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I’m 39 years old, I used to love watching *headlines* on a Monday night. 😂❤ *Nostalgia* ❤❤
@CharTheBeauty7 ай бұрын
Back when the world still made sense
@garyschultz77686 ай бұрын
Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.
@billbergendahl29112 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Jimmy Fallon doesn't even hold a candle to Jay Leno's headlines. But to be fair, Jimmy was funny with the musical impressions segments.
@TheSoleProprietor2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Fallon just isn't in the same class or calibur as Leno. I have never watched any one of his shows. Ever since the very first day Fallon had started. Having the Roots as his musical Tonight Show band wasn't, however,a bad choice. Nothing compared to having Chevy Chase as the TV emcee of his own Tonight Show. Having Sheila Easton as his sidekick? Historically,those were really the worst time EVER in television history.
@Randytherumbler3 ай бұрын
Absolutely, but Jay didn’t quit. He was forced out by young idiot executives who thought they knew better.
@bobsacamanojr93823 ай бұрын
I haven't watched ANY late night since he quit.
@leecowell8165Ай бұрын
Oh, the days when late night comedians were actually funny
@completecharleston71422 жыл бұрын
Now they angrily rant about politics. I'm not from America. Just want the jokes.
@Dennis-555 Жыл бұрын
@@Dennis-555 I think a lot of Americans just want the jokes, too.
@geoculus5606 Жыл бұрын
@@geoculus5606 bring back the jokes, or more Norm repeats.
@Dennis-555 Жыл бұрын
And not liberal hacks 🤢🤮
@J.R.__ Жыл бұрын
The late late show with James Corden is actually great because of the banter he has with the crew and band. Otherwise I mostly agree. Colbert has a few good lines from his writers now and again, but its too polished, needs some improvising.
@Seldomane Жыл бұрын
It sucks to realize how many headlines we missed out on since Jay retired.
@alann5003 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the headlines he'd have? Oh my god I'd fall over laughing.
@matthewdickson2499 Жыл бұрын
What I liked about these Headlines was how real they were, just funny human errors, and Jay's little quips about it. But that said, why is it that nobody else, not even some KZheadr can show funny headlines anymore? I would hope Jay Leno doesn't somehow hold a all media copyright to anybody else showing real headlines and making a few jokes about it. That would be like not being able to make reaction videos because it was done by Late Night hosts as well.
@coolioso8085 ай бұрын
Jimmy Fallon just isn't the same as Jay Leno. Sure,he can be funny and chrismatic,but he's not just not in the same class or calibur as Leno ever was. I've never had watched any of his shows on The Tonight Show nowdays. It just wouldn't be the same.
@Randytherumbler3 ай бұрын
Back before the world went crazy
@jeffcurtis52653 жыл бұрын
Yup. Anglo Saxons aren't getting favored in society 100% anymore. Just horrible, and totally unfair. Remember back in 1988 when 78 of General Motors top 100 executives were named Smith, Johnson, and Wilson. Just awful.
@keithhyttinen8275 Жыл бұрын
I miss the old days carson Leno letterman men of substance who really made you laugh …… don’t think I’ll ever see those days again.
@cynthiahusband10613 күн бұрын
And here we are, November 5 2020, watching Headlines because the past was better than the present and the future looks dimmed.
@prefeitobear92093 жыл бұрын
I’m still watching in 2023….
@jerrytaliercio90879 ай бұрын
And I'm just enjoying the reruns of what Leno had done. "Headlines" and him presenting the weddings sure had been funny as heck. 😂😅😅 We're in 2024 of March.
@Randytherumbler2 ай бұрын
Ah, Jay and Conan. Back when NBC late night TV was actually worth watching.
@JayByrd832 жыл бұрын
👍. Yep. And just watching reruns of nostalgia overload of Jay Leno, David Letterman,and Conan O'Brien really being the 🌞 where it's needed. And watching them over and over again,makes me feel like being in the past. Time travelling in the past.... And ❤-ing every minute of it. Wondering where *did* the good times go,when we're having fun watching shows like that.. And remembering a time when celebrities just wanted to entertain us
@Randytherumbler3 ай бұрын
Back when ANY TV was worth watching...
@leecowell8165Ай бұрын
I love his tone when he yells - "Police blotter!"
@kreativepulp87602 жыл бұрын
I love and miss watching old shows from the past, it gives me a cheerful day.
@robertjauron70272 жыл бұрын
I use to look forward to Monday nights. This stuff never gets old!!
@marieanderson59893 жыл бұрын
just, thank you.. Love headlines & these are wonderful memories .. laughing to lighten lifes crapola...
@lindaspano61283 жыл бұрын
Jay, I’m old and don’t feel good, but I enjoy Jay, thank you!🦊💝
@barbaraconnett50572 жыл бұрын
Yes I love jay leno and I miss him he was so funny and I loved his headlines
@johnsnider35332 жыл бұрын
@@johnsnider3533Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle 🕯️ to what Leno, Letterman,Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson had done.
@Randytherumbler2 ай бұрын
Didn’t realize how much I missed this. Jay Leno was my favourite late night host.
@webbers4life1464 жыл бұрын
I love Jay. He's got some good ones there.
@jthoen612 жыл бұрын
Love these so much! Miss Jay and Kevin!
@pdbordelon2 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Jay and then go to bed! That was always a good time and a wonderful way to end my day! I miss those times..
@erickus364 жыл бұрын
Headlines was the reason I negotiated with my mom to change my bedtime.
@gimbobjenkins4054 жыл бұрын
@@gimbobjenkins405 for me it was the monologue. 10-15 mins of rapid-fire jokes that touched upon the days news. Thats why I preferred lenos tonight show over Conan and letterman at the time. Went to bed late every night on school days, miss those times
@rickgrewal22323 жыл бұрын
@@rickgrewal2232 True, that was my opening offer and got negotiated down to headlines on Monday.
@gimbobjenkins4053 жыл бұрын
5 year old me barely understand the jokes but cackled every time.
@brendansunra3 жыл бұрын
Big facts!!
@miguelrusate48493 жыл бұрын
Used to watch Headlines every Monday on the Tonight Show and I would get a good laugh out of them. Another enjoyable one to watch was "Things We Found on Ebay" plus "Things We Found At The 99 Cent Store."
@scottvanhille56882 жыл бұрын
my favorite part is when jay laughs to himself before reading it
@yellowtents Жыл бұрын
These compilations are almost as good as antidepressants. My face hurts from laughing so much.
@angel_existential2 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm there's people like me 😂🤣
@williamorich75315 ай бұрын
I miss Jay! I don't laugh easily, but when I do it's Jay reading the Headlines! Thanks so much, Jay!
@sandra.j.g.thompson92682 жыл бұрын
I always loved when he would connect two headlines together.
@joseph_b3193 жыл бұрын
These bring back such good memories. My dad and I ALWAYS watched these together before he passed away 😢/😌/😣/😊/😩
@mrs.dr.spencerreid39924 жыл бұрын
me too!!!
@normancooney53743 жыл бұрын
want company????
@normancooney53743 жыл бұрын
Norman Cooney - What state are you from ?
@mrs.dr.spencerreid39923 жыл бұрын
@@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 Ohio
@normancooney53743 жыл бұрын
Your Dad and all the happiness and love you shared will live forever in your heart. My wife is gone six years as of this morning. I miss my Dad and Mom every day, and I’m 64 years old. All the wonderful things they gave me I’m now giving to my little grandson. All I can hope is when I’m gone he gives to his children what I gave him... and my parent’s love will live on.
@jpetes90463 жыл бұрын
I'm almost binge watching these!
@itiswhatitaintanditaintwha14272 жыл бұрын
A neighbor wrote the editor complaining complaining that my stepmoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom window watching him shave.he moved away after a month.
@stevehartman17306 ай бұрын
I do miss falling asleep to your voice Jay 💕🙏🏻🌹
@wendyschmidt43394 жыл бұрын
I was born in '89 and omg, I fell asleep to Jay almost every night while in hs.
@Catholicophobia2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to these being uploaded to KZhead, I can still fall asleep to Jay's voice.😴
@ashleyworden18872 жыл бұрын
Loved Leno. I quit late night when he left. The only good thing about these new late night fools is turning them off.
@stevenance48443 жыл бұрын
The smiling dog and the "ass chewing starts fight" are a couple of my favorites!
@Red-rl1xx3 жыл бұрын
Good, wholesome laughs, back when the world didn't suck.
@HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP2 жыл бұрын
Wait, the world didn't suck in 2008? During the Recession? 😅
@edwardgaines6561 Жыл бұрын
@@edwardgaines6561 still better than the last few years
@DeltaFRFX Жыл бұрын
these will never ever get old .
@bobbob-wf8ho2 жыл бұрын
Never get old? Comedy ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!
@edwardgaines6561 Жыл бұрын
His laughters is contagious
@zokitchvlog Жыл бұрын
Very true! But at least a few of them would no longer be able to be shown these days. People will find a way to be offended and become outraged.
@mayorb3366 Жыл бұрын
Every time I watch Jay Leno, I laugh til I cry.
@t-bonena36092 жыл бұрын
What a difference a typo or wrong letter makes. Even his facial expressions are hilarious.
@marthavillanueva55052 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno just looks like a funny guy. And he's still hilarious.
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno... Great entertainer! Great humor!
@WalterJoergLangbein2 жыл бұрын
Always loved this segment. I really liked when he read the Police Blotters and did the voice for it.
@njmcw1264 жыл бұрын
Especially in Weddings. That had been funny as hell. 😅😅
@Randytherumbler2 ай бұрын
I miss Jay, Kevin, Johnny, Ed, and Doc.
@dawoool4 жыл бұрын
i also miss them. But, of that group, johnny Carson is the best.
@ronheydon1173 жыл бұрын
I havent watched late night since Jay quit.
@billdemarce17892 жыл бұрын
@@billdemarce1789 unfortunately, they let Jay go
@billmers32192 жыл бұрын
@@billdemarce1789 Those were the days
@michaelsalisbury14772 жыл бұрын
@@ronheydon117 WAS the best he's dead now.
@michaelsalisbury14772 жыл бұрын
Not a lot of people think about this, but doesn't Jay Leno just look like a funny guy? He's the best.
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
Kevin's laugh is contagious 😆
@rafaelcisneros562 Жыл бұрын
Life is better when you laugh!
@matttherrien96083 жыл бұрын
I love to see Jay laugh....he is really sharing his sense of humor with us...his reactions are as funny as the items he shows!!
@alanmcneill2407 Жыл бұрын
I miss him so much! He was the best on late night. No one else has come close since.
@mshappyapple86633 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Did you he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld?
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
Noone comes close.
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
If you like cars, watch Jay Leno's Garage. Every week a new vid.
@savage22bolt322 жыл бұрын
@@nathankrush3289 He stayed off politics in any serious way. You can't guess his personal politics, same with Seinfeld, which in Hollywood is code for Republican.
@FRAME5RS2 жыл бұрын
@@FRAME5RS Jay was politically neutral, he mocked both. I do remember it was on his show that I first heard the term "undocumented democrats" when referring to illegals.
@richardpatrick2852 Жыл бұрын
When I worked at Home Depot as a stock person, I was putting up trailer hitches & one box read "2 inch shaft with 3 balls". I just had to share this with co-workers & we all had a good laugh. The thing is, this was an actual product description & not a misprint.
@danhutson34602 жыл бұрын
thats hilarious you shoulda sent that in!
@leecowell81652 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@williamorich75313 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one who recorded Headlines every Monday night. One of these days I've got to put my own collection on DVD.
@gspendlove3 жыл бұрын
Yes please!!! I'd watch all of them.
@Havok2593 жыл бұрын
Those were the days
@billmers32192 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel better at work. His delivery was ALWAYS on point. I love Leno
@KVWilson212 жыл бұрын
He was the best .
@nathankrush32892 жыл бұрын
The fact that all of these are real newspaper ads is amazing. I'm glad someone saved this because this was Jay's best tonight show piece.
@wpcampbell4914 жыл бұрын
When I was a little kid, I would sneak out of my bedroom after my parents went to sleep for the sole purpose of watching these headlines.
@heatherchristie60152 жыл бұрын
I did the same with Johnny Carson. On school nights, if there was a comedian on Johnny, I would stay up and sneak down the hall to listen and/or watch them. 😏 fun memories
@karensheline69588 ай бұрын
Put Jay Leno back on his own nightly show again!!! It's just not the same without him. You know? Real comedy again.
@lilmerc0072 жыл бұрын
He's not degenerate enough for the media companies now.
@mstrikesback1682 жыл бұрын
Agree 200%
@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz92 жыл бұрын
It ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!
@edwardgaines6561 Жыл бұрын
they won't bring him back because comedy doesn't fit their agenda
@robaxl3088 Жыл бұрын
@@robaxl3088 And a conspiracy theory Republicon idiot goes to the "big bad librul media" lie again.
@randallbolt9193 Жыл бұрын
good to reminisce. over 10 yrs now
@randomoverpopulatedworldid32864 жыл бұрын
Who can remember when celebrity's just wanted to entertain us?
@eveglead19132 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as compared to offending us.
@drifterman3192 жыл бұрын
I don’t know. Walt Disney?
@waltmccarthy9837 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, instead of preaching and talking down to us.
@edwardgaines6561 Жыл бұрын
@@waltmccarthy9837 Walt was a control freak Fascist.
@michaelcelani8325 Жыл бұрын
......celebritIES.......
@sharcrum Жыл бұрын
Thanks!! Back when late night T V was really, REALLY, funny!!
@boxcarwillie1674 жыл бұрын
Leno sucked.
@soitsanightmare3 жыл бұрын
I SAW HIM IN THE 80'S, AT VARIOUS TIMES ,LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME, LOL!
@richardhamblen55263 жыл бұрын
The Headlines were funny anyway but Jay's delivery made them really hilarious.
@John_Fugazzi4 жыл бұрын
John Fugazzi - I concur ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@mrs.dr.spencerreid39924 жыл бұрын
Leno is the reason they're funny
@bradleyuppercrustiii98353 жыл бұрын
BRADLEY UPPERCRUST III - I completely concur ‼️‼️
@mrs.dr.spencerreid39923 жыл бұрын
Some of my earliest memories as a kid are of my dad and I watching headlines. Apparently when my mom was pregnant I would kick when the headlines segment started. Guess I’ve been a fan since before I was born!
@balletboy943 жыл бұрын
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@michaelboyle16142 жыл бұрын
Sooo.. I assume your like 12?
@Fatherofheroesandheroines2 жыл бұрын
Jay, loved your humor and miss you.
@sandywheeze35054 жыл бұрын
If you miss Jay just watch Jay Lenos Garage on KZhead.
@mrk10754 жыл бұрын
@@mrk1075 Or go to one of his standup shows. He still does comedy.
@stefanfrankel81572 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno - best late-night host
@luxpursuits Жыл бұрын
Used to make it a point to catch the monologue and headlines then go back out. Miss them days
@ironhawk294 жыл бұрын
Right!!
@jrambo74952 жыл бұрын
Lol. Me to, i always called their monologue the epilogue.
@garystoltz5732 жыл бұрын
I loved the tonight show with Jay Leno followed by Conan. That was a great time to be a teenager. Golden times
@chineserocks77 Жыл бұрын
I had to pause it after the "smiling dog" police report. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
@jasonb70892 жыл бұрын
breaking and entertaining ... classic !
@leftfieldparlays29463 жыл бұрын
I laughed like a crazed person. Only Jay Leno can deliver Headlines in such a way that every second words are funny
@rinsedpie4 жыл бұрын
I think Johnny could have done it too. They were both part of a vanishing breed. Solid humor on everyday life. And not PC tainted.
@ivanleterror91583 жыл бұрын
@@ivanleterror9158 Carson always managed to show a deadpan face; hard act to follow
@rinsedpie3 жыл бұрын
@@rinsedpie I've worked in the studios and done some extra work in L.A. Most actors will tell you that they hold those who master humor the highest among themselves. And deadpan is no exception.
@ivanleterror91583 жыл бұрын
@@ivanleterror9158 absolutely. Missing those nights in the 90s and 2000s when late night shows were the highlights of TV Guides.
@rinsedpie3 жыл бұрын
Todays Tonight Show is really awful! Johnny and Jay were both great but the current host is not funny at all.
@busman72282 жыл бұрын
I miss this era
@theashdey93833 жыл бұрын
This was on of my favorite bits of his.
@tjmctube4 жыл бұрын
My favorite.
@Frankybroadcast4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Carson did it as well.
@NEEDCheese3 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay Leno
@mischaoliver99444 жыл бұрын
Jay puts all current late night host to shame. He could crash the ratings if he came back on at same time. Wouldn’t that be hilarious
@davidsonlankford11683 жыл бұрын
What makes these segments work is Jay's added commentary. I laugh my ass off.
@austinteutsch4 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!
@richardhamblen55263 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!
@richardhamblen55262 жыл бұрын
I think his interactions with Kevin make it work too; makes ya feel like your hanging and laughing with your friends.
@Seattlekid82 жыл бұрын
@@Seattlekid8 True. And sometimes, Kevin gets one in that cracks everyone up.
@austinteutsch Жыл бұрын
@@Seattlekid8in
@DianneDempsey4 ай бұрын
I so miss these! I looked forward to them every Monday night!
@sherrisRN Жыл бұрын
I love watching these clips I'm sleeping in my car working 7 days a week trying to start a business while I work for Uber Eats so I'm saving up money to get a place to live after I had to go to the apartment the pandemic is not something I expected but I may still make it
@biodigitaljazz58143 жыл бұрын
I really hope everything turned out well for you. During these stressful times the headlines help us deal with it all.
@shirleyrombough81733 жыл бұрын
I miss watching him @ 11:35 pm. Monday nites were my favorite. Monday nite headlines.
@cindygarcia49513 жыл бұрын
Love the one about the cake from Wal-Mart...
@ssweeps3 жыл бұрын
Under neat :D
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT3 жыл бұрын
At least we got the Cake Wrecks blog out of that mistake!
@Imamonarchist2 жыл бұрын
I believe he does this every Mondays back then. Always looking forward to this as well as his monologues. I always thought he is the best late night host then when it comes to monologues.
@llydrsn Жыл бұрын
1:06 - "Toilet seat with hand shower, why would you want that?" Fast-forward 12 years and the stores are out of toilet paper xD
@FtanmoOfEtheirys3 жыл бұрын
These are common in Asia. Some are used for people to clean themselves, while others are used in old septic-tank toilets to spray anything that doesn't fall down the drain by itself.
@catnewskawai93673 ай бұрын
@@catnewskawai9367 It's called a bidet lol, and I have one. What I said was a joke lol
@FtanmoOfEtheirys3 ай бұрын
His commentary about the headlines is also hilarious
@brandi28832 жыл бұрын
This was always my favorite segment of all time, so funny. Now harder to come by cause printed media is almost extinct
@hsintien6254 жыл бұрын
Here in late 2023, as a fan of Jay’s garage show I found this, and found it one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages.
@charlesflint90485 ай бұрын
I made sure I was always in front of the TV set at "Headlines", time !
@Lance27733 жыл бұрын
Jay always made me laugh.
@judyvalencia32573 жыл бұрын
When I was young for some reason I enjoyed when he threw the cards off his desk ... not sure why lol
@miked9184 жыл бұрын
Headlines always made Mondays worth looking for. I would recall some of the hilarious punchlines during the remainder of the workweek. Thanks for the laughs, Jay. I miss you, buddy!
@happytappyslappy3 жыл бұрын
You don't have to look for Mondays. If you get to Sunday, just be a little patient.
@hijodelaisla2752 жыл бұрын
I usually always watch Jay Leno's Headlines before going to work. They put me in a great, wonderful, and upbeat mood. :o)
@specialk92244 жыл бұрын
yeah now-a-days late night is all silly boys, kiss-ups, and political ranting
@tycobb25803 жыл бұрын
I bet that Special K also gets you in a good mood
@Catholicophobia2 жыл бұрын
I'm with you buddy , Puts a smile on my face
@gerrypeterson86042 жыл бұрын
Me too!!
@TheFullmetalj2 жыл бұрын
My favorite segment...always so funny
@rclendening4 жыл бұрын
The headlines and Jaywalking were both hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson, but I watched Jay's take-over of the show. God, I remember Jay during the late 1970s, when he had dark hair and was a standup comedian. He also did a few TV ads in the 1980s.
@michellepost52324 жыл бұрын
I SAW HIM TOO, MICHELLE POST..I WAS THINKING 80'S, BUT IT WAS LATE 70'S, AFTER I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL..ALWAYS HILARIOUS!
@richardhamblen55263 жыл бұрын
Isawhim in a club in the ninties he was great
@michaelsalisbury14772 жыл бұрын
@@richardhamblen5526 Issaw him in eclub in Hermosa Beach in the ninties he was great then too
@michaelsalisbury14772 жыл бұрын
Isaw him guest host in early 1990
@michaelsalisbury14772 жыл бұрын
I went to NBC studio in early 1990 to see him guest host.he was great then too
@michaelsalisbury14772 жыл бұрын
OMG Jay was a master
@tycobb25803 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy you so much Jay thank you!
@barbaraconnett50572 жыл бұрын
I miss Johnny and Jay. When Tonight Show was actually funny!
@Beobout63 жыл бұрын
YES! Not so much now. The TRAINED MONKEYS just do the bidding for the DEMONcRAT 'party'. THe first 10 to 15 minutes are all about TRUMP DUMPING!
@user-eh5gj1hx9z Жыл бұрын
Recorded every Monday night just for this still makes me laugh
@jeffmohr83664 жыл бұрын
Jeff Mohr recorded on a vcr no less I bet!
@silverzales19803 жыл бұрын
@@silverzales1980 me too!!!!
@joseph_b3193 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking the time to put this video together. I enjoyed it very much and I know everyone else did.😀
@clairepatton68804 жыл бұрын
I love Kevin’s laugh.
@markproulx14723 жыл бұрын
The good ole days.
@childofthelight90713 жыл бұрын
Jay was great with this regular segment.
@drricksjoquist43583 жыл бұрын
headlines was always my favorite thing on late night shows
@holden_tld3 жыл бұрын
Small town cops and the dog... I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣 25:25
@timg20882 жыл бұрын
The very first one killed me right there. So did the mime one 🤣🤣
@alexcarter64463 жыл бұрын
Was the only good thing about Monday was you looking forward to headlines.
@Tumbleweed-vh4pt3 жыл бұрын
Nothing, NOTHING is as good as Headlines to make me feel happy. Guaranteed amusement.
@tomtke7351 Жыл бұрын
I needed this today ,it's been stressful !!!!😣
@mississippimud70464 жыл бұрын
Keep smiling, love your pie!
@pfflyer33813 жыл бұрын
I always loved this segment! Had the books that came out of this too. Would love to see this made into a web series or at least archived online somewhere. Jay's delivery made these funny headlines even funnier. He had a gift for doing that. He could make this a network special.
@jenniferpruitt65342 жыл бұрын
Ima Hogg was a Houston socialite and philanthropist. Unfortunate name for a very influential woman
@ddylla854 жыл бұрын
Man, compare this to what we have today. I miss comedy.
@LawnDartsRAwesome2 жыл бұрын
I started watching next thing I knew it was 4 hours later. So funny.
@marythomson79314 жыл бұрын
Same here. I didnt realize it was 4 hours later until my 4 hr reminder popped up. Lol
@williamcassidy70084 жыл бұрын
Mary Your too cool. You spaced for 4 hrs on a 58 min video.lol That's like me on the freeway. Going 45!!! Bwahaha
@everettsykes17744 жыл бұрын
@@everettsykes1774 you know what I meant but yes maybe I belong on the list. 🤣🇨🇦 (Watched the 4 or 5 episodes)
@marythomson79313 жыл бұрын
Second segment is FIRE. Couldn't do half of it on TV just 15 short years later. Sad.
@MoreBuffMoreMuff Жыл бұрын
Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again! 79
@micahcooper45053 жыл бұрын
So wonderful to watch these. They give me a laugh when I really need one. Thanks!
@brianschwartz3603 жыл бұрын
Me too
@michaelsalisbury14772 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading this was hilarious! Back when late night was funny!
I’m 39 years old, I used to love watching *headlines* on a Monday night. 😂❤ *Nostalgia* ❤❤
Back when the world still made sense
Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.
Yeah. Jimmy Fallon doesn't even hold a candle to Jay Leno's headlines. But to be fair, Jimmy was funny with the musical impressions segments.
Jimmy Fallon just isn't in the same class or calibur as Leno. I have never watched any one of his shows. Ever since the very first day Fallon had started. Having the Roots as his musical Tonight Show band wasn't, however,a bad choice. Nothing compared to having Chevy Chase as the TV emcee of his own Tonight Show. Having Sheila Easton as his sidekick? Historically,those were really the worst time EVER in television history.
Absolutely, but Jay didn’t quit. He was forced out by young idiot executives who thought they knew better.
I haven't watched ANY late night since he quit.
Oh, the days when late night comedians were actually funny
Now they angrily rant about politics. I'm not from America. Just want the jokes.
@@Dennis-555 I think a lot of Americans just want the jokes, too.
@@geoculus5606 bring back the jokes, or more Norm repeats.
And not liberal hacks 🤢🤮
The late late show with James Corden is actually great because of the banter he has with the crew and band. Otherwise I mostly agree. Colbert has a few good lines from his writers now and again, but its too polished, needs some improvising.
It sucks to realize how many headlines we missed out on since Jay retired.
Can you imagine the headlines he'd have? Oh my god I'd fall over laughing.
What I liked about these Headlines was how real they were, just funny human errors, and Jay's little quips about it. But that said, why is it that nobody else, not even some KZheadr can show funny headlines anymore? I would hope Jay Leno doesn't somehow hold a all media copyright to anybody else showing real headlines and making a few jokes about it. That would be like not being able to make reaction videos because it was done by Late Night hosts as well.
Jimmy Fallon just isn't the same as Jay Leno. Sure,he can be funny and chrismatic,but he's not just not in the same class or calibur as Leno ever was. I've never had watched any of his shows on The Tonight Show nowdays. It just wouldn't be the same.
Back before the world went crazy
Yup. Anglo Saxons aren't getting favored in society 100% anymore. Just horrible, and totally unfair. Remember back in 1988 when 78 of General Motors top 100 executives were named Smith, Johnson, and Wilson. Just awful.
I miss the old days carson Leno letterman men of substance who really made you laugh …… don’t think I’ll ever see those days again.
And here we are, November 5 2020, watching Headlines because the past was better than the present and the future looks dimmed.
I’m still watching in 2023….
And I'm just enjoying the reruns of what Leno had done. "Headlines" and him presenting the weddings sure had been funny as heck. 😂😅😅 We're in 2024 of March.
Ah, Jay and Conan. Back when NBC late night TV was actually worth watching.
👍. Yep. And just watching reruns of nostalgia overload of Jay Leno, David Letterman,and Conan O'Brien really being the 🌞 where it's needed. And watching them over and over again,makes me feel like being in the past. Time travelling in the past.... And ❤-ing every minute of it. Wondering where *did* the good times go,when we're having fun watching shows like that.. And remembering a time when celebrities just wanted to entertain us
Back when ANY TV was worth watching...
I love his tone when he yells - "Police blotter!"
I love and miss watching old shows from the past, it gives me a cheerful day.
I use to look forward to Monday nights. This stuff never gets old!!
just, thank you.. Love headlines & these are wonderful memories .. laughing to lighten lifes crapola...
Jay, I’m old and don’t feel good, but I enjoy Jay, thank you!🦊💝
Yes I love jay leno and I miss him he was so funny and I loved his headlines
@@johnsnider3533Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle 🕯️ to what Leno, Letterman,Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson had done.
Didn’t realize how much I missed this. Jay Leno was my favourite late night host.
I love Jay. He's got some good ones there.
Love these so much! Miss Jay and Kevin!
I used to watch Jay and then go to bed! That was always a good time and a wonderful way to end my day! I miss those times..
Headlines was the reason I negotiated with my mom to change my bedtime.
@@gimbobjenkins405 for me it was the monologue. 10-15 mins of rapid-fire jokes that touched upon the days news. Thats why I preferred lenos tonight show over Conan and letterman at the time. Went to bed late every night on school days, miss those times
@@rickgrewal2232 True, that was my opening offer and got negotiated down to headlines on Monday.
5 year old me barely understand the jokes but cackled every time.
Big facts!!
Used to watch Headlines every Monday on the Tonight Show and I would get a good laugh out of them. Another enjoyable one to watch was "Things We Found on Ebay" plus "Things We Found At The 99 Cent Store."
my favorite part is when jay laughs to himself before reading it
These compilations are almost as good as antidepressants. My face hurts from laughing so much.
Glad I'm there's people like me 😂🤣
I miss Jay! I don't laugh easily, but when I do it's Jay reading the Headlines! Thanks so much, Jay!
I always loved when he would connect two headlines together.
These bring back such good memories. My dad and I ALWAYS watched these together before he passed away 😢/😌/😣/😊/😩
me too!!!
want company????
Norman Cooney - What state are you from ?
@@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 Ohio
Your Dad and all the happiness and love you shared will live forever in your heart. My wife is gone six years as of this morning. I miss my Dad and Mom every day, and I’m 64 years old. All the wonderful things they gave me I’m now giving to my little grandson. All I can hope is when I’m gone he gives to his children what I gave him... and my parent’s love will live on.
I'm almost binge watching these!
A neighbor wrote the editor complaining complaining that my stepmoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom window watching him shave.he moved away after a month.
I do miss falling asleep to your voice Jay 💕🙏🏻🌹
I was born in '89 and omg, I fell asleep to Jay almost every night while in hs.
Thanks to these being uploaded to KZhead, I can still fall asleep to Jay's voice.😴
Loved Leno. I quit late night when he left. The only good thing about these new late night fools is turning them off.
The smiling dog and the "ass chewing starts fight" are a couple of my favorites!
Good, wholesome laughs, back when the world didn't suck.
Wait, the world didn't suck in 2008? During the Recession? 😅
@@edwardgaines6561 still better than the last few years
these will never ever get old .
Never get old? Comedy ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!
His laughters is contagious
Very true! But at least a few of them would no longer be able to be shown these days. People will find a way to be offended and become outraged.
Every time I watch Jay Leno, I laugh til I cry.
What a difference a typo or wrong letter makes. Even his facial expressions are hilarious.
Jay Leno just looks like a funny guy. And he's still hilarious.
Jay Leno... Great entertainer! Great humor!
Always loved this segment. I really liked when he read the Police Blotters and did the voice for it.
Especially in Weddings. That had been funny as hell. 😅😅
I miss Jay, Kevin, Johnny, Ed, and Doc.
i also miss them. But, of that group, johnny Carson is the best.
I havent watched late night since Jay quit.
@@billdemarce1789 unfortunately, they let Jay go
@@billdemarce1789 Those were the days
@@ronheydon117 WAS the best he's dead now.
Not a lot of people think about this, but doesn't Jay Leno just look like a funny guy? He's the best.
Kevin's laugh is contagious 😆
Life is better when you laugh!
I love to see Jay laugh....he is really sharing his sense of humor with us...his reactions are as funny as the items he shows!!
I miss him so much! He was the best on late night. No one else has come close since.
Agreed. Did you he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld?
Noone comes close.
If you like cars, watch Jay Leno's Garage. Every week a new vid.
@@nathankrush3289 He stayed off politics in any serious way. You can't guess his personal politics, same with Seinfeld, which in Hollywood is code for Republican.
@@FRAME5RS Jay was politically neutral, he mocked both. I do remember it was on his show that I first heard the term "undocumented democrats" when referring to illegals.
When I worked at Home Depot as a stock person, I was putting up trailer hitches & one box read "2 inch shaft with 3 balls". I just had to share this with co-workers & we all had a good laugh. The thing is, this was an actual product description & not a misprint.
thats hilarious you shoulda sent that in!
😂😂
I thought I was the only one who recorded Headlines every Monday night. One of these days I've got to put my own collection on DVD.
Yes please!!! I'd watch all of them.
Those were the days
This makes me feel better at work. His delivery was ALWAYS on point. I love Leno
He was the best .
The fact that all of these are real newspaper ads is amazing. I'm glad someone saved this because this was Jay's best tonight show piece.
When I was a little kid, I would sneak out of my bedroom after my parents went to sleep for the sole purpose of watching these headlines.
I did the same with Johnny Carson. On school nights, if there was a comedian on Johnny, I would stay up and sneak down the hall to listen and/or watch them. 😏 fun memories
Put Jay Leno back on his own nightly show again!!! It's just not the same without him. You know? Real comedy again.
He's not degenerate enough for the media companies now.
Agree 200%
It ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!
they won't bring him back because comedy doesn't fit their agenda
@@robaxl3088 And a conspiracy theory Republicon idiot goes to the "big bad librul media" lie again.
good to reminisce. over 10 yrs now
Who can remember when celebrity's just wanted to entertain us?
Yeah, as compared to offending us.
I don’t know. Walt Disney?
Yeah, instead of preaching and talking down to us.
@@waltmccarthy9837 Walt was a control freak Fascist.
......celebritIES.......
Thanks!! Back when late night T V was really, REALLY, funny!!
Leno sucked.
I SAW HIM IN THE 80'S, AT VARIOUS TIMES ,LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME, LOL!
The Headlines were funny anyway but Jay's delivery made them really hilarious.
John Fugazzi - I concur ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Leno is the reason they're funny
BRADLEY UPPERCRUST III - I completely concur ‼️‼️
Some of my earliest memories as a kid are of my dad and I watching headlines. Apparently when my mom was pregnant I would kick when the headlines segment started. Guess I’ve been a fan since before I was born!
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Sooo.. I assume your like 12?
Jay, loved your humor and miss you.
If you miss Jay just watch Jay Lenos Garage on KZhead.
@@mrk1075 Or go to one of his standup shows. He still does comedy.
Jay Leno - best late-night host
Used to make it a point to catch the monologue and headlines then go back out. Miss them days
Right!!
Lol. Me to, i always called their monologue the epilogue.
I loved the tonight show with Jay Leno followed by Conan. That was a great time to be a teenager. Golden times
I had to pause it after the "smiling dog" police report. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
breaking and entertaining ... classic !
I laughed like a crazed person. Only Jay Leno can deliver Headlines in such a way that every second words are funny
I think Johnny could have done it too. They were both part of a vanishing breed. Solid humor on everyday life. And not PC tainted.
@@ivanleterror9158 Carson always managed to show a deadpan face; hard act to follow
@@rinsedpie I've worked in the studios and done some extra work in L.A. Most actors will tell you that they hold those who master humor the highest among themselves. And deadpan is no exception.
@@ivanleterror9158 absolutely. Missing those nights in the 90s and 2000s when late night shows were the highlights of TV Guides.
Todays Tonight Show is really awful! Johnny and Jay were both great but the current host is not funny at all.
I miss this era
This was on of my favorite bits of his.
My favorite.
Johnny Carson did it as well.
I miss Jay Leno
Jay puts all current late night host to shame. He could crash the ratings if he came back on at same time. Wouldn’t that be hilarious
What makes these segments work is Jay's added commentary. I laugh my ass off.
ME TOO!
ME TOO!
I think his interactions with Kevin make it work too; makes ya feel like your hanging and laughing with your friends.
@@Seattlekid8 True. And sometimes, Kevin gets one in that cracks everyone up.
@@Seattlekid8in
I so miss these! I looked forward to them every Monday night!
I love watching these clips I'm sleeping in my car working 7 days a week trying to start a business while I work for Uber Eats so I'm saving up money to get a place to live after I had to go to the apartment the pandemic is not something I expected but I may still make it
I really hope everything turned out well for you. During these stressful times the headlines help us deal with it all.
I miss watching him @ 11:35 pm. Monday nites were my favorite. Monday nite headlines.
Love the one about the cake from Wal-Mart...
Under neat :D
At least we got the Cake Wrecks blog out of that mistake!
I believe he does this every Mondays back then. Always looking forward to this as well as his monologues. I always thought he is the best late night host then when it comes to monologues.
1:06 - "Toilet seat with hand shower, why would you want that?" Fast-forward 12 years and the stores are out of toilet paper xD
These are common in Asia. Some are used for people to clean themselves, while others are used in old septic-tank toilets to spray anything that doesn't fall down the drain by itself.
@@catnewskawai9367 It's called a bidet lol, and I have one. What I said was a joke lol
His commentary about the headlines is also hilarious
This was always my favorite segment of all time, so funny. Now harder to come by cause printed media is almost extinct
Here in late 2023, as a fan of Jay’s garage show I found this, and found it one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages.
I made sure I was always in front of the TV set at "Headlines", time !
Jay always made me laugh.
When I was young for some reason I enjoyed when he threw the cards off his desk ... not sure why lol
Headlines always made Mondays worth looking for. I would recall some of the hilarious punchlines during the remainder of the workweek. Thanks for the laughs, Jay. I miss you, buddy!
You don't have to look for Mondays. If you get to Sunday, just be a little patient.
I usually always watch Jay Leno's Headlines before going to work. They put me in a great, wonderful, and upbeat mood. :o)
yeah now-a-days late night is all silly boys, kiss-ups, and political ranting
I bet that Special K also gets you in a good mood
I'm with you buddy , Puts a smile on my face
Me too!!
My favorite segment...always so funny
The headlines and Jaywalking were both hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson, but I watched Jay's take-over of the show. God, I remember Jay during the late 1970s, when he had dark hair and was a standup comedian. He also did a few TV ads in the 1980s.
I SAW HIM TOO, MICHELLE POST..I WAS THINKING 80'S, BUT IT WAS LATE 70'S, AFTER I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL..ALWAYS HILARIOUS!
Isawhim in a club in the ninties he was great
@@richardhamblen5526 Issaw him in eclub in Hermosa Beach in the ninties he was great then too
Isaw him guest host in early 1990
I went to NBC studio in early 1990 to see him guest host.he was great then too
OMG Jay was a master
I really enjoy you so much Jay thank you!
I miss Johnny and Jay. When Tonight Show was actually funny!
YES! Not so much now. The TRAINED MONKEYS just do the bidding for the DEMONcRAT 'party'. THe first 10 to 15 minutes are all about TRUMP DUMPING!
Recorded every Monday night just for this still makes me laugh
Jeff Mohr recorded on a vcr no less I bet!
@@silverzales1980 me too!!!!
Thank you for taking the time to put this video together. I enjoyed it very much and I know everyone else did.😀
I love Kevin’s laugh.
The good ole days.
Jay was great with this regular segment.
headlines was always my favorite thing on late night shows
Small town cops and the dog... I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣 25:25
The very first one killed me right there. So did the mime one 🤣🤣
Was the only good thing about Monday was you looking forward to headlines.
Nothing, NOTHING is as good as Headlines to make me feel happy. Guaranteed amusement.
I needed this today ,it's been stressful !!!!😣
Keep smiling, love your pie!
I always loved this segment! Had the books that came out of this too. Would love to see this made into a web series or at least archived online somewhere. Jay's delivery made these funny headlines even funnier. He had a gift for doing that. He could make this a network special.
Ima Hogg was a Houston socialite and philanthropist. Unfortunate name for a very influential woman
Man, compare this to what we have today. I miss comedy.
I started watching next thing I knew it was 4 hours later. So funny.
Same here. I didnt realize it was 4 hours later until my 4 hr reminder popped up. Lol
Mary Your too cool. You spaced for 4 hrs on a 58 min video.lol That's like me on the freeway. Going 45!!! Bwahaha
@@everettsykes1774 you know what I meant but yes maybe I belong on the list. 🤣🇨🇦 (Watched the 4 or 5 episodes)
Second segment is FIRE. Couldn't do half of it on TV just 15 short years later. Sad.
Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again! 79
So wonderful to watch these. They give me a laugh when I really need one. Thanks!
Me too
Thanks for uploading this was hilarious! Back when late night was funny!