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Top 5 Brutal Most Offensive Stand Up Jokes

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2018 ж. 18 Қыр.
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A top selection of some of the most brutal jokes we could find from the top comedians. Not for the faint hearted.
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  • The biggest joke is the Audio quality

    @yomama6605@yomama66053 жыл бұрын

    • The audio quality is fine with most of them

      @enviosity499@enviosity4993 жыл бұрын

    • Its called British accent

      @50Puzder@50Puzder3 жыл бұрын

    • On one or two I couldn't hear some words they were saying that seemed very important :/

      @hellooo2411@hellooo24113 жыл бұрын

    • Marcin Puzdrowski 😆🤣

      @mrfedy4038@mrfedy40383 жыл бұрын

    • I think it's slightly sped up, to avoid copyright, and then the audio quality is not good enough to handle even that slight change. Try putting it to 0.75 speed and you'll hear the speed seems normal but the quality is still damaged (by the speed shift I think/

      @blop-a-blop9419@blop-a-blop94193 жыл бұрын

  • You know what happens when you get offended? Nothing.

    @officialWWM@officialWWM3 жыл бұрын

    • Used to be that way not so sure anymore lol you have mobs of “offended” people

      @ExplorationRandomDestination@ExplorationRandomDestination3 жыл бұрын

    • when you get offended means your ego are affected

      @menace2societies@menace2societies3 жыл бұрын

    • Spoken like a true conservative, the lord will bless you

      @ulquiorracifer3359@ulquiorracifer33593 жыл бұрын

    • C Doh the only thing hurt is their feelings.

      @officialWWM@officialWWM3 жыл бұрын

    • All hail the snowflake generation

      @warn7892@warn78923 жыл бұрын

  • Karen has left the building

    @ofer130784@ofer1307843 жыл бұрын

    • Hahaha

      @lynette599@lynette5993 жыл бұрын

    • I’ll give her this, at least she just left and didn’t make a scene. She found she couldn’t stand his act and so removed herself rather than ruin it for others.

      @joee7626@joee76263 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe she lost someone to it and knew what would be coming and couldn't take it... "That is a possibility"

      @jdsbindra@jdsbindra3 жыл бұрын

    • @@jdsbindra Maybe she just had to poop. It happens.

      @zachmichaelg@zachmichaelg3 жыл бұрын

    • How do you know she wasn’t heading to the bathroom? Some people automatically see what they want to see.

      @kerryperichicken6244@kerryperichicken62443 жыл бұрын

  • Oooohhh he caught me off guard on that last one. All those jokes were still funny tho

    @mrbigg151@mrbigg1513 жыл бұрын

    • That’s the thing about “dark humor” that people do not seem to realize. People don’t want to talk about things that gets them discomfort. And dark humor is a way of talking about the problems that really exist, but most of the people close their eyes on it.

      @danielcarreira654@danielcarreira6543 жыл бұрын

    • @@danielcarreira654 I concur. It's a sad time we're living in bc of the backlash from those offended by ANYthing being said

      @mrbigg151@mrbigg1513 жыл бұрын

    • mrbigg151 I think once someone said that the problem is not by whom tell the joke, but by who interpret it. Because a joke is just that. A joke. For example, I make a joke about a disabled person, in a wheelchair, you can get 3 reactions by this, either people perfectly healthy gets offended, even though it’s not about them. And then, people in the wheelchair, half can actually find it funny, because they hate people feeling “sorry” for them, and the other half might feel offended. However, if it’s delivered nicely, you can make a joke about it, and touch in a matter important for inclusivity. It’s like, if you say someone is fat, you are offending that person, but if you say someone is skinny is it suppose to be a compliment? Double standards, it’s always by who interpret the joke.

      @danielcarreira654@danielcarreira6543 жыл бұрын

    • 2:50

      @cameronvadnais4388@cameronvadnais43883 жыл бұрын

    • @@danielcarreira654 untill the dark humor is against you... not so funny meow.... for example... if i make a dark joke about a jew.. i can get a ticket or thrown in jail for anti semitism...... but i i make a dark joke about a muslim... im a hero that dares to speak...

      @KaptnKush88@KaptnKush883 жыл бұрын

  • “Comedy isn’t really about being nice. It’s a way to air out the ugly things people think.” - Seth Green.

    @aerynstormcrow@aerynstormcrow3 жыл бұрын

    • As joker :)

      @knytlite@knytlite3 жыл бұрын

    • Seth Green would say that because he isnt funny

      @marksmit8112@marksmit81122 ай бұрын

  • David crosses joke was soo offensive one lady walked out

    @the90sboy72@the90sboy723 жыл бұрын

    • I thought he was going to say, "because god is a pedophile"

      @huntermark1160@huntermark11603 жыл бұрын

    • ...and he was only half way through the joke.

      @fytaan@fytaan3 жыл бұрын

    • She should have stayed for the punchline

      @lsimpson8307@lsimpson83073 жыл бұрын

    • maybe his child have been shot...who knows?

      @nimusworks5475@nimusworks54753 жыл бұрын

    • Nimus Works I’m a Christian but can understand the joke. She’s prolly a hard bible thumper that was like “you don’t question or blame God, thats too far!” Or maybe her period came on suddenly at the wrong time.

      @lsimpson8307@lsimpson83073 жыл бұрын

  • Didn’t the last one steal the chipmunks

    @tumadre512@tumadre5123 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah. The chipmunks were also apart of those virgins he was talking about

      @jettblack1974@jettblack19743 жыл бұрын

    • JettBlack 19 not after cross got ahold of them they weren’t

      @zomBkilla100@zomBkilla1003 жыл бұрын

    • Was literally thinking that

      @JPGjack@JPGjack3 жыл бұрын

  • All of these jokes are less offensive than the worst of Anthony jeselnik

    @RanjithKrishnan@RanjithKrishnan3 жыл бұрын

    • This is true

      @Federation42movies@Federation42movies3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I've only just recently watched his Netflix special's and love his dark sense of humor.

      @jasonvorhees375@jasonvorhees3753 жыл бұрын

    • You men the best of Jeselnik I would suggest.

      @joshrandal6982@joshrandal69823 жыл бұрын

    • That guy is like dark series in comedy you can't predict him

      @chetanverma3853@chetanverma38533 жыл бұрын

    • Jeselink is the weakest link (ha. ha.) in comedy. Dude has one joke.

      @chandrastar5939@chandrastar59393 жыл бұрын

  • Maybe someone already mentioned this... Why is everyone assuming the lady leaving David Cross' show was offended when MAYBE she just had to go take a shit?

    @murrayc9615@murrayc96153 жыл бұрын

    • That was definitely a doody walk😂🤣

      @justrob4586@justrob45863 жыл бұрын

    • @@justrob4586Haaaaaaaaaa

      @johntalbott1553@johntalbott15533 ай бұрын

    • I thought she left b/c she had child who died.

      @marcfinks3287@marcfinks32879 күн бұрын

  • Offense is never given, it's taken. - Gervais

    @gene7108@gene71083 жыл бұрын

    • No that was Fry

      @LordMacBeth79@LordMacBeth794 ай бұрын

    • It’s like poop

      @randomdude189@randomdude1893 ай бұрын

    • Comedians might not mean to offend, but they certainly intend to shock, and this may often mean giving offence.

      @PatrickMcAsey@PatrickMcAsey3 ай бұрын

    • Jimmy Carr said it as well

      @jungleboogie78@jungleboogie782 ай бұрын

    • The use of the word 'offended' in some way puts the fault on the person hearing the 'joke' and not on the 'comedian' telling it. The point is that these 'jokes' are appalling and disgusting. No decent or empathetic person could ever laugh at anything to do with rape. This is something only a psychopath would laugh at. Carr, and anybody who tells or laughs at jokes about rape should be ashamed of themselves.

      @PatrickMcAsey@PatrickMcAsey2 ай бұрын

  • The “make something up” bit is one of my all time favs. I died laughing when I first heard this

    @redeyedbuggers@redeyedbuggers Жыл бұрын

    • no

      @ConradUtube@ConradUtube4 ай бұрын

    • Still laughing

      @innocentbystander6620@innocentbystander66203 ай бұрын

    • It’s hilarious 🤣😂

      @matthewbannerman5958@matthewbannerman59582 ай бұрын

    • ​it's even funnier in context...

      @nigelcoxon@nigelcoxon2 ай бұрын

  • Why would you go to see David cross if you can't handle the jokes he makes about religion and alot stuff he's know for.

    @zachgraves1617@zachgraves16173 жыл бұрын

    • The irony of his surname tho... (And it's the same as mine, but in a different language lmao)

      @matheuscruz8574@matheuscruz85743 жыл бұрын

    • Because he's Tobias and he was so silly on that show.

      @ryanc6440@ryanc64403 жыл бұрын

    • He's not really that funny though

      @MultiTaz333@MultiTaz3333 жыл бұрын

    • @@matheuscruz8574 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzhead.info

      @JeffWarren47@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын

    • She had to take a dump.

      @LANGI902@LANGI9023 жыл бұрын

  • I'm kind of surprised that Louis CK isn't on here.

    @steviep23@steviep233 жыл бұрын

    • @Jimmy Peeps Yeah Louie mostly just makes fun of himself and the awkward situations he gets himself into lmao

      @tjr1@tjr13 жыл бұрын

    • Dont feel like we should appreciate guys that sexually harass women

      @TheFelixpax@TheFelixpax3 жыл бұрын

    • @Johnny G Brenner Yeah you might think so, I dont. If somebody has done something fucked up I dont feel like supporting them as a comedian or artist or whatever.

      @TheFelixpax@TheFelixpax3 жыл бұрын

    • @Johnny G Brenner Yeah man

      @TheFelixpax@TheFelixpax3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheFelixpax He asked them. They said yes and said they didn't feel pressured to say yes. Is it weird? Absolutely. But they didn't say no, nor did he pressure them to say yes. That's their account of it too

      @sirisaacedgelord6733@sirisaacedgelord67333 жыл бұрын

  • I love freedom of speech and non PC humour

    @theohuioiesin6519@theohuioiesin65193 жыл бұрын

    • There is no such thing as PC humor

      @DarkSith87@DarkSith873 жыл бұрын

    • PC humour, otherwise known as regular humour.

      @eurickevardone2976@eurickevardone29763 жыл бұрын

    • this has nothing to do with freedom of speech lmao. people seemingly have gone so far against PC that they get offended by people being offended, imagine that! 2020 is a strange time indeed

      @brownie3454@brownie34543 жыл бұрын

    • You’re so brave

      @CH-ml4rz@CH-ml4rz3 жыл бұрын

    • Your freedom of speech is slowly being taken away, sadly comedians will only get worse from now on

      @SpanishBre@SpanishBre3 жыл бұрын

  • They’re called jokes we used to tell them before everyone got offended by everything

    @hardcorenacho1020@hardcorenacho10203 жыл бұрын

    • I am offended by your post.

      @deanmoncaster@deanmoncaster3 жыл бұрын

    • @@deanmoncaster thats ok I’ll get over it

      @hardcorenacho1020@hardcorenacho10203 жыл бұрын

    • @@hardcorenacho1020 I might not, I'm offended by your Blaise approach

      @deanmoncaster@deanmoncaster3 жыл бұрын

    • @@deanmoncaster I’m offended that ur offended

      @jacobriley5214@jacobriley52143 жыл бұрын

    • @@jacobriley5214 now I'm offended that you got offended at me being offended

      @deanmoncaster@deanmoncaster3 жыл бұрын

  • Each one more offensive than the next. Each one needing to be listened to again and again to truly appreciate how brilliantly written they were.

    @hansel2001@hansel20013 ай бұрын

    • None were funny nor offensive.

      @maryann7619@maryann7619Ай бұрын

    • ​@@maryann7619a woman literally walked out, are you fucking retarded

      @saymyname8925@saymyname892523 күн бұрын

  • It's scary that the number two was considered less offensive than offending a religion.

    @DavidBrocekArt@DavidBrocekArt3 жыл бұрын

    • Probably cause the religion one involves shooting kids so god can let them be raped by suicide bombers like??? It’s scary but not for the reasons your thinking...

      @teiwi1640@teiwi16403 жыл бұрын

    • Number 2 was definitely less offensive than number 1 in every way

      @djjj2539@djjj25393 жыл бұрын

    • Did you completely miss the joke? He implied that the kids who died in school shootings go to heaven and get fucked by isis terrorists

      @finnrobertson2592@finnrobertson25923 жыл бұрын

    • Boyton Do you know any religion that involves shooting kids for them to be raped in heaven ? Did you even understand the joke to begin with ? Come on man, don’t let a joke made to be offensive teach you about Islam.

      @haytem3201@haytem32013 жыл бұрын

    • @@haytem3201 I think you missed the point of his comment. He's telling the original commenter why it's ludicrous to think a joke insulting women is worse than a joke about kids being shot to get raped in heaven by suicide bombers

      @gator5793@gator57933 жыл бұрын

  • That last joke was amazing

    @itsmini6175@itsmini61753 жыл бұрын

    • Yep. He is pointing out the ridiculousness of organized religions and their F’d up belief systems. It hurts and is funny because it’s true...

      @kvall4088@kvall40883 жыл бұрын

    • He went there hahahaahaha but he could be right!

      @TheSixStringGuy@TheSixStringGuy3 жыл бұрын

  • Ricky's joke really got me at the end lmao holy fuck

    @andymanson3836@andymanson38363 жыл бұрын

  • I find it offensive that people find this offensive

    @ShotgunTeo@ShotgunTeo3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m so offended by your statement!! Now, whatta we do..?

      @piediepaab6837@piediepaab68373 жыл бұрын

    • Piedie Paab square up

      @ShotgunTeo@ShotgunTeo3 жыл бұрын

    • ShotgunTeo didn’t you comment this on another offensive jokes video?

      @wayblu2799@wayblu27993 жыл бұрын

    • Wayno _ yes lol I think it was 10 offensive jokes or something

      @ShotgunTeo@ShotgunTeo3 жыл бұрын

    • I am offended by you taking offense from other people finding something offensive.

      @domsooch@domsooch3 жыл бұрын

  • Not offence it’s funny, people NEED to learn to take a JOKE

    @gilly4403@gilly44033 жыл бұрын

    • Except it is offensive which is why it's literally called offensive jokes. And again this humour isn't for everyone humour is subjective there is no requirement that everyone else that doesn't see the humour NEED to learn to take it. They just don't need to get exposed to it. Comedians know their audience which is why carr will make offensive and dark jokes where other comedians would not. The most important thing is to know which comedian you are going to see or what humour is in the friend group etc. If people go to a comedian and get offended that's their fault for not being aware of the comedians humour.

      @trollpikken6907@trollpikken69073 жыл бұрын

    • The thing is I get that but you'll always have "Schrödingers Douchebag"

      @yeetlad926@yeetlad9263 жыл бұрын

    • @Zid02 I disagree. For intellectual growth and stimulation, it would be helpful if they were exposed to it

      @nicholasselke5214@nicholasselke52143 жыл бұрын

    • im trying but im getting flashbacks instead. help

      @memeddlesome6179@memeddlesome61793 жыл бұрын

    • @@nicholasselke5214 I disagree again for example if you tell jokes about things like rape some even victims of it might find it funny whereas others can have anxiety and flashbacks it can be quite a horrifying experience for them even though it's just a joke.

      @trollpikken6907@trollpikken69073 жыл бұрын

  • The last joke was so bad he couldn't even get to the punchline before people started walking out.

    @TheNormanmurk@TheNormanmurk3 жыл бұрын

    • which one?

      @zubayeerahmed3801@zubayeerahmed38013 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe they had to pee ...

      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour81643 жыл бұрын

    • Why to to a comedy show if youre that easily offended and like how tf can you get offended that easily anyway come on now thats a tad ridiculous

      @goseone412@goseone4123 жыл бұрын

    • @@goseone412 Just to be the center of attention and create public drama.

      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164@oldmanfromscenetwentyfour81643 жыл бұрын

    • @@zubayeerahmed3801 the last one

      @TheNormanmurk@TheNormanmurk3 жыл бұрын

  • Offensive jokes and no Jeselnik?

    @karangrewal_@karangrewal_3 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed. He has some stunners

      @stewmeat9261@stewmeat92613 жыл бұрын

    • Anthony Jeselnik one of the best by far

      @CoNx123@CoNx1233 жыл бұрын

    • The most offensive joke associated with Anthony Jeselnik is Any Schumer.

      @jamescampbell4334@jamescampbell43343 ай бұрын

  • Them: that's offensive Me, a Geordie: *YEAH, MATE*

    @Oguyaka.@Oguyaka.3 жыл бұрын

  • Come on, Ricky Gervais' joke is the essence of offensive. Not only is it the most 'wrong' it is spectacular.

    @davidc6032@davidc60323 жыл бұрын

    • The clip didn't show the whole theme of that joke. He goes on to say that he told that joke to a family gathering, at a dinner party, at the request of his friend. The guests were horrified and his friend said "not that joke, the other one".

      @PianoFatso@PianoFatso3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@PianoFatsoyep, the world's second most offensive joke (allegedly) was just part of the setup for the real punchline!

      @nigelcoxon@nigelcoxon2 ай бұрын

  • 2:58 a.m. and im laughing like im in a stadium 😂😂😅🤣🤣😂😆😂🤣

    @madjc13@madjc133 жыл бұрын

  • Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital is a massive omission.

    @Radagast-@Radagast-3 жыл бұрын

    • that sounds funny just from the title😂😂😂 why I shouldn't be finding this funnt

      @heyjude6680@heyjude66803 жыл бұрын

    • It's funny as

      @MUSIC4TRUTH....@MUSIC4TRUTH....3 жыл бұрын

  • ‘I know he has mysterious ways y’all’😂😂😂

    @oakyoakford9034@oakyoakford90343 жыл бұрын

  • That first one hit me for a loop but even that wasnt enough to prepare me for that last one

    @darkshurikens3316@darkshurikens33163 жыл бұрын

    • I know I'm so sanitised to this because after Cross' joke I didn't even laugh with outrage; I just nodded and said, "nice."

      @criddlegakes2650@criddlegakes26503 жыл бұрын

  • Now these are good jokes, man this is perfect

    @pedrovarunca2197@pedrovarunca21973 жыл бұрын

  • Gervais' one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @java4656@java46563 жыл бұрын

  • That last one was savagely hilarious

    @hangtime6743@hangtime67433 ай бұрын

  • David Cross and Louis CK have the exact same comedy style

    @AD-wg8ik@AD-wg8ik3 жыл бұрын

  • Anyone else not offended because your a grown adult who doesnt flip out when you hear something you dont like

    @philipwieman9955@philipwieman99553 жыл бұрын

    • A grown adult that doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Doubt...

      @ImARealHumanPerson@ImARealHumanPerson3 жыл бұрын

  • That last one I had to register to I couldn't believe it.... amazing

    @Thetank096@Thetank0963 жыл бұрын

  • That last joke was pure brilliance! Well played mate! Much love!

    @radders261@radders26120 күн бұрын

  • That last one caught me off guard😂😂😂😂

    @utkarshchaudhary604@utkarshchaudhary6043 жыл бұрын

  • The last 2 I don't find funny. Not because of it being offensive, just the jokes didnt quite land for me.

    @ricktruman1416@ricktruman14163 жыл бұрын

    • Thank you Rick Truman

      @tih0m@tih0m3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah they didnt even feel like jokes. I cringed really hard on the ricky gervais one and didnt find the last one funny even tho im not religious

      @OfficialPortlandFilmCollection@OfficialPortlandFilmCollection3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah... Anthony jeselnik do same kind of dark jokes and do it much better

      @chetanverma3853@chetanverma38533 жыл бұрын

    • Yea that last one I was like ughhh okay??!!!

      @josueoropeza5357@josueoropeza53573 жыл бұрын

    • @@tih0m 💥I just started standup and want ur OPINION. Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. kzhead.info/sun/npmzf5tqgoF4lYHE/bejne.html

      @JeffWarren47@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын

  • Wow!! Cross joke stirred a lot of emotion!! Well done!!

    @docwilson8343@docwilson83433 жыл бұрын

  • The last one was crazzyy like wooaahhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @utkarshhh7@utkarshhh73 жыл бұрын

  • 3:45 "Well, I'm not listening to this!"

    @wolfenvonschitz7798@wolfenvonschitz77983 жыл бұрын

  • 2 of them were dark jokes not offensive

    @ruchisingh8517@ruchisingh85173 жыл бұрын

    • Isn't dark humor supposed to offend people?

      @markosbellezzi4841@markosbellezzi48413 жыл бұрын

    • @@markosbellezzi4841no

      @Burner-td4cu@Burner-td4cu5 ай бұрын

  • I love comedy, and comediens, they are the best at being extremely clever, funny and philosophers at the same time.

    @merilymerily2230@merilymerily22303 ай бұрын

  • Daaamnn as an african 1st joke was too good, I couldn't even laugh overwhelmed by emotions

    @midoucis9274@midoucis9274 Жыл бұрын

  • I’m sure I would have liked those jokes if they spoke just a bit slower and spoke in English.

    @joshrandal6982@joshrandal69823 жыл бұрын

    • They’re all speaking English though?

      @DapperD942@DapperD9423 жыл бұрын

    • Peaceful Dread if you are from the US they speak very fast compared to the comedians over here and they trail off to deliver the punch line or make a second comment almost under their breath. English and humor is just a shade different in the UK. Different spelling, slang etc. I was just overstating the case. I’m sure most Americans probably understand but I don’t. I can appreciate some British comedians not all though. I need sub titles for all British movies. Shame that.

      @joshrandal6982@joshrandal69823 жыл бұрын

    • Oh.....you're a bit slow I see

      @tdcm666@tdcm6663 жыл бұрын

    • The Darkness, It Consumes Me Slower than a turtle with lumbago

      @joshrandal6982@joshrandal69823 жыл бұрын

    • Josh Randal ahhh I gotcha, what’s it like over in the UK?

      @DapperD942@DapperD9423 жыл бұрын

  • The most offensive jokes would be on the internet, anonymously. Not in a stand up routine cause no matter which comedian, there is always a limit while on the internet, nothing is out of bounds

    @joesr31@joesr313 жыл бұрын

  • that lady storming out on the last one lmao

    @TopGgamingclan@TopGgamingclan3 жыл бұрын

  • Now this is what comedy should be fearless and funny

    @MrCapochannel@MrCapochannel3 жыл бұрын

  • I don't understand why yall are clowning the lady that walked out during the last joke. She didn't interrupt ou made it about herself, she didn't like it so she left.

    @zinho223@zinho2233 жыл бұрын

    • ^ Much better to just walk the fuck out instead of screaming random shit at the comedian and fucking up the joke for the other 100+ people in the room.

      @user-ud9op8sz1f@user-ud9op8sz1f3 жыл бұрын

    • @@user-ud9op8sz1f 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzhead.info

      @JeffWarren47@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын

    • yeah I think so too. Actually it occurred to me that maybe she lost a child in a school shooting or something. But as long as didn't interrupt, she's honestly alright

      @RiyaSharma-ox5ev@RiyaSharma-ox5ev2 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe she was busting to take a dump

      @ray.shoesmith@ray.shoesmith4 ай бұрын

    • @@RiyaSharma-ox5ev Interesting observation...and regardless of whether or not it's the case, it occurs to me that the fact that there is actually a reasonable chance that a parent who lost a child in a school shooting was in attendance at this particular show, should be enough to give us all pause.

      @spud13x13@spud13x134 ай бұрын

  • David Cross is a genius.

    @ccasazza8016@ccasazza80163 жыл бұрын

  • Hahaha!! Wow! All 5 are great! 🤣🤣

    @texasranger26@texasranger263 жыл бұрын

  • Woo that last one was savage! 😆😆😆

    @mikem_vb4546@mikem_vb45463 жыл бұрын

  • I highly recommend the "volcano ash gig" by R. Gervais to the woman, who walked out.

    @SB-lk4pn@SB-lk4pn3 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe she had a child gunned down at school???????

      @downundanow5569@downundanow55693 жыл бұрын

  • All of these amazing comedians make me laugh at their JOKES , they bring me entertainment because of their JOKES , okay so all the karens and Kevin's that take this personally , they are JOKES , lighten up 🤣🤣🤣

    @danielbrown2963@danielbrown29633 жыл бұрын

  • Haha omg, that last one, though 😂

    @charlotte1704@charlotte17042 жыл бұрын

  • That last joke totally caught me off guard damn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @himanshutripathi5971@himanshutripathi59713 жыл бұрын

  • What is in politically incorrect that makes it Soo liberating?

    @donnyd6667@donnyd66673 жыл бұрын

    • Deviating off the beaten path of stupidity I guess. I'm intentionally Politically Incorrect to give people a sense of life and blunt brutal honesty, if people dont like it them safe space dumbasses can fuck right off and do their own thing.

      @TheIroncladResearcher@TheIroncladResearcher3 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheIroncladResearcher 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzhead.info

      @JeffWarren47@JeffWarren473 жыл бұрын

  • Anybody else remember when David cross played kane?

    @jayram384@jayram3843 жыл бұрын

    • The god awful “Year One”

      @warn7892@warn78923 жыл бұрын

  • Yoooo that last one caught me off guard😂

    @aldeeezyy930@aldeeezyy9303 жыл бұрын

  • The last one oh nooo lmao

    @prestonb6064@prestonb60643 жыл бұрын

  • I love jokes like these. Funny true story. I was watching the news and I started laughing. My wife looked at the screen and asked what I was laughing at. I rewound the segment pointed to the headline laughing again. She said she didnt get it, told her to read the headline. "Jewish school bus catches on fire." I started laughing and said those fuckers just cant catch a break.

    @Stryker11able@Stryker11able3 жыл бұрын

    • God damn it i think that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard

      @stuartlewis5626@stuartlewis56263 жыл бұрын

  • That last one is fucking gold lol. Jimmy Carr's was pretty great too 😅

    @Y3wHadM3AtHal0@Y3wHadM3AtHal03 жыл бұрын

  • I have no words for that last joke. WOW. lol

    @shizzyorleone09@shizzyorleone093 жыл бұрын

  • We need this.

    @siskothekid4620@siskothekid46203 жыл бұрын

  • David Cross just spoke too much truth for the believers to handle!

    @AliHaiderNaqvi777@AliHaiderNaqvi7773 жыл бұрын

    • Sure, get all your information from a comedian. Good idea.

      @beng4151@beng41513 жыл бұрын

    • Atleast he has freedom to speak without the fear of any FATWA

      @wolvrana1964@wolvrana19643 жыл бұрын

    • @Nick Pruiksma So, instead of making a bad choice you're going to make a slightly less bad choice. What an improvement.

      @beng4151@beng41513 жыл бұрын

    • @Nick Pruiksma Any information from a comedian would be a waste of time.

      @beng4151@beng41513 жыл бұрын

    • @Nick Pruiksma the Bible is one of the most well sourced and reliable documents we have in history and the idea that people thought the world was flat is factually incorrect. Ancient Greek philosophical thinkers were able to prove the earth was round. The Bible was the reason for the United States being the most literate country in the 17 hundreds. It was the reason for the enlightenment. It is the reason our country has any shared morals at all. So get your facts straight before you decide to ignorantly insult a group of people.

      @wesleycolemanmusic@wesleycolemanmusic3 жыл бұрын

  • The lack of Doug Stanhope is really disheartening

    @maxpower2270@maxpower22703 жыл бұрын

  • That 3rd bit, when you hear the whole joke, is one of the best jokes ever.

    @porkchopspapi5757@porkchopspapi57573 ай бұрын

  • The last one though🤣🤣🤣

    @ronnymashaba1189@ronnymashaba11893 жыл бұрын

  • Now I know why I'm gay... I respect women...

    @tterrynick@tterrynick3 жыл бұрын

  • The female joke caught me off guard ngl but the rest were hella funny

    @The_Abaddon_69@The_Abaddon_693 жыл бұрын

  • I was not expecting number 2 What a plot twist

    @ChloroClouds@ChloroClouds3 жыл бұрын

  • im 13 seconds in and rolling. we need to bring this back bad

    @shawntapley6733@shawntapley67333 ай бұрын

  • The world's full of snowflakes now. Almost everything's offensive nowadays

    @kenpachi5919@kenpachi59193 жыл бұрын

  • David’s joke was the worst joke I’ve ever heard in my life lmao glad I heard it

    @j.k8190@j.k81903 жыл бұрын

  • Can some one pls explain me the last part of the final joke, I didn't get it, and I know I'm missing something good. Also the 3rd I didn't understand a single word of the comedian, it was too fast Thanks in advance

    @alejandroobregonambrossi4190@alejandroobregonambrossi41903 жыл бұрын

  • That last one was heavy. All are hits though!

    @thatdude7978@thatdude79783 жыл бұрын

  • I cringed at each one but I cannot say I didn’t chuckle a little too. This kind of comedy takes balls and it is EXTREMELY respectable in my opinion. Well played , sirs.

    @jacesaces15@jacesaces153 жыл бұрын

  • 12years and still waiting for serious jokes on Obama. * Yeah, I can feel your resentment for even suggesting it.

    @b.arborio2404@b.arborio24043 жыл бұрын

    • Keep waiting. He is “untouchable “ cuz of the bs associated with him

      @burrob78@burrob783 жыл бұрын

    • Well the man himself is the biggest joke of all. Can’t top it.

      @fernandog806@fernandog8063 жыл бұрын

    • @@fernandog806 Trump says: Hold my Beer

      @jasperjenkins7729@jasperjenkins77293 жыл бұрын

    • Jasper Jenkins trump is the only one with balls enough to say anything

      @fernandog806@fernandog8063 жыл бұрын

    • fernando guevara. The reason there aren’t many jokes about Obama is because he was statesmanlike, educated and erudite. Trump on the other hand is an orange, childish, racist, misogynistic, narcissistic, lying buffoon.

      @2159ianmilne@2159ianmilne3 жыл бұрын

  • I had to stop at Ricky. That was insane loll

    @brianzembic@brianzembic4 ай бұрын

  • The last was phenomenal. Raw.

    @angelorokos2574@angelorokos25742 жыл бұрын

  • This should be taken down and these comedians should be cancelled. That will make me feel good and show everyone I'm a good person and that I matter. Maybe then I'll be accepted.

    @silkroad1201@silkroad12013 жыл бұрын

    • Johnny Pickup 💀💀💀

      @Blinkr@Blinkr3 жыл бұрын

    • smh we hate people who make jokes we gotta take matters into our own hands

      @dujilli@dujilli3 жыл бұрын

  • "Well make something up..." 😁😁😁

    @leegibbs5317@leegibbs53173 жыл бұрын

  • #4 was gold hahah

    @viktorepifanov7138@viktorepifanov71383 жыл бұрын

  • That last joke was absolutely BRILLIANT..!

    @LJW55@LJW553 ай бұрын

  • I didn't get the third one cause the dude has such a hard accent. Anyone got the lyrics?

    @JackWildxy@JackWildxy3 жыл бұрын

    • Father to daughter returning home - Hello darling how was the park? Daughter - I had fun with my friends until the man came along daddy. Father - Now darling, you have done nothing wrong so tell me everything that happened and daddy won't be mad. Daughter - Well daddy the man took me behind a tree where nobody could see us. Father - Ok and then what happened? Daughter - Then e shoved me against the tree and said if I told anyone I'd get in big trouble. Father - No sweetheart you're not in trouble, keep telling daddy what happened. Daughter - Ok daddy, next he pulled out his thing and showed it to me. Father - Ok and then what happened? Daughter - That was it daddy. The father spins around while he's furiously masturbating and yells "well make something up dammit!".

      @Numufar@Numufar3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Numufar thanks man, but I was talking about the joke with the monkey and the loft

      @JackWildxy@JackWildxy3 жыл бұрын

  • Ricky Gervais is possible the most iconic comedian ever to exist on this planet

    @johnalock1201@johnalock12013 жыл бұрын

    • Well in his own mind .

      @BlytheWorld1972@BlytheWorld19725 ай бұрын

  • I laughed so hard I nearly choked at that "making love to a mermaid" joke 😂😂😂

    @LisaCantrell-xj7zz@LisaCantrell-xj7zz3 ай бұрын

  • Make some thing up Killed me lmao

    @mikecr3297@mikecr3297 Жыл бұрын

  • There is a Dutch comedy guy called Hans Teeuwen. These guys don’t even stand a chance against him.

    @nicokwapper@nicokwapper3 жыл бұрын

    • Ricky and Dave chappele do

      @volupty3513@volupty35133 жыл бұрын

  • That Ricky joke wasn’t the good honestly. I loved the rest, though.

    @bryguytyguy@bryguytyguy3 жыл бұрын

  • Brilliant!

    @waskikatos@waskikatos3 жыл бұрын

  • That Ricky Gervais number two is still what I consider the most horrendous joke I've ever heard😂

    @stevenholst@stevenholst27 күн бұрын

  • Why is it more offensive because it contains an imaginary friend?

    @azynkron@azynkron3 жыл бұрын

  • Last joke had no substance. Delivery was good, but material was no more than " shock" value. The others offered at least a darkness tinted with humour.

    @kruz2727ify@kruz2727ify3 жыл бұрын

  • Damn son i wasnt ready for the last one

    @arise4924@arise49243 жыл бұрын

  • We need more brave ppl like these

    @SHIVANSH257@SHIVANSH2573 жыл бұрын

  • I didn't find any of that offensive.

    @si-mon@si-mon3 жыл бұрын

    • @MrGpt2010 taking offense is subjective anyways, as in some countries its ok to brutalize your spouse for not listening but in most western countries its horrifying. that's the beauty of comedy, you get to subvert it for fun.

      @zer0teku@zer0teku3 жыл бұрын

    • @MrGpt2010 taking offense is subjective anyways, as in some countries its ok to brutalize your spouse for not listening but in most western countries its horrifying. that's the beauty of comedy, you get to subvert it for fun.

      @zer0teku@zer0teku3 жыл бұрын

    • Do you want a cookie or something?

      @Cakeborb@Cakeborb3 жыл бұрын

    • I am offended by that!

      @theohuioiesin6519@theohuioiesin65193 жыл бұрын

    • lol I kinda found the first one offensive ya know, because I'm African but it's ight I'm not a dick about it because it is kinda funny too

      @paddaboi_@paddaboi_3 жыл бұрын

  • Lol a couple of them had me rolling, didn’t laugh at the others. Not bc they were too bad, i just didn’t like, find it funny. The punchline didn’t make me laugh. Oh well

    @thecityofficial6367@thecityofficial63673 жыл бұрын

  • Bro the last one, i didn’t the villain from Alvin and the chipmunks had that much balls to make that joke, FairPlay man

    @quanjo4785@quanjo47853 жыл бұрын

  • Well Johnny, at least you're a mermaid to someone. I'd take that as a compliment. 🤣

    @teenybabs@teenybabs3 жыл бұрын
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