as shown in the video, but they could be used to capture mobs. Maybe if you have the bundle in a hand and try to kill the mob/player instead of dying it could go in the bundle with half a heart? This would mean it isn't easier to bundle mobs instead of fighting them.
Pokemon
Kidnapping
Kidnapping children with poke bundles, what could be better than that?
POKEMON
Pokemob: Pocket Mobs
-no one gets in my path at the same time making the ender dragon a block
what happens if you bundle the dragon...
The moss bed actually looks amazing
You had my respecc for axolotl glasses and then you lost my respecc for making it DIRT
Villager: *gets punched* *proceeds to summon demons from hell*
The scream was very............impactful
Nsidhdjgdidjdkegebjekeeeeeehenehekeheheneheheheheh
5:01 Terraria players: "Hey, I've seen this one!"
Lol, lava logged rails is the reason why j don't use rails in caves
I was looking someone who say that
Minecraft players: "What do you mean you've seen it, it's brand new!"
Lmao
@@LiamWins basıcally the wanderıng trader aka travelıng merchant
the "turning-everything-into-grass-blocks" was perfect
id do anything for that amethyst piano
You could've also made it that when minecarts go into a liquid they get filled with that same liquid
I’m the only doggo here
@@nutzgaming548 why can't we coexist in peace
@@shoebillenthusiast I am another doggo, lol. Koala fam.
i am turtle
I like
1:17 mans straight up just skinned the copper till it’s bone
good for a matrix room
"They glow now!" *Me when im a squid* *BURNS SOMEONES FRIGGING EYES LITTIARY*
the funny thing is that a lot of these updates would actually be really cool to see in game. like shearing azaleas or moss beds
"I beat ender dragon" "Wow! How?" "I turned it into dirt"
0:35 *GLOW*
*The glow squid*
g l ow
*G L O W*
*Angelic reverb sounds*
That last cactus clutch 😂😂😂. Hilarious
I love how he reverts 'video game logic' XD
Honestly, if moss beds were real then I could imagine how comfortable yet how itchy they'd be. And hay fever...
I don't think, moss isn't grass, but Is grass, sleeping on grass isn't really comfortable, but it reminds me of a lawn bubble, so i guess you'd wake up wet.
Mossy Beds, Wool Beds, Fluffy Beds, Leaf Beds, And Of Course Hay Beds Lol
HAY!. I Have Been Sick, BUT I BEEN WATCHING THAT AXOLOTL MEME THING!. Mo Ke Yeno Moka Na, Mo Ko Kay Grum!.
It would be extremely cool that the bundles would teleport you to a parallel dimension. Void themed where you can fly freely and every entity or block are flowing around. Like for example the command wand from animation vs Minecraft. From Alan Becker
That amethyst piano is actually a amazing idea (besides the song it played...) and it could be crafted using 1 note block 3 copper ingot 2 amethyst crystals and 1 amethyst block.
i love the G L O W part, i also like the tinted air. Its a mastapeice. And the part where you can bundle another player is beutiful😅
goat: **yells** villager: **screams from the dammed and underworld** edit: omg 990 likes
Hi
Goddammit now I can never stop laughing-
IKR
Lol
XDD i literally could not hold my laughter
"Stalactites are breaking the bedrock" FBI: wait that's illegal
1:23: Bro can finally mine bedrock with this trick! 💀
was extremely ready to get Rick rolled by the amethyst piano
the moss beds and banners are awesome tho! They would go so well in a medieval, fairy or forest themed build!
“why not 192?" me: *-laughter-* where did that number come from *-laughing crying-*
8^2 * 3.
@@SamJNE122 math monke
@Foxy Karate yep
@@blurpy8254 Minecraft is great at teaching the 64 times table.
@@SamJNE122 you got a point. I learned the 8 times table easier after Minecraft.
Honestly the moss banner doesnt even sound like a bad idea
the piano had me scared enough that i closed my eyes waiting to hear the dam rick roll but was pleasantly surprised to hear among us.
6:38 MY FAVORITE
when the sus is a cube
💎➡️🌾
the bundle idea would actually be pretty helpful for putting villagers in villager breeders and putting cow in cow crushers
This would be very strange to read out of context
@@alexlovelady8249 yes
As long as it’s only available in creative mode, give it to me!
@@theintrovertedarcanist984 It can work in survival, just make it a end game item, needing a nether star, dragon's head, some item from the deep cities, this way the player won't be overpower from the start. Otherwise if it's just in creatie may as well just use eggs and ignore the bundle
@@HoradeFidges Well, I think the power to instantly trap mobs and move them without commands is crazy, but maybe it works for you. Perhaps it's found like a saddle.
"moss bed.." every goblin:hates minecraft until they ad this
Wait the piano sounds nice though. The oppratunnities (I spelled that wrong) for chill vibe time in MC would go up by 110+%
7:00 Binoculars
Out of everything here. Tinted air is what im most interested in. I wanna make a void cube.
0:30 Glow squids glow because they are unaffected by light shading.
Actually removing the flowers from the azalea bush in survival sounds quite cool.
6:43 You should have ricrold us
bruh rickroll
Rickroll*
Bundling mobs would be very useful, especially with villagers (since they’re REALLY hard to transport) Also would I be able to download the mod(s) you used in the video?
7:02 better idea instead of using them like that make it so that one spy glass is looking into the other spy glass to have more zoom
Me: Friend, why did you brought a shovel in the battle? You will lose! My friend: We’ll see about that!
The axolotl can finally read, get an education and graduate to finally rule the world someday. I’ll be so proud of them 😭😭
*then turn into a path block*
I feel like what the copper sword should do is that it starts out dealing weak damage. But as the sword’s durability depletes, basically oxidizing, the sword deals more damage
Or maybe make it so the normal copper sword is weak, but once you get more pieces for it you could turn it into a strong sword that deals electric damage. The damage would be among the highest of the weapons in the game, but the cons would be that using the electric sword could: - Damage yourself underwater - Damage yourself under rain - Heal and charge a creeper instead of damaging it So, let's say, if you're up against a player equipped with electric sword, you could defend yourself by placing a water bucket to damage him :P Contact with water would also damage the sword itself, maybe make it non-functional for a little while
Also, extra: because metals conduct electricity, every armor except for leather, diamond and netherite would be weaker than normal against the electric sword unless specifically enchanted to not conduct electricity
@@zanslart1710 netherite is definitely a metal, have you heard the sounds?
@@endymonyt4268 well no, I don't usually play with headphones on unless I'm on call with friends...thx for the info
Gives the enemies tetanus lol Also i would like to mention that if copper does it then gold should be able to do it to a much better extent considering gold i a better conductor of electricity
. I think the moss beds and banners would be a great add i love how the items looks.. more texture for minecraft banner artists
I science behind the dripleaf is incredible The dripleaf uses gravitropisom when you step on it and its leafs droop down over time it will grow back up away from the center of gravity