These Are some of the FUNNIEST COMEBACKS ever!

2019 ж. 7 Нау.
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Made a comp about some funny comebacks that I've encountered. Hope you like it.

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  • "I'm not as dumb as I look." "How could you be." damn🔥

    @umitedkingkong6696@umitedkingkong66964 жыл бұрын
    • Umited KingKong i don’t get this one. Can you explain?

      @eddywolfe1230@eddywolfe12304 жыл бұрын
    • Umited KingKong Yes and it also implied that he looks so dumb that it is not possible to be that dumb

      @Dev-ie1ez@Dev-ie1ez4 жыл бұрын
    • I just love Tina Fey's brand of humor !

      @scottclark798@scottclark7984 жыл бұрын
    • Was that Letterman?

      @anaknioka2900@anaknioka29004 жыл бұрын
    • @@anaknioka2900 yes indeed

      @scottclark798@scottclark7984 жыл бұрын
  • Chris Pratt is a national treasure that Kim K comment was savage😂

    @jaadkins148@jaadkins1484 жыл бұрын
    • Jenny Adkins I agree. My fav is his role in magnificent 7. I think his comic timing is better than Ryan Reynolds even.

      @Khalsaakalpurakhkifauj76@Khalsaakalpurakhkifauj764 жыл бұрын
    • @@Khalsaakalpurakhkifauj76 Is this a movie or what?

      @dimitrisapostolakis8017@dimitrisapostolakis80174 жыл бұрын
    • Dimitris Apostolakis Yes it’s a 2016 remake of 1960 classic. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magnificent_Seven_(2016_film)

      @Khalsaakalpurakhkifauj76@Khalsaakalpurakhkifauj764 жыл бұрын
    • I didn't get it...

      @mohammadzafar7891@mohammadzafar78913 жыл бұрын
    • Jessie every pretty girl’s ugly friend will do a similiar thing once in while because she didn’t get your attention! I am not surprised.🤣

      @Khalsaakalpurakhkifauj76@Khalsaakalpurakhkifauj763 жыл бұрын
  • “Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far.” 😂😂😂😂😂

    @TheComedyColosseum@TheComedyColosseum3 жыл бұрын
    • I fkng love ol ginger

      @agirlisnoone5953@agirlisnoone59533 жыл бұрын
    • More so than my cartoon

      @akshaydevmurari8191@akshaydevmurari81913 жыл бұрын
    • Bill Burr is a hero

      @shardofkingdoms9816@shardofkingdoms98163 жыл бұрын
    • *The church is never wrong, DEUS VULT!!!*

      @no-gracias9863@no-gracias98633 жыл бұрын
    • ​@Only One Who Knocked Mcnugget Out Kinda late to your kinda late, but it was from when he was on the morning show. Can find it if you search for "bill burr morning show". I was rather sad the clip of that wasn't longer, 'cause his follow-up analogy was amazing.

      @Myrkish@Myrkish3 жыл бұрын
  • “Because it’s so much FUN, JAN” should be translated to the 2020 version “Because ... KAREN”

    @ElTiano21@ElTiano213 жыл бұрын
    • YOU read my mind good sir!! 🦄

      @zephyrjet122@zephyrjet1223 жыл бұрын
    • Fucking Karen wanted a Tarantino movie without violence

      @bilalc4415@bilalc44153 жыл бұрын
    • Kristiano I'm guessing your mother is ashamed of you if she's still alive and if not she's spinning in her grave (I'm presuming she's human only).

      @michaelmckinnon1591@michaelmckinnon15913 жыл бұрын
    • The fucking channel is called KRON lol

      @saooran7364@saooran73643 жыл бұрын
    • I don’t get it, I’m gonna look stupid here, but why is the name Karen used online to make fun of someone?

      @urgfswallows@urgfswallows3 жыл бұрын
  • "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" Is one of the coldest lines ever.

    @Undone545@Undone5454 жыл бұрын
    • that was pure class of a response. he just put him right in his pocket just like that *fingers snapping*.

      @ludiqtitan@ludiqtitan4 жыл бұрын
    • Not really, it was cheap and easy

      @declanryan6540@declanryan65404 жыл бұрын
    • @@declanryan6540 and also had nothing to do with what was actually being said

      @danielsmith5088@danielsmith50884 жыл бұрын
    • @@danielsmith5088 the guy was trying to qualify himself by saying that he has as much experience as a former president had. Presumably because hes young. The point made by the other gentleman was that despite his youth (for the office of president) JFK was exceptional but that this guy despite on paper possessing a similar resume, was in fact unexceptional.

      @Undone545@Undone5454 жыл бұрын
    • I would take it as a compliment, what did Kennedy ever do except get killed??

      @DonJuan-lg8vk@DonJuan-lg8vk4 жыл бұрын
  • "might be that cast iron heart" gotta be the comeback of all comebacks I mean damn andy is a savage

    @eliasweslati1999@eliasweslati19994 жыл бұрын
    • In my book, most of the other comebacks in this video were better than that one.

      @LDacic@LDacic4 жыл бұрын
    • @@LDacic to each his own 😉

      @eliasweslati1999@eliasweslati19994 жыл бұрын
    • A lot of these were just funny, but that was the only one that actually made me angry. She deserved the humiliation

      @cannedyams9977@cannedyams99773 жыл бұрын
    • @@LDacic this one from Andy was funny.. Others were witty.

      @Rahul-uk4su@Rahul-uk4su3 жыл бұрын
    • @@LDacic No one cares about your nor your book.

      @TheVeregat@TheVeregat3 жыл бұрын
  • "can you tell her I meant it" - hah that was perfect!

    @HeyBusterLuke@HeyBusterLuke3 жыл бұрын
    • There was more to that clip, I wish they didn't cut it so short.

      @lani7148@lani71483 жыл бұрын
    • After that he said "JP, can you please escort these ladies.... back to plastic surgery"

      @musaal-khadim9794@musaal-khadim97943 жыл бұрын
    • What happened at that clip? What was going on when he said that?

      @ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz2 жыл бұрын
    • @@musaal-khadim9794 He destroyed them, lol.

      @kenjcm@kenjcm2 жыл бұрын
  • That Kardashian joke in the beginning kept me laughing all the way to the end of the video.

    @seven92023@seven920233 жыл бұрын
    • I didn’t get it...someone please explain?

      @liangchristina7919@liangchristina79193 жыл бұрын
    • @@liangchristina7919 Maybe you just need to give the joke some years. You'll get it eventually

      @felistergatwiri7134@felistergatwiri71343 жыл бұрын
    • @@liangchristina7919Mr Felister is being condescending for absolutely no reason, the joke is not a "thinker", it's quite straightforward, but I guess Mr Felister enjoys the presumption of thinking is better than someone he doesn't know at all, it's those minutes of self-confidence boost, that maybe he needs. I too had to repeat 3 or 4 time to understand what he said. On the comeback stories they're addressing, he references Kim Kardashian and then says "I think she gets cu* on her back, in the video". Kim Kardashian is known for having a sex video online...

      @jorgeferreira3760@jorgeferreira37603 жыл бұрын
    • @@jorgeferreira3760 Thank u very much , I understood it after your explanation

      @missmash6493@missmash64933 жыл бұрын
    • @@jorgeferreira3760 hmm I think he meant that maybe the person asking is too young to get it... And therefore it would be better not to. That's a possibility, you know, this being the internet and all... Maybe the presumptiousness was on your part ;) but feel free to be so judgy if it makes you feel better... It's actually very funny how your entire comment could be about you and not Felister, and we're here for comedy, so...

      @Yarblocosifilitico@Yarblocosifilitico3 жыл бұрын
  • A comeback usually means something that isn't SCRIPTED

    @tednugent1351@tednugent13514 жыл бұрын
    • Yup. And also when one party does not have a clear advantage. You can’t ask your opponent to help dig a grave which you’re gonna push him in n runaway later. :)

      @Sold.Out.For.Freeee@Sold.Out.For.Freeee4 жыл бұрын
    • i mean not really? a comeback just means a witty reply, whether you wrote it a week ago on on the spot its a comeback?.

      @NeonUltra95@NeonUltra954 жыл бұрын
    • @@NeonUltra95 comeback is come and back without a space. 😀

      @Sold.Out.For.Freeee@Sold.Out.For.Freeee4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Sold.Out.For.Freeee see even the quick ones arent that funny so it shouldnt matter :).

      @NeonUltra95@NeonUltra954 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely right. Movie scenes shouldn't have been in this unless the dialogue was improvised on the spot by the actors.

      @_Feanor_.@_Feanor_.4 жыл бұрын
  • Why did Bryan Cranston have to go so hard on that poor kid from Albuquerque😂

    @caseydouglas3671@caseydouglas36714 жыл бұрын
    • shitty meandering non question. A fan with half a brain could have asked about acting, the show, his personal life. No he just like y'know Albuquerque is like my y'know hometown so like y'know um did you like it or...? Albuquerque because and it's like y'know?

      @qwopiretyu@qwopiretyu4 жыл бұрын
    • that poor kid is now Jon Jones 😂

      @stewiegilligangriffin4904@stewiegilligangriffin49044 жыл бұрын
    • He had broken bad long since

      @bndkclan3253@bndkclan32534 жыл бұрын
    • Not as hard as he went on the kids' mom

      @denisfransz4564@denisfransz45644 жыл бұрын
    • I think that kid is Alex Bregman 3rd baseman for the Astros

      @Jswyso@Jswyso4 жыл бұрын
  • That guy's laughing in the Chris Pratt roast is absolute GOLD

    @megansmall5062@megansmall50623 жыл бұрын
    • I didn't understand that explain pls

      @ggboi1297@ggboi12973 жыл бұрын
    • Jerry Larry Barry Terry Gerry is the best

      @sondra2774@sondra27743 жыл бұрын
    • His delivery was so on point

      @wolfflow8972@wolfflow89723 жыл бұрын
    • was it scripted or was it improvised? Cause it's perfect.

      @arantxaurrutia0@arantxaurrutia03 жыл бұрын
    • @@arantxaurrutia0 Chris Pratt and Aubrey plaza used to improv a lot just to make people laugh. I don't know if you ever heard him tell the story about he was scripted to be standing naked in front of the door so when amy poehler open the door she would see a naked Chris Pratt who was obviously not really supposed to be naked because of camera magic. but instead Chris Pratt was really standing there naked so the shock in Amy's face was 100% real. Long stupid sidetracked comment but in short he used to do that stuff all the time on the show.

      @LVNVSmash@LVNVSmash3 жыл бұрын
  • „What do you sink? Might be that cast iron heart.“ Genius😂

    @Astonish@Astonish4 жыл бұрын
    • She was a right bitch asking Andy if he floats. Haha, cast iron heart. Bloody Chelsea rude handler. From UK

      @joecook5689@joecook56894 жыл бұрын
    • @Spiral Notebook I think if she's reduced herself to fat jokes, then her too-smart-for-the-world routine is not "wearing thin" - it's gone.

      @purselmer5931@purselmer59314 жыл бұрын
  • “You’re absolutely right we don’t give pretty girls tickets.”

    @PInk77W1@PInk77W14 жыл бұрын
    • @absoftitanium Tickets getting issued whether she signs or not so why not have some fun with the driver first lol

      @WNShadow814@WNShadow8144 жыл бұрын
    • Well, we know who got the ticket.

      @ericpigg2689@ericpigg26894 жыл бұрын
    • my soul left my body

      @naomigary7930@naomigary79304 жыл бұрын
    • @absoftitanium Why are you so hurt? Do people tell you that you aren't pretty? Is this personal for you?

      @qy72hund@qy72hund4 жыл бұрын
    • The legend

      @gianfrancofini@gianfrancofini4 жыл бұрын
  • I think we could all agree that cop's comeback was the most savage.

    @xali2008@xali20083 жыл бұрын
    • Totally. I went right through my head the first time

      @angelmaese7194@angelmaese71943 жыл бұрын
    • "We don't...sign here"....LOLOLOL!!! I love it and there was no one around to enjoy it. Except the world eventually!

      @hawkrider88@hawkrider882 жыл бұрын
  • Oh my god the "you're the carrot top of interviewers" segment was BRUTAL. That was wild

    @matt-lang@matt-lang3 жыл бұрын
  • I think Jennifer Garner totally deserved the embarrassment she felt over being wrong about “snuck”.

    @CoffeeStained@CoffeeStained4 жыл бұрын
    • she invited that but it lasted for about 20 seconds because he was afraid she would kick his ass since she can.

      @Heavenly-Drakian@Heavenly-Drakian4 жыл бұрын
    • Technically she was correct, just the way "ain't" was not accepted as a word when I was a kid in the 50's and 60's. It made it into the dictionary through overwhelming repetition. New words are added every year to the dictionary.

      @ronaldcross@ronaldcross4 жыл бұрын
    • @@ronaldcross To be fair, the Oxford English Dictionary only recognised 'snuck' as a word in 1998, and this interview happened in 2010. While she can't be faulted for keeping up on the legitimacy of a single word, she can be held accountable for a snotty attitude and hubris. So her comeuppance was enjoyable. This is, of course, my views on this interaction alone; I'm not familiar with her or her work and she may be a lovely person normally.

      @CoffeeStained@CoffeeStained4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Heavenly-Drakian that would be assault on TV so it would last for about a month for her in jail

      @abeedeahmed5626@abeedeahmed56264 жыл бұрын
    • I love her right pinky toe

      @jeyzutu758@jeyzutu7584 жыл бұрын
  • “She’s very upset you told her to fuck off.” Gordan: “Well then can you tell her I meant it.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @keithsmith5908@keithsmith59084 жыл бұрын
  • After all these years, " You're no Jack Kennedy, " still burns. Nobody expected it.

    @buggyboogle9@buggyboogle93 жыл бұрын
  • "Snuck isn't a word, Conan. You went to Harvard, and you should know that." Conan, internally: Omae wa mou shindeiru

    @reliant1701@reliant17013 жыл бұрын
    • NANI???!!!!!

      @crjaded@crjaded2 жыл бұрын
    • I'm sorry but I don't think Conan's internally an anime chatacter.

      @JiihaaS@JiihaaS2 жыл бұрын
  • 1:54 you cut out the best part! She says: "you're always quite quick, are you Howard?" Him: "In some things, yes. In other things I like to take my time, if you know what I mean." Her: "I have absolutely no idea what you mean" Him: *"somehow I don't doubt that 😎"*

    @professorswaggamuffin7572@professorswaggamuffin75724 жыл бұрын
    • Came here to make this comment, thank you

      @JFein@JFein4 жыл бұрын
    • Yes I remember. Thank you for this :D

      @KhplSenseii@KhplSenseii4 жыл бұрын
    • What show is that please?

      @michaeloezil@michaeloezil3 жыл бұрын
    • @@michaeloezil "The Weakest Link" (original UK edition) hosted by Anne Robinson.

      @drayduke@drayduke3 жыл бұрын
    • Howard is savage.

      @jeanlubin5864@jeanlubin58643 жыл бұрын
  • OMG! The one where the cop roasted the girl he was writing a ticket to had me rolling!

    @dmac1824@dmac18244 жыл бұрын
    • ''you're right, we don't give tickets to pretty girls, now sign here'' ahhahahahahaaa

      @MrTruth111@MrTruth1114 жыл бұрын
    • What a savage 😎 😆

      @anaa9626@anaa96264 жыл бұрын
    • That was absolute carnage

      @ebonimom6964@ebonimom69643 жыл бұрын
    • @@MrTruth111 I didn't understand it until I read this

      @yahiryellow1@yahiryellow13 жыл бұрын
    • @@yahiryellow1 haha

      @MrTruth111@MrTruth1113 жыл бұрын
  • those girls were really disrespectful towads anthony. spoiled brats

    @smiletoforget@smiletoforget3 жыл бұрын
    • Good thing that Anthony didn't hold back.

      @jeanlubin5864@jeanlubin58643 жыл бұрын
    • @@jeanlubin5864 yes he did He couldve fucking destroyed them

      @Plantdeviser17648@Plantdeviser176483 жыл бұрын
    • @@jeanlubin5864 Exactly!

      @lisaellis2593@lisaellis25933 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, and he went down to their level with the not funny family joke.

      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307@joyandpeacefullaughter53073 жыл бұрын
    • No i think he went a little too hard on those teenagers

      @gogocapo2645@gogocapo26453 жыл бұрын
  • "Every shade off your mom's lipstick" 😂😂

    @idadahlberg3761@idadahlberg37613 жыл бұрын
  • The ace comic con with Tom Holland, Sebastian Stan, and Anthony Mackie was a horrible experience. I was there and witnessed "fans" be rude to the guests or just wanted them to say hi to their phones, no questions were asked making them probably frustrated. It was messed up!

    @darkflame44@darkflame444 жыл бұрын
    • Where abouts was it held?

      @macman975@macman9753 жыл бұрын
    • @@macman975 Seattle, Washington.

      @darkflame44@darkflame443 жыл бұрын
    • I saw it on YT and those girls were being very rude and disrespectful. Tom looked so uncomfortable that they were dragging him into it and everyone else too

      @n_nn_nnn@n_nn_nnn3 жыл бұрын
    • Yea those girls had that coming lol

      @FlyingEagleTV@FlyingEagleTV3 жыл бұрын
    • @@darkflame44 Oh okay mate. Yeah, it certainly didn't look like anyone on stage was enjoying themselves.

      @macman975@macman9753 жыл бұрын
  • "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't. Sign here." 🤣🤣🤣

    @stevema2@stevema24 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve never seen that “You’re no Jack Kennedy” thing live. I can’t believe it was actually that crisp and perfect!

    @mitchkroener@mitchkroener3 жыл бұрын
  • The Norm Macdonald joke at the end literally made me laugh so hard, I became lightheaded the first time I heard it. "At least he's not being a hypocrite, and that's the worst part." 😂😂

    @kc209@kc2092 жыл бұрын
  • “Baby, I’m an adult”

    @icarusfx@icarusfx4 жыл бұрын
    • That's what she said

      @sourabhjadhav7929@sourabhjadhav79293 жыл бұрын
  • “bigger than yours” 😂😂😂 how to deal, lady!

    @mariag.8242@mariag.82424 жыл бұрын
    • "Fore shore beeger thein yores" that motherfucking accent kills me

      @americansoul5563@americansoul55633 жыл бұрын
    • I think Jimmy liked getting slapped

      @zlinedavid@zlinedavid3 жыл бұрын
  • “You NEED TO GOOGLE” Woah calm down there

    @unsubscribefromme4350@unsubscribefromme43504 жыл бұрын
  • 2:11 Bill burr: "yes and I wanted to talk to you about jesus afterwards" 🤣🤣🤣

    @seharpanesar5132@seharpanesar51323 жыл бұрын
  • 0:29 “You know what, I’m about to say it. Ok. I’ll say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow”

    @kfc8278@kfc82784 жыл бұрын
    • I don't care that you broke your elbow username checks out

      @kerpunkpubgmobile8624@kerpunkpubgmobile86244 жыл бұрын
    • Question. Who broke there elbow and why don't you care?

      @rob7325@rob73254 жыл бұрын
    • You took it way too far man

      @Nick-nh5cr@Nick-nh5cr4 жыл бұрын
    • *releases intense PFF*

      @IneshKhanal@IneshKhanal3 жыл бұрын
  • Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far? Hahaha

    @darmy713@darmy7134 жыл бұрын
    • No statement more truthful,

      @johnhines1336@johnhines13364 жыл бұрын
    • With what? The rapi*g of young boys

      @P.Jlive2024@P.Jlive20244 жыл бұрын
    • Catholics: He told a joke about Jesus Everyone else: You slaughtered millions during the Crusades

      @cookeymonster83@cookeymonster834 жыл бұрын
    • Were*

      @cookeymonster83@cookeymonster834 жыл бұрын
    • Cookey Monster also I’m not even close to catholic or care that he made a joke about Jesus. I haven’t heard it I’m sure it’s hilarious and Christian over reacted tho I’ve never meet one who cares I doubt you have maybe on the internet tho and if they care they definitely didn’t lose sleep over but I’m just pointing out why you’re historically and logically completely wrong. If you have different numbers let me know them. Also I can’t remember if it was the Ottoman Empire or not I don’t feel like researching there were a few crusades

      @jessejive117@jessejive1174 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Aubrey Plaza is getting ready to slap Chris Pratt before he even finishes the joke.

    @nicholasdavis5393@nicholasdavis53933 жыл бұрын
    • I just love Aubrey Plaza no matter what she is doing.

      @jeffreyduus5440@jeffreyduus54402 жыл бұрын
    • Lol i rewatched that one after reading this. she def already had finished that joke in her head.

      @mallory_j88@mallory_j882 ай бұрын
  • Conan looked exactly like a skinny guy playing a fat guy in 2002 that shit had me in tears

    @geezer.d.luffy.@geezer.d.luffy.4 жыл бұрын
  • lol she going to tell patti lebell "dont eat the paper" as if she is 5 years old!! set her straight pattie!!! 😂😂😂😂

    @ytrbro1041@ytrbro10414 жыл бұрын
  • Norm macdonald was and literally will forever be unmatched

    @CreamToast@CreamToast2 жыл бұрын
    • RIP Norm

      @silka4670@silka467011 ай бұрын
    • "I like raping, at least I'm not a hypocrite". I fell on the floor after that one.

      @bingbongbang8895@bingbongbang88955 ай бұрын
  • Norm has always been Savage! He's got one of the Best deliveries of all time. That teehee smile that just says heeeyy heeeyy. 😂

    @bonnielass3975@bonnielass39753 жыл бұрын
  • Norm Mcdonald is a national treasure

    @stevenwille1311@stevenwille13114 жыл бұрын
    • For Canadians, eh.

      @interferon4800@interferon48004 жыл бұрын
    • Or so the Germans would have us believe

      @lonewolf3314@lonewolf33144 жыл бұрын
    • You know who else is a national treasure You guessed it Frank Stallone

      @strengthandmasculinity@strengthandmasculinity4 жыл бұрын
    • Effin' eh, man!!!! 👍

      @djhrecordhound4391@djhrecordhound43914 жыл бұрын
    • Norm is Canadian!

      @brittwild1641@brittwild16414 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you Sofia Vergara for one of best comebacks of all time 🤣🤣🤣

    @jimmyjay122@jimmyjay1224 жыл бұрын
    • Was she really mad

      @micahwatkins8425@micahwatkins84254 жыл бұрын
    • @@micahwatkins8425 I think yes 😆 She seemed genuinely mad. I think she just didn't fully accept that these came from people's online comments. Or maybe she did, but that last comment was too much for her to accept and just reacted spontaneously by slapping the guy standing in front of her saying the words out loud 😅 Either way her overall reaction and witty reply were priceless 😌

      @jimmyjay122@jimmyjay1224 жыл бұрын
  • Andy’s comeback on Chelsea Handler was easily the best

    @showtime1235@showtime12353 жыл бұрын
  • Chris Pratt's burn of Kim Kardashian was the most savage and funny. Legend has it, they're still put out the flames today.😂🤣😂🤣💯🔥

    @TheRadical459@TheRadical4592 жыл бұрын
  • "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't... sign here." LOL!!!

    @craigjohnson4302@craigjohnson43024 жыл бұрын
  • If someone said “what are u looking at” Reply with “a mistake ur parents made”

    @cyanide6954@cyanide69544 жыл бұрын
    • G Gum XD

      @angeljadengrandquist6420@angeljadengrandquist64204 жыл бұрын
    • G Gum wow

      @craigackroyd@craigackroyd4 жыл бұрын
    • Lamo

      @ghostofsparta6579@ghostofsparta65794 жыл бұрын
    • @Jeffro Lans 😂😂😂

      @HelpOTWx3@HelpOTWx34 жыл бұрын
    • I tell my son that all the time

      @fredflintstoner5230@fredflintstoner52304 жыл бұрын
  • “ I read the board was spelt B O R E D.” If that was not pre written that was class. Norm is pretty funny though tbf man. 😂

    @TheComedyColosseum@TheComedyColosseum3 жыл бұрын
    • That was the cleverest of all of the unscripted comebacks.

      @Plysomack@Plysomack3 жыл бұрын
    • He said "I bet the 'board' is spelt b o r e d" I misheard it the first time too, I had to watch it again because it was so funny lmao.

      @adamFIVE88@adamFIVE883 жыл бұрын
    • Norm Macdonald is a genius when with comebacks and improvised jokes.

      @DonByrd1025@DonByrd10253 жыл бұрын
    • That whole interview is great, Norm is constantly derailing it.

      @Nemcoification@Nemcoification2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Nemcoification May he rest in peace.

      @NaruSanavai@NaruSanavai2 жыл бұрын
  • 6:10 He is 100% right. When times get tough for you your friends will all be busy.

    @freggo6604@freggo66042 жыл бұрын
  • Ya have to be quick witted. Priceless.

    @geraldgoldsby8533@geraldgoldsby85334 жыл бұрын
  • 6:15 that's not a comeback, that's a life lesson

    @tpstrat14@tpstrat143 жыл бұрын
  • The Jack Kennedy comeback will always be in a league of its own.

    @dougimmel@dougimmel2 жыл бұрын
  • Those two girls who kept peeking on winter soilder n falcon are gonna die single with that attitude

    @justin4k615@justin4k6153 жыл бұрын
  • "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" is one of the great put downs of American political history. It worked because it was true, and because the man walked right into it begging for the comparison to be made.

    @jedinxf7@jedinxf72 жыл бұрын
    • I wouldn't even call it a put down, he just had his place shown to him.

      @JiihaaS@JiihaaS2 жыл бұрын
    • It was a great line, but I'm not sure you could say it worked. Remember which one ended up being VP?

      @Heathcoatman@Heathcoatman2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Heathcoatman Not because of Quayle

      @Isaac_R@Isaac_R2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Isaac_R Sure, just pointing out that it was a great line, but Quayle still ended up VP

      @Heathcoatman@Heathcoatman2 жыл бұрын
  • Norm's "Chairman of the B-O-R-E-D" had me in stitches.

    @janiyawest7023@janiyawest70232 жыл бұрын
  • "Senator you're no Jack Kennedy" Most cutting thing to ever be said in a political debate.

    @BrokenGodEnt@BrokenGodEnt2 жыл бұрын
  • "THATS WHY YOU USE AUTOTUNE AND I DONT"

    @freeda363@freeda3634 жыл бұрын
    • Simon almost spit his drink out.

      @tashahines1000@tashahines10003 жыл бұрын
    • @@tashahines1000 that was the funniest part.

      @jeanlubin5864@jeanlubin58643 жыл бұрын
    • Now that’s savage

      @eriklaguira@eriklaguira3 жыл бұрын
    • But Demi doesn't use autotune. I think.

      @ayush9791@ayush97913 жыл бұрын
    • @@ayush9791 yea but on bed thou 😂😂

      @saitama-kun4661@saitama-kun46613 жыл бұрын
  • "I don't think about you at all" so cold! Love it

    @chrinarai@chrinarai4 жыл бұрын
  • I didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny as a teen but now as a grown up I cry laughing at his jokes.

    @danf8047@danf80473 жыл бұрын
  • OMG. Chris at the beginning & Norm McDonald at the end where freaking hilarious

    @kasweatherall941@kasweatherall9413 жыл бұрын
  • ramsey's comeback to customers who come up to the pass is always golden.

    @bloodyfitnerd1947@bloodyfitnerd19474 жыл бұрын
  • You know its a bad burn when they are still bringing it up 30 yrs later 8:00

    @rmiddlehouse@rmiddlehouse4 жыл бұрын
    • It's interesting. I've never heard or seen it before, possibly because I'm not American, and I find the response quite banal tbh. To me it basically seems like just a "nope" covered in an anecdote.

      @JiihaaS@JiihaaS2 жыл бұрын
  • "Senator you're no Jack Kennedy" the audience applauding that had to fucking HURT.

    @ThiccOleCat@ThiccOleCat3 жыл бұрын
  • "I feel bad for you" "I don't think about you at-all....."

    @airsofter2247@airsofter22473 жыл бұрын
  • "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets?" "You're absolutely right. We don't." "Sign here." Fuck, that was the best laugh I've had so far this year.

    @JohnJ-fj2xe@JohnJ-fj2xe4 жыл бұрын
  • Norm, there will never be another like you. RIP.

    @JT-gd7he@JT-gd7he2 жыл бұрын
  • Anthony Mackie was definitely pulling his comebacks, going from other videos I’ve seen from him.

    @aidanrogers4438@aidanrogers44383 жыл бұрын
  • “You told my friend to fuck off” “Tell her I meant it.” 🤣

    @erikj.2066@erikj.20662 жыл бұрын
  • 5:00 Kid asks Walter White a question. Heisenberg gives reply.

    @jeffrielley920@jeffrielley9204 жыл бұрын
  • Love the Cosby bit at the end 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    @boredweegie553@boredweegie5534 жыл бұрын
  • Norm is THE KING of Comebacks. When he opens to talk about someone you know there's gonna be blood.

    @aravindsankaranaorist@aravindsankaranaorist3 жыл бұрын
  • “Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy.” 😬 Hahah Boom! 💥

    @properdoe3414@properdoe34143 жыл бұрын
  • 1:51 Dude, you left the best part out of the clip

    @bipolarewok@bipolarewok4 жыл бұрын
    • Yah, hows he gonna actually not put in the comeback? How stupid. Anne got destroyed there. "I have absolutely no idea what you mean." "Somehow, I don't doubt that." LOL

      @noneyabizz5306@noneyabizz53064 жыл бұрын
    • @@noneyabizz5306 You have a good memory

      @mr.a1285@mr.a12854 жыл бұрын
    • @@noneyabizz5306 I was mad for that as well. Howard destroyed Anne.

      @jeanlubin5864@jeanlubin58643 жыл бұрын
    • @@mr.a1285 how do you know how long it was since they last saw it, or how many times they've seen it?

      @JiihaaS@JiihaaS2 жыл бұрын
  • All great, but Norm MacDonald knocks it out of the park with that last bit.

    @christiankrenek7689@christiankrenek76894 жыл бұрын
  • The copppp😂😂😂😂 “I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets” “We don’t sign here”🤣😂😂🤣☠️☠️😭😭😭 I’d be crushed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @destiny2500@destiny25003 жыл бұрын
  • Damn, Norm is awesome. Loved him ever since I first saw him on SNL Weekend Update in the 90's.

    @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990@mobilegameplaywalkthroughs9903 жыл бұрын
  • Was in a bar one evening after skiing and a guy was doing everything he could to try to get somewhere with a rather hot snow bunny. He was relentless and it lasted for a couple hours. People were taking note. Finally after spending a mortgage payment in drinks for her and the bar to stay to show off he finally said “look all I want to do is get into your pants for a while. “. She didn’t miss a beat. Looked around to see if the folks were paying attention and said “what for? I already have an asshole in there “. The place went crazy laughing

    @blaws6684@blaws66844 жыл бұрын
    • DAMN

      @multistan1100@multistan11004 жыл бұрын
    • He spent a mortgage payment in drinks? Damn lol.

      @jeanlubin5864@jeanlubin58643 жыл бұрын
    • Jean Lubin best burn ive ever heard. This chick would have beat don rickles at scorching people

      @blaws6684@blaws66843 жыл бұрын
    • Sorry but can you explain it

      @Dev-ie1ez@Dev-ie1ez3 жыл бұрын
    • Dev ummm she said no

      @blaws6684@blaws66843 жыл бұрын
  • “Because it’s so much fun Jan, get it!” Lmao

    @harleyserpa8334@harleyserpa83344 жыл бұрын
  • “Chairman of the bored” 🤣🤣🤣 unbelievable timing and wit

    @2004082@2004082Ай бұрын
  • "You did not think we gave tickets to pretty girls? You're right, we don't! SIGN HERE!" SAVAGE!!! :D

    @MaegnasMw@MaegnasMw3 жыл бұрын
  • 2:00 u missed the best bit after he says "i like to take my time if u know what i mean" she says "i have absolutley no idea what u mean" and then he says "somehow i dont doubt that"

    @goiz2422@goiz24224 жыл бұрын
  • that policeman tops everything, absolute LEGEND! xD

    @RustyGorbi@RustyGorbi4 жыл бұрын
  • Conan's demonic laugh was the best.

    @Cartier_specialist@Cartier_specialist3 жыл бұрын
  • That Norm MacDonald bit at the very end is absolute gold!

    @jondoe5843@jondoe58433 жыл бұрын
  • 8:44 that laugh in the background ....... Sounded like JENNIFER LAWRENCE

    @sammy181@sammy1814 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah kind of

      @uzairmahmood5453@uzairmahmood54534 жыл бұрын
    • OMG yes hahahagag

      @ima.1766@ima.17663 жыл бұрын
    • Whats her name? This blonde chick looks familiar but I cannot remember where from 🤔

      @I-Want-The-Truth@I-Want-The-Truth3 жыл бұрын
    • @@I-Want-The-Truth Courtney Thorne Smith

      @sammy181@sammy1813 жыл бұрын
    • @@sammy181 thanks, it has been annoying me 🤣

      @I-Want-The-Truth@I-Want-The-Truth3 жыл бұрын
  • LOVE that cops response 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Too funny..

    @boredweegie553@boredweegie5534 жыл бұрын
  • Gotta say, I'm impressed how many of these you nailed. I know them all, but it's like impossible to get a list like this going. Heroic work.

    @ZenZill@ZenZill3 жыл бұрын
  • Gerry laughing harder than all of them is a great thing.

    @blakepotter7937@blakepotter79373 жыл бұрын
  • bEcAuSe iTs So mUcH fUn jAn!! best.

    @mrburgers2440@mrburgers24404 жыл бұрын
    • Hafid www

      @williamsutherland2907@williamsutherland29074 жыл бұрын
    • I wish that interview went on now. He definitely would’ve called her Karen

      @OnurAyrikAutomotive@OnurAyrikAutomotive3 жыл бұрын
  • “The thing is, I didn’t want to find you. I actually wanted to stay alone.”

    @jamesolive1300@jamesolive13003 жыл бұрын
  • Nick Offerman's face transforming from a scowl to full on laugh mode is gold!!!

    @randychampion184@randychampion1842 жыл бұрын
  • I replayed the first clip so many times just see everyone reactions . Gold

    @tinurubin2998@tinurubin29983 жыл бұрын
  • If its a TV show its not a comeback. Its a script.

    @university-666@university-6664 жыл бұрын
    • 80% of these clips were scripted

      @RonaldMoD@RonaldMoD4 жыл бұрын
    • It’s a scripted comeback. A comeback is a comeback wether it’s scripted or not. Gawd stay in school kids

      @camogrrl@camogrrl4 жыл бұрын
    • I think țhe parks and rec one was a blooper

      @Shinkajo@Shinkajo4 жыл бұрын
    • The Kim K joke about the comback story is not scripted, the scripted scene is still funny but not this funny.

      @Cheezus@Cheezus4 жыл бұрын
    • let the record show the parks and rec one was improvised by Pratt

      @qy72hund@qy72hund4 жыл бұрын
  • Richter with that Chelsea Handler..awesome!

    @sandrasanders706@sandrasanders7064 жыл бұрын
  • "When things get tight, let me know where your friends at" God that's good lmao Remember, all family is friends but not all friends is family

    @criticalfxck13@criticalfxck13 Жыл бұрын
  • 9:09 that Hawkin's smirk was smooth

    @viktorsilva4017@viktorsilva40172 жыл бұрын
  • " BECAUSE ITS SO MUCH FUN JAN, GET IT!"

    @michaelwybrow5588@michaelwybrow55884 жыл бұрын
  • Norm, killin it

    @madskillswills@madskillswills4 жыл бұрын
  • I couldn’t even get past the 1st 15 seconds without LMAO repeating it!!!

    @MiguelBKNY@MiguelBKNY3 жыл бұрын
  • That Kardashian joke🤣😂

    @multione8180@multione81803 жыл бұрын
  • I don't think about you at all. Classic Draper

    @281m.wasiqwasim3@281m.wasiqwasim34 жыл бұрын
  • 2:07 it’s not the end of the dialogue She replies: I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean And he replies: somehow I’m not surprised

    @SMBDelse@SMBDelse4 жыл бұрын
    • LUMBAGO TV ik how was that not included!

      @nye5808@nye58084 жыл бұрын
    • It killed me they didn't show the whole clip.

      @briancox8443@briancox84434 жыл бұрын
    • Somehow I don't doubt that*

      @notricky1680@notricky16804 жыл бұрын
    • What show is that?

      @anirudh9059@anirudh90594 жыл бұрын
    • @@anirudh9059 the weakest link.

      @drayduke@drayduke3 жыл бұрын
  • OK so the opening segment with Chris Pratt is just brilliant! 🤣 It could end right there and I'd be entertained enough.

    @eamonahern7495@eamonahern74952 жыл бұрын
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