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I WAS NOT RESPONSIBLE SHIRT: schlatt.co/shop/the-royal-mis...
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NO WAY LMFAO
What's up checkmark?
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6:30 He picked 4 and i picked 5 and outcome was 9 and 11😳
pp
“Schlatt” is a true business man, the “big guy” kept an inside joke going for 2+ years and profited off it with merch when the joke becomes reality
please stop
Yep
What do you mean reality? Absolutely nothing happened after all.
Homie is a prosticator and chose capitalism
nice I am the 1000th like
The Queen was having trouble sleeping, so Schlatt helped her with the new, very human sleep inducer! Now she can sleep forever
As you can see, the design is very human. *BANG*
nice. anyone know where i can buy one of those?
@@stepver2273 the sporting section of a red state American Walmart
@@stepver2273 America…probably Walmart..or Tesco’s
@@annaplayz6714 Thanks! i'l be sure to check that out lol
The unhinged laughter when the chat crashes, gives me an unexplainable joy. I love this man to pieces
Sorry for the muted audio guys. The second I stopped streaming KZhead hit us with 6 copyright claims and blocked it in a bunch of countries. Just trying to play it safe because KZhead sucks with this kind of stuff. We’ll try to include more audio from now on 🫰
KZhead moment
Dont worry schlort, we forgive you ☺️
Its okay Big Guy. We still love you
It’s aight, cant blame KZhead for being dumb
Yet another reason to tune in live!!!!!! twitch.tv/schlatt
5:15 The way Schlatt described himself “surviving” that car crash was like arguing with a 5 year-old
“Schlatt”
Most definitely.
“this is my gun that kills you instantly, bang, you’re dead now” “and then i reversed time so that I didn’t get shot”
@@TKDWN_YT "I literally destroy the universe instantly so you can't survive even if you dodge it." "I dodge it and survive."
@@lockerbuddy2039 "I remove the ability to dodge from the matrix of the world." "I escaped the simulation."
*Dead silence* "This shit goes hard as fuck"
Thats why i prefer he stays on Twitch, those VODs are a lot more watchable imo. Fuck youtube's shitass copyright system.
@@IceyFireFox his twitch vods get muted too
@@WaShorty true, just feels like less gets muted on twitch than on youtube. I also gotta admit some of these videos are funnier muted anyway.
Link to the video?
@@heseits5157 kzhead.info/sun/aK-FqbZuZ2mCe2g/bejne.html thanks me later
1:19:22 Just love the contrast between this and the next video. It takes less than 30 seconds for Schlatt to descend from pure wholesomeness into absolute breakdown
I love how chat is actually a full on minute behind.
damn, he really ranked all these tiktoks really well
fr
on god
truly one of the rankings of all time
on jah
I just now realize he has never actually ranked anything in these streams
i cant wait for schlinkle to react to more increasingly worrying meth recipes.
if i made money off of meth i would buy the september 8 shirt
@@sillyglorp As fucking if you didn't assist him like the rest of us on September 8 2022
We all got free handouts as an alibi, and YOU were the only one who didn't get one?
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Shhh, some of us cant handle the truth and need to disassociate
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodNarcissist Look okay, it was a _FUN PARTY_ that we had! Of course Schlatt was going to need help, there was so much to do in such little time!
Can we all appreciate shludges ability to make quality content
I'm sick, and schlatt asking the walrus "where you going bro?" sent me into a coughing fit 💀
This stream was scuffed in all the best ways; Just ordered the shirt and can’t wait for it; best $39.99 (including shipping) I’ve spent since I was in the UK on September 8th, 2022
🤨
@@mr.sentryanddispenser don’t worry it was purely a coincidence I assure you
@@mr.sentryanddispenser he wouldnt buy the shirt if he did something 😂😂😂😂
@@swotl yes.... definitely... of course
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time stamps!! 0:57- hip hip 5:08- diana moment 6:26- think of a number 7:30- ditl 9:45- oil rig 10:54- content creation is hard 13:36- rain drums 14:07- rain drums beat 15:25- hand guy 16:41- jfk legos 18:08- boing shoe 18:28- captcha 20:45- hamster eye 21:41- commentators 22:05- strongest ford 22:33- fortnite hair 23:11- news anchor smooth 23:49- snake sucker 24:16- skallywag ahh 24:34- the pentagon 25:30- vehicle post 28:21- bubble boy 29:26- joe took a tumble 30:01- blue stripes 30:41- a boba tea 31:16- aughhhh 31:26- thin walls 32:45- crash through the applebees 34:09- roblox car crash 34:55- flinstones ahh 36:09- dummy training 36:32- 911 pancakes 39:31- cryptid 40:17- industrial bang 40:54- industrial drench 41:15- seal 42:08- roblox car crash 2 42:40- vanoss train stop 43:28- fortnite head bang 44:26- girls with peepee 44:36- $5 donation 46:05- industrial crusher 48:00- schlatts rant 50:20- battle bus dance 50:48- concrete in the road 52:07- schlatt took it personal 57:26- switzerland 59:05- give him the ice cream 59:52- gasoline 1:00:16- food vid 1 1:01:16- olive garden 1:01:46- aliens 1:02:23- mcdonald’s 1:03:16- hippo hula 1:04:15- toilet 1:04:45- great advice 1:05:35- biden’s coat 1:06:39- computer fire 1:07:33- racist pets 1:08:24- soccer 1:09:00- angry cat 1:09:43- capybara network 1:10:08- fish slice 1:11:15- white noise man 1:12:17- garfield 1:12:46- punchline 1:13:28- cool car 1:15:04- eye contact 1:16:23- hips don’t lie 1:16:55- YES YES 1:18:48- wholesome 1:19:38- food vid 2 1:20:37- culver’s w 1:22:24- food vid 3 1:23:20- subway surfers rant 1:25:19- cyberpunk cats 1:25:54- food vid 4 1:27:50- drunk driving 1:28:57- food vid 5 1:29:45- cheesycat 1:31:08- boba snort 1:32:14- otters 1:32:39- java vs python 1:33:16- meghan vs lizzie 1:34:03- based country 1:34:46- raccoon 1:36:06- barber W 1:36:36- car noise 1:37:17- self realization 1:37:29- carpet dog 1:38:11- boat monke 1:38:43- bottle 1:38:55- hit man 4 1:39:26- squishy animal 1:40:26- very human 1:41:27- drippy dog 1:41:46- new biome 1:42:21- biden bike 1:42:58- pizza 1:44:01- hazard button 1:44:56- clear squid 1:45:10- psychopath 1:47:53- dudessss 1:48:48- hydrochloric acid 1:49:27- tesla L 1:50:20- window crash 1:51:21- grass pants 1:51:50- thinking bout her 1:52:47- humbled real quick 1:53:10- idek what’s happening 1:53:49- hazard button 2 1:55:18- colorado moment 1:56:42- twerk challenge 1:57:29- ghast ahh 1:58:11- dad (dead) 1:59:27- paper straw 2:00:56- monkey pox 2:01:28- dildo gas station 2:01:44- cake race 2:03:16- roommate prank 2:03:47- stop vaping 2:04:24- cat and dog 2:05:05- goat 2:05:23- vehicular manslaughter 2:06:50- satan child 2:07:31- ditl 2 2:08:22- schlatts cousin 2:10:30- ditl 3 2:10:56- gaming setup 2:11:36- pilot L 2:12:04- crocodile 2:13:06- ducks 2:13:21- hit the griddy 2:14:51- double gulp 2:15:57- mcdonald’s 2:17:10- he’s speaking 2:17:58- belly rubs 2:18:19- LA sightseeing 2:20:31- basketball guys 2:21:41- hotels 2:25:21- glass explosion 2:25:42- child snatch 2:26:52- wild horse 2:29:29- monkey henchman 2:30:50- ditl 4 2:31:43- ditl 5 2:32:30- dominos 2:34:14- ecstasy moment 2:34:56- he found something 2:35:09- squirrel 2:35:23- 711 squabble 2:36:26- alpha.pookie 2:36:52- ditl 6 2:37:38- sink stealer 2:38:37- squishy forehead 2:39:02- melatonin dreams 2:39:40- smoothie flip 2:40:01- pissed off dog 2:40:27- ring cat 2:41:10- lost in the sauce 2:42:19- reddit mod 2:43:12- charles w 2:43:38- potato cat 2:44:20- phone commercial 2:46:12- late for school 2:46:45- happy dog 2:47:06- cockroach 2:47:24- simon cowell ahh 2:48:49- monkey do be chillin 2:49:12- math is red 2:53:10- 2001 onward isn’t cool 2:55:21- cocktail 2:56:33- feed him 2:56:59- news report 3:00:13- food vid 6
respect bro
fr
Like 15 of these half way through the video have had no audio so you might need to update this
Damn, that’s some serious dedication. Much appreciated!
thaks Get thispined
54:58 the beginning of schlatt’s villain arc after returning from “meeting” the queen
If there’s anything schlatt can rely on his chat for, it’s to keep him humble And also stealing traffic markers/signs
They’re free
I cant believe "Jambo" is posting all of "Jschlatts" reserved footage. It is truly sad that he was killed by a drunk "crasher" may he rest in eternal damnation for those "horrible" crimes he did in 1999
he killed a family of 17 last week
He burned down an orphan and burned down a house of 19 children in 1997
@@Terracylle *WOW* That little huh?!?! He must have been having a rough Tuesday!
@@smashkiller64 Really bad tuesday at 3:47 where the weather was sunny and warm.
he made me eat my younger brothers tongue in a Russian prison.
17:34 notice how Lego JFK’s pieces were to the left of the car. The bullet came from the left, meaning it would have to go past the car, pause in mid air, and turn 180 degrees, bounce off of Lego JFK’s right leg, and ricochet onto his torso. That is one MAGIC brick. No, no, I don’t think that’s what happened at all. The only conceivable explanation was that there was a SECOND brick from behind the camera.
Yet the men who made the video would have you believe some nonsense about a twisting, turning, magic brick.
thankyou for the seinfeld reference big guy
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE how KZhead *removes possibly copyrighted audio from a video* making the entire segment dead silence- You know? It really just makes the viewing experience *that much better!*
I was waiting for this VOD to come up because the rain on the drums and the guy making the VWOOMs alongside them in the next clip was fucking sick now imagine my despair when youtube fucking muted both clips for fucks sake
“Schlatt’s” reaction to the final clip made me spit out my “soda”, for it was quite unexpected.
He was responsible for what happened in December 1998
SODAA
Ayo?
@@toxicDEATHwish the resonance cascade?
"schlatt" gave you that "soda" from the "store" of his didnt "you"?
Splatter is like a teacher waiting for the class to shut up
no way you called jschlutt "Splatter"
SPLATTER 💀💀💀💀
@@brainrot293 he got that nickname from the crimes he committed against the royal family 😔
@@Binowhy oh yeah i forgot about what he did in 1999
Hey "Schat" ! I've seen bits and vids of this stream, but I'm really glad the Schlod is finally out
Schlatt's birthday being September 10th has to be the funniest thing I've ever heard
I know this stream was super scuffed and he probably won't stream on YT again any time soon, but this was my first time catching Schlatt live and it was still really fun and entertaining! :)
Was also my first time
@@-Dabbs- I think it was my first time, maybe second. I only caught it because I was already on KZhead, which I guess is one of the few benefits.
same!! it was nice; im just never on twitch
mmmm idk, he had like 50,000 views at one point.
Every stream his editors just find the best way to give him a break down
42:02 “Schlatt’s” pure giddy look of excitement made me happy
Griddy😊
I can't believe he predicted the skibidi toilet 1:04:16
The "Schluggernaut" has uploaded more quality content. Impressive, very nice.
That's a new one for me
Mr. Shleazzer Businessman
The schlombustion engine
Schlumguzzler
Schuclear Bomb
"Schleckmate" really has beef with the royal family of England. Truly disgusting that "Smack" would give British people three days of school.
If I were British I would thank “Schlugle”
what are these british “people” you keep talking about??
Since my summer break started I have been watching your vods nonstop. I haven’t slept in weeks. Help me Shat
my browser crashed 10+ times while watching this that has literally never happened before on this computer watching any other schlatt vod
The fact that "Schlatt" got those "shirts" printed to fast is awfully "suspicious" don't you think?
15:23 had me ROLLING especially cause there’s just… no sound. That’s probably what it was like when he was recording it. Like most tiktoks like this.
Schlatts birthday is like the dude between the towers. He didn't get hit but he's still screwed from his surroundings.
"what color is math" schlatt you set yourself up for that one
Welcome to the daily life of a dedicated Schlatt viewer. Sorry, I was gonna watch the VOD but I was too tired to watch it.
It’s funny because it’s true
10:56 not gonna lie, "content creation is harder than your 9-5" would be an amazing stream donation sound
my favorite part was watching a new tik tok and waiting 40 seconds for chats reaction
Very glad that schlatt gets the same enjoyment out of shredder videos that I do
“Schlatt” making that shirt trying to convince us that he did not commit “the tragedy” on September 8th, only puts even more suspicion on his name
false!! i filmed the assasination (its on liveleak)
"Tragedy"
Hopefully I love to see something to happen September 9th and 10th so we have a full four days of tragedy.
56:38 the most innocent sound that can cone out of this mans mouth
Bro went 🎻
schlubbable went 🐿️🐿️🐿️
@@mrmrmeta3698 💀 💀 💀
@@mrmrmeta3698 holy shit, mans like a symphony out here
my man went dolphin mode
The cooking videos were easily the highlight of this stream lmao
Your reactions help validate my bpd
Can't wait for "Schlatt" to "predict" King Henry's "death" on the live stream of March 16th 2023.
Me too man
bro how did rain drops on a drum get muted for copyright
Here goes my 3rd rewatch of this amazing video (I intend to rewatch it 5 more times)
I keep falling asleep to this video at night I’ve tried to watch 4 times now
I can’t wait for next decade when it will be socially acceptable for him to wear that shirt in public, in the mean time I will enjoy him wearing that shirt in public.
52:34 first chat crash 1:31:58 stream manager crash 1:54:26 second chat crash 2:51:28 stream runs out of memory 2:55:08 third chat crash (man YT sucks)
Thought it said car crash
Kinda disappointed
@@stuffedbrains same here
56:23 Tynado what an epic flex that you got to humble schlatt👏👏 bravo
“schlatt” losing his mind while chat spams “its free” killed me
10:54 : Filming myself playing video games is harder than your 9 - 5 "Schlatt": *ABSOLUTELY ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER*
Dude the best places to live for Sync views is either New Zealand or Iceland, both have the geography that movies and puzzles use because it’s so gorgeous.
i started watching this vod and then realized i was there for the stream
why does schlatt seem happier in this vod then normal??
I think you know why
refer back to the shirt
He fulfilled his mission on september 8
Because finally the last person to witness '99 is gone
19:30 Man has been single handedly training googles new art AI
The ironing pillow case guy embodies the vibes of someone stacking bodies
17:25 he missed the part where the wife tried to put the brain back together
Can we start saying Hip Hip Hooray when Schlatt uploads
I can't believe how "absurd" this is Aw, Snap!
The mods were really clever putting the oil rig video before the content creator. They really set this one up well
I love the videos shit keep up the great work man
"I am never going to be able to listen to this song for the rest of my life!" VoD watchers: "I don't have such a weakness!"
Thank you jschlong for the great content :)
NOT THE JSCHLONG 😭😭
This video was better than what schlat did or did “not” do on September 8th 2022
Schlatt's snow-white baby arms will never not make me laugh
Man, shlingleberry did a great job ranking these
"Content creation is harder than your 9 to 5" I work in construction. A the drivetrain of a concrete truck exploded on a hill, and it rolled backwards and pinned the legs of a dude on site between said truck and several dozen metric tons of prefab plates. We had to put two bobcats on the thing, pretty much hammer it in place with wooden beams behind the tires, and take off the back wheels before we could free him. Both of his legs had multiple points of crushlash; Bone being squeezed so hard it protrudes out of both sides of your flesh. This was a week ago. We resumed work 2 days later. _Thank god i'm not a content creator, i wouldn't survive that shit. Be strong brother._
2:20:01 that is actually a 1970 corvette stingray and that is a NICE custom model and paint job and if I had to estimate probably around upwards of 700k to 1 mil for that thing cause most stingrays where I’m from are sold at like 80 to 10 grand if you’re either lucky or find a broken one but that thing in LA of all places is definitely a high ball
Decided to eat moldy beef sticks, have a beer and watch schlatt today.
Most of the captchas that "fail" are actually the AI giving you an image it doesn't know so you can input the answers. Then it compares that with the millions of other people it sent that answer to to get the right results for future captcha image tests. But these days AI can pretty much auto solve any captcha (including voice ones where you have to type out what you hear). Because of this you end up with very weird ones to confuse the AI. Like recentluy there was one about "Cloud horses" with images of horses in clouds lmao. edit: you literally said something similar 10 seconds after I wrote this smh
"holy shit this goes hard af" "he" says to complete silence
13:50 Wow! These two videos sound amazing!
As a member of Iowa I’m glad you stood up for are state so I feel you are a official Iowa resident
14:35 there’s no audio in the clip, which makes it funny
56:35 jshlatt's laugh killed me XD 🐬
33:20 "we are detonating the alpha warhead in T-90 seconds."
At 14:43 I swear I went deaf, unless there wasn't anything playing but still.
fr..
love how half is muted 16:14 yes.
I'm happy "schlatt" comes forwards and clarifies that he has "nothing" to do with the death of her majesty
My favourite part of these vods is laughing at the rate at which people get banned and timed out/their messages deleted in the chat lol
38:14 btw two scoops of the caffeinated version is equivalent to 2 cups of black coffee
Tommy: when will we see each oth- Schlatt: -Today im ranking your tiktoks!
When I saw the shirt I laughed like crazy, man had to make it a shirt to make it clear 💀 Edit: also schlatt ur videos make me laugh way to hard I choked on my food while watching these 💀, also how it took him 55 seconds to realize his chat crashed
@jschlattVODS at 2:19:00 that car is most-likely a kit car replica of a shelby daytona coupe. Kit cars are when you take a base car, and modify it to replicate the styles of a different, older car with pre-made kits from a given company. Sometimes that includes performance upgrades as well, sometimes it's just aesthetics, it depends. But I highly doubt someone would chrome out an original, as they are wayy more expensive, although a kit car version still isn't considered cheap. But yeah, big bummer regardless for the car.
I miss you schlatt 😢 cant believe your gone 🦢🦢🦢
Man I love when mr scatt reacts to videos, it’s so funny
My first stream I ever caught live was this…..best day of my life!!💪💪😊
you know it's bad when " Schlatt " says something is " wrong "
10:45 i like how one of them has like the orange shirt and hard hat and is like prepared and protected and the other guy is wearing only jeans
this stream was quite the ride
Love how he says he had nothing to do with it and mentions the poison most often overlooked during autopsies
Schlatt should make shirt that says Schlatt was not responsible for the Queen's death
caught the tail end of this stream, it was hilarious
I can now say I am officially in a Jschlatt VOD which is like saying i've payed all my debts in animal crossing.
I feel like twitch and KZhead chats are just filled with complete npcs
“Schatt” is one of the best creators that I watch 👍
The deadmau seed is a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time