Elizabeth Warren Bows Out Gracefully, While Trump Spreads Dangerous Coronavirus Misinformation

2024 ж. 14 Мам.
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While Sen. Elizabeth Warren was demonstrating grace and eloquence in comments to reporters after dropping out of the Democratic primary race, the man she hoped to replace in the White House was demonstrating his inability to tell the truth in an interview with Fox News about the Coronavirus. #Monologue #Coronavirus #Colbert
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  • “They don’t even call a doctor.” Umm, maybe because they can’t afford to call a doctor because of the healthcare costs in this country?

    @artembentsionov@artembentsionov4 жыл бұрын
    • Welcome to America! Home of the free 😭🥵😑

      @mylittlepollay@mylittlepollay4 жыл бұрын
    • Yes it is time for a president who believes in science and who wants to make sure everyone can get healthcare without fear of bankruptcy. It is time for president Bernie Sanders.

      @DanA-nl5uo@DanA-nl5uo4 жыл бұрын
    • Artem Bentsionov VOTE Blue!!

      @johno7617@johno76174 жыл бұрын
    • You get the Gold!

      @ishajac3637@ishajac36374 жыл бұрын
    • Probably because some exhibit mild symptoms and don’t even think they have it, contributing to the increasing spread.

      @ivancorey7389@ivancorey73894 жыл бұрын
  • Why is nobody talking about Medicare for all when the Corona virus is brought up?

    @mikeappleyard1898@mikeappleyard18984 жыл бұрын
    • Apparently it is fine as long as you don’t buy corona beer. When scared people tend to do what the media says and they all say vote for the dementia patient who will lose to Trump because they are all rich and Burnie might raise their taxes to a point they still won’t notice because they have so much.

      @jessicascoullar3737@jessicascoullar37374 жыл бұрын
    • Bernie does all the time but he is blocked from mainstream media for reasons having to do with keeping the status quo.

      @fahadtube1406@fahadtube14064 жыл бұрын
    • Nobody? Bernie is talking about it... kzhead.info/sun/erpmhdmasYKFiYk/bejne.html

      @VideoNozoki@VideoNozoki4 жыл бұрын
    • No. Because it will never have the votes to pass the House, the Senate to get to president Bernies desk. It's a delisional, utopian pipe-dream. We should stick to reality in this time of needed solutions.

      @maxmartin2763@maxmartin27634 жыл бұрын
    • Mike Appleyard ...lt was my first thought. “Maybe the corona virus will show people how important affordable healthcare is” there are going to be so many Americans in debt for this virus.

      @supremacy2040@supremacy20404 жыл бұрын
  • "You never hear about those people." Well, they do say dead men tell no tales.

    @freeloader9000@freeloader90004 жыл бұрын
    • Or just not a factor.

      @honeys.9579@honeys.95794 жыл бұрын
  • “I have bad news for friends of competence”.

    @genathing903@genathing9034 жыл бұрын
  • If you're not worried about Coronavirus, just remember the last time you called in to work to say you're sick, and had your boss tell you that you had to come in anyway. That's 90+% of retail workers.

    @tzisorey@tzisorey4 жыл бұрын
    • Truth

      @kansascitychifes3507@kansascitychifes35074 жыл бұрын
    • And workers in the food industry.

      @hereigoagain5050@hereigoagain50504 жыл бұрын
    • Except the CDC has authorized all businesses to allow all employees to take days off of work without any risk to be written up or fired. Any business that does can be sued right now. They announced that days ago, but I guess you're so behind the times, you can't even gets aids yet.

      @neutronpixie6106@neutronpixie61064 жыл бұрын
    • @Neutron Pixie umm hmmm. Then 6 weeks later they are fired for “completely unrelated reasons”.

      @burtosis@burtosis4 жыл бұрын
    • @@neutronpixie6106 Sued by who? You know when the gubment sues or fines a business for harming the citizens that the citizens never see any of that money.

      @waterandafter@waterandafter4 жыл бұрын
  • Can't believe that after hearing Trump's crap for more than 20 years I'm still amazed by his idiocy and the people that continue to back him. 🤯

    @rufust.firefly288@rufust.firefly2884 жыл бұрын
    • Rufus T. Firefly 😂 jealous much! Jealous of his billions! Yeah right, he’s so dumb! Maybe if you tried his brand of dumb, you would have billions too!

      @augustsnowfall5189@augustsnowfall51894 жыл бұрын
    • @@augustsnowfall5189 you believe he has billions? sounds like you've been trying his brand of dumb, unless of course you have billions too?

      @johnmenegon592@johnmenegon5924 жыл бұрын
    • I agree 💯%

      @mandieDaze@mandieDaze4 жыл бұрын
    • Trump* lied about that too. That's how many lies now? The man is a liability in more ways than one

      @gopherfacts6915@gopherfacts69154 жыл бұрын
    • John Menegon you’re jealous! TDS got your name! I’m loving this TDS, hilarious 😂 keeps me laughing!

      @augustsnowfall5189@augustsnowfall51894 жыл бұрын
  • In the UK, the Prime Minister announced statutory sick pay from day one for those off work with the virus, over to you Mr President(?)

    @williameiffert494@williameiffert4944 жыл бұрын
    • In America our plan is to pretend the virus isn't real.

      @rocketamadeus3730@rocketamadeus37304 жыл бұрын
    • Smart. The Economist ran a piece on this. Cash staves off recessions. Who knew?

      @elenachristian9860@elenachristian98604 жыл бұрын
    • But that’s ARGHH! Socialism. Americans seem to be so scared of....

      @osodelososos5552@osodelososos55524 жыл бұрын
    • @@osodelososos5552 Looks like they still believe witches exist.

      @pierretteleclerc3492@pierretteleclerc34924 жыл бұрын
    • @@osodelososos5552 I absolutely ASSURE you Boris Johnson is not a Socialist,, the British model works for everyone regardless of left or right. This kind of socialism is a lesson to America

      @williameiffert494@williameiffert4944 жыл бұрын
  • "You never hear about those people" is what Trump says when he means "I just made up numbers".

    @marc21256@marc212564 жыл бұрын
  • If you work in the White House AND have coronavirus, please go to work. Your boss says its OKAY!

    @heero101086@heero1010864 жыл бұрын
    • Make sure to sneeze into your hand and get one of those awkward handshakes. Thanks a lot!

      @ohteddyboyo@ohteddyboyo4 жыл бұрын
    • Best advice EVER

      @rapidburrito@rapidburrito4 жыл бұрын
    • Somebody go cough on all the flags.

      @batintheattic7293@batintheattic72934 жыл бұрын
    • Please!!!!!!!

      @oldcrow6990@oldcrow69904 жыл бұрын
    • Alex M omg just let Trump go to China

      @viksaggu9085@viksaggu90854 жыл бұрын
  • “You never hear about the people who get better” this is not the person you want in charge during a pandemic.

    @winesap2@winesap24 жыл бұрын
    • Please let a few of Trump's circle cough and sneeze in his presence and then see if he thinks they should stay at work.

      @Annie-zd6rn@Annie-zd6rn4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Annie-zd6rn Trump needs to have his next news conference about Covid-19 with Matt Gaetz at his side, so everyone will stay calm.

      @elbarjones4812@elbarjones48124 жыл бұрын
    • @MarvelDC girl 1255643 2354 Nope, this is quite possible. In the ED, I've seen this first hand numerous times; especially in immuno compromised individuals, the elderly and even infants. Heck! last year, I had influenza and shortly afterwards I reacquired it 10 days after recovery (Note: I do not have any underlying medical issues either).

      @HJohal-qb1jg@HJohal-qb1jg4 жыл бұрын
    • @Barry Mycockiner people with a good immune system will obviously recover, but the recovery time is longer, people get a lot sicker than the conventional flu, and it's easily transmitted. It should be taken serious, but not to the extent that the media is portraying it to be

      @lando8398@lando83984 жыл бұрын
    • @@Caswell39ADavern spoken like a raving fox news watching trump cult member.

      @winesap2@winesap24 жыл бұрын
  • "You can't NEGOTIATE with Science ! "The world is made of neutrons, electrons and morons."

    @kristinajones9995@kristinajones99954 жыл бұрын
    • we should make a shirt with this...

      @blackIce504@blackIce5044 жыл бұрын
    • Lol

      @Fede0779@Fede07794 жыл бұрын
    • The Morons are the DEMONcrats!

      @timothyward2082@timothyward20824 жыл бұрын
    • @@timothyward2082 After 18.000 dead, you still think Pennywise Trump was right ,and it is still a hoax?

      @torvilasulvstle362@torvilasulvstle3624 жыл бұрын
    • We're a republic of idiots! Civil trade war is coming. Reds are taking over the South. We don't mess with people south of the norder

      @sarahng1771@sarahng17714 жыл бұрын
  • The same guy who said the mortality rate of 3% isn't true is also the same guy who said the 15 cases in the US would go away soon and we are now at 150 cases.

    @natsune09@natsune094 жыл бұрын
    • Writing this 7 hours after your comment: 330 cases

      @harpfully@harpfully4 жыл бұрын
    • @@harpfully What is crazy is if you criticize Trump's lack of leadership, you are branded as trying to be political. It is dangerous to brush aside real and important criticism by saying it's political.

      @natsune09@natsune094 жыл бұрын
    • @ Not surprised at all, just pointing it out

      @natsune09@natsune094 жыл бұрын
    • in a population of 330 MILLION PEOPLE! This is nonsense! More people have probably died from car accidents in the same span of time!

      @darrenpat182@darrenpat1824 жыл бұрын
    • @@darrenpat182 car accident isn't contagious, it doesn't increase exponentially when left alone

      @ycjason1@ycjason14 жыл бұрын
  • Greetings from Canada, listen to your Medical Professionals and not the President.

    @Redlin5@Redlin54 жыл бұрын
    • I'm listening to your medical professionals

      @diegokiwi1854@diegokiwi18544 жыл бұрын
    • There are Canadians I want to get this, too. My premiere is jumping head first into hell fire and I would appreciate it he would fucking stop.

      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144@stoodmuffinpersonal31444 жыл бұрын
    • @@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Which one is being stupid this time?

      @TheCanadiangirl4@TheCanadiangirl44 жыл бұрын
    • @NetMage11 The really sad thing about that reactionary brain-fart is that it probably _was_ sincere. There really _are_ some people with their heads that far up their own fundaments.

      @robashton8606@robashton86064 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheCanadiangirl4 Sigh. Kenney. God he's actually scary. He's Trump AND Pence. In one.

      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144@stoodmuffinpersonal31444 жыл бұрын
  • Sad Bernie is just seen as "old man".. he's done so much good and is probably the freshest candidate we've had in decades

    @extremeloco23@extremeloco234 жыл бұрын
    • Says Trump supporters about Trump. How about we have someone more level headed. Bernie has done nothing to prove that he will heal the division that has been embraced by Trump.

      @davidtrottier7066@davidtrottier70664 жыл бұрын
    • Are you kidding? His ignorant and unsustainable socialism idea is not new

      @TechMan042@TechMan0424 жыл бұрын
    • Give us a list of the top 5 things he's done. Naming a Post office isn't eligible.

      @tonir99@tonir994 жыл бұрын
    • Especially considering Bernie is only a few years older than Trump and yet Bernie gets the old man jokes

      @jillgrimwater3726@jillgrimwater37264 жыл бұрын
    • @@TechMan042 you nailed it. They are not new. Most first world countries implemented versions of his plans decades ago and they have yet to turn into Venezuela

      @CT-um7zq@CT-um7zq4 жыл бұрын
  • Hello from Milan, which is a big city in the North of Italy, which in turn is in Europe, the continent on the other side of the pond. I am a big fan of the show and Stephen is brilliant. As you may know, and I hope you do, we are facing a disgraceful situation with the CoVid. I am appalled at the words of your President. Our healthcare is still free for all (thank God Almighty) and we are quite managing so far. But I'm not sure in the next weeks because during time, it has been cut to the bone. Universally public healthcare is no socialist communist or what have you measure, it is civility. Please stay safe and register to vote Trump out of the White House.

    @FCara100@FCara1004 жыл бұрын
    • Be kind and calm, always.

      @honeys.9579@honeys.95794 жыл бұрын
    • @@honeys.9579 We're struggling. This is no joke.

      @FCara100@FCara1004 жыл бұрын
    • FCara100 you live in Italy, why do you even care who the president kn a different country, a different continent more less? God bless

      @P9rkour90@P9rkour904 жыл бұрын
    • @@P9rkour90 because I know history and I am aware of the Marshall Plan 😊

      @FCara100@FCara1004 жыл бұрын
    • Also, because we are all connected somehow. The world is one

      @FCara100@FCara1004 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you Stephen Colbert for cheering me up on this sad day. And thank you Senator Warren for keeping it real. Love you both.

    @catemccool4100@catemccool41004 жыл бұрын
  • My first choice is Sanders, but if the choice was between Warren or Biden, I'd pick her in a heartbeat.

    @themagnificentmanbeard@themagnificentmanbeard4 жыл бұрын
    • Nobody wants either sorry

      @mrv9187@mrv91874 жыл бұрын
    • @@mrv9187 lol wrong

      @abernathyrah3513@abernathyrah35134 жыл бұрын
    • Right there w/ you man #BernieWarren

      @DrOstentorious@DrOstentorious4 жыл бұрын
    • J.W. Zagst right you are! 💙 😆

      @bluemoon9530@bluemoon95304 жыл бұрын
    • I want the two of them to run together. Who on earth would be a better running mate for Bernie?

      @stfnknbb@stfnknbb4 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen really liked Warren. He even laid off the jokes for her!

    @hawsrulebegin7768@hawsrulebegin77684 жыл бұрын
    • Hawsrule Begin yes he does look upset that she moved out of the race ... me too ... she was my candidate ...

      @fumingsalmon@fumingsalmon4 жыл бұрын
    • Moni Lein yeah I agree with that. But it’ll be interesting to see who she backs now. But that lunch her and Colbert had last week showed her human witty side.

      @hawsrulebegin7768@hawsrulebegin77684 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert's impressions are genius.

    @alexzaslavsky2570@alexzaslavsky25704 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks, Stephen, for your equally gracious and eloquent (and funny) send-off to Warren. I needed that.

    @vinista256@vinista2564 жыл бұрын
  • I am so Proud to have voted Warren.

    @Alizardlovesyou@Alizardlovesyou4 жыл бұрын
  • "go to work" with a virus...from the man who kicked one of his cabinet out of a meeting for coughing. I wonder if a WH staffer goes to work with the virus what trump's reaction would be

    @A._is_for@A._is_for4 жыл бұрын
    • Wansom sou that’s not exactly what happened, your fake news!

      @augustsnowfall5189@augustsnowfall51894 жыл бұрын
    • @@augustsnowfall5189 Funny, do "but Obama, oh the server". That one always cracks me up!

      @A._is_for@A._is_for4 жыл бұрын
    • PLEASE make this happen lol make him personally fire all high level officials he wants to fire from now on & I'm sure one of them will manage to intentionally infect themself just to infect him at the meeting

      @lilaclizard4504@lilaclizard45044 жыл бұрын
    • @@augustsnowfall5189 no, what exactly happened is someone was coughing off in the back while the president was disclosing state secrets and misinformation. and trump told him to leave the room and lets do another take. So he kicked someone out of the room for coughing

      @ilovefunnyamv2nd@ilovefunnyamv2nd4 жыл бұрын
    • @@lilaclizard4504 Yall He already DID fire everybody... Like the entire US Govt. pandemic research and response team, (RIP- 10th of Budgetcutmtgs, 2018. Funding spread on SouthBorderwall) and that's just a random unrelated one off the top of my head

      @carametz4730@carametz47304 жыл бұрын
  • So now we’re supposed to follow Rump’s “hunches” to deal with a global pandemic? Ay yi yi yi yi.

    @censusgary@censusgary4 жыл бұрын
    • I have a hunch that you are right!

      @mylittlekittens@mylittlekittens4 жыл бұрын
    • WAKE UP and get the FACTS. MEDIA scam as well as Colbert. 27,000 people die of the flu in the US. 19 people died of Corona virus. Just another hype from Trump haters to hurt President Trump and hurt our economy. Left wing radicals and Democrats have no plan. Obama had over 1,000 people die of H1N1 before they even announced it was happening. What losers Democrats are. Spend Tax and no solutions that work for anyone but their greed and power hunger and keeping their do nothing jobs.

      @ulthelth2899@ulthelth28994 жыл бұрын
  • Excellent tribute to Senator Warren. The pinky promise response almost made her cry. Her voiced cracked. It broke her heart 💔. Kudos for how far she made it. She'll be around for a while.

    @mytexasdays1526@mytexasdays15264 жыл бұрын
  • "Bailey has a plan for that" burrito 🌯🐕😂

    @karimajor1165@karimajor11654 жыл бұрын
    • #Bailey2020 😁🇺🇸

      @donkalzone6671@donkalzone66714 жыл бұрын
  • I'm an atheist and all I can say is Lord Help Us...

    @contraryMV@contraryMV4 жыл бұрын
    • madashell ... kitty, that’s a good start. Meow!

      @swill1020@swill10204 жыл бұрын
    • Looks like another 4 years of Trump, If Biden or Sanders win Yawn, I hope there is a hospital nearby.

      @MrYoumitube@MrYoumitube4 жыл бұрын
  • Thank You; Mrs Warren for fighting for the average American, and please stay in the Senate and keep fighting !!!

    @scottybee33@scottybee334 жыл бұрын
  • I’m devastated at this truly. She is the woman for the job. It was time for her, time for change. I hope she shows up all Over the place still enacts her plans the best she can from any positions he finds her self in. I stand with Warren!

    @susanweisheit68@susanweisheit684 жыл бұрын
    • +Susan Weisheit ~ I may just be projecting, but it seemed to me Colbert was pretty upset as well. I suppose it's possible she was his candidate in his private life, and now he's stuck w/the other two along w/the rest of US.

      @spammyhell6566@spammyhell65664 жыл бұрын
    • Warren47

      @connieharper5363@connieharper53634 жыл бұрын
  • Well, with Warren gone, I guess I'm switching to Bernie. I under no circumstances will vote for Biden unless the other choice is Trump

    @abthedragon4921@abthedragon49214 жыл бұрын
    • Yep...

      @ebybeehoney@ebybeehoney4 жыл бұрын
    • I second this

      @masondissick698@masondissick6984 жыл бұрын
    • That's eminently fair, especially since Bloomberg is our of the race now (...and supporting Biden).

      @lnsflare1@lnsflare14 жыл бұрын
    • @Pamela Wiles Biden will get wrecked by Trump. How do you not see this?

      @httr94@httr944 жыл бұрын
    • @Pamela Wiles I'll vote for Biden if he is nominated by the Party and directly runs against Trump but if Bernie is still an option, I'm siding with him.

      @abthedragon4921@abthedragon49214 жыл бұрын
  • I hope she endorses Bernie. I'll take a Sanders/Warren ticket and would've took the reverse

    @jeremygregorio7472@jeremygregorio74724 жыл бұрын
    • Can you afford to lose a seat on the Senate though?

      @abhishekharge6691@abhishekharge66914 жыл бұрын
    • I hear you.

      @erikasantoshafitness348@erikasantoshafitness3484 жыл бұрын
    • I hope she doesn't. That's what I was hoping for in the beginning of the race, but after the character assassination the Sanders fans did on her, this would leave a too bitter taste in my mouth. And honestly, why should she endorse a sinking ship? The ONE chance progressive had to win this was having Warren to pull as many votes as possible from those people, who would never go for Sanders, and after that it could have been a nice Warren vs Sanders race. Now that THEY pushed her out of the race while Biden is still in it, Biden will win this anyway. It is better for Warren to be her own person instead of staying in an abusive relationship with people who will NEVER accept her for the crime of not being Sanders. Plus, she is needed in the Senate. She can do more good there.

      @swanpride@swanpride4 жыл бұрын
    • @@swanpride What the FUCK are you talking about. She was the frontrunner until SHE decided to attack Bernie Sanders with the most ridiculous attack ever. We have 50 years of video evidence for Bernies believes and we have the fact that Warren lied about her heritage so who would you believe??? And that was the moment she started getting attacked online and that was the moment she lost support and her campaign tanked. And i refuse to believe that she ist too stupid to understand that.If she wanted progressive policies to go forward she wouldn't have abandoned her positions and she would't have supported Hillary in 2016. The whole reason for her campaign was to stop Bernie, and now it looks like it was successful. Biden will be the nominee and will make a complete joke out of himself and loose.

      @patrickmuhlbeyer9262@patrickmuhlbeyer92624 жыл бұрын
    • @@swanpride Lets not pretend the attacks were not started by Warrens team okay? She smeared Sanders on every possible occasion ever since she took those Kamala and Hillary Staffers into her team. It is a shame. If she would have taken "sexist" Bernies plead to run in 2016 we wouldnt have orange man in the white house but probably her, but her lack in political instincts made her sink her own ship again and again. Smearing Sanders was a mistake, backpedaling on M4A was a mistake, her shallow identity politics pandering was a mistake, staying in the race out of spite after it was clear she wouldnt get the nomination was a mistake. She blew it. For the progressives, for Sanders, for herself, for America.

      @MrCamel254@MrCamel2544 жыл бұрын
  • I can't get Colbert's Bernified Lloyd Dobler out of my head - "In your eyes - the light, the heat - your eyes". Connecting the two is comedy gold. :)

    @jarg31@jarg314 жыл бұрын
  • Warren & Sanders would have been a great team and I hope they will get together in a fashion, still.

    @maremaarten@maremaarten4 жыл бұрын
    • Nah, he would just use her for the serious, necessary work while he shines and feeds his ego. Dude seems to build a lot on the shoulders of women serving him, so it would be sad to sacrifice Warren's knowledge and work ethic on creating another bronze statue for another old man.

      @Botwinka13@Botwinka134 жыл бұрын
    • @@Botwinka13 eh? I think you have a different man in mind.

      @maremaarten@maremaarten4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Botwinka13 Really? Has less ego than 99% of politicians

      @silverbat5873@silverbat58734 жыл бұрын
    • @@silverbat5873 Sanders is 100% ego.

      @mickeye6428@mickeye64284 жыл бұрын
    • @@silverbat5873 He is 100% politician and 100% ego.

      @MTMF.london@MTMF.london4 жыл бұрын
  • “Bailey has a plan for that,” was pretty good, not gonna lie.

    @SunflowerSpotlight@SunflowerSpotlight4 жыл бұрын
    • Amara Jordan My dog has a plan for anything & everything I bring out of the kitchen.

      @dafttool@dafttool4 жыл бұрын
  • Please get Sanders the presidency. Would love to see a more socially responsible US.

    @Fineb@Fineb4 жыл бұрын
    • bettybundgaard He seems to be the only hope for change.

      @KCohere33@KCohere334 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly!

      @bluemoon9530@bluemoon95304 жыл бұрын
    • bettybundgaard let’s equate socialism with people-ism.

      @ChinoEyes1@ChinoEyes14 жыл бұрын
    • Just remember to vote.

      @RainingMetal@RainingMetal4 жыл бұрын
    • Santiago Blanco Why not? From what I understand, we do have socialism in the form of all these necessary social programs people use every day. Why do people who use these programs act like it’s the worst thing in the world?

      @KCohere33@KCohere334 жыл бұрын
  • I think if Bernie ends up being the nominee, he should have Warren as his vice president. Awesome pair.

    @deananightingale8197@deananightingale81974 жыл бұрын
    • And/or Treasury Secretary. "Warren, after her election to the Senate in 2012, lobbied for and won a seat on the Banking Committee, where she continued to hammer away at Wall Street and its feckless regulators. Warren’s is the type of oversight and policymaking Sanders could envision leading from the perch at the Treasury Department, sources said, with the added power of being vice president as well. "

      @joaopedrosousa5636@joaopedrosousa56364 жыл бұрын
    • I just don't think people would buy the ticket. Two white left-wing people from the East Coast. But lordy, she would make a GREAT Treasury Secretary, as Joao Pedro Sousa suggests, or would be great in any position where she could go after our horrendously disproportionate distribution of wealth.

      @ValerieJNorse@ValerieJNorse4 жыл бұрын
    • Never happen. Sanders is too big of a misogynist.

      @mickeye6428@mickeye64284 жыл бұрын
    • She should be secretary of education

      @fukc26@fukc264 жыл бұрын
    • I think the best choice for Bernie would be Stacey Abrams if she'll take it as a nod to the African American community and maybe even an outside chance of grabbing Georgia. If it's Biden I think there's a strong likelihood that it will be Buttigieg to try to assuage concerns about age and senility without alienating the socialism skeptics among independents.

      @alanfriesen9837@alanfriesen98374 жыл бұрын
  • I like Elizabeth. Amazingly sharp with all her answers.

    @eg1197@eg11974 жыл бұрын
  • Dear coronavirus victims: Please give our president a big hug, for all the care and help he has afforded us during this trying time. Awchoo!!

    @errgag3580@errgag35804 жыл бұрын
    • @Err gag That’s a beautiful idea 😁

      @emilyfouquettehoffman7886@emilyfouquettehoffman78864 жыл бұрын
    • The orange one would never let them near him

      @suebarrow5973@suebarrow59734 жыл бұрын
    • Great advice...and sneeze on your hand before fist bumping tRump.

      @hitreset0291@hitreset02914 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @bahaar2825@bahaar28254 жыл бұрын
  • VOTE Blue for facts, science, healthcare, etc!!

    @johno7617@johno76174 жыл бұрын
    • How can I get paid too? I'm offshore but can't find who can help me make online posts. ty for the help!

      @AndreGomes1987@AndreGomes19874 жыл бұрын
    • A real President.

      @dsaint372@dsaint3724 жыл бұрын
    • Andre Gomes im just trying to turn out the VOTE!! Im not paid chief

      @johno7617@johno76174 жыл бұрын
    • Facts? Lol Quick, how many genders?

      @jesusjimenez3766@jesusjimenez37664 жыл бұрын
    • That only being Bernie. Biden is in cognitive decline and he'll make mistakes and lie. Besides hasn't got a good track record unlike Bernie.

      @JustSumChillAlien@JustSumChillAlien4 жыл бұрын
  • I’m just disappointed that now that Liz has dropped out, she’s getting media coverage.

    @xaraiyahnaraje948@xaraiyahnaraje9484 жыл бұрын
  • You always end up having to choose between a Turd Sandwich and a Dusche. I'm truthfully heartbroken that Elizabeth Warren has Quite the race. But I understand why.

    @ajwinberg@ajwinberg4 жыл бұрын
  • Trump only has 3.4% of his brain left. That's just my hunch.

    @PraiseTheFSMonster@PraiseTheFSMonster4 жыл бұрын
    • You're very generous, i give him less then a 1 percent.

      @joesarr1671@joesarr16714 жыл бұрын
    • How is that possible he only had 4% of a normal brain to start with

      @xadam2dudex@xadam2dudex4 жыл бұрын
    • Good one!

      @PaulaJoW@PaulaJoW4 жыл бұрын
    • just me Tds

      @MichaelJ44@MichaelJ444 жыл бұрын
    • still more than Biden

      @LeviJohansen@LeviJohansen4 жыл бұрын
  • #VoteBlue2020, no matter who. I’ve always wanted Bernie and Warren together as President and Vice President anyway. Whoever chooses her as a running mate, is going to be our nominee.

    @Valentinathevamp@Valentinathevamp4 жыл бұрын
    • @Cancun American So you liked her vicious and false attack on Bernie with respect to comments he never made? Her campaign has been nothing but a litany of lies and she is by far the corporate favorite when compared with Bernie. But she knows how to relate to Goths. I know you are a young person, so I'll stop here.

      @billboard470@billboard4704 жыл бұрын
  • You can tell Colbert really cared about Warren. Fingers crossed we can see a Senate Majority Leader Warren in the near future.

    @MoonlightSocial@MoonlightSocial4 жыл бұрын
    • Never happen.

      @mickeye6428@mickeye64284 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks for this Stephen. Warren was my favorite candidate and I'm bummed to see her go.

    @falseflags02@falseflags024 жыл бұрын
  • I miss Tom Steyer's "Witness Me!" at the end of "Fury Road to the White House" Intro.

    @JohnKirsopp@JohnKirsopp4 жыл бұрын
  • We won’t give up and one day we will persist.

    @talisalgado7813@talisalgado78134 жыл бұрын
  • Whenever I hear Trump speak, I’m like “how is he even in the white house??? How is he the dictat... heum... “president” of the USA?? How? Surely it’s not because he won cause we all know he didn’t... so how??”

    @frankparent463@frankparent4634 жыл бұрын
    • I don't like Trump but he isn't a dictator. He's an idiot but not a dictator.

      @josephbrennan370@josephbrennan3704 жыл бұрын
    • He didn't 'win', he wasn't 'elected' ... he was 'appointed' by the E.C., the rest is the consequence of that fatal history.

      @tracer740@tracer7404 жыл бұрын
    • Russia, EC, and a bunch of sociopaths

      @okzoomer5728@okzoomer57284 жыл бұрын
    • Valdamir Putin put Trump in charge because Trump owes Russia bank. See Deutsche bank.

      @robinjohnson8149@robinjohnson81494 жыл бұрын
    • @@josephbrennan370 Not yet. There was this Austrian dimwit running for office in Germany back in the 1930s who everyone thought was an idiot but not a danger.

      @livinginvancouverbc2247@livinginvancouverbc22474 жыл бұрын
  • The style of shoes being worn by Rep. Senator Matt Gates were once called, “co-respondent” shoes, because they were sometimes worn by the sleazeballs who pretended to be having an adulterous affair with a woman seeking a divorce. They would go to a hotel with said female and wait in her room or get under th3 sheets with her, then call for room service. Room service staff could then testify in court that they had witnessed the two in a compromising situation, thus providing grounds for the divorce. The sleaze ball in the two-tone shoes was named as the co-respondent.

    @judeirwin2222@judeirwin22224 жыл бұрын
    • That's funny, and interesting! Thanks!

      @ValerieJNorse@ValerieJNorse4 жыл бұрын
    • Looking at Gaetz I must say that may be the single most believable sickening concept I've never heard of till now . Yeah that's Gaetz through and through. And still a virgin .

      @toddprifogle7381@toddprifogle73814 жыл бұрын
    • Matt Gaetz is a representative. I don't' know what hell wed' go through if he was a senator.

      @jasonthedoggy4225@jasonthedoggy42254 жыл бұрын
  • "Choose to fight only righteous fights."

    @SachinGanpat@SachinGanpat4 жыл бұрын
    • This. So inspiring. ❤️

      @amandawilliams581@amandawilliams5814 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah if she meant any of it she’d be standing behind Bernie 4 years ago. She fights for herself, just like the rest of them

      @Apaged@Apaged4 жыл бұрын
    • I only fights that i know i can win with certainty

      @VenomtheOne@VenomtheOne4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Apaged Right, even though she is effective at getting legislation passed, she should have stepped aside for the gasbag. Because that's what women are supposed to do, ignore their own qualifications and just offer support to the man who is closest to representing her ideas.

      @atila620@atila6204 жыл бұрын
    • atila620, no, Bernie asked her to run in 2015, but she wouldn’t. That was why he ran. Don’t make this about misogyny, at least on his part. He only ran in the 2016 race because she wouldn’t. This time around, he had already had the Movement started, so he wasn’t going to ‘bow out’ for someone else who wasn’t all in.

      @debra-vs@debra-vs4 жыл бұрын
  • Our country is so broken. We have a president who is more interested in saving the stock market than saving human lives.

    @maraplantrees4543@maraplantrees45434 жыл бұрын
    • I don't know, that sounds pretty normal to me. Trump is just too stupid to hide what he is thinking.

      @LividImp@LividImp4 жыл бұрын
    • You need to factor the complications of the chair boards who threaten the CEO's to keep making profits no matter what, and end up cutting jobs to save on labor costs for the bottom line, so it is a convoluted way of keeping people on the payroll. I am against modern day practice of constantly putting the livelihoods of so many hard-working people in the balance, but welcome to doing business in the free market nowadays...

      @kimbarleemoon3870@kimbarleemoon38704 жыл бұрын
    • He’s a former businessman. It makes sense.

      @alexrose8299@alexrose82994 жыл бұрын
    • @ Sound advice, though probably worth noting that panic buying has wiped out basic OTC supplies at a surprising number of stores.

      @aJoats@aJoats4 жыл бұрын
    • @@alexrose8299 He's not a businessman. He's a spoiled rich kid still living on daddy's money and scams. There is no actual businessman on Earth that could bankrupt a casino.

      @LividImp@LividImp4 жыл бұрын
  • "The number's way under than 1 percent." Says the con-man, world champeen liar. Who didn't see this coming?

    @hyperdog67@hyperdog674 жыл бұрын
    • what kind of news do you want ???...thousand /hundreds of people in America are dying everybody needs to stay home

      @cynthiarogacion@cynthiarogacion4 жыл бұрын
    • cynthia rogacion competent that’s what is expected

      @oderusurungus5860@oderusurungus58604 жыл бұрын
    • @@cynthiarogacion oh I don't know... MAYBE THE TRUTH

      @bwright7503@bwright75034 жыл бұрын
    • I think Trump is a nightmare, I'm a lifelong Democrat, but in this one case, he's 100% correct. If you undercount the number of people infected (which we DEFINITELY are), the mortality rate comes out way high. Based on previous experience--when all is said and done--the mortality rate will turn out to be much lower, probably less than 1%. When Trump lies (which is most of the time) call him out on it. When he doesn't lie, save your breath.

      @ChrisBrengel@ChrisBrengel4 жыл бұрын
    • @@ChrisBrengel ~ 1% of US population is 3.3M. Experts are predicting between 40% and 70% infection rates. At 50% that's 1.6M dead. The problem isn't w/the numbers, the problem is DT is an idiot, and dismisses this as trivial, so ppl aren't going to respect it and protect themselves/others.

      @spammyhell6566@spammyhell65664 жыл бұрын
  • "Wash your fingers!" *Me, sitting here knuckle deep in my face with cheese-it dust on my fingers...*

    @slurricrasher9923@slurricrasher99234 жыл бұрын
    • Don't forget the $hit on them as well.....

      @timothyward2082@timothyward20824 жыл бұрын
  • Liz, join up with Bernie & let's turn this ship around. It will take ALL oars in the water to do this. Sanders/Warren 2020

    @katiekane5247@katiekane52474 жыл бұрын
    • Nah, he would just use her for the serious, necessary work while he shines and feeds his ego. Dude seems to build a lot on the shoulders of women serving him, so it would be sad to sacrifice Warren's knowledge and work ethic on creating another bronze statue for another old man.

      @Botwinka13@Botwinka134 жыл бұрын
    • @@Botwinka13 his motto is "not me, us", how does THAT signify a big ego?

      @katiekane5247@katiekane52474 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah and Trump's motto is "make America great again"? Do you feel like America is greater thanks to him?

      @Botwinka13@Botwinka134 жыл бұрын
    • @@Botwinka13 you wrote the same thing on multiple threads on multiple videos #bot #spam GTFOH with ya nonesense!!!

      @silverbat5873@silverbat58734 жыл бұрын
    • I commented on 3 threads here, in two with the same comment about his ego. If you want to spit hateful lies at least be precise in your accusations. Typical Bernie cultist.

      @Botwinka13@Botwinka134 жыл бұрын
  • In case anybody was actually thinking "Wow, that movie studio postponed a movie for public health!"... It's much more likely that they postponed the movie because they were worried people wouldn't show up and it wouldn't make money.

    @badlydrawnturtle8484@badlydrawnturtle84844 жыл бұрын
    • It was on the news - someone twitted that if one person had it in the theatre, it would ruin the movie premiere, so they said you’re right and secluded it for November.

      @lasarith2@lasarith24 жыл бұрын
    • Well, of course they delayed the release to make sure they make a profit for their business. Why would they want their movie shown to empty cinemas? Makes more sense to show it when people can/are willing to turn up. That's not being uncaring; that's being smart. No one who cares misses out, right?

      @billydavidcom@billydavidcom4 жыл бұрын
    • It warms my heart to know I'm not the only person out there with Olympic -level cynicism, Mr. Turtle. Cynics are usually right, after all.

      @annakateputter_littlered@annakateputter_littlered4 жыл бұрын
    • AnnaKate What do you think you’re right about? It’s a movie. Is this really what you’re basing “how bad it will get” on? Far out. Maybe reread. Or better yet, do something if you think you know better.

      @billydavidcom@billydavidcom4 жыл бұрын
    • @@billydavidcom Sorry, I don't understand what you're asking me.

      @annakateputter_littlered@annakateputter_littlered4 жыл бұрын
  • Sad to see Warren go

    @katdareshruti@katdareshruti4 жыл бұрын
  • Dear Mr Dump, perhaps you might heed well the wise words of a real president, Abraham Lincoln (you might have heard of him): “it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” Oops, too late. Good luck Amerikkka.

    @ianfenwick5189@ianfenwick51894 жыл бұрын
    • Death to America amirit

      @produck2002@produck20023 жыл бұрын
  • "Bing bing bong bong!" - President Donald J. Trump

    @vampireheart1987@vampireheart19874 жыл бұрын
    • His most intelligent quote ever!

      @elbarjones4812@elbarjones48124 жыл бұрын
    • vampireheart1987 Tds

      @MichaelJ44@MichaelJ444 жыл бұрын
    • Words that will get him reelected.

      @maikutsukino4743@maikutsukino47434 жыл бұрын
    • Ah yes wise words to live by.

      @CreatorCade@CreatorCade4 жыл бұрын
  • I'd rather vote for a Democratic Socialist, like Bernie, or a Demopublican Moderate, like Biden, than a Republican Sociopath, like Trump; that's for damn sure! 🗳️Nov. 3rd, 2020 :: Vote blue, no matter who!🗳️

    @IAmSuzyQ@IAmSuzyQ4 жыл бұрын
    • Just a shame that 4 years later theres still a ton of bernie or bust people. :(

      @andreaskarlsson5251@andreaskarlsson52514 жыл бұрын
    • Andreas karlsson Shame that the DNC still thinks a corrupt democrat will beat trump after the Clinton fail. But keep blaming Bernie supporters, and see how for that gets you...

      @dahnavonpippen6547@dahnavonpippen65474 жыл бұрын
    • Suzy Q - Yours is the best message yet. If people don't stop throwing insults at either candidate though they will keep trump in the White House to continue to hurt the rest of us.

      @shirleyrombough8173@shirleyrombough81734 жыл бұрын
    • @@andreaskarlsson5251 that's not most people. Most Sanders voters voted for Hillary In the general

      @TheProcrastinator6@TheProcrastinator64 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheProcrastinator6 didnt say most, did I? I just said there is a bunch.

      @andreaskarlsson5251@andreaskarlsson52514 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert, Tell it like it is! Thanks for some honesty in the news! I am one of those people who are devastated by Elizabeth Warren dropping out.

    @ceegee823@ceegee8234 жыл бұрын
  • Anyone who catches Coronavirus, make sure to attend a Trump rally and shake a lot of hands!

    @rfresa@rfresa4 жыл бұрын
    • @Finifugal > Seriously? Are you that morally bankrupt that you wish for people to catch what may become one of the most deadliest pandemics in history? And the reason to want this malevolent action is because you have different views politically and morally than the supporters of Trump and Trump himself? Be careful what you wish for because things like this can come back to haunt you. I hope you will rescind this desire. Why have none of the commentators here called you out about this wish? No one should support this. 29 commentators have liked your comment. Wow. This is heart-breaking and evil. For the record..... I have not and will not be a supporter and a voter of President Trump. He is morally bankrupt. “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” - Abraham Lincoln

      @mikos5066@mikos50664 жыл бұрын
    • @Mikos. Calm down; wash your hands and cover your mouth; you'll lower your risk exposure by orders of magnitude.

      @jds6206@jds62064 жыл бұрын
    • @@mikos5066 Just kidding, dude. I would never want a sick person to subject themselves to this kind of torment.

      @rfresa@rfresa4 жыл бұрын
    • Lol i'm assuming you are referring to that Colorado coucilwoman who tweeted this?

      @bleb87@bleb874 жыл бұрын
  • By tomorrow he'll be bragging how the funeral home business is at an all time high! We'll be spending $$$ here!!!

    @scaffgal6626@scaffgal66264 жыл бұрын
    • Invest now!!

      @elbarjones4812@elbarjones48124 жыл бұрын
    • It really is. Us boomers are dropping like flies. They have all been bought by yuuuge corporatiobs...cooooompNies...those things!

      @vincentconti3633@vincentconti36334 жыл бұрын
    • @@elbarjones4812 ya you joke!! But people are dying to be customers!!! Sorry!!

      @vincentconti3633@vincentconti36334 жыл бұрын
  • And I thought your president couldn’t stoop any lower... I’m sorry that was my mistake.

    @KikiLivesInMe@KikiLivesInMe4 жыл бұрын
    • MY MOOD RIGHT NOW you’re ill informed and now I know TDS has gone beyond the borders of America! Get the facts from non lying media and MSM! Unless you delight in being lied to about Trump because you are jealous of him too? There is a reason why this guys show has had a decline in ratings... and his not alone. Your being lied to, pfft, who knows, maybe that’s what you want!

      @augustsnowfall5189@augustsnowfall51894 жыл бұрын
    • @@augustsnowfall5189 What a surprise! A Cult45er claiming the exact opposite of reality... Hilarious.

      @practicalwerewolf@practicalwerewolf4 жыл бұрын
    • mc ayres ****You are clearly a full fledged Delusional Cult45 worshipper****

      @jd7089@jd70894 жыл бұрын
    • Practical Werewolf Lol 😂 TDS, jealously of Trump! 🤣😂🤣😂🥳🥳🥳

      @augustsnowfall5189@augustsnowfall51894 жыл бұрын
    • Tayce Sells TDS, JEALOUSY! So sorry for your anger and low self esteem!🤣😂🤣😂

      @augustsnowfall5189@augustsnowfall51894 жыл бұрын
  • Just gonna point out... Bernie is Jewish... He'd be our first Jewish President... And antisemitism has been a powerful force within the anti Bernie camp...

    @ZoeySaysTransRights@ZoeySaysTransRights4 жыл бұрын
    • Bullshit. Anti-Semitism is a powerful force in the Sanders camp, which his associations with Talib and others.

      @alanzlotkowski2695@alanzlotkowski26954 жыл бұрын
    • We all remember what jews did with communism. Aint making same mistake, also jews killed jesus and in the old testament they promised to enslave all non jews lol

      @Cortesevasive@Cortesevasive4 жыл бұрын
    • You mad bastards Alan and C-, unless there was some sarcasm that I missed. Way to take in all the propaganda without a thought of chewing before swallowing! Jesus btw was a jew... Romans killed him, you know, the guys said to be the root of Westerns Civilization... Have a happy time with Mel Gibson in the same sanitarium called USA..

      @Robustacap@Robustacap4 жыл бұрын
    • @@Cortesevasive Jews did with communism?? WTF are you babbling about,, rhetoric question and I don't want your answer... Mad as a president.. Jesus wasn't in old testament, he was a jew actually..

      @Robustacap@Robustacap4 жыл бұрын
    • Religions, reason to hate for the slow of mind..

      @Robustacap@Robustacap4 жыл бұрын
  • Feeling hopeless and then that jaws analogy lifted my spirits

    @susanweisheit68@susanweisheit684 жыл бұрын
  • The replacement of "Bill Nye, the Science Guy" will be "Don Trump, the Science Chump."

    @RechtmanDon@RechtmanDon4 жыл бұрын
    • Classic!

      @Treebard@Treebard4 жыл бұрын
    • Make that "the Pseudoscience Chump."

      @dwaneanderson8039@dwaneanderson80394 жыл бұрын
    • no, please don't put any kind of 'science' in the same breathe as 'trump'. Science Fiction, Pseudo science, faith healing science, NONE OF IT.

      @ilovefunnyamv2nd@ilovefunnyamv2nd4 жыл бұрын
  • I think we know who Stephen's favorite was..he looks very upset

    @mabusharn3761@mabusharn37614 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah. He seems to dislike Biden and Sanders a lot.

      @mannysikario@mannysikario4 жыл бұрын
    • So am I

      @joannajamerson35@joannajamerson354 жыл бұрын
    • Biden because of the dementia and Bernie for his wealth tax....

      @BeautifulEarthJa@BeautifulEarthJa4 жыл бұрын
    • doesn’t want to jinx it

      @sheridan7475@sheridan74754 жыл бұрын
    • Veronica Reid his favourite was Warren but he hates Sanders for the wealth tax. That‘s some strong logic right there

      @mekullag9787@mekullag97874 жыл бұрын
  • You can clearly tell that Warren was Stephen's favorite

    @qs2668@qs26684 жыл бұрын
  • It's nice to know that at least Colbert recognized Warren's competence/brilliance/potential. It's likely that in all of American history there has never been a candidate with a more concrete understanding of relevant issues. Whoever eventually becomes president should ask her to do a forensic investigation of federal spending and the national debt.

    @Jessijitsu@Jessijitsu4 жыл бұрын
    • She flip flopped and lied about Bernies "sexism"

      @unsolicitedditkapics9722@unsolicitedditkapics97224 жыл бұрын
    • She tried to profit off of falsely calling herself a minority her entire life

      @jameshubbardr@jameshubbardr4 жыл бұрын
    • "Competence/brilliance/potential." You left out her ability to tell lies with a straight face.

      @keithhakanson6520@keithhakanson65204 жыл бұрын
    • She a very good liar

      @johnfox3708@johnfox37084 жыл бұрын
    • @@unsolicitedditkapics9722 Except she didn't do either of those, while Sanders did.

      @jessicawhitmore5350@jessicawhitmore53504 жыл бұрын
  • All I see when I see Joe Biden is Hillary 2.0. I think that if we go with Biden, we'll all just get our hopes up again through the summer and then Trump will win the electoral college and we're all fucked. I hope Bernie wins.

    @mikenoble91@mikenoble914 жыл бұрын
    • No. We are ONLY screwed if we dont keep the house and take the Senate

      @joannajamerson35@joannajamerson354 жыл бұрын
    • Biden will beat Trump in a landslide, Trump fatigue + black vote

      @agolftweetler3995@agolftweetler39954 жыл бұрын
    • The coalition of voters he promised would be there for him in the primaries need to show the f up, because they weren't there last Tuesday. Hopefully, this was a wakeup call to them

      @debbiedoodiedandi@debbiedoodiedandi4 жыл бұрын
    • @@joannajamerson35 I agree. If we don't have a majority in both the House and Senate we are just going to see a repeat of the obstruction we saw all through the Obama years.

      @trashcatlinol@trashcatlinol4 жыл бұрын
    • I'm afraid of the. Electoral college screwing us again with either candidate left.

      @stellawil@stellawil4 жыл бұрын
  • I read that the Chinese are amazed and shocked to find out that people are paying for screening, quarantine and treatment of Covid 19. America's response to the outbreak is less than dismal.

    @L.O.G.@L.O.G.4 жыл бұрын
    • Where did you read this??? Which Chinese newspaper?

      @VideoNozoki@VideoNozoki4 жыл бұрын
    • @@VideoNozoki weibo. In fact, in China, if you feel sick and got confirmed, not only the government will cover all the bill, you'll be reward with money too.

      @Citizen2047@Citizen20474 жыл бұрын
  • I love you Stephen Colbert! You absolutely crack me up! LOL

    @BB_Junkie@BB_Junkie4 жыл бұрын
  • since when have Trump not lied about everything... call me when he tells a truth.

    @jeppegeer@jeppegeer4 жыл бұрын
    • Jeppe Geer Sadly, you’ll never be getting a call.

      @brittneybabeee4031@brittneybabeee40314 жыл бұрын
  • 11:13 "Are you my mummy?" Kudos to anyone who gets that reference

    @autumbreeze1129@autumbreeze11294 жыл бұрын
    • Dr. Who - The Doctor Dances.

      @jms3spinoon@jms3spinoon4 жыл бұрын
    • Referenced later by Ten when he wore a gas mask

      @artembentsionov@artembentsionov4 жыл бұрын
    • Muuummy MUUUUUUUMMY

      @ilovefunnyamv2nd@ilovefunnyamv2nd4 жыл бұрын
    • Don't let the nano bots get to his relatives. They'll be even deadlier than the Corona Virus!

      @RainingMetal@RainingMetal4 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for giving Liz the real deal, air time , support and allowing her to speak up on your show. The Woman with the real plan for the real people, she gave us hope humor an the serious side. Love you Colbert! Thank you every day.

    @ajkillam1@ajkillam14 жыл бұрын
  • Ms. Warren is a classy lady.😊❤️

    @jmbutler5@jmbutler54 жыл бұрын
  • Oh NO! Miss Warren, you still have my support. You are incredible and have been fighting for the "little guys" your entire career. You will be missed.

    @kittmouri7098@kittmouri70984 жыл бұрын
  • Bernie for President, Warren for VP!!

    @dinomightable@dinomightable4 жыл бұрын
    • @dinomightable HELLLLLLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!!! ♥️

      @emilyfouquettehoffman7886@emilyfouquettehoffman78864 жыл бұрын
    • Warren for VP regardless who gets the nomination.

      @bigwheelsturning@bigwheelsturning4 жыл бұрын
    • Well, you're half right! Sanders 2020!!!!

      @blazebaby89@blazebaby894 жыл бұрын
    • I could live with that. It would be better than the Trump clan!

      @evawinters8932@evawinters89324 жыл бұрын
    • Only bernie can flip trump supporters!

      @cryptospin2060@cryptospin20604 жыл бұрын
  • "Put public health ahead of their marketing schedule" - no, all theaters in China are closed and everywhere in the world people will be weary of spending 3 hours in a closed room with 100 stranger. this is a marketing choice.

    @luckynumbrnelly7650@luckynumbrnelly76504 жыл бұрын
    • johnny rotten. Live in sin is my motto.

      @TheKaiTetley@TheKaiTetley4 жыл бұрын
    • Well, I would consider that marketing choice putting public health first.

      @MSBLS721@MSBLS7214 жыл бұрын
    • Nelly Buschmann VOTE Blue!!

      @johno7617@johno76174 жыл бұрын
    • Pretty sure most theaters hold more than 100 people in a single room.

      @lyianx@lyianx4 жыл бұрын
    • Just chiming in to help with a commonly misused word: Weary = tired Wary or leary = suspicious of Thanks from an English lover!

      @radnowonward@radnowonward4 жыл бұрын
  • Ha! I lost it at the " Mama say mama sa mama coosa" 😂😂😂

    @GutzOverFear@GutzOverFear4 жыл бұрын
  • What a graceful retreat.

    @narvul@narvul4 жыл бұрын
  • *The problem is indeed that Warren WAS able to finish her sentences.*

    @conhand.3578@conhand.35784 жыл бұрын
    • Now we need to get Bonespurs to start his sentence.

      @timothyball3144@timothyball31444 жыл бұрын
    • @@timothyball3144 Oh wow, zap! Nice one

      @MrBreakthompson@MrBreakthompson4 жыл бұрын
    • And change her values on a dime.

      @Blackion_@Blackion_4 жыл бұрын
    • Isaac Campos trump never changed his values... he doesn’t have any

      @maxglide@maxglide4 жыл бұрын
    • I think it was Bernie's popularity.

      @jc.1191@jc.11914 жыл бұрын
  • And let’s get one thing straight, Biden is the one in cognitive decline, not Bernie. Bernie can still speak eloquently and carry on an intelligent conversation, I’m not sure if Biden still has it in him. Don’t get me wrong, it looks like Biden is going to win and I’ll support him in any way I can if he wins the nomination, but I think Biden’s got quite a few flaws that need to be brought to our attention.

    @mrelections2942@mrelections29424 жыл бұрын
    • a few flaws? Really? More like, a lot of fucking flaws.

      @LuqaS15@LuqaS154 жыл бұрын
    • I agree

      @ep4115@ep41154 жыл бұрын
    • Biden will be the main candidate. I thought about it since the beginning of the race. Problem is with Biden running the right will go literally insane with conspiracy theories, Ukraine ecc ecc so winning now doesn't seem as obvious which is a big problem. Bernie is portrayed as the extremist so it's tough for moderates to accept him.

      @SuperBlackcesar@SuperBlackcesar4 жыл бұрын
    • Totally agree. I found this, yesterday. We will see ads like this until November, and Biden will lose. kzhead.info/sun/iM5pk8eCnnypg3k/bejne.html

      @ryanbeck7166@ryanbeck71664 жыл бұрын
    • Trump is head of office down there. America itself is in cognitive decline.

      @ACKMINDSEYE@ACKMINDSEYE4 жыл бұрын
  • Poor Bailey, didn’t get the whole burrito... Although, knowing how Goldens are, they’re most likely trying to get the hot molten cheese out of his mouth before he gets burned inside the mouth.

    @RoxnDox@RoxnDox4 жыл бұрын
    • Jim Cornwall gosh man, Bailey would’ve been the best first pet!! 😢

      @amyaltman2927@amyaltman29274 жыл бұрын
    • Amy Altman I agree!

      @RoxnDox@RoxnDox4 жыл бұрын
  • Love you Elisabeth. Great lady and great fighter. A lady fighter. 🔥

    @Natalia-un4hu@Natalia-un4hu4 жыл бұрын
  • I LOVE Liz's headbutt to Bloomberg! Hysterical! "America can not have nice things" ha ha Misogyny must die!

    @watchcity2068@watchcity20684 жыл бұрын
  • "Here he is surrounded by all of his friends..." Funniest line ever! And, so true, since Gaetz has been frozen out by the White House. So, what did all his obfuscation during the impeachment trial gain this little, pathetic man? Some are saying, "Nothing!"

    @brianhelgerson87@brianhelgerson874 жыл бұрын
    • He's like the college "frat boy" everybody could see through. The kid you knew that their parents had money and they never had a friend to begin with and that's why they pledged...

      @MSBLS721@MSBLS7214 жыл бұрын
  • I feel like Colbert was the only host that actually cared about what Warren dropping out meant.

    @chichonete@chichonete4 жыл бұрын
    • RIGHT? All of the easy jokes were passed on, in place of the ones that actually represented the situation. It was relieving to watch colbert's commentary on this for exactly this reason, even if it was a really short stretch amidst a lot of distracted coverage.

      @WingsofStarlight@WingsofStarlight4 жыл бұрын
    • Women need to be Serving their MASTERS Dinner and doing the Dishes, Vacuuming, Laundry and whatever else their Husbands Order them to do!

      @timothyward2082@timothyward20824 жыл бұрын
  • So Biden’s our guy, seriously? Someone’s having a laugh...

    @LeScandal@LeScandal4 жыл бұрын
    • usa with the super old people in office. already chosen a guy with some sort of dementia (trump), next up, even more older dude.

      @Hellohallo@Hellohallo4 жыл бұрын
    • Trump

      @808yorkie@808yorkie4 жыл бұрын
    • Biden is better than Trump, and maybe if Biden wins, progressives like Bernie and warren will have a greater seat at the table? I don't know how US politics work, but here, that would be true.

      @joachimb9305@joachimb93054 жыл бұрын
    • @@joachimb9305 You were right.

      @SeansModelBuilds@SeansModelBuilds2 жыл бұрын
  • Dear God??? It keeps getting worse = honestly the hole fox network and most Republicans need to take a long hard think about where this stupidity is going to end

    @syewilliams2372@syewilliams23724 жыл бұрын
    • It will end primarily in their own deaths. Think about it. Most Republicans and Fox viewers are older, and covid-19 mainly kills people over 50. This is going to be the greatest moment of irony ever witnessed. You know what they say, "never interfere when your enemy is making a mistake."

      @LividImp@LividImp4 жыл бұрын
    • @@LividImp > And this: Voters in places with higher death rates were more likely to swing Republican in 2016, a new study found - here's why www.businessinsider.com/trump-votes-linked-with-death-rates-2018-9

      @agingchill9012@agingchill90124 жыл бұрын
  • "The new Bond Girl. Pam Demic." Can I steal that? I promise to fanart her in the creepiest way possible.

    @Rhyas9@Rhyas94 жыл бұрын
    • Already on it.

      @ramblingentertained@ramblingentertained4 жыл бұрын
    • send links :)

      @ilovefunnyamv2nd@ilovefunnyamv2nd4 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah give link pls:) I'd like to See it

      @lucky-ro732@lucky-ro7324 жыл бұрын
    • pam... pam - demic

      @dalexxa@dalexxa4 жыл бұрын
    • @Rhyas9 > Brilliant. Looking forward to see your interpretation of 'Pam Demic'.

      @mikos5066@mikos50664 жыл бұрын
  • I am so saddened that Elizabeth Warren dropped out.

    @mirarift@mirarift4 жыл бұрын
  • I’m so disheartened. I really was excited to see her win and bring our country around.

    @karennelson627@karennelson6274 жыл бұрын
  • $8.3B. Allows drug companies to charge whatever they like whilst receiving tax credits and grants after lobbyists changed the bill!! Thanks republicans

    @brian8616@brian86164 жыл бұрын
    • Is there an article or something about this u could share?

      @c0l0jar0@c0l0jar04 жыл бұрын
    • Besides the fact most of the research is paid for by taxpayers. Government labs and labs funded by grants give their findings and discoveries to big Pharma who does the final" window dressing" then contracts with China to produce the drugs with dirt cheap labor. We pay outrageous gouging prices. Big Pharma makes billions.

      @s.leemccauley7302@s.leemccauley73024 жыл бұрын
    • Yet Boomers stan Biden. SMFH

      @catali33@catali334 жыл бұрын
    • @@catali33 coronavirus=boomer cleansing. It might not be that bad if we have a major outbreak

      @lando8398@lando83984 жыл бұрын
    • @@lando8398 -- As a Baby Boomer, allow me to say screw you.

      @ValerieJNorse@ValerieJNorse4 жыл бұрын
  • Don’t they realise that Trump has a doctorate in every science known to mankind from the Trump University 😂

    @Gigi-oc5kc@Gigi-oc5kc4 жыл бұрын
    • Actually, we all suffer because he has AHT. Ass Hole Tendencies..

      @ianpatrick3589@ianpatrick35894 жыл бұрын
    • Alzheimer’s does that. 😅

      @paulkerrigan9857@paulkerrigan98574 жыл бұрын
    • @bUH sNUH does your chest hurt from beating the side of you hand against it all day every day?

      @danners238@danners2384 жыл бұрын
    • @bUH sNUH I'll take that as a yes

      @danners238@danners2384 жыл бұрын
  • It's extra funny when Stephen puts on the aviators

    @pedrogadea4926@pedrogadea49264 жыл бұрын
  • Bernie is driving just fine

    @shannons7517@shannons75174 жыл бұрын
  • She was doing great until she went sexist negative against Sanders. For what purpose?

    @CosmicPen@CosmicPen4 жыл бұрын
  • Those Joe Biden impressions are incredibly funny to me, don't know why

    @Goatchild90@Goatchild904 жыл бұрын
    • Joshua Stephens they accurate

      @piotrswat169@piotrswat1694 жыл бұрын
    • @steve crawford Yeah, I mean, there has to be a reason he's refusing to share and show information about his health status. This should not be allowed. Americans have a right to know about their (to be-)president's health in my opinion.

      @cryptnick_@cryptnick_4 жыл бұрын
    • steve crawford “just too crazy”. The guy wants to give people healthcare and education, there’s nothing crazy about that. Meanwhile Joe Biden forgot who God was, asked people to donate to his senate candidacy and really thinks he did well on super Thursday. But yeah, vote for that cos Trump definitely won’t steamroll him in the general.

      @angusbehm@angusbehm4 жыл бұрын
  • And I'm sure Hannity challenged the stable genius on his facts!

    @joed8694@joed86944 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.😊

    @lumpy0100@lumpy01004 жыл бұрын
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