Trump Can't Keep His Story Straight About Miraculous Coronavirus 'Cure,' Backs Out Of Next Debate
In a rambling call to Maria Bartiromo on Fox Business channel and again in a campaign video on Twitter, President Trump touted the experimental drugs that "cured" him of Covid-19 and threw the next debate into question by refusing to appear virtually. #Colbert #BetterKnowABallot #Monologue
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I'm sad to see America in this shape. Vote and come back strong and united! Greetings from the Netherlands.
WilliamG Thank you.
We're working on that...
Niets mere Trump Total Lul
Thank you!
Just filled out my ballot, sending it in tomorrow ✌️
“Do you feel like you’re contagious?” WTF????????????????????????
Subservitude at it's finest.
Low IQ is contagious. Anyone having anything to do with Trump goes dumb and dumber.
@@kennethlapointesongwriter3330 Do not involve Jim Carrey in this madness.
Too late---Carrey plays Biden on SNL now.
Maybe Trump should ask his osteopath personal doctor about quarantine Better still - he could ask his radiologist pal Scott Atlas (in charge of CDC) if he knows any virologists or epidemiologists that approve of this President's actions following his diagnosis.
“A tiny piece of microscopic dust” - an apt description of Trump’s mind (or his morality)!
Oh how I wish he had any! It would be an absolute vacuum if you look into that head and search for mind or morality.
i feel like we've all been infected by that microbe for the last 4 years
REEEEEEE 🤣
Unbelievable he's that clueless
Classic. Thank you for my Monday chuckle. 😂😂😂
Of course he'll test negative on the upcoming tests. He's having someone else take his tests, like he did in college.
Ha!
You just made my day! Thank you!
"I'm essentially very clean" no, you're not, Donald, in any sense of the word
Good comment
People need to stop saying it can't get worse the universe is taking that as a challenge.
"I gotta be a leader." Oh, yeah? When is that gonna start, Mr. Trump?
Oh he lead alright, lead us into disaster after disaster.
Thank you for actually calling them Domestic Terrorists.
If the Fox interviewer actually believed that Trump was not infectious, then the two of them should meet for an in-person interview.
You seem like an intelligent Russian troll. Nice try_
@@kamivelasquez3119 but it's in a comment on KZhead so it must be true! 🤣🤣
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@Doomsurfer Hey, somebody learned how to copy/paste, congrats!
@Doomsurfer komrade Donald Putinovich is radioactive contagious with Rona. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
He’s saying that he’s stopped taking drugs because everyone was questioning if the drugs were making him make bad decisions. Trump wants to send the message that he doesn’t need drugs to make bad decisions, he can do that all on his own.
Sweet
@Chuck You do realize he lost over a billion during the 80's, is currently over 400 million in debt most likely to Russia as only Deutsche Bank would lend him money, went bankrupt five times, bankrupt casinos and investors in his businesses lost 97% of their investments... The whole he's a billionaire stick was just a conman fooling his marks. As to beating Hillary, she won the popular vote by over 3 million votes, it's only the electoral college, gerrymandering and voter suppression that brought Trump the win and that's all a result of decades of the Republicans gaming the system. It's not a real win when you have to cheat to win. All you're spewing in your posts are the spin Trump speed out on the assumption that his followers are idiots and would fall for nonsense like that.
@Chuck wow, great puns, extremely funny. But Wouldn't a Hitler pun fit better on the candidate that all the nazis are so eagerly voting for?
@@rakelodakel it's called projection and illiterate morons like chuck are surprisingly good at pushing their shortcomings onto others.
@Chuck hahahah lol "selfmade billionaire" thanks I needed that laugh
“Waste my time”...answering questions about running a country..🇨🇦
I wish he would stop comparing himself to Churchill. It's so insulting to Churchill.
Churchill was a REAL leader.
I wish he would stop comparing himself to Churchill,unlike Cpt Bonespurs Churchill actually fought for his country.
I agree.
Well, Churchill did trigger famines in India during WW2 killing millions, and used about (if I remember correctly) about 400,000 Indian slaves in the British army to fight in Europe.
@@chidambaramramesh7638 They weren't slaves. The British Raj only used volunteer soldiers because if they started conscription in India there would be *no* way they would be able to quell the rebellion. Additionally, he wasn't the cause of the famines. He definitely blamed it on them because all available food shipments that didn't need to go to Britain went to India and he was a racist, but he didn't cause them.
"Do you feel that you are?" How utterly delusional!!?? Feelings have nothing to do with the pure fact that he IS contagious! WTF??!!
Fox 🤦🏽♀️
Absolutely! And him admitting that he isn’t taking the medication proves how stupid he is (as if we didn’t already know!) There are now super bugs out there that cannot be gotten rid of because people stopped taking their antibiotics after a few days! “Oh, I felt better so I didn’t take the full course of antibiotics.” 🙄🤦🏻♀️
Maybe he is not satisfied until all the ppl in WH is infected?
Stephen, you're a breath of fresh air in these troubled times... Bless you and your lovely wife, Eve.
What? No he's not.. He's parroting the same paranoid delusional hateboner talking points everyone else does lol. wtf are you talking about? Nothing about his takes are "fresh".
I don't know if the world now feels like a sci-fi, horror, drama, political or a comedy movie
It feels like watching a massive car crash.
Worst episode of Black Mirror ever. (Black Mirror is a British show sort of like the old Twilight Zone: sci-fi, horror, drama and political... Not usually funny though)
Imagine the Trump and GOP outrage if these ‘adult-nappers’ were Muslims.
Just like the first scene in Cheech & Chong's Next Movie.
Or Mexicans, or people on the left, or really anyone who does not support Trump. Trump would probably claim it was worse than 9/11.
OMG can u IMAGINE????🥺😡 And Fox would talk about Nothing Else for years... While CNN will have moved on by Monday
@Chi Ha King No. Also, get help.
This "president" sure has a lot of time on his tiny hands. And since when is contagious a feeling? 🙄
@@gahugeecasron1589 I'm not so sure 45 is a person.
@@gahugeecasron1589 you should tell trump that...
@@gahugeecasron1589 No, about not making fun of people. If he dishes it out, he should be prepared to take it as well.
@@gahugeecasron1589 wtf are you talking about? I'm talking about you saying someone shouldn't make fun of a person who makes fun of people all the time.
@@gahugeecasron1589 cry cry baby, we don't care, do u? 👀
not a word about his wife, who he probably gave it to....
That's how I know he didn't have it: they probably don't sit together long enough for him to give it to her.
@@FutureCommentary1 😂😂😂😂
Who?
Jonni0608 😂 she kissed him right after the debate. But really, public displays of affection are probably the closest they ever get😂
Yeah, Bob. So much for "we'll get through this together" Didn't see her on the chopper. OR walking up the stairs. Or standing at attention, like a pre-pubescent boy playing at soldiers.
Typhoid Mary; “I feel fine, I’m not contagious."
This has to be one of Stephen’s funniest monologues- you can tell he is just overwhelmed how ridiculous the US has become.
Some of us are overwhelmed at how ridiculous and predictable 'comedy' has become in America.
@@thatsmetalking345Joke's lost in translation, comrade?
@benjovi55 Yes - and I'm starting to think that maybe even the 'comedians' themselves are starting to realise how unfunny their own routines are. (Are they really that self-unaware?) Anyway, for some reason, they're still somehow compelled to churn out the same pathetic stuff - day after day, week after week. For some good political comedy I can recommend the yt channel of LONNELHARRISLIVE2. (Black American guy) Also a (non political) channel called RakGhana (African comedy channel)
@@thatsmetalking345 I think you might not be understanding that it is you who is the joke.
@@ZakTheRipper18 Oh, now I understand... Thank you so much for enlightening me in such a witty and succinct manner.
"...and then you get better!" Except for almost a quarter of a million people who didn't.
You can hear in his voice that he isn't "better".
"..and then you get better"........or you die, or have lingering side effects for an undetermined duration, and also infect multiple others who may or may not survive. Please vote.
@Greg Henson won't happen, but, yeah, fingers crossed
@Greg Henson Well, if anyone could use a dose of humility....
You'll regret your decision if Kamala wins. Biden is the walking dead he's only a pawn.
"I dont think im contagious" i cannot deal with his stupidity anymore i just cant
The Rock: It doesn't matter what you think
“I think I’m taking almost nothing.” He thinks? He doesn’t know what he’s taking? WTF
My grandson an Army Sgt. has to purchase his own uniform , can believe Army is giving Troops belts !
The fly knows a piece of crap when it sees one
BEST COMMENT! 😂😂😂
@am777 yea he wish. Because they didn't want anyone to panic 200,000 people died ,you the one who needs to cry in corner for supporting the trumpster.
@am777 lol good joke but harris beat idiotic pence. both him and trump are the reason over 216K people who have died of covid
"Why is it he took the experimental drug and WE are experiencing dizziness, confusion and nausea?" CLASSIC LINE MY MAN CLASSIC LINE :D
“Spanky BoneSpurs and the Traitor Tots” Coming to a prison near you!
lol.."why is he the one who took the drug but we're the ones experiencing dizzyness, confusion and nausea?" :P Good question
The only way I can bring myself to watch the news these days is through comedians.
Same here,😁😁😁
it's been that way for 20 years. you just now noticing?
Yeah me too. And... no it has not been this way for 20 years. I'm not THAT sensitive, but now.... I've been whittled down to a fractured bundle of nerves.
@@carolynbridgeman5981 actually it has. Just because you just now started paying attention... this didnt happen over night you know. Trump isn't a disease, he's a symptom. He just made conservative views mainstream. He didnt come up with them.
I do that, but I also occasionally watch TYT and Coumo’s CNN show because their rage at the utter moral bankruptcy of Trump and the GOP is so refreshing compared to other news talking heads that, until very recently, has tried to be “fair” by not acting like the authoritarian attitudes and voter suppression by the GOP isn’t completely unacceptable.
The only reason why Trump doesn’t want a virtual debate is because that way the moderator 👩⚖️ can put him on mute...hahah
Philip De Backer Exactly what I was thinking!
And also switch screens
Oh my gods, I'd laugh to see that!
I would put him on mute... and then maybe bring in Bernie, for a few more words of wisdom from the Left. lol :-)
I think it's because he knows he can't control himself, and he doesn't want to try. That's covid, making us all confront ourselves, and some people just aren't up for it.
“I think I’m taking almost nothing” -Donald Trump You think, as in you don’t really know. 🤦♀️
He takes what he brought in! Nothing!
Almost nothing: aderall, dexamethasone, aspirin, and paracetam. Not ‘almost nothing’.
That's because he doesn't know how to think....MORON.
Out of all the moronic shit he said ,of all the lies he spewed forth ,this is the one the threw me off the most ,how the fuck do you think you're almost taking nothing....maybe his staff has to put his meds deep in his food like one would do a puppy🤣🤣🤣
Does he ever make sense when he makes noises with his vocal cord and mouth open? Like, ever?
Trump talking about the medication like he's a drug addict.
This is a great observation! 👏 So frkn true.
He is
He says he's taking "almost nothing" -- which means he is still taking some kind of drugs. More stupid lies he thinks everyone will believe.
He is a drug addict
....another idiot here.
A little piece of my brain dies every time I hear Trump speak...
right lmao, i can feel my braincells popping whenever he talks.
Left - We can only hope you hear him speak A LOT.
I experience a fight or flight response whenever I hear his voice...but lately I'm listening for breathing difficulties when he speaks.
Me too, Left, me too!
A piece of my soul dies every time I hear him speak...
The White House does have a lot of trash piling up inside might be what is attracting the raccoons.
Good one
And also flies...they've been following Mike Pence around. X)
Poor raccoons...
Has someone been feeding Rudy Giuliani again?
Didnt his properties have bed bugs. I guess racoons are an improvement
Never challenge the universe by saying it can't get worse. The universe will ALWAYS answer with: "Challenge Accepted."
When the Trump loans start to come due, I'm betting Putin ends up owning most of the Trump properties.
benjovi55 proof?
I don't think I'm contagious. 😂 The leader of my country people.
:(
He is Dr now.
The Biden campaign and supporters need to be running 24/7 ads and messaging about how Trump is too sick to debate even though the debate commission agreed to let him debate from the comfort and security of the White House.
He showed he was too sick even when he was well, in the last debate. He's too sick to be believed.
I’m pretty sure Biden already won the debate, and it hasn’t even happened yet. Pence is better than Trump at debating, yet he couldn’t even answer the questions. Also, we don’t know what else will go wrong within the next week.
"he's stuck there with a disease-ridden garbage-eating animal! Also the racoon" I lost it ROFL.
@Chi Ha King lol he owed you 8.5 billion dollars? From when you crashed your car into his radio station? This is the weakest attempt at extortion I've ever seen. Maybe try the disposed african prince scam? Because you clearly haven't thought this one out
DJT: "I think I'm taking almost nothing." He admitted that he is still taking something xD
A Trumpian sentence if there ever was one... "I THINK I'm taking ALMOST nothing."
Guys, here is the Original Semitic Text YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote in Exodus 3, when Moses asked YaH His Name HERE IT IS, IN HIS OWN HANDWRITING Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@slyjokerg "I can't believe I'm still President, I'm doing almost no thinking."
Exactly. He's taking something and he's spiraling out of control with his even more insane rantings.
"... garbage eating animal, and also that racoon ..." Comedy gold.
I laughed harder than I care to admit.
We, as a Nation, will be FOREVER RIDICULED, for having had this "person" actually placed into the position of president... 😥
Actually, my ridicule of you guys slowly morphed into a mixture of pity and horror quite some time ago. I hope things get better for you all really soon.
No it will be because people like you have actually taken the bait people like Steven toss out.
Of course, WHATEVER you need to continue in your misguided life.
@Connie Plum but Hillary is completely detached from reality. we had no other choice
@@LordRenegrade but Hillary is completely detached from reality. we had no other choice
Strange the "Law and order" president is such a debate anarchist.
He's only about "law and order" when it suits him, it seems.
@@boringperson-zb8vy Hence the bending of the tax laws
@@jonlatham7963 Trump's idea of "law and order" is when everyone does what he wants. Narcissists suck, my sister is one too. Laws don't exist to them, they live their own that they make up as they go along. My sister as a teen actually thought discipline, non-violent and kind discipline, was child abuse.
*Trump & His Militia Supporters:* "Prison Orange Is The New White."
sounds like a great new netflix series.
@benjovi55 no they werent lol those militias were wearing trump crap and anything else that had trump's name on it lol
"Do you feel contagious?" 😂 Those Fox people are gems
its like herpes, ya know. ya feel around for some bumps on your sack or peepee. nope I dont feel contagious!!
"Mr. President, do you feel like you have neurosyphilis?"
THE MEDIA IS AWAYS GIVING THEIR "FEELINGS" INSTEAD OF THE NEWS....
Hey. For FOX this is known as "hard-hitting" journalism.
Why don't one of you clowns text this since the media wont: They've thrown everything thing at this President even before he ever did any of his great work! You have to ask yourself what are they so afraid of? Could it be this: kzhead.info/sun/dLyzY8ehm6OLloE/bejne.html Why didn't good old 47 year insider Joe and the Obama administration do it? Hell they had eight * years! CRICKETS!!!
“Not gonna waste my time on a virtual debate. I’m gonna do a virtual rally instead.” 😂 What a fool
It is actually logical if you think like trump. It's all about him and in a debate there is someone else who plays a pivotal role. "They may compare me unfavorably to the opponent."
A scared fool
He didn't say he was gonna do a virtual rally he said he will just do a rally instead. Just like all the other rallies a shit ton of ppl no masks in person.
The last town hall that Trump did with George Stephanopoulos was an utter EMBARRASSMENT! Trump won't say when his last negative Covid-19 test was before he had symptoms. He's hiding how long he's been sick.
@@brendamiller7875 forest trump
Donald Trump: "I don't feel like I am contagious." David Lee Roth: "I don't feel tardy."
So awesome.
Sucks that Eddie just died. How was he 65? I don't feel that old.
@@Kinikia95 It is a big loss to the world. As many have pointed out, not only was he a mastermind and virtuoso, but he had fun playing. So many guitar players (Eddie composed and played other instruments, of course) look angry and unhappy while playing. Eddie was intense and would make faces at certain times while getting into it, but a lot of the time he would be jamming away with that silly grin on his face. It was really heartbreaking for me to hear that he died. I love all of the VH releases (well, not VH3, except for Without You), but I was 15 when 1984 came out and that was a BIG DEAL for me, and still is.
@@slyjokerg we're the same age😀 who's even looking at their faces? I'm also a huge Prince fan ( lots of compliments on my prince covid mask) if you haven't listened to that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame prince guitar solo "My Guitar Gently Weeps" you definitely should. It also made me forget how much I liked ELO. As for VH, I was just paying more attention to DLR! I I think I like their first album best if I had to pick a total.
"I feel love" - Donna Summer
Dear god we really better be on the home stretch and almost rid of this ridiculous administration
Just when you think he can’t say anything more nuts, the next day happens!
So depressing under this administration.
And a Biden administration will cure all even if Biden's mentor was Sen. Robert Byrd, an ex KKK member?
Having a blast under it
Truth is singular, it's versions are mis-truths. - Sonmi 451
Being an old hippy who grew up protesting and speaking out for a cause, it is hard to believe that I am in support of the FBI, CDC, NIH, CIA, and any other gov org. But it's true and so are the rest of my old friends, who are still above the 6' hole of death. Now, get out there you youngsters, and kick some butt! VOTE BIDEN-HARRIS 2020!!
Sell out, Biden Harris is a terrible vote to make. He'll do nothing to help the people. He couldn't even win the nomination without rigging voting machines.
Some people deal with COVID for MONTHS. How does he know he’s “not contagious?!”
He knows as much about covid, as he knows other things, so nothing but to loose big and lie about it.
Some people will have to deal with Covid their entire life. Long lasting effects from blood clots, organ damage,... Especially males between 21-50 are stuck with these long lasting effects.
The BizzMoneyB He MUST still be contagious. The day he went into the hospital, and the Drs came out the next day to speak with reporters, and let slip that T tested positive 3 days before his check-in day @ hospital.
@@simmerke1111 i have blood clots an my menstrual cycle is basically killing me, pain an leg cramp, an back at work, lucky me
@Gaujellyjar no choice had to return, is all I'm saying
Every republican president has given a recession but this takes the cake 🤕 When will Americans learn ?
I was about to disagree with you bc I’ve never heard this but after some googling I found this is an actual fact😳 over the last 100 years
GOP dies this year
I'm a u.s.citizen, I live here. I sincerely hope the events of 2020 have ripped off people's blinders and made them see! What made America great was the can do spirit. What we have now is, eh I don't wanna. We need to wake up and get off our butts. Take a train or a bus. A little inconvenience here or there and we the consumers take back some control from major corporations. We have so many divisions, social, race, monetary, cultural and sub cultural...on and on. The PTBs of our country have used this against us for generations. So many Americans don't even know they're being manipulated. Distracted by keeping up with the Jones so we don't pay attention to their outright robbery of things we as citizens have rights to. We're so busy fighting each other we can't see the lie. It's disgusting and again my hope is the pandemic has opened enough eyes for positive change to begin. Wasn't going to write alk that. Yes I'm frustrated.
@@susanw2869 Along with the Democratic Plantation and the KKK. Vote Trump 2020
When they get all the Democratic Plantation out of Washington
Bone spurs, no second debate. A gutless wonder.
„Giving“ them brand new Uniforms? Last thing I remember the military has to pay their uniforms....
The guy who phones in interviews doesn't have time for a virtual debate.
he probably doesn't understand what 'virtual ' means.
And as he explained himself, on a typical day he watches hour after hour of Fox "News". That's when the tweetstorms happen, often directly based on what he is watching on America's Right Wing Propaganda Channel.
The guy who Tweets like a crackhead lol?
Patrick If it was a checkers match, he would’ve already upended the gameboard. Like any intelligent, emotionally healthy three-year-old.
Cause he can't go on babbling endlessly
"If you can get people to believe absurdities, you can get them to commit atrocities" Voltaire
You repaired the military? You called them suckers and left them for Russian bounty hunters.
The only sucker is you and every other idiot who believes FAKE NEWS!!!
Did you hear him?neither did anyone else!
If he gets relected, omg I really cannot look at him for 4more years. I'll be looking for a roommate to leave the this insane country
Trump is just straight up rambling all the damn time. He makes zero sense.
Travis Webb Ad nauseum.
Yes, and pays even less dollars.
As a wannabe business man he also made zero cents!
At least Trump does not associate with ex KKK members and considers them his mentors
Hes that drunk uncle at family gatherings that never shuts up
'I don't feel contagious' but I'm getting everyone sick and I've turned the white house into a plague house 😂
Love the monologues and send gratitude. Would love to have the Late Show via KZhead or CBS announce to viewers when there is a break in production. I value this show and that Mr. Colbert and all the crew for the show need breaks. Again, I ask that there be a notice to viewers to update us. Thank you!
Trump’s new motto: no lives matter OR Only my life matters!
New?
If he hadn’t dodged his responsibility, he would’ve known the Army already had belts....🙄
Raccoons infesting the White House is the perfect analogy of the Trump Administration
Hahahahahaha word👍
Kind of an insult to raccoons.
Steve Sh unfortunately, he didn’t actually break any laws by returning to the White House, though you could probably make a case for criminal negligence.
Totally!
Little theives! With small hands!🤣😂
Inmate: What are you in for? Militia: Adult napping Inmate: Its illegal to take a nap now?!
Whenever the -virtual- imaginary president utters the adverb “frankly” he’s flagging another of his fibs. The amateur comedian is tickling the USA to death.
"I've heard this from a lot of people" "people are talking about this" I really have lost faith in many Americans who shut their eyes and ears and just keep chanting Trump.
Amateur to you sir. PRESIDENT Trump to you also. Joe Biden is as crooked as they come. No... actually, MORE CROOKED than any senator, vice-President...hell ... ANY PERSON... in our history!! Most Americans will not put crooked-arse Biden in office. And what about that dementia??
The Michigan governor thing so seems like episode of 24! Right On Steven! Seriously though-- I am glad the gov and her family are safe, that is scary.
Terrifying, and all on the head of D-ump and his supporters, who are now equally complicit in his deranged anti-American activities that they continue to see in such a "fine" light... Welcome to the America you so desired! A-holes...
That episode would not be 24, but 1. Jack Bauer would have packed them up in 10 minutes, and we would've had to watch him driving in/out Michigen in the rest of the season.
and how the hell do they think it would of ended for them if they had carried it through ? I doubt they thought of themselves as martyrs like ISIS ...
@@faaaszoooom6778 But Jack also wouldn't stop until he'd also caught the person who encouraged them to 'liberate Michigan'. True, he did find a conspirator to be the President once on the show but it didn't go very well for him then either. Especially since you can't touch him without risking infection right now.
Some of these fools met when they stormed the Michigan Statehouse. Trump tweeted "Liberate Michigan" and he also tweeted these are fine people that are just angry. Yes, they were fools who got caught. But what about the ones that are still out there waiting for Trump's tweets when he loses the election. These terrorists were planning to kill police and in their words, start a civil war. Damn right this is scary.
" do you feel contagious" it's not an opinion, it's a scientific fact, you're either contagious, or you're not, you can't decide to not be contagious,
Typhoid Mary didn't feel contagious.
Fake news he never had it. All about his stocks in his pharmaceutical companys to sell his fake medications
*_END_* the Electoral College already!
Thank god for Stephen Colbert! He is the only thing that's kept me sane this past four years! Thank you Stephen! You are an absolute legend! I can't believe you haven't won every Emmy and every accolade going. I hope you know how much you're appreciated. I can't believe you manage to pull these shows together every night. You and your team are absolutely brilliant! Thank you 🙏
Apparently, in Fox News Land, you’re only contagious if you _feel_ contagious.
Laughing because it's better than screaming or crying 💀 death by Covid Trump. Deathly like bigly lies
Yeah, when I had the Chickenpox I went back to school because I did not 'feel' contagious. I only had pox all over my body. I'm sure the school would have loved that.
and now half the country believes it.
@Gus Smedstad - more like *fox FAIRY-TALE LAND*
Shay Perry left wing? What?
I feel like even the Fox News lady was confused.
When asked to denounce white supremacy during the debate, Mr.Trump said one of the scariest things that I have ever heard from him when he said, "I am willing to do anything". It's actually more terrifying when he tells the truth. Not sure when he will tell the truth again but....."STAND BY".
A soothing blue wave would feel real good right now ... .... red tides kill things.
I live by myself, work from home and haven't met anyone during this pandemic. I feel like these shows are becoming an essential part of my life like never before 💕
Pets help. I have a couple Dogs and a horse and wow I barely have time to remember I have no life 🤣
@@janeseamore1370 it's great to have pets, I'm thinking about it too...but I don't think I'm saying I don't have a life. I'm a scientist so this whole dark political comedy of a pandemic gets into my nerve sometime. Colbert and all help put a smile on our faces...that's all I'm saying 😷
Been seriously considering getting a cat. The only thing stopping me is financial security. I don't want to bring someone (a cat) into my life if i'm not sure i can take care of them. My parents are willing to let me take any cat from the farm and my sister has been trying to pawn off kittens on me for almost a year now. But i also haven't been completely alone; i visit my parents to help in the garden at least once every two weeks
Jane Seamore wow!! just one dog did the trick for me!
@@Womanfromearth You can keep the horse in your bedroom.
I’d give anything to have Robins Williams give a comedy show about the Trump Administration right now. 😭
I'm glad robin Williams missed all this. It would have broken his heart.
I waited on a table with a Robin look a like today. Piercing blue eyes and funny just like the man we miss! RIP
@nabeel ebrahim pretty sure Carlin already has material that covers our current situation, he did a whole bit on Reagan and on both Bushes which you could essentially just insert the name Trump and it would still work.
He was taken from us far too soon.
I worked in the presidio army post in san Francisco, from 1977-1994, would see robins williams from time to time riding his bike, and on Halloween take my son to his house for candy,but he was never at the door, thanks
He is a coward. A fair n honest debate he is incapable of doing
*Trump:* Russia's Agent Orange, Individual One and Our Patient Zero.
"I'm taking almost nothing." What the heck does that mean??
It means he cut down on his daily dose of coke. Just one row down from usual 3
@@Silvervein55 nah, an extra one to really clear out the sinuses.
“You’re not in a militia. You’re a bunch of buddies getting together to play with guns.” Amen.
"I didn't even have to go in. " sounds like he wasn't really sick.
I really don’t believe he even had it. Something’s fishy about his “infection”.
This is just getting sad at this point.
Already was a sad, bad, boring joke back on January 21, 2016.
Too late
It's starting to become hard to watch but it's like a train wreck, you just can't look away.
Getting? This was tragic long, long, ago.
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I use to get the belt as a kid. I’d like to give the same one to Trump.
He would like it too much.
Erna Anspach 😂😂
Don't. He likes it.
Clearly you didn't get the belt enough, then.
We don't need to know about your fetishes
I would like a virtual zoom debate, because the moderator gets to MUTE Trump's interruptions!!!
What a shameful piece of Over-priveledged unfortunateness.
Trump: "I won't take a part in the next debate unless I'm able to hijack the debate and turn it into an uncivilized and obscene spectacle like before."
David J and to infect more people with the virus.
@@governmentcheese411 Umm, is it opposite day? Everything you said is true about Republicans, not Democrats. Or you just filling your troll quota for the evening to get some nice borscht?
He's scare that the moderater is able to mute him when he interrupt others
He's good at texting. Why doesn't that guy request a tweet debate. Imagine the comedy.
Biden wants to cheat. He will have a teleprompter to give him the answers if it is virtual.
@@mainheim2061 It's nice how you're able to read Biden's mind but ignore the basic fact that the one who cheated, from the beginning to the end, was Trump, not Biden. You saying that Biden is THINKING of cheating is unproven speculation, me saying that Trump DID cheat is not just a proven fact, but a proven fact backed by video evidence. Notice the difference.
@@mindurownbiz8857 I either missed that story or the news is so overwhelming nowadays that I've just forgotten which incident you're referring to. Can you elaborate on the trump debate cheating?
Lol imagine you could be banned from the debate for spreading hatespeech
@@lilaclizard4504 are you aware that presidential debates have RULES, and that this presidential debate was moderated by a Fox News anchor who basically let Trump do whatever the hell he wanted? If you agree to a set of basic rules (both candidates were required to) and then you are able to break them at will unpunished, then you ARE cheating. I mean, it is the very basic definition of the word ffs.
I had a mild case of COVID and was quarantined from 03/17/2020 to 04/18/200 to be on the safe side, early in the PLEAGUE. I was SICK AS A HOUND DOG!! I got an MD that said I was clear. Having THE COVID is a yes or no question. There is no in-between. If he's clear that his test is negative and there is no question. The fact that Trump won't say is a big, NO.
I wish somehow not a single news station or tv show anywhere would mention him for one week. A full week of absolutely zero news about trump. He would turn to dust.
Wishful thinking !
Listening to Trumps call in interview is like being trapped on the last train with a group of drunks and a crazy person
@Christien du Preez have fun watching Fox News 😄
@Christien du Preez the "scandal" in Ukraine was looked into and its time to move on lol Trump supporters will use anything and I do watch Fox.... I love starting my morning off with a laugh its kinda like Saturday morning cartoons, which we know are the presidents favorite. Ps Canadian here and I probably know more of what's happening in the states than 89% of Republicans crying to make America great again when they cannot see how ironic that is lol Trump is what destroyed your Country
@Christien du Preez congratulations on the rags to riches story but in Canada we aren't brain washed we have common sense, decency and respect for others so its not a huge deal to us we make accommodations so we can get through this with minimal problems from the masses. We can put the good of the nation of the need of one
@Christien du Preez point proven lol pro trump comments lmao I love the stupid
@Christien du Preez if people vote for Biden how are the Republicans involved hes a democratic, the Republicans are the ones pretending everything u just said was real......
Crossover of the West Wing and the Walking Dead. Nailed it. That seems about right. Best wishes America. Love Australia
Thank you for the wishes! I hope I still have a country next year.
As an Aussie whose British Parents lived through World War 2, I find it upsetting to hear Mr Trump compare himself to Winston Churchill. I just can't put in words how disappointed I feel.
You would surely find the words if you lived in the states. Resident Trump brags on things he has no actual claim to.
How is it FUCKING possible that he can canceled a PRESIDENTIAL debate isnt that like forfeiting
I'd liked to point out he did cut funding to military pay, but hey they got a new belt.
I know who really needs a good belt...
Can you imagine watching this clip without the context of this year...
I laughed and laughed at this section of the show 😂😂 You’re on fire!
The problem with the GOP is they’re always looking backwards to find fault somewhere else. The trick is to learn from your past mistakes, then move forward like the other parties. Don’t live in the past, looking for others errors, look forward, and avoid making the same stuff-ups.