Schlatt Becomes God's Drunkest Fisherman (SDMP)

2024 ж. 29 Нау.
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SDMP Ep. 2
Streamed on 03/24/24
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  • SDMP and Hermitcraft have so many things in common 1. Post 2. Mad Fisher men 3. No pedophiles 4. A guy who everyone watched when they where a kid

    @SneakyStevie200@SneakyStevie200Ай бұрын
    • No pedophiles THAT WE KNOW OF

      @niphraz6079@niphraz6079Ай бұрын
    • within maximum 5 years point 3 will no longer be true

      @aaronlycan6595@aaronlycan6595Ай бұрын
    • @@aaronlycan6595it’s definitely mika

      @light_gladiator4047@light_gladiator4047Ай бұрын
    • @@light_gladiator4047Nuh uh

      @5nhyfiery@5nhyfieryАй бұрын
    • ​@@light_gladiator4047 Mika is the least suspect. I predict it's gonna be uhh.. uhm uhhhh...

      @dank90@dank90Ай бұрын
  • women want me fish fear me mermaids have mixed reviews

    @kaled8839@kaled8839Ай бұрын
    • mermaids fear they want you

      @TheEmeraldSploosh@TheEmeraldSplooshАй бұрын
    • My dumbass thought this was a riddle

      @daisy1641@daisy1641Ай бұрын
    • this line goes so hard for some reason

      @inteo_@inteo_Ай бұрын
    • Mermaids want to fear you

      @Chrizz_YT@Chrizz_YTАй бұрын
    • I HAVE A DAD HAT THAT SAYS THAT LMFAO

      @MILLIE_CHARLIE@MILLIE_CHARLIEАй бұрын
  • sleep deprived never fails to make me fish

    @Moose_Topia@Moose_TopiaАй бұрын
    • i think you spelt finish wrong

      @EightsYT@EightsYTАй бұрын
    • Unnh, I’m gonna fish 😫

      @benjaminhixson3918@benjaminhixson3918Ай бұрын
    • Fun fact this isn’t a sleep deprived video

      @Labrador78@Labrador78Ай бұрын
    • ​@benjaminhixson3918 I'm bouta fiiiiiissshhhhhhhhh.

      @kewlergarfthe2nd374@kewlergarfthe2nd374Ай бұрын
    • @Labrador78 sleep deprived multi player

      @Moose_Topia@Moose_TopiaАй бұрын
  • Him checking mail feels like some cooked children's show

    @nannerpie6184@nannerpie6184Ай бұрын
    • Merrill Howard Kaylin 's cooking shit to be exact

      @dwier1@dwier1Ай бұрын
    • Blue's Clues Schlatt's Clatts

      @BierBart12@BierBart12Ай бұрын
  • "I did some off screen mining" - Jschlatt. "Totally have op" - Jschlatt

    @AdamWasn@AdamWasnАй бұрын
    • "I follow my daddy's instructions- uh-" -Jschlatt

      @ActuallyDramly@ActuallyDramly23 күн бұрын
    • also 34:18

      @ActuallyDramly@ActuallyDramly23 күн бұрын
  • hearing "schlatt" talk about hermitcraft and grian suffering over mending books literally broke my mind. like literally, "schlatt" broke into my head and took all of my brain cells. give them back.

    @i_like_sleep422@i_like_sleep422Ай бұрын
  • Jschlatt should dress up like an old timey oil baron, and get someone to paint him. Then he should frame the painting and hang it up in his room.

    @omnicarver@omnicarverАй бұрын
    • HARD AGREE

      @lunanovaa_@lunanovaa_Ай бұрын
    • he should dress up like a cat maid

      @Ahnock@AhnockАй бұрын
    • just for fun

      @Ahnock@AhnockАй бұрын
  • Grian is foaming at the mouth rn

    @T-M-P-M@T-M-P-MАй бұрын
    • i was about to say that lol

      @ChWiBa@ChWiBa22 күн бұрын
  • I love how Schlatt fails to do anything for 40 minutes 😭

    @bbmmassivechicken9253@bbmmassivechicken9253Ай бұрын
  • I’ve already watched the stream, but because “big schdingleschemer the third” is definately not holding my entire extended family hostage, I’m watching this for a second time!

    @Pilloot.@Pilloot.Ай бұрын
    • i love how you were so good with words and then spelled definitively wrong 😢 ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ

      @chelseaherrington22@chelseaherrington22Ай бұрын
  • SWAGGER SLOWLY TURNING TO LOOK AT THE CUCK SHED HAD ME DEAD

    @shimy2593@shimy2593Ай бұрын
  • even tho this is all incredibly strange because everyone is acting contenty and awkward, i am genuinely hyped for more of theses minecraft vods xD

    @sabersight908@sabersight908Ай бұрын
    • You should watch more Jawsh POV

      @TravoC@TravoCАй бұрын
    • ​@@TravoC jawsh just walking through schlatts base is so great, I might have to see what he's doing

      @CrymsonNite@CrymsonNiteАй бұрын
  • start - 0:00 end - 2:09:22

    @isnt-available@isnt-availableАй бұрын
    • Thank you, very helpful👍

      @Soxexe@SoxexeАй бұрын
    • this is the funniest comment i have ever read

      @gardiled222@gardiled222Ай бұрын
    • our beckoning calls into the void, our yearning for a light we will never see that shall forever fade, the last glimmer in the echoing abyss will be extinguished at the hands of the unyielding entropy we call death this comment is meaningless and it will have been forgotten very soon, a pattern-screamer's futile attempt to remain significant in this cruel world very helpful. ten out of ten points.

      @ionisator1@ionisator1Ай бұрын
  • I love knowing that shlatt watches hermitcraft, sdmp and hermitcraft are almost exact opposites

    @Goober_gobbler@Goober_gobblerАй бұрын
  • Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

    @kingofbears6999@kingofbears6999Ай бұрын
    • Throw. It. Back.

      @MarquetteTheFourchette@MarquetteTheFourchetteАй бұрын
    • The most mentally stable fisherman

      @cynicat74@cynicat74Ай бұрын
  • The lack of appreciation for naming a cat Keef means a lack of potheads, I'm disappointed.

    @leduke8012@leduke8012Ай бұрын
    • when I saw the messages in chat talking about stealing keef I thought they were actually talking about stealing weed lol

      @exilemorin04@exilemorin04Ай бұрын
    • A lack of potheads? Good. That's a good thing.

      @FuckLoadOfFat@FuckLoadOfFatАй бұрын
    • @@FuckLoadOfFatfound mr demonizer

      @notdivi@notdiviАй бұрын
    • No lack just all to high to care enough to comment it lmao

      @user-sm9ee4ki9v@user-sm9ee4ki9vАй бұрын
    • I don’t think most of this audience is old enough to even drink

      @spilledcoffee383@spilledcoffee383Ай бұрын
  • It surprises me that "Schlopf" actually joined BDSMP more than once.

    @smavith@smavithАй бұрын
  • “Shoreline” is “fishing” for the bodies that he dumped in the Great Lakes after the “incident” in ‘99

    @ch5rry240@ch5rry240Ай бұрын
    • i could make you disappear

      @Ahnock@AhnockАй бұрын
  • Can We Just Appreciate How Schlatt Tickles Our Neurons.

    @Strings_71@Strings_71Ай бұрын
    • he takes his big hands and fiddles in my ear 💯

      @theAWPspammer@theAWPspammerАй бұрын
    • ​@@theAWPspammer No.

      @voltdoesgd@voltdoesgdАй бұрын
    • Why do u capitalize every word bro????????

      @doomguy2020@doomguy2020Ай бұрын
    • ​@@doomguy2020He Is Tickleing The Tips Of My Pink Fleshy Wrinkly Brain.

      @Hixoltage@HixoltageАй бұрын
    • @@doomguy2020 He Is Making My Electrons Tingle With Exquisite Joy

      @Redfromangrybird@RedfromangrybirdАй бұрын
  • Ngl I could Listen to you and Captain sparkles Talk about cars for hours

    @inspectorroseaidan6236@inspectorroseaidan6236Ай бұрын
  • sdmp : schlatt's Drunk survival multiplayer server

    @Crimeb0y@Crimeb0yАй бұрын
    • where's the p

      @FlyingLine@FlyingLineАй бұрын
    • ​@@FlyingLinep has been pushed

      @scrapanimation3813@scrapanimation3813Ай бұрын
  • I love when "Schlatt" posts to fill me up with his thick, creamy "content"

    @islyknight@islyknightАй бұрын
    • Same

      @Moo_dee_@Moo_dee_Ай бұрын
    • But a lil too much

      @Moo_dee_@Moo_dee_Ай бұрын
    • same man

      @weezetard@weezetardАй бұрын
    • don't talk again

      @yoshy-kk6ni@yoshy-kk6niАй бұрын
    • Same. It leaves a lasting flavor.

      @SalomSands@SalomSandsАй бұрын
  • 1:08:04 the slow drift in speech as the Captain notices "J. Schole" was hilarious

    @crimson-1443@crimson-1443Ай бұрын
  • Finally “schleeping bag” has started streaming again

    @ThatGuyVelvety@ThatGuyVelvetyАй бұрын
  • an affresco is a painting made on a fresh wall, before the concrete dryes out this way the colours stay intact for a longer time because this way they are part of the wall

    @AverageAlcoholEnjoyer@AverageAlcoholEnjoyerАй бұрын
    • btw i'm italian and literally drunk so do not complain about grammar or orthography mistakes. thanks

      @AverageAlcoholEnjoyer@AverageAlcoholEnjoyerАй бұрын
    • @@AverageAlcoholEnjoyerman okey

      @karigrandi7@karigrandi7Ай бұрын
    • Doesn’t that style also use eggs for some reason in the pigment too? I think fresco’s are the ones that need eggs or yolk or something.

      @Wired_User@Wired_UserАй бұрын
    • @@Wired_User yes paint was often made with egg red as base for the pigments but it's not necessary nowadays since we have better colours

      @AverageAlcoholEnjoyer@AverageAlcoholEnjoyerАй бұрын
  • Love these chill streams, really feels like a new golden age of content

    @wormicide3651@wormicide3651Ай бұрын
  • It’s lost comedy that no one sings ‘we just got a letter’ from Blues Clues when they get a letter

    @kateleuschen887@kateleuschen887Ай бұрын
  • i genuinely do love when schlatt streams something other than reactions, something about it is just a bit nicer

    @pirzyx@pirzyxАй бұрын
  • I love when "Schlutticus" fills me up with creamy joy

    @pluto7389@pluto7389Ай бұрын
  • 1:17:10 I love how the Shayne Topp from iCarly bit has spread to all corners of the internet

    @davee3573@davee3573Ай бұрын
  • The portal at 46:14 I literally tried making on minecraft pe around 2010. I didn’t even know about the nether I just knew another dimension existed (even though those were nether reactor days) regardless nostalgia hit hard af

    @lsandjs9793@lsandjs9793Ай бұрын
  • I am way too early to “Schlomain Expansion”’s vod.

    @OfficialKirby@OfficialKirbyАй бұрын
  • Grian: Finally a worthy opponent. Our fishing trips will be legendary!

    @Ace_of_D14monds@Ace_of_D14monds18 күн бұрын
  • watching this with a big stupid grin on my face. cant believe its been 5 years, brings back memories

    @farzanakazi4875@farzanakazi4875Ай бұрын
  • 36:24 jschlatt hasn't laughed this hard since 1999💀

    @Treee327@Treee327Ай бұрын
  • "Schlatts" videos never fail to absolutely ruin, fucking kill my day

    @ateenwholikesvideogames303@ateenwholikesvideogames303Ай бұрын
    • don't be mean

      @opportunityrover6014@opportunityrover6014Ай бұрын
  • Schlatt you should make an anti-gobby weekly newspaper

    @AEZAKM1@AEZAKM1Ай бұрын
  • Jachlatt, please come to my graduation

    @natural5272@natural5272Ай бұрын
  • this is a certified epic schlatt moment

    @Necrotiize@NecrotiizeАй бұрын
  • I really love how "Shlut" never fails to fill us up with thick, creamy dopamine!

    @ryan1670@ryan1670Ай бұрын
  • Jshlatt and Grian need a come together

    @kaidenmoe7382@kaidenmoe7382Ай бұрын
  • SCHLATT, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THE SPRAY.

    @connection_ok@connection_ok3 күн бұрын
  • "i did a little off camera mining" A LITTLE??

    @mtndewandsleepdeprivation@mtndewandsleepdeprivationАй бұрын
  • I've been loving SDMP I think it's the best thing, im happy you brought this back.

    @wealthybone2990@wealthybone2990Ай бұрын
  • i really appreciate the work you guys put in with the sound design and the royalty free video game music actually fitting the vod

    @rtrolite@rtroliteАй бұрын
    • i think jordan actually plays these live !

      @pyroo3@pyroo3Ай бұрын
  • 22:44 BREAKING NEWS!! Popular youtuber and streamer “Jandemonious Schlatt” does not know how to say the word “Madame”

    @user-br4ht1cf8m@user-br4ht1cf8mАй бұрын
  • Hey Schlatt wanna explain how after watching this video I developed a sore throat? 😡

    @horriblewretcheddumpling5440@horriblewretcheddumpling5440Ай бұрын
  • 39:49 you know he was about to say “I’m good at remembering where women live” after what he did in 99’

    @pigoverlord8250@pigoverlord8250Ай бұрын
  • Fly high alcoholic ahh...💔

    @jetstreamersam@jetstreamersamАй бұрын
  • This series makes me so happy thank you

    @maxwell1.0@maxwell1.0Ай бұрын
  • This server is like Mother 3 where the greedy snobby business guy owns the new world with a bunch of relics and remnants still in his possession

    @hgpbm9572@hgpbm9572Ай бұрын
  • Loving the SDMP so far

    @loford9432@loford9432Ай бұрын
  • "the fish come extremely quickly, and i come extremely quickly" -jschlatt

    @imfreefallinq@imfreefallinq4 күн бұрын
  • Schlatt absolutely trashing on hermitcraft never fails to amuse me

    @Nighzenguxhel@NighzenguxhelАй бұрын
  • on the last video schlunkus is just gonna die of mercury poisoning from all the fish

    @chocorocky5705@chocorocky5705Ай бұрын
  • Your video have helped me through rough days I have not been doing good mentally but your videos have helped me stay sane thanks for everything

    @bob-yj9gi@bob-yj9giАй бұрын
  • I’m really liking this series so far

    @kilah.@kilah.Ай бұрын
  • What a great video to appear on the opening of my youtube after my 4 hr crying session. thank you man

    @actuallyagoblin8724@actuallyagoblin8724Ай бұрын
  • playing minecraft while watching schlatt play minecraft while reacting to tiktoks is the best

    @Venus-er9sh@Venus-er9shАй бұрын
  • 53:31 is such a perfect moment

    @Super_Pizzaman5@Super_Pizzaman5Ай бұрын
  • HAPPY EASTER BIG GUY, CHRIST HAS RISEN!

    @henjaiamamiya8795@henjaiamamiya8795Ай бұрын
  • i love how the qhole stream is so chill

    @subcomandantemarcos6728@subcomandantemarcos6728Ай бұрын
    • yea man this shit is kino

      @karigrandi7@karigrandi7Ай бұрын
  • 1:15:14 schlatt meows

    @weirdredstone42@weirdredstone42Ай бұрын
  • Schlatt actually knowing it was Palm Sunday surprises me to my core. would have never have guessed he would know that.

    @Its_gooseneck@Its_gooseneckАй бұрын
    • he's catholic ain't he

      @haiiolaa@haiiolaaАй бұрын
    • dude will curse and be okay with gay people and suddenly can't be catholic. Really says a lot about their public image eh?

      @NoConsequenc3@NoConsequenc3Ай бұрын
    • @@NoConsequenc3it’s not even that i just have never met a practicing catholic before

      @Its_gooseneck@Its_gooseneck3 күн бұрын
  • thank you jshat this is very cool and awesome! we are very proud of you son. keep up the "good" work

    @mewhenurmom6626@mewhenurmom6626Ай бұрын
  • 91 Mazda Miata. 1.6l. Schlatt is rocking popups friends.

    @LucibelleHell@LucibelleHellАй бұрын
  • I screamed when I saw Charborg 🥺 I love seeing the both of yall in one video

    @ratepic789@ratepic789Ай бұрын
  • i love it when schlatt makes my pickle rise

    @tornamp3@tornamp3Ай бұрын
  • We need a lot more of this

    @matthendoug@matthendougАй бұрын
  • every time slatt doesnt have a facecam its bc hes reverted back to his twink form, Jason. the second he turns the face cam on he transforms into his usual goblin self. and dont try to send me pics of "twink schlart" bc we all know that was just the young version of his gobby self. boytoy twink jason is an entirely different being that glows and pulsates. lets just say theres a reason he cant show it

    @katwinabee@katwinabeeАй бұрын
  • honesty its crazy to see two of my top five youtubers in the same minecraft server

    @overusedbyyou6239@overusedbyyou62395 күн бұрын
  • 17:22 was definitely the highlight of my day

    @greyifer@greyiferАй бұрын
  • I love the thumbnail for this omg

    @SAARENNXD@SAARENNXDАй бұрын
  • one hour and five minutes in he finally starts fishing

    @Absolutefiend@AbsolutefiendАй бұрын
  • Every letter he gets is days wage for me

    @bumman7727@bumman7727Ай бұрын
  • I cannot believe "Schkeletool" went off camera and "mined". Thank you!!

    @zakthompson9215@zakthompson9215Ай бұрын
  • Its crazy that Schaltt admitted to going on Grindr in thw first few seconds of the stream. We're proud of you for admitting it king

    @bringurownvibe@bringurownvibeАй бұрын
  • love your dirt shack btw, it's really... lavish

    @edgyname5843@edgyname5843Ай бұрын
  • Shlatt pressing shift and running gave me genuine fear.

    @SillyRabbitCreationz@SillyRabbitCreationzАй бұрын
  • 5:31 Grian fishing got me laughing ngl

    @LinTheanimator@LinTheanimatorАй бұрын
  • Holy shit 2 vods in in a week is schlatt sick

    @grungefrog7840@grungefrog7840Ай бұрын
  • Staying up till 6am to watch these :D

    @Si11y_Wags_@Si11y_Wags_22 күн бұрын
  • Flashbacks to SipsCo the minute Schlatt said he'd be selling dirt

    @rivellionn@rivellionnАй бұрын
  • schlatt open a fish filet targeted McDonald's called McChlatt

    @rappadatrappa@rappadatrappaАй бұрын
  • I am like so happy charborg is making his appearance, so happy right now

    @SisypheanRat@SisypheanRatАй бұрын
  • looking exquisite as always shlorp

    @laurenoxley701@laurenoxley701Ай бұрын
  • Is this the 3rd resurgence of Minecraft? Because I'm here for it dude!

    @Nolys-bk4kd@Nolys-bk4kdАй бұрын
  • leave it up to schlatt to make me feel like i shouldve been involved in the descent of flight 97

    @Air_Joedan@Air_JoedanАй бұрын
  • oh to build things for big boss! love this smp so far!

    @vincentwolfie4989@vincentwolfie4989Ай бұрын
  • Nothing like schlatt and a cup a coffee in tha aftanoons

    @WeSolemn@WeSolemnАй бұрын
  • fish deprived never fails to make me sleep

    @jinj8764@jinj8764Ай бұрын
  • this smp feels like smiling friends humor

    @deltagotgroceries8155@deltagotgroceries8155Ай бұрын
  • I do really hope you keep streaming schlatt

    @vexraz3707@vexraz3707Ай бұрын
  • It was a amazing stream, thanks for all 💕

    @schlatt666@schlatt666Ай бұрын
  • That grain callout is absurd

    @themessenger8656@themessenger8656Ай бұрын
  • when schlatt started talking about fishing, i knew that he watched grian, and then there he is, mentioning that he actually did watch hermitcraft and grian

    @vikbutunserious@vikbutunseriousАй бұрын
  • I just lost a 2 month long project zomboid character during your fishing/cat video cause i was too distracted to notice the zombie coming up behind me. Thanks shlatt, sr dickens the mighty sends his regards from the grave.

    @zelancholy@zelancholyАй бұрын
  • Brother make more of these for when I’m workin

    @Darkrie123456789@Darkrie123456789Ай бұрын
  • I love Charborg, so glad to see that he’s on the server. 😎👍

    @Totally_Not_A_Pigeon@Totally_Not_A_Pigeon23 күн бұрын
  • Schlatt watching hermitcraft is something I didn't think would happen

    @samblam@samblamАй бұрын
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