Jay - Headlines (2007) Pt 05 of 05
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Found these on an old hard drive. Posting as a public service for purely entertainment purposes.
Found these on an old hard drive. Posting as a public service for purely entertainment purposes.
Today's late night shows are not comedy, they are political!
I remember in 2007 I moved out of my parent's house to go to college. I would visit them and stay the night sometimes and every time headlines came on they'd call me in their room to watch it. We always had the biggest laughs from this! Good times :)
this was the best segment any late show ever had.. i wish they would bring it back..
I so miss Jay Leno….stoped watching when he left.
Flashbacks to my late Dad & i watching Jay Leno at home back in the good ol' days.
Seventeen years ago,Jay Leno had appeared on the The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and the Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band. There's a pretty funny one @ 7:34 . Whenever I get depressed,had a rough day,or just plain need a pick me up,I used to watch Jay Leno. I remember when anybody could listen to it on a clock radio, without turning on the TV to watch it. Before they (the FCC) had taken it down. I miss those days. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
I love the headlines , best laughing medicine ever
This is my go-to for a laugh and pick-me-up. Love Jay's humor. 😁
Same here 👍
Jay and Kevin are great together! Bring them back to the Tonight Show.
His delivery is flawless
And u r hot!!
@@jalonmichelleneuman2532 Thank you!
Back when late night was entertaining and humourous.
Omg. Miss this bit so much. The restaurant ads always killed me
I love the stupid criminal bits.
Yep. Especially the Weddings headlines. Those were one of the best there was. Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
Back from when late night TV was actually worth watching. Thanks for posting!
Jay didn't get the Mark Twain Award for nothing.
Johnny Carson and Jay were the best.
What about Conan O'Brien? Craig Ferguson show? Letterman? Those were the days when I never,ever get bored listening and watching them. Listening to Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band used to be heard on the radio. In FM! Remember those wonderful days?😊
Not only are the headlines funny, but so is jay!!! He made one of the best talk show hosts. My favorite. 😀😀
I love this guy!!!!! hes funny!!¿!!0
Jay is a stellar example of someone with a well-honed, genuinely natural comedic talent. He was able to zero in on the comedy immediately, which few can actually do and sustain for decades without becoming cynical, vulgar or profane. A rare gift.
@@msr1116 Very well said!!!
@@sherryluce5780 😁
I used to like him too. But he was a jerk to Conan and I'll always be team CoCo because of it.
2004-2008 were the best years of the show!
45 minutes straight of headlines.. It's like I just won the lottery!!
I'M WATCHING THEM RIGHT NOW, LOL! A WHOLE PLETHORA OF THEM..
That's nothing. I found one that was over three hours long lol
When he does the weddings, it's priceless 🤣🤣 It's the Devine Ho wedding 😂😂
@@alexcarter6446 No need to brag
Oh,yeah! Especially @ 7:34 .
This is always funny when he does headlines! I miss his show.
This was last late night show that was worth watching. Said.
*sad
I never get tired of Jay Leno sharing funny headlines.
I've had a pretty depressing day up to this point, turned this on and all better :)
Me also! They crack me up every time!
One of the funniest headlines of Leno on the Tonight Show back in 2007..... @ 7:36 . Seventeen years ago to this day.... We're in 2024. February. It never fails to amaze me how people actually MAKE these proofreading mistakes constantly all the time!😅😅😅
Yeahhhhh! 😅 Especially @ 7:34 of the tongue twister missed mistake of that mishap. That was funy.😂😂😂. Stay away from the water. That Jack Daniels had wanted to earn the townspeople's drinking buddies living IN A VAN BY THE RIVER! 😅😅
@@tomservo75👍. You're not the only one. I remember back in the late nineteen nineties. I miss the good old days when people used to listen to it on the clock radio, without having to turn on the television. Whether I do feel down,am lonely, and need come company,I had always listened to Leno. Can't listen to Letterman on any other FM station. Can't do that anymore. I don't know if I could also listen to Conan O'Brien as well. I had thought I could. Those were good times Then to some infomercial. That's when I had always turn it off.
Johnny Carson & Jay Leno were by far the best hosts of the Tonight Show
Ya until Jimmy Fallon came along and ruined everything with non stop Left Wing propoganda, TDS, and political correctness
Late night 'comedy' today has become a left wing echo chamber. Its not even funny.
Oh yeah, I agree 100%. Letterman was good, too. But Johnny was, hands-down, the very best of the best. BAM, end of story! I used to like Stephan Colbert... until he took over after Letterman. Then when Trump was elected, OMG, Colbert is the chunky stuff in my vomit that makes me gag even more 🤮. I can not stand him. He is such an A#1 A$$WHOLE
Steve Allen was pure class.
Amen to that
"Fire destroys go-go bar and leaves four men homeless." LOL
The weddings always crack me up!
Will we ever forget Aiken-Johnson?
wang-holder
The White-Folks wedding with the black couple was the funniest.
Love Jay and he is really good to injured military vets, giving them cars to fit their injuries.
That was back when late night was funny. I sure miss those days. Johnny and Jay were the very best.
Jim Hall yup
This wasnt that long ago and Jay was NEVER funny
@@guitarplayer8918 Jon Benet Ramsey's family put their house up for sale. They had it listed as a 2 story house: their story and the cops story
@@guitarplayer8918Says you. Don't speak for everybody,bub.
I used to love Leno. He was hilarious. Loved the headlines bit. So hilarious
I wish Jay never retired, he was the best by far!!!!!!!!!!!!! I watched every show.
Easily the best.
He was ASKED to leave...they wanted Fallon to take over! They thought he was better...and yet it's Colbert who wins the emmys!
@@susanfortier1161 And which one is actually funnier than Jay? Neither. Not even close.
I didn't say they were funnier...and they aren't! But they can be funny!
@@susanfortier1161 I've seen interviews with all 3. Jay's the only one who seems truly humble and down to earth. I love that " Jay Leno's Garage " is doing so well.
I just bust a gut watching these...over and over. Thanks for sharing.
I'm watching this in 2021 and I'm laughing my ass off. Jay is so funny with his side comments that he comes up with every headline. He is still the funniest late night show ever. No one can touch him. No one. And he has a big heart. Just a great guy too.
He's hilarious and best friends with Jerry Seinfeld
Jay Leno was the best.
Jay Leno was the best.
@@nathankrush3289 Thanks for that little tidbit Natahn
I love all of these headlines! They are just so damn funny and hilarious!!!! Some making me laugh real hard - LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For those unaware, this is an actual "late night comedian"...unfortunately now extinct.
Sooo true
4:47 Howdy He said Hello... Yes...Jay's comments were icing on the cake. All now gone...
See him live. He's great!
I love watching his car tube show its cool .
👍👍
I love Jay's delivery and Kevin's laugh. Great duo!
So they have a game show called you bet your life and yeah Kevin still has his laugh and js so there’s still they’re the same as they’ve always been a great duo
Kevin is a DUD!
Best in late night. Jay Leno was awesome.., miss the laugher. Just not the same these days ...👏
I miss the old Conan show.
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You're obviously too young to remember Johnny Carson.
@@killacornislive3202 see
Nothing s as funny these days.
Oh, man. A good laugh is hard to find these days. Thanks for posting these. The good old days.
Yeah. Since Letterman. How about Conan O'Brien? The Ferguson show? (I forgot his first name ; was it Craig?) . I sure miss the days whenever the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight Show band,used to be also heard on the radio. In FM! Remember that? Those were the good old days.
Jay is Iconic.
Used to love to watch Monday headlines
He is, and still is, so good. I learnt to understand most of a spoken English because of Jay. God Bless you Jay!
I really miss Jay Leno. We could sure use his humor right now.
Ikr, love Jay
@@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 8
Jay Leno was one of the best of the last. Today you have a bunch of low I.Q. Idiotic morons thinking their funny. Pleaseee!!!
Could use his hosting talent too!
Daily wire just had truth yeller and he was featured for awhile
Jay Leno did "headlines" better than anybody else!
These two were the best...Period.
Is that a take on vaginal dryness?
Or Letterman. Or Conan O'Brien. Conesey O'Bannon. Cone Dog 'O Bannister. Conan 'O Bunsby. Coney 'O Brain. Conrad 'O Brian. 😅😅😅😅
I was just a lad when Jay Leno's were aired, looked forward to them every Monday night with my brothers.
I miss jay he (& kevin) were awesome & hilarious
Jay was amazing I used to watch him everytnight
I miss these soon much
I used to love this "headline" bit.
I used to love this. I send in one and it was read on the show. It was a quote from a free South Louisiana classified paper " thanks to the weekly, I sold my lower unit"
I love Jay!
Blast from the past! I used to stay up on Thursday (I'm not sure what night exactly( nights just for the headlines for a long time. Thanks to whoever put this together.
Monday.
@@waynemarvin5661 sure. Could've been that night. I'll have to take your word for it, cuz I only know FOR CERTAIN that it wasn't Saturday or Sunday nights. Beyond that, no certainty unless I Google it. Even then it would be questionable, who trusts Google that much? Not me
It was Monday nights . I always stayed up to watch ...
Monday night headlines….always my favorite night
Headlines was something that I always made sure to catch wether I was watching the whole show or not. It was the absolute funniest thing I ever saw on the show and I have to say that it is one of the funniest things ever on any show ever!!! Wish it was still happening and always will!!! Thank you so much for sharing theses!!! It made me day and hell my week 😊
I miss Jay. 😂🤣😂
Ever since Johnny Carson,I remember when Jay Leno himself, had appeared on his Tonight Show one time. In earlier times. Those were the days I could remember of me feeling better after watching and listening to them. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno.
When late Night comedy was actually FUNNY!
I needed a moment to catch my breath after that final wedding announcement bit. 😃😆😂🤣 😁👍
This was my favorite part of Leno. It still makes me laugh.
Especially @ 7:34 . That had one of the funniest things on Leno. Or @ 31:31 . Whine and Cheese party. Or @ 36:33
Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched the Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.
Conan never fit and Fallon is meh.
Leno didn't actually quit...he was asked to leave, so Fallen could take over! I like Fallen, but Leno was the best!!
I agree.
@@msr1116Conan O'Brien is okay. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Letterman had been funny,too. I don't care what anyone negatively thinks or says. Humor is humor,no matter who's the host.
We desperately need comedy in our lives.
Anytime I feel down, I can count on Jay and Kevin to instantly lift my spirits.
dobie gal I love how Kevin tosses in his two cents every so often
Dobie gal Me too! Oh and I love Dobermans as well. I had one when I was growing up.
Just don't try to drink your morning coffee, orange juice or any other liquid while watching!
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Love Kev’s laugh!!!!
Always a good line, too!
Touché. Kevin Eubanks sure had been the bandleader and part-time sidekick with Jay Leno any day.
I miss him on tv.
The last real and honest Tonight Show hosts who was not politically correct and genuinely funny..Love Leno.You don't see this talent today..
I love Jay -Headlines!
won't grow cocoons and make uncomfortable...well thank God for that!
Nice to see some of the old talk shows ,they don’t make them like they use to that’s for sure , nice and refreshing and actually funny 😂
Yes, when Jay quit the Tonight show, I quit TV. Can't sit through the current line up!!!
@@dorothyford6616Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Especially him doing Headlines.
Seventeen years ago since times had changed. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. I remember when I could just listen to it on the clock radio, back then in those days. Without having to turn on the TV. I also had watched David Letterman. Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson,and even Jimmy Kimmel. Even Jimmy *KIMMEL* could practically run circles around Fallon these days! If you tolerate handling through the fake sweetness,the airhead egos of what kind of celebrities we do have today. And the music! Ugh. I sure miss those days. Never again will somebody like Leno will ever appearing and being the host of any Tonight Show on any other channel.
The master of clean dirty humor. I used to look forward to the headlines segment. Bert was here ✌
I love jay Leno I miss him so much late night is not the same with out him miss you jay 💖💝💘💌💗💓💞💕💟❣❤
Same here
The wedding ones made me laugh so hard I cried
Those are great!
My absolute favorite headline ever was when Jay lost it, reading about potty golf!
THAT had been a classic back in those days. Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. It's kinda difficult to find a good old-fashioned humor these days,in this day and age. David Letterman was funny too. I'm not picky about anyone making dumb, stupid,and ignorant comments about other comedians other than Leno. No. I could watch whatever I wanted to watch. And simply have a good jolly belly laugh. Comedy is comedy,no matter who's the host. And what era they had come from. Especially Rodney Dangerfield. He certainly had been a good comedian in his day. I didn't care about others negatively had said or thought. The point is to enjoy humor. Cher once had called Letterman an a-hole,and Dave...good ol' Dave hadn't cared. To me,he had been a true comedy genius. So what if they couldn't handle it. Too bad. I had liked Leno.
Jay's headlines are funny, and ideal to watch during these times of the virus. I always liked Johnny Carson, then I watched the show when Jay took over.
Fallon just couldn't hold a candle to what Leno had done on his Tonight Show seventeen years ago.
His laugh is so infectious, makes me laugh just because he does. ……..peggy
And Kevin is totally funny too
No doubt..he's the class clown, just look and laugh. Trying to find his Zorro character..think it was Jay O? Nothing from a quick Google search.
Fallon couldn't hold a candle to Leno. Especially him doing Headlines.
I also like the fact that sometimes Jay segues headline ads into other headline ads it’s really funny.
I had not seen Jay's "Headlines" in years. I loved how he could find humor in everyday things. .. Wow what a difference between him and the current crop of mean-spirited foul-mouthed late night hosts. I know he loves his denim jeans and shirts on his "Jay Leno's Garage" but honestly, he looked great in a suit.
@Death Metal Sorry, no. He read a couple of mine over the years.
Haven't found late night tv worth watching since!
Who is foul mouthertoday
Who has a foul mouth on TV tday
Hes been doing headlines since the late. 70s . look at the interveiws on david letterman . there funnt .
The burrito in the trash can was hilarious. 😂😂😂
This used to be our favorite.... so happy to find these.... we laughed till we cried... I am sharing with all my giggle buddies.... thank you, subscribed...
Leno is still the best of the best. Got me through late-night sessions nursing a fussy baby late last century and early this century. Such a brilliant, funny guy.
As a 17 year old only recently discovering jay, we lost an art form, this is so much funnier than anything on tv
Yeah it's too bad so many newspapers have folded since this time in history...no pun intended.
Johnny Carson was the best
About 4:40 - that intrpreter joke is the best one I've heard in a long, long time. This was the kind of Tonight show I used to love. Thanks for posting.
Outstanding! LOL!
@9:01 that look Jay gives at times is just priceless.
I miss Jay Leno so much! He always made me laugh out loud. Stephen Colbert is a close second, but nobody does it for me like Jay. He was a classic.
Stephen Colbert is not even remotely close second to Jay
@@smdsoldering It's nice to know there's a kindred spirit out there who appreciated Jay as much as I did.
What did you think of Craig Ferguson?
@@punothebear Loved and miss Craig Ferguson.
@@rebekkad.2092 His sidekick Geof Peterson the skeleton was hilarious.
Great collection! Thank you! Jay’s too funny!
Always loved Jay Leno, especially the Headlines section. Thank you Super Channel.
31:35 ...I used to work at Dayton Daily News and used to live in Centerville...the whine and cheese is SO accurate!! 🤣🤣
I always enjoy Jay Leno
I miss this so much!
I like the "Privates of the Caribbean" and the "Barfaque Sauce" ones. LOL!
THANK YOU for posting!!! enjoy it very much !!!
Thanks for reminding us that Late Night TV really sucks now...
Your logic is stupid. Something being good doesn't determine something else being bad. That's like if you were eating a burger and said "This is why pizza sucks!" I don't like Fallon and co. either but your logic doesn't make sense.
agreed. the current lineup is sad. they are not even funny.
@@waterwind2266 You don't have a clue wtf logic is do you?
I love Colbert and Meyers and Kimmel.
@@waterwind2266 its’s a humorous perspective dumbazz
Funny guy! Watching from the Philippines.
See Walmart from your private deck- I lost it!!
LOL
Not gonna lie, I would totally eat a chili cheese and fries burrito.
Leno sets them up so well.
The wedding ones crack me up!
I was gargling at the end of brushing my teeth when I heard 7:41 I felt like I was being water- boarded and sprayed the whole bathroom mirror 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Why have do we public schools?" had been some unwittingly witty, iconic,and funny all the same time. Whoever had printed that,had deserved to win a Nobel Peace Prize. 😅👍
I watch Jay on KZhead all the time but God do I miss him on TV.
He's hosting the new You Bet Your Life.
Back when The Tonight Show was funny.
that new guy should read these comments can't you just feel the love flowing these words it's like a valentine for satan
Yup. Fallon sucks.
@@keithhyttinen8275 fallen doesn't suck...just not as funny!!
Pure gold ! Jay was awsum ..wud b hilarious if he did a show now 😁
That was my fave part of Jay's show!
Well, he actually does two. He has Jay Leno's Garage on YT every Sunday night, and his CNBC version of JLG. Of course, if you have no interest in cars or motorcycles, your mileage, and interest, may vary. His YT show has hundreds of episodes online any time you want to see them, kzhead.info/tools/QMELFlXQL38KPm8kM-4Adg.html No Headlines though. Here's a compilation of the top 5 cars from his CNBC version of the show, kzhead.info/sun/Z62dka1uroKnhZ8/bejne.html Guy Fieri & Jeff Dunham, no extra charge.
@@ClayLoomis1958 wow din knw ! will surely check em out. Thnks fr tha tip 👍🙏
If you worked in journalism, advertising or printing and spelled awesome and would that way you’d end up in one of these.
24:16 I remember seeing this one on TV back in the day, it affected me so profoundly, I even had it as my MSN Messenger status for ages.
Forgot how funny this was
We need a Leno more than ever now.
Does Jimmy Fallon *ever* do something like this on his Tonight Show nowdays on NBC? Fallon couldn't hold a candle to what Jay Leno had done in his then-present career on the Tonight Show seventeen years ago. Wow!
jay come back for one more show
Glad Jay's coming back to TV to host "You Bet Your Life".
11 months later.....no You Bet You're Life. Hmm.
He is no Groucho
Jay's comments are so good. Does he read the news ahead to rehearse a funny line? These lines cannot be spontaneous?
You know what kiddies , they should make a 365 day calendar full of Jay Leno’s Headlines every year. Wouldn’t that be the best❗️😜 It should also come well equipped with the drawings of circles , arrows pointing , underlining ,and highlighted areas just like the writers of Jay Leno’s headlines would of done so you can see the explanation of the funny headlines.
I would definently purchase one for myself. And more for Christmas gifts!!!
I'd buy that
Don't quit your day job.
That’s probably not legally feasible. They’d have to look up and make deals with the 365 writers.