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Pin me badjur or chunky will never give you blue ammo
Xxsilentwolf 14 now that’s scary
BIG CHONKUS
Look's like he did. Congrats!
S A V A G E R Y
Well yes but I over used this meme
2:04 (April 1945) "Patterson, fire a warning shot." "Sir, this is a M1 flamethrow-" "ah Potato-Potato just fire it"
Thank you for this link, it would have taken me a while to find it
Brony subbed to, 900,000 to go.
@@AceOfBlackjack You have a total of 7.7 million that you need to find.
quite literally "fire" it
@@JoMiMi_h alternate implication is that they've already subbed to most.
I took the line, “What is up, and I can not stress this enough, my GAMERS.” As the start to one of my class presentations, I passed.
A pro gamer move
I should do that
That’s a(and I cannot stress this enough) pro gamer move
Achievement unlocked badassitude
Thats cool, but he just said he passed not how well he passed.
Any sentence that starts with “you can’t just” or “Y’all got any” is just supreme at this point
"You can't just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars!" NEW OBJECTIVE: Shoot a hole in the surface of Mars.
"you cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars" "yall got any bfg ammo?"
Y'all got any Mustard Gas?
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente I can get some
Y’all got any more cats? Yes? Not anymore, they’re mine.
Congrats bajur, you've managed to infect my dreams. Literally, I had a dream with you guys' lovely voices in it. Congrats.
What happened?
I think you meant… HEAVENLY voices
@@aidancommenting A big explosion happened
M32 Grenade Launcher? Nah fam its a *FREEDOM REVOLVER*
FWEEEEDOOOOMM
*FREEDOM INTESIFES*
Imagine One handing an M32 GL “it’s fine, it’s only a blown off arm.”
If they can dual wield revolvers back in the day, we can dual wield FWEEDOM REVOLVERS
@@servers5717 The 40mm grenades the M32 fires have some amount of recoil compensation built into the rounds. It's what makes M203s and the old "bloop tube" M79s not so heavy recoiling. If you could hold an M32 in one hand comfortably, you could shoot it fine.
3,725.95 mph is the velocity of a a single slap that would be needed to cook a chicken.
Hmm nice fact of the day thanks
@@nugget7409 , you're welcome.
Thank you, now to find something that can do that and find a chicken to cook
References. Aren't they something nice?
So what if we got... 3,725.95 people to slap it at 1 mph?
“The M32 grenade launcher is a solution to all your problems” Tax collectors: are at my door Me: *grabs the M32 with eyes glowing*
Standing in a cloud of extremely explosive gas? the m32 grenade launcher has you covered
“Y’all mind if I sit in this tear gas real quick?” If that doesn’t sum up America right now I don’t know what does
*Looks at all the college protests happening right now* Still relevant, yep.
Them: lil uzi vert Grouse an intellectual: small uzi horizontal.
I felt that a comment from 2 years ago with almost 400 likes deserved a comment. Have a good day.
Sure, the m32 is awesome, but have you had an m32 with 4 under barrel grenade launchers attached to it?
FREEDOM INTENSIFIES!
im on that quadrail shit
Tie a few wires to the triggers and fire 5 40mm grenades all at once. Preferably different variations, just for that extra "what the fuck is going on" effect
Sir Shotty but have you used an f22 with almost 15 hellfires
That's very freedom of you. ican'ät even imagine it.
-Relax zis is ein Flashbang -Hanz, this is ein incendiary -But it vill Flash and zen BANG, and that's how i like it
"Now give them a proper hellsing welcome." "So, mountains of swearing, over the top violence, and unnecessary screaming?" "Exactomund." "*OUI FUCKING MONSIEUR!*"
@@MirunaNero AIM FOR ZE BITCH! WITCH BITCH, LEUTENANT?! ZE WONE WIZ ZE FOKEN CANNONS
@Derick Howard Oh it's the new sensation hitting the nation.
Hellsing Abridged. Nice
@@wickedweavile4612 Bitch, Team four star was named after me.
No one No one in the entire Division 2 game Grouse: ANYONE WANT AMMO-I MEAN CHEESE BALLS!?
Meanwhile me: mini localised gau8 going up. (Serious if you have a tect build through the rifle shield and drone in it, with emiles guild and it's just broken, it's the build I used to get to the endgame in 24 hours while retaking every area back and doing every single side mission before doing the main mission
What's better than the *M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher* ? *The MK19 Belt-Fed Automatic Grenade Launcher*
Otherwise known as the Heavy Boltor.
@@zetaraptor286 lmao yup
Wrong the m61 Vulcan is better
@@jakedasnake2559 does it fire missile bullets no
@@thatrandomconcript2640 it turns people into grass dude it will cut you in half with that high rate of fire
"Fire a warning shot." "Sir, this is a M32.... Rotary.... Grenade Launcher." "Ehh. Potato Potato. FIRE IT PATTERSON"
what is that vid ahha where can i find it
THUNK
Where it that from?
2:04-2:10
Wat movie?
6:26 “Nice Deathstar bro”
10:47 when u run out of rations "Well he did say." *eats grenade
Easts grenade? I don't think that's right I think you meant "Eats Grenade"
8:03 I was a 0331 in the Marines. When we were in Fallujah, we took out our side sappies to cut weight and give use more maneuverability, I defiantly filled mine with Jolly Ranchers and cigarettes. Sooo, your not wrong.
"If my name is engraved on one bullet" "Then this 40mm Grenade must have *TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*"
Mortar: Dear grid coordinates
I think over seen you comment on a Connor Shaw video but I'm not sure
@@jacobrogers8733 hasnt badjur cracked this joke once too?
@@jackbaker967 Who knows?
IT's the closest man portable thing to 'Dear grid coordinates'
Its crazy how that opening bit about DC is accurate now
It always has been
It's amazing how badger and his buddies can make literally any game look fun, even ones like the Division
"Knock knock" "Who's there" "It's an m32 rotary grenade launcher" "m32 rotary gre..." *[T H U M P]*
My neighbours didnt like the joke, but they also dont have a front door anymore sooo....
@@blitz7488 thats their problem vro
funny
If I ever meet Grouse in a post apocalyptic world I'd honestly be super afraid of him
word
Its either the fear or the sexual attraction.
100% mentally unstable.
If i meet Grouse in normal life, I'd be scared.
Ahhhhhh
Man, I remember Capitol Hill
CHAZ but on roids
8:37. That aged well.
Yep. Like warm milk
Turned into some decent cheese.
"Yo chief, what's the Wifi password?" "It's Fryaneggonthatbitch no spaces capital F my man"
he said Fry an egg on that b*tch as i read that...cool
Laughed way harder than I shouldve
That's my mobile hotspot password
Badger it´s calld Ze Flammen Werfer becouse it´s Werfs ze Flammen.
An its werf
😂😂😂
"Hans, hol' den Flammenwerfer" (i'm an actual german and what you said is pretty accurate)
@@freibeuterlp Not trying to be offensive, but they let wayyy too many Arabs in.
That sounds like Soviet to me
3:42 Grouse's character looks like it was powered up with godly chem powers
At 10:40: “The only solution to your problem, no matter what that problem is.” Me:” So this solves my homework on what the derivative of SecXCosX when X= Fish? FINALLY!!”
Physics professor: You can not ignite gas barrels just by shooting them TRB: *Shoots a Silenced M32* Uni's director: Why we keep letting him in...
Ignacio Szychowski couldn’t you though if enough vapor was pressurized in the barrel?
@@mack7235 yes
Probably because he has a silenced M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher
Maybe with a phosphorus round or a Dragon's Breath shell
silenced m32 grenade launcher for when you wanna rp an artillery cannon but the range is terrible
The Good ol' flamethrower= der gute alte flammenwerfer
I feeel like that sentence is a bit off in grammar, but Idk. I speak German, but even that confuses me.
@@llla_german_ewoklll6413 Trust me i'm German 😂
0:37 .........ummmmmm....badger predicting the future again
11:54 that’s how you duel weld nerf disruptors
My fav: Seargent: Patterson fire a warning shot. Me: But Sir this is a M32 Grenade Launcher. Seargent: Ah Potato Potato. Fire. Me: 'Fires'
do you know what this is originally from? if anything? really tryna find it
@@mickytowns7275 me too. the other qoute doesn't give me ànything either. the one about nothing stronger than love
Sampiek im seeing this in dnd tic toc compilations now
@@WebacCS2 It's just some image macro they were referencing.
Loud thunking noises
Scientists in WWII: all right guys we need a name for this nuclear particle splitter weapon Some drunk Swedish dude: Ze *ATOMIC BOMB*
swedish people don't say ze
Mr.Triple3D iz juzt zae joke z’man
Is that really how it happened?
Rando: Yeah, I’m suffering from crippling alcoholism. TheRussianBadger: Have you tried a M32 rotary grenade launcher?
So this is the first of your videos I've ever seen, and I'm already in love with the chaotic energy of this gamer squad.
Yall got any more of them....DIVISION 2 VIDEOS?
Still not enough
*Smacks Lips*
YALL GOT ANYMOAR *smacks lips* UBISOFT SPONSORED VIDIOS
It’s just sad at this point
I was the 100th like on this comment lol
11:25 i like how badger waited till he finished reviving to say it
6:12 Simo Häyhä be up in here
Just gonna say..... 1:04 is my favorite part idk why
Hear that ringing in ya ear? Its not that M32 grenade launcher *THAT THE SOUND OF FREEDOM*
You hear that ringing in your ears son? *VIPER'S GOT YOU IN THE PIPE, 5x5*
@River Starkes You'll have to move faster than that son, *SPEED IS LIFE*
*HELP- HELPRINGINGWONTSTOPITSGOTTENLOUDHELP-*
2:04 best moment
“Patterson fire a warning shot” “Sir this is an M32 Grenade Launcher” “Ah potato potato, just fire it, Patterson” Pow
Launches angry potato
This better be good I stopped watching a video of jojos bizarre adventure laughs for this
Was this video good?
What's JoJo bizarre?
tank lover best thing known to men
I actually stopped watching jojo
My dude the episode comes every friday wtf
7:47 I was literally laughing with tears coming from my eyes as it was so funny
I've used an interceptor insert as a writing table before but obviously not deployed just maneuvers lol
1:59 I actually found the meme they're talking about
Damn you for not posting links
@@lt.lettuce2023 It's based off a clip from the first episode of Aldnoah Zero. It's actually a really cool mecha anime that's Sci-fi but uses at least some actual science in how the the more powerful mechs work. .
@@voltronimusprime3833 that the shit in deoxide's outro?
I just watched your video, what the hell is mumbo sauce?
The Reletr your pfp is also my phone background..... just sayin
It's a DC wing sauce
He, she, me, Wumbo, wumbology, the study of wumbo
Its a DC chicken sauce that you can get at Chinese restaurants. Honest to God, its the shit
Badger: *spends two minutes talking about Cheese Balls* Also Badger: "Can we PLEASE not talk about food?"
9:05 as a man from Maryland I can say that heavenly is not lying
as a person from D.C I can fully and wholeheartedly say that at most BBQ's there is one guy that says "HEY Y'ALL WANT SOME GUMBO"
I came back here for 08:35
This is holding up pretty well to date.
"Like having my own robotic Lee Harvey Oswald" -The Russian Badjur
Launcher in German ist "Werfer", so Ze Flammen Launcher = Der Flammenwerfer
HappY inc. I HAVE MY FLAMMENWERFER, IT WERFS FLAMMEN
Es wirft Flammen
Ja
Almost as scary as a panzerwerfer
You mean ze Panzerschreck
"Patterson Fire a warning shot." "Sir this is an M32 grenade lau-" "Eh potato potato, just fire it Patterson!"
When grouse is asked to loose some weight he comes back with no legs
Controller vibrates through desk and floor 😂
*Earthquake hits* Oh right, it's just my controller. *Brother comes up with his dinner all over him* : God damn it dude I told you to turn it off!
Breaking knews: *whole of US becomes as strapped as Texas after terrorists take over capitol* Edit: as the comments have said, this aged well
As it should be. Darn liberals. *sip*
cry w YO FRANCIS GET THE STRAP
(Capital gets taken) *EVERY AMERICAN IS COMING* We fight like real people.
Fire Shock Gamer millions of loyal Americans have arrived to take back the capitol, each on of them more strapped than Velcro
capital
0:43 *casually drinking a monster* Liberal.
Bro this is literally the best series from badger watching u guys play this game is like combining g supps with crack and funny juice
"I can fry an EGG on dat bish!" *Quote of the Year*
Bruh the M32? Moar like I want the T32, because "88mm a day keeps the russians away"
PFFFT
T32 was 90mm...
@@iDrumGod oh.
iDrumGod meh close enough
But the t32 IS Russian....
you wouldn't want to eat off a sapi, they are tied onto you pretty thoroughly so not worth the effort to get out for a snack, and kevlar products are ruined by moisture, so your dinner may compromise your armor
Need more division content from you!!! It’s amazing.
Attempt 3 of trying to get Badger to play Titanfall 2 Badger please
That game is ded
@@RiveryJerald not anymore. With the release of apex legends, people are giving it a try
Unless he gets money for playing it there will be no vid. Because SELLOUT E L L O U T
YES
@DrIvanRadosivic shill
0:24 I smell freedom in those noises
0:30 he sounds like he’s crying laughing
3:57 The German word for Launcher is Werfer
Getting a notification from therussianbadger while watching therussianbadger old video
6:04 "My very own robotic Lee Harvey Oswald"
2:03 I first saw this meme with an Imperial Fist commander and a dreadnought(Armed with a cannon of course), with a templar termie in the back
2:04 probably one of my favorite parts of the video
When Badger Tells you to buy the division 2 but... *You preordered*
Thebosslol Games get the double purchase, if ya know what’s good for you.
Thats me
Exactly
Sarg. Paterson fire a warning shot Paterson: Uhhh sir.... this is a m32 grenade launcher.... Sarg. Potato potato, fire it anyways : fires 40mm high explosive incendiary grenade.
"Grouse, this is perfect timing" followed instantly by an ad. I skip the ad, and badger says "Yeet" this is beautiful
That one episode of Star Wars the Clone Wars Patterson! Set that gun to stun and fire! General, this is a literal rocket launcher Ah potato, potato, just fire it.
If you have Netflix, go to the show “Gun Gale Online” S1: E7 ~5:10 and you will find the one and only M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher in anime format.
“Bruh with that end game backpack I could fit like 4 buckets of chicken” says the all natural American
"screaming at an unwatchable level" That's... Why I'm here...
I love the intro with heavenly's controller just vibrating
1 magazine of 5.56 (30 rounds) weighs around 1 pound. Assuming that both primaries are 5.56 and are using GI mags, 2000 rounds is around 66.7 pounds. A 9mm weighs close enough to the same as a 5.56 per round (38 rounds per pound vs 37.2). .308/7.62 NATO is 19 rounds per pound. 7.62x39 is 27.5 rounds per pound. 12ga is 9-10 rounds per pound depending on projectile.
So, at the max carrying capacity for ammo, how heavy is that? You can choose to include the grenades, 50 Cal rounds, and crossbow bolts or not. 🙂
5:00 "Grouse this is the perfect time" *MIDROLL*
11:47 I mean, as long as you know proper gun safety, (not touching the trigger while you aren't ready to fire, having safety on, etc) You'd be a-ok!
The protester tear gas comment didn’t age well.
Oh you better believe Heavenly will be chucking tear gas at any protestor that tries to destroy his donut shop!
Teargassing innocent people _never_ ages well.
@@Kirkmaximus he'd def use his rights to bear arms for a bit of tear gas
@@CascadianPatriotII Idk about you but I wouldn't call the people who burnt down small businesses and rioted "innocent"
@@CascadianPatriotII "innocent"
"Robotic Lee Harvey Oswald" got me rollin
2:03 a meme was born
Kid:*has math test tomorrow* Also kid: an M32 grenade launcher will solve your problem, regardless of what it is
1:33 YOU HAD ME AT CRUSADE MY ⚔GAMMER⚔
6:45 love the *JFKExperience*
Got my M60 with the American flag camo because i love 985 rounds of freedom
0:03 When you want to play Darkzone, but you aren't group leader.
I love your animations of the guys talking its so hilarious
0:16 if you ever walked away from a game mid mission in and shooter this will scare the fuck outa you harder than when lardex cant find his bacon strips
What i say to my math teacher “This shits calculated, im just bad a math”
Launcher ~German~ Werfer/Abfeuerer/Emitter So in basic, u would call a flamelauncher ~ Flammerwerfer or Flammenemitter LG Sascha
Sascha did u just sign ur own goddamn comment
@@crimson2209 EXCUSE ME WTF
0:43 making this mark for myself since that sip is timeless
"Badger please there are people dying, please!" badger "WET"
Badger, your videos are more effective at making me tear up than anything else. I can hardly go through a video without laughing my head off.
IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' HERE DISCUSSIN' IT WOTH YA' NOW WOULD I?!
Found this and subbed immediately, I haven’t laughed so hard in a while