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The Most BS Martial Artists Ever - Fake Kung Fu, Fake Chi, Fake Karate Breakdown

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Every time I look online, I see more of these hilarious techniques. I hope they're from last century. In this age of internet, you have no excuse to fall for this type of BS. In any case, I hope you enjoy my sense of humor. I know that I have an annoying laugh ;) Either way, human imagination is amazing, so learn to separate fact from fiction. Let me know in the comments what was your favorite!
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0:00 Russian Choriok
0:41 Russian moshpit boxing?
1:18 Fake chi master
2:06 Russian Choriok returns
2:37 Fake master caught on live television
3:01 Dragon Ball Z move
3:13 YMCA mcdojo
3:50 Soundwave dim mak fail
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  • To see us examine the first master's techniques: kzhead.info/sun/nK-vm5WDr5yknZs/bejne.html Thank you all for your hilarious comments! Glad you were entertained by this comedic critique ;) Also, thank you so much for letting me know that YMCA means Young Man's Christian Association ;) Shoutout viewer Markus Puschert for saying it's: not tiger. actually it´s "taiga" ^^ That vietnamese guy that we were roasting was actually covered by McDojoLife in 2023: kzhead.info/sun/fsqPgJWNhJmlmn0/bejne.html To see more hilarious videos critiquing funny techniques, please go here: kzhead.info/channel/PLtdbPxlsaM_mrpN75fQtCa3lUO5DM4Py5.html Or here: kzhead.info/sun/gdCPmsOrbnpqeX0/bejne.html

    @FightCommentary@FightCommentary6 жыл бұрын

    • This is so fucking annoying make me cringe and want to kill my self. WTF is this. 😒😕😫😫😫😫😫😦 So shit

      @GrimReaper-vr8hc@GrimReaper-vr8hc6 жыл бұрын

    • and that fucking Chi power shit. Good Lord it's stupid. Good luck in a real fight.

      @GrimReaper-vr8hc@GrimReaper-vr8hc6 жыл бұрын

    • Fight Commentary Breakdowns YMCA- Young Mans Christian Association, otherwise known as not the place to learn martial arts. Heck one of the biggest things I teach on practicing kata, when we do kata, is everyone goes at the same pace and everyone stays together. Not really sure why they all looked like that sweat suit cult with black belts either.

      @starforgesabers@starforgesabers6 жыл бұрын

    • make a video about indonesian silat please. some of em including me can throw a person 2meters away without touching em

      @lathialilith@lathialilith6 жыл бұрын

    • People buy black belts and explain that they will knock out the yoga instructor if he tries to make it an issue.

      @davemarx7856@davemarx78566 жыл бұрын

  • "Empty your mind, be formless, be shapeless, like vodka. Put vodka into cup, becomes cup..... be vodka my friend." ~Bruce Leebrewski.

    @h8tingit@h8tingit5 жыл бұрын

    • best comment i've seen in a long time haha good one

      @mondrianeuse@mondrianeuse5 жыл бұрын

    • h8tingit I think they're showing the wrong Russian dubbing of that part😂😂

      @xy6830@xy68305 жыл бұрын

    • I read it in a russian accent.

      @jawieceniza9137@jawieceniza91375 жыл бұрын

    • You put vodka on fire it becomes the smoke like the fire

      @TijiSan@TijiSan5 жыл бұрын

    • Jawie Ceniza I read it in Ukraine accent you mad ?

      @deplorablepatriot8697@deplorablepatriot86975 жыл бұрын

  • "How do they all have black belts"? Easy: Yellow belt is for signing up Green belt is for showing up Blue belt is for staying for a whole session ...and black belt is when your cheque has cleared.

    @Gilmaris@Gilmaris4 жыл бұрын

    • HAHAHAH ;)

      @FightCommentary@FightCommentary4 жыл бұрын

    • Well put

      @theVOICE0f1@theVOICE0f14 жыл бұрын

    • Gilmaris Cynical.....but true.😂😂😂😂

      @keegan773@keegan7734 жыл бұрын

    • It all fun okay. But do you know that not every black belt (in all systems) means it is a master degree?

      @mutant0177@mutant01773 жыл бұрын

    • I'd look at it more from the free pizza or free sandwich promotion standpoint. After you've paid X amount of dollars you get a free colored belt. The color of the free belt depends on how much $ you've paid. When you reach black belt $ you actually get a second belt free. Just pay separate shipping.

      @duanscott2490@duanscott24903 жыл бұрын

  • You know what I want to see? Two masters of two different "no-touch" martial arts go up against each other.

    @ajaxsf@ajaxsf4 жыл бұрын

    • The universe would implode.

      @E-101-Beta@E-101-Beta4 жыл бұрын

    • Esso when I got my 100th degree black belt in chi I had to fight another chi master but the two energy’s acting against one another cancels it out so we stood there for 9 minutes nothing happened

      @L3GHO5T@L3GHO5T4 жыл бұрын

    • you know what, they just stare each other doing nothing, they let the chi fought by them self

      @obrfuhrmarin@obrfuhrmarin4 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahahahahahaah

      @jiixybaloba9592@jiixybaloba95924 жыл бұрын

    • That would be too dangerous. I would not recommend. lol

      @alohorung@alohorung4 жыл бұрын

  • That last guy had chi....cheeseburger that is

    @mikeleschber33@mikeleschber334 жыл бұрын

    • Chi.... with CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!

      @user-mo4fn8ic4h@user-mo4fn8ic4h4 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahahaha chi chi cheeeezee burgers

      @zhandoumartialarts5113@zhandoumartialarts51134 жыл бұрын

    • Become with the cheeseburger

      @user-fw3wl6rv1v@user-fw3wl6rv1v4 жыл бұрын

    • How about the Chinese chub in the blue shirt, Master Hu Ait Mai Kake.

      @ZZMOKIN@ZZMOKIN4 жыл бұрын

    • Check this one kzhead.info/sun/htVrYqyjr2SCh6c/bejne.html

      @fraudmartialartsandpaperti4110@fraudmartialartsandpaperti41104 жыл бұрын

  • He is not fat, he is full of chi.

    @danielsancoy1954@danielsancoy19546 жыл бұрын

    • Daniel Sancoy don't you mean tight cheese!

      @martinpearce6555@martinpearce65556 жыл бұрын

    • U mean he is full of CHIT

      @fedorlenz5658@fedorlenz56586 жыл бұрын

    • As someone said he could be called Chuck Porridge

      @devintariel3769@devintariel37696 жыл бұрын

    • Full of chi-tos

      @Jacobson47@Jacobson476 жыл бұрын

    • Frank casTLE carefull...he might eat you

      @gedeyogam9096@gedeyogam90966 жыл бұрын

  • The most intriguing part is people actually pay to learn these.

    @4homemail@4homemail4 жыл бұрын

    • Probably good exercise, but useless in a real fight. These so-called "masters" are as phony as psychics and televangelists.

      @1968usaf@1968usaf4 жыл бұрын

    • @@1968usaf I highly doubt these people are even getting solid workouts in

      @MrDude180@MrDude1804 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, and they, when they, drunk on their own power, get in a real fight, they get their ass kicked.

      @KaeYoss@KaeYoss4 жыл бұрын

    • Sham artists

      @oantar3397@oantar33974 жыл бұрын

    • I would go just for a laugh.

      @chrono8233@chrono82334 жыл бұрын

  • If I were to get into a fight with one of these guys I would break down in hysterical laughter...So I guess these fighting techniques are effective. 😂😂😂😂

    @princeekeson12@princeekeson124 жыл бұрын

    • Ye they try to kill you using laughter.

      @markeezbaroon2033@markeezbaroon20334 жыл бұрын

  • The snake mantis is a great technique against children and wheelchair bound midgets.

    @dan52ish@dan52ish4 жыл бұрын

  • Grand Master Smirnoff

    @faznyc1@faznyc15 жыл бұрын

    • Now I want to make a KZhead video just so I can use this as a name of a character in the show.

      @Jeff-ir2ee@Jeff-ir2ee5 жыл бұрын

    • Don’t forget to give me s shout out lol

      @faznyc1@faznyc15 жыл бұрын

    • Smirnoff is a bullshit european vodka

      @PredatorPeyami@PredatorPeyami5 жыл бұрын

    • Stolichnaya Cup

      @user-tr7yz1lp2d@user-tr7yz1lp2d5 жыл бұрын

    • You guys are killn me 😂😂😂😂

      @charlesmendez4686@charlesmendez46865 жыл бұрын

  • Crouching tiger shiting dragon

    @Enum4el1sh@Enum4el1sh5 жыл бұрын

    • shiTTing*

      @0ldCat@0ldCat4 жыл бұрын

    • Виктор Верхейден lmao

      @bronxbigtimersentertainmen5147@bronxbigtimersentertainmen51474 жыл бұрын

    • Crappy tiger, shitty dragon.

      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s4 жыл бұрын

    • Shitty tiger diarrhoea dragon

      @nickmakaia5166@nickmakaia51664 жыл бұрын

    • Crunchy Tiger Crispy Dragon

      @bandoelsarkas1321@bandoelsarkas13214 жыл бұрын

  • That last dude didn’t even have karate pants on he had adidas Pants on😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @scooby3ce@scooby3ce4 жыл бұрын

  • 4:05 is because she threw him an invisible hamburger

    @angelonoahcarrisa@angelonoahcarrisa4 жыл бұрын

    • They communicate on another level ... He take a nap after invisible hamburger.

      @markeezbaroon2033@markeezbaroon20334 жыл бұрын

  • Nowadays you can get a black belt through a vending machine

    @Fat_Vegan@Fat_Vegan5 жыл бұрын

    • I buy mine at Walmart

      @defenseagainststalking@defenseagainststalking5 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahahaha @Clubber Lang

      @bakeshoprecords7690@bakeshoprecords76905 жыл бұрын

    • anywhere online man, 50 bucks well made, brand new, custom stitched name with legit counterfeit photo ID too

      @baqikenny@baqikenny5 жыл бұрын

    • I got mine at Goodwill

      @americasmostinfamoustv94@americasmostinfamoustv945 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, this is true for a lot of bullshit arts like Taekwondo, etc. I train in traditional kung fu and we base our training only on self defense. Our black belts tests are something you need to prepare physically for. 4 hours of intense workout, them without a break, while you're dehydrated and fatigued you show all your techniques and must make them work or you get beat as if it was you getting jumped. That is how you should earn a black belt!

      @zPulsar@zPulsar5 жыл бұрын

  • That reporter didn't accidentally reveal anything. He was trying to expose the BS and succeeded. And I am here for all of it!

    @cjnance008@cjnance0084 жыл бұрын

  • Do not watch the glass, or you will miss all the heavenly Smirnoff.

    @1duskyknight@1duskyknight4 жыл бұрын

  • Its 2020 and this showed up on my feed. Way to start the new year with a LOL.

    @procheathepitai@procheathepitai4 жыл бұрын

  • When you suck at something and your friends and family Keep telling you that you are the best they have seen. This is what happens.

    @Luxman010@Luxman0106 жыл бұрын

    • Yep :)

      @FightCommentary@FightCommentary6 жыл бұрын

    • They're supposed to be the ones that can call on doing stupid.

      @tenhirankei@tenhirankei6 жыл бұрын

    • Or you end up on America's got talent.

      @xhairs6123@xhairs61236 жыл бұрын

    • Or other got talent shows.

      @FortniteKid-jm7gx@FortniteKid-jm7gx5 жыл бұрын

  • Pssh phonies, my local sensei at Yoga class told me he wasn't allowed to enter the UFC because he was too deadly.

    @SEEYAIAYE@SEEYAIAYE6 жыл бұрын

    • SEE YAI AYE you should have punched his for saying that.

      @truesurvivor6963@truesurvivor69636 жыл бұрын

    • "sensei at yoga class"...?????? What on earth are you learning bro... And when did yoga become a martial art..??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @binodmenahihu8104@binodmenahihu81046 жыл бұрын

    • The joke Your head

      @SEEYAIAYE@SEEYAIAYE6 жыл бұрын

    • Lol someone didn't understand the sarcasm

      @VagaBond376@VagaBond3766 жыл бұрын

    • Cheli Lombi Yoga was derived from a martial art "Kalaripayatu" It's just a stretching routine, they also used to use natural oils and medicine.

      @mortvald@mortvald6 жыл бұрын

  • 3:04 I can actually vouch for this one. This looks like goju ryu karate, which relies on strong, grounded stances and quick, powerful strikes to the upper body and head. This kata is pretty much a stance and breathing exercise.

    @jesseharrold1812@jesseharrold18123 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks Steven-sensei

      @chrischris1722@chrischris17223 ай бұрын

    • Lol

      @LOLLYPOPPE@LOLLYPOPPEАй бұрын

  • Easily one of my top 10 favorite videos of all time. These are amazing, do any of them have a promo with the local scientology chapter?

    @OmegaxPrime@OmegaxPrime4 жыл бұрын

  • The reason the guy fell down in the last clip is because the girl shouted ' I'm gonna tell my dad what you did !

    @trueman9299@trueman92994 жыл бұрын

    • You baaad 😁

      @alexiachimciuc3199@alexiachimciuc31994 жыл бұрын

    • I've met this guy before, you're not far off 😬

      @justinj3340@justinj33404 жыл бұрын

    • @@justinj3340 holy shit please continue. What was he like?

      @buffalowick8003@buffalowick80034 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfao

      @andrewhensley3808@andrewhensley38084 жыл бұрын

    • She well enjoyed slapping his neck, he felt that second one too. His face was like bruh

      @blankfaces256@blankfaces2564 жыл бұрын

  • The reporter broke the block in half.. as soon as that happend I knew.. that the reporter was also a kungfoo master..

    @awaismir8008@awaismir80086 жыл бұрын

    • 78

      @ahmedsoliman7221@ahmedsoliman72215 жыл бұрын

  • What makes this great. Is your narration. You're really funny...😆

    @kofikeelson2493@kofikeelson24934 жыл бұрын

  • I like your commentary 🤣🤣. And here I have read some of the best comments ever. It made my day. Thank you creative people.

    @ATUS1213@ATUS12134 жыл бұрын

  • 4:09 when someone with bad breath talks to you

    @aivan_sison@aivan_sison4 жыл бұрын

    • Literally all of us have bad breath after eating. Unless you eat nothing but plants. 😂

      @m_i_g_5108@m_i_g_51084 жыл бұрын

    • Mig 28 take some mints bro they work

      @wastedpotential6650@wastedpotential66504 жыл бұрын

    • @@wastedpotential6650 Sorry, I don't know what to say. I'm not used to replying to comments that don't add to or refute the previous comments. I guess I should reply with a meme?

      @m_i_g_5108@m_i_g_51084 жыл бұрын

    • Mig 28 maybe I have no clue 😂

      @wastedpotential6650@wastedpotential66504 жыл бұрын

    • @@wastedpotential6650 😂

      @m_i_g_5108@m_i_g_51084 жыл бұрын

  • Loved the last clip Sensai McDonalds ! Outta breath from talking

    @nightrider5109@nightrider51094 жыл бұрын

    • "not from any chi but cus hes fat" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

      @lvlupent.7334@lvlupent.73344 жыл бұрын

    • His assistant Samantha is cute tho

      @ob160@ob1603 жыл бұрын

  • you're commentary is very funny. subscribed

    @b0llos@b0llos2 жыл бұрын

  • You guys are so funny. Make more videos. You make my day

    @Heli4213@Heli42138 ай бұрын

  • Vodka-Fu

    @MLBBInfoShort@MLBBInfoShort5 жыл бұрын

    • I hundred yh

      @rogervogel2771@rogervogel27715 жыл бұрын

    • *vod fu

      @jawieceniza9137@jawieceniza91375 жыл бұрын

    • in soviet russia vodka drinks you

      @pena8306@pena83065 жыл бұрын

    • Slav maga

      @w4rd204@w4rd2045 жыл бұрын

    • fake fu

      @cozen9673@cozen96735 жыл бұрын

  • Hey Crouching Comrade Hidden Vodka is the deadliest of Kung Fu

    @shadowfox8425@shadowfox84255 жыл бұрын

  • Dude...LOL. This is the funniest commentary I've heard in a long time. Keep 'em comin'...LOL

    @stllda909@stllda9094 жыл бұрын

  • This is so funny I was trying to paint a straight line on some trim after watching this and couldn't. You guys are great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @Heli4213@Heli42134 жыл бұрын

  • One day that girl's going to have a real attacker and the invisible chi ball she throws will have no effect and can't believe it didn't work

    @shooting3km@shooting3km6 жыл бұрын

    • Patrick Chavez Just carry a tazer gun or 🔫.

      @johnbell4489@johnbell44896 жыл бұрын

    • So true

      @mega1971tron@mega1971tron6 жыл бұрын

    • don't be so sure, the attacker might laugh himself to death!

      @kayneassasin@kayneassasin5 жыл бұрын

  • Some of these are pretty wack! However, when I see the group classes working out so poorly, I feel sad for the students because I'm sure most of them have the desire and ability to learn legitimate martial arts.

    @Docinaplane@Docinaplane6 жыл бұрын

    • Yep. They just need good teachers. When I did Kung Fu, I felt so frustrated because I could tell the instruction sucked. Wish I discovered MMA as a teen. I would've been much healthier in the mind.

      @LetsTryEverything@LetsTryEverything6 жыл бұрын

    • it really is sad when the bs artists target young audiences. it just harms them.

      @strawhatironpp7524@strawhatironpp75246 жыл бұрын

    • And now you understand how some really trained guy can just come up and fight the whole dojo just like in the bruce lee movies. Hell even I could go up there and kick half of the peoples but inculding the master.

      @meerak7973@meerak79736 жыл бұрын

    • The group class at about 3:25 are doing a set pattern in taekwondo. It's an advanced pattern but it's completely legit. Their master must have wanted everyone to learn it although it's for the higher belts. Just because you don't see what they're doing doesn't mean they're fucking around

      @NewBodyContact@NewBodyContact6 жыл бұрын

    • Would be funny to see an actual fighter to find one of these "masters" and humiliate them in front of their whole class. Edit: nevermind. Just found videos of it. Lmao.

      @AnthonyKravitz@AnthonyKravitz6 жыл бұрын

  • 4:04 Wow. That is scary stuff He had a heart attack when she started her form

    @AaronJZY@AaronJZY4 жыл бұрын

    • Fake and he's a black belt ?

      @melvintate8186@melvintate81864 жыл бұрын

    • I would collapse right into her bed

      @thekneebreaker4790@thekneebreaker47904 жыл бұрын

  • This is so funny I can't stop laughing great commentary

    @auburtengland6275@auburtengland62754 жыл бұрын

  • That first guy reminds me of Arthur Fleck dancing in Joker.

    @andyappleton3353@andyappleton33534 жыл бұрын

    • Andy Appleton. Hahahahaha right on!

      @crujones4046@crujones40464 жыл бұрын

    • @Patrice Bateman He's obviously highly skilled. I heard he once killed an opponent through a Zoom match over the phone.

      @andyappleton3353@andyappleton33533 жыл бұрын

  • The first guy's pop and lock skills are 100!!!!!

    @jaytea3613@jaytea36136 жыл бұрын

    • Jay Tea-IKR I thought he was doing a Michael Jackson impression. XD

      @DUB_87@DUB_876 жыл бұрын

    • I rofled

      @iTheGeo@iTheGeo6 жыл бұрын

    • Thought he was having a spasm

      @khangngo16@khangngo166 жыл бұрын

    • All that was missing was the boom box and cardboard.

      @tmobileirledd2218@tmobileirledd22186 жыл бұрын

    • Jay Tea pop lock hahaha

      @cowlico@cowlico6 жыл бұрын

  • Bro that wasn't Singaporean 😂😂. I'm insulted

    @gideonchanjiyan6541@gideonchanjiyan65413 жыл бұрын

    • Singapore dont do that shit hha

      @INGATDOSA-yz7ne@INGATDOSA-yz7ne3 жыл бұрын

  • Awe-inspiring! Does anyone know where I can sign up for this club, like, do they teach all of this to the students?

    @themilesinkorea@themilesinkorea Жыл бұрын

  • in the early 90s I went to a local dojo because they offered some exotic styles and I was interested in learning mantis style kung fu. At the time I already had several years of training in both Tae Kwon Do and Isshin Ryu Karate under my belt (forgive the pun), but I didn't mention that to them. I asked if I could observe one of their courses and they were kind enough to allow me to watch one of their "advanced" classes. Even though I was not familiar with the style were training it was painfully obvious that not one person there knew what the hell they were doing. After the class when they tried to get me to sign up I flatly told them that I wouldn't even consider giving them my money and they threatened to call the police on me. lol

    @masonkane5884@masonkane58845 жыл бұрын

    • On the grounds of saying uncomfortable things? You should have challenged the guy in charge, it would have been such a laugh.

      @Titantr0n@Titantr0n5 жыл бұрын

    • I can only agree with Titantron here. A threat like that would ask for a challenge. And for the sake of your Community - expose them.

      @Aracne80@Aracne805 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed so hard at this comment lol. You were witnessing a cult, my friend. Thank God you made it out alive.

      @mickymickymike4105@mickymickymike41055 жыл бұрын

    • I have met a number of martial.art schools like this, before the class is done I challenge the teacher if I think it's total bs I have had teachers threaten to call the cops on me cause of my challenges but most of them have challenged me to see how good I am I don't tell them what I have done in the past and its always great to see the students beg you to teach them instead of there teacher 😂😂😂

      @bluehornet197@bluehornet1975 жыл бұрын

    • I call bullshit on that.

      @kohtenkreuz661@kohtenkreuz6615 жыл бұрын

  • The people that dislike this video practice these styles.

    @bboy1481@bboy14816 жыл бұрын

    • Actually, I think that there are some people out there that think that by giving a down vote to a video, they sanction the clowns that video tries to make fun of, as opposed to the video. So, actually they like the video but are just a little confused.

      @toniomiklo2406@toniomiklo24066 жыл бұрын

    • bboy1481 ...i do kung fu...i can kick your ass am pretty sure of that and i didn't deslike the vid cuz these pple know nothing about the art they supposed to be doing

      @aminebrahmi8034@aminebrahmi80346 жыл бұрын

    • bboy1481 eyyyy bboy

      @himissgivemeperfectplease8318@himissgivemeperfectplease83186 жыл бұрын

    • Actually, I think that there are some people who are angry that he called the fake Vietnamese martial art singaporean

      @davidchan1012@davidchan10126 жыл бұрын

    • @amine HITMAN. Please return when you have a better bizarro language to English translation app

      @4ebees@4ebees6 жыл бұрын

  • YMCA: Young Men Christian Association

    @RickNadal@RickNadal4 жыл бұрын

    • I think it's Young Men's Club of America

      @JediWitness2@JediWitness24 жыл бұрын

  • Good content, keep it up 👍

    @ojewchannel7905@ojewchannel79054 жыл бұрын

  • The mantis hands guy didn’t get his kicks above the knee. Which leads me to believe he will be fighting children which is probably a good match for him.

    @knightofthewhitecameleon4645@knightofthewhitecameleon46456 жыл бұрын

    • Knight of the white Cameleon yesss my fav

      @zom956@zom9566 жыл бұрын

    • Wait, are you saying he can take on a child?

      @imaginationdan-479@imaginationdan-4796 жыл бұрын

  • that first guy is great I really like him. theres one video of him sparring with his dog, its awesome.

    @-yeme-@-yeme-4 жыл бұрын

  • you are the BEST I have been in martial art for 20 yrs, I have seen these Magical Moments so often,and unlike you , I bit my lip and walked away, You say what I have always wanted too. THANK YOU,

    @jegan6537@jegan65374 жыл бұрын

  • Only in DUNE can they project their voice and kill like that :) Mua-Dibe

    @DJEmirMixtapes@DJEmirMixtapes4 жыл бұрын

  • Watching this in 2019, still funny

    @Groomsman@Groomsman4 жыл бұрын

    • Thanks!

      @FightCommentary@FightCommentary4 жыл бұрын

    • @@FightCommentary I can't believe you answer comments 2 years later! Good youtuber there!

      @Adam.Rushing@Adam.Rushing4 жыл бұрын

  • The Russian guy looks like he’s dancing techno

    @saulgarcia7083@saulgarcia70834 жыл бұрын

  • Dude I laughed till I got tears in my eyes your so fucking funny especially when the chi master transferred chi I was dying

    @najiibrahim4069@najiibrahim40694 жыл бұрын

  • I love how your actually reacting to this🤣

    @gameclips880@gameclips8803 жыл бұрын

  • 1:38 that's something Peter Griffin would do 😅😅😅

    @Dee1983x@Dee1983x6 жыл бұрын

  • 3:30 i guess its the YMCA-McDojo! LOL

    @TrippedTheFuckOut@TrippedTheFuckOut5 жыл бұрын

  • Bear in mind, the one at 3.23 isn't fake because it's in a multipurpose room or that everyone's working in their own time. Oftentimes it's easier to just book a place regularly then buy, own and maintain your own building just for weekly classes. Also Kata's aren't group synchronized dancing. They're individual sequences of routines. That's the sign people actually know what they're doing there, when they're working in their own time to get it as right as they can. The idea that a martial arts class has to look good to be valid is dangerous, because often the best looking ones are not effective.

    @richardseaton1570@richardseaton15704 жыл бұрын

    • I agree. In fact, it looks like this is Kushanku that they're performing.

      @ocarinajourney5374@ocarinajourney5374 Жыл бұрын

  • Your commentary has me laughing out loud bro

    @damianwikotu5828@damianwikotu58283 жыл бұрын

  • When you walk up to a chick in the club and wanna impress her with the moves 0:03-0:10 💀💀

    @whitninyo2525@whitninyo25255 жыл бұрын

  • So I wasted 20 years of my life practicing the Vodka Tiger? Thanks..

    @sylvana393@sylvana3935 жыл бұрын

    • "Vodka Tiger" sounds like an awesome drink.

      @DCI_LeoDan_@DCI_LeoDan_5 жыл бұрын

  • Vodka Tiger 🤣🤣🤣🤣. That really got me going🤣🤣

    @lalmuansangakhawlhring677@lalmuansangakhawlhring6772 жыл бұрын

  • I still watch this dude TILL THIS DAY!! TILL THIS DAY!!!!!

    @kingj521@kingj521 Жыл бұрын

  • Had my guts out laughing. Great work man. Great commentary. Looking forward to more videos but requesting the commentary should keep this style.

    @mohsinasgarali@mohsinasgarali5 жыл бұрын

  • Damn bruh , haven't laughed this hard in a while!! ,good stuff💯

    @bambambanuelos799@bambambanuelos7996 жыл бұрын

  • The reporter is actually a martial arts master

    @jimjam1766@jimjam1766 Жыл бұрын

  • THANKS I NEEDED THIS LOL

    @richieevans8617@richieevans86174 жыл бұрын

  • 4:09 he should join Hollywood. wasted talent.

    @lm2193@lm21934 жыл бұрын

    • His gut almost tips him over, so he's leaning back to counter the gravitational pull of the lard sack 😂 No Chi can handle that fat-ass gut 😐

      @0ldCat@0ldCat4 жыл бұрын

  • 4:06 When you haven't brushed your teeth for 5 years...

    @khaihh@khaihh5 жыл бұрын

  • I just discovered this channel. Where have you been all my life?

    @josephlibrande@josephlibrande Жыл бұрын

    • Glad you found me 😝 if you ever see funny clips, please send them my way 😝😝

      @FightCommentary@FightCommentary Жыл бұрын

  • YMCA = young men's christian association

    @davidantonsavage6207@davidantonsavage62074 жыл бұрын

    • Fist of Jesus

      @bendover2684@bendover26844 жыл бұрын

    • Christianity?? How does that have to do with this

      @franco_spams-l2922@franco_spams-l29224 жыл бұрын

    • It's fun to stay at the young men's christian association.

      @dolantrimp1691@dolantrimp16914 жыл бұрын

    • @@franco_spams-l2922 - It was founded on 6 June 1844 by Sir George Williams in London, originally as the Young Men's Christian Association and aims to put Christian principles into practice by developing a healthy "body, mind, and spirit"

      @JediWitness2@JediWitness24 жыл бұрын

    • @@franco_spams-l2922 the guy doing the commentary, actually asks what YMCA stands for.

      @davidantonsavage6207@davidantonsavage62074 жыл бұрын

  • The first guy, master Jingly Jangly, can seizure his way to any victory. The second guy looks like a monty python sketch. Third is an average day in the Motherland! Fourth guy is kim- Jong- Un's Chinese cousin, Kim- jong- pass the cheese. Then it looks like we are back to the first guy, master Jingly Jangly molesting a box. Fifth guy is like Jesus, only instead of turning water into wine he turns cement slabs into polystyrene. Sixth guy teaching people how to carefully close two draws at once with sass. Seventh guy looks like he is teaching people how to dance like Napoleon Dynamite. Final guy... you ever seen a parent trying to get a child to do something and they pretend to fall asleep and make their body go limp, this guy's that type of child.

    @imaginationdan-479@imaginationdan-4796 жыл бұрын

    • ImaginationDan - idk why but the Monty Python line made me laugh way to hard haha had me crying...

      @andye5724@andye57246 жыл бұрын

  • Great actors...they won an Oscar already

    @joelmoura2150@joelmoura21505 жыл бұрын

  • 4:25 slap on the neck is so funny. You know that hurt 😂😂😂

    @marfon7618@marfon7618 Жыл бұрын

  • Your commentary is absolutely fantastic and hysterical! The vodka guy is hilarious, I’m sure he’s absolutely dangerous, not! My five year old grandson could nail anyone of them!

    @keithhopkins9225@keithhopkins92254 жыл бұрын

  • 4:00 the girl is dragonborn.

    @_chonkywoofwoof@_chonkywoofwoof5 жыл бұрын

  • That Asian Guy Better be In Avengers 4.

    @meingoobby8231@meingoobby82315 жыл бұрын

    • OfficialMeinGoobby he is Wong

      @maverick0303@maverick03035 жыл бұрын

    • Asian 💖💖💖

      @erwinarsyon298@erwinarsyon2985 жыл бұрын

  • Damn i always laugh hard watching this mantiss master hahaha

    @blitzz4741@blitzz47413 жыл бұрын

  • His beer gut hangs over his black belt.

    @JamesBond-uz2dm@JamesBond-uz2dm7 ай бұрын

  • This guy so funny commentating 😂

    @isiah_montoya9701@isiah_montoya97016 жыл бұрын

  • Some of these, like at 3:07 are just students doing kata. Kata actually does have it's uses and value in martial arts. Not to say you are going to use an exact full kata to defend yourself but moves from kata can be used in a real situation and kata is a good way to practise balance, perfect cerain techniques at a slow speed first and then be able to speed up the technique during actual self defense, strengthen the body and master controlled breathing (which is helpful to manage fear, nervousness and enable better stamina). By the way, this is coming from someone who does think there is a lot of traditional rubbish littering some martial arts that do not work and just look flashy.

    @Explorshon123@Explorshon1235 жыл бұрын

    • Kata does not teach you self defence unless it has been shown to you on how it can be applied to be used for self-defence take it from someone who has what I like to call a useless black belt from my years at Taekwondo I learnt it for 5yrs and got my black belt and I WOULD NOT use what I learnt in Taekwondo in a fight I wouldn't dare use any of the kata or forms the only time I use taekwondo is when my opponent is almost finished and I want to end the fight usually with a spinning kick straight to the head or an axe kick to the collar bone if you want your kata to work.in a real life situation then you have to train for it and use your kata in simulated situations

      @bluehornet197@bluehornet1975 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah. I'm actually a 2nd Degree Zenshin Ki-Do Karateka of over 20 years. That kata was kushunku/kanku dai

      @desmondgray2019@desmondgray20194 жыл бұрын

    • @@bluehornet197 in karate, with most of your Kata's you have to perform for grading, you also have to perform bunkai of which(I assume you already know but) is a breakdown of the Kaya against an opponent. On topic: although you state you would never use taikwondo in a real fight, you will subconciesly be using many of its mentalities and teachings such as moving to the side to block an technique.

      @pepthebabslasonge2551@pepthebabslasonge25514 жыл бұрын

  • You are one funny dude (both the narrator and all the people in the video)

    @chbjj@chbjj3 жыл бұрын

  • This makes me want to go challenge dojos to take the signs like how they do an animes. I have zero fighting experience but watching these now gives me hope.

    @alexanderneville8117@alexanderneville8117 Жыл бұрын

  • THIS SHOULD BE A TV SHOW WHO AGREES😂

    @xotwodxo2842@xotwodxo28426 жыл бұрын

  • *Jackie Chan has left the chat*

    @kakwildan1296@kakwildan12965 жыл бұрын

    • Hopeless🤣🤣

      @davejlee6891@davejlee68914 жыл бұрын

    • Steven Seagal has entered the chat

      @Charlie-Charlot@Charlie-Charlot4 жыл бұрын

  • Amazing stuff

    @kkkhan1823@kkkhan18238 ай бұрын

  • The last master in this video missed a couple of letters. That wasn't "chi" in his stomach, that was chili.

    @leeharris9958@leeharris99584 жыл бұрын

  • I would like to point out drunken fist is a real martial arts style, but these guys are just drunk.... As a real Kyoushin practitioner I found these halarious. Thanks for the laughs.

    @Dragonk116@Dragonk1166 жыл бұрын

    • Dragonk116 It's martial arts, not marshal arts. They're not ushering people through a music festival.

      @oakeye980@oakeye9805 жыл бұрын

    • Drunken Fist is extremely effective no joke

      @whitekitsune7263@whitekitsune72635 жыл бұрын

    • Dragoner Productions you should practice a dictionary more then karate. BTW it's kyokushin.

      @westerndragon207@westerndragon2075 жыл бұрын

    • Yah. we know that and he mentioned that.

      @ryanx9372@ryanx93725 жыл бұрын

    • Practitioner my asss

      @Hale-ze4gm@Hale-ze4gm5 жыл бұрын

  • The first guy was just demonstrating all the new soulja boy dance moves. It's called kungfuooul!!! When you krank that

    @Tsunami_Acura@Tsunami_Acura5 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @DUB_87@DUB_874 жыл бұрын

  • 3:14 it is supposed an I repeat "supposed" to be the kata "Kanku-Dai" but it is been executed so poorly than only white belts trying to imitate higher ranks would do it that way (maybe not even them); and these are supposed to be the higher ranks... my goodness

    @josueeliascamargo9388@josueeliascamargo93884 жыл бұрын

  • Don't forget Hong Kong Phooey.

    @drbonesshow1@drbonesshow19 ай бұрын

  • Lmao your laugh at the beginning when he was punching had dying lol it was one of those you can't be serious laughs

    @Matt_Matt96@Matt_Matt965 жыл бұрын

  • You underestimate the power of Vodkajitsu, they have awesome attacks like "comrade-punch" or the powerful "gulag-kick" !

    @ThatBeardedWhiteGuy@ThatBeardedWhiteGuy5 жыл бұрын

    • Smirnoff side kick

      @Jamboliar88@Jamboliar885 жыл бұрын

  • LAUGHED AT 2:55 "OH NO, CAUGHT RED HANDED THIS FUCKING FAKE KUNG FU MASTER"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @ItachiUchiha-ih6yy@ItachiUchiha-ih6yy3 жыл бұрын

  • This is hilarious. Why doesn't it have way more viewers

    @debbiramsey4603@debbiramsey46032 жыл бұрын

  • the fat guy hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @mayhem1994@mayhem19946 жыл бұрын

  • Im from Russia... it is a facepalm

    @Viktor_Kucherov@Viktor_Kucherov5 жыл бұрын

    • Im from Russia too. Systema and other wannabe Russian martial arts are giving us a bad name, in the martial arts world. We should go round them all up, and execute them.

      @biggjuicy1982@biggjuicy19825 жыл бұрын

    • @@biggjuicy1982 i use to practice Kyokushin i dont think systema is that Bad it was designed for the military.

      @saleemsuliman3062@saleemsuliman30625 жыл бұрын

    • @@saleemsuliman3062 Systema that is taught by all of these guys on the internet, and the stuff that you see on youtube is not real Systema. It was made up. The crap that looks like bad Tai Chi. Aikido, no touch Chi strikes, slap boxing, and training without sparring, or grappling, and all that, is not real Russian martial arts. Systema was not created for military. Arminski Rukopashnii Boi was created for the Russian Military. ROSS is the Russian Military combat conditioning program. Spetznaz train combat sambo, and ARB. Not Systema. Systema is garbage. Pretty much all of those dudes are frauds.

      @biggjuicy1982@biggjuicy19825 жыл бұрын

    • @@saleemsuliman3062 Kyokushin is better than systema

      @biggjuicy1982@biggjuicy19825 жыл бұрын

    • @@biggjuicy1982 sambo is good its legit.

      @saleemsuliman3062@saleemsuliman30625 жыл бұрын

  • I needed a good laugh today... 😂

    @CD-lw6fl@CD-lw6fl4 жыл бұрын

  • "Sneak mantis" brooooo I am dead lmfaooo 😭🤣🤣💀💀💀

    @jonathantorres1285@jonathantorres12853 жыл бұрын

  • Where's Steven seagal?

    @clumpyify@clumpyify6 жыл бұрын

    • mralex070 he's fake

      @clumpyify@clumpyify6 жыл бұрын

    • mralex070 woooow he teached anderson silva how to front kick? Dayum if he doesnt know how to front kick wtf he had done in UFC (besides he was a legend). Seagel is a mastermind in bullshit he got sucess with his bullshido in hollywood. Thats the obly thing admirable with that man how he tricked so many dumb people

      @fitnessmmaplaylists3548@fitnessmmaplaylists35486 жыл бұрын

    • mralex070 whatever

      @clumpyify@clumpyify6 жыл бұрын

    • mralex070 Aikido itself is mostly a crock of shit.

      @H0n3yMonstah@H0n3yMonstah6 жыл бұрын

    • Just ask john Claude van damn he knows 😹 we all know it's bull I didn't think it was a secret 😹

      @rscholey85@rscholey856 жыл бұрын

  • I like your commentary style. Do more videos like this.

    @utthamabaginda165@utthamabaginda1654 жыл бұрын

  • I want more of this!

    @lmyourpapiGaming@lmyourpapiGaming4 жыл бұрын
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