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The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden)

Danny Gonzalez
2019 ж. 11 Қаң.
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DREWS CHANNEL / @drewisgooden
Today Drew and I are reacting to possibly the strangest fanfic ever written. And it just so happens to be about us. And also Jake and Logan Paul.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KZhead, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
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  • Make sure to fill out this survey! And don’t ask why it’s not important! www.surveymonkey.com/r/GGQSQQR

    @Danny-Gonzalez@Danny-Gonzalez5 жыл бұрын

    • Danny Gonzalez ok

      @emmalindap3528@emmalindap35285 жыл бұрын

    • Ayee dannyy

      @2323salomon@2323salomon5 жыл бұрын

    • Why?

      @alexravelo6522@alexravelo65225 жыл бұрын

    • Ok

      @KJRtv@KJRtv5 жыл бұрын

    • Hey

      @bachatanightclub82@bachatanightclub825 жыл бұрын

  • Four years later and I still cannot get over the fact that, "Then, they started doing it," is considered a 'sex scene.'

    @jamesnugent2213@jamesnugent22139 ай бұрын

    • If i ever write a book I have to include that part, And also fell into the kiss one too.

      @erinys2@erinys28 ай бұрын

    • The fact that I never even processed that fact in all the times I’ve watched this astounds me. Thank you.

      @TheBritishDragong@TheBritishDragong7 ай бұрын

    • Oh yeah 😂 maybe they cut some parts then?

      @EmyN@EmyN7 ай бұрын

    • they didnt it was genuinely written that way@@EmyN

      @erinys2@erinys27 ай бұрын

    • "Hen gulped" 2:48 is still making me laugh.

      @ZeranZeran@ZeranZeran6 ай бұрын

  • *LOGAN PAIL*

    @lps-emily@lps-emily5 жыл бұрын

    • Ah, hello there! Didnt expect you here

      @hawkshaweros@hawkshaweros5 жыл бұрын

    • Wow didn’t expect to see you on a vid like this haha

      @jessicamartin71@jessicamartin715 жыл бұрын

    • YOU ARE GREG?!

      @Nonprofitmonkey@Nonprofitmonkey5 жыл бұрын

    • YOUR A GREG?!

      @beccyb.x@beccyb.x5 жыл бұрын

    • *?*

      @em-zb6gl@em-zb6gl5 жыл бұрын

  • I still love how they just accept the mpreg right away but are angry about how unrealistic it is that the doctor can tell who the father is.

    @jamietherelentless2670@jamietherelentless2670 Жыл бұрын

    • The first time I watched this I had the same reaction. To both a pregnancy test being accurate within mere days and to a doctor being able to tell who the father is! The fact that a cis man is pregnant just feels like weird fanfic stuff, but since pregnancy tests are actual science it’s easy to get hung up on that being so so so very wrong!

      @thebadpoet@thebadpoet5 ай бұрын

    • I mean, at least ground it in reality… 🤷‍♀️

      @EmyN@EmyN3 ай бұрын

    • they're allies

      @gavin9956@gavin9956Ай бұрын

    • A​@@gavin9956

      @hannahlarson9636@hannahlarson9636Ай бұрын

  • "i now pronouns you man and husband" sounds like something one of those memes about wokeness would say, like comparing weddings then and now

    @Dr.Sunshine_MD@Dr.Sunshine_MD8 ай бұрын

    • BAHAHA OMG “the weddings that liberals want 😡😡😡😡“

      @rt_with_s0ph13@rt_with_s0ph138 ай бұрын

    • librel weddings be like "i know pronouns you man and husband"

      @genderender@genderender7 ай бұрын

    • @@genderenderI can’t tell if the “know” instead of “now” was intentional or not 💀

      @static-scribblez@static-scribblez7 ай бұрын

    • @@static-scribblez okay they edited it but I’m breaking down over “I know pronouns, you- man,, and husband!” It sounds like a really weird way to censor motherfucker💀 How dare you I KNOW pronouns You you you man and husband

      @Lucifersfursona@Lucifersfursona6 ай бұрын

    • “this says alot about todays society”

      @KATO-gr1vu@KATO-gr1vu6 ай бұрын

  • "Logan got on Danny and started RUᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱᵐ" they are so understandably uncomfortable but it's so funny omg

    @AthenaPOfficial@AthenaPOfficial5 жыл бұрын

    • Athena P how-

      @Benjamin-qd4ly@Benjamin-qd4ly4 жыл бұрын

    • I was laughing the whole time lmao

      @tracimoyer9879@tracimoyer98794 жыл бұрын

    • I was like _well when are they gonna start reinacting this one_

      @trickytreyperfected1482@trickytreyperfected14824 жыл бұрын

    • That's an interesting visual

      @skysmindgarden@skysmindgarden4 жыл бұрын

    • ATHENA???

      @iwakeupandboomimarat@iwakeupandboomimarat2 ай бұрын

  • LOGAN PAIL?

    @NosferotikaBr@NosferotikaBr3 жыл бұрын

    • LOGAN PAAAAAAIL!

      @babylonprojectillustration2014@babylonprojectillustration20143 жыл бұрын

    • (he r o a r e d)

      @eelthan@eelthan3 жыл бұрын

    • Go Logan go away

      @rowaneditspeppa3361@rowaneditspeppa33613 жыл бұрын

    • DA VINKY?!?!

      @buggalo@buggalo3 жыл бұрын

    • Go Logan go away

      @NBear2338@NBear23383 жыл бұрын

  • I was in a psych ward recently and "meanwhile in the suicide hospital..." lived rent free in my head the whole time and made me laugh when few things could

    @M3RDR@M3RDR10 ай бұрын

    • I hope you’re doing okay now!

      @tsifirakiehl4250@tsifirakiehl425010 ай бұрын

    • Cry to your shrink instead of crying about it to strangers online.

      @MM-pv5tp@MM-pv5tp9 ай бұрын

    • @@MM-pv5tpyou said that just to be an asshole, didn’t you?

      @RobertMcBride-is-cool@RobertMcBride-is-cool9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@MM-pv5tp bro?? relax

      @werewolfeating785@werewolfeating7859 ай бұрын

    • Vibes man

      @thedotintheletteri@thedotintheletteri9 ай бұрын

  • My favorite part of this has to be that the author made an excuse for Amanda so drew and Danny could get married but did absolutely nothing for Laura

    @nikkijones6070@nikkijones607010 ай бұрын

    • I just assume she's going rogue with Amanda in Afghanistan

      @Ankha-@Ankha-10 ай бұрын

    • She's still obviously in that well

      @Illiteratehistorian-Silvi@Illiteratehistorian-Silvi8 ай бұрын

    • @@Ankha- yes and they're having a parallel lesbian love story

      @seankaufman2360@seankaufman23607 ай бұрын

    • ⁠@@Illiteratehistorian-Silvioh ired that as "Shes still obviously not that real " 😭

      @Nina-wh6hb@Nina-wh6hb7 ай бұрын

    • @@seankaufman2360loving this idea, when are we getting "house of gold: the sequel"?

      @tweektweak9071@tweektweak90717 ай бұрын

  • "Virgins for lives despite the wives" We got Boy Defined right here

    @ParulSingh93@ParulSingh935 жыл бұрын

    • Who's the Mr. struggle out of them ? 😂😂😂

      @Cyanide_Mallika@Cyanide_Mallika4 жыл бұрын

    • cody ko who??

      @kyliea.549@kyliea.5494 жыл бұрын

    • gorg

      @letsparchmentitupyo7566@letsparchmentitupyo75664 жыл бұрын

    • @@Cyanide_Mallika oh. My. God. This is the best reply I've ever seen

      @isasitems552@isasitems5524 жыл бұрын

    • Cody ko what??!!

      @gococo-nuts6762@gococo-nuts67624 жыл бұрын

  • Drew and Danny: sarcastically joking about charging fans to watch a wedding Tana and Jake: ...

    @juliac9395@juliac93954 жыл бұрын

    • I cant like this because 699 So I will comment my appreciation for this comment

      @bottomtext4911@bottomtext49114 жыл бұрын

    • Aki Monroe Ahahahah ty very much

      @juliac9395@juliac93954 жыл бұрын

    • @@bottomtext4911 Wait, so if this comment was written 1 day ago, you earned 103 likes in a day

      @drowsified2782@drowsified27824 жыл бұрын

    • Sophia.H. Oh shoot rly?

      @juliac9395@juliac93954 жыл бұрын

    • Tana and jake : what's so funny?

      @aurora-lj7um@aurora-lj7um4 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine Laura sitting peacefully downstairs and suddenly hears “LOGAN PAAAIL?!”

    @penelopewilson6249@penelopewilson624911 ай бұрын

    • With amanda

      @doratheexplorerwillfindyou@doratheexplorerwillfindyou8 ай бұрын

    • no shes in afghanistan remember??@@doratheexplorerwillfindyou

      @bibliobibuli_@bibliobibuli_6 ай бұрын

    • @maisiekerslake6084 Amanda doesn't like that joke

      @itzneonblueotherchannel2921@itzneonblueotherchannel29214 ай бұрын

    • @@itzneonblueotherchannel2921what joke?

      @aimee2718@aimee27183 ай бұрын

    • Amanda and Laura sitting downstairs like: do you ever question your life choices? 😂 Obviously Im joking Im pretty sure these two couples have great marriages! I just think that being married to a youtuber HAS to be kinda wild 😂

      @francescapatti2934@francescapatti29343 ай бұрын

  • Can’t wait for the live action film adaptation where Kurtis plays everyone except Jackie, who’s played by Chad Chad

    @gorerathana@gorerathana Жыл бұрын

    • If this doesn't become a real thing I will go feral

      @gracefullydying@gracefullydying8 ай бұрын

    • Jarvis Johnson should be the pregnancy test

      @communistpropaganda3629@communistpropaganda36295 ай бұрын

    • @@communistpropaganda3629LMAO YES*

      @curious-oatmeal@curious-oatmeal5 ай бұрын

    • YES. Chad Chad would make a perfect Jackie 😂

      @TC-ku4vv@TC-ku4vv5 ай бұрын

    • I would pay

      @gracemonteleone1126@gracemonteleone11264 ай бұрын

  • Honestly disappointed Amanda didn’t come back from her secret mission in Afghanistan to protest the wedding

    @musicallover6954@musicallover69544 жыл бұрын

    • I honestly thought that's what's gonna happen eventually lmao

      @saskiaryn28@saskiaryn284 жыл бұрын

    • she died in the ff

      @capylost@capylost4 жыл бұрын

    • kurtboy only in the description tho

      @liampog2703@liampog27034 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr? As soon as she disappeared I thought she would make this great comeback at the end.

      @LuigiTheItalian@LuigiTheItalian4 жыл бұрын

    • I know right

      @syd7522@syd75224 жыл бұрын

  • Whoever wrote this, probably made Sims 4 characters, made them do weird shit and just wrote down what happened. Thats why none of it makes sense

    @kingpuppy8302@kingpuppy83024 жыл бұрын

    • Blake Dawson i didn’t think so until the “trellsie with roses”

      @blairwaldorf-bass8180@blairwaldorf-bass81804 жыл бұрын

    • That was oddly specific

      @renialatrice@renialatrice4 жыл бұрын

    • Renia McKenzie right? Lmfao who else gets married under a trellis covered in roses besides the sims ? 😂

      @blairwaldorf-bass8180@blairwaldorf-bass81804 жыл бұрын

    • So true

      @usos1327@usos13274 жыл бұрын

    • Blake Dawson it's translated simlish

      @kristinawise6897@kristinawise68974 жыл бұрын

  • i really hope laura told danny she was pregnant by leaving the pregnancy test just in the sink and then going back to bed.

    @sarcardinal@sarcardinal11 ай бұрын

    • Danny better have busted through the door when he found out

      @chasewillson564@chasewillson56410 ай бұрын

    • ​@@chasewillson564And Laura already had the doctor's appointment ready to go to the office in the doctor office.

      @lacabraasada2326@lacabraasada23269 ай бұрын

    • @@lacabraasada2326and maybe Danny wasn’t the father and it’s actually Logan pail

      @nikkijones6070@nikkijones60709 ай бұрын

    • @@nikkijones6070 What? No. Obviously Laura reproduces asexually through mitosis

      @lacabraasada2326@lacabraasada23269 ай бұрын

    • ​@@lacabraasada2326ikr why has nobody else figured it out yet smh

      @blending_in@blending_in9 ай бұрын

  • influencers reading shitty fanfic about themselves is like my favorite genre of video this is amazing

    @emilyncole4040@emilyncole4040 Жыл бұрын

    • So real

      @5ome5tranger@5ome5tranger Жыл бұрын

    • HOW BRO IM JUST DYING RN😭

      @lylyart@lylyart11 ай бұрын

    • Wdym shitty this is a work of art??

      @lynnx4345@lynnx43459 ай бұрын

    • SAME LOL when cody ko made his wife read fanfic about him, i was in tears 😂

      @mandiiXmonster777@mandiiXmonster7779 ай бұрын

    • as someone who writes fan fiction its so fun to watch them pick apart this shit lmaoo

      @wahitsoctavia@wahitsoctavia9 ай бұрын

  • Fun fact: if a man tests positive on a pregnancy test, it's a sign of testicular cancer

    @waitsbian@waitsbian3 жыл бұрын

    • 4:11

      @imsorryaccount1426@imsorryaccount14263 жыл бұрын

    • @Crimson Fox you're my idol now

      @sevensomething8210@sevensomething82103 жыл бұрын

    • I thought fun facts were supposed to be fun...

      @olaa4313@olaa43133 жыл бұрын

    • «i want to adopt the testicular cancer» say danny

      @Gargouille@Gargouille3 жыл бұрын

    • @@olaa4313 that's just subjective

      @Urmom-ou2ke@Urmom-ou2ke3 жыл бұрын

  • Y'all out here acting like this isn't a modern literary masterpiece

    @TheFangirlOtaku@TheFangirlOtaku4 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @herlocksupremacy9178@herlocksupremacy91784 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr Imagine being that dense

      @shakshi_@shakshi_4 жыл бұрын

    • @@shakshi_ never me, I'm gonna read it to my children

      @whalesharko4465@whalesharko44654 жыл бұрын

    • Whale Sharko This story will help my children sleep better at night

      @lealee6361@lealee63614 жыл бұрын

    • @@lealee6361 they'll dream sweet nothings of gasping at everything and steamy romance novels that use the phase "doing it"

      @whalesharko4465@whalesharko44654 жыл бұрын

  • i love that denny is presumably just having a fucking heart attack throughout this entire story

    @clyde-or-monty@clyde-or-monty Жыл бұрын

    • oh hey it's the no lid guy

      @koiifsh@koiifsh Жыл бұрын

    • @@koiifsh im so confused can u give context if i posted a comment saying that i genuinely dont remember my memory is so shitty

      @clyde-or-monty@clyde-or-monty Жыл бұрын

    • @@koiifshPLEASE GIVE ME CONTEXT

      @clyde-or-monty@clyde-or-monty11 ай бұрын

    • @@clyde-or-monty you replied to me once

      @koiifsh@koiifsh11 ай бұрын

    • @@koiifsh i genuinely dont remember when and where i said it

      @clyde-or-monty@clyde-or-monty11 ай бұрын

  • Tsk, Danny lied! He said virgins for lives, and yet (as of 2023) he’s pregnant! It’s definitely Logan’s

    @oskarshima@oskarshima11 ай бұрын

    • LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!?!?

      @misterlanternz@misterlanternz11 ай бұрын

    • can’t believe anyone now 😔

      @hubertscumslut@hubertscumslut10 ай бұрын

    • "LOGAN PAIL!??!?!???" he roared

      @samszczepanski2281@samszczepanski228110 ай бұрын

    • ​@@samszczepanski2281 JÁÃØôwaÂā

      @lacabraasada2326@lacabraasada23269 ай бұрын

    • LOGAN PAIL?!!

      @deuxxheartz@deuxxheartz9 ай бұрын

  • “warning: suicide and sex” “they gave it away!” 💀💀

    @user-el6my6vi7p@user-el6my6vi7p3 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like the description for a teen drama

      @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155@arrow_of_ravenclaw51552 жыл бұрын

    • Suicide and sex sounds like Heathers

      @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155@arrow_of_ravenclaw51552 жыл бұрын

    • @@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 😂 yea lmao

      @audreyparish8967@audreyparish89672 жыл бұрын

    • @@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 shut up heather

      @GA_131@GA_1312 жыл бұрын

    • @@GA_131 Sorry Heather

      @omel9424@omel94242 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Drew is, like, genuinely shocked when they find out the Danny isn’t the father of his fictional baby..

    @jx51.50@jx51.504 жыл бұрын

    • how am i the first reply in 3 years LMAO

      @Hadahuda@Hadahuda7 ай бұрын

    • @@HadahudaLOL

      @thesilliestofbillys@thesilliestofbillys7 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Hadahudacrazy

      @justcallmebu@justcallmebu7 ай бұрын

    • @@Hadahudaepic

      @death_m3t4l_octopus@death_m3t4l_octopus7 ай бұрын

    • Thats how you know he was truly invested

      @death_m3t4l_octopus@death_m3t4l_octopus7 ай бұрын

  • The most hilariously "fanfiction-y" thing about this story is the implication that all KZheadrs know each other and are such close friends that they would be the only guests at Danny and Drew's wedding over any of their non-KZheadr friends or family. 🤣

    @anunaskedforopinion@anunaskedforopinion6 ай бұрын

    • They’re work friends! It’s like inviting your coworkers (it’s all one massive studio they rent) 😂

      @Delta806@Delta8065 ай бұрын

    • @@Delta806 fr they all work in a hype-studio and the netflix show is just this fanfiction

      @pileoballs@pileoballs4 ай бұрын

    • Fr like why would PewDiePie lead Danny down the aisle 💀💀💀

      @lays5277@lays52773 ай бұрын

    • Doesn’t everyone invite every single person that works in their industry to weddings?

      @dancesmokesmile344@dancesmokesmile344Ай бұрын

  • It's creepy as fuck to write fanfiction about real people but I appreciate that Danny and Drew are able to not take it too seriously and be able to joke about it.

    @CricetoFunni@CricetoFunni11 ай бұрын

    • it's also the funniest thing at the same time so it's not unexpected that some of the best internet e-clowns would be so good at capitalizing on it

      @radiotomatosauce99@radiotomatosauce9911 ай бұрын

    • Agreed but it's also kinda cute bc you just know it's some 12 year old fangirl crying her heart out while writing this lmao

      @gentlechaos5911@gentlechaos591111 ай бұрын

    • I 100% agree that fan fictions about real people are really weird. I’ve always said so.

      @muffinator1239@muffinator123910 ай бұрын

    • that's the point!

      @ona512@ona51210 ай бұрын

    • this fic is so clearly satirical though

      @cybercarcass@cybercarcass10 ай бұрын

  • Drew: “I never got to tell Danny that I loved him!” Kidnappers: *Understandable, have a great day*

    @beeisdumbaf@beeisdumbaf3 жыл бұрын

    • That's so true😂😂

      @corynne151@corynne1513 жыл бұрын

    • LMFAOAOAOAOAO

      @enjatro6408@enjatro64083 жыл бұрын

    • why is this comment so recent

      @MrsSugar@MrsSugar3 жыл бұрын

    • ღItz Ur Momღ Nah u right

      @beeisdumbaf@beeisdumbaf3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MrsSugar woah its almost as if people can watch videos at different times

      @elfinnch7613@elfinnch76133 жыл бұрын

  • I love how while they're reading a fanfiction that is supposed to radiate sexual tension there is absolutely no sexual tension between them in real life and it's the most amazing I've ever seen.

    @marcelathacat2739@marcelathacat27394 жыл бұрын

    • So.. you wrote this

      @elina4005@elina40054 жыл бұрын

    • Elina that’s a bit of a jump in conclusion

      @salt3685@salt36854 жыл бұрын

    • @@salt3685 that's the point

      @elina4005@elina40054 жыл бұрын

    • marcela tha cat they have the biggest best fren energy & i love it

      @blurrybaby225@blurrybaby2254 жыл бұрын

    • Elina You seem to be getting a little tense there elina 🤔

      @eatcereal1294@eatcereal12944 жыл бұрын

  • I love how the author’s entire perception of Danny is that he’s a chronic react KZheadr and his only response to stimuli of any kind is uncontrollable sobbing or gasping.

    @kashmello@kashmello8 ай бұрын

    • or having a heart attack

      @noone3305@noone33052 ай бұрын

  • drew’s horse “DAAaANnNyYyy” and roared “LOGAN PAILLLL???” will never not be the funniest thing ever

    @iwouldgiveyouthemoon_@iwouldgiveyouthemoon_6 ай бұрын

    • They both live in my head rent free 24/7

      @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat@MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat3 ай бұрын

  • *"warning: suicide and sex scene"* "THEY GAVE IT AWAY!" wattpad basically

    @ziqqyziqqy@ziqqyziqqy4 жыл бұрын

    • yes, basically

      @becca5911@becca59113 жыл бұрын

    • I kind of like when people put disclaimers for that kind of stuff I read a book that was like all happy you know all romance and s*** and then like three chapters later there's like a full-blown like heavily detailed rape scene and holy s*** I was really sad for like 2 days after reading that

      @dzkz_phoenix5748@dzkz_phoenix57483 жыл бұрын

    • @@dzkz_phoenix5748 oh my god-

      @ziqqyziqqy@ziqqyziqqy3 жыл бұрын

    • True.

      @pikachuwu5195@pikachuwu51953 жыл бұрын

    • @@dzkz_phoenix5748 damn...

      @pikachuwu5195@pikachuwu51953 жыл бұрын

  • The fact I watched this 10+ times and still no one has mentioned the fact that if Jackie was standing by the door the whole time, she watched drew get kidnapped and did nothing about it 💀

    @v.xien.@v.xien. Жыл бұрын

    • Jackie didn’t save him so that the plot can continue

      @GirlinGarlicBread@GirlinGarlicBread Жыл бұрын

    • The plot must go on

      @dumbstudios9713@dumbstudios9713 Жыл бұрын

    • It was an inside job

      @noahkarpinski1824@noahkarpinski1824 Жыл бұрын

    • I love that they filmed this 4 years ago and to this day we're like RIP Amanda thank u for ur service in Afghanistan

      @KT-Kaboom@KT-Kaboom Жыл бұрын

    • He didn’t tell her that he needed her help. Duh

      @hamleeet243@hamleeet243 Жыл бұрын

  • the celibate joke is even better now that danny is gonna be a daddy.

    @avagrace6414@avagrace6414 Жыл бұрын

    • i thought he was being serious until it was revealed that laura is gregnant

      @koiifsh@koiifsh11 ай бұрын

    • I came to this comment section immediately after seeing that announcement to see if someone had made the same conclusion as me- glad to see someone did

      @-queendarkstar-1441@-queendarkstar-144111 ай бұрын

    • ​@@koiifshyou... thought a married man in his late twenties was a virgin??

      @grumsb5905@grumsb590511 ай бұрын

    • @@grumsb5905 bruh idk some people are asexual, like me

      @koiifsh@koiifsh11 ай бұрын

    • @@koiifsh I understand but that's rare tho! I know there are asexual people i was just confused cause obviously the celibacy thing was a joke

      @grumsb5905@grumsb590511 ай бұрын

  • "meanwhile in the suicide hospital" needs to be talked about more even after watching this video like 10 times i still cannot get over that

    @tinyanimalhats@tinyanimalhats6 ай бұрын

    • Nah fr it’s the funniest part imo

      @cutemissbubbly@cutemissbubbly3 ай бұрын

  • FYI: if a male triggers a positive on a pregnancy test, it could be a sign of testicular cancer.

    @Ryyi23@Ryyi233 жыл бұрын

    • can you imagine if this story went THAT direction? they're in the doctors office office and the doctor is like "nah you're not pregnant you're fuckin stage 4" and then the rest of the story is Drew's dramatic battle with cancer??

      @CJ-iz3mp@CJ-iz3mp3 жыл бұрын

    • @@CJ-iz3mp that should be a part 2

      @somaika@somaika3 жыл бұрын

    • @@CJ-iz3mp I know I shouldn’t laugh at that but “you’re fuckin stage 4” is hilarious for some reason 🤣 🤣

      @gravityvstheforcesofowls2606@gravityvstheforcesofowls26063 жыл бұрын

    • @@CJ-iz3mp The Fault in our KZhead Stars

      @TheKedi1@TheKedi13 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheKedi1 alright you won the comment section we can all leave guys

      @CJ-iz3mp@CJ-iz3mp3 жыл бұрын

  • next time there’s a logan paul controversy, just say “go logan, go away”

    @fishinspacey@fishinspacey4 жыл бұрын

    • Im wheezing-

      @Z.A.N.E@Z.A.N.E4 жыл бұрын

    • LOGAN PAAAAAAIL!

      @bt-jz7ki@bt-jz7ki4 жыл бұрын

    • Go spit on your wife today

      @rheegret8405@rheegret84054 жыл бұрын

    • Ryezun - thank you for reminding me I almost forgot to spit on my wife.

      @truelygreg@truelygreg4 жыл бұрын

    • @@truelygreg never forgetti

      @rheegret8405@rheegret84054 жыл бұрын

  • The characters in this beautiful story: Danny: Danny Gonzalez, can usually be seen having a heart attack or jumping of the balcony. Hen: Drew’s butler, usually gulping. Only appears for one second. Logan Paul: A KZheadr who tried to get with Danny-usually looking at them sweetly and wiggling around the couch. Drew: A man who can do a great impression of a horse and can also turn into a horse..slept with Jake Paul once. Drew can usually be found trying to not be flinching Jackie: A self insert to the story with a middle arm, usually stands outside of drew and Danny’s house not doing anything. Logan Pail: the man who drew screamed the name of Denny: A name like Danny, except he’s found strolling around the house-like hen except he’s not a butler. The doctors office: A VERY IMPORTANT CHARACTER. The office has his own office. H3: Guests of Drew’s wedding, Ethan was seen patting Danny’s arm and went into Logan Paul’s body during Drew and Danny’s wedding Jenna: Jenna as in Jenna Marbles..doesn’t do much but does attend both of the weddings with Drew and Danny!

    @Roachthicc@Roachthicc9 ай бұрын

    • This is underrated asf

      @sadiegrant4821@sadiegrant48217 ай бұрын

    • You missed Pewdiepie, Hilda, Hula and THE PREST!

      @emilyl5078@emilyl50787 ай бұрын

    • PLEASE this needs to be pinned🤣🤣🤣

      @Shae29@Shae297 ай бұрын

    • Guys, I think my copy of Scott Pilgrim is broken

      @Delta806@Delta8065 ай бұрын

    • Denny didn’t stroll ever, I’ve only ever seen him strome

      @mx.ashman7931@mx.ashman79314 ай бұрын

  • I’ve watched this at least 10 times since it was posted and “meanwhile, in chigaco” still gets me every time

    @bluebell560@bluebell560 Жыл бұрын

    • Is it that funny? Because you think it's not a real place? I'll have you know, chigaco is a real city in inillois.

      @notaprogamer2782@notaprogamer2782 Жыл бұрын

    • Just like how Costal Rica is a wonderful place in Central Aremica

      @giulialupin9292@giulialupin92929 ай бұрын

    • every time I watch this video, that has me cackling

      @stormdoggy3972@stormdoggy39728 ай бұрын

  • drew going “did i also have sex with logan?!” is one of the funniest things someone could take out of context

    @sarcardinal@sarcardinal3 жыл бұрын

    • ikr i was laughing so hard

      @urmom585@urmom5852 жыл бұрын

    • 2.6k likes 3 replies including this what?

      @pogchamp1138@pogchamp11382 жыл бұрын

    • i feel like any of the things they said in this video could be hilarious if it was taken out of context

      @causeimmortal@causeimmortal2 жыл бұрын

    • Fr

      @void9448@void94482 жыл бұрын

    • pfffft

      @caroline-hh9os@caroline-hh9os Жыл бұрын

  • drew: i’m pregnant danny: hi pregnant i’m dad logan: no you’re not

    @tsuki3752@tsuki37524 жыл бұрын

    • Danny: *gasps and goes into cardiac arrest*

      @withapicketsign@withapicketsign4 жыл бұрын

    • This comment is severely underrated

      @MoistNasa@MoistNasa4 жыл бұрын

    • i just want to tell you i laughed more with this comment that with the video XD im dead

      @srushed@srushed4 жыл бұрын

    • Drew : I'm pregnant Danny: hi pregnant I'm dad Logan: no you're not

      @tayloranderson7547@tayloranderson75474 жыл бұрын

    • Taylor Anderson you replied my comment to my comment. u ok?

      @tsuki3752@tsuki37524 жыл бұрын

  • EVERYTHING in this fanfiction is so quotable it’s actually disastrous. for five years i’ve been saying “sake (an asian drink)” and “warning suicide and sex scene” and “LOGAN PAIL???” in everyday life and to this day I still find all of those things funny

    @megmari1@megmari1Ай бұрын

  • Is this why Danny has started running half marathons??? He's training just incase Drew gets kidnapped so he'll be able to keep up with the van and save him?!?!

    @liv2869@liv28696 ай бұрын

  • Jackie described her outfit 11x better than everything else in the entire story

    @emilyreilhan@emilyreilhan4 жыл бұрын

    • Yea, it was probably self insert

      @tjhering7343@tjhering73434 жыл бұрын

    • I love how we all just know Jackie is the author.

      @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger4 жыл бұрын

    • jackie darkness dementia raven’way

      @f1zz-k1d89@f1zz-k1d894 жыл бұрын

    • sclark that’s a reference I haven’t heard in a long time

      @llanos3498@llanos34984 жыл бұрын

    • I’m dying xD definitely a self-insert character. Imagine if she had that amount of detail throughout lol

      @whitneyfluttershyelizabeth@whitneyfluttershyelizabeth4 жыл бұрын

  • I like how this starts out as a quirky "moving in with your crush!" story and quickly spirals into shitty espionage

    @crm1301@crm13012 жыл бұрын

    • Every good fanfic starts with a common tripe and 100k words later they’re rigging the election system and navigating the complex national foster system

      @gunnysmack3163@gunnysmack31632 жыл бұрын

    • @@gunnysmack3163 So true

      @actually-a-lime250@actually-a-lime2502 жыл бұрын

    • @@gunnysmack3163 Don't forget time travel

      @ThaAngelMary@ThaAngelMary2 жыл бұрын

    • @@gunnysmack3163 reminds me of a fanfic i read a while back that was originally intended to be a "they kissed in the library" oneshot, but 100 chapters later one of them had permanent hearing loss and the other faked his death

      @mae.glitter@mae.glitter2 жыл бұрын

    • @@mae.glitter link?

      @gaurika6555@gaurika65552 жыл бұрын

  • I love how this story has a plot twist every 5 minutes. I have never seen a story go into a different direction like that every 5 min.

    @TikoVerhelst@TikoVerhelst Жыл бұрын

    • Isn’t that game of thrones?

      @Egg_Sandwich1@Egg_Sandwich19 ай бұрын

    • Literally a telanovela except in English and it’s a fanfic

      @TheDinoFactory@TheDinoFactory2 ай бұрын

    • That’s just wattpad

      @ploopydiper@ploopydiper2 ай бұрын

    • @@ploopydiper 💀

      @TheDinoFactory@TheDinoFactory2 ай бұрын

  • Moments that make me lose it every time I watch this 3:53: the author setting up the “one bed only” trope and never using it once 4:50: “I’M YOU’RE NEIGHBOUR :D” 5:20: “he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him on Skype” 6:29: Drew gets kidnapped and it’s not even a major plot point 7:28: “Meanwhile somewhere in *c o s t a l r i c a .* ” 7:54: “him and Logan looked at him sweetly” + reenactment (8:00) 8:48: “GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY” 9:09: “DANNY 🐴” “DREW! You’re a horse!” 9:28: A totally natural piece of dialogue between two lovers 9:45: “LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!” 10:50: “Jackie whipped a tear from her face” + reenactment 11:04: “Warning: suicide and sex scene” “THEY GAVE IT AWAY!” 11:11: “meanwhile in chigaco” 12:58: “Jackie looked at Danny and then black at the video” 13:06: D e n n y 13:31: Danny and Drew calling 011 + “MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OF THE BALCO-“ 14:18: *”MEANWHILE IN THE SUICIDE HOSPITAL”* Edit: 14:37: “WATDAYAWAAA 🫵👹” 15:11: “IM GONNA RESCUE YOU FROM THE [suicide] HOSPITAL” **proceeds to break all of Danny’s bones** 15:27: “it had two lines and was.. a pregnancy test” + Drew’s reaction (side note, this is the worst possible way to get introduced to mpreg for the first time poor Drew 💀💀) 15:32: “he B U S T E D out the bathroom” + reenactment 15:43: “gawk, dude” “EUGH???” 16:17: “they waited in the office of the dr office” 16:47: “to be continue” 17:47: “he out out his arm” “and then he looked it” “and they walked slowly out” + reenactment 18:47: “the prest” 19:49: “Ethan started going into Logan”

    @static-scribblez@static-scribblez7 ай бұрын

    • I didn't even notice the one bed trope! Honestly, I kinda respect setting it up and not using it. Brilliant move fr

      @danaschaffner5455@danaschaffner54553 ай бұрын

    • This us a Godsend thank you!

      @coralscafe@coralscafe3 ай бұрын

  • The best kind of bad fanfiction always has inexplicable pregnancy.

    @ZaGorudan@ZaGorudan2 жыл бұрын

    • And it also starts just after the characters had sex. Like just wake up and start Trowing up.

      @danyfirerloveluck5548@danyfirerloveluck55482 жыл бұрын

    • and an unexplainable and impossible one at that.

      @sophs6194@sophs61942 жыл бұрын

    • the inexplicable pregnancy trope worked even better here than in the bible

      @demongrubbs@demongrubbs2 жыл бұрын

    • Fuck you, I wrote a fanfic about two people that were fighting in one of my groupchats with an m-preg subplot and it was beautiful

      @person954@person9542 жыл бұрын

    • Here's the thing though, men testing positive on pregnancy tests is usually a sign of testicular cancer. So maybe drew should have scheduled that doctor's appointment for a different reason

      @TSKyanite@TSKyanite2 жыл бұрын

  • "LOGAN PAIL???" "L O G A N P A I L" meanwhile, laura in the family room: "wtf danny"

    @Anna-yj7ow@Anna-yj7ow4 жыл бұрын

    • I choked on my bagel because of this comment

      @tartaglogy@tartaglogy4 жыл бұрын

    • Sanatae was it cut into a mobius strip

      @tardigradez@tardigradez4 жыл бұрын

    • @@tardigradez no-

      @tartaglogy@tartaglogy4 жыл бұрын

    • Sanatae hHHHHH-

      @tardigradez@tardigradez4 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣i just visualised this wow

      @Cyanide_Mallika@Cyanide_Mallika4 жыл бұрын

  • I'm genuinely trying to figure out why the story is titled House of Gold

    @vupow4449@vupow444910 ай бұрын

    • it was just supposed to be a reference to a Twenty one Pilots song called "House of Gold." Not sure why they wanted to reference it but they did. Each chapter was mainly a reference to different songs.

      @AlanOfficialBoi@AlanOfficialBoi10 ай бұрын

    • Cuz I'd rather live in a house of gold than read it

      @Ta-m01@Ta-m019 ай бұрын

    • @@AlanOfficialBoireally? That’s actually pretty cool

      @Delta806@Delta8065 ай бұрын

    • Common fanfiction trope to name fics after songs you like. Usually when it's not written by.... What I can only assume is an actual 5th grader.... The song goes with the theme.

      @lays5277@lays52773 ай бұрын

    • ​@@AlanOfficialBoiTHE LORE

      @bimpsonlovesturg1819@bimpsonlovesturg1819Ай бұрын

  • "I do jewish weddings but i can marry you" 😭😭😭

    @doofie_doozles@doofie_doozles3 ай бұрын

  • Plot twist: In Afghanistan, Amanda and Laura are enemies on the battlefield and end up catching feelings for each other

    @psych0tic706@psych0tic7063 жыл бұрын

    • So they faked there deaths to run away with each other

      @FirnWoods@FirnWoods3 жыл бұрын

    • Enemies to lovers

      @chillman1019@chillman10193 жыл бұрын

    • *Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 100k*

      @lalapistol4864@lalapistol48643 жыл бұрын

    • OH wow, we need that epic detailed story

      @scorpiiiondude3327@scorpiiiondude33273 жыл бұрын

    • 👏Someone👏Make👏This👏So👏They👏Can👏Have👏 The👏 whole👏Series 👏

      @cranberrychili2260@cranberrychili22603 жыл бұрын

  • Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Laura is presumably still alive while all this is happening?

    @Cat-sl6bo@Cat-sl6bo4 жыл бұрын

    • tbh when jackie was randomly standing there i expected it to be laura xD

      @Aerials135@Aerials1354 жыл бұрын

    • a guy probaly touched her and she thought it was danny

      @unknownhumanbeing7428@unknownhumanbeing74284 жыл бұрын

    • @@unknownhumanbeing7428 XD

      @fudgesolo6352@fudgesolo63524 жыл бұрын

    • No Jackie and Laura are a couple, clearly where else would she be?

      @sharkperson2658@sharkperson26584 жыл бұрын

    • Laura’s dead?

      @dizaday873@dizaday8734 жыл бұрын

  • I have "Meanwhile in Chigaco" permanently burned into my brain and I have to resist the urge to say it every five seconds because no one I know would understand the reference

    @valerial9081@valerial90813 ай бұрын

  • this video is 4 years old, yet we haven't received a formal response from the author. come out from the shadows and take responsibility over your masterpiece

    @medixnoche@medixnoche9 ай бұрын

    • Fr

      @user-me3ge8de4o@user-me3ge8de4o9 ай бұрын

    • Fr

      @Ta-m01@Ta-m019 ай бұрын

    • Fr

      @ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT@ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT9 ай бұрын

    • Fr

      @myragingwhormoans@myragingwhormoans7 ай бұрын

    • Fr

      @rebeccathegreat8110@rebeccathegreat81107 ай бұрын

  • warning: suicide **two lines later** “jAkE pAuL?!”

    @thepurrisher243@thepurrisher2434 жыл бұрын

    • would have worked out perfectly if it was "LoGaN PaUl?!"

      @nctzen127@nctzen1274 жыл бұрын

    • loGaN pAIL???!!!?

      @uglytm1481@uglytm14814 жыл бұрын

    • @@uglytm1481 *LOGAN PAIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!*

      @lucasbell4831@lucasbell48314 жыл бұрын

    • Well I mean the Paul brothers *do* have a tendency to make people wanna die just by existing 🤷‍♀️

      @kaym4342@kaym43424 жыл бұрын

    • Katelyn McNab OMFG So true lol

      @twurtlemaster6920@twurtlemaster69204 жыл бұрын

  • Why is nobody questioning the fact that neither Drew nor Danny had any relatives at their wedding. It was just fans and other KZheadrs. And some goth with purple eyes that they met like a week prior

    @blxckmxriah@blxckmxriah4 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair that goth they barely know was there for Denny after Drew had sex with Jake Pail and brought him McDonald's while he was in the suicide hospital.

      @monthly.girls.digital8728@monthly.girls.digital87284 жыл бұрын

    • because a 13 year old wrote this story, duuuhhhhh

      @fe.rya.lazeem@fe.rya.lazeem4 жыл бұрын

    • Zoee Perea **Pail. Lol who is Logan Paul? I only know Logan Pail...

      @dr.alphys@dr.alphys4 жыл бұрын

    • @@zoeeperea6975 I think they mean when it was misspelled lmao

      @coolcrabsavethegoats2496@coolcrabsavethegoats24964 жыл бұрын

    • natalie lewter it was so brace of her

      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole4 жыл бұрын

  • As a non-native English speaker I am pretty confident I could proofread Jackie's fanfics. Unfortunately, I suspect that Jackie is a teenager.

    @silvialimeme3706@silvialimeme37069 ай бұрын

    • Hey, I wrote fanfiction when I was like 13 and I was better than this.

      @Egg_Sandwich1@Egg_Sandwich1Ай бұрын

  • can't believe that dannys actually pregnant now. feels so weird.

    @sonderfulsable@sonderfulsable11 ай бұрын

    • Real??

      @cutesmallplaystoesfitsinteacup@cutesmallplaystoesfitsinteacup9 ай бұрын

    • Yes

      @-Z-th2rq@-Z-th2rq9 ай бұрын

  • okay “meanwhile at the suicide hospital” is iconic but the funniest line in here HAS to be “i do jewish weddings but it can still count for you”

    @mekaylaowo1928@mekaylaowo19283 жыл бұрын

    • Certified iconic post

      @nina-jc1mh@nina-jc1mh3 жыл бұрын

    • COASTAL RICA PLS i’m dying

      @amberh4470@amberh44703 жыл бұрын

    • YES the Jewish wedding quote is under appreciated!!!!

      @TeddyD4@TeddyD43 жыл бұрын

    • @@amberh4470 chigaco too 😭😭

      @lewnatheworld@lewnatheworld3 жыл бұрын

    • What about “Oh.......................but he was a loser?”

      @jfdfdjdndndndndndndnfnbd@jfdfdjdndndndndndndnfnbd3 жыл бұрын

  • the four nations: chigaco, coastal rica, afganistan, and the suicide hospital

    @greta7353@greta73533 жыл бұрын

    • Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the suicide hospital attacked

      @weebo3174@weebo31743 жыл бұрын

    • *scuicide hospital

      @ering8810@ering88103 жыл бұрын

    • @@weebo3174 No, when LOGAN PAIL attacked

      @wilder-girls7694@wilder-girls76943 жыл бұрын

    • @@weebo3174 only Denny master of all nations could stop the hospital but when the world needed him most he vanished

      @hebislay@hebislay3 жыл бұрын

    • @@hebislay A hundred years passed and Jackie and I waited outside their house not creepily at all in case they needed our help

      @apathysatragedy3114@apathysatragedy31143 жыл бұрын

  • So many iconic moments came just from this one video.. “LOGAN PAIL”, “coastal rica”, “chigaco”, “drew!! you’re a horse!!” just to name a few lmao

    @eleegee@eleegee Жыл бұрын

    • "Hello??!! My friend just jumped off the balcony!!"

      @gracefullydying@gracefullydying8 ай бұрын

  • hearing danny start the vid with "hope ur having a great 2019" is wild when you think 2024 is currently 4 months away

    @skellyappreciation@skellyappreciation9 ай бұрын

    • FOUR MOUNTHS??? WHAT

      @flyaway1@flyaway19 ай бұрын

    • @@flyaway1 yeah...

      @skellyappreciation@skellyappreciation9 ай бұрын

    • 2 months now jesus

      @kaishutup@kaishutup7 ай бұрын

    • @@kaishutup holy crap😭😭

      @flyaway1@flyaway16 ай бұрын

    • 1

      @TwigCommenter@TwigCommenter5 ай бұрын

  • amanda and laura chilling in the other room and they hear *”LOGAN PAIL?”*

    @alex-ju2bd@alex-ju2bd3 жыл бұрын

    • Um, no? Amanda is in Afghanistan 🤨🤨🤨 fake fan 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

      @whothehckisbucky859@whothehckisbucky8593 жыл бұрын

    • @@whothehckisbucky859 No Amanda’s corpse is in Afghanastan... probably anyway. Faker fan🙄🥱

      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodn8697@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodn86973 жыл бұрын

    • @Alexis Cohen what

      @freshfighter9@freshfighter93 жыл бұрын

    • @Alexis Cohen which video?

      @tedtom1566@tedtom15663 жыл бұрын

    • @@tedtom1566 from the one where they used Jeremy Renner's app

      @oranges7706@oranges77063 жыл бұрын

  • PLOT TWIST: drew is a seahorse and thats why he's pregnant

    @eamanu3243@eamanu32433 жыл бұрын

    • its all in the ocean and thats why the names of places are different and its not danny gonzalez its actually dolphin man

      @eamanu3243@eamanu32433 жыл бұрын

    • @@rowaneditspeppa3361 you mean drew

      @eamanu3243@eamanu32433 жыл бұрын

    • Not to mention that he said something “horsely”

      @michelleantici6651@michelleantici66513 жыл бұрын

    • @@michelleantici6651 yes

      @eamanu3243@eamanu32433 жыл бұрын

    • I never realized how much he looks like a sea horse

      @lvbboi9@lvbboi93 жыл бұрын

  • "Meanwhile, at the suicide hospital" needs to be the name of an emo band.

    @Joe90h@Joe90h11 ай бұрын

    • you’ve heard of panic! at the disco. now get ready for…

      @laceyrainbolt5432@laceyrainbolt5432Ай бұрын

  • i love how 5 years later this video is considered a cult classic and quoted by everyone on a daily basis

    @z1ggy.stardu5t@z1ggy.stardu5t17 күн бұрын

  • "How cringe do you want your fan fiction to be?" *Author* "Yes"

    @bluepencil9451@bluepencil94515 жыл бұрын

    • Blue Pencil the author: No way!

      @cj-md6id@cj-md6id4 жыл бұрын

    • I bet they live in *C H I G A C O*

      @number1coolestwizard@number1coolestwizard4 жыл бұрын

    • they forgot to say no homo after the video

      @owenlewis4402@owenlewis44024 жыл бұрын

    • I was cringing the whole time.

      @anotakulynx6187@anotakulynx61874 жыл бұрын

    • Keanu_ Hatsu lmao😂

      @ayeeitzchelsea8974@ayeeitzchelsea89744 жыл бұрын

  • Some quotes- “LOGAN PAIL?!” “he BUSTED out of the bathroom” “DENNY!!” “The office of the doctors office” “Jackie whipped a tear from her eye” “Jackie yelled I to the phone” “she flipped her hair back revealing her badass studded belt” “and say at the couch” “costal rica” “meanwhile in chigaco”

    @StarsOnTheR00f@StarsOnTheR00f3 жыл бұрын

    • GO LOGAN GO AWAY

      @mollymoocow7908@mollymoocow79083 жыл бұрын

    • Jackie called 011

      @hatsunememekuoisaneet@hatsunememekuoisaneet3 жыл бұрын

    • Jackie whipped a tear from her face

      @saradrawsstuff@saradrawsstuff3 жыл бұрын

    • meanwhile in chigaco,

      @audreyxx8311@audreyxx83113 жыл бұрын

    • "Suicide hospital" "Coastal Rico" "Today I finally told Drew that it will never happen again. Never kiss him again. I am with someone else." "They made out and wiggled around on the couch"

      @honeysplashh6427@honeysplashh64273 жыл бұрын

  • Every time my dad goes to Chicago I think of "Meanwhile in Chigaco" and it makes me burst out laughing every time.

    @Abbyxx812@Abbyxx812Ай бұрын

    • i will never hear chicago the same ever again. i keep typing it as "chigaco" too

      @theEverchase@theEverchaseАй бұрын

    • @@theEverchase Same thing with Costa Rica. It will always be Coastal Rica.

      @Abbyxx812@Abbyxx812Ай бұрын

    • @@Abbyxx812 LITERALLY TRUUUUEEEEEE

      @theEverchase@theEverchaseАй бұрын

  • I would love for them to make a short film version of this it would be so funny 💀

    @obs3rv3@obs3rv39 ай бұрын

    • It would be great if someone animated this video!

      @mariamiller5284@mariamiller52849 ай бұрын

  • I love how Danny Gonzalez is always capitalized and drew gooden never is.

    @sadiemcc9363@sadiemcc93634 жыл бұрын

    • It also alternates between Danny Gonzalez and Danny Gonzales for no reason

      @ausernameiguess7058@ausernameiguess70584 жыл бұрын

    • I love all of these comments l o l

      @breadcrumbs5308@breadcrumbs53083 жыл бұрын

    • what about drew gooden in the title?

      @buttonsforabby@buttonsforabby3 жыл бұрын

    • Thats cause drew NEVER caps 😎

      @hyuckhyuck@hyuckhyuck3 жыл бұрын

    • @@ausernameiguess7058 drew is low-key

      @catelyn719@catelyn7193 жыл бұрын

  • “I would never do the things that are written in this” “Do you wanna act it out?”

    @charliesutherland1588@charliesutherland15884 жыл бұрын

    • They did what they swore not to do.

      @RayFromStarborn@RayFromStarborn4 жыл бұрын

    • Rea The Bun I’m waiting for the fan edit where they do it and then die, thats when we know weve gone too far 😂

      @charliesutherland1588@charliesutherland15884 жыл бұрын

    • They didn't kiss :(

      @jerryveve3397@jerryveve33974 жыл бұрын

    • Jerry Veve yeah :(

      @charliesutherland1588@charliesutherland15884 жыл бұрын

    • “you became the very thing you swore to destroy”

      @cryingthrowingup4256@cryingthrowingup42564 жыл бұрын

  • Coming back to this now, "Virgins for lives, despite the wives" is in fact not true anymore. But on a more serious note.. Congrats, Danny. 🎉

    @addi4637@addi463711 ай бұрын

    • i cant believe danny is pregnant

      @kylar-cat@kylar-cat8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@kylar-cat is it Logan pails?

      @arianna1906@arianna19067 ай бұрын

    • *Denny

      @sluggiex4141@sluggiex41417 ай бұрын

    • @@arianna1906 It's a virgin mary situation, actually

      @Louis-ty6li@Louis-ty6li6 ай бұрын

  • the funniest thing was when you both said "suicide and sex scene". I never thought i would hear those two specific words next to each other but here we are.

    @Planet_Folk_Memories@Planet_Folk_Memories9 ай бұрын

  • Guys, I don't think they're virgins... _They touched hands._

    @nutnutnutnutnut@nutnutnutnutnut5 жыл бұрын

    • They hugged too 👀👀👀

      @CS-di1dt@CS-di1dt5 жыл бұрын

    • _and_ they fell into a kiss!

      @kaylinn7652@kaylinn76525 жыл бұрын

    • And then they made out right there!!

      @harlequeenchannel@harlequeenchannel5 жыл бұрын

    • Silver Nut 0.0 :0 no way....

      @crystalvitagliano6381@crystalvitagliano63815 жыл бұрын

    • HarleQueen not to mention they're both holding the Paul brothers' babies

      @crystalvitagliano6381@crystalvitagliano63815 жыл бұрын

  • this story is inaccurate... if danny ever had a baby with someone, they’d be GREGnant...?

    @amyisaway7800@amyisaway78005 жыл бұрын

    • "Am i pregant? Am i pragnent? Am i pargant? Am i g r e g n a n t? Am i pegnate?? Help!? Is there a possibility that i'm pegrent? Am i pregegnant or am i okay? Could i be pregonate? How do i know if I'M prengan? Can i be prregnant???? Can u get pregante?? Can u down a 20 foot waterslide while pegnat? How can I get my gf pragnet? What happened when get pergenat? Will my get pragnan? What is best time to sex to be come pregnart Are these systoms of being pregarnt? Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat? If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.? 38+2 weeks pregananant? Can you burn a luigi board?

      @heck875@heck8755 жыл бұрын

    • @@heck875 you're my new favourite person

      @amyisaway7800@amyisaway78005 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@amyisaway7800 thank you i've never gotten that before lol so thanks

      @heck875@heck8755 жыл бұрын

    • love you so fucking much for this

      @sukiwah@sukiwah4 жыл бұрын

    • No but it was drew being gregnant, not danny.

      @fluffjuice5743@fluffjuice57434 жыл бұрын

  • My only concern is how Danny managed to live through this entire fan fiction while having a heart attack.

    @OzzietheHuman@OzzietheHuman5 ай бұрын

  • Drew: Danny i have something to tell you *holds up positive pregnancy test* i-i have testicular cancer

    @aelamanning9258@aelamanning92588 ай бұрын

    • BAHAHAHAHA💀

      @_.earthing._@_.earthing._8 ай бұрын

  • i like how they breezed over drew getting pregnant and focused on the inaccuracy of how long pregnancy tests take

    @nebulanaptime@nebulanaptime4 жыл бұрын

    • You mean they were funny instead of unfunny?

      @seigeengine@seigeengine4 жыл бұрын

    • i don’t think criticising male pregnancy would be funny as it’s a GIVEN that it’s incorrect. the author knows men can’t get pregnant, but they don’t know that pregnancy tests don’t take 5 seconds to do.

      @beefykeith48@beefykeith484 жыл бұрын

    • CLEARLY it’s because drew has been pregnant before

      @zina2435@zina24354 жыл бұрын

    • Heather Murphy lmaooo right? Like not the fact that drew, a man, is pregnant. 😂😂

      @mayajefferson5990@mayajefferson59904 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah. Instead of thinking “hM mEn caNt gET pRegNanT” they focused on timing inaccuracy lol

      @ally5618@ally56184 жыл бұрын

  • *kidnaps drew, takes him to a different country, punches him once* "But I never got to tell Denny I love him!" *Understandable, have a nice day* Edit: I misspelled Denny's name I am so sorry Edit 2: I accidentally capitalized the D in drew because the author literally never capitalized drew's name

    @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625@whenfunnydancingcockroach46253 жыл бұрын

    • The police literally did nothing and the kidnappers didn't come back to take him again

      @nicolelouise9779@nicolelouise97793 жыл бұрын

    • denny*

      @-aamondm6868@-aamondm68683 жыл бұрын

    • OMFG YOUR PROFILE PICTURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME

      @toodilu@toodilu3 жыл бұрын

  • Okay but imagine being Danny's kid, search his name in Google and found a fic of him getting married and having a kid with his best friend

    @IMGLADUREVILT00@IMGLADUREVILT00 Жыл бұрын

  • why am i just now realizing how much jackie is giving ebony dark'ness dementia raven way. even down to the over-explaining how cool and edgy she looks as soon as she's introduced lol

    @g.jaundy@g.jaundy14 күн бұрын

  • Judging by Jake Paul's book, I'm 99% sure he's the author

    @mrmeatman9948@mrmeatman99483 жыл бұрын

    • wait that actually makes sense considering jackie is most definitely a self insert, jake = jackie😳

      @jildavison@jildavison3 жыл бұрын

    • @@jildavison 😳😳😳😳😳

      @mrmeatman9948@mrmeatman99483 жыл бұрын

    • He’s secretly a hardcore Greg and little stinker

      @gummilatte1618@gummilatte16183 жыл бұрын

    • this is my new favourite thing

      @bellamal8293@bellamal82933 жыл бұрын

    • Jake Paul being in the story wasn't his self insert, Jackie is the real self insert. Jackie is his secret true self, because he's closeted trans and he likes men too

      @loganmiller7827@loganmiller78273 жыл бұрын

  • "Coastal rica" "Logan pail" "Chigaco" "Wriggling on the couch" "Whipped a tear" "Horsely" "Confrotingly" "Watched as they watched" "Look black at the video" "Denny" "011" "Yelling i to the phone" "Cideo" "Suicide hospital" "Spun around and glared at Jake" "Gawked" "Office of the Dr office" "To be continue" "Popped in" "Said hula"

    @ihavelemonade5640@ihavelemonade56404 жыл бұрын

    • Suicide hospital is my favorite lol

      @angelkitten2334@angelkitten23344 жыл бұрын

    • @@angelkitten2334 my favorite is logan pail

      @ihavelemonade5640@ihavelemonade56404 жыл бұрын

    • @@angelkitten2334 My favorite is wriggling on the couch.

      @welcome_to_nowhere@welcome_to_nowhere4 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed for a solid 30 seconds Oops I meant "laffed"

      @rylanpedroza_@rylanpedroza_4 жыл бұрын

    • My fave is "whipped a tear" 😂

      @chrezveltejero93@chrezveltejero934 жыл бұрын

  • "What are your pronouns?" "man/husband"

    @BlueCatarex@BlueCatarex11 ай бұрын

  • “Virgin for lives despite the wives” Well Danny, do you have something to say?

    @azetac_@azetac_11 ай бұрын

    • Denny has lied to us 😨

      @izzycraft9972@izzycraft997211 ай бұрын

  • Funny how Shakespeares been real quiet since this dropped

    @Nnyandmmy@Nnyandmmy4 жыл бұрын

    • Strawberry Milk 69 likes

      @AlbertFingernoodle959@AlbertFingernoodle9594 жыл бұрын

    • underrated comment.

      @290subscriberswithnovideos7@290subscriberswithnovideos74 жыл бұрын

    • 72 Subscribers With No Videos underrated cutie pie!

      @Nnyandmmy@Nnyandmmy4 жыл бұрын

    • I really enjoy this comment because it's technically true

      @mushroompoet@mushroompoet4 жыл бұрын

    • THIS SENT ME

      @morcoroni@morcoroni4 жыл бұрын

  • I love how absolutely nothing has been planned. Not the wedding, or the engagement, the sentence structure

    @theartistformerlyknownasmm246@theartistformerlyknownasmm2464 жыл бұрын

    • This author be like *sets up action* *fade to black*

      @theartistformerlyknownasmm246@theartistformerlyknownasmm2464 жыл бұрын

    • me writting an essay

      @I_love_dr_stone@I_love_dr_stone4 жыл бұрын

    • You writing a comment

      @phoenixcurrents91@phoenixcurrents914 жыл бұрын

    • Like Drew gets kidnapped, and then they stop

      @micahschmitz859@micahschmitz8594 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair that is also how I write

      @afanontheceiling@afanontheceiling4 жыл бұрын

  • There are so many things in this video that I still quote to this day. Whenever someone loses something I always feel the need to respond with "I'm so sorry, the Team 10 will help you find it" and nobody ever understands what I'm going on about.

    @elle-24@elle-244 ай бұрын

  • i like how denny received a message saying he has to make a video admitting the pauls brothers are better to get drew back yet didnt seem to suspect logan of anything. nor did he question how drew got back without having to make the video

    @sallymon3752@sallymon3752 Жыл бұрын

  • Ethan saying "I do Jewish weddings but I can still count for you" still fucking gets me and it's been two years

    @hanpines3808@hanpines38082 жыл бұрын

    • Why would it matter if he does Jewish weddings. You just need a license to marry. It doesn’t matter how the ceremony is carried out.

      @seamusmckeon9109@seamusmckeon91092 жыл бұрын

    • @@seamusmckeon9109 Yeah I know that's why it's so funny

      @hanpines3808@hanpines38082 жыл бұрын

    • HELPPPP SAME IT KILLS ME

      @glowvxn@glowvxn2 жыл бұрын

    • @@seamusmckeon9109 They just wanted to remind you that Ethan is, indeed... JEWISH.

      @amityislandchum@amityislandchum2 жыл бұрын

    • @@seamusmckeon9109 yes, that is the funny

      @NotFckingBen@NotFckingBen2 жыл бұрын

  • "Marvel is the most ambitious crossover in history." Author of this fanfic: "Hold my non-alcoholic beverage."

    @graziousgirl@graziousgirl3 жыл бұрын

    • “Hold my sake (an Asian drink)”

      @justasmltwngir1732@justasmltwngir17323 жыл бұрын

    • Commen

      @thedevilofmagic3193@thedevilofmagic31932 жыл бұрын

    • @@justasmltwngir1732 I'm not sure if the author was old enough to drink yet

      @graziousgirl@graziousgirl2 жыл бұрын

    • @•wolfixx cranburry• well ok, they're either over 17 and drank while making this or under 15 and just have the... Creativity... Of a teenager

      @graziousgirl@graziousgirl2 жыл бұрын

    • @@graziousgirl I don’t know why but I picture both at the same time

      @GA_131@GA_1312 жыл бұрын

  • It’s been five years but I still can’t get over how the father of Drew’s baby was Jake Paul but Logan was trying to claim that it was him

    @Sophie-rq1xu@Sophie-rq1xu3 ай бұрын

  • The fanfiction glosses over so much but the author decided it would be too ludicrous to not mention that Ethan can't do christian weddings because he's jewish. The suicide hospital remains unexplained but I'll be damned if Ethan does a regular christian wedding

    @gugisgug@gugisgug4 ай бұрын

  • Amanda landing back from Afghanistan to see Drew and Danny married to each other with a baby “👁👄👁”

    @thogkarennapaisti4878@thogkarennapaisti48783 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @jaruna3662@jaruna36623 жыл бұрын

    • 2 babies

      @epicremarc@epicremarc3 жыл бұрын

    • Not a baby two babies

      @spoonpilled2117@spoonpilled21173 жыл бұрын

    • Danny and drew: 👀👄👀 Edit: dam ok thats gotta be my most popular post on youtube yet

      @Zarmdthecoolest@Zarmdthecoolest3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Zarmdthecoolest do they now share a collective mouth? Actually, nevermind that question. I'd rather not know

      @iRradiantRayne@iRradiantRayne3 жыл бұрын

  • how is nobody else mentioning the “I can marry you, I do Jewish weddings, but, it can still count?” I was fucking crying , this person can’t even get the protagonists correct but remembered to be respectful of Ethans religion 💀

    @trashbiscuits1906@trashbiscuits19062 жыл бұрын

    • The best part is how the wedding dialogue was pretty much the exact same as the first time.

      @JacobPDeIiNoNi@JacobPDeIiNoNi2 жыл бұрын

    • they've got their priorities straight

      @mysticalpanda683@mysticalpanda683 Жыл бұрын

    • @@mysticalpanda683 unlike Drew & Danny

      @Meleedropped@Meleedropped Жыл бұрын

    • They may be a little confused but they got the spirit

      @nickeynouse6093@nickeynouse6093 Жыл бұрын

    • @@nickeynouse6093 BRO, UNRELATED, BUT I LOVE THE GIRL IN RED PROFILE PICTURE

      @user-ct2xl5cv9v@user-ct2xl5cv9v Жыл бұрын

  • I watch this documentary every night before bed

    @lightning-armor@lightning-armor10 ай бұрын

    • How sane are you

      @xsunflwrr@xsunflwrr10 ай бұрын

  • this is genuinely my favorite video on the internet

    @gabycola@gabycolaАй бұрын

  • Cringey wattpad stories acted out are the most hilarious thing

    @violentbob@violentbob5 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr lmao

      @faith9196@faith91965 жыл бұрын

    • yessss

      @spaericy@spaericy5 жыл бұрын

    • And their reactions were 👌🏼

      @THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM5 жыл бұрын

    • its a very specific genre of youtube videos that i adore

      @murderouscroww@murderouscroww5 жыл бұрын

    • I know righttttttt!!!!!

      @melanylikestodraw1825@melanylikestodraw18255 жыл бұрын

  • How to get out of any kidnapping: “I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH THAT I LOVED THEM”

    @sharkfunded@sharkfunded5 жыл бұрын

    • sprite cranberry of course

      @esdraslopez4658@esdraslopez46585 жыл бұрын

    • This is vital information

      @LoveLee_Dreamer@LoveLee_Dreamer5 жыл бұрын

    • **gets kidnapped** Me: I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH I LIKE HIM! Kidnapper: Oh ok I'll let you go! Me: **runs away** hahahaha I don't have a crush

      @jojeli1316@jojeli13165 жыл бұрын

    • ok i'll let u go

      @michaelw7385@michaelw73855 жыл бұрын

    • @@jojeli1316 if that ever worked I would die laughing as soon as I got away

      @7ratsinasoup317@7ratsinasoup3175 жыл бұрын

  • Not ashamed to say that this is both my favorite Danny and Drew video. The way they work off each other is LEGENDARY.

    @mormonfreegan4986@mormonfreegan4986 Жыл бұрын
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