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THATS WHY YO MOMMA DEAD | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

TheRussianBadger
2021 ж. 25 Ақп.
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BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
Saltigue (Green): / saltigue
Calvin (Red): / calvinorion
Poppy: / poppyfromtabg
CaptainBear (Sand): / @thecaptainbear
Jurassic420: / @jurassic420
Martin (Mozzie) (Teal): / martincopping
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Jello (Turquoise): / jell0puddin
Badda (Baby Blue): / baddajeff
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
Skullker (Dark Pink): / skullker21
Mickey (Purple): / mickeymt
Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
MUSIC ▼
House Building Theme: • Red Dead Redemption 2 ...
The Mark: • The Mark
As Day Breaks - Molife: • As Day Breaks

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  • The last thing Badger needed was to add the word “drip” to his vocabulary

    @themilkman3949@themilkman39493 жыл бұрын

    • Add “drip” to tabg word bank is what we need now

      @ronromino2158@ronromino21583 жыл бұрын

    • He lost headass for drip

      @phoenyxgames2030@phoenyxgames20303 жыл бұрын

    • The all trying to get this platinum chip, while out here with my platinum drip

      @wonderdakka@wonderdakka3 жыл бұрын

    • The milk man????? Is your milk delicious???

      @CruzRoman3211@CruzRoman32113 жыл бұрын

    • 9o*Oyrss This comment was edited but this is me typing while I’m asleep. Wassup.

      @Kirk1520@Kirk15203 жыл бұрын

  • So first God left the server, then we go a fun fact and died for it, and now we've found out our momma is dead. What a great trilogy

    @WinterPhoenix@WinterPhoenix3 жыл бұрын

    • Best Trilogy Ever

      @iangametion@iangametion3 жыл бұрын

    • Don't forget the French too

      @Aerospaced@Aerospaced3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Aerospaced that wasn't a title

      @Silver5kull@Silver5kull3 жыл бұрын

    • Just wait till the badger voice in the game your gonna flip

      @cruz1728@cruz17283 жыл бұрын

    • The TABG trilogy, from Badger.

      @tylerself9198@tylerself91983 жыл бұрын

  • "Never thought I'd be talking to a TABG voice actor." Better start believin' in Voice Actors, Russianbadger; Ye are one!!

    @TechbotALPHA@TechbotALPHA2 жыл бұрын

    • Second ever Pirates of the Caribbean reference I’ve seen on this site

      @Noblest_6@Noblest_65 ай бұрын

    • LOL

      @King_Sus@King_Sus3 ай бұрын

    • He was Minos Prime in the Maxor ULTRAKILL Act 2 video “MY BLOOD IS A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IN 39 STATES”

      @scrp6638@scrp66382 ай бұрын

    • @@scrp6638 PERCS

      @lieutenantyellow8440@lieutenantyellow844017 күн бұрын

  • Badger really went from playing with an asset to BEING an asset

    @Geraf25@Geraf252 жыл бұрын

  • "The russian roulette", a revolver that jams up on almost every shot unless you get lucky in which case it unleashes the force of a 1000 suns.

    @nicova7834@nicova78343 жыл бұрын

    • + One chance to shoot every 5 seconds To avoid macro use

      @RyzzS8911@RyzzS89113 жыл бұрын

    • -slaps the revolver- " lousy piece of sh-" *-Fires and kills everyone in a mile radius-*

      @nickolost408@nickolost4083 жыл бұрын

    • *uses a flintlock fully loaded*

      @nightmaresylv2037@nightmaresylv20373 жыл бұрын

    • how bout a map wide russian roulette event where bullets have a 1/6 chance of shooting the player themselves

      @plk2147@plk21473 жыл бұрын

    • @@plk2147 *ha* no

      @nightmaresylv2037@nightmaresylv20373 жыл бұрын

  • As a Finnish person, you saying "unironically Finnish" is the most 'fair enough' statement I have heard in a while

    @terriblejokefactory8831@terriblejokefactory88313 жыл бұрын

    • Ayyy pog im finnish too and i agree

      @mikkopippo9762@mikkopippo97623 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah gotta agree

      @joonapukarinen1153@joonapukarinen11533 жыл бұрын

    • @@joonapukarinen1153 you just got to agree

      @mikkopippo9762@mikkopippo97623 жыл бұрын

    • Tavallaan totta lol (Sort of true lol)

      @zusatord782@zusatord7823 жыл бұрын

    • @@zusatord782 kyllä se on täysin oikein

      @mikkopippo9762@mikkopippo97623 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine being a random bystander and you see badger and his squad Fuckin flying across the map in a car

    @torheadwiggen8181@torheadwiggen81812 жыл бұрын

    • I played in that game and I saw it and let me just say it makes so much more sense now that I know it was thouse guys who did it.

      @everythingiscool6228@everythingiscool6228 Жыл бұрын

    • It wouldn't even be that wierd, TABG has some wild stuff

      @micharomanowski9043@micharomanowski9043 Жыл бұрын

  • 5:50 This makes me want to hear one of the other heisters call Jacket "Chicken Little". Also i ended up in a server with Jurassic420 and spent the entire round watching this man get kill after kill.

    @potatospeedwagon3994@potatospeedwagon39942 жыл бұрын

    • we need jacket in payday 3, i know its only been out for a couple days but it needs more

      @CarnageRemixes@CarnageRemixes6 ай бұрын

  • Badger: "at 24 frames chat you can't expect me to hit shit." Me who plays Rainbow six Seige on a potato: "huh.."

    @ethanbridglal2203@ethanbridglal22033 жыл бұрын

    • @Emery Dennis nice but I don’t think anyone asked

      @Wiz_nation16@Wiz_nation163 жыл бұрын

    • @Emery Dennis Me no like

      @velconx15@velconx153 жыл бұрын

    • Me who plays rust @15 fps

      @ad-manchannel1017@ad-manchannel10173 жыл бұрын

    • @@ad-manchannel1017 me who cant even start the fucking game

      @fakeaccount7525@fakeaccount75253 жыл бұрын

    • Og xbox one gang

      @tankcommander26@tankcommander263 жыл бұрын

  • “Unironically Finnish” would be a great name for a comedy on Netflix.

    @dr.goldinson3583@dr.goldinson35833 жыл бұрын

    • That would only last for 7 episodes after Netflix cancels it although it was #1 on Netflix for 3 months strait

      @theelongmann5841@theelongmann58413 жыл бұрын

    • Im finnish abd i agree

      @mikkopippo9762@mikkopippo97623 жыл бұрын

    • @City Watch Guard yes finnish me

      @mikkopippo9762@mikkopippo97623 жыл бұрын

    • You need to play tf2

      @braff3272@braff32723 жыл бұрын

    • @@mikkopippo9762 hei minun fine brotherman

      @ihaveye3921@ihaveye39213 жыл бұрын

  • "Youve never seen the horrors of the unity game engine, they're beyond the comprehension of mortal man." That quote has aged like a fine wine.

    @crisgale8098@crisgale80986 ай бұрын

  • I swear, badger is the only person to date that has made me laugh while trying to sell me a shaving kit. That guy gaming so hard that his shorts just burst into flames had me wheezing.

    @althelor@althelor Жыл бұрын

  • 26 frames per second, in my home that's considered a luxury.

    @abdulsamadchanna1243@abdulsamadchanna12433 жыл бұрын

    • Can’t even Count to 26 in this household big fella

      @CTEAnimator@CTEAnimator3 жыл бұрын

    • Only 26? On chromebook THST stuff can’t even go past 14 frames when playing happy wheels

      @moose1in1the1blox@moose1in1the1blox3 жыл бұрын

    • 26 frames is a legend straight from the Bible for me

      @decanusseverus8773@decanusseverus87733 жыл бұрын

    • A frame per year is considered living a life with no worries

      @thehivemind590@thehivemind5903 жыл бұрын

    • I play on switch a lot so my best is usually 30 fps

      @YuhBoiBaker@YuhBoiBaker3 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: *can’t hit shots at less than 30 FPS* Garry’s mod PVP-ers: Weak.

    @dragonaireg.y7099@dragonaireg.y70993 жыл бұрын

    • I played BF3 back on the 360 before switching to pc and my aim was on point. Not sure what he's complaining about.

      @valravnsshadow9422@valravnsshadow94223 жыл бұрын

    • @@valravnsshadow9422 Facts...... going from console to pc, they raged at my aim afterwards

      @Dingleberryjohn668@Dingleberryjohn6683 жыл бұрын

    • Switch Players: WEAK

      @cyprusgardiner8568@cyprusgardiner85683 жыл бұрын

    • 420th like lmao

      @carsngunsgobless@carsngunsgobless3 жыл бұрын

    • ikr

      @ExtremusStupidus@ExtremusStupidus3 жыл бұрын

  • i love how welcoming this games community is They'lll practically high five you and then hand you a can of sprite if your new like: "welcome to hell, fren!"

    @ryanmiller-ig3xn@ryanmiller-ig3xn Жыл бұрын

  • Why is Badger the only youtuber to do the sponsor bit right? He sprinkles clips in that tie into what he's talking about with the read and makes them genuinely enjoyable to watch. He memes the shit out of it and that makes me actually listen. Sponsor people, take fuckin notes, this is how you do it

    @Poolio_10@Poolio_10 Жыл бұрын

  • TheRussianbadger:"I just see an ak47 sticking through the grass" Me: *fear*

    @pogusamogus1114@pogusamogus11143 жыл бұрын

    • Its speaks Vietnamese

      @andresmunoz9136@andresmunoz91363 жыл бұрын

    • Oh fuck now the ground speaks Vietnamese

      @darthball2723@darthball27233 жыл бұрын

    • @@darthball2723 always has been

      @haydenhazelrig4550@haydenhazelrig45503 жыл бұрын

    • The trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed.

      @pogusamogus1114@pogusamogus11143 жыл бұрын

    • @J Dude go away boy

      @darthball2723@darthball27233 жыл бұрын

  • "Meeting with Landfall games" I can only imagine their office is just a garage

    @scrapheap6031@scrapheap60313 жыл бұрын

    • No it's an old tree with a door build on the side of it cause only a damn elf could make a game like this

      @azathoththe3rd@azathoththe3rd3 жыл бұрын

    • @@azathoththe3rd no its an old shack inside a garbage dump, they could barely program the game without getting their electricity cut off every 5 mins cuz they committed tax fraud

      @Gone29364@Gone293643 жыл бұрын

    • @@azathoththe3rd Ewph*

      @sinkmonster1299@sinkmonster12993 жыл бұрын

    • *Badger 2 weeks after*: So good news, i meet with Landfall games, bad news, i dont have a liver anymore.

      @hisokamorow6709@hisokamorow67093 жыл бұрын

    • It’s just a crackden.

      @SomeCatWithGlasses@SomeCatWithGlasses3 жыл бұрын

  • 5:43 my man had an entire backstory and vendetta against that chicken man, so much raw anger lmao

    @delfinodolphinsquad910@delfinodolphinsquad910 Жыл бұрын

  • Badger is the only KZheadr whose ads you want to watch purely because “Ball spray is the least weird part of this video.” is not a sentence you want to randomly skip to without context.

    @typhinisey9922@typhinisey9922 Жыл бұрын

  • When you talk to them you BETTER make them add a comically large spoon melee or otherwise I will unleash every damm french in the planet

    @paddi1093@paddi10933 жыл бұрын

    • Baguette melee weapon

      @lilchick0n_Aurora@lilchick0n_Aurora3 жыл бұрын

    • Only a spoonful

      @sirloserlot5084@sirloserlot50843 жыл бұрын

    • We're already actually

      @atlantis29260@atlantis292603 жыл бұрын

    • OUI

      @bluepaladinXavier@bluepaladinXavier3 жыл бұрын

    • *OUI*

      @MishraArtificer@MishraArtificer3 жыл бұрын

  • Badger fears no demonetisation. He uncensored the “f*ck, f*ck, f*ck” without the fear of youtube tyranny

    @coupergiuliano7486@coupergiuliano74863 жыл бұрын

    • Badjur to youtube: THE POWER OF DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB SPONSORSHIP COMPELS YOU!!

      @Jac58290@Jac582903 жыл бұрын

    • And GamerSups

      @Lightna@Lightna3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Lightna and of course RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

      @AViewCado69420@AViewCado694203 жыл бұрын

    • @@AViewCado69420 fuck I was gonna say that.

      @theculturallyenrichedindiv8753@theculturallyenrichedindiv87533 жыл бұрын

    • yeah there were ads on this video aswell

      @stein_the_lynx3284@stein_the_lynx32843 жыл бұрын

  • 2:56 the whole thing with flammable… just perfect

    @ham_za420@ham_za420 Жыл бұрын

    • I've watched that part AT LEAST 5 times now and I keep dying of laughter every time lmao 🤣

      @JurassicJohn216@JurassicJohn21624 күн бұрын

  • 4:42 and now Badger is one

    @xeoroth@xeoroth2 жыл бұрын

  • “Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state” As an Ohio resident who is joining the military to get away I completely agree with this statement.

    @ShawowDragon@ShawowDragon3 жыл бұрын

    • so its basically a bar fight, but as a military unit, its just a bar fight but rifles and immense shouting?

      @_s0mm__@_s0mm__3 жыл бұрын

    • 25 astronauts are from Ohio (per NASA). That state clearly makes people want to leave this planet.

      @darknet180@darknet1803 жыл бұрын

    • @@darknet180 yes

      @seantaggart7382@seantaggart73823 жыл бұрын

    • As a Ohioan I have one complaint: The bar is made of fucking corn. It's just corn. There's only corn. This is a cry for help. The corn is coming. Help.

      @RatRatRattyRatRat@RatRatRattyRatRat3 жыл бұрын

    • What branch?

      @joemomma5164@joemomma51643 жыл бұрын

  • *Guy holding his AK-47 while crawling though the grass* Me, an intellectual: "PET RUSSIAN I HAVE GIFT FOR YOU!"

    @guywithasuitcase8432@guywithasuitcase84323 жыл бұрын

    • Pet russian and russian badger, best crossover ever.

      @foxmask8032@foxmask80323 жыл бұрын

  • 10:07 as an American i can confirm that is how our health care system works, Badger

    @thehunt3rs_@thehunt3rs_2 жыл бұрын

  • 4:30 the whole scene

    @Andrew-McCormick@Andrew-McCormick2 жыл бұрын

  • "tabg is worth the 5 dollar price tag" tabg: *goes free to play*

    @roadkill.highway@roadkill.highway3 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @gianttacogod@gianttacogod3 жыл бұрын

    • Jahler*

      @oppickles1358@oppickles13583 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣lol

      @clxtairestayawake@clxtairestayawake3 жыл бұрын

    • Anyone know the name of the song at 9:04

      @dogedog7127@dogedog71273 жыл бұрын

    • @@dogedog7127 unsure might be cipher from lemino. The audio is hidden behind russian’s voice.

      @gianttacogod@gianttacogod3 жыл бұрын

  • "29 seconds ago" wow that's a frame-perfect browser refresh

    @SigmarLied@SigmarLied3 жыл бұрын

    • real

      @LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial3 жыл бұрын

    • That’s some real shit

      @shayaanshah7051@shayaanshah70513 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @jetstreamattano4176@jetstreamattano41763 жыл бұрын

    • damn

      @thenutbucket5971@thenutbucket59713 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh. You sit there and refresh his page in anticipation too? I thought I was the only one. 2 videos in less than a week? I'm gonna OD on badger...

      @logansnyder2673@logansnyder26733 жыл бұрын

  • (9:46 & 9:51) This is perfect for Ralsei, *now he never has to let go of the trigger to heal!*

    @cerabond7650@cerabond76502 жыл бұрын

  • That one dude in middle school after saying that the n-word is bad 8:30

    @user-qi6qm3ke8j@user-qi6qm3ke8j2 жыл бұрын

  • I've got the best weapon suggestion in 3 words: Comically. Large. Spoon.

    @Inzanepiratical@Inzanepiratical3 жыл бұрын

    • Y E S

      @HYPER_BRUH_@HYPER_BRUH_3 жыл бұрын

    • You got me laughing hard... badger and his buddies were trying to add comically large spoon to payday... as a joke... It would be even more funny if it would be to come true

      @kotorybeusz7246@kotorybeusz72463 жыл бұрын

    • How about a sniper rifle that shoots backwards

      @Fem_Witch@Fem_Witch3 жыл бұрын

    • My spoon is too big... My spoon is too big... My spoon is too big... I am a Banana...

      @Crosshair84@Crosshair843 жыл бұрын

    • *Y E S*

      @thelocalhivemind8079@thelocalhivemind80793 жыл бұрын

  • "LGTB? Whats that?" "Its lettuce, gay, tomato and bacon."

    @R77ification@R77ification3 жыл бұрын

    • really? i thought it was Lettuce, grape, tomato and baconbites

      @doctorgoblin1001@doctorgoblin10013 жыл бұрын

    • @@doctorgoblin1001 go straight to th bad bin, do not pass go, go directly to jail and never come out, please, the world cannot handle your big brain

      @spades7295@spades72953 жыл бұрын

    • LGBTQ+? What is that,Premium?

      @aaronblack7038@aaronblack70383 жыл бұрын

    • @@spades7295 I didn't think I had a brain to begin with

      @doctorgoblin1001@doctorgoblin10013 жыл бұрын

    • @@aaronblack7038 lettuce, gay, bacon, tomato, Quebec Special +

      @mintchoco4318@mintchoco43183 жыл бұрын

  • 0:03 I never thought I needed Arthur Morgan punching Tacitus Kilgore with a grin Edit: nvm its Fenton. Still amazing though

    @evilchild1851@evilchild18512 жыл бұрын

  • when you said pain here 3:31 my game had a nuke go off (fallout 3 ps3)

    @kennethharris9375@kennethharris93752 жыл бұрын

  • Ohioan here: "Ohio is literally a rural bar fight" well they did call this game "Totally accurate" for a reason

    @Sluggu@Sluggu3 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, yeah

      @absolutebottomfeeder@absolutebottomfeeder3 жыл бұрын

    • AYY FELLOW OHIO I SEE THE CORN SPREADS FURTHER.

      @nardo8006@nardo80063 жыл бұрын

    • We must spread the Buckeye Nationalism my brethren

      @comradeluke2721@comradeluke27213 жыл бұрын

    • @@nardo8006 ALL HAIL THE CORN, GO BUCKEYES!

      @paytondstalker3453@paytondstalker34533 жыл бұрын

    • ALL HAIL THE CORN EMPIRE LEAD BY THE BUCKEYE KING

      @nardo8006@nardo80063 жыл бұрын

  • The visceral irony that is badger being friends with Mozzie's VA while simultaneously being on the ubisoft no stage appearances list kills me every single time

    @reapthebeats_9461@reapthebeats_94613 жыл бұрын

    • Wait seriously? Lmao

      @JOHNUURAGGH@JOHNUURAGGH3 жыл бұрын

    • Why is he on the no stage appearance

      @gizzVv@gizzVv3 жыл бұрын

    • @@gizzVv He's "canonically an edgelord in the Ubisoft/Rainbow 6 Siege Cinematic Universe" (that's pretty much a quote from Badger). The R6S dev team apparently hates him, but the Ubisoft Marketing team loves him 🤣

      @tracetaylor9361@tracetaylor93613 жыл бұрын

    • @@tracetaylor9361 I actually don’t believe you could have explained that better. Holy shit thanks man

      @gizzVv@gizzVv3 жыл бұрын

    • @@gizzVv No problem man 😂

      @tracetaylor9361@tracetaylor93613 жыл бұрын

  • 0:03 this aged very well

    @blueberryboi3294@blueberryboi3294 Жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @notagod6399@notagod63997 ай бұрын

  • "I don't actually hate Tabg" Badger from the first clips alone there was no need to say that

    @Yougotcaged102@Yougotcaged1022 жыл бұрын

  • "A pair of forearms and an AK47 going through the grass" Yeah that's Vietnam

    @arkeezy.@arkeezy.3 жыл бұрын

    • "Nah, it's just pet russian in his daily walk"

      @r3is647@r3is6472 жыл бұрын

    • It wasn't a ak 47 tho. It was a mossberg shotgun I believe.

      @sethfrench8528@sethfrench85282 жыл бұрын

    • @Luke Payne I'm 0retty sure it was a shotgun

      @sethfrench8528@sethfrench85282 жыл бұрын

    • wow you dont say

      @hieunguyenminh2485@hieunguyenminh24852 жыл бұрын

    • THE TREES

      @wildcard9384@wildcard93842 жыл бұрын

  • Badger here's your suggestion: We need to add melee weapons that are literally just furniture. like plastic garden chairs or ceiling fans.

    @John-Wack@John-Wack3 жыл бұрын

    • I can alreadsy see that That's basicly israeli bar fight

      @danielfaktorovich7697@danielfaktorovich76973 жыл бұрын

    • So you want to add in Yakuza Beast style into the game?

      @xtremegamer7198@xtremegamer71983 жыл бұрын

    • Or couches or octagonal picnic tables.

      @davecrupel2817@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын

    • Or a entire couch

      @codysmith3531@codysmith35313 жыл бұрын

    • @@xtremegamer7198 I was about to say

      @arandominternetperson437@arandominternetperson4373 жыл бұрын

  • It’s amazing how these guys are friends with the guy who voices a character in a mainstream triple A game is cool yet also kinda silly

    @Anonymous-73@Anonymous-73 Жыл бұрын

  • Something that I’ve noticed about Martin is that, like James Woods and Hades, he does the voice lines for Mozzy by just existing because they’re both chaotic, they’re both a little bit nutty and they’re both unironically Australian

    @Choujifangirl@Choujifangirl11 ай бұрын

  • the guys at landfall need to add removable and weaponized clothing that you can hold and use as a weapon. you haven't lived until you've decked someone in the jaw with a human-sized pickle suit

    @processedgrain8685@processedgrain86853 жыл бұрын

    • That’s the biggest vibe check

      @monkey_doodoo1198@monkey_doodoo11983 жыл бұрын

    • You just stick a large pole in the bottom and use it as a comically large, pickle-shaped bat

      @99JDT@99JDT3 жыл бұрын

    • bro i fckn love this community🤣

      @juni_2452@juni_24523 жыл бұрын

  • Suggestion for the game: A blessing that does nothing but make every gun reload sound a garand ping.

    @BrandonLS93@BrandonLS933 жыл бұрын

    • And another blessing to make every automatic gun sound like an A10 Warthog.

      @bonogiamboni4830@bonogiamboni48303 жыл бұрын

    • A blessing that lets you dual wield guns

      @Fj-OuterSans@Fj-OuterSans3 жыл бұрын

    • I need this right freaking now. You sir have described heaven.

      @ravenfire5505@ravenfire55053 жыл бұрын

    • @@ravenfire5505 It would have to be described as audio perfection.

      @BrandonLS93@BrandonLS933 жыл бұрын

    • A bomb vest with a literal nuke on it it kills you but has a very big aoe But you walk very slow

      @JushoaStxrz@JushoaStxrz3 жыл бұрын

  • Badger is slowly turning inti Quentin Tarantino.

    @liambutterfield7049@liambutterfield70492 жыл бұрын

    • He's one foot fetish away from making a pulp fiction sequel 😂

      @ayaxmcgill635@ayaxmcgill6352 жыл бұрын

  • "if you have any brain cells you don't feel like losing I'd play some 90's the hell outta here" my brain cells left me a long time ago sorry badger

    @hideyourchocobars7353@hideyourchocobars7353 Жыл бұрын

  • Here's a suggestion: add a 1% chance of dying when reloading the garand because of garand thumb

    @siemrienmeijer5909@siemrienmeijer59093 жыл бұрын

    • yes

      @tactishovel2247@tactishovel22473 жыл бұрын

    • @@tactishovel2247 no

      @azskateing7764@azskateing77643 жыл бұрын

    • @@azskateing7764 maybe

      @maxhohlbein9570@maxhohlbein95703 жыл бұрын

    • ya see, the problem there is called video game math, 1% of the time = 100000% of the time.

      @jjrulez1596@jjrulez15963 жыл бұрын

    • XCOM logic

      @thaddeushenry9730@thaddeushenry97303 жыл бұрын

  • 1:32 I like how you put Godzilla for God 👍

    @gojiwarrior2479@gojiwarrior2479 Жыл бұрын

  • "A guy with two arms carrying an AK-47" Me: um that's a Benneli M4

    @acethegunnerd@acethegunnerd2 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: "The $5 was worth it" Landfall: "uhh... It's free now."

    @RBTD-bn6us@RBTD-bn6us2 жыл бұрын

    • (:

      @ceddavis7441@ceddavis74412 жыл бұрын

    • Free? How so?

      @NormanRDolan@NormanRDolan Жыл бұрын

    • @@NormanRDolan They made the game an FTP a while ago (not sure HOW long ago, tho)

      @RBTD-bn6us@RBTD-bn6us Жыл бұрын

    • @@RBTD-bn6us aren't the servers deactivated now? Like Badger revived the game only for landfall to kill the game by not fixing the not funny bugs

      @MommyKhaos@MommyKhaos Жыл бұрын

    • @@MommyKhaos the servers are still up and average 500 players online

      @sentient_roomba7035@sentient_roomba7035 Жыл бұрын

  • "At 26 frames, you can't expect me to hit shit." *Laughs in 2.8 frames in enlisted and still gets 28 kills with a springfield*

    @alexmatys849@alexmatys8492 жыл бұрын

    • God damn what kinda potato brand you using?

      @stylishniggachannel4763@stylishniggachannel47632 жыл бұрын

    • Xbox. Not Xbox360. Not Xbox SeriesX. An Xbox

      @colevu8906@colevu89062 жыл бұрын

    • Respect to you man. But I play on a modified toaster, and I can only play Roblox Phantom Forces on 29 frames AVERAGE. But the sad part is, is that not all maps can be ran on 29 frames. Also I have 2 graphics on my settings

      @streampanini7074@streampanini70742 жыл бұрын

    • legit same im running enlisted on an i3 lol

      @patrickfamiano9891@patrickfamiano98912 жыл бұрын

    • Et tu?

      @pyreas6398@pyreas63982 жыл бұрын

  • I cant stop thinking about how much badger looks like the bowler hat man 😂

    @SupernaturalXD@SupernaturalXD Жыл бұрын

    • ... You mean from meet the Robinsons? OH my God. I can actually see it.

      @althelor@althelor Жыл бұрын

  • It's a year later, and I still can't help but wonder. How would Badger look with a full beard??

    @jadejohnson3595@jadejohnson3595 Жыл бұрын

  • “I’m Finnish” *He’s Finnish* “I dropped out of high school” *He dropped out of high school* “I go to boarding school” *He goes to boarding school*

    @trippycoolio3608@trippycoolio36083 жыл бұрын

    • He's translating from english (finnish) to english (english). He could be insulting us and we would be none the wiser. Cheers to that guy.

      @LaGuaridadeChaz@LaGuaridadeChaz3 жыл бұрын

    • @@LaGuaridadeChaz I think that's poppy from the last 2 TABG videos

      @f-22raptorxddzs@f-22raptorxddzs3 жыл бұрын

  • "Welcome to Subway. What can I get you?" "Yeah can I get an LGBTQ+ with extra mayo please?" "..." "That's a Lettuce, Gator, Bacon, Tomato, bbQ sauce and the + is french fries. It was a thing back when I lived in Florida."

    @swindle9695@swindle96953 жыл бұрын

    • Why doesn't it supprise me that it's Florida ?

      @foxmask8032@foxmask80323 жыл бұрын

    • Me either

      @EducatedGambler01@EducatedGambler013 жыл бұрын

    • @@foxmask8032 because it’s Florida

      @PhoenixAce@PhoenixAce3 жыл бұрын

    • Ah, yes. Florida. Of course.

      @DeaDaR03@DeaDaR033 жыл бұрын

    • Actually sounds great

      @tristanurquhart4163@tristanurquhart41633 жыл бұрын

  • Fun fact a lot of these weapons are actually from totally accurate battle simulator tabs

    @novahharold799@novahharold7997 ай бұрын

  • Badger's "Hello" sounds weirdly soothing to hear, considering his chaotic and eccentric nature

    @strikerfaith809@strikerfaith809 Жыл бұрын

  • It’s not called a war crime it’s called denying the enemy new recruits

    @bubbabluehorn@bubbabluehorn3 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed way to hard at this.

      @taskforcebruiser5787@taskforcebruiser57873 жыл бұрын

    • I mean technically...

      @jetstreamattano4176@jetstreamattano41763 жыл бұрын

    • You think Court marshal will buy it ?

      @richardendresz161@richardendresz1613 жыл бұрын

    • Banned company meme gang

      @lilredspartan8497@lilredspartan84973 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @absolutebottomfeeder@absolutebottomfeeder3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how badger is just casually like “Yeah we turned Mozzie into a pickle”

    @thatrussianguy2220@thatrussianguy22203 жыл бұрын

    • I know lol like that short segment was an afterthought, laughed so hard at that one

      @jamescriscuolo830@jamescriscuolo8303 жыл бұрын

    • Funniest shit I've ever seen.

      @Iloverimjobs@Iloverimjobs3 жыл бұрын

    • I love how casually he says that he's playing with mozzie, like it's part for the course at this point, next thing you know mozzie gets a crying seal charm for his p10 pepperoni in r6 🤣

      @ayaxmcgill635@ayaxmcgill6353 жыл бұрын

    • I m heavy weapons guy

      @touhoutrash2436@touhoutrash24363 жыл бұрын

    • @@Iloverimjobs lmaooo

      @mihailmilev9909@mihailmilev99093 жыл бұрын

  • “I’m playing with a fucking tabg asset right now, this is so fucking confusing” One tabg video later: ”I’m in the game”

    @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer2 жыл бұрын

  • Warcrime style is where instead of mustard, you get mustard gas on your fries.

    @shadowsnake5133@shadowsnake513311 ай бұрын

  • Never thought I'd ever hear Skullker without fucking around with a soundboard throughout the entire video.

    @hecksters423@hecksters4233 жыл бұрын

    • TABG is the only game that’s so chaotic on its own that his soundboard wouldn’t be able to keep up

      @thecanadiandane7262@thecanadiandane72623 жыл бұрын

    • @@touhoutrash2436 tf?

      @skeledoot8658@skeledoot86583 жыл бұрын

    • Generation zero is a open world survival game

      @touhoutrash2436@touhoutrash24363 жыл бұрын

    • @@touhoutrash2436 that's crazy bro, but who tf asked?

      @Chom-Chom@Chom-Chom3 жыл бұрын

  • “Lgbtq is that a sandwich?” Yes Lettuce guacamole bacon tomatoes and quesadillas? I dunno I’m just some guac

    @peytonbrown9740@peytonbrown97403 жыл бұрын

    • Lettuce *glitter bacon tomatoes and quesadillas

      @fukkthisnewupdate8882@fukkthisnewupdate88823 жыл бұрын

    • I am the bacon

      @siler65@siler653 жыл бұрын

    • That sounds like a pretty dope sandwich tho

      @TwinkleNZ@TwinkleNZ3 жыл бұрын

    • Thoughts on queso sauce instead of quesadillas

      @sc_krispy9459@sc_krispy94593 жыл бұрын

    • Lettuce, Guac, Bacon, tomatoes, Queso

      @TheLordNovo@TheLordNovo3 жыл бұрын

  • 9:53 As an American, I can confirm this is how our healthcare system works. Please send help.

    @potatospeedwagon3994@potatospeedwagon39942 жыл бұрын

  • Tabg is the most fun I’ve genuinely ever played out of all battle royales

    @sadtheog@sadtheog Жыл бұрын

  • "Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"... as someone who lived in Ohio for 15 years, the accuracy of that statement made me lol so hard! 🤣

    @Emanouche@Emanouche3 жыл бұрын

    • so, which of the 3 buildings in the state have you been to?

      @DeathDealer_1021@DeathDealer_10213 жыл бұрын

    • I didn’t read that lol part the first time...

      @anuragneelam8527@anuragneelam85272 жыл бұрын

    • @@anuragneelam8527 lMAO

      @johnhansen6009@johnhansen60092 жыл бұрын

    • @Michael Haar no you are not real nobody lives in ohio except for lizard people

      @stoinkydoinky4583@stoinkydoinky45832 жыл бұрын

    • @@anuragneelam8527 same 🤣

      @leodavis4242@leodavis42422 жыл бұрын

  • I want a "LGBT Is That A Sandwich?" shirt. I won't be able to wear it in public, but I want it.

    @NightShade1218@NightShade12183 жыл бұрын

    • I'd wear it in public though it wouldn't be the worst shirt I wore

      @Eto-Ezio@Eto-Ezio3 жыл бұрын

    • I don’t get it :(

      @nacho2920@nacho29203 жыл бұрын

    • My sides are in f***ing orbit

      @incapableunicorn8252@incapableunicorn82523 жыл бұрын

    • @@nacho2920 it’s supposed to be a sandwich name joke like the sandwich name BLT but changed to LGBT

      @markman6105@markman61053 жыл бұрын

    • I remember on a Runaway Guys video (I believe it was Fortune Street-Sunken Ship), there was a joke about a LGBT pizza.

      @jordanhunter3375@jordanhunter33753 жыл бұрын

  • The fact, that badger got to talk to an OFFICAL voice actor for COD: vanguard, R6S, and more. Badger could've talked about ANYTHING he wanted to. And he chose to teach Martin about TABG and pickle rick... Gods bless America

    @lolzbitxd@lolzbitxd3 ай бұрын

  • I want a game mode for tabg that is a team based multiplayer mode where you equip your load out and attachments and then enter a match and play with other’s in king of the hill,capture the flag,or whatever other game mode they put in

    @Pixelldude@Pixelldude2 жыл бұрын

  • *Badger... I have ran from the other village to tell you... your request.. has been fulfilled the payday, comically.. large.. spoon.. is here* **dies**

    @TankBossKiller@TankBossKiller3 жыл бұрын

    • You may rest easy now. You will be remembered for your service.

      @williamwalrus9473@williamwalrus94733 жыл бұрын

    • We did it boys... But at what cost...?

      @ItzRokkiYT@ItzRokkiYT3 жыл бұрын

    • He sacrificed his life to give him news

      @atlasreborn7221@atlasreborn72212 жыл бұрын

    • You shall be remembered like the messenger of marathon, your sacrifice shall be honored.

      @John-doe955@John-doe9552 жыл бұрын

    • It's like that guy who ran 160+ miles straight to say they won

      @samtucker3010@samtucker30102 жыл бұрын

  • Suggestion: add a “shotgun barrel” barrel attachment that makes your gun shoot 9 of that specific gun’s caliber i.e 9mm, 7.62, 5.56, 50. cal, etc. in a shogun type spray pattern. It would also effectively sextuple shotgun rounds as well.

    @creeperwastook9627@creeperwastook96273 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus Christ, you're talking about turning a shotgun shell into a localised meteor shower 😂

      @Red_Beard2798@Red_Beard27983 жыл бұрын

    • @@Red_Beard2798 why not, that's basically already expected from TABG

      @Dean123123100@Dean1231231003 жыл бұрын

    • Basically bird shot for super huge birds.

      @ReySchultz121@ReySchultz1213 жыл бұрын

    • @@Red_Beard2798 rocket launcher with a shotgun barrel

      @lukalaa1764@lukalaa17643 жыл бұрын

    • Reminds me of Bastion from D2 basically a 3 round burst of slug rounds fired like a cluster of 7 per burst....so thats 21 slugs hitting you simultaneously

      @averagemumeienjoyer5498@averagemumeienjoyer54983 жыл бұрын

  • 0:16 Badger: **sees a shotgun** Also Badger: "AK-47"

    @amuplay2302@amuplay2302 Жыл бұрын

  • Watching Badger again really reminded of the dumb and fun humor i enjoy and really its whats making my day just watching old videos ive missed.

    @NuggiesDoesArt@NuggiesDoesArt Жыл бұрын

  • Here's my suggestion: make downed enemies be able to be used as melee weapons.

    @GreenHoneydew1@GreenHoneydew13 жыл бұрын

    • I like this

      @sloppenheimer79@sloppenheimer793 жыл бұрын

    • Да

      @the_tired_idiot4026@the_tired_idiot40263 жыл бұрын

    • Now they can go for the knees

      @steamyhams9315@steamyhams93153 жыл бұрын

    • Genius

      @herotrueblue5704@herotrueblue57043 жыл бұрын

    • Our*

      @arat8035@arat80353 жыл бұрын

  • From the sheer chaos of everyone together, they could add a TTT esk mode, everyone could appreciate the majesty of DRIP OR DROWN JUSTICE

    @spoopabobble8166@spoopabobble81663 жыл бұрын

  • 4:42 Badger 7 1/2 months ago: I'm playing with a TABG asset right now, this is so confusing. Badger literally 5 days ago: I'm in TABG

    @emeraldwitch4817@emeraldwitch48172 жыл бұрын

  • I can’t believe I didn’t notice this till now but at 10:20 I feel like it was intention to do pestilys out-tro music on the plague doctor

    @ascendent_gaming5902@ascendent_gaming59022 жыл бұрын

  • They should add a barrel attachment that makes the gun have 10x more recoil.

    @tytomic9839@tytomic98393 жыл бұрын

    • *Fires gun* *Tabg Space Program initiated*

      @redbasher636@redbasher6363 жыл бұрын

    • That + Blunderbuss = *Masterpiece of disaster*

      @laniboath2061@laniboath20613 жыл бұрын

    • _Walls closing in?_ Shoots gun once *GOOD,* _THAT’S ONE LESS LOOSE END._

      @randompersonlol_iguess@randompersonlol_iguess3 жыл бұрын

    • Make it 10x force in both directions and that would be amazing

      @CPTBlarg117@CPTBlarg1173 жыл бұрын

    • @@theasexualidiot4803 no. Reverse recoil...

      @C.Sharpe@C.Sharpe3 жыл бұрын

  • Everybody: "Maybe not circle town?" Skullker: C I R C L E T O W N

    @WohlfePac@WohlfePac3 жыл бұрын

    • 7:56

      @xboxpun9102@xboxpun91023 жыл бұрын

  • 4:23 is that J Cole?

    @andrej4806@andrej48062 жыл бұрын

  • i need custom TABG air force 1s 4:18

    @channelname7743@channelname77432 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you Badger and everyone else for recognizing Ohio as circletown and yes, as someone who lives in Ohio, it really is a rural bar fight.

    @EternalRuzt@EternalRuzt2 жыл бұрын

    • It’s diet florida

      @arthurmcspoon1515@arthurmcspoon15152 жыл бұрын

    • As another ohioan. Yep he wasnt wrong

      @RevenantTed@RevenantTed2 жыл бұрын

    • @@RevenantTed Our weather be Bipolar as hell too

      @EternalRuzt@EternalRuzt2 жыл бұрын

    • We do fight in bars a lot my fellow Ohioan

      @campbellsoup4646@campbellsoup46462 жыл бұрын

    • i can’t believe you people think Ohio is real

      @chadfungletoe7340@chadfungletoe73402 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: "even better than poppy" Poppy: So about those dollar shave club razors...

    @someusername6552@someusername65523 жыл бұрын

    • I can imagine that lol

      @crimsonnight2841@crimsonnight28413 жыл бұрын

  • Remember kids: swaws also, can confirm that Dollar Shave Club is FUCKING GREAT. The biggest convenience in all my life!

    @bluest_blue@bluest_blue Жыл бұрын

  • "..When you've been gaming for 5 hours and your shorts smell flammable.." That's an average Saturday night, and my shorts smell about as flammable as water.

    @losgatosboi9880@losgatosboi9880 Жыл бұрын

  • Comically Large Spoon is now in Payday 2 and if the community gets a collected 5 million kills with the spoon then we get gold spoon

    @lucasgoettlicher6931@lucasgoettlicher69313 жыл бұрын

    • BADGER, MAKE A VID ON THE SPOON N O W

      @MFlari@MFlari3 жыл бұрын

    • SPOOON

      @feedbackking1316@feedbackking13163 жыл бұрын

    • As soon as I found out about it (and yes I know I'm late) I rushed to tell badger about it but I see you already have it covered. Also SPOON

      @detectiveglitch4280@detectiveglitch42803 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @fadlanal-amsi9839@fadlanal-amsi98393 жыл бұрын

    • i got that golden spoon, on me

      @jeffson777jeff2@jeffson777jeff23 жыл бұрын

  • i feel like i would like to see badger and heavenly play “a way out” together

    @kilerpiickle@kilerpiickle3 жыл бұрын

    • Heavenly would drop him on Purpose

      @Mr317wally@Mr317wally3 жыл бұрын

    • Heavenly would just dome him asap

      @ItzRokkiYT@ItzRokkiYT3 жыл бұрын

    • If we bully him enough it'll happen

      @urbanhail548@urbanhail5483 жыл бұрын

    • That would be *amazing*

      @WTFisTingispingis@WTFisTingispingis3 жыл бұрын

    • @@urbanhail548 just like how we bullied payday 2 devs into adding the spoon

      @ItzRokkiYT@ItzRokkiYT3 жыл бұрын

  • I can't believe I'm playing with a TABG asset. Badger, a few months later: BECOMES a TABG asset.

    @Bones_McGee_@Bones_McGee_2 жыл бұрын

  • 0:38 is solders on D-Day in 1944 with your secondary faulting at the last second: “sir, I think I may have taken off the top of my 1911”

    @SoCalRailfanner6905@SoCalRailfanner690511 ай бұрын

  • Person: Gets shot Credit card: *Declines* Healthcare system: Pops a .50 cal anti materiel sniper rifle headshot at point blank range

    @rhodes3983@rhodes39833 жыл бұрын

    • At least I'm not paying for pain meds anymore.

      @GothicSoldier9000@GothicSoldier90003 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey buddy. How good are you?" *proceeds to ascend via building stack*

    @conboi2225@conboi22253 жыл бұрын

    • *slithering noises*

      @dusannovkovic5286@dusannovkovic52863 жыл бұрын

  • Therussianbadger is one of the few fucken people who id watch through his sponsership ads of his video because of the sheer enjoyment i have of his content

    @KittyPop@KittyPop2 жыл бұрын

  • "6 PhDs doesn't fly an alien space ship!" -Dr. Banner, Thor Ragnorok "6 PhDs doesn't understand drip or drown" -Russianbadger, TABG

    @PewTheToaster@PewTheToaster2 жыл бұрын

  • “Is this what nam was like” it’s inaccurate they weren’t in the god damn trees

    @okMikeyyy@okMikeyyy3 жыл бұрын

    • @J Dude hissssssss your now a unicorn mare fucking deal with being orange and long purple mane go shoot something with magic or something.

      @AceOfBlackjack@AceOfBlackjack3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AceOfBlackjack what?

      @professionalhotgarbage@professionalhotgarbage3 жыл бұрын

    • @@professionalhotgarbage You dare challenge me? I could make you into a Pegasus and give you short sightedness. Maybe even make you blue!

      @AceOfBlackjack@AceOfBlackjack3 жыл бұрын

    • @@AceOfBlackjack whatever drugs you are on give me some

      @ObviouslyTaxi@ObviouslyTaxi3 жыл бұрын

    • fortunate sun intensifies

      @mohammadodat2056@mohammadodat20563 жыл бұрын

  • “Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state” For the life of me I can’t get the line out of my head, no matter how hard I try

    @neilgriesbaum2256@neilgriesbaum22563 жыл бұрын

    • I live in the rural area of ohio and I can confirm

      @odyssey_alt933@odyssey_alt9333 жыл бұрын

    • 69 likes

      @kynto@kynto3 жыл бұрын

    • @Landon Prater ah circlevill I live in the middle of bum fuck no where

      @odyssey_alt933@odyssey_alt9333 жыл бұрын

    • I live in the most southwesternmost city in Ohio and I can also confirm

      @lordofallspoons4190@lordofallspoons41903 жыл бұрын

    • @@odyssey_alt933 around toledo im guessing? i live like 45 mins from bass pro

      @machinerage6941@machinerage69413 жыл бұрын

  • “Where’s the chicken” “HES IN THE GROUND”

    @GBgamger-ceo-of-memes@GBgamger-ceo-of-memes7 ай бұрын

  • I literally watch this video lying on the periodic table. Best in my life!🤣🤣🤣

    @thelvadam4668@thelvadam4668 Жыл бұрын

  • Improve how friendly the game is towards graphics cards when there's a lot of moving parts, cause if it goes down to 45 fps with a f*cking RTX 3090.... My computer ain't gonna stand a chance in those situations

    @Kaylin9087@Kaylin90873 жыл бұрын

    • Bro I PLAY REGULARLY AT 20FPS MATE MINE IS GONNA FLATLINE AND BLOW UP IF I TRY

      @ahuman4008@ahuman40083 жыл бұрын

    • might be CPU bound

      @Bruno-cb5gk@Bruno-cb5gk3 жыл бұрын

    • I might just be lucky af, but I get pretty smooth 65-70 fps with a 2070 super

      @fisherwoelke5435@fisherwoelke54353 жыл бұрын
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