Nobody can stop me I will fix everything 𓅱
FIXING MORE STUFF: • Fix the World
for anyone aware of the established titles situation, yes i did have a segment in this video for them before knowing they were essentially a scam. i've trimmed out the segment and i'm sorry to anyone that may have given them money because of me, i will not be working with them again.
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0:00 - How we got here
0:56 - serious problems
1:22 - Borders&Lines
1:46 - Middle U.S.
2:22 - GOBLINS?!
2:51 - Longer Snake
3:12 - East Cleanup
3:36 - California & the West
4:10 - Territories v States
4:53 - BONUS FEATURE #1
5:37 - BONUS FEATURE #2
5:46- As Good as It's Gonna Get
6:00 - Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱
i changed the vid so no more scam :) check description for detail
FIRST REPLY????
SECOND REPLY????
Third reply because I'm unoriginal But thanks for removing the scam! I don't want anyone being tricked since this website has been gaining popularity a bit because popular youtubers got sponsored by the site. Edit: I kinda hate how I worded this comment now that I look back on it.
there was scams in the comments?
FOURTH REPLY????
Oats needs to make Weather 2. People always complain about the weather, so it's obvious that something needs to be done about it.
So true
That’s an amazing idea congrats to your brain! 🎉
Yes. He fixed my country, he can fix the weather
The weather needs an update patch. This is the guy to do it
Ture
As someone whose been to goblin valley, I can confirm that there are goblins.
No there aren’t! We aren’t hiding in Goblin Valley! We named it that to throw everyone off the trail. We’re actually in Lake Powell. Pretty smart thinking, eh?
@@theradiantdehd3997 well yes, except that you just revealed your hiding spot
@@theradiantdehd3997 petition to rename Lake Powell to Goblin Valley, and Goblin Valley to Lake Powell.
The Tyler, The Creator kind?
@@theradiantdehd3997 like the Greenland/Iceland name swap prank?
as someone from Maryland, I see this as an absolute win.
I appreciate you for not only not devouring my state (Oregon) but actively letting us devour cali, you a homie.
as a californian, i can confirm that he gave you the least important part of cali
@@thatrandomkid3691 still get to eat some of you, and that’s what counts
You should do a periodic table 2, and get rid of all those useless elements that we don't need like Oxygen.
I commented about that
ikr who needs oxygen?
yes dass a good idea there's way too many and too confusing 😂
and carbon
@Nikolai Mulinaro true so random
This man is literally the person from the “why do I fix everything I touch” meme
Felix from wreck it ralph
@@billchaneal That is not true he is objectively right about everything𓄿
PERFEKT🐦
Thank you I’m from Puerto Rico. Thank you for making it a state, I’ll subscribe! 🤗
As a Texan, I say thank you for making us part of Canada.
As a Canadian, I say where's the receipt?
As a Californian who lives in east California, I went through the 5 stages of grief in a matter of 10 seconds when you did that.
I’m from Virginia and am _furious_
@@Dr_zevia Maryland*
@@yann1ck666 *I will find you*
I don’t know if I’m far from the coast of Cali, but I could be just really close to Las Vegas Land, or Snake Land/Idaho
@DropkicktheDecepticon I’m moving to the Atlantic Ocean
In case anyone was wondering, there are 83 stars on the original background and 33 stars on the finished flag. Edit: There are also a few smaller partial stars but they aren't really big enough to count. However, if you do count them then it is 84 on the original background and 34 on the finished flag.
I counted and yes there is 83 stars
thanks i just scrolled down knowing someone else has counted for me
@@skrapr5457 Yep lol
tyy
legend!
As the average Maryland enjoyer, I am very glad you expanded good ol’ MD.
just in case anyone was wondering i took it upon myself to count the stars there is about 39 stars (an estimate, i counted but probably made a mistake)
There Are 32 Stars
When coloring maps, make sure you use four colors or fewer if possible
It’s always possible (allegedly )
True, it’s called the FOUR COLOR MAP THEOREM *explosions woah wow cool*
Yee haw, random math theorems finally proving useful
But it wasn't possible for California, plus we need to give the goblins their own color or they'll get angry and kill us all
@@Sir-Taco it's not allegedly possible, it is possible. 100% of the time
as a goblin myself we are happy to own more land keep it up oats jenkins! -signed the goblins
Im a hybrid between egg and goblin :)
I am a gas
I am a hybrid of goblin and chocolate
@@Brightstarvids 👍
@@TheSquadOfGeckos umm sure 😑
now you got to do “earth 2”
5:20 there are actually 84 stars if you count the one pixel on the bottom left corner
Thanks for giving us Canadians Texas I guess? You kinda took our west coast though
As a Texan, you will definitely regret having Texas
Your going to regret it but thank you for accepting us 🤠
Wdym, we absolutely do not want Texas 💀
He should have just made Canada another state.
@@user-hm1zb8js5i to big of a state lol. Also the canadian goverment wouldn't be very happy
I counted. There are approximately 84 stars without the stripes and approximately 33 with the stripes on the flag including the ones that aren't fully shown.
Doing God’s work
i count 34 with the one in the top left corner barely showing
@@unfunnynamehere9979 oh. oki sorry
@@awesomeappaloosa7583 thanks lol
Without the stripes I counted 73 full stars and 10 half-stars on the edges, so that makes 83. Someone of us is one off, and I checked two times
0:48 this part got me💀💀 and made me choke my water.
I lived in one of the states and got to say I got teleported to another state because of this man
"So we're gonna solve this confusion by giving them all to Maryland." Marylanders: "YES" Also you are objectively wron- RIGHT about everything
You don't know what I went through as a Texan.
@@AstroEli133 atleast you were recognized, he just casually deleted new jersey
@@fredrick119 at least you guys got bigger,as a Vancouver citizen, I got sold to Alaska in exchange for Texas! I know I will be protected by the military but I like Canada cus it’s mostly peaceful
@@puppies3330 we didnt get bigger we just got given to pennsylvania
@@fredrick119 well I guess as an Alaskan citizen now I guess we are similar (by us being sold to be a part of something)
i love that you just say "ok" to texas leaving. makes everyone happy with the answer
Near the end, he just gave texas to Canada for the new strip in Alaska, so Texas was independent for 2 minutes like in real life
As a Texan, I see this as an absolute win ( no like seriously I love Canada 🇨🇦)
Im a mexican and I think it would be better to give us texas back and give alaska to canada
@@kittiesandbotsgemini9892 I mean, are you positively absolutely sure you want it back? Like, really? Is it really that good? Not that we wouldn't want to give Texas away. Heavens no! It just feels a little inhumane to force Mexico to suffer the existence of Texas within its borders. Also yeah no we kinda like Alaska so we will keep it.
@@Mad.person aww I'm glad you like it. By the way we've taken your guns away and replaced them with maple syrup and poutine. We hope you've enjoyed your stay :)
You are absolutely right at everything- a qhild 🐦
I like that you took the already named region of the Colorado Plateau and made it the Goblin Zone.
As a Marylander, I see this as an absolute win
Me with Vermont
I completely agree
As a Marylander, I agree with you
same
As a marylander that is true
6:29 "Are there really 44 stars? I don't know, you tell me. Nobody's gonna count them, so it's not my problem." And that's we're you're wrong, after counting I realized it was not 44 stars, not 3.14159265359 stars, not even -8 stars, but 82 stars!
@@ooeeooeeooee Hello
Hi friend
@@Oltzm Howdy
Is there 81 or 82 I got 81
What about 69
5:25 there are 93 stars in total. 94 if you count the one right on the edge, barely noticeable. (i'm talking about the version without the stripes on the side)
I came here to distract myself from excitement for the new Zelda game in 12 hours. Aaaand... Oats plays the Beedle Shop song from Wind Waker? Come on, that's obscene! What are the odds?
i am canadian and i would like to say thank you for giving us texas
And I became part of your country so now I'm freaking Canadian
@@iamNablusorry
I'm sorry for your loss
Canadian here too, Thanks for texas. From Calgary, Alberta.
May we congratulate the state of texas for being the new hottest Canadian place, i don't know what the old one was but it probably wasn't ad warm
The goblin zone actually makes the Navajo nation be in a single state, instead of four, which is really nice, but arches national park would no longer be in Utah, which means that they would have to change their license plates, which us why I propose license plates 2. Redesign all of the state license plates, as well as make new ones for the states you added.
As a Utahn I’m saddened by the loss of arches but thankful the damage is otherwise limited
Yes we need new license plates
I’ve been to goblin valley a few times it’s great I’m so glad he mentioned ot
2:47 I go to moab for vacations and that is another valley near goblin valley, you put Moab in the goblin territory. I am mad now.
When your home suddenly becomes goblin territory after this video
Navajo man
what’s it like to abide with the green people?
My grandma lived there. I guess she was a goblin this whole time
@@amaryllis2spinner cool tbh they throw a lot of party’s and give us lots of gifts
Probably one of my favorite fixes from you, I especially vibe with the goblin zone.
me too :)
@@OatsJenkins0:41 look at nebraska and Kansas.
Thumbnail: takes away half of Idaho In the actual video: gives Idaho over double the land
as a resident of california i do like idaho being so BIG.
I got angry when he started making new england one state, than he called it newer Hampshire and I was all in.
I had the same reaction. I'd be ok with making 2 states: (Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont) and then Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island. But SW Connecticut should be annexed to New York and we (Newer Hampshire) gets upstate New York.
As an Idahoan, I thank you for your service. We could always use more semi-inhabitable land because almost the entire state is mountain or desert.
true
yep
Let's expand it further. Make the entire country Idaho
Well you basically got more of the same, congrats!
Nothing happens in Idaho tho lol
there are even more than 70 stars, I lost it but its not 44. but when you half it its 37
I tried to count the stars but I lost track at 49 and there was still about another third of the stars left
Cant wait for him to fix the solar system, but first I want him to fix trees
Yes, we need the trees and the solar system fixed.
Make them grow faster, I mean why does something need years to grow big enough that it gives you shade? I want shade now, not later.
or maybe instead of wanting trees to give you shade, you could want them to provide you with oxygen
Idk what's going on with all these comments assuming Oats can do that. He ain't god, he's a really smart guy who we should worship as a god.
There is nothing this man can’t fix
He can't fix my sleep schedule
i hope he fixes school
HE DESTROYED MASSACHUSETTS
he can’t fix my parents marriage
@@gouj god damn it you were 6 seconds faster than me
Being someone from Idaho I am glad you gave my state so much attention
As someone from Wyoming I’m sad we lost rock springs and jackson
As an Australian i can say that this is an improvment.
As an Australian I second that
@Snowie how do u flip it I wanna fourth but I’m stuck in this dumb American ‘right’ way up
@@wanker_man ʇuoɟ ɐ sʇı
wait it's a font for you? i thought we just came with that ɘɔioʜɔ bᴎoɔɘꙅ ƚɒʜƚ ʜƚiw ɘmɒɔ
as a brit i agree
this is so interesting to watch as someone who's not from the US
same
I love how the music for the dessert was the music from Mario kart
1:06 “RD is just the spectator seating for the football field CT,” time to up you, “RD is just the spectator seating for the football field CT, for the school that’s MA.”
6:45 Total visible stars: 34 Total ful stars: ~26
As a Pennsylvanian myself, I totally agree with us getting coast that isn't the great lakes
As someone who counted the stars on the flag, I am surprised that they were actually 44 stars
this just supports my theory that we will see an oat reign very soon. Look he's improving the land already. my only suggestion is that in goblin land, there are no other holidays besides Halloween. Edit: Halloween celebrated everyday on goblin land with the exception of birthdays
But it’s Halloween every day.
hEs ImPRoVinG ThE LaND AlReADY.. HE DESTROYED SHIRLEY I LIVE THERE
and there also need to be at least 1 holloween every month to keep the goblins happy.
@@hellomynameisjoenl you are absolutely right, my bad
@@PramkLuna Sorry, I meant it as an addition to your suggestion. I.e. in the Goblin Zone they only celebrate Halloween, and they celebrate it every day.
As a Pennsylvanian I am overjoyed that we finally took over New Jersey and got our beach back!
Do you really want those filthy beaches?
You won't hold it.
Same here!
I am also one
As a Pennsylvanian who's parents came from New Jersey this just feels right.
Fun fact: Orange County, Virginia used to stretch to the Mississippi River.
i’m from texas. and since he gave texas to canada, i guess i’m a canadian now.
genuinely obsessed with the new flag, she's so cute
How dare you assume it’s gender
@@Carbon13. by using the pronoun "its" you are already assuming the flag's gender as well.
@@SuperIntenseMinecraft.Player by saying "the name" youre assuming it has a name. im gonna cancel u evil witch
@@SuperIntenseMinecraft.Player are you assuming the flag has a name!? So disrespectful 😐
What the HECK did I just read????? 😵💫💫
I actually am one of the few survivors or the goblin uprising (in goblin valley). Goblins are not a joke. A very real threat. they took my left ear.
new conspiracy theory: vincent van gogh moved to the goblin valley and got his ears chopped off there (rreal)
Photo? **sends Van Gogh**
I’m from Oregon and I’m here to say thank you for the land:)
There’s always this back and forth on and on about Texas leaving and becoming its own country” “Ok” *just entirely removes Texas*
As a geography nerd, i love this
same
As a British person I am very happy🙂
New England is better
Ew
@@ihaveyourlocation4003 I Have Your Location
@@loops.2 I completley agree
As a Arizona man I would like to thank you for letting us finally be away from the gob!ins and giving us another hot state
🎉Congratulations!🎉
As an Alaskan, thank you ❤️ I feel so connected!
no go away, canada imposter
@@mrplop9967 i believe you belong in nature, you are imposter sonic
omg I never see other people from Alaska online. Everybody just assumes that no one lives there or smth.
what part do you live in?
Yoo what city? Thats dope, I went on a cruise there, it was pretty cool!
This man is so powerful that he brought Puerto Rico to there
imagine the puerto ricans wake up and they can suddenly see the coast of florida in the distance
@@cryptnymph And the islands grown massively
@@juwebles4352ain't so bad
@@altruisticRadar Unless it makes the island seismically unstable, that would be none guk
How about guam and the northern mariana islands
This is one of my comfort videos
4:02 be careful the idaho snake doesnt cut into the city las vegas otherwise nevada will be less popular Unless u want idaho to be more populated
We should make Oats Jenkins a ruler of the world. Imagine how many problems he would solve. The world would be a paradise.
Do you really want a collage kid in charge of the entire world?
@@elsandwich7481 Yes.
Oats for president start a campaign
@@nnnuke Overlord Oats
5:27 83 stars.
ok
Dedication.
I got that too 🎉
Thanks for making Idaho have more coastline!
wait no one is actually counting the stars?
Living in Utah, can confirm about the goblins. Kind of weird, but you get used to them
Goblin here. I am glad that someone was willing to give us more land. We no longer have to attack again (-----:
As a Geography fellow... ...this hurt and tickled.
Same ‼
funny thing is that big parts of Oregon and some parts of northern California are seriously considering switching to Idaho
You should make Thanksgiving 2! Thanksgiving is super underrated and sort of boring compared to its buddies Halloween and Christmas. I’ve seen the stuff that you’ve fixed, and I truly agree with every bit of it. I think the world trusts you to fix this common holiday and turn it into something beautiful.
I like how the goblin zone is literally just the Navajo nation
Screw Donald Trump and Joe Biden I’m voting for Oats Jenkins
1:33 the one on the left is Wyoming and the one on the right is Colorado
As an Arizonan who lives near the 4 corners we are glad to be living in the goblin zone ☺️ Update: the goblins are now taking over towns, we were able to tame them! They are now the new dogs
As a resident of Idaho, I'm loving this new update
It has legs now.
Same
“Something is seriously wrong with this country.” I couldn’t agree more!
you should do a 3 one giving Wisconsin Michigan's peninsula
As a person that lives in Idaho, THANK YOU!
As a Nebraskan woman I appreciate that you saw our state as perfection and made no changes 😁
actually right dakota took up a little bit
You mean Las Vegas?
@@iammysr thats nevada 😭
@@urmomma-7 oh right
Goblin Valley is one of my favorite places. Glad to see it get the respect it deserves. Seriously, I love going there.
I’m happy you added
New states
Bro you are the literal goat 🐐
As a Marylander, thank you so much. We deserved it.
Screw you we could of ended you in the civil war
Yes we did:)
yes
Facts
Actually
finally someone who colors a map in a silly but accurate way i love this
2:50 bro had to add the clash royale goblins sound effect
Being in Michigan, I was pleasantly surprised that this was not another "give the Upper Peninsula to Wisconsin" video.
Your videos are so entertaining especially the editing and ideas for videos. its just so unique!
thanks :)
@@OatsJenkins my first time getting a reply and it just made my day
Texas being part of Canadá is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while 😂
You should also give the southern part of Oklahoma to Canada so the “Canadian River” makes more sense
As a Canadian, though you took our west coast, thank you for giving us Texas. Now every day can be Texas Donut Day!
I'm a 7th grade Texan, and we already are spending an entire YEAR an Texas history for history class, so it wouldn't be to hard for the schoolboard if Texas splits. that was great Oats. 🤣Well guess I'm Canadian now 😄
Welcome to Canada my Canadian friend.
dude what is up with texas that you guys need a whole year learning about it??? does texas for real think its a real country or something
As a Texan I can also relate😂
@@usernames_are_hard_ ?
@@Wither02 ?
I’m a Texan and I was getting tired of staying in the US. Thank you. Now I can connect with the Canadians.
Feel free to come whenever ya want! ☺️ -a Québécois (Canadian)
You are objectively correct about everything
As a North Dakotan I realized that the new boarder would cut the capital area in half, but then I remembered that we were losing Mandan and then I was all in. In North Dakota Mandan is where you go to get stabbed and also eat bomb Mexican food.