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Schlatt ranks your HILARIOUS tiktoks.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_
Jschlatt has weird morals. He accepts drunk driving, but the minute you steal traffic equipment you better start running
Yeah, I don't understand why. It's free
@@giraffey1152 minus the prison time
@@giraffey1152 ignore the prison time, free is free. Just don’t go to the court trial, what are they gonna do?
Because traffic equipment helps keep drunk drivers safe
@@thelegendofawesome4483 From the IRS
I was really expecting the Jschlatt waifu cup to just be a picture of him with really exaggerated mutton chops
If only.
Cheeseburger
i wish
Never bought something this fast
How dissapointed my parent will be if they open the package
I had to watch Sclatt’s swift transition from bargaining to anguished screaming at 15:48 on repeat because it was amazing
i just went on this video to rewatch that part and saw this comment lmao
@eazy_eren same
My favorite part about the countdown is how Schlatt acted so genuinely caught in 4K it hurt.
The maniacal laugh of Schlatt with a flamethrower is unforgettable
Dude me too!!!!!
who is "schlatt"
He used a ww2 flame thrower to promotor Japanese cups, little does he know that same thrower probably burnt some Japanese, alive,… ironic
schlat pyro
I was expecting Elon’s flamethrower BUT WE GOT ZE FLAMENWERFER
I've never seen a community that understands and wants to mess with the content creator like schlatt's community. It's disgustingly beautiful.
Jerma is the og with this
If you watch the vods there’s a lot more misses than you’d think there’d be
@@andrewcaddel5082 yeah it gets pretty stale fast
Jerma
1) Jump in the Cadillac to kill Tommy 2) DNF memes to lure Dream for action 3) Dadza moments with PHIIIIL 4) blood for the blood god with Technoblade 5) Wilbur's whatever he's got going on now 6) Ranboo gay support 7) Friendly reminder that Fundy's a furry 8) _wake up_
Schlatt: "Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors, it could save your life! Also Schlatt: *Refuses to wear a seatbelt*
This man is really selling sippy cups to gamers.
and we'll buy em
Schlatt: "Ben, are you going to kill me tonight?" Ben: "Yes" Schlatt: 💀
@@ItzMalick 🗿
Lmao
thats him tonight not now
@@ItzMalick ratio
HIS SCREAM
the reason schlatt doesn’t want us stealing road signs is bc how else is he gonna drive drunk properly?
@dcoog anml yes
Probably
Yep😊
2:21 this is what happens when you give shclatt way too much money 😂
you know "why would I wanna be in that car anyway. it crashed" when talking about flying out of the windshield. is such perfect, yet flawed logic that I can't argue with it
I absolutely love how Schlatt went from a minecraft streamer to literally buying a company and helicopters. I feel like we have watched him grow up, I have been here since the 100k and will be here till the end. LOVE YOU BIG GUY. Also I hope you have went to confession because of what you did on that fateful night in 99'...
He bought it, says right there
Not only that but I googled it he owns the fucking company
I still feel like it’s fake and just a bit
If you look it up it says "Key Points. Controversial content creator Jschlatt owns GamerSupps after purchasing the company in 2022"
The better source is a video on KZhead, jschlatt is in it and he talks about buying everything. He literally says “I bought a helicopter” I think the video is called “Ranking your SCUFFED TikTok memes” or something
1:02 I like how schlatt immensely stared at that countdown when he's about to witness something terrific.
Holy shit triple combo
So many bots in my comment
6 bots
i love how schlatt will yell at anybody for literally anything but he still has the heart to love cats
12:54 The Elevator scene from Evangelion. It ended up in one of the theater releases. I think it is really good at showing the distance and lack of understanding between Asuka and Rei. Asuka especially projects all of her anger and fear onto Rei, and Rei seems to just not understand that, or not care at all. 53 seconds of silence in an elevator only broken by a cough and a slight shuffle.
Fun fact: The whole "alpha" thing is based on a misunderstanding in wolves' behavior, mistaking the mothers of the pack teaching their pups for the way all wolves act with each other.
yeah it makes me a little upset seeing wolf behavior misunderstood like this. im pretty sure wild wolves can have dominance in social structure especially when eating food, but yellowstone wolves don't even participate in that behavior due to the abundance of food. it's just the breeding pair basically "in charge". i haven't done all my research, so take some of it with a grain of salt, but really it isn't as vicious or badass as many people may think
Sounds like something a beta would say.
Why would you do this, David Mech
Apparently the flawed research that showed this structure was done in captive wolves, where they were with many different bloodlines in shared living spaces. In the wild, packs are just families, so this type of pecking order rarely is so defined
Isn't that common knowledge at this point? No one legitimately believes human beings can be separated into that sort of social stratum, right?
Schlatt with a flamethrower and his scary ass laugh is literally terrifying
What’s the music?
Actual nightmare feul
@@gloryiusgessepi2381 kzhead.info/sun/npmTf5mapqZ8oas/bejne.html
Oh your a robot arnt u itzMalick
I've been a bit sad again ngl and it's nice how I can always go to Jschlatt's videos to make me happy again- idk how many times I have watched some video (like this one) but it never gets boring
11:31 bro's got the vitamin perk tree maxed out
This guy’s chat is the most terrifying and hilarious force I’ve ever seen, and his reactions to it make it even better Edit 1: Jesus fuck- 6k likes? MOM IM FAMOUS Edit 2: “it’s free” mfs saying it to a judge, then getting rent free rooms to live in and free food, and free clothing.
Don’t let that distract you from the terrible things he did to those orphans back in 1999
I think his chat is pretty cringe. Just a bunch of Dream smp kids
@@goonbruh hes massacred them twice, what more do you want
@@goonbruh he banned 90% of the dream smp kids what do u mean LOL
Funniest community on the internet imo
schlatt owning a company, buying limited waifu cups, burning them and making his own really reminds me of the wolf on wall street
he is the wolf on wall street now
That’s what I thought! Like the part where he tries to start a new scam but gets caught by the FBI…
Yo me
why he on the street. help the wolf
The Schlatt on Wall Street
6:15 I never even noticed that part of the video before xd
6:14
Me watching Schlatt replay another clip of a man's ass: 8:55
Schlatt: we should be able to drive while drunk Also schlatt: don’t steal a traffic cone
Also Also Schlatt: You’re wearing a seatbelt so you aren’t a Alpha 💀
It's the people who put the fireworks in them that ruin it for everyone not the people taking free stuff
It's free
Professionals have standards
Drunk driving isn't the bad thing drunk crashing is
This was one of those streams where there was never a dull moment. Shit was hilarious.
i love you so much sweetheart
@@connorbraun7305 wtf
What the hell happened here
Look at all the bots doing their mating calls. Magnificent
When was stream
I love your content shack!
i genuinely believe Jschlatt has gone clinically insane
Honestly I think he has always been clinically insane. Just more now than ever. I believe it is going to get worse too until....😵
we’re going to have a repeat of 1999 😨
@@atumbleweed6001 what happened in 1999
@@Treetrain1 we can’t say.
hes just got that grindset baby
The fact that Schlatt stops acting all tough and like the Schlatt we know when he sees a cat video makes my heart happy.
i think he might be playing it up. Schluncky did some messed up things to animals back in 1999 if you read the article about it..
@@_Kitteee_ What evidence does the article have? its probably a load of crap dont believe everything you see
Or what happened in September 11th 2001
schlatt doesnt act tough, he acts american
This man could make anything funny. I've been laughing for 10 minutes straight and it's not even past the first one 😂
At this point I’m convinced that ever tiktok video Schlatt has ever made has come from the same stream.
JSchlatt: "Wearing a seatbelt? Beta behaviour." Also JSchlatt: "Drunk driving is epic I do it all the time."
Also JSchlatt: don't touch the road cones !!!
W
He wore a seatbelt on the helicopter
He's a drunk driver, not a drunk crasher
@@OvisArriesthats because someone else is flying it. Schlatt knows that he wouldn't crash. But does he know the pilot won't crash? No.
Can we all just concede that Schlatt makes the best ads at this point
Bro yes they are like the only ads i never skip
I actually legit freeze in place while having a "run away" reaction whenever the "The one who moves is gay" shit happens.
Please make more of these
I’m loving this series, very enjoyable content, shat.
i love you bby
i recommend watching the vod, so many gems missed in this video
You forgt the " from his name
schlatt and critikal are the only reaction streamers i like
@@bruhsauce644 try oompavile
I like how he says “ranking” just so he doesn’t admit he’s a react channel now
😂 just like he doesn't want to admit about what he did to those women back in 1999
Best tik tok reacts for sure, finally came back
Dude, all that played in my mind was boss music when you said 'Haven't felt this alive since 1999 baby!'
We never realized until this day that Schlatt peaked in '99, and has finally approached that level of power once again with his advertising and ownership of a company. I was utterly convinced by his sheer charisma and machismo, and I have ordered a gamersupps cup.
when you realize 99 is when he was born lmao
Holy shit I didn't know you watched Schlatt man lmao nice to see ya
Machismo
Jschaltt burning the waifu cups was the most wholesome moment
only plugs from a youtuber i actually watch
Schlatt may be the only person to make actual entertaining ads, that makes you not want to skip it.
The sheer force in which he slams the phone done is crazy
ok
love the part where he says "it's shattin' time" absolute cinematic masterpiece.
Begone bots
report them for terrorism so that youtube looks at the reports
2:24 the pure laughter from him is so evil when he destroys the waifu cups
does any1 know what song was used for that destorying the cups
@@ohdylqn6948 I think it is I am addicted to you
@@Assassin_Droid thats not it
Motherfucker has a Helicopter, A Flamethrower, Shot a 50. Cal and a Minigun
@@ohdylqn6948 i know this is half a year old but its Hey Mr - By: Of Men and Wolves
Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.
this is actually the first sponsership i have sat all the way through without skipping, nicely done big guy
The way “shlatt” looked while burning those cups may have been close to the way he felt during the incident in 1999
@@ItzMalick even if ur a bot i hope you get atleast 1k+ subs
@@ItzMalick i dont have a problem with bots only those like "FREE ROBUX"
“You know why they call me steel toe?”
I love how he makes his sponsor segment genuinely fun to watch
Is it truly sponsored if he literally owns the company?
Schlatt is the only youtuber whose sponsor segments I actually replay. They're just so incredibly well-made, it's insane.
pyrocynical's sponsors are the absolute best. if you know you know
@@sayounsang Ever heard about internet historian?
11:06 man what a wonderful review of cyberpunk I sure hope authorities pay no mind to the entire video
Most company owners would be drinking Champaign on their fancy jet airplane Meanwhile schlat is chugging his own product and flying on a helicopter in shades
i love how schaltt isn't too old or too young for the internet, just old enough to roast literally everyone
Shlatt: we should be able to drive drunk Shlatt like a minute later: THESE ARENT FREE
well yeah, the traffic cones are meant to make it easier to drive drunk
@@pythonbbx9075 yes but they make nice hats as well
His name is Schlatt
Well, you can't drive drunk with no signs.
Just tuned into this video randomly and saw my subscription during his stream come through on his video, pretty neat
I was eating while watching this.. and i almost choked on the sausage. 10 / 10, best channel ever
Just watched this entire video in 3 seconds it had a crazy ending
YEP
@don't be surprised your mom
Ikr
Yep
@don't be surprised i hate you bots
This does now confirm that before now, “Shlatt” has only felt true “joy” during the incident of 1999.
I thought he was gonna say 2001
@@ItzMalick shut
Every time i see this i find new clips that ive forgot about
6:51 the sound
I love his ads. Shlatt is the ONLY person who I have fully enjoyed watching the ads. He is a marketing genius
still aint gon buy the product tho XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
him and bdubs lol
offcanny has some good ads too
@@toophoot2757 same but like the ads are interesting to watch through
Crazy how he took playing a fake businessman in a Minecraft server to being a real, actual businessman.
For everyone's sake (and because I'm bored), I will add timestamps for every meme (with fun nicknames!). 0:00 Preview - calling talking ben at 3am 0:10 Preview - Fruit Bat 0:26 Shoe Tearin' 0:30 The one who moves is gay 0:49 Capybara! 1:02 Two Men Kissing 1:11 Sponsorship Intermission 3:02 Pizza Delivery 3:24 First Day having a Chicken 3:31 Biden's Agents 4:07 surprising my bf! 4:27 Ranking your AWESOME 9/11 impressions 5:06 Italian Tri-splitter 5:37 The Unmatched Power of a 16-Wheeler 5:47 Bro 💀💀 5:59 Tour of Fucking 6:20 Cat Narration 6:35 Jinx the Cat. 6:44 calling talking ben at 3am 6:57 Schlatt Chats with Ben 7:37 Zombie Dog 7:54 Cat in a Jar 8:03 Left 4 Dead Cat 8:11 Donkey Kong starring Joe Biden 8:20 Bike Politics 8:38 Biden's Mind 9:05 Biden's Fall 9:18 3 things you should NEVER say to an alpha 9:56 Biden's Views on Drunk Driving 10:29 Moto Wheelie. That's it. 10:55 Bouncy Kitty 11:05 Cyberpunk 2077 review 11:18 OH YEAH, VITAMIN WATER!!! 11:45 Very Human Designs: Defecation Toilet MK. II 12:08 Fruit Bat 12:41 A movie scene you love, but is kinda weird 13:09 It's free. 13:27 They're free. 13:58 Rocket Pylon 14:29 Car Engine Troubles 14:49 Here Comes the Airplane! 14:56 playing a riff from the album i get 15:38 Fresh Cut 16:06 Jesus Transformer (REAL) 16:14 Shoe Meetup (GONE SEXUAL)
The way he so gracefully went from showing us a step-by-step video on how to make meth to getting in his company's helicopter is unreal
I was not expecting that from schlatt...beautiful....
Coincidence? I think not.
It is crazy that the editor didn’t blur the recipe in this video like in the vod
13:55 one of those signs said "DEAD PERSON AHEAD" I cant no more _😂_
THE END ONE GOT ME WHEEZING
"The one who moves is gay" Schlatt: Stands still 2 Tiktoks later "Men kissing in 2..1..." Schlatt: *Zooms in*
Best ad break ever, I didn’t feel the need to skip at all. Perfection, I will be purchasing big tiddy anime cups now
ngl i like schlatt but gamersups is kinda cringe
I asked my mormon mother to buye the cup 💀
@@holynootnoot why tf would you do that
@@groses to piss her off
Does anyone know the song he used in the bg?
8:36 the everywhere at the end of time music makes this very terrifying
is it not terrifying without the music? this man is in charge of the United States of America
bro my god he is the only guy who accualy makes me laugh bro i forgot how to nvm he is super cool aswell and i reaelly like his videos also its 3am for me so yea schlatt if you see this i hope you have a great day
I was there live and it’s so funny to see how much chat tries to piss off Schlatt. I gotta say the Texans snow tiktok was my favorite lol
Sorry, which one was it?
@@arloriofrancesco1284 it’s in the vod
I'm convinced Schlatt installed Talking Ben 5 minutes before the stream started so he could do the "Ripoff Speed" gag.
the difference between a new born human child and a sweet potato is around 140 calories. Trust me! I have experience
That "cat"'s final scream was genuinely terrifying D:
The length schatt goes for his sponsors are incredible. Mad respect
He OWNS gamersupps, so he's sponsoring himself
@@ItzMalick no
Every time you tell people about it and advertise on other channels makes them not want to watch it more.
4:31 I SHIT YOU NOT SOMETHING BLEW UP OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WHEN THE IMAGE POPPED UP AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Fr on god
"Ben are you going to kill me tonight?" "Yes" Nah that got me rolling bro
4:40, so fun fact about building 7, after both towers came down and firefighters were searching for both people and their fellow firemen, they'd have to keep getting of the world trade center pile because they thought building 7 would come down so finally the top officials of the fdny told them to pull it down because it was impeding with their rescue operations
Shlatt be like : “Pyromania? Never heard of it” As he proceeds to burn plastic with a flamethrower 😂
@@ItzMalick okay but who
I enjoy watching all of these XD It's always good getting an upload from you man. Hope ya have a good day Schlatt
My humour is so broken, I laughed at 6:41... THE MOST SCARIEST TIKTOK VIDEO TO EVER EXIST, MADE ME LAUGH 💀💀💀
"SpongeBob's looking real good right now" I say that everyday
it's crazy how ''schlatt'' is upping his youtube "game" , all for the meme submissions and "stuff". thanks "schlatt"
@The TacoCat For anyone that doesnt want to click on the link, its a video that calls out a ton of youtubers milking technoblades death (god rest his soul), and no, the video isnt some overdrawn 10 minute video.
@@ItzMalick You make reaction content
13:15 Technically he robbed a bank
Yea
Schlatt owning a company might just be the best thing ever
Buying gamer supps was such a good idea especially like he said the cups carry that value
2:36 I hope schlatt realizes just how much rammie R34 is gonna be made as a result of this
@@ItzMalick if you have to resort to spam then your content is probably awful
Giving Schlatt the power and money of a company is scaring me
yay more jschatt to watch
Normally I'd skip the advertisements but that was good shit.
"am i talking to a ghost" "yes" **goes into a full blown leviathan monstrosity**
Wait, what’s a Leviathan exactly? I imagined a different one, and was kinda scared
5:50 Schlatt really went 😅😐
6:40 that cat has seen everything
15:51 jschlatt: screams captions: {Music}
14:56 All weezers aside, doing all of this by yourself is actually pretty impressive.
quick question what is that song called? i wanna do something with the song... do not question
@@raaifazimlate but it's the sweater song by weezer !
thanks@@errored
12:00 “holy shit” I see what u did there schlatt. i see what u did.
13:33 so many people are died because of these witch.
This man got me dying when that screamed at the end of the man's magic trick
2:24 Such a truly maniacal laugh
Music
Schlatt's fans are honestly so good. Right amount of funny, clever and creative, without caring about bullshit polite society and the twitter mob. I prefer creators to make sure the audience know 'I don't love you, I don't know you, you don't know me'. He also got rid of all of them cringey dsmp stans, and for that I am grateful.
"bullshit polite society" bruh fucking what
*”schlatt”
1:56 the driver looks so confused and concerned at the same time
New fear: Jschlatt with a flamethrower.