The Light Show With Stephen Colb-Air - We're All In This Together

2020 ж. 17 Нау.
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We're all in this together. No red states or blue states. Just 50 anxious, pale states. This is a crisis that we have to face together... By staying as far apart as possible. #Colbert #Quarantine #Monologue
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  • This whole situation is proof that Stephen Colbert & John Batiste are the absolute best combination in late night. I could watch Stephen talking on his porch and John playing piano in his house for hours and hours. They are both that good. The writers are that good too.

    @adelebrown4526@adelebrown45264 жыл бұрын
    • Except they eat babies so. Yea real great people.

      @devinreed5725@devinreed57254 жыл бұрын
    • @@devinreed5725 Seems you were high when you wrote that, huh?

      @alexisrivera200xable@alexisrivera200xable4 жыл бұрын
    • @@alexisrivera200xable just wait. This guy gets high on adrenochrome. These monsters are getting what's coming to em.

      @devinreed5725@devinreed57254 жыл бұрын
    • The writers are phenomenal, and Stephen Colbert is genuinely such a great human being.

      @breadmoneyarchival@breadmoneyarchival4 жыл бұрын
    • They have all the time in the world and let jon play 10 notes at the end.

      @josephneider7332@josephneider73324 жыл бұрын
  • Are you kidding me??? That Jon Baptise clip of him playing Pure Imagination was way too short, we need a full version!!!

    @kevinvanhove5834@kevinvanhove58344 жыл бұрын
    • Yes!

      @carolfisher5178@carolfisher51784 жыл бұрын
    • Yes.. also John B. Has been playing Scrabble. 😁

      @maurakgb@maurakgb4 жыл бұрын
    • Release the Pure Imagination Butthole Cut

      @ryancarter9270@ryancarter92704 жыл бұрын
    • I want the full version of Pure Imagination!!!!!!

      @Soggy-In-Seattle@Soggy-In-Seattle4 жыл бұрын
    • There's always too little Jon 💔

      @TahtahmesDiary@TahtahmesDiary4 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen should interview his guests from his balcony while they are standing in the street.

    @markporter9738@markporter97384 жыл бұрын
    • That would be the Desperate Housewives edition of the Romeo & Juliet play

      @drgaidhane@drgaidhane4 жыл бұрын
    • Look at how posh his house is, and look at how he has expensive airpods, this is all money that he could have given to the *BLACK MAN.*

      @randomfullywonderful@randomfullywonderful4 жыл бұрын
    • @@randomfullywonderful Jesus, Randomly. His name is Jon.

      @FireheadLazzo@FireheadLazzo4 жыл бұрын
  • Every day, I thank God for Stephen Colbert, his broadcasts make getting through these terrible days bearable, come back quickly from your week off Stephen - we need you to help us keep our spirits up during this trying times. God Bless you for being there for us.

    @IllyriaIllyar@IllyriaIllyar4 жыл бұрын
  • The world needs more Jon Batiste jamming at home on his piano. Seriously, I could listen all day to that.

    @LeggoMyEigo@LeggoMyEigo4 жыл бұрын
    • that was a fun song as an outro

      @dyan785@dyan7854 жыл бұрын
    • I had the same thought!

      @elfsong713@elfsong7134 жыл бұрын
    • Something tells me John Baptiste may create KZhead channel from this outbreak.

      @Jace888@Jace8884 жыл бұрын
    • He is so great 💜💜💜

      @edvh88@edvh884 жыл бұрын
    • Check him out on Spotify or other streaming services he has released a ton of stuff including a very nice cover of Green Hill Zone from Sonic

      @raymondocdol8626@raymondocdol86264 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen: it’s a pandemic, there probably isn’t anyone around to stop me from saying butthole as many times as possible in one episode.

    @cloerockham8812@cloerockham88124 жыл бұрын
    • yeah I couldn't stop giggling like a high schooler . I wondered if I have a sick sense of humor , well it helps to know i'm not alone .

      @mrwascallyt9865@mrwascallyt98654 жыл бұрын
    • "Just have the editors of cats digitally remove your butthole," in response to the toilet paper shortage, was quite honestly the best use of the word in my opinion.

      @PanickedTato@PanickedTato4 жыл бұрын
    • Mlm mop

      @judylimson2680@judylimson26804 жыл бұрын
    • Thrasymachus Monk the economy is in another “TRUMP SLUMP” during the TRUMP VIRUS PANDEMIC!!

      @donnydrumpf457@donnydrumpf4574 жыл бұрын
    • EAT IT

      @Alfareon@Alfareon4 жыл бұрын
  • This was golden. You sir, are a treasure. My ribs were hurting from laughing. And then you got me a bit misty eyed with your closing message. Thank you, Mr. Colbert

    @angelat2587@angelat25874 жыл бұрын
    • Did you. Did you really though.

      @cameronsmith9282@cameronsmith92824 жыл бұрын
    • Angela - "Ditto" - sometimes it just takes a few of encouragement. Regards from New Zealand

      @joanne4758@joanne47584 жыл бұрын
    • then i guess you will die from watching trevor noah

      @FS-me8mj@FS-me8mj4 жыл бұрын
    • Smokin hot

      @ronbrown8611@ronbrown86114 жыл бұрын
  • The fact that the biggest proponent for compassion and medicare for all can be so soundly defeated IN THE MIDDLE OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC is one of the most depressing things ever.

    @Sirenhound@Sirenhound4 жыл бұрын
    • pretty sure the reason it's depressing isn't because of bernie's alleged ego... pretty sure, it's the fact that you have to honor the wrong side of a democracy with the due dignity they refuse

      @PanicbyExample@PanicbyExample4 жыл бұрын
    • @wattlesong you sound like a partisan hack. I bet you criticize a Republican or Independent for any corrupt thing they do, but then turn around and defend the same corruption done by a Democrat.

      @aswaney7449@aswaney74494 жыл бұрын
  • He still pauses for the audience’s laughter. Edit: Thank you for all the likes. 🙂

    @stephanies3246@stephanies32464 жыл бұрын
    • we are laughing

      @nancydeis7121@nancydeis71214 жыл бұрын
    • I think all the late night hosts are doing it.

      @1bornconfused922@1bornconfused9224 жыл бұрын
    • He's a pro, all right.

      @alexandragrant4524@alexandragrant45244 жыл бұрын
    • I appreciate it 🤣🤣

      @DarthRevan42@DarthRevan424 жыл бұрын
    • That just makes it even more spooky. Steven without an audience is already wrong in some fundamental way.

      @MichaelRainabbaRichardson@MichaelRainabbaRichardson4 жыл бұрын
  • Jon Baptiste has the smile of an angel and seeing it lifts my heart. Great way to end the segment.

    @loorthedarkelf8353@loorthedarkelf83534 жыл бұрын
    • It was, but we should have had a lot more!

      @ValerieJNorse@ValerieJNorse4 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I could watch just a three hour cut of him freestyling on his piano

      @durden441@durden4414 жыл бұрын
    • I want as many minutes of John playing his healing balm as they gave us seconds. We all need to feel love for each other, and music is the language of love.

      @wordzmyth@wordzmyth4 жыл бұрын
    • yessss more John

      @scarsunseen24@scarsunseen244 жыл бұрын
    • durden441 Yes! I knew he was talented, but on his own with just his piano yesterday, it was obvious just how crazy talented he is!

      @laras678@laras6784 жыл бұрын
  • Wow, I loved the ending. A very raw emotion towards end. This is why I love Colbert such an amazing guy.

    @jackpeteson799@jackpeteson7994 жыл бұрын
    • sincerity. once you can fake that, you've got it made.

      @peterg5383@peterg53834 жыл бұрын
  • @12:45 - the correct answer to “do you have a horse menu” is “nay.”

    @Justanotherconsumer@Justanotherconsumer4 жыл бұрын
    • We are but men.... rock! AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh. - Tenacious D, Tribute.

      @elliotharvie8657@elliotharvie86574 жыл бұрын
  • I did not expect to hear the word “butthole” that many times.

    @loganzmusic@loganzmusic4 жыл бұрын
    • I did not expect to hear the word "Trump" that few times. This must be somehow connected. Some kind of secret exchange, a placeholder? Let's get philosophic about this!

      @Ulrich.Bierwisch@Ulrich.Bierwisch4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Ulrich.Bierwisch They're interchangeable.

      @krisfrederick5001@krisfrederick50014 жыл бұрын
    • @@krisfrederick5001 👏👏👏👏

      @sleeplessinseattle5160@sleeplessinseattle51604 жыл бұрын
    • Hey Logan Miller so hard to add a comment. Late show you did a great job today. And I loved the butthole theme. Lol

      @TheGossipGays@TheGossipGays4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Ulrich.Bierwisch well, I am sure the correlation is because Trump IS a living butthole.

      @richardmcdonald7565@richardmcdonald75654 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen, Stephen’s team: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, SO MUCH for keeping us smiling... don’t know how I’ll make it until you guys come back on “air” but will have to find a way! Namaste

    @bboop25@bboop254 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @hettyj8335@hettyj83354 жыл бұрын
  • RIP to the thousands who have lost their lives, and all of their families. And RIP to the thousands who will sadly still succumb to this disease. Thank you, to all of the actual heroes who serve on the front lines, battling this disease. Doctors, nurses, EMS, and any other medical professionals. My parents are immunocompromised, and we live in California. I’m sure plenty of people are happy to flame me for living where I was born, but in any case, I wish everyone well. This will be difficult, to put it in the lightest possible terms. I humbly ask all of the new parents out there, to stay safe, and eventually, to share this story, so that future generations might learn from what we’re going through today.

    @moose6667@moose66674 жыл бұрын
  • We are all in this together, but only half of us are taking it seriously.

    @dspondike@dspondike4 жыл бұрын
  • I absolutely love the quiet pauses where the laughs are supposed to be.

    @hmaj@hmaj4 жыл бұрын
    • IKR😃😁💙🇺🇸

      @nicolebrown1927@nicolebrown19274 жыл бұрын
    • That’s where the laughs are still happening. I’m laughing!

      @pamelaroyce5285@pamelaroyce52854 жыл бұрын
    • Not quiet at my house...laughed so hard I'm coughing...kind of a dry cough with a tiny bit of congestion at the end. Does that mean anything? I'm not really being satirical here.

      @dtschuor459@dtschuor4594 жыл бұрын
    • Wasn't quiet here during laugh pauses - he is so smart and so funny I can't help but laugh out loud! 😂😂👏👏👏

      @debim8686@debim86864 жыл бұрын
    • @@dtschuor459 I laughed. coughed, and hacked through the entire show -- twice. Then forwarded to my parents and other relatives. hahahahahaha

      @MrAnon4700@MrAnon47004 жыл бұрын
  • I love everything about these social distancing videos. The fact that Stephen abandoned his shaving routine, the awkward silences to allow the non-existent audience to laugh, the fact that he's still in a suit today, but most of all that they are made at all. Thank you for keeping us entertained during all of this, Stephen, John and everyone else working on these!! xox

    @SuperLisa@SuperLisa4 жыл бұрын
    • yes

      @zane9964@zane99644 жыл бұрын
    • You forgot Conan

      @SmartWentCrazy@SmartWentCrazy4 жыл бұрын
    • want to say the same thing. Not being used to the silence instead of laughter, but very grateful to see Stephen's still making these videos to keep people entertained

      @gemmaz1207@gemmaz12074 жыл бұрын
    • They have to , I mean they have to make money LOL, doubt its solely made for keeping you entertained in quarantine

      @Momogamer9@Momogamer94 жыл бұрын
    • @@Momogamer9 why are you here commenting?

      @hazelmccloy1136@hazelmccloy11364 жыл бұрын
  • Wish they hadn't cut from John playing Pure Imagination. Would have gladly listened tonight.

    @RayMcNamaraMusic@RayMcNamaraMusic4 жыл бұрын
  • 14:15 - "Now you may not know this, but I rely on you so much" ... no, I realized that massively from watching the last-minute no-audience show of the prior Thursday. And more-so with the bath-tub Monday show, and somewhat the Tue fireside show. You DO take the audience energy in, and give it back. So, your soldiering on without that has struck me as heroic, ... more-so given how awkward and difficult it seemed for you, in some ways. But each day, you got your bearing more: Mon to Tue, and then Tue to this sublimely excellent show. It makes me very grateful, ... and sad to see you take hiatus, though surely you and your team deserve it. THANK-YOU for giving this your all, as you so clearly do, every time!

    @ZenGeekDad@ZenGeekDad4 жыл бұрын
  • I hope everyone at the Late Show realizes how much of a difference they're making by broadcasting Stephen from home. We need this. Thank you! Love to the whole wide world! May everyone stay safe & well & get any/all help when they need it. Washington State, USA

    @BellaWorldAni@BellaWorldAni4 жыл бұрын
    • Ani Bell. Well said.

      @davidcharlesiannotti3800@davidcharlesiannotti38004 жыл бұрын
    • Ani Bell Amen, Ani Bell; well said. Take good care.🙂💗Btw, I live in Wa. too.

      @trixiewheeler3483@trixiewheeler34834 жыл бұрын
    • All the best to you and your loved ones, all things good people!

      @annarehbinder7540@annarehbinder75404 жыл бұрын
    • Not buying it. America doesn't love the world, they spend billions every year bombing it, and they keep electing corporate-controlled politicians who'll watch the world burn down as long as their donors make buck off of it. I'm sick of all the fake compassion coming from people on TV who didn't seem to care when tens of thousands die every year because they can't afford healthcare

      @jftt42@jftt424 жыл бұрын
    • Yes! He always makes me feel better. So glad they’ve adapted. I can still hear the imaginary audience laughs in my head. Big ones and small ones! My actual laughs are still the same. 😉

      @smartaleci@smartaleci4 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen, you feel like family sometimes. You’re a good man and we’re all lucky to have you. Good luck to you, your staff, and your loved ones. Good luck to everyone on our planet. We’ll get through this.

    @garden_geek@garden_geek4 жыл бұрын
    • Beautifully stated. Yes.

      @TabithaDial@TabithaDial4 жыл бұрын
    • Well said. Thank you

      @fabiantalamantes1985@fabiantalamantes19854 жыл бұрын
    • J E I think this could be our Hoax

      @luminositymusicbrianpricka6357@luminositymusicbrianpricka63574 жыл бұрын
    • lovebabygirl.link/WHdt2o2KhM8a

      @mrdark7362@mrdark73624 жыл бұрын
    • People are helping each other and displaying compassion in ways that were all but unknown not too long ago. It's a shame that it takes a pandemic to make such a thing happen, but yes, we will get through this.

      @miriambucholtz9315@miriambucholtz93154 жыл бұрын
  • Wow. Is there any doubt in anyone's mind -whatsoever - as to who is truly the leader of our Nation?

    @lindabees8359@lindabees83594 жыл бұрын
    • None whatsoever! Remember the 2010 "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear" with Jon Stewart and Colbert? Those two guys are the cultural geniuses of our time.

      @annedwyer797@annedwyer7974 жыл бұрын
    • Fear and greed.

      @MrLoobu@MrLoobu4 жыл бұрын
  • You're the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Stephen! - you are more important to us than you can imagine -

    @toodlesoops7761@toodlesoops77614 жыл бұрын
  • I'd love to see John start doing a daily livestream of just him playing piano and chilling out. Think we need some calming piano music during this thing.

    @mikeuptonphoto@mikeuptonphoto4 жыл бұрын
    • I wholeheartedly endorse this message

      @presentfuture7563@presentfuture75634 жыл бұрын
    • yeah, disappointed they didn't give us the whole piece he was playing.

      @rebeccashuford348@rebeccashuford3484 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I was sad we didn't get to hear more of him.

      @silmarian@silmarian4 жыл бұрын
    • You know, lots of people play piano, and not all of them are on TV every night. Just a thought.

      @burbanpoison2494@burbanpoison24944 жыл бұрын
    • Max Johnson Your point being? We want to see and hear Jon. We know all our options. It’s not one OR the other. *facepalm*

      @thegardeningwriterTT@thegardeningwriterTT4 жыл бұрын
  • "Colbaaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrr..." Can we meet the announcer lady please? Interview her? She does a lovely job and is so pleasant even in these scary times. She deserves a raise for making me laugh with just a few words changed. And I'd love to see Colbert interview Cooper.

    @David-dz1cb@David-dz1cb4 жыл бұрын
    • You've probably already seen her. She plays Jill Newslady in the fake news segments.

      @phaelox@phaelox4 жыл бұрын
    • Seriously, of course it's Jill Newslady. It's such a recognizable voice, and she is quite funny/lovely in all her Real News tonight segments.

      @jlwilder8436@jlwilder84364 жыл бұрын
    • As soon as I heard that my day was already made. I was dying over how she's still going on when Stephen was already talking 😂

      @faithdelapaz529@faithdelapaz5294 жыл бұрын
    • I don’t like her coice

      @manuel0578@manuel05784 жыл бұрын
    • @@manuel0578 Or her cace, or her cersonality.

      @emjayay@emjayay4 жыл бұрын
  • “The monologue that is my monologue” still firing on all cylinders, team. Thank you

    @adamandersen6068@adamandersen60684 жыл бұрын
  • Honestly, you guys rock. Thank you @LSSC 🙏

    @xy6845@xy68454 жыл бұрын
  • Seeing John at the piano makes the general hellscape of self quarantine much better.

    @roseschoen3679@roseschoen36794 жыл бұрын
    • Spotting the Scrabble game behind him made me smile, too. A little glimpse into how Jon and Suleika are spending their time.

      @MichaelShuler@MichaelShuler4 жыл бұрын
    • Jon's happy smile and great piano playing always make me feel better!

      @FriendlyRambler@FriendlyRambler4 жыл бұрын
    • Rose Schoen - 👍 It is also quite fun to go around liking inspiring comments like yours!

      @christinechin1909@christinechin19094 жыл бұрын
    • We love positive community support ❤❤❤

      @roseschoen3679@roseschoen36794 жыл бұрын
  • As a healthcare professional who goes to work everyday in a hospital.........Uploads like this are a breath of fresh air & a welcome break from it all.......so THANK YOU!!!

    @emswim73@emswim734 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for what you do god bless!

      @bb_arcadia5752@bb_arcadia57524 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for putting others' lives first. Thank you for waking up every morning believing in humanity and humor. People like you keep us going. Thank you.

      @vickymadison4478@vickymadison44784 жыл бұрын
    • @Pitbull Romans 5:8 hahahahaha Where did the virus come from, space gremlins?

      @aluisious@aluisious4 жыл бұрын
    • thank you and god bless

      @thegreatest1176@thegreatest11764 жыл бұрын
    • Amen! It's my go to before every 12hr shift... RN for 15 years, I'm getting too old for this LOL but seriously I am grateful for all healthcare professionals!!!

      @kitcobain444@kitcobain4444 жыл бұрын
  • I know this is going to get buried but Stephen, please don't stop doing these, this is one of the few sources of joy in my life right now and its helping me get though this quarantine. Also as I typed this just as Stephen said he was going on a break :(

    @vertexgaming1886@vertexgaming18864 жыл бұрын
  • THANK YOU for putting this show together on KZhead.. with everything going on, you guys could easily send everyone involved home.. it is much appreciated that you do this. We need you right now!!! :) much 💖 from Texas.

    @dezignmachine@dezignmachine4 жыл бұрын
    • well, i mean.. yea, they're mostly home.. LOL.. but putting their energy into the show.. thanks!!!

      @dezignmachine@dezignmachine4 жыл бұрын
  • At some point during Quarantinewhile, when Stephen kinda broke himself, he broke me too. I couldn't help but laugh about the absurdity of it all. You guys are making the most out of a terrible situation, so kudos to you!

    @soulwarrior@soulwarrior4 жыл бұрын
    • 11:58

      @GalGreen@GalGreen4 жыл бұрын
    • @@GalGreen See, they broke me when they got to buttholes...though I thought the Kentucky Derby contestant, "Does this cough mean anything" has become my new reality.

      @dtschuor459@dtschuor4594 жыл бұрын
    • soulwarrior i ALOLd even sooner - he’s getting better at this

      @rosemarieholt2261@rosemarieholt22614 жыл бұрын
  • You made me cry. We are in lockdown in Italy, and I won't kid you it's scary. But I just wanted to thank you, John and your entire crew for not making us feel so isolated. The need laugh is more important now than ever. Stay safe!

    @susan9590@susan95904 жыл бұрын
    • Amazing how we're all in this together, but yet alone... I truly hope everything works out for you and your loved ones...as well as everyone else in the world. Take care Susan, and being scared is just a part of being human. Feel free to reach out through this comment section if you need to chat.

      @Kev621@Kev6214 жыл бұрын
    • ❤️🇭🇺 Stay strong

      @junglecat_rant@junglecat_rant4 жыл бұрын
    • Susan Love from the US! I am praying for (and crying for) Italy every day. Stay strong!

      @thekatephillips@thekatephillips4 жыл бұрын
    • Susan sending you lots of love!

      @CoachKats@CoachKats4 жыл бұрын
    • I think his name is Steven. Or am I misconstruing your meaning?

      @zeldafreak1975@zeldafreak19754 жыл бұрын
  • Thank You Mr. Colbert for your ability to be honest with a humorous flair!!!! Our world needs this during such a stressful time!!! And I, for one, so appreciate you!!! Thanks again, stay safe and Bless You!!!!! ~Cherri Aydelotte 🎶~

    @cherriaydelotte8327@cherriaydelotte83274 жыл бұрын
  • My job is closing indefinitely, but I’m thankful to be getting 2 week pay...I pray for all others that aren’t as fortunate and hope we can all get through this together!

    @EstusFlasked@EstusFlasked4 жыл бұрын
  • I need more of Jon smiling into the camera as he plays the piano. It calms the soul.

    @karennnyyy@karennnyyy4 жыл бұрын
    • I could have used a few more minutes of that... ❤️❤️❤️

      @angelaraber@angelaraber4 жыл бұрын
    • @@angelaraber I could have too...It's incredible how much I enjoy Jon Batiste.

      @racso1223@racso12234 жыл бұрын
    • The man brings in the cool air of an afternoon rainshower in New Orleans! More would be great!

      @red1one@red1one4 жыл бұрын
    • lovebabygirl.link/rcW6lASzQHca

      @mrdark7362@mrdark73624 жыл бұрын
    • dude if there was like a 30 minute video of that i could fall asleep to it so easy

      @adog3129@adog31294 жыл бұрын
  • I got so sad when I heard all the late shows were going off air. They were the thing that made handling the news a little lighter. So, it's so wonderful that everyone seems to be doing what they can to keep going despite the difficulties and be together digitally to keep the world turning as normally as possible. Even though that means late night hosts on TV just became KZheadrs. 😂

    @ellieswisher@ellieswisher4 жыл бұрын
    • Hiatus over Eastern was about to come, whether there's a virus or not.

      @o.b.7217@o.b.72174 жыл бұрын
    • ellieswisher That’s just how I’ve been feeling. The late shows going off the air hit me especially hard. I wish Seth Meyers was doing something, but I’ll take what I can get!

      @laras678@laras6784 жыл бұрын
    • get a life. these shows are terrible

      @jakethecommenter6910@jakethecommenter69104 жыл бұрын
    • @@jakethecommenter6910 So why are you watching this video?

      @ellieswisher@ellieswisher4 жыл бұрын
    • @@ellieswisher lol cause it's a youtube video. not the actual show lololol

      @jakethecommenter6910@jakethecommenter69104 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen from the bottom of my heart thank you. I’ve never been more grateful for the joy and beauty you bring into the world. You give me hope of a future after this mess. Thank you

    @willhicks6864@willhicks68644 жыл бұрын
    • Well said!

      @annedwyer797@annedwyer7974 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you Stephen. I love you. It is comforting to hear your voice.

    @christinagolden6180@christinagolden61804 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen, you have no idea how much it means to us that you are doing this. We need to laugh and appreciate you doing this. Thank you!

    @josephtuccillo6438@josephtuccillo64384 жыл бұрын
    • Joseph Tuccillo Amen to that! Stephen is a treasure and much thanks to all the crew behind the scenes.

      @JP-lu9ed@JP-lu9ed4 жыл бұрын
  • Funny and positive, without being in denial. Stephen may be thanking his audience, but here his audience surely must be thanking him.

    @fanofjets@fanofjets4 жыл бұрын
  • I love you Stephen!!! Can you give my mom and I tickets your show please when you come back? We would love to see you in person. Stay safe and god bless you. You are a beautiful person.

    @cutiegalore5376@cutiegalore53764 жыл бұрын
  • When he said "the Before Times," I felt sick to my stomach.

    @mimim7026@mimim70264 жыл бұрын
  • The lack of audience just proves Stephen Colbert is naturally charming and funny, he doesn’t need an audience to tell the viewer to laugh ♥️

    @MissLinkinParkLover@MissLinkinParkLover4 жыл бұрын
    • Interesting. All the lack of the audience does for me is show how unfunny he is

      @LordMooshroom@LordMooshroom4 жыл бұрын
    • VulcanMushroom haha, I don’t recommend you to watch the Daily Show without an audience then!

      @MissLinkinParkLover@MissLinkinParkLover4 жыл бұрын
    • @@LordMooshroom - you can't hear me but I'm laughing

      @ceciliaFX@ceciliaFX4 жыл бұрын
    • I concur. I am thankful for the laughter.

      @msteaguer1908@msteaguer19084 жыл бұрын
    • Sonojulia I hope to achieve the same kzhead.info/sun/qrSNhMaMiap4pp8/bejne.html late night from home w no audience

      @frostychickenprods@frostychickenprods4 жыл бұрын
  • Water, Fire, Air.... Earth? Is Colbert the avatar, the last colbender?

    @kazimierzdocktuh02@kazimierzdocktuh024 жыл бұрын
    • So are we missing wind and heart until Captain Planet comes. 🐱

      @eizapez3549@eizapez35494 жыл бұрын
    • @@eizapez3549 Well all the shut downs are actually having a positive effect on nature ... i mean THE WATER IN VENICE HAS BECOME CLEAR! its actually CLEAR. Dolphins are swimming in almost every italian harbor again and they come right up to the piers. CO² emissions are down aswell , first estimates are that for example in germany they are down 50% and because of that germany is on its way to reach the 2020 climate goal. economy is fucked tho ......

      @DonTekNO@DonTekNO4 жыл бұрын
    • I just about spit out my coffee. Thanks for that.

      @DanielleBerggren@DanielleBerggren4 жыл бұрын
    • @@DonTekNO Thank you for that. Confirming reports & reposting. Thanks again

      @pranakhan@pranakhan4 жыл бұрын
    • And don't forget wood.

      @dreamervanroom@dreamervanroom4 жыл бұрын
  • Jon Batiste's smile is pure joy. Thank you, Stephen Colbert. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

    @HaggisVitae@HaggisVitae4 жыл бұрын
  • I didn’t think it was possible to love and appreciate the people who make this show happen any more than I already did. Instead of leaving us all to our own morbid thoughts and dubious devices, you have taken your lemons and served us a refreshing pitcher of lemonade. God bless and keep you all! ❤️❤️❤️

    @keepup8868@keepup88684 жыл бұрын
    • Well said!

      @annedwyer797@annedwyer7974 жыл бұрын
  • If you could hear the collective laughter, Stephen, you'd know, how much we are glad you are with us.

    @fiddleybo5227@fiddleybo52274 жыл бұрын
    • Awww! ❤

      @polysom6345@polysom63454 жыл бұрын
  • I think we need to see more Jon Batiste piano solo performances!

    @atkman@atkman4 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed! Love him!

      @katmatally@katmatally4 жыл бұрын
    • Definitely.

      @slactweak@slactweak4 жыл бұрын
    • I'd love a whole hour of calming Batiste tunes, CBS.

      @shef23@shef234 жыл бұрын
    • @@shef23 That would be pretty cool.

      @slactweak@slactweak4 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, yes , yes!

      @red1one@red1one4 жыл бұрын
  • Finally! NOW WE START GETTING QUALITY PROGRAMMING. Thank you!

    @bizguide@bizguide4 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you, Mr. Colbert and all who helped put these shows together. You make it all doable with a spring in our step and a laugh in heart. You and your family be safe and take care.

    @stollenmaker@stollenmaker4 жыл бұрын
  • It's got to be tough for someone who's job depends so heavily on audience interaction... Good on ya, Stephen, for getting it done without that, thanks for all ya do! Keep the faith.

    @BrianVillegas67@BrianVillegas674 жыл бұрын
    • He was never funny in the first place. They are being Exposed.

      @everythingbutthegirlfan762@everythingbutthegirlfan7624 жыл бұрын
    • No, it's not tough for a guy who makes $15 million a year. It's tough for small business owners, low-to-mid level entertainment industry, factory, construction, gig economy workers... everyone who lives paycheck to paycheck and whose workplace is shut down. Maybe reserve your compassion for them, instead of millionaires like Colbert or Tom Hanks who are set for 3 lifetimes... Hell, feel sorry for Colbert's crew members, cameramen, junior writers even...

      @sugardaddy4714@sugardaddy47144 жыл бұрын
    • @Bob Smith Yes, let's gather around an orange, racist, womanizing racist, white supremacist. Initiates travel bans based on religion, ethnicity and nationality. Hopefully his time is coming to an end. Sooner than later.

      @ttsupra95@ttsupra954 жыл бұрын
    • @Bob Smith May be you should start with the hatemonger-in-chief at the White House.

      @MTMF.london@MTMF.london4 жыл бұрын
    • Sugar Daddy Well said! Thank you! These celebrities in Hollywood all hunkered down in their mansions with staff and supplies and food to last 20 yrs. It makes me sick that they are speaking advice. Please assholes!!! Here I am as a RN and I couldn’t even get a coronavirus test when I presented in my own ER with all the symptoms of it sick as hell. Yet they get one just because! I rode it out at home for two weeks and back to work for me. Yet there’s not even enough at the local stores to put a dinner together thanks to the hoarders who’ve taken everything from us who live check to check. Such a selfish self absorbed country we live in. I always thought the USA would be the best place to be in the event of a world catastrophe. I know now this is the LAST place I want my family to be. People here are so incredibly selfish and the chaos and panic our media incites is beyond criminal. I’m disgusted with my country and it’s people for the first time in my life.

      @ICURN82@ICURN824 жыл бұрын
  • Seriously, we need an hour of just Jon playing the piano.

    @ChefMimsy@ChefMimsy4 жыл бұрын
    • ChefMimsy I was thinking the same thing!

      @gwengillotti5171@gwengillotti51714 жыл бұрын
    • Yes yes we do!!!! So much joy!

      @MoniqueSvazlianTallon@MoniqueSvazlianTallon4 жыл бұрын
    • You can go on spotify and listen to his music.

      @jennifermcgoldrick6323@jennifermcgoldrick63234 жыл бұрын
    • ChefMimsy I am loving all the free concerts, story readings, and the like that entertainers are doing. It’s been very uplifting.

      @laras678@laras6784 жыл бұрын
    • i was disappointed hiw quickly it faded out :/

      @avihsnis@avihsnis4 жыл бұрын
  • Please don’t stop broadcasting - we need this!

    @sean8306@sean83064 жыл бұрын
  • We're all in this together!

    @allenraysmith7889@allenraysmith78894 жыл бұрын
  • Jon Batiste, a very talented musical angel.

    @metalspirit14@metalspirit144 жыл бұрын
    • Rebecca Pitman ❤️ 👍 😊

      @christinechin1909@christinechin19094 жыл бұрын
    • We need more Batiste!

      @giorgiogirardi4661@giorgiogirardi46614 жыл бұрын
    • I’m just upset he only got a few seconds in this one!

      @jacquie4963@jacquie49634 жыл бұрын
    • I wish his section had been longer.

      @nicholasgold9021@nicholasgold90214 жыл бұрын
    • Jon batiste is my spirit animal aspirant

      @fademusic1980@fademusic19804 жыл бұрын
  • Making people laugh at these high stress time is a gift

    @marywright4934@marywright49344 жыл бұрын
    • Yes it is!!!

      @KarleneE@KarleneE4 жыл бұрын
    • This man is a monster. The truth will come out.

      @devinreed5725@devinreed57254 жыл бұрын
    • Too bad he re-gifted before this episode because it wasn't funny.

      @mikecranapple8878@mikecranapple88784 жыл бұрын
  • Thank You Stephen! You sir are a national treasure and your attempts at soliciting laughter, often successful, are forever appreciated. To you & yours: Be Well.

    @josephbrowniii260@josephbrowniii2604 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen Colbert, this is for you and also Jon🙏Batiste 👏👏👏👏👏👏.

    @marcianodemidof7135@marcianodemidof71354 жыл бұрын
  • The last few seconds of Colbert's talk was very emotional. He looked genuinely emotional. It would be good if the politicians should talk on air about people's need to feel united and stop silly fighting even if they are socially distant front each other.

    @solprab@solprab4 жыл бұрын
    • Yea, that end bit go to me

      @Firehazerd5444@Firehazerd54444 жыл бұрын
  • This is honestly one of the funniest monologues you've ever done. I love you so much, TV dad. Thank you for giving us this quality content during hard times. Xo

    @haleyc4896@haleyc48964 жыл бұрын
    • He is a TV Dad!!!

      @melissalugo7553@melissalugo75534 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you! These aren't strange episodes - we rely on you so much. Pleased don't stop...this is one of the few things that makes our days...

    @victoriashipley2933@victoriashipley29334 жыл бұрын
  • Mr. Batiste, well played sir. One of my favorites. Thanks to all that make the show possible. Peace.

    @tommierios6518@tommierios65184 жыл бұрын
  • Quarantinewhile was exactly what I needed... could’ve gone with a longer play out by Jon... easily the most charming and calming part of yesterday’s home edition... but I could sit and listen to him play for hours the same way people watch those Yule Log videos.

    @chazblank2717@chazblank27174 жыл бұрын
    • He has his own KZhead channel kzhead.info 😘

      @clarewillison9379@clarewillison93794 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely. That was a perfect moment to listen to Jon for a bit.

      @dylanhuculak8458@dylanhuculak84584 жыл бұрын
    • would've enjoyed more music from jon..

      @mjzebon5041@mjzebon50414 жыл бұрын
    • @@clarewillison9379 link doesnt work

      @Parialated@Parialated4 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info try that link

      @ginny9577@ginny95774 жыл бұрын
  • I have never admired Stephen Colbert's comic timing more than when he has to do it without an audience. He still cracks me up regularly. An exceptional talent. Bravo!!!

    @serendipityshopnyc@serendipityshopnyc4 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for being a beacon of meaning in these uncertain times. Laughter is the best thing we can be focusing on right now

    @MadisonRaeMiller@MadisonRaeMiller4 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen, we live in re-defining times. Thank you for stepping up!

    @billkemp9315@billkemp93154 жыл бұрын
  • That little bit of "A World of Pure Imagination" at the end brought a tear to my eye for real

    @tiffanymcgillie7114@tiffanymcgillie71144 жыл бұрын
    • Following Stephen's heartfelt little speech, yeah me too 😢

      @fe5018@fe50184 жыл бұрын
    • I thought it was Song of Storms, from Zelda, oof

      @akuhimesama0717@akuhimesama07174 жыл бұрын
    • Jon is wonderful. They should definitely let him play longer.

      @jcg.5952@jcg.59524 жыл бұрын
  • I like how all these serious Late Night Shows are basically just KZheadrs now lol.

    @rileyxsko@rileyxsko4 жыл бұрын
    • Low rent KZheadrs at that. Like they literally have less polish and presentation than your basic mid-level channel.

      @fe5018@fe50184 жыл бұрын
    • And notice that CBS still takes all those commercials. For really weird undesirable stuff.

      @dreamervanroom@dreamervanroom4 жыл бұрын
    • and with the millions behind them, cant have a decent setup.

      @Vaisero@Vaisero4 жыл бұрын
    • I appreciate the informality though, it reflects what we are truly living these days: figuring it out as we go.

      @caribgirl726@caribgirl7264 жыл бұрын
    • F E Then why are you here?

      @SKC193@SKC1934 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you Stephen, Jon, for being here. Light and love to you all.

    @andreabradley5837@andreabradley58374 жыл бұрын
  • This is so humanizing. Thanks Steve.

    @johnpacheco5404@johnpacheco54044 жыл бұрын
  • At first Stephens jokes without the audience were kind of weird. But "I read that on Facebook" really got me 😂

    @evada4144@evada41444 жыл бұрын
    • I have Airpods and got nervous with that first video of him in the tub.

      @BlackGothGirl1@BlackGothGirl14 жыл бұрын
    • The 'senior meth addict snakes' is what got me.

      @plucas1@plucas14 жыл бұрын
    • I think the jokes mostly seem a bit weird sometimes because Stephen often pauses for an audience reaction that isn't there. I assume as a performer who has been working crowds nightly for years that's just the cadence that feels natural to him, but it seems a bit off sometimes here. By contrast John Oliver doesn't do that very much and his recent Last Week Tonight episode feels almost unchanged from his normal stuff.

      @havcola6983@havcola69834 жыл бұрын
    • I just like to imagine the laughs. Sometimes I just laugh out loud (and startle pple around me lol)

      @anonymyus7007@anonymyus70074 жыл бұрын
  • He's hitting his stride with the no audience monologues. This was hilarious

    @ChainsGone2012@ChainsGone20124 жыл бұрын
    • Do you want to date me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with two hot women! They are also loyal subscribers of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't cry, dear chains

      @AxxLAfriku@AxxLAfriku4 жыл бұрын
  • Jon Batiste playing Imagination was amazing. We need more of him. ❤

    @collaterllydamaged@collaterllydamaged4 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen, I had to tune in to your awesome show via you tube, i still can’t stay up that late and work the next day. You see I work in the home care industry. Thank you and your team for continuing to Light the way and unify us with laughter... it’s the best medicine!!!!Virtual hugs,

    @queenmred@queenmred4 жыл бұрын
  • Please don't stop doing these Stephen, need you now more than ever.

    @shaunsmith7774@shaunsmith77744 жыл бұрын
  • For a week I've been saying "If I was Colbert or any other late night host, I'd consider making short monologues to be almost civic duty"....then I'd think "yeah that's easy to say when you don't have to actually do it..." The point here being, I'm so impressed and thankful for this. Merci Colbert

    @Lanwarder@Lanwarder4 жыл бұрын
  • I love you Stephen. Your show has been a small slice of sanity and reality over the last few years and especially now. Wishing you and the rest of your crew good health and keep laughing along with us!

    @ctvision@ctvision4 жыл бұрын
  • I have not laughed so hard for a very long time. Your “Meanwhile” section was so good for me at this time. Thank you, Mr. Colb-air.

    @ccosta55@ccosta554 жыл бұрын
  • I'm a teacher working in a "virtual" classroom. Thanks for the laughs. We need that right now. Really, we need this, thanks.

    @angelakadian3896@angelakadian38964 жыл бұрын
    • Angela Kadian Thanks for what YOU do too. It makes me sad that it has to come to this for our teachers and health care workers to get the overdue love, but there are tons of parents suddenly getting a clearer picture of what you’ve been giving and how often you’re asked to adapt. 🙏 Support for our educators and caregivers!

      @sweetsugarjones@sweetsugarjones4 жыл бұрын
  • I loved John playing the piano. He looked so happy, it was nice. Every thing on line and tv is so sad and depressing. This show always makes me laugh and forget the seriousness of everything, just for a little bit. We need that sometimes.

    @meliss1220@meliss12204 жыл бұрын
  • Please come back soon, Team Colbert. We need you. Please be safe. You are important in the maintaining the sanity of a whole country. #salut

    @ajgharials@ajgharials4 жыл бұрын
  • Just wanted to say a huge thank you to you mr. Colbert, for continuing to entertain us during this hard time with the Coronavirus. You give us a little bit of laughter and joy during this hard time, and I guarantee that especially appreciated! Thank you!

    @lorlorjb@lorlorjb4 жыл бұрын
  • We should be able to get through this if we stand together, folks. - Just remember; not *TOO* close together ! Stay safe, stay clean and stay sane, everyone. Thanks to Stephen for helping us stay sane... I really wish the best for us all.

    @camelshitonthewalls446@camelshitonthewalls4464 жыл бұрын
    • right back at ya

      @peterpain6625@peterpain66254 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks man! You take care too, we'll get through this

      @fardareismai4495@fardareismai44954 жыл бұрын
    • "Remember, we're all in this alone" Lily Tomlin

      @gbeachy2010@gbeachy20104 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, 6ft apart is close enough. For you doomers, this won't be a change.

      @whocares2087.1@whocares2087.14 жыл бұрын
    • camelshit amen

      @tracyjackman6515@tracyjackman65154 жыл бұрын
  • Baptiste ... those fingers and that smile ... what a way to end every show, pure heaven :)))))))))

    @fionahulmebrophy7877@fionahulmebrophy78774 жыл бұрын
    • And he's apparently a Scrabble player!

      @mmlvx@mmlvx4 жыл бұрын
    • It took me a while to warm up to him, but I'm liking him more and more, especially lately. He's a much-needed ray of sunshine.

      @Fern635@Fern6354 жыл бұрын
    • "Batiste"

      @Wh0isTh3D0ct0r@Wh0isTh3D0ct0r4 жыл бұрын
    • He truly is such a delight!

      @butterflyet@butterflyet4 жыл бұрын
    • He’s “Pure Imagination”.

      @tjthreadgood818@tjthreadgood8184 жыл бұрын
  • I appreciate the Mr. Rodgersness of this.

    @EmpireYellow1@EmpireYellow14 жыл бұрын
  • You are my lifeline in these dark times. Thank you, Stephen!

    @MrJulesLaw@MrJulesLaw4 жыл бұрын
  • Hopefully someone of import reads these comments. I just want to thank Stephan Colbert and his team for still putting out his monologue. With all that is going on we need humor in our lives, now more than ever. So, thank you for the 15 minute respite and I hope after your break, if we are all still quarintined, that you will still give us these snippets of escape from our everyday troubles. 😍😍

    @mickeymouse4579@mickeymouse45794 жыл бұрын
    • I agree! I was in a kinda frustrated for no good reason mood and his good words really brought me some perspective.

      @rjonboy7608@rjonboy76084 жыл бұрын
    • We're all someone of import to somebody, friend.

      @cleverusername9369@cleverusername93694 жыл бұрын
    • @@cleverusername9369 I was referring to someone who can get word to broadcasting that people value his content, especially now. It's hard to tell in print, but are you offended?

      @mickeymouse4579@mickeymouse45794 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert is a national treasure. He shows he cares about the well being of the ppl at large. I hope he is aware about how much we appreciate and love him and the whole crew. Amazing play by John at the end, I wish I could have more. 🙂🙂💪🏾🙏🏽

    @dmfamzo@dmfamzo4 жыл бұрын
  • Couldn’t have imagined the broadcast from the bathtub could be bested! Tears of laughter still streaming down my face. Thank you Mr. Colbert.

    @missadieluwho@missadieluwho4 жыл бұрын
  • "I have some terrible news for my iPad" xD

    @RyonDK@RyonDK4 жыл бұрын
  • ''DOES THIS COUGH MEAN ANYTHING'', got me all in one. Looooool

    @nellaskitchen6509@nellaskitchen65094 жыл бұрын
  • Jon's smile, while he's playing, is the best. The man lives and breathes music. 🥰🌟💞

    @eme.261@eme.2614 жыл бұрын
    • That little bit at the end was not nearly long enough!

      @triciakendell3346@triciakendell33464 жыл бұрын
    • @@triciakendell3346 Absolutely! Let's have more Jon Batiste!! please..I was really enjoying that too :)

      @ajnagreen@ajnagreen4 жыл бұрын
    • True, very true. But maybe he should get paid more so he can tune his piano.

      @ejb7969@ejb79694 жыл бұрын
    • He’s contrived

      @claytonbrown7120@claytonbrown71204 жыл бұрын
    • Yes - a bit more of Jon would make us all smile

      @kathyriemersma6434@kathyriemersma64344 жыл бұрын
  • We love you and miss you Stephen. Stay healthy, stay safe!

    @cuteblancaestrella@cuteblancaestrella4 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you, Stephen Colbert!

    @yant8756@yant87564 жыл бұрын
  • I really appreciate the trivial distraction of the re-emerging Colbeard.

    @batoutofmel4959@batoutofmel49594 жыл бұрын
    • me too, so much!

      @carolecolquhoun7551@carolecolquhoun75514 жыл бұрын
    • Melodie Ladner Not me, I always disliked the Colbeard. It makes Stephen look old.

      @c0mpu73rguy@c0mpu73rguy4 жыл бұрын
    • COLBEARD RISES ONCE MORE!

      @bishopvida@bishopvida4 жыл бұрын
    • LOVE that beard !

      @sharonolsen6579@sharonolsen65794 жыл бұрын
    • The Late Show: Return of the Colbeard

      @Andrew-ih2gz@Andrew-ih2gz4 жыл бұрын
  • I wish Stephen would broadcast more shows like this; the background noise of an audience and music sometimes hides how really talented his writers are.

    @oceanbuoy6563@oceanbuoy65634 жыл бұрын
    • agreed~ that was so much fun. It's like Stephen Acoustic.

      @dyan785@dyan7854 жыл бұрын
  • You were our sanity before quarantine, you’re our lifeline now. Know that we’re howling and clapping out here in Covidlandia. Bravo!

    @Pixellava@Pixellava4 жыл бұрын
  • I love the way you are all working together to bring us this awesomeness, thank you thank you thank you.

    @MerenEdnaMarieKing@MerenEdnaMarieKing4 жыл бұрын
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