jay was all about comedy!! 😂 these other current talk shows are only about politics.
@danielburubeltz83372 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno talked politics let's be honest
@EagleFang86 Жыл бұрын
Jay Leno is very funny , worked his butt off traveling from comedy club to comedy club from state to state. Saw him a lot on David letterman both funny men but Jay had yet not made it yet where he could get his own show. Tremendous hard work got Jay his own show he is funny very funny you could see his huge talent on Letterman when he would visit letterman who is funny himself.
@cynthiahusband1066 күн бұрын
Back from when late night TV was worth watching!
@MrPoppyDuck Жыл бұрын
Some grumpy person said the SAME thing 20 yrs ago.
@2Majesties3 ай бұрын
@@2Majesties And he or she was right! 😊
@MrPoppyDuck3 ай бұрын
😅@@2Majesties
@user-tm5fr7po8s24 күн бұрын
JOHNNY CARSON & JAY LENO ..... !!! TWO OF THE BEST!!!
@marlenewarner36382 жыл бұрын
When life is awful... Jay Leno Headlines... love yah Jay
@cannaweallgetalong7168 Жыл бұрын
Jay is the king of late night. Miss those days. He was great. Funny as hell😂
@willow9514 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno is also the most humble, down to earth celebrity I've ever seen. He's a very kind man
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
Jay was my favorite late-night host. I would stay up to watch his momologs, skits, and other segments.
@panowa8319 Жыл бұрын
Jay was my favorite.
@denisechittle47726 ай бұрын
O goody
@Patricia-pq4jq5 ай бұрын
It isn't that the headlines are hilarious, which they are. It's Jay's responses to them that are priceless.
@shirleyrombough81733 жыл бұрын
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@edkienzler4062 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@patquimby46672 жыл бұрын
Jay's responses are the icing on the joke's punchline.
@austinteutsch2 жыл бұрын
I notice someone says this on every single headline video and I'm starting to wondering if it's the same person with different accounts.
@soniquefus2 жыл бұрын
I agree! His reactions are so funny 🤣
@angiereed91182 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay Leno late night. It is just not the same anymore and I loved headlines
@79tazman2 жыл бұрын
I my grandfather was a huge Carson fan. That was a bit before my time. But he loved Leno too. I remember staying up with him and watching Leno and dying laughing at headlines.
@billy9497able Жыл бұрын
I remember these being one of those times where you remembered to tune in to your tv to catch a show. Just for Headlines :)
@bluestrife28 Жыл бұрын
jay lenos headlines will be one of the most treasured things of american civilization lmao
@thegr8rambino4 жыл бұрын
It's the segment on the Tonight Show that I miss the most. Probably one of the best things I enjoyed in life. It was just too hilarious.
@rommelvillanueva93563 жыл бұрын
It was on Monday nights and I always watched it and laughed myself to sleep.
@bethpemberton79803 жыл бұрын
Pumpcast news was great
@thepostfk3 жыл бұрын
Bro, jimmy fallon COMPLETELY ripped this off with his segment screengrabs eh?
@ajayharry9873 жыл бұрын
@@ajayharry987 Flallon isnt funnyaf all
@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali67812 жыл бұрын
@@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781 couldn’t agree more
@ajayharry9872 жыл бұрын
Always looked forward to Jays headlines on Monday night,he and Johnny were great.
@kaymeuwissen21652 жыл бұрын
kevin's laugh is infectious.
@bassreeves24104 жыл бұрын
Best thing on TV and only Jay can do them
@janemazurek25172 жыл бұрын
Watching these Jay Leno Headlines clips becomes hazardous to my health. I almost choke 2 times from laughing too hard. He’s really the king of late night shows
@MN-mn3qv4 жыл бұрын
Omg me toooooo
@KVWilson212 жыл бұрын
He was the best.
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
"The Moose Club ".
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
Oh the nostalgia and the laughs 🤘
@playinginthecosmos9707 Жыл бұрын
Headlines needs to make a comeback as a web series or a show on Comedy Central with Jay hosting! He was gifted in responding to them! One of my favorites from him was an obituary for a man named "Moe Lester"... I'm sure he was a nice guy, but the name...
@jenniferpruitt65342 жыл бұрын
Great idea!
@sigsin12 жыл бұрын
That obituary sounds like a part of a prank call. "I'm looking for a Mr. Lester. First name, Moe."
@robadams57992 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!!!!
@MyzteriousLadyX Жыл бұрын
yeah, I can never forget a classified ad he found, 'wife's pregnant, must sell'!
@brysonwest93 Жыл бұрын
Every Monday
@CesarGarcia-ru8hr Жыл бұрын
Miss those days. Pure gold! 5 stars
@italianGOD863 жыл бұрын
Yep those were the golden days of late night shows.
@lukenightwalker99323 жыл бұрын
In addition to the headlines being funny, jay leno's commentaries show what a great communicator he was and also how good Kevin Eubanks was with occasional supplemental comments.
@rgflint3 жыл бұрын
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@randywilliams8472 жыл бұрын
Johnny totally misunderstood Jays talent
@gregwatson82192 жыл бұрын
I liked it when Kevin pretended he didn't understand the joke.
@robadams57992 жыл бұрын
That's because he's one of the funniest people on the planet, and one of the nicest!
@jonifana4612 Жыл бұрын
I used to laugh my ass off watching Jay Leno and now I still do 30 years later!! Thank you for posting and thanks Jay for the original content!!!! Love it!!
@DAJANEM993 жыл бұрын
Funniest late night host. To this day.
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
30 years?
@erinwalter132 Жыл бұрын
I miss Jay Leno so much. When he finally retired it was the end of an era. I was too young to watch Johnny Carson and Jay was my first Late Night host. Actually my only late night host. I might watch Conan a few times when he was on the late, late show (is that what it was called? lol) but no one compares to Jay. I watched clips of the older hosts like Johnny but they were not Jay. He was there during all my 20s and well into my 30s. Jay thank you for so many years of being there. No matter what kind of day I was having, I knew I would feel better watching you. Your laugh was so genuine, as was your humor and just you in general. You are greatly missed.
@-youtalkingtome2 жыл бұрын
I am so happy I found this channel. I haven’t stopped laughing. I miss Jay Leno and this part of his show! The current crop IS HORRIBLE and will never have ALL OF AMERICA LAUGHING!
@nhbabz73584 жыл бұрын
agree 100%. Its one sided political bashing instead of light humor on both sides
@mikemiller4803 жыл бұрын
i agree and i say we have national vote to dump that thing they have on now i think we may have and hold a comedy contest the winner gets to be host of the tonight show lost our sense of humor all the really great comedians seem to be aging out
@stevenherrold59553 жыл бұрын
That's the thing that was so great about Jay, he made fun of politics on both sides and he was a master at doing it and being funny without being mean. I don't watch any late night TV anymore because it is garbage.
@irwfcm2 жыл бұрын
Well, stop smoking the current crop.
@briseboy Жыл бұрын
Omg. These are the only things that make me literally laugh out loud.
@sigsin12 жыл бұрын
Miss this show & Jay Leno!! No one can replace him & his shows & comedy!
@joannguzzo1853 жыл бұрын
I miss headlines with Jay Leno. Thank you for posting this I laughed all the way through this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Roger-hp1yg2 жыл бұрын
The only problem is that I can't stop seeing these things. I know laughter is supposed to be good for your health but I'm laughing so hard it makes me afraid of a heart attack.
@JO-kp6lk3 жыл бұрын
His reactions were priceless!
@michaellahana76623 жыл бұрын
Yes, some cats actually DO sleep like that - on their backs, with their arms down at their sides! I've seen it in animal videos!
@janishart51282 жыл бұрын
Good point...I've got one that does... mostly during summer time when it's hot...it's funny/cute
@kimleone549619 күн бұрын
I've always enjoyed his humor
@jeremiahnorman4 жыл бұрын
SAW him kivr in theb90stwice
@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali67812 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson after he retired, but jay's stuff as this were funny.
@michellepost52324 жыл бұрын
I grew up with Johnny Carson, Joey Bishop, and (sometimes) Merv Griffin. Jay was good, as was Dave Letterman, but they were NOT great!
@johnmaki30467 ай бұрын
This reminds of a simpler time when comedians were actually funny!
@Eric308073 жыл бұрын
Don't worry. They still are.
@2Majesties3 жыл бұрын
They are even funnier now. Trump gave them so much ammo
Leno was always just ok. This is his best segment.
@sierra47663 жыл бұрын
In lieu of reading your comment, I sir, shall dedicate myself to making you and others like yourself who share this belief, laugh. Somehow, someway.
@TheRaizen333 жыл бұрын
I always enjoyed Jay Leno , especially headlines
@kathleenrushing6897 Жыл бұрын
It’s so pure and good. 🤭
@claudettes9697 Жыл бұрын
I love Jay Lenos headlines! They're just hysterically hilarious as hell! Crack everybody up! And you're right, he did add a little extra dose of humor with his reactions!
@brianpetrick75123 жыл бұрын
This just in: corduroy pillow cases create headlines across America!
@kayciecarryl33664 жыл бұрын
8:30 "You are cutting off limbs at that point" had me dying 🤣
@jonnyl54424 жыл бұрын
You're* (you are)
@LynxSouth4 жыл бұрын
@@LynxSouth fixed it. Thank you.
@jonnyl54424 жыл бұрын
@@LynxSouth Jay probably said "You're," as anyone would---unless you're "Ziva David," on "NCIS."
@oldenweery75103 жыл бұрын
Always SO funny ! Love Jay Leno !
@cindygibbs18623 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love these. Surprised Jay did not pick up on the pocket remote holder colors...black or creme!!!🤣😁
@eddiestanley1355 ай бұрын
I love Kevin’s laugh.
@markproulx14724 жыл бұрын
Why? Are u gay?
@metoo62474 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!
@blondegypsy85253 жыл бұрын
I find him highly annoying
@pooppee87803 жыл бұрын
good thing you like his laugh otherwise you would be a racist
@walkergillette39182 жыл бұрын
Best sidekick in the history of late night. I always thought it was hilarious how he laughed at everything
@Ditka-892 жыл бұрын
I was a very loyal Carson van and love him to this day. I think Jay is great and I always look forward to headlines so it was nice to come across this and place of work he and Kevin‘s new show you bet your life. I still love the headlines and you know most of them these days would be considered vegan or inappropriate when there was nothing wrong with pointing out reality
@Cathy7167 Жыл бұрын
Carson will be pleased to know of his loyal Volkswagens! Or was it skateboarding shoes?
@briseboy Жыл бұрын
Funny late night show. What a novel idea ! Come back Jay All is forgiven. Beautiful backdrop too
@francislarv3012 Жыл бұрын
1:39 "PARTY!!!" 😂🤣😂 That always gets me.
@manueldope22924 жыл бұрын
@shannon dove LOL sadly he withdrew. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Northwest_Territories_general_election#Rehab
@philadler73993 жыл бұрын
Leno was funny because he talked about real life comedy and it was hilarious !!!
@judynichols29044 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a county clinic. The referral doctor was Dr. Fillherup. He was a pregnancy physician.
@jage52564 жыл бұрын
Fallon is shit compared to Leno.
@matthewright37363 жыл бұрын
He would be canceled today
@larrybrinker16643 жыл бұрын
@@jage5256 - Of course he was. And I worked with a Dr. Bonecutter.
@shirleyrombough81732 жыл бұрын
Back in the nineties Indianapolis had a police chief whose surname was Christ. One day he resigned without warning. The Headline in the paper read, 'CHRIST RESIGNS". As funny as that was, there was an accompanying story that had the headline, " Clergy Upset".
@williamlopez86762 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tititigabu8200 Жыл бұрын
In the 2000s decade, the GM of the Minnesota Twins had the last name of St Peter.
@geoffroi-le-Hook Жыл бұрын
remembered back in the 70s National Lampoon had a story that headlined "President Ford Shot in Head, Bullet in Critical Condition."
@douglasw96244 жыл бұрын
Jay has the best setups and deliveries. 😂
@midnightbangkok Жыл бұрын
Miss these times!!!
@Laura-tp8wz2 жыл бұрын
Glad Jay's coming back to TV to host "You Bet Your Life".
@MrXminus13 жыл бұрын
"Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars"
@billolsen43602 жыл бұрын
He will never fill Groucho’s shoes
@marymarysmarket3508 Жыл бұрын
If America ever needed Jay Leno, it's right *now* !!!
@badczech84853 жыл бұрын
Leno > Fallon . Leno actually is a Host you feel like you know him. The partnership with Kevin is comedy gold!
@matthewright37363 жыл бұрын
its exactly the same show with the same childish humor just like it was with johnny carson they just do these by email and tweeting now. the show hasn't changed only the host. people hated jay when he took over from johnny if you're old enough to remember that!
@supposedly1-23 жыл бұрын
“Giant cops walking the beat” 😂😂😂
@kentuckyman214 жыл бұрын
I saw some tits in the sky in the middle of the tomb
@X320riginal4 жыл бұрын
Well the spring of 2020 that toilet paper will be a great gift
@mosathome4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@jennaolbermann76633 жыл бұрын
Well it wasn't 2020, so it was hilarious
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
What great stuff that we used to enjoy in the days of Jay, Johnny, Dave and Conan. It was all about comedy and entertainment, no political garbage and posturing.
@themoviemaniac84162 жыл бұрын
"How to get your dog to quit smoking." 😂🤣
@SacredFire7773 жыл бұрын
Didn't work. My standard Poodle has been hanging out with that Pit Bull gang from 9th Street and they all smoke, so she smokes. Even had her belly tattooed.
@billolsen43603 жыл бұрын
Get him to munch on low-calorie doggie biscuits instead of reaching for a cigarette!
@LukenUSee2 жыл бұрын
@@billolsen4360 jeez, next thing you know she'll be pregnant 🥴
@tylerhoward63572 жыл бұрын
He did a good show
@practicedrejbarnard85032 жыл бұрын
Jay: "Look at the size of those shoes." Kevin: "I don't get it, Jay."
@robadams57992 жыл бұрын
So Trump having small hands wasn't a dis?
@stephenjacks81962 жыл бұрын
@@stephenjacks8196 it probably was.
@robadams5799 Жыл бұрын
The "Hobo Comforter Garment" looks like Woody Allen in Sleeper. (Four years later now, I forgot I watched this), and I'm impressed that 15 people got the obscure reference to Sleeper. Wow. Congrats! Applause to you...
@rogerdale54514 жыл бұрын
The lady minister with the ventriloquist dummy is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Maybe because I grew up in the Mormon church and the Sunday sacrament meetings were super serious. The thought of someone stepping up to the podium with a ventriloquist dummy....well, let's just say everyone in the congregation would have been extremely uncomfortable and that person would never have been allowed to talk in a meeting again. But 10-year-old me would've been laughing like a maniac.
@gspendlove Жыл бұрын
As an Adult I finally understand why Jay got the tonight show…instead of Letterman.
@mmblue39862 жыл бұрын
He was always funnier, and more classy.
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
@@nathankrush3289 You’re right..
@mmblue39862 жыл бұрын
From what I've read, he's much easier to work with. A much nicer person.
@dawoool Жыл бұрын
Perhaps Jay Leno also made fewer GE jokes?
@t.b.g.504 Жыл бұрын
I hadn't seen these. Thank you for posting. Love Jay Leno.
@judyvalencia32574 жыл бұрын
24:55 I can only imagine how the phone conversation went with this one... "Hello?" " Yeah, hi. I'm responding to your ad in today's paper?" "Ah, yes! My collection of old people. You interested?" "Not sure! I have to ask, how did you manage to have a collection like that?" "Well, my local retirement home had their annual Garage Sale and so I... (*click*!) Hello? Hello? Aw, he hung up!
@johnrowley31403 жыл бұрын
Loved Jay Leno his humor was funny and classic
@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog2 жыл бұрын
I actually had a cat that did sleep belly up with arms like that. I thought he was dead more than once. lol.
@cobfucious4 жыл бұрын
Maybe that’s where the word “catatonic” was derived?
@kylestubbs88674 жыл бұрын
Mine does too
@prabharavisundar42523 жыл бұрын
I had a kitty that slept on her back under a blanket almost every night. She had her arms (front legs) outside of the blanket and her head on a little pillow that I got for her. 😺🐈🤗
@missnancylee69813 жыл бұрын
Miss the good old days of real humour.
@ichhasseamerika4 жыл бұрын
Said everyone old, since Homo erectus and the first hyoid bone.
@briseboy Жыл бұрын
@@briseboy - How do you know, where you there? Anyway, wrong. There used to be humour in my lifetime. But now in the US you are not allowed to make fun of anything because it cud offend someone.
@ichhasseamerika Жыл бұрын
Jay Leno was the best. Watched Carson, watch Letterman, like Conan. But noone was funnier - or more humble- than Jay Leno.
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
7:12 "What would you like to change about your hometown" "Get rid of the older generation" "Why do you like to live in your town" "I don't." Wow, this woman is a sunshine
@SebHaarfagre4 жыл бұрын
I would assume that "Andrew" isn't a woman
@christophekeating214 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay
@jayinmaine Жыл бұрын
I must be a simpleton, but I always found Leno 10x funnier than Letterman
@Ditka-892 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I did not find Letterman funny at all. He was boring and not genuine like Jay.
@-youtalkingtome2 жыл бұрын
So did I. There's a reason he was chosen over Letterman and why he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld.
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
Letterman always behaved like he was so much better than His audience. Leno has always been a down-to-earth guy . Even if I had to get off in the morning I stayed up at least for the monolog and if he was doing headlines I didn't get asleep
@scribe562 жыл бұрын
Jay is absolutely 10 x funnier than letterman. Dave is lowbrow.
@lordofthestings2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Frankybroadcast2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for uploading these! I miss Jay and Kevin... Such a perfect combination.
@dk61733 жыл бұрын
0:32 That Psycho music has me crying XD
@Railer613 жыл бұрын
The headlines were far and away my favorite segment of the show
@bruceellenburg4294 ай бұрын
I waited for Monday nights! I always laughed til I cried and he never disappointed me. Sometimes I would miss the next joke because I was still gasping for breath!
@kellyfitz882110 ай бұрын
43:30 Bogey’s Pizza and Guns! I bet that their delivery drivers never get robbed!
@boataxe46054 жыл бұрын
If you Sicilian pizza has not enough pepperoni's on it and you complain.... I'm sorry.
@jasonnaugle16003 жыл бұрын
Well that was an hour well spent.
@WonderWhatHappened4 жыл бұрын
WonderWhatHappened damn right
@jblue7054 жыл бұрын
Laughter is the best medicine!
@jeffrobdine3 жыл бұрын
Was it?
@kenhasibar24503 жыл бұрын
For sale - collection of old people.😂
@jasepark183 жыл бұрын
It's the Copy Editors fault and proofreaders. Our local paper ( it's a country newspaper ) has the shooting for duck season. The sporting section had this huge banner "FUxx SEASON NOW OPEN" I wasn't working there then the publisher was furious. Duh! 😊
@jage52564 жыл бұрын
Newspapers have no proofreaders. Budget.
@kathyyoung17743 жыл бұрын
Thank you again for uploading these, much appreciated!
@duranfanvr8824 жыл бұрын
U look like a douche bag in that black and white photo.
@metoo62474 жыл бұрын
@@metoo6247 Well you got me figured out haha
@duranfanvr8824 жыл бұрын
I see the humor in this but it’s funnier to see my hometown in Jay Leno’s “Headlines” all the way from Gloversville, NY! Somehow, I don’t think that a moose will fit through the front door of the club! LOL
@bigboss42984 жыл бұрын
Leno is a ledgen! His monologs during th o.j Simpson trial. Savage!!!
@susanshira37834 жыл бұрын
@Lewis 970 and writers
@killacornislive32024 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this..!
@BananaAlert3 жыл бұрын
See that's why Jay understood the audience and what made them laugh
@jwissinboot48982 жыл бұрын
God! I miss these. Laughing till I'm crying!😂
@chloecook4511 Жыл бұрын
Great to watch this during your lunch break!
@trueflip25 Жыл бұрын
toilet paper would actually be a great gift now
@paul3534 жыл бұрын
0:35 I always got a laugh when they would play that suspense music during a headline.
@madizzle904 жыл бұрын
This is why we need to save newspapers from going extinct
@markwhat36373 жыл бұрын
Haha, gotta love the ultimate in hillbilly accessories for your hunting trip, camo crapper seat, YEEE HAWWWWW! 😂
@walcoman3 жыл бұрын
I watch these over and over again they remind me of a time when I loved TV AND late night thanks JAY
@jamesmullin78165 ай бұрын
5:42 Now, you could go to the trouble of tracking down these kids and ask them for the answer to the age old question... What's worn under a Scotchman's kilt, but, believe me, ask any Scotchman and he'll gladly tell you, "Nothing is worn under a Scotchman's kilt, everything's in perfect working order, so mind your own business!" (Yeah, I know, it's an old gag, but it's still good! ,😁)
@johnrowley31403 жыл бұрын
Land-o-lakes butter 😀
@glennknauer26964 жыл бұрын
WE WANT LENO....BACK!!!
@BamBamSr3 жыл бұрын
SO DO I
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
@4:55 "grilled bay scallops wrapped in prostitute! " - I think they meant prosciutto...anyway, what a great line by Jay, "that is an expensive meal, my friend!". ... "I made reservations for us later!"
@SelfReflective4 жыл бұрын
We miss Jay Wish he would take back the show
@rayadams50764 жыл бұрын
Jays Garage.
@marcdemell29874 жыл бұрын
@IzzyFizzy Jay was funny to me ,Dave was kind of flat!
@marcdemell29874 жыл бұрын
NBC never did anything good after Leno left because he was the best😂❤
@Cynthiaruffalo Жыл бұрын
That toilet paper joke hits differently in the 2020s
@adagiobreeze8493 Жыл бұрын
No politics, so refreshing 😌
@ronh26603 жыл бұрын
There were several headlines making fun of Clinton.
@boataxe46053 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@t-bonena36094 жыл бұрын
I mean your cuttin off limbs at that point.... hilarious.
@davidmiller35734 жыл бұрын
Is this an English class?
@davidmiller35733 жыл бұрын
It was a trifecta- the articles, Jay's comments, and Kevin's laugher.
jay was all about comedy!! 😂 these other current talk shows are only about politics.
Jay Leno talked politics let's be honest
Jay Leno is very funny , worked his butt off traveling from comedy club to comedy club from state to state. Saw him a lot on David letterman both funny men but Jay had yet not made it yet where he could get his own show. Tremendous hard work got Jay his own show he is funny very funny you could see his huge talent on Letterman when he would visit letterman who is funny himself.
Back from when late night TV was worth watching!
Some grumpy person said the SAME thing 20 yrs ago.
@@2Majesties And he or she was right! 😊
😅@@2Majesties
JOHNNY CARSON & JAY LENO ..... !!! TWO OF THE BEST!!!
When life is awful... Jay Leno Headlines... love yah Jay
Jay is the king of late night. Miss those days. He was great. Funny as hell😂
Jay Leno is also the most humble, down to earth celebrity I've ever seen. He's a very kind man
Jay was my favorite late-night host. I would stay up to watch his momologs, skits, and other segments.
Jay was my favorite.
O goody
It isn't that the headlines are hilarious, which they are. It's Jay's responses to them that are priceless.
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Jay's responses are the icing on the joke's punchline.
I notice someone says this on every single headline video and I'm starting to wondering if it's the same person with different accounts.
I agree! His reactions are so funny 🤣
I miss Jay Leno late night. It is just not the same anymore and I loved headlines
I my grandfather was a huge Carson fan. That was a bit before my time. But he loved Leno too. I remember staying up with him and watching Leno and dying laughing at headlines.
I remember these being one of those times where you remembered to tune in to your tv to catch a show. Just for Headlines :)
jay lenos headlines will be one of the most treasured things of american civilization lmao
It's the segment on the Tonight Show that I miss the most. Probably one of the best things I enjoyed in life. It was just too hilarious.
It was on Monday nights and I always watched it and laughed myself to sleep.
Pumpcast news was great
Bro, jimmy fallon COMPLETELY ripped this off with his segment screengrabs eh?
@@ajayharry987 Flallon isnt funnyaf all
@@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781 couldn’t agree more
Always looked forward to Jays headlines on Monday night,he and Johnny were great.
kevin's laugh is infectious.
Best thing on TV and only Jay can do them
Watching these Jay Leno Headlines clips becomes hazardous to my health. I almost choke 2 times from laughing too hard. He’s really the king of late night shows
Omg me toooooo
He was the best.
"The Moose Club ".
Oh the nostalgia and the laughs 🤘
Headlines needs to make a comeback as a web series or a show on Comedy Central with Jay hosting! He was gifted in responding to them! One of my favorites from him was an obituary for a man named "Moe Lester"... I'm sure he was a nice guy, but the name...
Great idea!
That obituary sounds like a part of a prank call. "I'm looking for a Mr. Lester. First name, Moe."
LMAO!!!!!!
yeah, I can never forget a classified ad he found, 'wife's pregnant, must sell'!
Every Monday
Miss those days. Pure gold! 5 stars
Yep those were the golden days of late night shows.
In addition to the headlines being funny, jay leno's commentaries show what a great communicator he was and also how good Kevin Eubanks was with occasional supplemental comments.
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Johnny totally misunderstood Jays talent
I liked it when Kevin pretended he didn't understand the joke.
That's because he's one of the funniest people on the planet, and one of the nicest!
I used to laugh my ass off watching Jay Leno and now I still do 30 years later!! Thank you for posting and thanks Jay for the original content!!!! Love it!!
Funniest late night host. To this day.
30 years?
I miss Jay Leno so much. When he finally retired it was the end of an era. I was too young to watch Johnny Carson and Jay was my first Late Night host. Actually my only late night host. I might watch Conan a few times when he was on the late, late show (is that what it was called? lol) but no one compares to Jay. I watched clips of the older hosts like Johnny but they were not Jay. He was there during all my 20s and well into my 30s. Jay thank you for so many years of being there. No matter what kind of day I was having, I knew I would feel better watching you. Your laugh was so genuine, as was your humor and just you in general. You are greatly missed.
I am so happy I found this channel. I haven’t stopped laughing. I miss Jay Leno and this part of his show! The current crop IS HORRIBLE and will never have ALL OF AMERICA LAUGHING!
agree 100%. Its one sided political bashing instead of light humor on both sides
i agree and i say we have national vote to dump that thing they have on now i think we may have and hold a comedy contest the winner gets to be host of the tonight show lost our sense of humor all the really great comedians seem to be aging out
That's the thing that was so great about Jay, he made fun of politics on both sides and he was a master at doing it and being funny without being mean. I don't watch any late night TV anymore because it is garbage.
Well, stop smoking the current crop.
Omg. These are the only things that make me literally laugh out loud.
Miss this show & Jay Leno!! No one can replace him & his shows & comedy!
I miss headlines with Jay Leno. Thank you for posting this I laughed all the way through this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only problem is that I can't stop seeing these things. I know laughter is supposed to be good for your health but I'm laughing so hard it makes me afraid of a heart attack.
His reactions were priceless!
Yes, some cats actually DO sleep like that - on their backs, with their arms down at their sides! I've seen it in animal videos!
Good point...I've got one that does... mostly during summer time when it's hot...it's funny/cute
I've always enjoyed his humor
SAW him kivr in theb90stwice
Hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson after he retired, but jay's stuff as this were funny.
I grew up with Johnny Carson, Joey Bishop, and (sometimes) Merv Griffin. Jay was good, as was Dave Letterman, but they were NOT great!
This reminds of a simpler time when comedians were actually funny!
Don't worry. They still are.
They are even funnier now. Trump gave them so much ammo
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Leno was always just ok. This is his best segment.
In lieu of reading your comment, I sir, shall dedicate myself to making you and others like yourself who share this belief, laugh. Somehow, someway.
I always enjoyed Jay Leno , especially headlines
It’s so pure and good. 🤭
I love Jay Lenos headlines! They're just hysterically hilarious as hell! Crack everybody up! And you're right, he did add a little extra dose of humor with his reactions!
This just in: corduroy pillow cases create headlines across America!
8:30 "You are cutting off limbs at that point" had me dying 🤣
You're* (you are)
@@LynxSouth fixed it. Thank you.
@@LynxSouth Jay probably said "You're," as anyone would---unless you're "Ziva David," on "NCIS."
Always SO funny ! Love Jay Leno !
Absolutely love these. Surprised Jay did not pick up on the pocket remote holder colors...black or creme!!!🤣😁
I love Kevin’s laugh.
Why? Are u gay?
Me too!!!
I find him highly annoying
good thing you like his laugh otherwise you would be a racist
Best sidekick in the history of late night. I always thought it was hilarious how he laughed at everything
I was a very loyal Carson van and love him to this day. I think Jay is great and I always look forward to headlines so it was nice to come across this and place of work he and Kevin‘s new show you bet your life. I still love the headlines and you know most of them these days would be considered vegan or inappropriate when there was nothing wrong with pointing out reality
Carson will be pleased to know of his loyal Volkswagens! Or was it skateboarding shoes?
Funny late night show. What a novel idea ! Come back Jay All is forgiven. Beautiful backdrop too
1:39 "PARTY!!!" 😂🤣😂 That always gets me.
@shannon dove LOL sadly he withdrew. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Northwest_Territories_general_election#Rehab
Leno was funny because he talked about real life comedy and it was hilarious !!!
I used to work at a county clinic. The referral doctor was Dr. Fillherup. He was a pregnancy physician.
Fallon is shit compared to Leno.
He would be canceled today
@@jage5256 - Of course he was. And I worked with a Dr. Bonecutter.
Back in the nineties Indianapolis had a police chief whose surname was Christ. One day he resigned without warning. The Headline in the paper read, 'CHRIST RESIGNS". As funny as that was, there was an accompanying story that had the headline, " Clergy Upset".
🤣
In the 2000s decade, the GM of the Minnesota Twins had the last name of St Peter.
remembered back in the 70s National Lampoon had a story that headlined "President Ford Shot in Head, Bullet in Critical Condition."
Jay has the best setups and deliveries. 😂
Miss these times!!!
Glad Jay's coming back to TV to host "You Bet Your Life".
"Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars"
He will never fill Groucho’s shoes
If America ever needed Jay Leno, it's right *now* !!!
Leno > Fallon . Leno actually is a Host you feel like you know him. The partnership with Kevin is comedy gold!
its exactly the same show with the same childish humor just like it was with johnny carson they just do these by email and tweeting now. the show hasn't changed only the host. people hated jay when he took over from johnny if you're old enough to remember that!
“Giant cops walking the beat” 😂😂😂
I saw some tits in the sky in the middle of the tomb
Well the spring of 2020 that toilet paper will be a great gift
I was thinking the same thing!
Well it wasn't 2020, so it was hilarious
What great stuff that we used to enjoy in the days of Jay, Johnny, Dave and Conan. It was all about comedy and entertainment, no political garbage and posturing.
"How to get your dog to quit smoking." 😂🤣
Didn't work. My standard Poodle has been hanging out with that Pit Bull gang from 9th Street and they all smoke, so she smokes. Even had her belly tattooed.
Get him to munch on low-calorie doggie biscuits instead of reaching for a cigarette!
@@billolsen4360 jeez, next thing you know she'll be pregnant 🥴
He did a good show
Jay: "Look at the size of those shoes." Kevin: "I don't get it, Jay."
So Trump having small hands wasn't a dis?
@@stephenjacks8196 it probably was.
The "Hobo Comforter Garment" looks like Woody Allen in Sleeper. (Four years later now, I forgot I watched this), and I'm impressed that 15 people got the obscure reference to Sleeper. Wow. Congrats! Applause to you...
The lady minister with the ventriloquist dummy is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Maybe because I grew up in the Mormon church and the Sunday sacrament meetings were super serious. The thought of someone stepping up to the podium with a ventriloquist dummy....well, let's just say everyone in the congregation would have been extremely uncomfortable and that person would never have been allowed to talk in a meeting again. But 10-year-old me would've been laughing like a maniac.
As an Adult I finally understand why Jay got the tonight show…instead of Letterman.
He was always funnier, and more classy.
@@nathankrush3289 You’re right..
From what I've read, he's much easier to work with. A much nicer person.
Perhaps Jay Leno also made fewer GE jokes?
I hadn't seen these. Thank you for posting. Love Jay Leno.
24:55 I can only imagine how the phone conversation went with this one... "Hello?" " Yeah, hi. I'm responding to your ad in today's paper?" "Ah, yes! My collection of old people. You interested?" "Not sure! I have to ask, how did you manage to have a collection like that?" "Well, my local retirement home had their annual Garage Sale and so I... (*click*!) Hello? Hello? Aw, he hung up!
Loved Jay Leno his humor was funny and classic
I actually had a cat that did sleep belly up with arms like that. I thought he was dead more than once. lol.
Maybe that’s where the word “catatonic” was derived?
Mine does too
I had a kitty that slept on her back under a blanket almost every night. She had her arms (front legs) outside of the blanket and her head on a little pillow that I got for her. 😺🐈🤗
Miss the good old days of real humour.
Said everyone old, since Homo erectus and the first hyoid bone.
@@briseboy - How do you know, where you there? Anyway, wrong. There used to be humour in my lifetime. But now in the US you are not allowed to make fun of anything because it cud offend someone.
Jay Leno was the best. Watched Carson, watch Letterman, like Conan. But noone was funnier - or more humble- than Jay Leno.
7:12 "What would you like to change about your hometown" "Get rid of the older generation" "Why do you like to live in your town" "I don't." Wow, this woman is a sunshine
I would assume that "Andrew" isn't a woman
I miss Jay
I must be a simpleton, but I always found Leno 10x funnier than Letterman
Agreed, I did not find Letterman funny at all. He was boring and not genuine like Jay.
So did I. There's a reason he was chosen over Letterman and why he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld.
Letterman always behaved like he was so much better than His audience. Leno has always been a down-to-earth guy . Even if I had to get off in the morning I stayed up at least for the monolog and if he was doing headlines I didn't get asleep
Jay is absolutely 10 x funnier than letterman. Dave is lowbrow.
Same
Thank you so much for uploading these! I miss Jay and Kevin... Such a perfect combination.
0:32 That Psycho music has me crying XD
The headlines were far and away my favorite segment of the show
I waited for Monday nights! I always laughed til I cried and he never disappointed me. Sometimes I would miss the next joke because I was still gasping for breath!
43:30 Bogey’s Pizza and Guns! I bet that their delivery drivers never get robbed!
If you Sicilian pizza has not enough pepperoni's on it and you complain.... I'm sorry.
Well that was an hour well spent.
WonderWhatHappened damn right
Laughter is the best medicine!
Was it?
For sale - collection of old people.😂
It's the Copy Editors fault and proofreaders. Our local paper ( it's a country newspaper ) has the shooting for duck season. The sporting section had this huge banner "FUxx SEASON NOW OPEN" I wasn't working there then the publisher was furious. Duh! 😊
Newspapers have no proofreaders. Budget.
Thank you again for uploading these, much appreciated!
U look like a douche bag in that black and white photo.
@@metoo6247 Well you got me figured out haha
I see the humor in this but it’s funnier to see my hometown in Jay Leno’s “Headlines” all the way from Gloversville, NY! Somehow, I don’t think that a moose will fit through the front door of the club! LOL
Leno is a ledgen! His monologs during th o.j Simpson trial. Savage!!!
@Lewis 970 and writers
Thank you for sharing this..!
See that's why Jay understood the audience and what made them laugh
God! I miss these. Laughing till I'm crying!😂
Great to watch this during your lunch break!
toilet paper would actually be a great gift now
0:35 I always got a laugh when they would play that suspense music during a headline.
This is why we need to save newspapers from going extinct
Haha, gotta love the ultimate in hillbilly accessories for your hunting trip, camo crapper seat, YEEE HAWWWWW! 😂
I watch these over and over again they remind me of a time when I loved TV AND late night thanks JAY
5:42 Now, you could go to the trouble of tracking down these kids and ask them for the answer to the age old question... What's worn under a Scotchman's kilt, but, believe me, ask any Scotchman and he'll gladly tell you, "Nothing is worn under a Scotchman's kilt, everything's in perfect working order, so mind your own business!" (Yeah, I know, it's an old gag, but it's still good! ,😁)
Land-o-lakes butter 😀
WE WANT LENO....BACK!!!
SO DO I
@4:55 "grilled bay scallops wrapped in prostitute! " - I think they meant prosciutto...anyway, what a great line by Jay, "that is an expensive meal, my friend!". ... "I made reservations for us later!"
We miss Jay Wish he would take back the show
Jays Garage.
@IzzyFizzy Jay was funny to me ,Dave was kind of flat!
NBC never did anything good after Leno left because he was the best😂❤
That toilet paper joke hits differently in the 2020s
No politics, so refreshing 😌
There were several headlines making fun of Clinton.
You are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean your cuttin off limbs at that point.... hilarious.
Is this an English class?
It was a trifecta- the articles, Jay's comments, and Kevin's laugher.
I meant Kevin's laughter . . .sorry, typo.