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0:00 - how did this happen
1:10 - the way it is
1:28 - IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING
1:43 - Money 2
2:00 - The World
2:19 - Bill Amounts
2:40 - I Fixed this Montage
3:15 - The Unit
3:39 - The LOGO
4:08 - Bill Shapes
4:53 - Shaping the Bills
5:43 - Designing 1-50
6:33 - Designing 100-1000
7:05 - BONUS FEATURES
7:54 - World Peace :)
8:04 - Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱
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MAKE MONOPOLY 2
I would vote
@@kitsune_pamkin2172 he did
I unironically really dig those designs for the bills, even if this somehow doesn't make it as a universal currency it would go great with monopoly
oatopoly
Now we need monopoly 2
MONOPOLY 2
Actually it’s kurrenky
@@Wacky_Guy kurnsy*
We need more people like him to right all of these wrongs. He is right about everything, people just need to listen
Should I make this a cryptocurrency
@@asliceofm1137 no
@@BigSillyOrangeCat MONEY
@@BigSillyOrangeCat should I make it an online banking system instead?
@@asliceofm1137 maybe
Dude this actually makes sense, this should be done world wide, the new global currency.
No, I am anti-oats
Yeah but the symbols don't have meaning so fix that and the money has nk safety features
EVERYONE LIKE THIS VIDEO SO IT CAN BE SENT TO ELON MUSK TO BE APPROVED!!!!!!!!
I want to live in a world where these ideas are all in effect.
They do exist, just not in third world countries like the US
That would be fucking lit
@@Podgorski37my payday 2 playing brain just went "WHAT THIRD RATE COUNTRY MADE THIS DRILL"
i will forever have nightmares about the “worse clock”
The part about adding a way for blind people to identify the different types of notes was actually a really good point.
I was thinking the same
Fun fact: a lot of other countries make their bills different sizes for this very reason. In fact, the US and Canadian are pretty much the only two major currency systems in the world that don’t. Canada doesn’t really need to though since they actually do have braille on all their bank notes so, yeah, the American blind are uniquely screwed when it comes to money it seems.
@@redgreen2453 the US is typically very handicap friendly everywhere else, credit/debit cards are also accepted nearly everywhere
america be like: "just fold the denominations differently" how tf they suppposed to know which ones to fold certain ways tho????
Lots of countries use braille on their bills like canada
Oats has always been objectively right about everything, time. alphabet. chess. And now money.
I agree
What’s format is the CD money
*betabet*
Yes
@@OatsJenkins I wouldn't be able to buy bubble gum in my country because there isn't a small enough currency! Please fix this. Bubble gum costs 0.044 usd
This makes a lot of sense and I like how you made it accessible
You just make everything ultimately better like everyone should just listen to you
He needs to delete the fixing clock video because like he's TRYING to make it better but it ruins schedules because of how he changes the clock time as well.
@@backtomakingvideos he makes these videos as a joke
The having different shapes to distinguish different bills is actually a pretty good idea. These videos are getting more and more logical...
A lot of currencies have ways to distinguish bills for the blind. Canadians have Braille, Euros have different sizes, with three different possible edges to make distinguishing the bills easier. - in fact the next redesin of the US-Dollar will feature tactile elements to make it easier for the blind and visually impaired to distinguish money.
Yeah, but his design needs a little work, since one can cut the corners of a 1 1grain bill and make it become a higher 1grain bill.
@@luizchagasjardim i was thinking that too
Many places have this. It also makes things more accessible for the blind.
@@luizchagasjardim To fix this just swap the shape designs around, so if you cut the corners it actually becomes less valuable rather than more
Finally someone is smart enough to redesign money
Until you think about the fact that all of the pre-existing money becomes worthless and practically everyone will go bankrupt. It’s not like the government would just give everyone the exact same value of grain as the had of pre-money.
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a smarter man would get rid of it all together. Do you not know that money is a tool made and used by slavers? Money was only made to bribe people into doing things they normally wouldn't do. Also, the world went from "money being used for pleasures and privileges" to "everyone has to have it to get any and all things" its a system. If you don't have money, you go without. Even if its food, or water, or whatever, if you dont have money, you might as well die. Whats the point in living if you HAVE to have something to bribe someone else with just to live? Makes no sense to me. Too bad the world (aside from wild animals) has forgotten how to "provide for themselves." Now grocery stores and stores in general replace our natural world where everything was free, you just had to put in the effort to get it. Sad world we live in. Don't @me.
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Smurt
As a splatoon fan, at 5:24, i almost had a heart attack. (you could say the song made a "Rip entry")
SAME DUDE
RIP splatoon 1
great almost perfect! but one problem the coin sizes represents a problem you mentioned earlier in the video, where do you store these
it always amazes me how objectivly right you are about everything
Yes also holy shit im early
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Hi
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Fun fact: Australia’s currency is one of the hardest, if not the hardest, to counterfeit. We have plastic notes, which are transparent in down the middle, holographic designs and even some secret little bits to make sure. All our notes vary in size too!
and our new notes actually have braille too ahahaha, Australia already made better money :)
Same as Britain's
Quite a lot of countries do that. (But you can still be proud of it: Australia invented the technology, and other countries license it.)
Yeah but the $5 always rips down the plastic for me
I'm Australian and I never knew our notes had different sizes but I only have $20 notes nearby so I can't compare the notes
In Colombia, we have a system in which as bigger the bill as much it worths and we have a non-sense braille in our bills that ends disappearing with the use
I am so glad that he thought of blind/visually impared/low vision people when making this objectively better version of money, because I am visualy impared and I use the grooves on the edge of normal coins to figure out what type of coin they are rather than looking at the number on them because of my bad vision.
You should use the most "cut" edges for the smallest bill because if the goal is for the blind, people could easily cut/fake the 1grain bill and pretend they give the 1000 or something
i see your point; however, someone would feel the other edges and feel their corner / side cutouts. also, i think cashier boxes would have very specific slots so if the middle circle was not exactly correct the grain would not fit or the machine would read it as the wrong grain
@@crymeariverffs E
It could be made out of something you cant cut
@@ashes9150 I think something about the size of a dollar that is impossible to cut would cost far more than the 25 cents that it’s worth
guess what? a penny costs more than 2 cents to produce! and it doesn't matter!
Fun fact: Here in Brazil the bills do have different sizes to help blind people. The more value it has, bigger it is.
Not only that, money bills here have different texture patterns all over the bill that helps people with vision problems distinguish each one!
Actually, Brazil has one of the most well developed financial system of the globe in most aspects - money bills tech; what we call PIX (instant money transfers that works with every bank and fintechs); anti money laundry intel and many other cool stuff
In fact, also euros notes aren't same, bigger value, bigger note
Also the euros lol
bro thats everywhere but its still very hard to distinguish a bill from another. size does not fix the problem.
This is so good!
this mans content is fire 𓅱
Im literally so confused how one guy can be so objectively right about everything.
A globalized currency, encouraging free trade and international cooperation? BASED BASED BASED! Truly, you are objectively right about everything!
Countries be like:, "but I Wana control my own curencyyyyyy"
@@lachlanmc2335 It's not just about controlling currency though. To have a shared currency, you need to relinquish a certain amount of sovereignty to a shared governmental body -- For example, in the EU, the commission and central bank create policies regarding taxation, debt limits, and free market which countries must follow. If countries shared a currency but were completely free to create their own laws, they could easily create monster debts and abuse the stability of the larger economical zone in a parasitic way (See 2007 Greek governmental-debt crisis). There's certainly large advantages to having a shared market and shared currency, but all participants do need to operate within the same set of rules for it to work. I think it's much too early for most of the world to collaborate on such a scale.
One country falls, all countries fall
I hate to burst your bubble but more centralized power would hurt the people of the world's many nations more than it would help. That would be a big step down a bad road that I fear we are already on. BTW, our usernames are strangely similar.
Tbh that is really good good job man
the designs were actually very good
oat's genius is unrivaled. and he has never been wrong once
MONEY
"My first thought was brail, but that would just rub off to easily" many countries implement brail on currency and it works perfectly
@@nathaniel8083 shut up, he is objectively right about everything
@@orb2694 yes he is
Correct
It's really kind that he's looking out for blind people because the blind person can feel around to see what note they have
I think I can easily cut my 1 Grain bill to 500 Grain shape and scam blind people.
australia has brail on the notes because its like some plastic material not paper. its also hard to tear, its water proof and it also has a little transparent bit so its harder to copy
@@sgtstonks9063 same with england
@@sgtstonks9063 And Canada
this video was not a joke
this is amazing
You are objectively right about everything
I'm loving how these bills are inclusive to blind people and those with sight issues.
That’s actually pretty standard outside of the US. Canada Australia etc. have Braille and Euros are different lengths for different denominations
@@dylanboyd6147 another L for merica
@@saltedmalted7 none suprised
He is objektively right about everything.
@@Meshguy nah bro is objectivity right
Yes
Agreed
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@@Meshguy Nope, he is indeed objectively right about EVERYTHING.
You are objectively right about everything you said and will say(and everything)
we need this to be accepted world wide! it could fix so many issues, and help blind people not get cheated!
Honestly the different shapes for bills is actually a really cool idea and should be implemented irl
I do wonder how blind people handle money
@@adaemonnamedcecil4958 In USA, they have to ask other people what the bills are. In other countries, the banknotes have different sizes.
@@Ganliard our banknotes are the same sizes in uk
@@adaemonnamedcecil4958 Not sure about US but in Indonesia our money has some line embossed on it to help blind people tell them apart
In the UK most of our notes are different sizes with brain on them. That's big brain
If this guy starts a country, I'm moving there. Perfection
Country *_2._*
True
@@lime.person 193 countries already exist. Oats Jenkins is not a ruler/president/king of a country yet
@@hanstheexplorer The English/Latin alphabet already exists but Oats Jenkins made it better *While not being an English teacher.* You missed the joke dumdum. Better Luck Next Time
@@lime.person :O
Love your videos!𓅱
The first one second of him singing is enough to lift me through the roof
there is no one as objectively right about everything as you are
Bro the different edges that allow you to know what bill you have without seeing it is actually a really good idea, no joke
Right? He even realized that a vertical flip wouldn't work.
Plenty of other currencies have figured out ways to make the bills accessible. Canadian dollars have raised dots (sorta like braille) and don't wear out in my experience, they're plastic. Euro bills are different sizes.
Except you can cut the 1 grain one to look like half of the other ones lol
@@XblasertX true, but the colour and design will still be there
@@jacky6625 well yeah but if you're blind you still can get conned
damn most of this would actually work, plus the 1 dollar bill design is actually really solid.
These bills look sick man, they are so good!
You should definitely redo the world map, I want to see the controversy
Yes
Put south america and africa back together. Also put the Treaty of Tordesillas back in action 👀
Britain keeps its entire colonial empire and France's. Britain also gets France.
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Fun fact! Australia’s money does actually have braille on it, and it doesn’t seem to wear off!
Doesn't australia use plastic bills tho?
and Canadian money (they both have Braille and plastic bills)
@Olicarus Pretty sure it had it before we switched from paper
@Olicarus Why wouldn't a world currency be plastic?
So does Canadian money
this is genuinley a money system humans should use
4:30 here in Canada the money's made a little different compared to the United States (its plastic instead of paper) and it does have braile on it
I get that most of this is joking, but that accessibility part is actually genius. Hats off to you.
Is standard outside the US
@@schwingedeshaehers it is? I've seen English, Australian, South African, Indian and Chinese bills irl and none of them have any kinetic distinction, except for Australian bills varying in length based on amount (which let's be real, isn't helping any blind person)
@@devoutmordexfollower5289 Euros have it. Other currencies were named in comments above
@@schwingedeshaehers ah I see, I've never handled euros, I only ever visited other places in Europe outside of England as a kid, so I guess it makes sense that I never knew
@@devoutmordexfollower5289 Australia has 1 dot for five, 2 dot for 10 and so on
I like some of the ideas here. The thing that bugged me the most is that the shapes on the edges was chosen arbitrarily. (Make them have a certain number of indentations or something) Also, as someone has pointed out before, the edges would make the bill more susceptible to damage and stacking them would be more difficult too. (Make them rectangular but have textured markings on the back, just like how all the countries already have who put more thought into it than 'money but it's paper')
Too boring
@@octimus2000 there’s a lot he could do with it
ex-fucking-actly, can't believe there's people who think these bill designs were in any way a good idea
some people who weren't dumb, mind I say, with such a simple design, those bills could be easily counterfeited
@@ermir_skg5696these bill ideas are obviously the greatest ideas ever. (as a meme, as the video obviously implies)
I lov it! This is korekt
This guy is about to solve the entire universe 😂
Jokes aside, he actually has a point in a lot of this We should actually make this kind of thing a reality
The only real problem would be that making the bills worth less per 1 makes even more inflation, but other than that yeah it should.
I legitimately love the idea of the edges being different for different bills
Jokes aside, having an international currency would be a terrible idea edit: There are a couple reasons why. For one, an international currency would require a single international bank, which is practically impossible. Countries also have very different needs. If you had one currency, every country would be connected economically, which would screw every country, but especially screw countries with a low GDP. You could also look into things like currency devaluation and debt, but the summary would be that countries have different economic needs, and every country or economic region having their own currency would allow for more flexibility. The reason why the EU can have their own currency is because every EU country is connected economically.
@@michaelmam1490 why?
@@michaelmam1490 why is a bad idea? because you like bolivares?
4:21 Australia actually already does both of those things. Its $5, $10, $20, $50, & $100 notes are all rectangles but with different dimensions, and also have braille which doesn't wear off necessarily because our notes are made partly of plastic so they don't tear really easily.
Well in Poland the Number on a bill is convex, also there's convex shape next to it so it could be easier
you are right about everything
i love how you didnt specify the back for the 1000 grain bill so im just imagining pleas ver
this is more like an in-game currency than actual real life currency I love the design
I’m making a video game now
@@antfarm5845 add grains as currency
@@sproulejw its not plural! >:(
yea$
If I ever make a game, this will be the currency
3:10 I thought it ended
Me to
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I almost clicked off the video
This "moneymoneymooney" at the beginning will forever crush me :)
1 grain coin: Dime size 5 grain coin: Penny size 10 grain coin: Nickel size 50 grain coin: Quarter size 100 grain coin: Egg Size 200 grain coin: Apple Size 500 grain coin: Orange size 1000 grain coin: CD size
i love how you genuinely put a lot of thought into this, taking stuff like blindness into account.
Well actually, in Australian coin history, there once was something called a Holey-dollar, similar to the 1000 Grain coin. It also has a round cutout in the middle and is also very big. I can tell you this because I seen one myself in a coin museum :)
A lot of countries have that. I know Egypt does, and I’m pretty sure China used to as well
@@masterspark9880 and japan does but not big
I’m pretty sure it was because they didn’t get enough coins from a country and there was also no variation so they thought let’s just put a hole in one and use the cutout as another coin
ngl the shape idea for paper currency makes so much sense
"Every continent is expected to use this as their main form of currency." The penguins in antartica: "Alright guys this oat dude says we have to use this currency instead of our fish so yeah."
I want to see this as an actual global currency. Can't wait to have a collection of 1000 grain coins. Problems that I think need to be addressed in Money 3 -We need a bigger wallet for 1000 grain coins -Digital grain? Grain cards? -Who prints the grain?
Oats should make his own micro-nation and use all of these fixes there
Good point!
If he makes it, I'll live there
Where?
@@thewafflecousins Inside his house or in Bir Tawil Idk
@@Tukeuvian Well his house is own by the country he lives in so that unlikely. Bir Tawil isn’t a option as you need a permanent population to start a country and I don’t think anyone even @Semafor would move there. But Antarctica is starting to heat up
Oats Jenkins for president🗣🗣🗣 🔥🔥🔥
3:10 you got me there 🤣
Euros have different sizes depending on the bill, to make it easier for blind people. Also coins have different feeling edges.
switcharoo
But honestly, the size differences are minimal, are those really helpful?
Same with Australia (and probably heaps of countries that aren't America).
Same for Serbian dinars
@@KanashimiMusic Idk. Additionally there are feelable marks with different patterns along the short edges of the bills (similar to braille), but they are hard to feel on older bills.
fun fact: the polish currency (pln) actually has different small shapes on the bills that blind people touch so they know which bill is which
also the bills are slightly different in size.
I love how you just solve literally every economic problem that arises using grain.
I really wish they actually make money like this. I honestly think this is the best idea anyone has ever thought of. No joke.
Oat Jenkins: Posts new video 📹 All the comments: You are objectively right about everything
Does anyone else along with me feel that this should genuinely be used in real life? (Valid for almost all his vids)
You are objectively right about everything.
finally someone who is objectively right about everything
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@@FlummoxTheMagnificent wdym
@@ca1ebyt6 I saw the exact same comment posted like 10 minutes earlier
@@FlummoxTheMagnificent well i didnt
I object: there is everything right about him
amazing how you flawlessly solve somthing we didn't know we needed solved, and yet we like the un-expected-solved-result better then the original! great job
His stuff is actually sensible and really works!
that shape idea was actually pretty cool as long as its rip-proof
I feel like this is the one fixing video that would actually be like a legit unironically good idea to implement
The best one so far, even Chess 2 has more suggestions to make it better and Chess is my favorite board game! Onto… *SUGGESTION TIME!!* Instead of Grain, to keep the original money sign, it will be called “Sol”, I know, I just slapped a nickname of the Sun on it, that’s because it’s shared (mostly) evenly, with no bias to anyone. The shapes of the bills will be incorporated but the actual value will be the the average of all the currency’s value in the world. The coin version of all the bills will keep the Grain name because the grain sign actually looks quite cool. For all the paper bills, the money sign will replace the grain sign. Included will be 0.01 grain, 0.1 grain, and 0.5 grain for the cents because, tbh, the $0.99 thing is basically a fancy way of saying 1 dollar that everyone uses and I want that to stay. That is all, you actually made a (mostly) functioning currency! Speaking of… the currency name will be GUC, which stands for “Grand United Currency”, with Sol and Grain just representing the different types of the currency. Again, please don’t take these personally or as insults to your creativity. I just want to build off your idea, make it more functional. So it can work in the real world.
This is amazing and the colors can help with visual impaired
South African notes/bills are all different lengths for each value, they have braille dots in the corner (which surprisingly don't actually ware off) and they're all different colours !! so we're about halfway to money 2 already
Having different size bills is something several countries do.
@@KebaRPG It's basically the default
Seriously, everybody jokes about this and says you’re right about everything and that, but like, your ideas would actually work better than the systems we have right now, this is not a joke Edit: 64 likes? Most likes I’ve ever gotten Edit 2: 2 likes? Most likes I’ve ever gotten
@SentientX oh, yeah, I do, NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT ANTMORE. Cause yeah, I don’t have enough inventory
@SentientX Noooooo
@SentientX I found an ender chest, guess someone left it there, but now I have a lot more space
0:00 thank u, u made me laugh 🤣
Money money money, I had to play that first part 3 times because it’s just the BETTER way to start a video.
This is actually a system that would work, especially with the conversion rates, with Grain, you wouldn't have to conver Dollars to Euros when travveling to England, and everyone would be able to easily familiarize with the currency, because the colors separate them.
England uses pounds
Problem is that every Country could opress the world with just Printing too much money and would crash the price.
You should fix more board games like monopoly or checkers. You should also fix more life stuff like languages or somthing. Or anything you come up with since you are objectively right about everything.
@@inny_m thanks
He is objectively right about everything
Plot twist: The 1000 grain cd contains a recording of Never gonna give you up 😮
Cashier: Would you like to pay for the car with credit card or cash? Customer: pulls out a 1000 grain coin the same size as a CD
or a 5 0 0 0 g r a i n c o i n
Ots jenkins is objektily korekt about evrything evr.
noice u r da goat
The grain logo is very, very similar to the O1G logo (especially the coin), that we have in Hungary, see on Wikipedia.
Holy cow the idea of different shapes makes so much sense like why don’t we use that already!!?? Hail Oat Jenkins, hail GRAIN
Fun fact: one of the Norwegian coins actually has a hole in it. It's the 5 NOK (Norwegian kroner (crowns)) coin. 😊
Thats actually a great idea
This is truly the money of all time. You should put a link in the description so that we can download and print the grain bills for ourselves :)
Didn't watch the video but can't wait to see bird from Egypt or monke on a dollar bill
You really don't want to go with different shapes, as you can easily change a lower bill shape into a higher bill shape. Also, it affects structural integrity. That 1000 grain bill is going to end up torn very often.
Imma be straight, that 1000 grain coin disk is probably a rickroll
Not even a bbq can stop me from acknowledging that your opinion objectively better
All I want in my life is to live in a world where all your objectively right changes exist