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  • Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'." Me :

    @pualamnusantara7903@pualamnusantara79033 жыл бұрын
    • We can make a religion out of this

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • Alien: you have 19 minutes and 25 seconds to tell us everything Me: ;)

      @spooderman6312@spooderman63123 жыл бұрын
    • Yay

      @sushirolls8213@sushirolls82133 жыл бұрын
    • Same dude, same. UvU

      @dennisberry1364@dennisberry13643 жыл бұрын
    • No dont

      @loganandrocky5677@loganandrocky56773 жыл бұрын
  • "Oops half of europe just died" Dude i hate when that happens

    @mak.1ps@mak.1ps4 жыл бұрын
    • Proffesor Pantheon relatable

      @jathor1598@jathor15984 жыл бұрын
    • That’s the worst man

      @TempestRex_@TempestRex_4 жыл бұрын
    • I feel you, just when I thought I could leave it alone for a few hours

      @noble7superman637@noble7superman6374 жыл бұрын
    • "Ugghhh, I slipped on Hiroshima causing it to be hit by Two Nukes."

      @monolophosaurus@monolophosaurus4 жыл бұрын
    • I hate that you made me chuckle

      @karimecolettadominguez@karimecolettadominguez4 жыл бұрын
  • It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while

    @Gorbisaki@Gorbisaki24 күн бұрын
    • It is a requirement to watch this video at least once every year

      @TheWizdWiz@TheWizdWiz24 күн бұрын
    • It really is

      @anthonymorandi9005@anthonymorandi900515 күн бұрын
    • This is the tenth time I've watched this

      @furryStartwigzJR@furryStartwigzJR14 күн бұрын
    • @@TheWizdWiz more like once every month

      @wooshie1524@wooshie152413 күн бұрын
    • Literally

      @Kai69123@Kai6912312 күн бұрын
  • "Sike, they both get angrier" Forshadowing to what is happening right now

    @PrinceKinz@PrinceKinz19 күн бұрын
    • It forshadowd like 5000 wars since then

      @user-yo5lr5jy2e@user-yo5lr5jy2e19 күн бұрын
    • literally looking for thing comment

      @emmersonzant530@emmersonzant53015 күн бұрын
    • Except it was Zionist leadership that accepted the plan while Arab leadership rejected and subsequently launched a war against Israel upon its creation

      @jacobp7@jacobp714 күн бұрын
    • John. that’s been like that way for a century by now.

      @Ttegegg@Ttegegg12 күн бұрын
    • it's not foreshadowing it's been that way forever

      @user-eq5vy4he7w@user-eq5vy4he7w8 күн бұрын
  • “i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat” *shows plane*

    @hannahcompton1200@hannahcompton12004 жыл бұрын
    • A plane is basically a flying boat.

      @SunlightonMoon@SunlightonMoon4 жыл бұрын
    • He showed an Ekranoplan.

      @robinyeah4134@robinyeah41344 жыл бұрын
    • Welcome to Bill Wurts's then.

      @Maukiki@Maukiki4 жыл бұрын
    • Cryo Genocide: A plane is a glorified bus with wings.

      @wtlf1026@wtlf10264 жыл бұрын
    • bill wurtz in a nut shell

      @LinairOCE14@LinairOCE144 жыл бұрын
  • Me: Connects to internet Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”

    @goat9551@goat95514 жыл бұрын
    • PPPFFFFFFFF-

      @user-gc2cv6qw6i@user-gc2cv6qw6i4 жыл бұрын
    • *W o t*

      @user-gc2cv6qw6i@user-gc2cv6qw6i4 жыл бұрын
    • Countryhuman Nazi. That’s what I mean by it.

      @user-gc2cv6qw6i@user-gc2cv6qw6i4 жыл бұрын
    • skunkii •~•

      @user-gc2cv6qw6i@user-gc2cv6qw6i4 жыл бұрын
    • And the mammals are here 🐺

      @ewilljack6668@ewilljack66684 жыл бұрын
  • Flashback to the time this one kid in my class sang this whole damn video from memory during history.

    @user-br8hg5td7d@user-br8hg5td7dАй бұрын
    • My two kids

      @xs10086@xs10086Ай бұрын
    • wha-

      @henlo000@henlo000Ай бұрын
    • Might have been me

      @animegood6552@animegood6552Ай бұрын
    • @@animegood6552 ...how on *earth* would you memorize this whole thing

      @henlo000@henlo000Ай бұрын
    • @@animegood6552cap

      @nooooooooooooodle@nooooooooooooodleАй бұрын
  • I remember when I first got to know about this video... at the time I didn't speak English at all. Then I promised to myself I'd learn it just so I could watch this masterpiece. Here I am a few years later. Every minute of this journey was worth it.

    @soubruno@soubruno29 күн бұрын
    • I'm so happy for you!

      @CeraisianAlchemist@CeraisianAlchemist12 күн бұрын
  • First sentence: “you’re on a rock floating in space” Last sentence: “where the hell are we”

    @strwber_@strwber_4 жыл бұрын
    • *seems legit*

      @brycenmayer7686@brycenmayer76864 жыл бұрын
    • It all comes full circle

      @rileymeister7793@rileymeister77934 жыл бұрын
    • Hey we can make a religion out of this edit: wtf explain how this shit got 1k likes

      @gammavalentin7@gammavalentin74 жыл бұрын
    • @@gammavalentin7 no don't.

      @Izackthestickman@Izackthestickman4 жыл бұрын
    • izack the stickman Sad face

      @gammavalentin7@gammavalentin74 жыл бұрын
  • History class: *takes an hour and a half to learn something* Bill Wurtz: pathetic

    @imsusaf2038@imsusaf20383 жыл бұрын
    • This is *_underrated!!.!!!!_*

      @rosepetunia1829@rosepetunia18293 жыл бұрын
    • @@rosepetunia1829 this got 118 million views?

      @henrylistanowsky9976@henrylistanowsky99763 жыл бұрын
    • @@henrylistanowsky9976 they meant the comment.

      @candlaze_@candlaze_3 жыл бұрын
    • @@candlaze_ still got 330 likes thats more than most comments

      @henrylistanowsky9976@henrylistanowsky99763 жыл бұрын
    • yeah in history we spend an hour and a half learning about very specific useless information, but this man gave us a knowledgeable lesson on everything that has ever happened in the universe in under 20. minutes

      @noahdavis401@noahdavis4013 жыл бұрын
  • 7:39 “Heyyyy” said the romans, eating the entire Mediterranean for breakfast

    @jdh9419@jdh9419Ай бұрын
    • Thanks for invading our homeland said the Jews who were starting to get tired of people invading their homeland

      @TheeBananaGuy@TheeBananaGuy17 күн бұрын
  • 15:04 "so britain tried to get them addicted to opium, which worked actually, then china made it illegal and dumped it all into the sea, so britain threw a hissy fit" LMAO

    @user-ck9eb1ep9w@user-ck9eb1ep9wАй бұрын
    • Not the only time something like that happened.

      @fantausy3830@fantausy383028 күн бұрын
    • Yeah remember when our “tea party” made them throw a hissy fit? it’s their reputation at this point.

      @sophiaries3169@sophiaries316927 күн бұрын
    • yeah... remember when we tried to have tea with the americans?

      @-ZM_Gaming-@-ZM_Gaming-12 күн бұрын
    • @@-ZM_Gaming- The last time a bunch of Americans got together for tea, we were throwing it into the harbor!Love from Michigan, crooked teeth!(Yes Crooked teeth is a joke, You Brits are cool!)

      @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs@JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs21 сағат бұрын
  • teacher: why isnt the sun killing us me: *raises hand* teacher: go ahead tim me: blanket.

    @imhuman3149@imhuman31493 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @kauserwahid9106@kauserwahid91063 жыл бұрын
    • I'm taking back the blanket cuz y'all couldn't behave

      @ozzni1@ozzni13 жыл бұрын
    • @@ozzni1 please don't ill be cold

      @nova_jerm5647@nova_jerm56473 жыл бұрын
    • @@ozzni1 yeah wtf man we will be cold

      @baileyb234@baileyb2343 жыл бұрын
    • @@ozzni1 yeah dude itll be cold

      @CumMaster3000@CumMaster30003 жыл бұрын
  • “Whoops, half of Europe just died.” The casualness is great

    @namelessking4146@namelessking41463 жыл бұрын
    • We can make a religion out of half of Europe dying.

      @dagerman1139@dagerman11393 жыл бұрын
    • No don’t

      @alexanderarrington2393@alexanderarrington23933 жыл бұрын
    • DaGerman yes do that

      @Endmoonyearsago@Endmoonyearsago3 жыл бұрын
    • Perism

      @carteriffic1681@carteriffic16813 жыл бұрын
    • Get it? Perish? Die? (cries silently)

      @carteriffic1681@carteriffic16813 жыл бұрын
  • this video is the literal embodiment of dopamine for me, like it makes me so happy every time i watch it

    @ThatlilTurtle@ThatlilTurtleАй бұрын
    • for real though

      @whatsup.x@whatsup.xАй бұрын
    • mental health be healed

      @emmersonzant530@emmersonzant53015 күн бұрын
  • cant wait for the thing inventor to drop in 4 years

    @themelonapocalypse5098@themelonapocalypse5098Ай бұрын
    • I agree

      @syrianadventuresIraqi@syrianadventuresIraqiАй бұрын
    • Spoiler Alert: It's AI!

      @zenothemeano4381@zenothemeano4381Ай бұрын
  • Someone: "Hey Bill what's your favorite time period in history?" Bill: "yes"

    @MK-fp5ns@MK-fp5ns4 жыл бұрын
    • yes

      @denamo8609@denamo86094 жыл бұрын
    • Im the 1K like.

      @ishikamahjabin6198@ishikamahjabin61984 жыл бұрын
    • M. Kantak Can you please tell me we’re this “Yes thing is coming from?”

      @MrZeek-ce7nj@MrZeek-ce7nj4 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@MrZeek-ce7nj I don't personally know but my first time hearing this "Yes" thing is when I heard a your mom joke

      @panzerfich@panzerfich4 жыл бұрын
    • Y e s .

      @spaceroxmai9449@spaceroxmai94494 жыл бұрын
  • School: *1 year* Bill wurtz: *19minutes 26seconds take it or leave it*

    @katicagrund8320@katicagrund83203 жыл бұрын
    • Lmfaoo

      @mxphxsto8334@mxphxsto83343 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @luke6680@luke66803 жыл бұрын
    • I’ll take it and make a religion out of it

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • play the video in 0.5 speed to understand

      @reshwik2672@reshwik26723 жыл бұрын
    • Double the speed

      @sushilamb1702@sushilamb17023 жыл бұрын
  • *”TASTE THE SUUNNN”* sounds like something you would find in a soda ad

    @funnyhappystudios@funnyhappystudios9 күн бұрын
    • Taste the rainbow!

      @katzo1558@katzo15585 күн бұрын
  • Oddly enjoyable to read through the comments. We got people who've found this video for the first time, people who have come back for a while, folk talking about their favorite parts of the video, religious folk leaving their opinions about the video (primarily the beginning), individuals stating how much more effective this has taught them than school, etc, etc. Oh, and don't forget the occasional religious brain-rot. Not everybody is too happy about people with varying beliefs, but it is what it is.

    @cedrussempervirens9369@cedrussempervirens9369Ай бұрын
    • yo who ordered the yappuccino

      @menoobsad@menoobsadАй бұрын
    • For sure. I think this is one of the best ways a video has brought people together. My friends and I loved this video the exact month it dropped in May of 2017. So I do feel some nostalgia for it, although so much of it reigns true today and always will.

      @jadenthemusicfreak@jadenthemusicfreakАй бұрын
    • @@menoobsad i did

      @not_rlly_rio_btw@not_rlly_rio_btw27 күн бұрын
    • Also nazis!

      @jesspavlichenko5745@jesspavlichenko574525 күн бұрын
    • Your comment rlly stands out i gotta say

      @sourlab@sourlab11 күн бұрын
  • Teachers: KZhead rots your brain Bill Wurtz: hold my beer

    @Bundle_Exists@Bundle_Exists4 жыл бұрын
    • I get your point but my brain still feels kinda fried after watching this

      @zamkowicz@zamkowicz4 жыл бұрын
    • @@zamkowicz it's a lot of info 😂

      @jo_nm9484@jo_nm94844 жыл бұрын
    • hold my mercury

      @zesty3137@zesty31374 жыл бұрын
    • hold my history book you mean

      @bloopdaddy@bloopdaddy4 жыл бұрын
    • Hold my entire life of history

      @justsyd7336@justsyd73364 жыл бұрын
  • ‘Whoops, half of Europe just died.’

    @ClarenceWashington-nv1hg@ClarenceWashington-nv1hg5 жыл бұрын
    • Im from Europe and im offended ;-;

      @xxbeth_gamingxx8693@xxbeth_gamingxx86935 жыл бұрын
    • @@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 who r u talking to

      @soraalolanvulpix7224@soraalolanvulpix72245 жыл бұрын
    • @@soraalolanvulpix7224 Nobody ;-;

      @xxbeth_gamingxx8693@xxbeth_gamingxx86935 жыл бұрын
    • @@xxbeth_gamingxx8693 I would like to visit Europe one day... seems like a nice place :3 Edit: I mean, I've seen images. and vids. Seems like a beautiful continent.

      @soraalolanvulpix7224@soraalolanvulpix72245 жыл бұрын
    • @@soraalolanvulpix7224 Kewl :3

      @xxbeth_gamingxx8693@xxbeth_gamingxx86935 жыл бұрын
  • This is "We Didn't Start the Fire" for our generation

    @bj.bruner@bj.brunerАй бұрын
  • 5:35 “Knock knock or Clop Clop it’s the people…with the horses, and they made an empire!” *and then everyone else copied their horses* Most underrated joke imo

    @westoonc@westoonc7 күн бұрын
  • World: *exists* Bill: _You can make a meme out of this_

    @biliminsrlar5752@biliminsrlar57524 жыл бұрын
    • no dont

      @ciaranfooty7720@ciaranfooty77204 жыл бұрын
    • no

      @georgek4416@georgek44164 жыл бұрын
    • yes I agree

      @electroblastz@electroblastz4 жыл бұрын
    • I’m the creator of this meme

      @Justme2278j@Justme2278j4 жыл бұрын
    • We can make religion out of this.

      @wikansaktianto9215@wikansaktianto92152 жыл бұрын
  • "He's mad at jews for existing" gets me every time

    @abdouoriordan9461@abdouoriordan94614 жыл бұрын
    • 17:15 War on Germany wasn't about "saving jews"

      @starfall4824@starfall48244 жыл бұрын
    • Trust me, it's not just because they exist

      @ScienceFoundation@ScienceFoundation4 жыл бұрын
    • @@ScienceFoundation That because of old religion and the success of the jews at the time

      @user-hd5od5tx7k@user-hd5od5tx7k4 жыл бұрын
    • S t a r F a l l yea it was about land or something

      @ajayannamalai3623@ajayannamalai36234 жыл бұрын
    • No!

      @thepotassiumqueen2137@thepotassiumqueen21374 жыл бұрын
  • I quote the following FAR too often: 0:11 “HOW did this happen?” 2:13 “Thaaat’s land!” 2:44 “taste the Suuun” 5:02 “Sociiiety” 8:29 “HELL YEAH, now we got BUSINESS” 13:53 “Stolen!”

    @peterjanssen8100@peterjanssen8100Ай бұрын
    • 3:02 the sun is a deadly laser

      @TheeBananaGuy@TheeBananaGuy17 күн бұрын
    • For me it's 'that's just where he lives'

      @JWatsonMusic@JWatsonMusic2 күн бұрын
  • WHAT IF: over simplified and bill wurtz come together and teach our SCHOOL HISTORY CLASS

    @Lebsmit@LebsmitАй бұрын
    • agree

      @HOMMYnoORNY@HOMMYnoORNYАй бұрын
    • yes\

      @-ZM_Gaming-@-ZM_Gaming-12 күн бұрын
  • Mom: why don’t you go outside? Me: *the sun is a deadly lazer*

    @6ripz@6ripz4 жыл бұрын
    • Me when it’s a school morning

      @polishlithuaniancommonweal2023@polishlithuaniancommonweal20234 жыл бұрын
    • Not anymore, there's a blanket.

      @galaxydeathskrill5607@galaxydeathskrill56074 жыл бұрын
    • Chicken *N o , d o n t .*

      @saltandmoresalt6147@saltandmoresalt61474 жыл бұрын
    • @@galaxydeathskrill5607 crawls under blanket and refuses to move

      @amielia5625@amielia56254 жыл бұрын
    • @@amielia5625 wait, which part was that from the video?

      @galaxydeathskrill5607@galaxydeathskrill56074 жыл бұрын
  • “Except Britain because they don’t feel like it” is the most British phrase known

    @alfieee2279@alfieee22794 жыл бұрын
    • ZX Jumpbug let me fix that sentence for you “Yep, mate. We’re all stubborn gits, lad.” sorry for the stereotypical sentence

      @ahard-daysnight6659@ahard-daysnight66594 жыл бұрын
    • As a British person I can confirm that is precisely our attitude about most things

      @Steven-ly9ei@Steven-ly9ei4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Steven-ly9ei any small change is seen as unnecessary at first. That's basically an aspect of British culture. Plus a continental currency would cause issues if one nation had issues so it was also good to stay out of it, can't have Germany bailing everyone out can they?

      @OnlyGrafting@OnlyGrafting4 жыл бұрын
    • My god 666 lukes

      @eyyy3942@eyyy39424 жыл бұрын
    • Andreyaaa omg 666 lukes

      @ahard-daysnight6659@ahard-daysnight66594 жыл бұрын
  • can’t stop coming back here. it’s so fun to point out the little things you’ve learned more in depth just to realize this one video could explain it all way quicker. such a classic and always a favorite

    @serotonin_rotz@serotonin_rotzАй бұрын
  • I wish someone made a comprehensive playlist with videos going in depth about everything mentioned in this video. I just watched a movie length video about the cambrian explosion which made me think of how every 5 seconds in this video probably has some long educational video on KZhead.

    @Censeo@CenseoАй бұрын
    • Watch overly simplified he’s funny and similar style with history

      @dallaschavez1621@dallaschavez162113 күн бұрын
    • Totally. You can search up AP World History Review and get videos reviewing the most important things that are mentioned in this video and more. The best beardos Freemanpedia and Heimler's History have short and entertaining videos on this biggest things in history from the year 1200 to modern day. Crash Course can also be good. As for in-depth explanations, your best bet may be documentaries and Britannica.

      @BD-mb8ol@BD-mb8ol12 күн бұрын
    • Extra History is an entertaining animated history channel, and they have a playlist of all their videos kzhead.info/channel/PLhyKYa0YJ_5Aq7g4bil7bnGi0A8gTsawu.html&si=6eH3TTmlJtVFf7I5

      @AmaraEmme@AmaraEmme5 күн бұрын
  • Bill Wurtz: (says something) Everyone: We can make a religion out of this.

    @zee2775@zee27753 жыл бұрын
    • no, don't

      @jazepol@jazepol3 жыл бұрын
    • Late squad

      @user-xz3sm2vm7n@user-xz3sm2vm7n3 жыл бұрын
    • @@jazepol *how bout I do anyway?*

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • We can make a religion out of this

      @TheScaredLittleScholar@TheScaredLittleScholar3 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheScaredLittleScholar so we make a religion about making religions?

      @zee2775@zee27753 жыл бұрын
  • “it’s a bird” “it’s a plane” *”it’s the seljuk turks”*

    @taraodoherty7954@taraodoherty79544 жыл бұрын
    • Tara O' Doherty I’m surprised anyone can remember how to spell that

      @john_is_who@john_is_who4 жыл бұрын
    • “Aah!”

      @xxIluvyouguysxx@xxIluvyouguysxx4 жыл бұрын
    • Says The Byzantine Empire

      @heriirzans.h6659@heriirzans.h66594 жыл бұрын
    • NO

      @CoreyTVTheEpicDavid8@CoreyTVTheEpicDavid84 жыл бұрын
    • *selçuklu imparatorluğu* real name

      @bulent8834@bulent88344 жыл бұрын
  • Love how Canada wasn’t even mentioned once

    @VCraze@VCraze15 күн бұрын
    • that's probably a joke in of itself

      @IUseRandomPfps@IUseRandomPfps7 күн бұрын
    • Yes, history of Canada Is basically: British and french find Canada. They created colonies here Canada got Independence.

      @culturanerd4877@culturanerd48775 күн бұрын
  • 10:11 "but the Northeners or 'Norse' if you don't have much time" always makes me chuckle!

    @EverythingStudiosLive2024@EverythingStudiosLive2024Ай бұрын
  • "Whoops, half of Europe just died."

    @damjanp7920@damjanp79207 жыл бұрын
    • Damjan P i laughed so hard😂

      @anabetancourt757@anabetancourt7577 жыл бұрын
    • "extinction ball"

      @slayerofthebad9265@slayerofthebad92657 жыл бұрын
    • Is it Tonga time? yep It's Tonga Time.

      @aarenmyatt4509@aarenmyatt45097 жыл бұрын
    • Guess the comment that's different from the others in this thread.

      @YGK-tu8cy@YGK-tu8cy7 жыл бұрын
    • A

      @misscurls3532@misscurls35327 жыл бұрын
  • Teacher: So who is ready to write a history test? Bill:Sharpening 20+ pencils

    @franxtheman@franxtheman4 жыл бұрын
    • FRANX lol

      @jett2451@jett24514 жыл бұрын
    • Why would you write a test

      @hotelinjapan389@hotelinjapan3894 жыл бұрын
    • Omg it killed when 6ou said AN HISTORY OMG 😂😂😂

      @evetownsend3007@evetownsend30074 жыл бұрын
    • Write an history test?? An?? Write a test?? Wut

      @nobody1yearand130@nobody1yearand1304 жыл бұрын
    • @@nobody1yearand130 does it matter?

      @franxtheman@franxtheman4 жыл бұрын
  • 2023: AI gets better 2028: Thing-inventor invents the thing inventor, thinks the thing inventor (the technological singularity). This video has been right so far, I don't see why it would stop.

    @theaaronsirota@theaaronsirota8 күн бұрын
  • this video is probably on the golden record being carried on the voyager

    @oakkens@oakkensАй бұрын
    • It’s glitching

      @kimmorris9664@kimmorris9664Ай бұрын
  • I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.

    @168Ms@168Ms5 жыл бұрын
    • I agree

      @elianafanders2037@elianafanders20375 жыл бұрын
    • I blink for one second and half of Europe died.

      @yupbrookeishere5681@yupbrookeishere56815 жыл бұрын
    • Am i cooked?

      @luukue8694@luukue86945 жыл бұрын
    • Wink each eye that way you can still see

      @cheeseisprettyfrickinnice6223@cheeseisprettyfrickinnice62235 жыл бұрын
    • me

      @hodaabdi2558@hodaabdi25585 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly, the funniest part for me is how this turns from a science lesson to a history lesson

    @thedogethatgames@thedogethatgames Жыл бұрын
    • Science and history go hand in hand

      @han-tyumitheconfusedcyborg1656@han-tyumitheconfusedcyborg1656 Жыл бұрын
    • lmao I just realized that

      @ashtonanimations974@ashtonanimations974 Жыл бұрын
    • Idk what else it could have been tbh since those two things encompass everything that’s ever been lol

      @robertoo510@robertoo510 Жыл бұрын
    • some reason i like this lol 5:49

      @NoobEmpire979@NoobEmpire979 Жыл бұрын
    • Also that 9:05

      @NoobEmpire979@NoobEmpire979 Жыл бұрын
  • Time for my monthly rewatch

    @RinguTarry@RinguTarry25 күн бұрын
  • 10:35 feels so out of place, I love it

    @victornovak363@victornovak363Ай бұрын
  • * whispers * *it makes cars go* america: 👁👄👁

    @suraya_@suraya_4 жыл бұрын
    • America: *sweating* ( •- • )

      @TheGabeNewellGamingChannel@TheGabeNewellGamingChannel4 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @TheGabeNewellGamingChannel@TheGabeNewellGamingChannel4 жыл бұрын
    • ಠ ___ಠ

      @crazy_boi1247@crazy_boi12474 жыл бұрын
    • 👁 👁 👄

      @anthanto4659@anthanto46594 жыл бұрын
    • You mean 👀

      @Exentity@Exentity4 жыл бұрын
  • When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.

    @littleferrhis@littleferrhis4 жыл бұрын
    • littleferrhis Then After u have 34 seconds To Panic and realize none of it taught u what u learn in school because school goes way to in-depth about everything...

      @KingFlame-dh8rs@KingFlame-dh8rs4 жыл бұрын
    • how i feel with APWH..

      @brianaromero8101@brianaromero81014 жыл бұрын
    • _"Bcz, that the way, I like to live my life... And I feel like everything's gonna be fine."_

      @t.e.a.r.3429@t.e.a.r.34294 жыл бұрын
    • I made a 98 page presentation about the history of the world with this video as a base

      @demmatterseducer5667@demmatterseducer56674 жыл бұрын
    • Got an A :)

      @demmatterseducer5667@demmatterseducer56674 жыл бұрын
  • Ludwig said this is the greatest KZhead video of all time. He’s right

    @DeeDolp@DeeDolpАй бұрын
  • I take a pilgrimage to this video every month and i won't stop until i can quote it all

    @TheNetherLord5240@TheNetherLord5240Ай бұрын
  • "Genius is making complex ideas simple, not making simple ideas complex" - Albert Einstein

    @fplfred@fplfred3 жыл бұрын
    • We could make a religion out of this

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @lizzyafton852@lizzyafton8523 жыл бұрын
    • _old and funky german scientist

      @pikminologueraisin2139@pikminologueraisin21393 жыл бұрын
    • @@joshual.7900 no, don't.

      @LynchtheFinch@LynchtheFinch3 жыл бұрын
    • Precious Fatoye onion hat

      @greaseman6825@greaseman68253 жыл бұрын
  • Bill Wurtz: *"THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"* The Internet: "We can make a religion out of this"

    @ryanjameson8959@ryanjameson89593 жыл бұрын
    • *”Not anymore, there’s a blanket”*

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • That’s how every it gets

      @bigguy2016@bigguy20163 жыл бұрын
    • I wish I could be as grossly incandescent

      @Zayki@Zayki3 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/i6-smN2wqXZpdnk/bejne.html

      @AAAA-wi2ul@AAAA-wi2ul3 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/i6-smN2wqXZpdnk/bejne.html

      @AAAA-wi2ul@AAAA-wi2ul3 жыл бұрын
  • 'Sike they both get angrier.' ⏩2024

    @aatifshawkat7712@aatifshawkat77125 күн бұрын
  • this is the greatest video on youtube and i dont think anything comes close. a summary of Literally Everything ever, it has so many memorable quotes and jingles and the editing is just shockingly high effort i cant imagine how this was made, and the small musical touches are Perfect and its funny and engaging for the entire duration also the context of the video like, this guy made

    @seazeiscool@seazeiscool6 күн бұрын
  • Teacher: If you’re so smart summarize the history of the world Him: *_INHALES_*

    @drdandy5680@drdandy56805 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @aixide@aixide5 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @Mwheeler1227@Mwheeler12275 жыл бұрын
    • Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space.

      @JasonBlooey@JasonBlooey5 жыл бұрын
    • Training Wheelz I bet this guy can summarize the history of space Wait...

      @drdandy5680@drdandy56805 жыл бұрын
    • Dr DanDy LMAO

      @belledonnas@belledonnas5 жыл бұрын
  • “Woops half of Europe just died” -Rat

    @thatboinoodle1243@thatboinoodle12433 жыл бұрын
    • "Woops 400k+ people just died" -Bat

      @jonathanbanks2374@jonathanbanks23743 жыл бұрын
    • “I’m going to starve myself in public” -Mahatma Gandhi

      @pixelcat29@pixelcat293 жыл бұрын
    • @@jonathanbanks2374 lmfao

      @Murciielago@Murciielago3 жыл бұрын
    • @@jonathanbanks2374 lol

      @redboneda1309@redboneda13093 жыл бұрын
    • @@pixelcat29 wow that works

      @baronungernvonsternberg2159@baronungernvonsternberg21593 жыл бұрын
  • That word "HOT" was SO dramatic i should play the drums ALSO i never heard of the permian extinction

    @user-pc7gq2il7r@user-pc7gq2il7rАй бұрын
  • After many times watching this video, I spotted one mistake. At 14:24 it is said that Louis XIV got his head cut off during the french revolution, this is however not true(as I am sure someone already pointed out). Louis XIV, also known as The Sun King, died in 1715 as an absolute monarch. Louis XVI is the king that the video is referring to.

    @merijn5470@merijn5470Ай бұрын
  • Alt title: how to learn everything without learning anything

    @arciagadavidvincenta.894@arciagadavidvincenta.8943 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah

      @SheekyDev@SheekyDev3 жыл бұрын
    • @Autumn Dye but better

      @stinky6510@stinky65103 жыл бұрын
    • @@stinky6510 and funny

      @npc-333@npc-3333 жыл бұрын
    • @Autumn Dye And speed running history

      @esteng74dabs50@esteng74dabs503 жыл бұрын
    • @Autumn Dye and useful

      @whentheroach9964@whentheroach99643 жыл бұрын
  • I watched a 2 hour documentary in school about how Buddhism came to be. bill: sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that were all dying.

    @kiwijoe1926@kiwijoe19263 жыл бұрын
    • Plot twist: bill is the buddha and he is sharing his knowledge

      @boogerrrrr@boogerrrrr3 жыл бұрын
    • Plot twist: bill is your mom

      @namorthegoat1215@namorthegoat12153 жыл бұрын
    • Plot twist: bill is the dying

      @shaqattack297@shaqattack2973 жыл бұрын
    • plot twist: bill is bill

      @sleepywall7294@sleepywall72943 жыл бұрын
    • Plot Twist: Bill got a 2000 dollar bill because he’s more billier than bill who is more billier than bill but no one beats bill wurtz

      @estunpul@estunpul3 жыл бұрын
  • 9:05 The mayans have figured out the *⭐️STARS⭐️*

    @JakeBoi69@JakeBoi69Ай бұрын
  • Man im gonna be so sad when someone makes a part 2 to this video in a 1000 years. And i'm not gonna be around to see it.

    @Samuel-sg2iv@Samuel-sg2iv2 күн бұрын
  • teacher: you can’t learn the history of the entire world in 20 minutes.. me:

    @softboideku8381@softboideku83814 жыл бұрын
    • he's right you have to do it in 19 minutes 25 seconds

      @arksurvivor7372@arksurvivor73724 жыл бұрын
    • Hello im Donald trump i started world war 3

      @lendjudgment9432@lendjudgment94324 жыл бұрын
    • Joseph joestar altern i know i read the news

      @aedan6243@aedan62434 жыл бұрын
    • The Sage ASSUMPTION OF GENDER?

      @lgwhwhqhgevr9321@lgwhwhqhgevr93214 жыл бұрын
    • i like trains

      @loserface3962@loserface39624 жыл бұрын
  • "The soviet union decides to relax a little and accidentally falls apart." Story of my life

    @ediciusreverse5584@ediciusreverse55844 жыл бұрын
    • Same.

      @harrisonofcolorado8886@harrisonofcolorado88864 жыл бұрын
    • I feel u

      @calTM_@calTM_4 жыл бұрын
    • Saaaaaaame

      @dripnaruto7683@dripnaruto76834 жыл бұрын
    • truu

      @brugley2715@brugley27154 жыл бұрын
    • @ISP's Deodorant yes

      @ediciusreverse5584@ediciusreverse55844 жыл бұрын
  • My favorite parts: (I'm watching this a school. It's my only entertainment.) 3:01 - 3:06 "Hey can we go on land?" "NO" "Why?" "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER" "Oh ok" 3:43 - 3:45 "Oh fuck everything's dead now" 3:50 - 3:52 "Yeah it broke apart, yeah don't worry about it, it does it all the time" 4:26 - 4:34 "Fuck it time to plant some ✨Grass ✨" "Look at this, I control the food now" "Now everyone will want to be friend and live near me" "Let's all build houses- except mine is bigger because I control the food" 5:11 - 5:18 "Tried of using, LAME, SAD, METAL?" "Introducing" "✨BRONZE ✨" "Made with special ingredient ✨TIN ✨ from the far lands of ✨TIN LAND ✨" "I don't know, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it." 5:48 -5:55 "New arrivals in India" "Maybe it's those horse people I was talking about or their cousins or something???" 6:57 - 7:05 "Time to conquer of all ✨INDIA ✨" "Or-" *Interrupted* "Or most of ✨INDIA ✨"

    @KaraLin_Gacha@KaraLin_GachaКүн бұрын
  • Pov: the backstory to that one minecraft server

    @FancyPotato@FancyPotato17 күн бұрын
  • “The sun is a deadly lazer” 3 years later “HERE COMES THE SUN”

    @panko605@panko6053 жыл бұрын
    • loln't

      @infinitevirus4826@infinitevirus48263 жыл бұрын
    • Oh shit the sun is coming RUN RUN OH SHIT RUUUUUU-

      @macrosan.@macrosan.3 жыл бұрын
    • Oop

      @26mag@26mag3 жыл бұрын
    • I never thought of it like that ._.

      @NotImpostoOG@NotImpostoOG3 жыл бұрын
    • The sun has arrived.

      @RenzoArchangel@RenzoArchangel3 жыл бұрын
  • Some stars burn out and die Bigger stars burn out and die with *_PÁSSION_*

    @erincb9499@erincb94994 жыл бұрын
    • Seems like every 14 year old who thinks there stats and when they die they think they will be remembered

      @mgnjoker1624@mgnjoker16244 жыл бұрын
    • And it makes brand new way crazier shit

      @labdaouizouba5362@labdaouizouba53624 жыл бұрын
    • @Bonnie Bon Gacha u deserve more likes

      @labdaouizouba5362@labdaouizouba53624 жыл бұрын
    • *_PASSION INTENSIFIES_*

      @halicusnguyen8864@halicusnguyen88644 жыл бұрын
    • *POW* 🤯

      @pineapple3171@pineapple31714 жыл бұрын
  • I love how the “strange fish” only have two frames

    @9kgoldgemsjewelry134@9kgoldgemsjewelry1347 күн бұрын
  • I watch this video like twice a year it’s fantastic

    @Faethorne@Faethorne19 күн бұрын
  • The amount of times this man said that China is back together and China is broken in the same sentence is absurd

    @joeh1776@joeh17763 жыл бұрын
    • was annoyed at him saying the Qin dynasty was Confucianism though. Literally *the* example of Legalism put in practice

      @lucyc5844@lucyc584411 ай бұрын
    • Almost as absurd as the amount of times china got back together and broke again

      @j-koster1258@j-koster125811 ай бұрын
    • Why is important the mantion of this family in colossas video about the whole history. 12:54

      @user-iz6if2gp8y@user-iz6if2gp8y10 ай бұрын
    • @@user-iz6if2gp8y That's the Habsburg family. For a few centuries they were extremely important for the balance of power in Europe. At some point various branches of the family owned Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria, Hungary, and Italy. Also parts of France. The rest of Europe felt threatened by them (for good reason, of course), and this led to various wars. On this level of detail the Habsburgs didn't have to be included, but it made sense as it's something a lot of people learned a lot about in school.

      @johaquila@johaquila10 ай бұрын
    • @@johaquila oh excelent stuff thanks

      @user-iz6if2gp8y@user-iz6if2gp8y10 ай бұрын
  • "hi, you're on a rock, floating in space" "by the way where the hell are we" history repeats itself

    @thatredfokker@thatredfokker2 жыл бұрын
    • m.kzhead.info/sun/iM56Zrh6b5N4dZ8/bejne.html

      @yesno120@yesno1202 жыл бұрын
    • @e bot

      @lovenimely@lovenimely2 жыл бұрын
    • @@yesno120 bot

      @lovenimely@lovenimely2 жыл бұрын
    • @@tufe4613 Eventually he stopped thinking

      @rr.studios@rr.studios2 жыл бұрын
    • “I miss you” I mean even more now

      @littlegaypweples8766@littlegaypweples87662 жыл бұрын
  • I showed this to my history teacher he loved it

    @Person-who-comments-egg@Person-who-comments-egg5 күн бұрын
  • This taught me more than my school history teacher covering this exact topic

    @kizi774@kizi774Ай бұрын
  • “Europe hasn’t had a war since the last war” Well, yes that is how that works

    @PourLeCorps@PourLeCorps4 жыл бұрын
    • "Well that just sounds like no war but extra steps"

      @tarrahforcier477@tarrahforcier4774 жыл бұрын
    • hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor

      @JonhyBritschkaIs50percentGay@JonhyBritschkaIs50percentGay4 жыл бұрын
    • thatsthejoke

      @kiranmkota@kiranmkota4 жыл бұрын
    • Ye-yes, that's how war works

      @duck3819@duck38194 жыл бұрын
    • Cause the next war was 'world war'. The title of 'world war' implies there hasn't been a war involving numerous countries before.

      @solshields@solshields4 жыл бұрын
  • “Germany’s back, featuring Hitler; the angry mustache model.”

    @miasnx475@miasnx4754 жыл бұрын
    • "And he's mad at the Jews for existing".

      @harrisonofcolorado8886@harrisonofcolorado88864 жыл бұрын
    • "Japan is finally conquering the East. And they're so excited, they rape Nanking way too hard; they should probably just deny it."

      @Prox1matic@Prox1matic4 жыл бұрын
    • *angry germans have entered the chat* jk

      @excruciating9847@excruciating98474 жыл бұрын
    • No don't

      @SuperZak75.@SuperZak75.4 жыл бұрын
    • @@harrisonofcolorado8886 but he is actually jaw blooded. So this is why he killed youreselt.

      @sonicfon@sonicfon4 жыл бұрын
  • "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER" - Me, every time the sun gets in my eyes whilst driving.

    @hedera1332@hedera13327 күн бұрын
  • Looking forward for part 2 in the next couple centuries!

    @BlueSteve@BlueSteveАй бұрын
  • i love coming back here as i learn more history and going "hey i know that!!"

    @prowlinality@prowlinality2 жыл бұрын
    • same

      @tntdineamite5091@tntdineamite50912 жыл бұрын
    • sounds like it should be a jingle

      @Bob78@Bob782 жыл бұрын
    • Same it's great

      @metotheworldisadeadlylaser2216@metotheworldisadeadlylaser22162 жыл бұрын
    • I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS

      @audenisarat8179@audenisarat81792 жыл бұрын
    • Same lol. I'm watching the video and I'm like hey I learned this in school lol

      @Drakeawake@Drakeawake2 жыл бұрын
  • "A guy who's popular and arrested and killed for being popular which makes him more popular" Best description ever

    @aamon3@aamon33 жыл бұрын
    • you could make a religion out of this!

      @ethhaan353@ethhaan3533 жыл бұрын
    • Ethan Lee *no, don’t*

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • I like how you guys are only using lines from the video

      @beanman5323@beanman53233 жыл бұрын
    • @Rem Sama let's do a crusade

      @hypersaw0yt67@hypersaw0yt673 жыл бұрын
    • Rem Sama come oooon, I know want to do it!

      @SparseB@SparseB3 жыл бұрын
  • This video was the MVP of my AP World History class

    @maddoxbms4696@maddoxbms469611 күн бұрын
  • “Hey can I reply here?” *NO!* “why?” *THE INTERNET’S A PILE OF GARBAAAGE!* 🎶🎶 “oh okay” 17:45 this aged well

    @jacoanimationstudio-di7hi@jacoanimationstudio-di7hiАй бұрын
  • Cant wait for Bill to drop “The Entire History of 2020 I guess”

    @colemankramer@colemankramer3 жыл бұрын
    • He quit youtube im still sad ):

      @necromancer9220@necromancer92203 жыл бұрын
    • Zahir Flores no he’s working on “history of the entire universe, I guess”

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • @@joshual.7900 that going to be cool

      @younglink3924@younglink39243 жыл бұрын
    • @Zahir Flores actually, he says he's currently working on something. he will be back though, who knows when, but he will soon hopefully !!!

      @halfveil@halfveil3 жыл бұрын
    • Zahir Flores No he is working on a new editing software

      @aaroneischen6355@aaroneischen63553 жыл бұрын
  • Today I learned that nobody was ever in Canada and it probably doesn’t exist other then being a big chunk of land

    @jaysgt7163@jaysgt71633 жыл бұрын
    • At least there is a beaver

      @marcinnowak3888@marcinnowak38883 жыл бұрын
    • @@marcinnowak3888 LMAO

      @renytentoea657@renytentoea6573 жыл бұрын
    • I take offensive to that statement

      @Sonicboy0700@Sonicboy07003 жыл бұрын
    • @@Sonicboy0700 sorry but the video has deemed it so. Not once does this man mention Canada or even draw a line to it

      @jaysgt7163@jaysgt71633 жыл бұрын
    • Oh my god you’re right he never mentioned it

      @theeleventhdoctor2043@theeleventhdoctor20433 жыл бұрын
  • Like 4 years ago I saw this and became so obsessed I have the entire thing memorised

    @autismrizzard@autismrizzard29 күн бұрын
  • I just visited my mother but I couldn’t stay because of stuff. Then I started to cry hard. Really hard. Then I turn to this video This video then helped me calm down. Thank you very much for existing

    @AdriePerez18@AdriePerez18Ай бұрын
    • Exactly the same for me. My dad visited me. I left. I cried. The world's a mess.

      @rachelstanger6079@rachelstanger6079Ай бұрын
    • I’m so sorry :-( ❤

      @afrofaeries@afrofaeries28 күн бұрын
  • "6:00 you can make a religion out of this" "6:34 you can make a religion out of this" "7:52 you can make a religion out of this" "9:35 you can make a religion out of this” “14:30 you can make a reli- no don't"

    @DeanTBO@DeanTBO3 жыл бұрын
    • *How bout I do anyway?*

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • @@joshual.7900 gen z be like

      @lilac_reed@lilac_reed3 жыл бұрын
    • @@lilac_reed I am Gen Z actually

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • explon plez

      @sandeepchaudhary1239@sandeepchaudhary12393 жыл бұрын
    • @@sandeepchaudhary1239 Basically Robespierre got real spicy with controlling the whole revolution and shit and made a full on religion about himself, called the "Cult of the Supreme Being", everyone was like "Wth no" and cut his head off after shooting him.

      @duhontheguy@duhontheguy3 жыл бұрын
  • "The sun is a deadly lazer" "And the dinosaur are gone"

    @G.A.M.I.@G.A.M.I.3 жыл бұрын
    • My brain : And the dinosaurs argon.

      @starguy8809@starguy88093 жыл бұрын
    • Meanwhile,in the Ordovician Period... A star is a deadly laser! And Flat Landing went boom!

      @kane2875@kane28753 жыл бұрын
    • @@starguy8809 And the dinosaur's argon

      @MandMs05@MandMs053 жыл бұрын
    • Africa.

      @monodium8832@monodium88323 жыл бұрын
    • @@monodium8832 wtf

      @toumassatos5445@toumassatos54453 жыл бұрын
  • The idea that things just started being "alive" in the ocean with coded software of how to replicate itself is insane.

    @swift1y@swift1yАй бұрын
    • Except they didn't "just start" lol it took hundreds of millions of years of miniscule incremental changes and adaptations. So not insane at all

      @WhizzerdSupreme@WhizzerdSupremeАй бұрын
    • ​@@WhizzerdSupreme do YOU see tiny organisms in Europa's oceans?

      @UH-60_Blackhawk@UH-60_BlackhawkАй бұрын
  • Bro made a video about everything and simplified it for our pea brains

    @AnArzonest@AnArzonestАй бұрын
  • Humans: ”Lets have a quiet minute to honour some dead guy” Bill Wurtz: ”Lets have a quiet 0.000016 of a second to honour half of Europe”

    @marcusgrotenfelt4075@marcusgrotenfelt40754 жыл бұрын
    • Unrated comment

      @DoenerKritiker@DoenerKritiker4 жыл бұрын
    • @@DoenerKritiker *underrated smh

      @fl3m1n9o4@fl3m1n9o44 жыл бұрын
    • Quiet* x2

      @wolfiethetimberwolf1363@wolfiethetimberwolf13634 жыл бұрын
    • I'd like it but it has 666

      @cmelo444@cmelo4444 жыл бұрын
    • Don't you mean 160 microseconds

      @thebacongodfather777@thebacongodfather7774 жыл бұрын
  • "They found greenland and iceland and named them accordingly" was the best

    @gtoc9305@gtoc93052 жыл бұрын
    • You can make a religion out of thi- *No, Don't.*

      @infernus2438@infernus24382 жыл бұрын
    • I agree

      @user-zt2ld1uz8p@user-zt2ld1uz8p2 жыл бұрын
    • prankd

      @hjecvatanabe1008@hjecvatanabe10082 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed.

      @iheardyoureadthis6507@iheardyoureadthis65072 жыл бұрын
    • 6 words the sun is deadly lazer

      @nycolchapman6772@nycolchapman67722 жыл бұрын
  • I hate History class but this video is entertaining and I can't stop rewatching it

    @ExoticStarsie@ExoticStarsie13 күн бұрын
  • I love watching this again now and saying: "I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NOW"

    @oxrainbow@oxrainbow29 күн бұрын
  • “Can’t go over there without buying a boat” shows plane

    @aSkylar@aSkylar3 жыл бұрын
    • airSHIP

      @zylot8792@zylot87923 жыл бұрын
    • Ye

      @link-gv4wf@link-gv4wf3 жыл бұрын
    • We can make a religion out of this!

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • do you understand funny?

      @arbitrario3845@arbitrario38453 жыл бұрын
    • @@arbitrario3845 do you?

      @andrewmccune4629@andrewmccune46293 жыл бұрын
  • I see so many people are trying to capitalize on this videos title style, yet fail to capture the actualy style and essence of this absolute classic.

    @sonlaxx@sonlaxxАй бұрын
  • I come back to this video every now and then and I must say it is really amazing. I would just have one thing to note, it is very frustrating to me that whenever something happens I do not really know when it does happen, I would have really loved it if the year would have been written at the bottom of the screen so that you can better imagine the chronology of it... The video is still a 10/10 tho

    @ZORNY_@ZORNY_7 күн бұрын
  • '"Let's save the planet!" Said everyone not knowing how.' Love him or hate him, he's spitting fax.

    @s0nn1@s0nn14 жыл бұрын
    • Dont fry your brain again Denki!

      @M0CH4_CUP@M0CH4_CUP4 жыл бұрын
    • no printer, just *faxs*

      @connie2263@connie22634 жыл бұрын
    • The world will be fine, it is people, and the other life on Earth that is screwed, and besides we know how to save it, there are just too many people unconvinced that the world is worth the effort to save.

      @LeeMaitland@LeeMaitland4 жыл бұрын
    • "Use metal straws" they said

      @dkhual07@dkhual074 жыл бұрын
    • Why denki this isn't the place I would expect to see you....but then again I can see you watching this

      @starkolixx@starkolixx4 жыл бұрын
  • lil dicky: I made the best video about the earth bill: *hold my deadly lazer*

    @bostonsportszach825@bostonsportszach8254 жыл бұрын
    • Lucia you have a great talent at making things boring xDD

      @guardian7844@guardian78444 жыл бұрын
    • @Guardian lol

      @bostonsportszach825@bostonsportszach8254 жыл бұрын
    • Who the fuck is lil dicky?

      @thewhistleblower8531@thewhistleblower85314 жыл бұрын
    • @@thewhistleblower8531 I was thinking the same thing xD

      @sammack1890@sammack18904 жыл бұрын
    • lil dicky is the worst "rapper".

      @thereddick-suckingranter9314@thereddick-suckingranter93144 жыл бұрын
  • We gon Need a part 2 in Another 5 billion years

    @ThenewJulio@ThenewJulioАй бұрын
  • More info about Ghandi: he got bullied in South Africa out of a train (they still needed to think about it)

    @Red_Playsm@Red_PlaysmАй бұрын
    • He himself had to think about sleeping naked next to little girls to see.if he could control his urges.... And this man is celebrated

      @jackbridge5780@jackbridge5780Ай бұрын
  • Parents: Go outside. Me: *No.* Parents: Why? Me: *The sun is a deadly laser.*

    @MrCastroBravo@MrCastroBravo3 жыл бұрын
    • FortDozi parents:not anymore theres a blanket

      @JensHAdnanes@JensHAdnanes3 жыл бұрын
    • *We could make a religion out of this*

      @joshual.7900@joshual.79003 жыл бұрын
    • Jens H. Ådnanes It’S a NuGgEt BlAnKeT

      @nuggettheory3409@nuggettheory34093 жыл бұрын
    • N o t A n Y mO re T h eR e S A BL a N k e t

      @lilyanrs@lilyanrs3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah sorry everyone have being stuck inside

      @Linki8uu@Linki8uu3 жыл бұрын
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