WARNING: this video gets pretty gross at times, maybe don't watch this if you're like 12 or wanted to watch a youtube video with your parents. You will be very uncomfortable.
Now that that's out of the way, I hope the rest of you stick around to enjoy this video about a very insane person named Hard Rock Nick.
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"I don't take it personally." *makes an entire video about how insecure and jealous women are*
That's why I cry in my room every night.
megasaur hahaha
¿ Curiosi-Tea ? I know it’s over
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Seems like the one that's insecure is the incel nunce that likes underage kids. Yeah you're definitely not the one that's insecure man.
"My gf is 18 and still in high school" "Let's talk about why badass good looking rich guys don't have a gf, like me"
“i never cheated on my wife”
Coincidence? I think NOT!
1,4k likes and only 3 replies?
OMG elsa is winking at me
yeah true
i love how he's so masculine and confident and macho but has the most delicate eyelashes ive ever seen
Omfg YES how does he have the most masculine macho man alpha male bs vibe about him while simultaneously having the most dainty and luxurious eyelashes I've ever seen?? How is that possible?!?!
Frr!! He has really nice eyes!!
@@Spooky_l3xxi that's like the only good thing abt him
“The only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy.” -Christina Lauren
HIs eyebrows are also super shaped and he looks like he wears a bit of makeup. He'd be decent looking guy and could help men do skin care if it weren't for the parody movie villain beard and personality.
as a south-east asian girl, i have never been so glad to see someone be racist my condolences to the white girls who are not safe from the standards of this thing
Let's be real, if anything even resembling a woman offered this man attention, he would eat it up; regardless of ethnicity. Sorry not sorry.
Being a dude never had so many perks, I don't have to be on this dudes radar
appreciate it 💔💔😔👊
@@Joe27248no it seems he actually likes the rooster
@gageb2724 Nick is literally just Andrew Tate but with beautiful eyelashes and no ears
he basically said "if you go out with me, youll need decades of psychotherapy."
That’s probably the only honest thing he’s said online.
@@SorowFame no, he definitely wasn’t gay back then.
he’s the final boss not fully sure what for but he’s definitely a final boss
@@thatoneguy9582 best comment here.
Also one for your psychiatrist too
Every time he looks at me, I feel like I should be reporting him for sexual harassment
Trust your gut
Do
I would defend him if though I hate him
You're breath taking
Dolimi Chan lol
he looks like the ladybug from bugs life
YESSS
oh my god he fucking does
Dude so accurate
Don't do Francis like this.
nah the ladybug doesn't deserve that 💀
My second favourite line from a Drew video is “I was not gay”
What’s your favorite?
“When did this turn into beautiful world?”
I love it, it gives the same vibes as “does Bruno Mars is gay”
I use it surprisingly often lolz
@@riabouchinskaI DONT KNOW DOES HE?
Everyone seems fixated on the "I turned a girl off men forever" part, but I'm more concerned with the amount of women who died after their relationship with him.
multiple, cuz remember. He WASN'T gay
He's radioactive, clearly.
I love your profile picture :3
He must have Aids or some other STD
hes actually a source of radioactivity
It's like dj khaled and a basic white girl fused into one middle aged man's midlife crisis.
DJ Karen
Wren Lushbaugh omfg 🤣
Wren Lushbaugh oh my god 😂😂
I'm terrified
Wren Lushbaugh 😂😂😂😂😂
the way that both danny and drew's faces slowly turn to equally hilarious YIKES expressions at 8:26 is an entire masterpiece
That part always gets me it's so fucking funny
Danny retracting his entire chin and jaw into his neck :D
@@riabouchinska EXACTLY IT GIVES ME SM LIFE
I have that screenshot saved in my phone for extreme “YIKES” reactions 😅
On behalf of all men we happily accept that Nick "was not gay" and hope to keep it that way.
Wait what does this mean? Cos on behalf of the gay community we don't want him either
Huh, Well then our goals are aligned!@@Random-sk6hm
@@Random-sk6hmthats literally what they mean lol😂😂 all men gay or straight are glad he isn’t gay-
@@Random-sk6hmI get why you would not want him fr I mean who does?
on behalf of the gay men community I second that, we don't want him
How is "I turned women who dated me gay" a flex? If anything it's a burn
"I was just so awful to them that they literally turned into lesbians cause they just couldn't stand guys anymore"
Right?? Imagine being so awful you turned a woman off from dicks forever. That’s some incredible shit right there??
@@jk89204 truly, some people want to have invisiblity and things like that, but N O the ultimate power is being able to turn straight women GAY by being terrible to them
Janice in the same way that radiating actual nuclear waves would be a superpower. 😂😂
Yeah, I beat my wife, now she's gay
’turnoffs: non-Caucasian’ I've never been this happy that I'm Mexican
a huevo
Makes me so much more thankful that my granny was a medicine woman. Here I thought I was too white.
As a Caucasian girl I’m terrified
Lucky you
I like your username!
It’s been years and I still think about “I was not gay” all the time. I love it so much
the cameo at the end ties it all together
if you're wondering where he is now, he claims to be a "retired billionaire" and wears these really really strange gold beads all over his body. he lost hundreds of pounds and looks great, but he's terribly losing his mind. he just rants on and on about how there are gang hits after him and how police are out to get him and his mother. it's really strange and I hope he's good.
bro is silly
He also filed for bankruptcy, his name is Aly Ashley 😂
sounds like mental illness or drug induced psychosis 😕 hope he gets the help he needs, for everyone’s sake
@@ItzBrittKneeBishFOR REAL??!
ItzBritKneeBish But he said his name ISN’T ally😦 (Also great username lol)
I like how he flexes on the fact that he literally turned someone off men forever.
Glad1atoR if I did the same, I’d never stop fully questioning my life ever again.
literally if you turn someone off dating an entire gender you are one of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. it's not cool, it's not a flex. smh
I wonder why? XD
Glad1atoR I’m les so I got sorta mad about that
@@acompletedisaster9334 I am too, but I find it more funny than anything else. I guess I'm just resistant to "turned someone gay" insults.
“Suicide by lethal injection” just sounds like his ex overdosed and Nick was so narcissistic he thought it was because of him omfg
Wow you're right, I didn't notice that sksksk
You know that Greek myth Narcisass or however you spell his name he is nothing compared to this guy
General High-Ground Narcissus?
Yeah that dude
jessica dot com or they committed a crime so horrendous to get away from him that they were immediately put to death
17:35 Drew's ability as a comedian here is so beautifully demonstrated, a great joke to build off of Danny, then a callback to a previous multi-joke, and then ANOTHER callback to the funniest part of that multi-joke, followed up by Danny's joining in accenting that last bit again makes it even funnier because it feels so much more gratifying when you know it too. This video deserves the spot as Drew's most popular video, it is such a great piece of commentary.
Great highlighting of a great moment in this video. There’s also a few other times similar to this in which Drew and Danny bounce off of one another so well.
@@msw3314 that's why they are such good friends!! they have similar personality and get along really well that's what makes them perfect friends
That part of probably my favorite joke that he's ever made!
It’s literally his top vid and why I checked it out lol
what are you guys, sports commentators? real talk though yeah drew is a talented comedian. i’m always impressed by his ability to callback and heighten jokes
I can't explain it but it makes sense that Drew owns a cat while Danny owns a dog.
It really does and idk how
@@-_-hxney_daisy-_-Drew is 😌 and Danny is 😁
If a woman suddenly comes out as gay after dating you... thats not a flex homie. You made her realize that desire lmao
I see you're a fan of Kevin based on your profile pic.
JIM PICKENS
Sorry, i got distracted with Hispanic Kevin
right?? and one killed themself after dating you??? not a flex!!
@@kaylinvb6423 same with the whole "got physiological help" like... Bro... These aren't good things to flex about... Also OP hey there friends
It is entirely believable to me that a woman dated him and then went "Okay, yeah, I never want to ever date a man ever again."
Yeah but I can't believe a women dated him in the first place
You’ve gotta be pretty dumb to not see the major red flags before dating hi
@@lolllama1504 Some women think "he might change as this goes on" or they just kinda ignore the red flags because they think hes hot Or the more likely thing is he attracts gold diggers and they just want his money, then the leave once they relize hes a liar and a jackass.
Artsy Scrub He’s so ugly tho lol, you’re probably right about the gold diggers
aka brain cancer
Anyone who unironically refers to dating them as "selecting a mate" legit scares me. Y'know, in addition to literally everything else about this guy.
I remember I watched this video in front of my ex and he got upset that they were being too mean about Hard Rock Nick. I should have realized that was a red flag
OOF
😬😬😬
congratulations on your escape
If there was anyone it was ok to make fun of, it's probably hard rock nick
This guy talks about sex like a person who's never had sex before
and that's on spanking tits
“Buys a bag of sex toys” Hey google, what do these things do?
@@ezmoney6755 Nah dude he would say Alexa because he alexa'd his house up and likes the 49ers
Hannah Bee I thought he was gay until this video
No like a 10 year old writing fan fiction
“I have a 18 year old girlfriend who is still in high school” Also him: “I want to be a dad”
Oh shit, RUN
F B I O P E N U P!
Girlfriend: *runs* Him: *wHy aRe yOu RuNniNg?!*
An under rated comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Maybe that's why he's dating the 18 year old know what I mean... dad and daddy is such a... thin line... m I rite
I have never felt closer to the 0.000034% of Cherokee in my blood than after learning this man's type is a "pure" American white girl.
Word!
Especially as someone with self esteem and body image issues, it’s reassuring in a way to see someone less attractive and overall worse than me (and most people) have such an ego. It proves that confidence is a lie and the only thing keeping us from being more confident is our beliefs that we aren’t confident people. If this dirty thumb of a person is so confident, why shouldn’t I be?
HAHA FELT ☠️
Why was this more motivating that any other speech on confidence i’ve ever seen 😭😭 this is life changing
@@e1eanorlovessoil I know right????!!!!! is an amazing way of thinking
confidence is very real its your delusions and unwarranted self hatred and dysmorphia that aren't real in the way that you are very likely the person that thinks the worst of yourself and these are complex issues that i hope you find the answers to cockiness is a lie confidence is what it is this dude isnt confident hes weird as fuck and a pathological liar and a narcissist.
hyper masculine straight men's ego lol
"The thing about 18 year old girls is that they got dads that wont let you date their highschool daughters" "And it pisses me off! Like, im older than you dude-" Underappreciated line
Best line
That was my favorite part.
@nnlllrr i come back to watch this video every time its in my reccomended from watching drew and Danny
Yeah just like Ed and Rose from 90 days fiance. Ed was like 52 years old and Rose was 23 years old and she already has a son.
**PPPTTP**
I’ve never felt more unsafe for being white in my entire life
I love this 😂😂😂😂
Self defence is not hard to learn, just so you know
Oi
This guy is gonna be one of the most known gays and that scares me. I don't ever want to be associated with that entity. He could literally kill someone by bellyflopping them
1-UP Oh noooo 😂
As a representative of the “pure” white American girls, we as a community would like to distance ourselves from this man. May he live happily with his Google Image houses.
As another “pure American white girl” I entirely agree with you
Underrated comment
"Like I'm older than you" that got me laughing so hard
Lmao 🥲
Real
Y'know, I don't think think this guy has ever spoken to a woman.
:O we have the same name
@@_Cotton woa glitch in the matrix
Not even his own mother- THAT HE DIDN'T STEAL FROM
Actually he has never spoken to a real human being
drew or nick? because it works both ways
Imagine making girls commit suicide, have to go to therapy, or realize that they're gay, and then bragging about it on your instagram.
pretty specific thing to imagine
the only reason why girls would get suicidal when they see him is because of his repulsive face
Yeah, he make me regret life just from seeing him in this video
he must be the worst person ever.
"I'm such a shitty boyfriend I killed 10 girls who dated me just by existing." 🤪🤪😩😩😏😏🤭🤭😉😏😏
nothing will top the fact that they paid Hard Rock Nick for a cameo to say their catchphrases 💀
what? they did?? where can i watch that?
@@cursed6368 right at the very very end of the video hahah
@@wesleyhowel oooooooh my bad lol
@@cursed6368I think he made a response to this video, I’m which dear ol Nick apparently said that he dated people half Danny & Drew’s age, which would be 13
I was so terrified that I was exactly in this man’s target range that I became a man
Ayy man congrats
Yeah, it’s big brain time
New Origin story dropped💯
Modern problems require modern solutions
Imagine only dating white, fair-skinned and blue-eyed women, and then photoshopping your face onto the non-white, dark-skinned brown-eyed snack that is Dwayne Johnson.
Nick: "I only date, pure Aryans!" also Nick: "My hero is the Black Samoan God of Pecs Dwayne Johnson!"
He do be a snack doe
I feel like his misogyny and racism against women of color are a projection of internalized homophobia because he's attracted to non-white men. It's the ciiiircle of bigotryyy.
@@janeeyre1990 Was thinking the same thing
Okay this isn’t relevant to the comment but I just wanted to say that you’re so pretty! Kinda random but I saw your pfp and needed to complement you. 😊💕 Edit: well I should probably ask if that’s you or a celebrity or smthn but either way :)
I don’t think this guy realized that someone turning gay after dating him is not a compliment
Why xd
Marika Els someone decided that they didn’t like guys anymore after dating him 😳
He probably thinks "They knew they could never do better than me so they went to girls"
That's honestly the saddest shit anyone can say 😂
@@marikaels4061 bruh
The line "Dads who won't let you date their highschool daughters" like cmon dude im older than you!" Always kills ne. Drew is so funny
several years later and the “i WAS not gay” bit is still the funniest shit
"they don't like to see you succeed" They just don't like to see you.
This is my life story
Goat Da Potato I’m laughing so much I sound like a deranged witch
Hi Katey you have a look at it again in
Ooof😂😂
Bars HAHAHA 😂😂
All the dislikes are him and his cleaning crew...
Yessss
Bahaha! and the cleaning crew😂😂
800 person cleaning crew YA YEET
Viv G. Wow he has a big cleaning crew
What makes this comment even better is your profile pic 👌
this is my comfort video
Same
He was the protoype model for Andrew Tate.
proto tate
@@superrazor7617prostate?
This dude acts like all the women want him then goes on a rant about no one wanting to date him
*The incel paradox*
@Pepper Piggly i don't think he has ever met a woman before
LIKED AT 1K
So basically an incel?
@@ichwilldaslebenausihmficke4632 100% an incel
as a homosapien, we dont claim him
i don’t think anyone claims him
As a male, we don’t want actual trash in our group
@@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 As a Female, We don't want to suck actual Trash weiners.
DentalFlan Good.
As a worthless piece of trash,We don’t claim him either.
Anyone else return to this video like a monthly pilgrimage
it's a masterpiece
I love how the start of this video depicts Danny as some sort of whimsical omnipresent forest creature
Dude literally has the eyebrows of a cartoon villain, eyes of an Instagram girl and rest is the face of the average 50-year-old man.
Mouth of a 15 year old
Beard of a corn maze
@@arsonlemonade4386 oh my GOD
@@arsonlemonade4386 Or one of those residents of the Capitol in Hunger Games
Monochromatic bro his eyebrows are horrible like: _ -
**Flexes on turning a woman gay.**
The rainbow flag in your name adds a lot to it 🌈🌈
@@euglena3866 yes lmao.
Legit I was thinking that. Imagine being like “lol bruh my sex is so legit that I made a girl never want to touch another penis again”
@@localrodent8997 Exactly like what kind of flex is that.
“She was so repulsed by me she decided to never date any man again. I would consider that a success”
when i was 19, i viewed hard rock nick's instagram story and like 3 hours later he liked every single one of my posts
WHAT
i’m so sorry
JFC. I'm sorry. You must be a white woman.
i genuinely watch this video at least once every two weeks. the rewatchability is crazy.
it's honestly what's gets me out of bed in the morning
This video has the power to sexually assault anyone just by watching it
Omggggg😂😂 i felt that way
Josefina m.s click on her channel. Wtf? I’m so confused.
Why is a three year old saying this
dylan van dort guys calm down I’m a 17 yr old girl who made this acc for my 3 yr old baby sis. I just like to put cute videos of her. And she does not know how to read or write like most 3 yr olds. And she would certainly not be able to understand these type of videos. But still thx for the concern 😊
Avery Dunn thx for the concern but plz read my other comment 😊
People like this guy are the reason so many women feel uncomfortable walking down the street.
Aidan Redding shutup
@@supremecreme2661 I'm not saying that's a good thing, but it's true. And we have people like this creep giving men a bad reputation.
Knowing that this dude is out there somewhere makes me scared to walk down the street.
@@littledicholas6131 after watching this video I'm too scared of closing my eyes and idk taking a nap... I don't want to wake up to see that killer smile, I fucking need a fucking lethal injection....
Hehhehehe, I’m not white so I’m fine Then again, he can’t afford to be picky and I’m a quarter his age I need to go throw up for a year
coming back to this to say that hard rock nick still wants to be a dad, and danny is one now.
As someone who is crying in the bathroom of my school dance, this was a huge distraction and helped a lot.
goodluck on ur dance!
how was the dance
Skill issue
@@naan000 hey!! It was pretty much bad but I’ve gotten some help since then for anxiety n stuff. Danny and Drew helped me calm down a little bit though which was definitely nice. :)
@@poubinghe sorry I didn’t answer soon enough, thank you so much.
On behalf of all black women, we wholeheartedly accept and respect his decision to exclude us from dating. We also mourn for teenage white American girls everywhere for him existing. Let us remember he was never gay.
Taryn SKSKSKSK
😂😂😂
I never thoght id say this but its good hes racist. Becouse it saves black women from having to deal with him.
He didn't just exclude Black women. I'm half Asian and he wants none of me, either! Mostly because I'm too old. And not completely white. I love your comment so much it's pathetic.
@@Avoiceintheshadow We the women collation accept your exclusion on behalf of the Asian and mixed-race communities of women over 22 and will forward your thank you to nick as well.
He looks so feminine but so masculine at the same time
LMAO
And dont forget he looks like a serial killer
@@myfashionpoint *a serial killer with really nice eyelashes
HAHAHAHAHA
He thinks he can be the next Robert Downey JR.
It's been 3 years yet I always find myself coming back to this video
Same 💀
come back
“one ex killed herself, one needed therapy for ten years,…” so.. you traumatized them
He gave one of them brain cancer too. Truly a catch.
@@stuckonmute9227 fr!! altho tbh i think theres no way he effected that but he definitely could have been the reason why his other ex killed herself and another needed therapy😭😭 but honestly if he did cause cancer i wouldnt be surprised bros definitely breaking at least one thing in the universe if that makes any sense?? sorry im so tried rn😭😭
Things girls hate: 1:Guys who brag 2:Guys who brag about stuff they don't have
Every rich *KIDS* brag not GUYS
Also guys who belittle woman
Things girls hate: 1. Guys who brag 2. Guys who brag about stuff they don't have 3. Guys who disrespect women sexually 4. Men they don't like 5. Creeps (Unless you're into that sort of thing I'm not judging--) 6. Guys who won't leave you alone and talk about womanly parts sexually 7. Guys who want to have it with girls but they don't want to 8. Guys who sexually harass LITTLE GIRLS (and women) online and more. But those are the main things that I could think of.
3. Guys who like their balls tugged on TWO at a time. Exhausting!
Also 3: Guys who are 50 years old and act 5 4: people Who look like the lady bugs from bugs life 5: and guys who act like this so all of the above
So no one gonna talk about how he called women "creatures"?
He's a raging hypocrite.
If us women are creatures, I wonder what he is 🤔
That’s sort of nitpicking
Roshinろうしん haha good one
Is that what bothers you
My favourite part of these collabs is the synchronized reactions of Drew and Danny 🤣
yessssss
4:06 for some reason the way he says "id get crushes on girls" felt like he was trying to convince me
He is the most confidently insecure guy I’ve ever seen
666 likes
Truth
Wrong. The most confide insecure person is moi 👸🏾. But you didn't meet me yet so ig you're right 😭
@@pretty948 😃 k
confidently insecuUuUUUre
"turn offs : non-caucasian" me , a white female : *panicked sweating*
Quick, say your Russian and he won’t want to date you since he only likes, “pure born American girls”
Run! Run as far as you can! Get away from him! You must stay as far away as you possibly can!
I can let you borrow my melanin if you want
as a white female who also is a high schooler, i would like to panic with you
@@shaykhmhssi3246 that would be very much appreciated, ill only borrow it for a little while so ill fly under the radar
This is probably my favorite collab Danny and Drew have ever made. I’ve rewatched this countless times and I still laugh every time
👏balls👏tugged👏on👏one👏by👏one👏
“Turn offs: non-Caucasian” Alright how do I stop being white
Ok so first get paint
Just your friendly neighborhood meme dealer nO
I was about to give you the same advice 😅 But honestly .. I'm sure black people would understand if you explain to them why are you wearing black face I mean , who wouldn't ...I mean I'm a : 1. Man 2. Straight 3. Brown 4. In a relationship and this guy still managed to creep me out
LOL
Then maybe invent something that's the opposite of bleach
“why do women date men with half my wallet, half my car-“ *why do you date girls half your age*
ooooooooooooooooo he needs some ice for that burn
I mean you ain't wrong.
Quarter his age*
The shots have been ｆｉｒｅｄ
Birdmanthethird t e n d o u
this video is my roman empire, I come back to it like once a week
guess who's back again babey
BACK AGAINNNNN
come back
@@faineantfelix IM BACK BABYYYY
@@hayden1351 your a national hero
I'm autistic and I've watched this video like every week for the last 5 years and recite the whole thing and it can still make me laugh
Why is he bragging about the fact that his ex's lives all went downhill after dating him? Sounds like he had a negative effect on them
Exactly. Doesn't he realize the common factor for all the negativity is him? He's a curse 😂
Right I’m thinking who the hell would wanna take that chance lmao
Right like he's the problem for all of them and many more that date him
He really did abuse his wife, but here he tries to make it look like her life went down just because she left him.
He is a troll.
why is he a GTA character come to life
*my exact thought*
zara nicole been thinking about that for 10 hours
it's all that makeup, makes him look like he's cgi-rendered
He’s a GTA NPC that you find so you can just unload all the many violent ways you can end someone. Starting with running over with your car (repeatedly) and ending with his bullet riddled carcass being dropped from a crashing helicopter while on fire.
zara nicole with a glitch
I've watched this video so many times now and it's always so hilarious. The way this man complains about things in a sad little voice and thinks he's making a good point or making people want to be with him or be like him just makes me laugh, and the commentary is absolute gold
crazy how I was horrified by this video when I first watched it… and now I come back to it like weekly as a comfort video
He sounds like a 12 year old just learned about curse words
How sheltered of a life do you need to live to find out about curse words at TWELVE?
Who?
Simply-Kyra I was 8 when i started
Katana oop
I didn't know learning curse words early is supposed to be proud of ';-;'
“Women are naturally jealous creatures” did you just call women CREATURES?????
Nick’s the real creature. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black lolol.
Technically all humans and every living thing on Earth is a creature.
@@spookybigchungus4056 Sir or ma'am that is not the point
@@spookybigchungus4056 Calling something a creature implies that you see it as a lower form of life.
did you not?
please i need them do part 2 for this since hard rock nick when viral again😂😂
oh god the "five years ago" just broke my brain. how did i watch this when it came out when i was 12 and now i'm 17. HELP
he was definitely the “where’s my hug” guy in high school
OMG I know a guy like that but he didn't even ask he just straight up hugged people and had no respect for personal space. We had theater together and after a rather important play he just straight up kissed my forehead multiple times. Most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life.
That must suck lmao, I feel bad for laughing but that's hilarious
Ew yuck...there's always one of those 😂
I was homeschooled but went to a very huggy church. Literally had to duck down between pews to avoid another teen I didn't know trying to hug me, and he didn't let up until another girl explained I was shy around guys I don't know. Or something to that effect. Because personal boundaries and bodily autonomy weren't good enough reasons in The Lord's House.
And he never got his hug
He is the most manliest feminine man I've ever seen.
True tho
I hate myself since this is a nitpick but effeminate=like a woman while feminine=actually a woman.
@@Cixon14 aaand you're nitpicking something that isn't even true, look up the definition of feminine real quick before you spout nonsense.
oof
Cixon Cortez feminine doesn’t mean your actually female
I keep rewatching this video for no reason. Please help me.
You do not deserve the Council's help. Your secret permit will be revoked from your possession shortly if you aren't capable of helping yourself.
He is actually shaped like a female lion.
"I was not gay" is the best thing I've heard
*was* not
"I was not gay, It's bullshit, It's not true! I was Naaauuuggghtttt. Oh hi Greg!
@@drawfulanimations3253 ah, a reference to the cinematic masterpiece "the room"
@@drawfulanimations3253 LISA, YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAAAAART!
Somebody just called me gay, I was not gay. I didn't used to be gay. I have never used to be gay.
"another thing about 18 year old girls is that they've got dads that won't let you date their high school daughters... And it pisses me off cause like, I'm older than you dude!" These dudes are hilarious
best part of the vid lmao
I wanna like this, but 666likes
I’m not ruining the number of likes
Lol last time I came back the comment had 420 likes
Literally read this comment when it got to that part😂
This is one of the videos I rewatch every time I remember it, Drew and Danny just have the most amazing chemistry and their videos never disappoint
Whenever I have a bad day I come back to this video.
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂
The way he talks about sex is like he never had sex
"Yea suuuure I've done the sex. I do it all the time"
"I sex a lot. Trust me guys, she goes to a different school."
I don’t think he has
Probably an incel
“Yes me smex much”
Women don’t like guys who look like the matchmaker from Mulan.
IM PHOTOSYNTHESISING WHAT-
BRUH
FA MULAN
@@53subscribersnovideos35 girl I love you lmao
He kinda reminds me of jafar from Aladdin
welp, its 2024 and Mr. tug on my balls ONE BY ONE is trending again 😂
It’s time for a sequel
“Women are naturally jealous and insecure” I didn’t know u were a woman then
I really hate to help this dude, but he did say men. Or maybe I'm def and he did say women. HE IS L E S B I A N
"No my real name is not Ally."
uesh
@Yeah Yeah I thought he said "we men"
The Burn
I'm sorry but- did this man just- brag about turning a woman gay?????? ?????
@Rachel Johnson wow so attractive o can barely control myself...
Rachel Johnson LMAOOOO 😭😭😂
why would you want to date someone whos ex's have all either died or dramatically altered their lives?
Funny thing is my memes have more likes that this duck
“hahaha you think you’re cool? once a girl dated me and the relationship made her gay!! bi t ch”
I can't help but think he's trolling. It's all just too perfect. I think he's just comedy genius, lol
every time he looks into the camera, he looks like an ai generated human that could exist in an analogue horror. ive never been so afraid of someones face before
His face looks like it was photoshopped together.
The edit line is that fucking line in his draw on beard.
DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW HES IN SEATTLE WASHINGTON!?!?!? I CAN SEE THE SPACE NEEDLE!
He looks like an egg
Happy Little Spongebob I LIVE NEAR SEATTLE NOOOOOOO GET HIM OUT-
Happy Little Spongebob WAIT FUCK NO DONT DIRTY UP SEATTLE plEASE-
Nothing says “millionaire” like a bottle of suave bodywash
fr 💀💀💀
Yeah but he shops at whole food so he’s pretty rich
david dobrik : Noted
Oml so true! And don’t forget the Axe body wash too.🤌🏻
He’s driving an early 2000s pickup truck
this is my favorite video from danny and drew. i watch danny and drew to help me go to sleep (been doing this for years) but i swear ive been watching this video to go to sleep for no less than 20 nights. i can recite this entire video from the top of my head. i always tell myself i need to pick another one but when its time to actually sleep i always pick it and i have the best sleep when i do. whenever my internets out this is the only thing i watch because its the only entertaining thing in my downloads. i am going genuinely insane.
I've been saying "you've gotta SPEND money, to _lose_ money." For YEARS. I'm so glad I found the origin!!