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No
Bruh
No
No
No
Everyone: "Your game is broken." Devs: "I know right, isn't it great?!" Everyone: *"HELL YES THIS SHIT IS AMAZING."*
Meanwhile cyberpunk 2077
When glitches make a game pure comedic gold
@@aperturescienceguy2737 yeah thats what glitches should be A ADDITION
“Run up and get done badger”
It's been made to be like that And they did a better jobb than bethesda!
“There is a great evil coming”
'He is a man of potatos.'
One day it will come
it’s the damn FRENCH
And that is the french
Oui
Favorite line in this video-Grouse: "That rat bastard is going to take the fun fact to the damn grave every time."
Yes
4:19 This man was two years ahead of us all in his humor
I was thing the same thing
Sorry to ask, what are you referring
@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 ohio joked
He was
@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 ohio
Stealing a customer's wifi is actually pretty alpha
It just shows your confidence in your product.
It asserts you dominance in Corporate America
Should have read the fine print
Tax fraud too
@@goosey4840 pfffft only a crime if they find out
Badger: "You can't shove a car down here!" Poppy: "So you have chosen...crazy taxi: brazil dlc."
i only had 15 seconds left i had to get out of there, other customers yknow.
Did someone say... *BRASIL*
@@flamingwheel9926 yes, i can. BRASIL
Brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaszzzzilllllllllll
Road a roller Muda Muda Muda Muda
10:28 that synchronization with the car flipping is art
BOOMER. LANDFALL. HMM
BOOMER. LANDFALL. HMM
Hit me right in the feels with that Battleborn reference, Badger.
If you pay enough attention you can hear the Ohio memes before it started
RIP Battleborn.
Badger: You can’t get a car down here you idiot! Poppy: observe
i was trying to fish him out
@@Poppyfromtabg well hi
Omg it's him. Bow down to our savior.
@@Poppyfromtabg 5:59 explain yourself.
@@Crims0n9088 the tabg servers are very special.
“I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE" “you will perish” -America in 1800s
'Murica 2020
*- America in 2020?
@@lewiskellett5654 no saying you hate black people would make you perish in 2020
@@baseddepartment1645 did a full 180
unlike today they actually loved 'em back in the 1800s
12:49 him saying I am sad got me bro
8:04 he's not called " 'heaven'ly father " for no reason...
"I've got a luger and a dream." -some famous German guy
Oh yea
The beer hall putsch
*F A M O U S*
- Angry Austrian moustache man, 1945
@@ohZeroOne should’ve put the date of the Beer Hall Push instead
Plays with Poppy: “Reality Can be whatever I want”
he wasn't playing with me, i chose to play with him.
@@Poppyfromtabg Are you the real Poppy?
@@kylegamer48 yes he is
@@Poppyfromtabg teach me please
@@kylegamer48 yes 😊
3:50 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you.
3:30 just that genuine 'What the fuck!?'
Just the "what the fuck!"
We're adding Bruh! :D
bruh
Bruh
Legends
Best game developers ever
You madlads
Random Guy: Literally types “N-Word” Badger Squad: Execute Order 66.
Badger squad : PERISH
yes, my Lord *shooting kids intensifies*
WHAT IS THE FUN FACT!?
@@strikerecho2592 OUI
7:21 * Jetpack joyride theme plays *
Here kzhead.info/sun/it2Pqc2anH-drKc/bejne.html
7:57 geuce almost sounded like goofy
Europe: *Sleeping relatively peacefully* Hitler: "I have a luger and a dream"
Don’t you mean Adolf drippler
Benito Swaggoliny:i have pasta an a dream aswell Joeseph Stunnin:my dream is to destroy your dreams French:oui oui oui
@@Vestige. wasn’t Stalin with the allies?
@@luckyman9457 i guess you can say that but stalin and the allies only had a shared enemy and we see that true because after ww2 stalin wanted to conquer europe and put it under his controled and the allies(or nato now) bieng worried and against soviet expansion and soviet ideology But yes friendish
R/bossfight
Badger: "you can't shove the car in here" Poppy: "Are you challenging me?" *Proceeds to shove car in hole*
😈
@@Poppyfromtabg no freaking way
That’s what she said
666 like
7:00 it's all jetpack joyride nostalgia right there ,-_-,
11:53 The way they open fire gets me every time
“You can’t get a car down here, idiot” Famous last words
a car? maybe not... but a crazy taxi????
@@Poppyfromtabg you ate the reality stone of that game
@@Poppyfromtabg one should never underestimate how flexible a crazy taxi is
"I've got a Luger and a Dream." Sounds pretty German to me
If Hitler led the civil rights movement
Also a death note...
‐germany (1915‐1945)
I wonder if he's going to be an artist
11:46 Definitely in my top 10 Russian Badger moments
I feel like Poppy might be a dev or KNOW a dev who feeds him info on all the riDICulous shit that this game has to offer...
“I got a Luger and a dream” -Adolf Drippler, 1933
@Herr Goober ssssssshhhhhh Don’t want to upset the KZhead gods
benito swaggolini
Joseph Stuntin
@@mac6na6na26 aaaaa
Bruh nice
The double barrel mini gun is actually the phone game “Jetpack Joyride” 😂😂😂
I just heard the theme. Thank you.
Correct
I’ll drink to that
Joyride*
I was thinking the same thing, I guess that’s how we know were zoomers
10:32 has to be one of my favourite clips 🤣
I think it's perfectly within badger's chaotic character for him to be warned about the great Evil poppy one video, only to decide that the proper course of action is to *side with him* the next video
Badger: "You can't get a car down here, you idiot!" Poppy: "Fun Fact! *YOU CAN."*
true
Poppy_ Speaking of the TABG God lmao
@@Poppyfromtabg i love you
@@deathbringer9893 😳😳😳
Reality defier
Fun fact: "There is a great evil coming his name is poppy" Edit: OUI
OUI
OUI
OUI
Chat: "That enemy is the damn FRENCH"
I realized that the warning was given last video. And it was shown this video
2:41 "pull up get your shit ran"
3:03 "PLAYED US LIKE A GOD DAMN FIDDLE" Has to be 1 of my favorite things to say
Badgers fans: *Joins the game* Badger to his squad:Remember no russian
Oh no
Remember: No French
Now hes just badger
@@joebobsonofbillyjoebob9618 badge
@@ThatDevilBrony you have received the medal of the ANTI-FRENCH
PUBG: Bans you for teaming with the enemy. Fortnite: Bans you for teaming with the enemy. TABG: If its fun and gets us more players, then yes
Every other BR: *takes cheating and game breaking seriously* TABG: yes you can double barrel a mini gun and achieve liftoff
Every other BR: “Guy over by the stairs.” TABG: “I just witnessed a crime against humanity… by a BANANA…”
if you only care about winning in TABG, you're playing with the wrong mindset. You don't play TABG to win, you play TABG to have a stupidly hilarious battle royale experience that's half vr chat, half gmod.
@@cobaltordinaire5219 and 0.05% br
and this is why TABG should be game of the year for battle royales
Badger is the only person that I know that can actually make a raid Shadow Legends ad funny
badger: "You can't shove a car down here!" poppy: _"Can't_ or _Shouldn't?"_
"There is a great EVIL coming his name is poppy" Idk who but it was a warning in the last vid
I heard that name I knew it was from last video but I couldn't remember, thank you, you are a good man
captain bear warned you... but did you listen...
"So it was true that a great evil was coming and his name is Poppy" I thought of it for a second and i was like THE GREAT EVIL!!!
the warning of poppys fucking crazy antics
and his name is saltiuge *
“YOU CAN’T SHOVE THE CAR DOWN HERE” “oui”
i would never say oui
@@Poppyfromtabg Oh shit, it’s the great evil
@@Poppyfromtabg o h n o
The 1st thing that came to my mind as soon as Badger started hovering with the Mega Double barrel minigun was “ENEMY AC-130 INCOMING”
I was thinking Jetpack Joyride
3:08 CAPTIAN BEAR OMG
If you put 720p60, you see him glitching
Bear says this before he got interrupted: "As you might know, a couple of weeks a go I warned you of a great evil" -Captain Bear on being stuck in the ground
3:19
he was warning badger about poppy iirc
He was talking about poppy as during the first tabg video badger made, Bear said that there was a great evil coming, and their name was poppy. He then added when he tried to tell badger about this evil again, he said that he was 'a man of potatoes.'
Poppy is also on of the best tabg players badger had seen, only being eclipsed by Jurassic420 in badger's eyes, who appears in the third video covering tabg. You see what I'm saying now?
that mf noclipped into level 0 of the backrooms
Fun fact: There is a great evil coming. They’re the people of the baguettes. Shoot them with an stg-44 on full auto. Then, we are safe. Edit: Use a 45.ac0 to kill the soul. You don’t want them to come back as a lich. Edit2: forgot to do step two. Now they are O U I I N G!
But we just keep coming back proudly yelling "Oui" as we get shot. Eventualy, if we throw ourselves at you enough you'll run out of bullets.
Their name is Poppy.
Imma pull up with a t shirt cannon chambered in 50 cal BMG
@@foxmask8032 All we have to do is recruit Germany from ww2 and you will run faster than you came here
@@foxmask8032 oh shit they are here.
When he shot poppy he should have said,”The game was rigged from the start.”
If I'm being honest, I miss Badger's old animation style. Iconic
“We didn’t know if you guys would say something racist” Well Simp , incel and Bean are banned off twitch now so does that count
Incel and simp is like one thing but I just genuinely don't get why saying bean is banned, like bruh their mum made them eat beans and they hate that shit or something?
Bean?
Let’s not forget that the use of simp, incel, virgin was used 97% after the ban of it
@@Gary_The_Metro Bean is a derogatory term for a Mexican
@@nashvontookus7451 Who the fuck calls a Mexican a bean lol Like I know what you mean but just "bean"?
Badger: you can’t get the car into Brazil Poppy: observe
Poppy : This is my world , that mean is my rules
Poppy: my goals are beyond your understanding
As the dude in the last tab g vid told badger... there is a great evil coming... and his name is poppy
@@valeriandamoclesmarcellus8756 I was looking for a fellow scholar waiting for this revaluation
Badger: no you cant get the car into Brazil Poppy: haha Car go VRRRRRM
6:28 the fact he said do it made me laugh
2:48 Tactical Nuke Ready Turn The Key
FUN FACT: You must construct additional pylons
Hello!
when a reactuin
Deadass best reaction channel.
FUN FACT: not enough minerals
*tries to build more pylons* You have not enough Minerals
Poppy: Exists Also Poppy: *_Reality can be whatever I want it to be._*
No more likes the numbers perfect
@@alvinloquillano5246 Well, it's 70 now.
@@TheHatManHimself well its 302 now
its 440 now
Its 451 now
0:22 NO!
I love how landfall is basically taking orders from badger lmao
Poppy shoving a car into Brazil: “they said it could not be done”
it had to be done
you can’t just shove a car down a hole Poppy: observe
I really hope “WHAT IS THE FUN FACT!?” becomes a running gag.
Fun Fact
I rally hope so, too
@Joan Paz you will never know
0:52 What in the name of all that is holy is THAT?!
4:09 oml I was laughing so damn hard at this
"Then perish" Some dude in chat
Hello
@@martinegornail9726 hm
"Then perish" * Cacodemon fucking dies in the background *
Ahem. You have something of mine.
@@ronthedon1945 what may that be?
The prophecy was true. “Wait, Badger stop, there is a great evil coming, his name is Poppy, he is a man of potatoes.” Poppy is the name of a destroyer of worlds.
i didnt choose this life...
@@Poppyfromtabg I don’t believe you
@@Poppyfromtabg you are a liar.
@@Poppyfromtabg Oh sorry, you are a literal god at TABG.
1:45 me when a hive tyrant is in front of me and my storm bolter jams
this guy is the ONLY youtubeer who can make a sponsor fun
People: “fun fact” Badger and his friends: “so you have chosen...death”
I love how Bear and Poppy did become actual characters in this video, instead just being nameless frenchmans
@KZheadr’s first Videos known why tho
we are not french 😈we have been here long before the french
@@Poppyfromtabg hello poppy. the great evil
poppy and i work day and night
@Matthew Carlile *The great Evil is here*
The balloon gun quote: "And you will turn into tony stark" just had me ded
I cannot even begin to describe how funny these videos are
Badger: I fear no man, but that thing *sees Poppy’s username* Badger: that thing scares me
little did he know i was pulling all the strings...
@@Poppyfromtabg ah it’s poppy.
@KZheadr’s first Videos known what’s with the random link
@@Two-Man-Production IDK, i saw at least 8 links by this same account on diffrent comments. Its just CoDMW2019 gameplay called "200IQ play" but it should just be titled "200 IQ camp" since thats all the person does
@@ahmadrafa9523 yea there are youtube bots that just put random links to videos
"Good, That's one less loose end" -Ape Lincoln, 2009.
I love that badger and the crew got to get an irl recreation of being general Shepherd with the whole "half the server as personal mercenaries." Thing
0:16 Hitler be like
Random dude: WEEEEEE Russianbadger: it’s the damn French back from Brazil
someone: *whee* badger: *Nam flashbacks*
*OUI INTENSIFIES*
Ok but seriously people don’t get him banned. It’s a lot better if he can actually talk to people instead of turning them into Swiss cheese out of fear
trust me, he wont get banned from tabg lol. the only thing that can get you banned is actual cheating.
@@Poppyfromtabg im pretty sure badjur is more worried about people stream sniping him and saying racial slurs to get him nuked on twitch
@@bramtronix8662 oh yeah
@@bramtronix8662 well the game has word filters so you cant say most bad stuff.
@@Poppyfromtabg trust me being careful even when there are filters is better then being careless and getting his entire channel blown to bits
11:46 y can’t I stop laughing at this lmao!
6:45 TABG + Jetpack joyride
Badger wearing a hoodie or sweatshirt never ever seen before.
I know Brandon
Have you never seen the pizza ahegao
I needed it
it's called a Bunnyhug, google it
I was wondering who else saw that
I fear no man.... but that thing "Poppy" It scares me.
true
Mhm
True
True
And target.com that shit scary
12:46 "fun fact *proceeds to shoot dual glocks* "
“who got da boof” “ᵂᴱ"
I thought only I noticed that
We
WE
Oui
@@cloaker7139WUZ KANGS
RussianBadger: "I never thought I would be saying the words 2nd TABG Video" Also Russian Badger: *Immediately starts planning 3rd TABG video*
we could use a third one.
That's how it was with rainbow six lmao
@@archkun9679 Haha honestly I wish I was as good as badger is at siege.
"Who would be bold enough to sponsor this-" *Raid Shadow Legends* Yeah, that sounds about right.
Remember: if it’s not hilarious just by sheer bug power and stupidity, it’s not landfall.
I feel like everything landfall makes is just a shitpost, that they made because they were bored. but they're skilled enough to make it good.
not too far off, wilnyl makes games for fun when hes bored
5 years of coding make a good shit posts Oh sorry 8 years of coding since late 2014
You’re not far off. TABG was just an April fools thing they slapped together while developing the Unit Possession mechanic for TABS. Mainly a Battle Royale shitpost that ended up getting popular enough at one point they decided to keep it around.
well it takes skill to not appear to be skilled at all....they make shit because they like it and they know that people will like it too...simple as aha XD
I remember when I played through clustertruck, and the final level was a bossfight against satan himself
Ah yes, my early Christmas gift
Our early christmas gift
Christmas presents that are underrated
our early Cheistmas gift
@@austinvarnado8376 fuck you bet me to the joke
Fax
7:12 Damn Badger I never knew you could actually play Jetpack Joyride in TABG
i played 3:15 through 4:10 on repeat like 20 times and it still gets funnier :D
Grouse yelling WHAT IS THE FUCKING FUN FACT is so goddamn hilarious to me
He seemed so determined to hear the fun fact.
*Pulls out gun: Now give us the FUN FACT and nobody gets hurt!
@@Kebutor *coughs* your mo- *gunshot*
@@Kebutor I will never give you the fun fact!!
@Sundeep Randhawa That rat is gonna take the fun fact to the dang grave every time.
They should add to the word bank "THEN PERISH" Voiced by Badger himself
well, look up a bit in the comment section, and you'll see that they will add Bruh. its somethin.
Shoot. Boomer. THEN PERISH.
As of September 26, 2021, that review from Badger is still up on the main description page.
Poppy shoving the car into Brazil may be the funniest thing
Ape Lincoln is the incarnation of “Reject humanity, return to monke”
The people who disliked are the french who got blasted away
And that's why there's no dislikes. Because they're all dead.
the people who disliked are old players who are sick of the new people
Oui.
I've never wanted to play Raid until now. Badger makes even terrible things look entertaining.
You make Raid Shadow Legends sound interesting. You really are a special someone, Badger.
I’m waiting to hear someone say “Landfall, is, boomer”
Engineer gaming
*INHALE* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Boomer,Landfall,hmm.
WHICH ONE IS A SPY
@@draxan06 wait... ENGINEER IS SPY!
Badger: You can’t shove a car down here Poppy: On the contrary, observe
The reason you could see your face in 0:26 is because in both TABS (totally accurate battle simulator, the game TABG is based on and a game I totally recommend you play) and TABG, the camera is not placed on your face, but instead, is placed in front of your face. I think this was done to account for the vision of what weapon you’re holding and if any cosmetics would get in the way.
I love how the intro just shows how caiotic this game is
Gotta love caios