SDMP Ep. 1 Streamed on 03/23/24 / schlatt Thumbnail by Riftskeen / riftskeen
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I get the feeling the “no pedophiles” assertion is gonna end up untrue eventually,
@tannerbruning868Ай бұрын
gonna age like milk
@mlgssj763Ай бұрын
Shhh
@2ktoucansАй бұрын
fr 😭
@Avalorian111Ай бұрын
Why'd you bring that up?
@wealthybone2990Ай бұрын
incoming aztro (ACKro) leaks
@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413Ай бұрын
the IMMEDIATE reaction when that villager was named wilbur has me fucking dying
@jarf2448Ай бұрын
true
@Autumnfurry2099Ай бұрын
Time?
@shivshankar1409Ай бұрын
@@shivshankar1409 1:00:00
@continent7Ай бұрын
He was scared it was gonna bite him
@BreadUck0Ай бұрын
“uhm” 😟 🏃♂️
@blebored2174Ай бұрын
Schlatt is the opposite of a comfort streamer. This is like watching a stressed out alcoholic dad
@elliet7732Ай бұрын
my favorite discomfort streamer
@gwace_lmaoo14 күн бұрын
The way Schlatt plays Minecraft feels like a cutscene that never ends
@JozzFilmsАй бұрын
That is the perfect way to describe it
@hamboz8976Ай бұрын
Like the csgo clip lmao
@DuckyyewАй бұрын
I don’t understand?
@RezitaigАй бұрын
@@Rezitaig he's slow, and moves his camera smoothly
@poimon560728 күн бұрын
He plays it like a gameplay trailer
@Morgan-yj9tf24 күн бұрын
You're missing part of your beard
@PunishedNegativeZer0Ай бұрын
hopefully it's just the lighting 😭
@temutemacularАй бұрын
I stole it lmao
@iamnubb_Ай бұрын
@@iamnubb_ it's free.
@PracticeTheBladeАй бұрын
It hasn't loaded yet
@RandomGuyFelixАй бұрын
@@iamnubb_did it taste like blood
@toat_Ай бұрын
Shlatt made around $1000 in about 15 minutes from those postcards, from those who were wondering. And he just kept getting more and more.
@happinessinabottle9167Ай бұрын
Good, the employee getting paid!
@Hyde_TolutАй бұрын
I fucking love capitalism
@OdyseeEnjoyerАй бұрын
i also love fucking capitalists
@history1aАй бұрын
truly a genius business strategy
@igabe98Ай бұрын
glad i have to work a month and a half for that
@gagegotgamingАй бұрын
I love how schlatt yells and shouts at everyone that enters his property, then Jawsh just waltz's through without saying a word and all schlatt can do is pout his fat lip and clap
@boboelmonkey3947Ай бұрын
yes
@big_seaАй бұрын
Jawsh’s social interaction on this server is 10x more than any other minecraft server he’s been a part of.
@memerking7813Ай бұрын
Jawsh is very socially awkward it’s crazy
@ncaa12cfb92Ай бұрын
Schlag has had a soft spot for jawshie poo since the Carson smp way back when
@GuyinatrenchcoatandhatАй бұрын
Cuz jawsh never overstayed his welcome or destroyed his land
@Carl_with_a_k_25 күн бұрын
It’s crazy how Mr.Toasten became a VIP after finding their Minecraft server
@nathie1750Ай бұрын
Dude literally got a YT career from hacking into the sdp server lol
@jaythamaltАй бұрын
@@jaythamalt Bro got to meet so many people from this
@Autumnfurry2099Ай бұрын
He deserves it ❤
@caboose-kx8biАй бұрын
@@caboose-kx8biI mean, he literally assassinated Epstein, so that’s pretty impressive
@gooper3644Ай бұрын
@@jaythamaltNah it was his server, Sleep Deprived just happened to move in there
@thewildgamer64Ай бұрын
This vod is hilarious. It plays like an long form of one of those late night sitcoms where we follow a grumpy old man minding his own business and trying to do mundane things while a huge cast of wacky characters just show up at random and complicate things.
@thatguydownthestreatАй бұрын
Wait so this is partly scripted right?
@VivifyEnvyАй бұрын
@@VivifyEnvyScripted as in people individually think of jokes sometimes beforehand and often times on the spot and others react to it for the first time? Then yes. But no, it's not scripted in the sense that they've planned out everything interaction and event. They're legitimately playing minecraft and mostly just coming up with bits on the spot. they're entertainers, and they have millions in following. so they're rightly good at what they do
@jackbtingeyАй бұрын
@@jackbtingeyi think improv is the apt term
@VirginnyАй бұрын
hey sorry that I’m late, sleep deprived has us writers working overtime to fuel this project. Yeah the server is fully scripted though, not planning to get stuck with “story focused rp” and make more one-off episodes with vague continuity. We are in talks with twitch about setting up adult content timeslots since there’s been interest expressed from the customer’s desperate after hot tub streams took that hit. Happy to see the response our writing is getting!
@-cyndaquilАй бұрын
Great work on the writing@@-cyndaquil! Keep up the great work! Great writing, very nice, very hot!!!
@candlelighter158819 күн бұрын
CaptainSparklez meeting MrToasten is exactly what I needed today
@SS-gn3xbАй бұрын
timestamp?
@pandex1013Ай бұрын
what a moment in history
@rei-ayanami-loverАй бұрын
MR TOASTEN WITH THE MC OGS IS HILARIOUS
@MimiUsagichanАй бұрын
What do you mean? MrToasten has always been and always will be.
@NokoTheTacoАй бұрын
Mister toasten is the og’s OG
@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676Ай бұрын
@@NokoTheTaco sorry this man is from universe a the alternative world where the twin towers fell and the pentagon was hit. also a universe where tony suprano and schlatt did some stuff in 1999
@fazeking448Ай бұрын
bros livin the dream fr
@maddiedoes3571Ай бұрын
@fazeking448 whaddya mean, what towers were hit? Also the Pentagon was bombed and relocated in 1989. Dunno what you are talking about man.
@nicholaslokos7949Ай бұрын
6:33 I am afraid that there are too many minecraft KZheadrs in one picture for this statement to age well
@janrudzki8612Ай бұрын
minecraft yt when talking to women: 🤓 minecarft yter when talking to minors:
@chithiradiasseneviratne3562Ай бұрын
@@chithiradiasseneviratne3562goofy ahh emote 😭
@Zero-cd6hpАй бұрын
I bet 2 months max before someone gets outed
@fiendish9474Ай бұрын
It's going to age like milk 💀
@mrantero01Ай бұрын
50 pages Apanduh document incoming
@tenderandmoist501129 күн бұрын
I love how “Schlatt” is just turning into an annoying older brother that gets pissed off really easily
@punchclubmember5217Ай бұрын
Hes always been my favorite grumpy shlumpasaurus tbh, I am also grumpy and he validates me once in a while 🎉
@SterraRoarАй бұрын
“The Cruel Serial Killer of 1999” is the best
@DrJackHoffАй бұрын
Schlatt moves around like he's never played a video game before
@gameninjac6608Ай бұрын
mr toasten being with all of these big youtubers is truly a step forward for all toast kind
@medevilwalrus3332Ай бұрын
MR TOASTEN GOT EPSTEIN LETS GOOO. another huge step for all the toasts out there
@medevilwalrus3332Ай бұрын
@medevilwalrus3332 can't believe mr tosten works for the federal government
@spap6407Ай бұрын
This is going to be big for the toast rights movement
@Professor_BrieАй бұрын
You really missed the opportunity to have 100$ postcards that contain bombs reminiscent of the bjork stalker/ teddy K packages that instantly blow up the streamer it was addressed to
@tweasterlingАй бұрын
Nice idea, but it could get him banned due to Twitch moderation.
@ManChild42Ай бұрын
@@ManChild42he goes back to yt which is a W
@catsarecoolandawesomeАй бұрын
@@ManChild42 Could just name it "surprise mail" and have the explosion not do block damage, just extreme knockback
@BierBart12Ай бұрын
Teddy k is crazy 💀
@blurrysuprisedcat8334Ай бұрын
If you watch Mr. Toasten you'd know he's actively working towards this goal
@tango_doggyАй бұрын
oh, it wasn't a bit. y'all really made a server
@TRIC4pitatorАй бұрын
DUDE YEA i also thought that was a bit 😭 when they were saying that there's going to be lots of people live on this server but only they and berdboi was on i completely didn't think they were serious
@sadqualiАй бұрын
Haven’t really watched much Schlatt content since the SMP live days, but this popped up in my recommendations and has made me happy
@ovalsquareАй бұрын
You’re only getting his feed when it involves Minecraft 😂that’s great
@OfficialSalzuАй бұрын
so true, love to see a lot of names from the smplive too
@mates5DАй бұрын
Same old shat
@LambertzsАй бұрын
oh you were one of those
@johnnykiehn1872Ай бұрын
His vlogs are pretty damn good
@User-mx1kqАй бұрын
Bro, pulling up Mika’s stream on the public tv to figure out where he was, was genius.
@green7449Ай бұрын
wHERE? what time?
@CottonthefoxАй бұрын
@@Cottonthefox2:53:12
@rei-ayanami-loverАй бұрын
Mr.Toasten is the best one here. He makes up for everyone’s yapping.
@bigboathossАй бұрын
By being completely silent, even in his own streams
@ScotchOffTheRocksАй бұрын
Shlatts bit this whole stream 1. Be the angry grandpa neighbor 2. Fumble the bag with woman 3. Killed Joe Biden and is on the run Amazing
@helpfulreaper7684Ай бұрын
I love how schlatt just goes around making sure people are having fun
@coop4Ай бұрын
1:00:00 when he saw the villager named “wilber”. 💀
@JeonginberryАй бұрын
💀
@WilderBatonАй бұрын
yep. that was very funny
@colonel_yuriАй бұрын
Toasten did the same move lmao
@FangBootsАй бұрын
Watch out he bites
@a.o.8527Ай бұрын
@@a.o.8527IM LITERALLY GALLOPING OMG 💀
@user-ws3kp7eu7hАй бұрын
The way he rizzed up the Swedish girls in the worst ways possible was amazing
@el_rodАй бұрын
time?
@Zero-cd6hpАй бұрын
@@Zero-cd6hparound 3:20:00 probably awhile before
@LezmАй бұрын
@@Zero-cd6hp2:10:00 ish
@OwenbegowenАй бұрын
1:20:00
@locus122224 күн бұрын
last time i watched schlatt stream minecraft i was in highschool, now i work a job and have important shit to do so im glad he’s uploading the vods. it makes me nostalgic like im an old man.
@ZHunterIndsАй бұрын
last time i watched this comment i was a schlogg now i am a schlagger and have important shit to schlett so im glad he's still commenting the comment. it makes me nostalgic like an a schlogg man.
@williamguy5860Ай бұрын
your comment prob makes him feel like a old man now lmao
@Early__Ай бұрын
First time I started watching him was when he was doing those chill advice streams on SMPLive. He was encouraging someone to pursue their CompSci degree and I thought it sounded like a cool career path. Now I work as a software engineer :)
@catcactus1234Ай бұрын
I saw him for the first time in 1988 when he was starting with his "work"
@frankcastle1862Ай бұрын
@@frankcastle1862i witnessed the tragedy of 99 firsthand i was one of the defusers
@SDAWG-6924 күн бұрын
I love seeing the return-to-roots type of Jschlatt content. As a wise man once said, it's like I’m being pulled back into a world where nothing really mattered, where everything was easy, and when, well, I was happy.
@radiosmackАй бұрын
nice pfp bruh
@fruitsoupsАй бұрын
@@fruitsoups Right back at you!
@radiosmackАй бұрын
Great pfp
@lospereyeАй бұрын
TOP
@RockastormАй бұрын
You excited for the new TØP album?
@captainpikle7444Ай бұрын
2:26 The AI pretending to be Schlatt is slipping up and making mistakes, it almost failed the captcha but caught itself last second. I miss Schlatt, too bad he is no longer with us, rest in peace and never forget what happened on September 8th 2022 😔
@TheDestroyerG7XАй бұрын
Nor can we forget september 11-
@Astria11521 күн бұрын
Imagine watching some KZheadr you like and you somehow get into their small private Minecraft server and then about a year later you end up in a huge SMP with the greats. (MrToasten)
@toat_Ай бұрын
I think I speak for everyone when I say how happy i was when I saw Mr toastin in the crowd
@AdamWasnАй бұрын
Bro I watched Mr Toastin's pov first before this, shit is wild
@Element-rb6ezАй бұрын
W
@ilikefrysАй бұрын
Schollet hunting mike is still my favorite moment in this world
@del1cfulАй бұрын
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
@dannyislameАй бұрын
Mika telling a norm McDonald level joke killed me. Not hysterical, but mentally.
@jiffbombastic3694Ай бұрын
It's good to see Mr Toasten helping out a bunch of small streamers and KZheadrs
@warwolf707Ай бұрын
i'm so pleased with jawsh being here. what a great pick
@shuplianceАй бұрын
1:35:04 genuinely why is this such a wholesome moment, schlatt walking along and coming across friends watching someone he likes n they have a little moment, minecraft really is a magical place
@ThePupSquadАй бұрын
Connor: I’m gonna go explore…. Connor: I can’t swim *proceeds to descend into the ocean*
@JustCostiАй бұрын
Best part is at 59:55 where Schlatt runs away from a villager named "Wilbur". Guess he didn't want to get tangled into the allegations like what happened in '99...
@gonfreecss6002Ай бұрын
My wife showed me a video of minx doing her makeup and shmeat walking in and insulting her. It had the captions “abusive dad insults trans son” she thought it was real and I bursted out laughing and had to explain to her shlort
@misterjman911Ай бұрын
Petition for captain sparklez to preform fallen kingdom live at a concert on the server
@ironjim5883Ай бұрын
if he sung it in the first place.
@themoistyboy5126Ай бұрын
@@themoistyboy5126wdym
@nekomimicatearsАй бұрын
I still can’t believe someone uploaded this stream in Schlatt’s honor. It’s almost like he’s still with us. Soar high, king.
@twistedjake_Ай бұрын
I can't believe I successfully tricked schlatt into saying "uwu" with my card @ 39:42 still luv u bbygirl~
@stoffystofstofbergАй бұрын
IM IRISH DANCING HELP
@chuuyaa69Ай бұрын
That's going into the sound effect pad
@curousity21 күн бұрын
schlittle never fails to fill me with his warm liquids
@DaSpedSquadАй бұрын
Good
@Nothing_yet_get_Ай бұрын
Are you full?
@Nothing_yet_get_Ай бұрын
With his warm liquid?
@Nothing_yet_get_Ай бұрын
Oh!
@WrenisnotonlinerightnowАй бұрын
You better be talking about isopropyl
@Kokopell-EАй бұрын
For those watching for the minecraft content. He starts building at exactly 1:00:00
@wyattwatson9848Ай бұрын
😭
@user-ws3kp7eu7hАй бұрын
He timed it perfectly
@AMRITCHETRI249Ай бұрын
MR TOASTEN
@groudonplays1927Ай бұрын
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
@masterchief4150Ай бұрын
MR TOASTEN!!!!
@erkkok5036Ай бұрын
YESSSSSS!!
@SidthemanАй бұрын
He found the ip, it was 1999
@sumdude1176Ай бұрын
Rip jerf ripstein
@sumdude1176Ай бұрын
whens epstein a member of sleep deprived
@KoiYokanАй бұрын
AntVenom is there
@flameguy3416Ай бұрын
6:30 WHY DID YOU DO IT
@toat_Ай бұрын
Mika vs Schlatt as a bit never fails to ruin my day. SDP making a server ruined my life. Thanks.
@dylanvonderhorst5900Ай бұрын
I like how in essentially 2 hours his big accomplishment was making a mail box and some stairs
@LumenderАй бұрын
mika has his fucking e-kitten on the server thats crazy
@suutАй бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was womndering who that was
@ColumnerАй бұрын
It’s really interesting to see “sponge” make a return to minecraft content
@LgnzzzАй бұрын
the Wilbur villager 💀💀💀
@Uncle_GrittyАй бұрын
I wonder what schlatt thinks of that whole situation. I’m still not 100% what happened anyways.
@burgerman3634Ай бұрын
I never watched all that stuff because I’m not a obsessive 12 year old, so all that drama I have no investment in, but I just want to know, was there any evidence for that claim? Is it actually true? Or is it yet another case of someone on the internet accusing someone of a crime, usually with just their account, and when there is evidence it’s usually just text messages (which are easier to fake) and then everyone instantly believing them for some reason despite that the fact that just saying something is not evidence, the fact that people lying has happened before, and the fact that people will say “oh yea innocent until proven guilty” whenever something is confirmed false, only to then forget that the next time there are accusations. If you can’t tell I’m really fucking tired of this whole cycle, and I’m not believing claims anymore without substantial evidence.
@silverfox4542Ай бұрын
@@silverfox4542the fact that u wrote all that proves ur invested in it and that ur no better than the “obsessive 12 year olds” that u claim to not be
@usurysuspect826Ай бұрын
@@usurysuspect826 That was a joke, I know not everyone who watched those Minecraft SMP’s, or SMP’s in general, are children or are all like that. I’m sorry if I made it sound that way. I don’t see how me expressing that I’m tired of people automatically believing any allegations and explaining what I mean makes me invested in this particular case though. Also, I unfortunately over write things a lot.
@silverfox4542Ай бұрын
@@silverfox4542well you fall face first bud because they are true, there’s lots of evidence of Wilbur’s habits and people who used to be friends coming out about it. His response did no good deal for him and didn’t even try to discredit the accusations (she didn’t even mention his name ig people connected the dots), it’s safe to say that this is another example of not believing everything you see online, people are not who they seem and it looks like he even deceived the very people he was close with. The whole situation is very disappointing but at the same time not surprising, he always made his audience perceive him as this all accepting, wise, and emotionally intelligent person, I guess you can say it was “too good to be true”.
@swirlffle8323Ай бұрын
my favorite part is how uninterested jawsh is, he's just doing his own thing, not focusing on content
@blank9679Ай бұрын
Dude when he was just saying hotel mario before the lines happend was so funnyto me
@tonyjones8706Ай бұрын
The fact the nopeify wasn't on stage with the other Sleep Deprived members despite carrying this channel is an insult to us goonettes
@DeathsWhistleАй бұрын
He was in his truest form at the end
@spap6407Ай бұрын
I'm also disappointed at the lack of Moist representation
@littlekirby6Ай бұрын
@@littlekirby6 MOIST IS IN THE SDMP I JUST SAW HIM!! A victory for us moist lovers
@DeathsWhistleАй бұрын
@@DeathsWhistle praise be unto him
@littlekirby6Ай бұрын
Schlatt should get a monopoly on paper by having his new world explorers find all of the sugar cane for miles, making it a very scarce resource that only schlatt has. Only selling it as paper or sugar so only he has access to the cane.
@apackalu2718Ай бұрын
I am immeasurably happy that Mr. Toasten is back.
@KakosSetАй бұрын
So am I
@caboose-kx8biАй бұрын
And this time he can hear their screams 🎉
@a_plastic_bagАй бұрын
1:00:42 If anyone is wondering, Its MrToasten, he just goes in through alternative ways to the land, digs some holes, and bails in case Schlip Schlop returns
@evilchild1851Ай бұрын
BAHAHAHAH THE BIT WHERE HE SAW THE VILLAGER CALLED WILBER AND MADE THAT NOISE WAS VILE LMFAO
@AUGHJАй бұрын
Hes spent all his money, and look where it brought him. Right back to Minecraft.
@SS-gn3xbАй бұрын
Oil up big guy
@flosul979Ай бұрын
Yep, you're banned (joke, but seriously, are we gonna get down bad for jschlatt... he's already taken.)
@ManChild42Ай бұрын
@@ManChild42wait what?
@scotfraser9989Ай бұрын
taken by the game @@scotfraser9989
@murkjeАй бұрын
whuh?
@b1xssom838Ай бұрын
@@ManChild42by the grind ofc!
@sillyguyandcoАй бұрын
2:52:52 When schlatt actually starts sprinting you know schitts getting serious
@masonh8326Ай бұрын
Foreshadowing, him saying they can play off stream- im waiting for the next episode to be a giant mansion in classic comedy minecrafter fashion
@RufeeColadaАй бұрын
1:22:19 “That’s what they call rizz ladies and gentlemen” is so fucking funny
@betterthanmylastusername5927Ай бұрын
Schlatt, genuinely please keep streaming and uploading these vods. I have really begun to love your sense of humor more and more and I can't wait to watch you as I go through high school.
@MNFire29Ай бұрын
schlatt being in a murderous drunk rage was truly one of the moments of all time
@birdwithahat4074Ай бұрын
"shlarpt" opened his first sever back in '99
@favytube3735Ай бұрын
banned
@toxighost3226Ай бұрын
He really used to serve.
@toat_Ай бұрын
@@toat_goodness gracious
@kovici7226Ай бұрын
And we all know what happened…
@Bigtay.20Ай бұрын
thank you for bringing back what smp live left behind ive missed this feeling from mc content, even if it isnt 100% faithful to how it was before
@2174UMRONАй бұрын
It has been years since I have seen Antvenom, feels like it was only a few years ago he did 4 pillar survival with cavemanfilms
@adrianmartinez5765Ай бұрын
Good thing mr toastin is in the bdsmp
@Solid_CCАй бұрын
i’m so proud of Mr. Toasten
@diamond-sk2llАй бұрын
Shlaticus : *sees villager named Wilber*, "euheu" shladdy: "ooohh duckies", *proceeds to kill them without a second thought*
@hum4n824Ай бұрын
cliff and lynnette lore goes crazy
@hum4n824Ай бұрын
2:57:50 this entire segment felt like a horror movie like everyone was trying to escape death but were being stupid about it and schlatt was just walking at a steady pace
@tapeboy7800Ай бұрын
This is going in my edging folder 🥩🤛
@Yogibear899Ай бұрын
Schlatt does play like an npc dude bro never touches the sprint button and it looks like he’s playing on an Xbox 360 controller dude
@elwen8525Ай бұрын
43:37 so many funny moments in a row😂
@manishmadarie814Ай бұрын
I haven't seen a minecraft video in years and its nice seeing captain and ant, loved minecraft hungergames
@SuperTristin101Ай бұрын
2:25:20 Connor’s stimming matched with the music perfecly
@sleepynoehamsАй бұрын
" who goes by they/them pronouns...." "oh-!"
@lostghost120228 күн бұрын
Ive kinda fallen off Jschlatt content since SMP Live ended (along with content from its other members) and I'm glad to see a few familiar faces, I think this is gonna be great time.
@herebemnstrsАй бұрын
just in case you see this i think cavemanfilms would be a good addition to the SDMP, he's currently stuck in the algorithm making fnaf content and this could help his career return to how it was. he's one of the OG's.
@chewchew1984Ай бұрын
i agree with this
@hen0tic02Ай бұрын
Very excited for this era of stream. Please do an eu friendly stream
@wormicide3651Ай бұрын
he's not going to
@ManChild42Ай бұрын
Euros don't deserve that
@Jiub_SNАй бұрын
@@Jiub_SN:(
@lejaaaaaАй бұрын
MrToasten the best goonet in SDMP is back!!!!
@atreeseedlingАй бұрын
2:54:22 the intensity to kill a man with no motivation to kill you for the 4th time is wildly craxy
@FatNugz420Ай бұрын
Poor mika, he deserved it for conspiring to kill Lord Schlumacher
@dodew1066Ай бұрын
Smile yall! We're in that one video essay in the future!!
@toat_Ай бұрын
Woo!
@diamond-sk2llАй бұрын
cheese!!
@_MrKingshitАй бұрын
:D
@titanic55Ай бұрын
Hello future people 💀
@1ts_NeoАй бұрын
I envy MrToasten’s existence dude, there is nobody as cool as that fellow roaming this earth with his big brain iq
@JusstDexxАй бұрын
chat, how many more groomers are gonna come out of this server? as you all know that's the only gauge for the success of an smp
@TRIC4pitatorАй бұрын
If I had to bet the kidney on it I'd say 1 will be. The fame will get to them and their DMs will be open.
@flameguy3416Ай бұрын
mrtoasten would never
@rattfishАй бұрын
Don't worry, Mr Toasten will make sure nobody acts out. Oh my god he actually did 8:12
@toat_Ай бұрын
its got the vibes of a moderately evil crazycraft i love this
@rigmaroulАй бұрын
Hey Schlatt, thank you for inviting me, unfortunately I could not participate in the opening but I'm willing to join and stream it to my 2 viewers, waiting for your response below this comment. (I've already sent you the required 10k)
@oreagnosАй бұрын
45:20 the silence is deafening. Lmao. I cracked up
@Jamwithpale15Ай бұрын
Thank God Ted and Tucker are there
@slade3511Ай бұрын
love the end where schlatt reenacts the murder of caesar
@cuttlefishfanАй бұрын
Mr toasten is in this one! As an actual member
@lime543lime4Ай бұрын
One of the greatest parts of this is that Jawsh is back on here. I'm actively so happy about that.
@ChridsBopАй бұрын
2:51:50 lol I love how that king-like music plays when CaptainSparklez joins.
@Lamm_yАй бұрын
"Let's make a crafting table" Best segue of all time
@welshthor25 күн бұрын
1:00:00 seeing some familiar faces 😭😭😭
@SN0WY5T4RАй бұрын
I love that 1 hour and 15 minutes into the stream all he’s made is a dirt hut 😂
@JaiCee.Ай бұрын
I do enjoy that there are some people from when I was a lot younger in this server
@laughingtuxedo8265Ай бұрын
“I HATE MAIL” subtle Eric Andre reference
@_SamC_Ай бұрын
“with no pedophiles” hermitcraft:🤐
@Ryzvx.Ай бұрын
This is probably my favorite video you ever made! Please make more bro
I get the feeling the “no pedophiles” assertion is gonna end up untrue eventually,
gonna age like milk
Shhh
fr 😭
Why'd you bring that up?
incoming aztro (ACKro) leaks
the IMMEDIATE reaction when that villager was named wilbur has me fucking dying
true
Time?
@@shivshankar1409 1:00:00
He was scared it was gonna bite him
“uhm” 😟 🏃♂️
Schlatt is the opposite of a comfort streamer. This is like watching a stressed out alcoholic dad
my favorite discomfort streamer
The way Schlatt plays Minecraft feels like a cutscene that never ends
That is the perfect way to describe it
Like the csgo clip lmao
I don’t understand?
@@Rezitaig he's slow, and moves his camera smoothly
He plays it like a gameplay trailer
You're missing part of your beard
hopefully it's just the lighting 😭
I stole it lmao
@@iamnubb_ it's free.
It hasn't loaded yet
@@iamnubb_did it taste like blood
Shlatt made around $1000 in about 15 minutes from those postcards, from those who were wondering. And he just kept getting more and more.
Good, the employee getting paid!
I fucking love capitalism
i also love fucking capitalists
truly a genius business strategy
glad i have to work a month and a half for that
I love how schlatt yells and shouts at everyone that enters his property, then Jawsh just waltz's through without saying a word and all schlatt can do is pout his fat lip and clap
yes
Jawsh’s social interaction on this server is 10x more than any other minecraft server he’s been a part of.
Jawsh is very socially awkward it’s crazy
Schlag has had a soft spot for jawshie poo since the Carson smp way back when
Cuz jawsh never overstayed his welcome or destroyed his land
It’s crazy how Mr.Toasten became a VIP after finding their Minecraft server
Dude literally got a YT career from hacking into the sdp server lol
@@jaythamalt Bro got to meet so many people from this
He deserves it ❤
@@caboose-kx8biI mean, he literally assassinated Epstein, so that’s pretty impressive
@@jaythamaltNah it was his server, Sleep Deprived just happened to move in there
This vod is hilarious. It plays like an long form of one of those late night sitcoms where we follow a grumpy old man minding his own business and trying to do mundane things while a huge cast of wacky characters just show up at random and complicate things.
Wait so this is partly scripted right?
@@VivifyEnvyScripted as in people individually think of jokes sometimes beforehand and often times on the spot and others react to it for the first time? Then yes. But no, it's not scripted in the sense that they've planned out everything interaction and event. They're legitimately playing minecraft and mostly just coming up with bits on the spot. they're entertainers, and they have millions in following. so they're rightly good at what they do
@@jackbtingeyi think improv is the apt term
hey sorry that I’m late, sleep deprived has us writers working overtime to fuel this project. Yeah the server is fully scripted though, not planning to get stuck with “story focused rp” and make more one-off episodes with vague continuity. We are in talks with twitch about setting up adult content timeslots since there’s been interest expressed from the customer’s desperate after hot tub streams took that hit. Happy to see the response our writing is getting!
Great work on the writing@@-cyndaquil! Keep up the great work! Great writing, very nice, very hot!!!
CaptainSparklez meeting MrToasten is exactly what I needed today
timestamp?
what a moment in history
MR TOASTEN WITH THE MC OGS IS HILARIOUS
What do you mean? MrToasten has always been and always will be.
Mister toasten is the og’s OG
@@NokoTheTaco sorry this man is from universe a the alternative world where the twin towers fell and the pentagon was hit. also a universe where tony suprano and schlatt did some stuff in 1999
bros livin the dream fr
@fazeking448 whaddya mean, what towers were hit? Also the Pentagon was bombed and relocated in 1989. Dunno what you are talking about man.
6:33 I am afraid that there are too many minecraft KZheadrs in one picture for this statement to age well
minecraft yt when talking to women: 🤓 minecarft yter when talking to minors:
@@chithiradiasseneviratne3562goofy ahh emote 😭
I bet 2 months max before someone gets outed
It's going to age like milk 💀
50 pages Apanduh document incoming
I love how “Schlatt” is just turning into an annoying older brother that gets pissed off really easily
Hes always been my favorite grumpy shlumpasaurus tbh, I am also grumpy and he validates me once in a while 🎉
“The Cruel Serial Killer of 1999” is the best
Schlatt moves around like he's never played a video game before
mr toasten being with all of these big youtubers is truly a step forward for all toast kind
MR TOASTEN GOT EPSTEIN LETS GOOO. another huge step for all the toasts out there
@medevilwalrus3332 can't believe mr tosten works for the federal government
This is going to be big for the toast rights movement
You really missed the opportunity to have 100$ postcards that contain bombs reminiscent of the bjork stalker/ teddy K packages that instantly blow up the streamer it was addressed to
Nice idea, but it could get him banned due to Twitch moderation.
@@ManChild42he goes back to yt which is a W
@@ManChild42 Could just name it "surprise mail" and have the explosion not do block damage, just extreme knockback
Teddy k is crazy 💀
If you watch Mr. Toasten you'd know he's actively working towards this goal
oh, it wasn't a bit. y'all really made a server
DUDE YEA i also thought that was a bit 😭 when they were saying that there's going to be lots of people live on this server but only they and berdboi was on i completely didn't think they were serious
Haven’t really watched much Schlatt content since the SMP live days, but this popped up in my recommendations and has made me happy
You’re only getting his feed when it involves Minecraft 😂that’s great
so true, love to see a lot of names from the smplive too
Same old shat
oh you were one of those
His vlogs are pretty damn good
Bro, pulling up Mika’s stream on the public tv to figure out where he was, was genius.
wHERE? what time?
@@Cottonthefox2:53:12
Mr.Toasten is the best one here. He makes up for everyone’s yapping.
By being completely silent, even in his own streams
Shlatts bit this whole stream 1. Be the angry grandpa neighbor 2. Fumble the bag with woman 3. Killed Joe Biden and is on the run Amazing
I love how schlatt just goes around making sure people are having fun
1:00:00 when he saw the villager named “wilber”. 💀
💀
yep. that was very funny
Toasten did the same move lmao
Watch out he bites
@@a.o.8527IM LITERALLY GALLOPING OMG 💀
The way he rizzed up the Swedish girls in the worst ways possible was amazing
time?
@@Zero-cd6hparound 3:20:00 probably awhile before
@@Zero-cd6hp2:10:00 ish
1:20:00
last time i watched schlatt stream minecraft i was in highschool, now i work a job and have important shit to do so im glad he’s uploading the vods. it makes me nostalgic like im an old man.
last time i watched this comment i was a schlogg now i am a schlagger and have important shit to schlett so im glad he's still commenting the comment. it makes me nostalgic like an a schlogg man.
your comment prob makes him feel like a old man now lmao
First time I started watching him was when he was doing those chill advice streams on SMPLive. He was encouraging someone to pursue their CompSci degree and I thought it sounded like a cool career path. Now I work as a software engineer :)
I saw him for the first time in 1988 when he was starting with his "work"
@@frankcastle1862i witnessed the tragedy of 99 firsthand i was one of the defusers
I love seeing the return-to-roots type of Jschlatt content. As a wise man once said, it's like I’m being pulled back into a world where nothing really mattered, where everything was easy, and when, well, I was happy.
nice pfp bruh
@@fruitsoups Right back at you!
Great pfp
TOP
You excited for the new TØP album?
2:26 The AI pretending to be Schlatt is slipping up and making mistakes, it almost failed the captcha but caught itself last second. I miss Schlatt, too bad he is no longer with us, rest in peace and never forget what happened on September 8th 2022 😔
Nor can we forget september 11-
Imagine watching some KZheadr you like and you somehow get into their small private Minecraft server and then about a year later you end up in a huge SMP with the greats. (MrToasten)
I think I speak for everyone when I say how happy i was when I saw Mr toastin in the crowd
Bro I watched Mr Toastin's pov first before this, shit is wild
W
Schollet hunting mike is still my favorite moment in this world
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Mika telling a norm McDonald level joke killed me. Not hysterical, but mentally.
It's good to see Mr Toasten helping out a bunch of small streamers and KZheadrs
i'm so pleased with jawsh being here. what a great pick
1:35:04 genuinely why is this such a wholesome moment, schlatt walking along and coming across friends watching someone he likes n they have a little moment, minecraft really is a magical place
Connor: I’m gonna go explore…. Connor: I can’t swim *proceeds to descend into the ocean*
Best part is at 59:55 where Schlatt runs away from a villager named "Wilbur". Guess he didn't want to get tangled into the allegations like what happened in '99...
My wife showed me a video of minx doing her makeup and shmeat walking in and insulting her. It had the captions “abusive dad insults trans son” she thought it was real and I bursted out laughing and had to explain to her shlort
Petition for captain sparklez to preform fallen kingdom live at a concert on the server
if he sung it in the first place.
@@themoistyboy5126wdym
I still can’t believe someone uploaded this stream in Schlatt’s honor. It’s almost like he’s still with us. Soar high, king.
I can't believe I successfully tricked schlatt into saying "uwu" with my card @ 39:42 still luv u bbygirl~
IM IRISH DANCING HELP
That's going into the sound effect pad
schlittle never fails to fill me with his warm liquids
Good
Are you full?
With his warm liquid?
Oh!
You better be talking about isopropyl
For those watching for the minecraft content. He starts building at exactly 1:00:00
😭
He timed it perfectly
MR TOASTEN
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
MR TOASTEN!!!!
YESSSSSS!!
He found the ip, it was 1999
Rip jerf ripstein
whens epstein a member of sleep deprived
AntVenom is there
6:30 WHY DID YOU DO IT
Mika vs Schlatt as a bit never fails to ruin my day. SDP making a server ruined my life. Thanks.
I like how in essentially 2 hours his big accomplishment was making a mail box and some stairs
mika has his fucking e-kitten on the server thats crazy
😭😭😭😭😭😭 i was womndering who that was
It’s really interesting to see “sponge” make a return to minecraft content
the Wilbur villager 💀💀💀
I wonder what schlatt thinks of that whole situation. I’m still not 100% what happened anyways.
I never watched all that stuff because I’m not a obsessive 12 year old, so all that drama I have no investment in, but I just want to know, was there any evidence for that claim? Is it actually true? Or is it yet another case of someone on the internet accusing someone of a crime, usually with just their account, and when there is evidence it’s usually just text messages (which are easier to fake) and then everyone instantly believing them for some reason despite that the fact that just saying something is not evidence, the fact that people lying has happened before, and the fact that people will say “oh yea innocent until proven guilty” whenever something is confirmed false, only to then forget that the next time there are accusations. If you can’t tell I’m really fucking tired of this whole cycle, and I’m not believing claims anymore without substantial evidence.
@@silverfox4542the fact that u wrote all that proves ur invested in it and that ur no better than the “obsessive 12 year olds” that u claim to not be
@@usurysuspect826 That was a joke, I know not everyone who watched those Minecraft SMP’s, or SMP’s in general, are children or are all like that. I’m sorry if I made it sound that way. I don’t see how me expressing that I’m tired of people automatically believing any allegations and explaining what I mean makes me invested in this particular case though. Also, I unfortunately over write things a lot.
@@silverfox4542well you fall face first bud because they are true, there’s lots of evidence of Wilbur’s habits and people who used to be friends coming out about it. His response did no good deal for him and didn’t even try to discredit the accusations (she didn’t even mention his name ig people connected the dots), it’s safe to say that this is another example of not believing everything you see online, people are not who they seem and it looks like he even deceived the very people he was close with. The whole situation is very disappointing but at the same time not surprising, he always made his audience perceive him as this all accepting, wise, and emotionally intelligent person, I guess you can say it was “too good to be true”.
my favorite part is how uninterested jawsh is, he's just doing his own thing, not focusing on content
Dude when he was just saying hotel mario before the lines happend was so funnyto me
The fact the nopeify wasn't on stage with the other Sleep Deprived members despite carrying this channel is an insult to us goonettes
He was in his truest form at the end
I'm also disappointed at the lack of Moist representation
@@littlekirby6 MOIST IS IN THE SDMP I JUST SAW HIM!! A victory for us moist lovers
@@DeathsWhistle praise be unto him
Schlatt should get a monopoly on paper by having his new world explorers find all of the sugar cane for miles, making it a very scarce resource that only schlatt has. Only selling it as paper or sugar so only he has access to the cane.
I am immeasurably happy that Mr. Toasten is back.
So am I
And this time he can hear their screams 🎉
1:00:42 If anyone is wondering, Its MrToasten, he just goes in through alternative ways to the land, digs some holes, and bails in case Schlip Schlop returns
BAHAHAHAH THE BIT WHERE HE SAW THE VILLAGER CALLED WILBER AND MADE THAT NOISE WAS VILE LMFAO
Hes spent all his money, and look where it brought him. Right back to Minecraft.
Oil up big guy
Yep, you're banned (joke, but seriously, are we gonna get down bad for jschlatt... he's already taken.)
@@ManChild42wait what?
taken by the game @@scotfraser9989
whuh?
@@ManChild42by the grind ofc!
2:52:52 When schlatt actually starts sprinting you know schitts getting serious
Foreshadowing, him saying they can play off stream- im waiting for the next episode to be a giant mansion in classic comedy minecrafter fashion
1:22:19 “That’s what they call rizz ladies and gentlemen” is so fucking funny
Schlatt, genuinely please keep streaming and uploading these vods. I have really begun to love your sense of humor more and more and I can't wait to watch you as I go through high school.
schlatt being in a murderous drunk rage was truly one of the moments of all time
"shlarpt" opened his first sever back in '99
banned
He really used to serve.
@@toat_goodness gracious
And we all know what happened…
thank you for bringing back what smp live left behind ive missed this feeling from mc content, even if it isnt 100% faithful to how it was before
It has been years since I have seen Antvenom, feels like it was only a few years ago he did 4 pillar survival with cavemanfilms
Good thing mr toastin is in the bdsmp
i’m so proud of Mr. Toasten
Shlaticus : *sees villager named Wilber*, "euheu" shladdy: "ooohh duckies", *proceeds to kill them without a second thought*
cliff and lynnette lore goes crazy
2:57:50 this entire segment felt like a horror movie like everyone was trying to escape death but were being stupid about it and schlatt was just walking at a steady pace
This is going in my edging folder 🥩🤛
Schlatt does play like an npc dude bro never touches the sprint button and it looks like he’s playing on an Xbox 360 controller dude
43:37 so many funny moments in a row😂
I haven't seen a minecraft video in years and its nice seeing captain and ant, loved minecraft hungergames
2:25:20 Connor’s stimming matched with the music perfecly
" who goes by they/them pronouns...." "oh-!"
Ive kinda fallen off Jschlatt content since SMP Live ended (along with content from its other members) and I'm glad to see a few familiar faces, I think this is gonna be great time.
just in case you see this i think cavemanfilms would be a good addition to the SDMP, he's currently stuck in the algorithm making fnaf content and this could help his career return to how it was. he's one of the OG's.
i agree with this
Very excited for this era of stream. Please do an eu friendly stream
he's not going to
Euros don't deserve that
@@Jiub_SN:(
MrToasten the best goonet in SDMP is back!!!!
2:54:22 the intensity to kill a man with no motivation to kill you for the 4th time is wildly craxy
Poor mika, he deserved it for conspiring to kill Lord Schlumacher
Smile yall! We're in that one video essay in the future!!
Woo!
cheese!!
:D
Hello future people 💀
I envy MrToasten’s existence dude, there is nobody as cool as that fellow roaming this earth with his big brain iq
chat, how many more groomers are gonna come out of this server? as you all know that's the only gauge for the success of an smp
If I had to bet the kidney on it I'd say 1 will be. The fame will get to them and their DMs will be open.
mrtoasten would never
Don't worry, Mr Toasten will make sure nobody acts out. Oh my god he actually did 8:12
its got the vibes of a moderately evil crazycraft i love this
Hey Schlatt, thank you for inviting me, unfortunately I could not participate in the opening but I'm willing to join and stream it to my 2 viewers, waiting for your response below this comment. (I've already sent you the required 10k)
45:20 the silence is deafening. Lmao. I cracked up
Thank God Ted and Tucker are there
love the end where schlatt reenacts the murder of caesar
Mr toasten is in this one! As an actual member
One of the greatest parts of this is that Jawsh is back on here. I'm actively so happy about that.
2:51:50 lol I love how that king-like music plays when CaptainSparklez joins.
"Let's make a crafting table" Best segue of all time
1:00:00 seeing some familiar faces 😭😭😭
I love that 1 hour and 15 minutes into the stream all he’s made is a dirt hut 😂
I do enjoy that there are some people from when I was a lot younger in this server
“I HATE MAIL” subtle Eric Andre reference
“with no pedophiles” hermitcraft:🤐
This is probably my favorite video you ever made! Please make more bro
"willing to trade sex" 😭😭
HOLY SHIT MR TOASTEN IS BACK‼️