My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami. If you like Boat ramp fails subscribe for more . Hats and Merch can be found at www.Luxuryribtenders.Com
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I have a nice canoe, I go where there is very few to no other people. It’s quiet, peaceful, safe and it sits in the back of my pickup nicely after I pick it up and place it there. I love my canoe.
@Ridesmule19 күн бұрын
Great. Best Way Sir....nice n. Slow. ...laid back😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😊
@tobyrose69066 күн бұрын
😂 then say bye bye bye to this nut 🥜 house 🏡 👋
@user-cv2ud6yf2j2 күн бұрын
The amount of people that are comfortable being in the water near running engines absolutely blows my mind.
@artnovak325924 күн бұрын
Props and crocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@darknes780024 күн бұрын
Ignorance is bliss!
@zk905820 күн бұрын
Yes I was like whoa this guy cares way less about his legs than I do
@AAAskeet15 күн бұрын
So what? As long as the motor isn't in gear it doesn't really matter.
@goshnodo12 күн бұрын
I'd be more worried about the crocodile
@regenbassford12 күн бұрын
Dude should have spent a few more dollars on his truck to be able to pull his "midlife crisis". Poor "little" fella.
@mathewmissey569924 күн бұрын
He needs a 4 wheel drive truck!
@gregbraddy149719 күн бұрын
@@gregbraddy1497 a diesel 4 wheel drive
@duckwacker87202 күн бұрын
Great way to start the morning 😂That truck struggling should invest in a true 4x4 truck.
@Dochorahan24 күн бұрын
I know right lol
@bsm1th9924 күн бұрын
And he should invest into finding class.
@danieltrottier859924 күн бұрын
Those off road tires are useless at the boat Ramp
@djtechinics97dj3724 күн бұрын
maybe invest in a real truck
@djtechinics97dj3724 күн бұрын
He can't afford one. He blew all his loot on that ridiculous peen extender.
@OMGWTFLOLSMH23 күн бұрын
Laughed My Ass Off When He Fell In The Water. Funny As Hell Like It Was Too Deep. Where Was Fred?
@lakotawise372024 күн бұрын
Best place in Florida to troll for Crocs, use a bait that is real splashy have them wear an orange life vest
@randaltotten935818 күн бұрын
Just because you came to this country on a boat, doesn’t mean you should own one. Effing low class refs
@juansanchez545124 күн бұрын
No truer words have been said! The guy was a jerk.
@tiggersdad687820 күн бұрын
was thinking the same thing
@worlddemize19 күн бұрын
LMAO SAYS YOU look at your name , he is your 3rd cousin bro.
@wat659219 күн бұрын
@@wat6592lmao
@moisesheredia259717 күн бұрын
This comment is absolutely insane coming from you
@MrGST36015 күн бұрын
Pro Tip: friends don't let friends drink and drink. And drink.
@thedevilinthecircuit141424 күн бұрын
That would've been a perfect time for a "bloop bloop bloop"😂
@Marco1970_24 күн бұрын
With that boat, trailered by that truck, it's nearly inevitable. ;-)
@TairnKA23 күн бұрын
After being Aholes I was hoping for it🤞🏽
@csalinas-sf6jg7 күн бұрын
Alfred's Laughing IS Priceless!!!👍🤦♂😜😄😂❣❗
@spocksbeard7622 күн бұрын
I didn't know Alfred had stopped talking through these videos, I'm going to start watching them now.
@DonziGT230Күн бұрын
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM AND THE SECOND RAT GETS THE CHEESE!!
@raybrdjr20 күн бұрын
IM NOT AS DRINK AS YOU THINK I AM!!!!😂😂😂
@BIGMACK-sf6up24 күн бұрын
That formula was sick!! What a sound. Cant blame the dude for revving it either. And his long haired friend should of course put the car in 4x4. And when someone came to help push that 6 ton mass and belived hd did something. Haha
@RimjobHimself19 күн бұрын
It did sound pretty bad a$$
@AdventuringwiththeS.G.O.C.C15 күн бұрын
6:12 not exactly sure what that was supposed to accomplish other than make himself look like a dick.
@8RBrain10 күн бұрын
That's what a money pit sounds like.
@disgruntledgrunt2415 күн бұрын
That ram didn’t have 4x4 that’s why he reved the engine to help the truck get that big joker up the ramp, as doing so it kicked up water supposedly getting water on the lady from the other boat, but hell what did she expect, she should have been getting her behind in the truck in the first place, and none drop of water got on her from what I can see
@Lekeithjr4 күн бұрын
I am shocked that the harbor patrol down there never checks life jackets on children....and the DMV never stops over laiden vehicles
@mysticvalley200324 күн бұрын
Thank whoever for filming it was funny.
@user-zp8se6ii9i24 күн бұрын
What a dick move. This guy gonna have a hard life at the ramp. And maybe six flats when he returns for next Formula haul out.
@burkepete11024 күн бұрын
Its the Battle of the Big Gals !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL "Lets git it on"
@darknes780024 күн бұрын
With the big arms and big butts come the big mouths. Its just the latino way. Take the good with the bad😂😂
@MrGbustamante24 күн бұрын
What was the issue?
@arribaficationwineho324 күн бұрын
Live ! From somewhere in NY, it's Captain Keith Love this video, funny as hell. Tight lines.
@keithscudder713624 күн бұрын
There was probably a pound of cocaine and six illegal Cubans in the bow of that cigarette boat!
@CB-qb8hj24 күн бұрын
Ohhh W0W!….do you think so? That’s an interesting perspective take on that. Do you always racially profile or just a certain group? Just asking out of curiosity.🤷🏾♂️
@ba946x419 күн бұрын
No he probably wants to be on the boat but can’t.
@oceanopescayaventuras820519 күн бұрын
@@oceanopescayaventuras8205 yeah probably wants a little 👃🍬🍫for himself I’m guessing.
@ba946x419 күн бұрын
sounds like fun
@abner0916199217 күн бұрын
@@ba946x4 Jesus. please continue the pc crying.
@jakobfolmar660412 күн бұрын
You buy a big ass speedboat, which needs a tri-axle trailer, you pull it all with a big old Ram pickup & yet....you never worked out how to engage 4WD...... 🙄😣🤯
@_Ben481024 күн бұрын
Just because it's a truck doesn't mean it's 4x4. It's a single cab long bed ram in the south. Most likely 2wd
@jonnyg600124 күн бұрын
The truck, trailer, and boat are probably stolen.
@BAS3BALL_bat24 күн бұрын
Imagine thinking if it's a truck it has 4x4. Most southern trucks are 2 wheel bud.
@brentbarger363224 күн бұрын
@@brentbarger3632true. Imagine buying a two-wheel drive truck.😂
@duckwacker872023 күн бұрын
@@duckwacker8720 Maybe in a state with no snow or ice. Definitely alot cheaper. But I agree
@brentbarger363223 күн бұрын
They should show this at AA meetings...
@jpadarath2724 күн бұрын
Perfect description of a “Come Pinga”.
@alvaro1148021 күн бұрын
Alfred you are the best at this. I've watched a couple imitators recently and they just don't hold up, nobody does it like you do. You give us the commentary without trying to insert yourself into the action, some of these other guys out here try to start drama to create content, you just let it unfold naturally and I appreciate that. No need to be an ass to create content, there are already plenty of people on the ramp acting like ass holes, all you have to do is aim the camera and give us some commentary from afar. Seems like some of these other guys don't understand that and want the video to be about them.
@kylebowers609324 күн бұрын
Hi Al. The lack of boating experience in the Miami area is mind blowing. Reminds me of lake quinsig in shrewsbury, mass. Absolutely horrible 🤷🏻♂️ go out and practice when the ramp is quiet, people! Please! And lend a hand to people struggling when trying to dock, instead of just standing there………. A little kindness goes a long way. You can always talk smack about them later. Haha. Carry on 🇺🇸
@rick561915 күн бұрын
Exactly that man was trying to help the truck get the boat up the ramp due to not having a 4x4 , plus the ramp already slippery, me personally, that woman should have been off the deck along time ago and in the truck, I didn’t see none drop of the spraying water touch her , I see who where’s the pants in that relationship
@Lekeithjr4 күн бұрын
You’re in a boat…on the water & you don’t expect to get wet?! It was rude, I agree but this was completely blown out of proportion.
@sharoncruzen194217 сағат бұрын
Another great video brother, thank you..
@Otrsprinter24 күн бұрын
Dude trying to push the truck.😂
@billdivine950110 күн бұрын
Alfred Brother Thanks never a dull moment there and i love it. As a vet i have seen the best and worst in people so thanks again and keep up the good work and watch out for President Fred
@blkeagle4208 күн бұрын
Gotta LOVE the HUGE CAMS in the Formulas, Cigs, Fountains, etc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@darknes780024 күн бұрын
Peen extenders for insecure man/boys.
@OMGWTFLOLSMH23 күн бұрын
Does anybody else want to move to Florida when they watch Alfred's videos?
@sewistnotsewer18 күн бұрын
Quite the opposite!
@sharoncruzen194217 сағат бұрын
The Chit Show at it's finest lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@philfromdallas24 күн бұрын
CHIWAWA, I HOPE NO ONE MELTED WHEN THEY GOT WET??
@teresacastro889924 күн бұрын
I like how after he got out of the ramp the bilge pumps kicks in that boat probably has a lot of water inside of it making it extra heavy. The attempt to push the truck and trailer out of the water with the boat motors was hilarious also. It doesn't look like he has enough tongue weight on the back of the truck either as he was leaving it looked to be riding high at the trailer tongue adjusting the position of the bow V block and winch would help that out easy fix.
@Bill-wz6tw24 күн бұрын
The boat engine trick works quite often.
@artnovak325924 күн бұрын
They were idiots, look at how easy everyone else got their boats in, no hustle and quiet.
@lcfflc38878 күн бұрын
@@artnovak3259 It does but if you have em trimmed up like he did you might warn those behind you to look out. If he hadn't backed the trailer in on an angle it might not have been as bad either.
@JamesRamsay-mk8xl14 сағат бұрын
Wow ! Your channel is growing pretty good! I love your video’s my friend!
@kennythomas110715 күн бұрын
This is why you buy a house on a canal!!!
@A5JDZK24 күн бұрын
Or just dock your boat. This shit looks aggravating as fuck. Great entertainment thoe lol😂
@bryanperrelli780524 күн бұрын
@@bryanperrelli7805 Bryan, at the marina for a boat slip is $2000.00 a month after you get off a 2-5 year waiting list. Captain Keith Tight lines
@keithscudder713623 күн бұрын
@@bryanperrelli7805 - Yep. You couldn't pay me enough to go through all this hassle. We have two 14' kayaks that are a PITA enough to get to the water, then in and out, all the prep beforehand, then all the clean up after. Hauling boats, sucks all the enjoyment out of it.
@OMGWTFLOLSMH23 күн бұрын
Always nice to be prepared!
@dt909424 күн бұрын
Looked more like a argument than it was a fight . A fight is where 2 people hit each other
@southernslipping422518 күн бұрын
What a day at this boat dock. Unreal buddy totally unreal. Mark from Tennessee 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸
@markbenge56321 күн бұрын
That was so funny 😂😂😂
@rickhighland753017 күн бұрын
Laughed at the arms up in victory when the guy climbed back in the boat!The guy being a butt cause his wife got wet was typical of a dumb guy,right? I had lots of laughs at that whole scene. The man that truely thinks he helped by pushing.. One of your funniest Alfred. What a day.
@ismesis24 күн бұрын
He probably gets just as angry when some other guy gets his wife wet even when they're not at the dock but now he was drunk enough to say something about it.😮😅😂
@skeetermcswagger0U81220 күн бұрын
Oye ... Oye ... Asere que Bola!... tranquilo...papa...😂... why the people always stressed. I thought boating was relaxing.
@7sonero724 күн бұрын
LOL, if you are getting splashed, step out of the way. You’re out boating for gods sake, expect to get wet or at least don’t get pissed if you do. There was no malice.
@scottgjerdingen24 күн бұрын
Expect to get wet? At a ramp? I’ve never seen anything like this. These googans trying to push their pos truck up the ramp with the boat is a new level of stupidity. The ‘captain’ is even looking right at the lady as he continues to spray water at them and all over the boat by the way. They had every right to be pissed off.
@bthull24 күн бұрын
The Lady down in the bow of the boat is not on the dock and can't see what's coming. She's the one that really got it. The lady on the dock could step back after getting wet initially.. If I can't pull my boat out of the water and need to use my inboards or outboards to push the truck when the are very trimmed up, I'm going to warn people behind me of what's coming so they have a chance to move. This Captain did not do so and judging by the difficulty he had getting up the ramp shows he has a whole lot to learn.
@JamesRamsay-mk8xl14 сағат бұрын
lol that dodge Ram is only 2 wheel drive
@malcolmsmith400721 күн бұрын
The guy on the back of the boat. I would think the propellers were still turning.
@brilog6924 күн бұрын
Oh Dios mio!! I went to the beach, got on a boat, and then I got water splashed on me!! My whole day was RUINED!! 😭 - some lady
@2dronetek223 күн бұрын
Dude did not have manners. Could have warned them and he kept those engines for a while after he was out of the water. If I was fixing to get into my truck and was dry and someboady pulled that number I would not have been real happy about it. He needs a bigger truck or less boat!
@JamesRamsay-mk8xl14 сағат бұрын
Intelligence is clearly in drought at the boat ramp today!
@supertorqued7221 күн бұрын
Miami vice called they want their boat back 😂
@hulkkk2.06913 күн бұрын
People down there to unintelligent to jump down and give him a little push.
@richsadventures188924 күн бұрын
13:30 I lol so hard it hurt!!!
@rickradliff877124 күн бұрын
Great boatmanship by everyone.
@tufankilinc6369 күн бұрын
Man buys a big ass expensive boat. Rents a single cab long bed gas powered Ram to tow it. Wtf?! 😂😂
@lesterlute109 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 alfredo te escuchas como el personaje “diablito” con Eugenio Derbez
@csalinas-sf6jg7 күн бұрын
Go thing FRED isnt around
@user-su2bq9db2u24 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Somebody is gonna jump on top of him one day.
@rickvice9024 күн бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😂 he got lucky
@RASTAOUTDOORS24 күн бұрын
'What ?? - there's other people on OUR planet AND they want to use it too - nah, no way !!'
@MegaDeansy12 сағат бұрын
Looked like there was about to be a glub-glub-glub
@MrGST36015 күн бұрын
I liked the spraying people part. It looked unintentional. The truck is fine. A few guys to push is all it needs. I had a great motorcycle for exercise. I pushed it everywhere. I always thought, I should have gotten a smaller motorcycle. I had forgotten how funny boat ramps were.
@unpublishable409123 күн бұрын
☠️you can’t make this chit up!😂
@polishchachafishing24 күн бұрын
2million dollar boat...ten thousand dollar truck
@CRNFLK7722 күн бұрын
😮😮😮 I think we need a bigger truck.
@michaelbeattie810611 күн бұрын
Its water. Its not the end of the world. Laugh it off and move on. People are waay too serious these days. Good catch with the cam Alfred. I would worry ore about Fred the gator then some water
@beachside123 күн бұрын
10:55 mud tires and a 2inch lift don’t give you 4 wheel drive power 😂 I bet my Colorado Trail Boss would yank that big boat out with no problems!
@jimmycline47783 күн бұрын
Some people need restraint
@romanmaimo146824 күн бұрын
The entitled people from here never ceases to amaze me. 😂
@lb81413 күн бұрын
I used to have to power load my inboard onto rug trailer rails ( even peanut iol didnt help much). But it never did that. Illegal and dangerous too but many have to . Outboards can have rollers but the weight from inboard needs solid bars. It was funny but rude the lady couldnt even leave the dock. Lots of stuff gets thrown up by shore. He seemed to be looking right at her too
@user-zp8se6ii9i24 күн бұрын
That wasn't a power load. He was trying to use the boat to help push the truck up the ramp. You simply need to back your trailer a little deeper into the water rather than trying to drive the boat onto the bunks. It's slightly more work to ensure that the boat is on the trailer evenly when it is pulled out of the water, but that is just the cost of doing business, as they say.... 🤷♂️
@straybullitt24 күн бұрын
The Mariel boatlift in action
@arthurbrumagem38448 күн бұрын
That formula is a bad ass boat guy drove it in there like a champ getting out another problem
@johnharman544024 күн бұрын
No need to throttle up that hard when maneuvering. Simply bump it in and out of gear. He was either drunk, showing off, or both.
@bthull24 күн бұрын
Bad ass are not the words that come to mind for me. Those boats are lame, annoying and ridiculous, to me.
@OMGWTFLOLSMH23 күн бұрын
All these people speaking Polish. I wish there was a translation.
@Flies2FLL24 күн бұрын
Yeah, Florida's a big Polish speaking state. lol
@OMGWTFLOLSMH23 күн бұрын
@@OMGWTFLOLSMH I'm sure you understand what I am trying to tell him. But I did grow up in Mish-Gin and we had a HUGE Polish population!
@Flies2FLL23 күн бұрын
Funny how when someone is wrong and they double down .
@arizonarider699811 күн бұрын
Did Alfred pay the contractor to put a smooth finish on the ramp, so he could get good video?
@jeffreyharley148018 күн бұрын
Bear spray works wonders for crowd control!
@PLURP42016 күн бұрын
Puuuush, Puuush
@F-N-C24 күн бұрын
Where was the fight in this video???
@CB-qb8hj24 күн бұрын
The pregnant guy with the light green sweatshirt, he must act as mobile ballast tank.
@kevinlast705117 күн бұрын
That was insane
@joeharrison69622 күн бұрын
lol did we actually hear Daniel Laugh!??
@TheFoodBoat22 күн бұрын
Wait for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💙🌺💖✨️
@D65Cinder11HDR24 күн бұрын
Fkn HILARIOUS
@Jordanlopezmusic2 күн бұрын
If you're so uptight about getting wet while enjoying watersports then don't go, grow up people 😂😂😂😂
@user-ur8ij6dq3i24 күн бұрын
was whistling diesel there lol. going out boating and your scared of getting splashed grew up ppl
@muddin24 күн бұрын
Don't tow with a 1/2 ton 2WD truck!! Duh.
@gckshea24 күн бұрын
I swear there would be more regulations for crossing the road in Australia than for owning, operating and towing a boat in Florida..😒
@dan00000239 күн бұрын
OMG I got wet when I went to the ocean!
@poepflater24 күн бұрын
The Dude at 2:50 in the Teal MUUMUU Dress is ready to give Birth !
@korhing106621 күн бұрын
As Bugs Bunny would say… What a Moroon
@akshonclip24 күн бұрын
OK DRUNK SUNKISSED CUBAN COWBOY 🤠 AT BEGINNING 😅
@BIGMACK-sf6up24 күн бұрын
That’s a lot of boat for a matchbox truck! Overcompensating?
@christine13732 күн бұрын
I'm guessing he forgot to release the E brakes!!!
@devilfish7019 күн бұрын
Dude had every right to be pissed!! I would be pissed too if he did that to my family!! Totally unnecessary!!
@user-px7cl6xo8o19 күн бұрын
If I’m jumping in you’re cutting those engines…. People just think it’s magic I guess.There is spinning steel under those boats that will tear your ass up.
@Horner1819 күн бұрын
Es que es alergia al agua 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ricotime926424 күн бұрын
Usually when you see older go-fast boats like that Formula they are owned by people that know what they are doing. But not in this case. Totally drenching the people next to them was bad enough. Then to want to fight over it? They should have humbly apologized and offered to buy the people in the Dusky dinner in the form of maybe $100 cash on the spot. Then....they are hauling that huge boat with a 2 wheel drive truck. No....that doesn't work! Sorry but you need at the very least a 1500 size truck with 4 wheel drive but that boat really calls for a 2500-3500 4x4 and preferably a dually!
@ScarabChris16 күн бұрын
He did apologized, she just carried on with it , and not one drop of water was on her , you can clearly see where the water was hitting the deck of the dock, did she look wet to you 😂
@Lekeithjr4 күн бұрын
That boat is gonna be over weight capacity with that herd on it
@mikebellaire31957 күн бұрын
Damn Alfred why you edit me out I wanted to see my boat docking 🤦🏾♂️I was in the century next to the speed boat 🤷🏾♂️
@BrezySquad19 күн бұрын
Ooops
@AlfredMontaner18 күн бұрын
What a mess. Putting aside the likelihood that he didn’t have 4 wheel drive, there’s a major balancing issue with that boat and trailer. The trailer is a few feet short for that boat. It should be long enough for the bunks to provide support all the way back to the transom. Not even close.
@myvalium118 күн бұрын
That was crazy loco need a bigger truck
@joeharrison69622 күн бұрын
In The beginning The Co-pilot is pregnant...and always make sure when someones in the water to keep spinning 6 blades of death..
@realtruth71624 күн бұрын
There is not one boater wearing a flotation device. Mind you, no one makes them big enough to fit these clowns.
@einarquay5 күн бұрын
AT 7:00 WATER SHOW UP FOR PEOPLE THAT COME TO PLAY IN WATERS WTF DUDE 😂😂😂
@BIGMACK-sf6up24 күн бұрын
If you buy a boat, make sure the vehicle you have can handle it, in short; "Enough is not enough, too much is just right." ;-)
@TairnKA23 күн бұрын
I think they were both at fault. Before you buy the boat how about buying a truck that can actually handle the boat? As soon as the lady saw the struggle she should have just moved off the dock completely. Cuz what if the guy actually lost control of his truck and trailer and it crashed into the dock 🤷
@cecils.457019 күн бұрын
After he pulls out he pulls right in front of the guy and parks. Thinking the other guy can’t get out.
I have a nice canoe, I go where there is very few to no other people. It’s quiet, peaceful, safe and it sits in the back of my pickup nicely after I pick it up and place it there. I love my canoe.
Great. Best Way Sir....nice n. Slow. ...laid back😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😊
😂 then say bye bye bye to this nut 🥜 house 🏡 👋
The amount of people that are comfortable being in the water near running engines absolutely blows my mind.
Props and crocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ignorance is bliss!
Yes I was like whoa this guy cares way less about his legs than I do
So what? As long as the motor isn't in gear it doesn't really matter.
I'd be more worried about the crocodile
Dude should have spent a few more dollars on his truck to be able to pull his "midlife crisis". Poor "little" fella.
He needs a 4 wheel drive truck!
@@gregbraddy1497 a diesel 4 wheel drive
Great way to start the morning 😂That truck struggling should invest in a true 4x4 truck.
I know right lol
And he should invest into finding class.
Those off road tires are useless at the boat Ramp
maybe invest in a real truck
He can't afford one. He blew all his loot on that ridiculous peen extender.
Laughed My Ass Off When He Fell In The Water. Funny As Hell Like It Was Too Deep. Where Was Fred?
Best place in Florida to troll for Crocs, use a bait that is real splashy have them wear an orange life vest
Just because you came to this country on a boat, doesn’t mean you should own one. Effing low class refs
No truer words have been said! The guy was a jerk.
was thinking the same thing
LMAO SAYS YOU look at your name , he is your 3rd cousin bro.
@@wat6592lmao
This comment is absolutely insane coming from you
Pro Tip: friends don't let friends drink and drink. And drink.
That would've been a perfect time for a "bloop bloop bloop"😂
With that boat, trailered by that truck, it's nearly inevitable. ;-)
After being Aholes I was hoping for it🤞🏽
Alfred's Laughing IS Priceless!!!👍🤦♂😜😄😂❣❗
I didn't know Alfred had stopped talking through these videos, I'm going to start watching them now.
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM AND THE SECOND RAT GETS THE CHEESE!!
IM NOT AS DRINK AS YOU THINK I AM!!!!😂😂😂
That formula was sick!! What a sound. Cant blame the dude for revving it either. And his long haired friend should of course put the car in 4x4. And when someone came to help push that 6 ton mass and belived hd did something. Haha
It did sound pretty bad a$$
6:12 not exactly sure what that was supposed to accomplish other than make himself look like a dick.
That's what a money pit sounds like.
That ram didn’t have 4x4 that’s why he reved the engine to help the truck get that big joker up the ramp, as doing so it kicked up water supposedly getting water on the lady from the other boat, but hell what did she expect, she should have been getting her behind in the truck in the first place, and none drop of water got on her from what I can see
I am shocked that the harbor patrol down there never checks life jackets on children....and the DMV never stops over laiden vehicles
Thank whoever for filming it was funny.
What a dick move. This guy gonna have a hard life at the ramp. And maybe six flats when he returns for next Formula haul out.
Its the Battle of the Big Gals !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL "Lets git it on"
With the big arms and big butts come the big mouths. Its just the latino way. Take the good with the bad😂😂
What was the issue?
Live ! From somewhere in NY, it's Captain Keith Love this video, funny as hell. Tight lines.
There was probably a pound of cocaine and six illegal Cubans in the bow of that cigarette boat!
Ohhh W0W!….do you think so? That’s an interesting perspective take on that. Do you always racially profile or just a certain group? Just asking out of curiosity.🤷🏾♂️
No he probably wants to be on the boat but can’t.
@@oceanopescayaventuras8205 yeah probably wants a little 👃🍬🍫for himself I’m guessing.
sounds like fun
@@ba946x4 Jesus. please continue the pc crying.
You buy a big ass speedboat, which needs a tri-axle trailer, you pull it all with a big old Ram pickup & yet....you never worked out how to engage 4WD...... 🙄😣🤯
Just because it's a truck doesn't mean it's 4x4. It's a single cab long bed ram in the south. Most likely 2wd
The truck, trailer, and boat are probably stolen.
Imagine thinking if it's a truck it has 4x4. Most southern trucks are 2 wheel bud.
@@brentbarger3632true. Imagine buying a two-wheel drive truck.😂
@@duckwacker8720 Maybe in a state with no snow or ice. Definitely alot cheaper. But I agree
They should show this at AA meetings...
Perfect description of a “Come Pinga”.
Alfred you are the best at this. I've watched a couple imitators recently and they just don't hold up, nobody does it like you do. You give us the commentary without trying to insert yourself into the action, some of these other guys out here try to start drama to create content, you just let it unfold naturally and I appreciate that. No need to be an ass to create content, there are already plenty of people on the ramp acting like ass holes, all you have to do is aim the camera and give us some commentary from afar. Seems like some of these other guys don't understand that and want the video to be about them.
Hi Al. The lack of boating experience in the Miami area is mind blowing. Reminds me of lake quinsig in shrewsbury, mass. Absolutely horrible 🤷🏻♂️ go out and practice when the ramp is quiet, people! Please! And lend a hand to people struggling when trying to dock, instead of just standing there………. A little kindness goes a long way. You can always talk smack about them later. Haha. Carry on 🇺🇸
Exactly that man was trying to help the truck get the boat up the ramp due to not having a 4x4 , plus the ramp already slippery, me personally, that woman should have been off the deck along time ago and in the truck, I didn’t see none drop of the spraying water touch her , I see who where’s the pants in that relationship
You’re in a boat…on the water & you don’t expect to get wet?! It was rude, I agree but this was completely blown out of proportion.
Another great video brother, thank you..
Dude trying to push the truck.😂
Alfred Brother Thanks never a dull moment there and i love it. As a vet i have seen the best and worst in people so thanks again and keep up the good work and watch out for President Fred
Gotta LOVE the HUGE CAMS in the Formulas, Cigs, Fountains, etc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peen extenders for insecure man/boys.
Does anybody else want to move to Florida when they watch Alfred's videos?
Quite the opposite!
The Chit Show at it's finest lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
CHIWAWA, I HOPE NO ONE MELTED WHEN THEY GOT WET??
I like how after he got out of the ramp the bilge pumps kicks in that boat probably has a lot of water inside of it making it extra heavy. The attempt to push the truck and trailer out of the water with the boat motors was hilarious also. It doesn't look like he has enough tongue weight on the back of the truck either as he was leaving it looked to be riding high at the trailer tongue adjusting the position of the bow V block and winch would help that out easy fix.
The boat engine trick works quite often.
They were idiots, look at how easy everyone else got their boats in, no hustle and quiet.
@@artnovak3259 It does but if you have em trimmed up like he did you might warn those behind you to look out. If he hadn't backed the trailer in on an angle it might not have been as bad either.
Wow ! Your channel is growing pretty good! I love your video’s my friend!
This is why you buy a house on a canal!!!
Or just dock your boat. This shit looks aggravating as fuck. Great entertainment thoe lol😂
@@bryanperrelli7805 Bryan, at the marina for a boat slip is $2000.00 a month after you get off a 2-5 year waiting list. Captain Keith Tight lines
@@bryanperrelli7805 - Yep. You couldn't pay me enough to go through all this hassle. We have two 14' kayaks that are a PITA enough to get to the water, then in and out, all the prep beforehand, then all the clean up after. Hauling boats, sucks all the enjoyment out of it.
Always nice to be prepared!
Looked more like a argument than it was a fight . A fight is where 2 people hit each other
What a day at this boat dock. Unreal buddy totally unreal. Mark from Tennessee 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸
That was so funny 😂😂😂
Laughed at the arms up in victory when the guy climbed back in the boat!The guy being a butt cause his wife got wet was typical of a dumb guy,right? I had lots of laughs at that whole scene. The man that truely thinks he helped by pushing.. One of your funniest Alfred. What a day.
He probably gets just as angry when some other guy gets his wife wet even when they're not at the dock but now he was drunk enough to say something about it.😮😅😂
Oye ... Oye ... Asere que Bola!... tranquilo...papa...😂... why the people always stressed. I thought boating was relaxing.
LOL, if you are getting splashed, step out of the way. You’re out boating for gods sake, expect to get wet or at least don’t get pissed if you do. There was no malice.
Expect to get wet? At a ramp? I’ve never seen anything like this. These googans trying to push their pos truck up the ramp with the boat is a new level of stupidity. The ‘captain’ is even looking right at the lady as he continues to spray water at them and all over the boat by the way. They had every right to be pissed off.
The Lady down in the bow of the boat is not on the dock and can't see what's coming. She's the one that really got it. The lady on the dock could step back after getting wet initially.. If I can't pull my boat out of the water and need to use my inboards or outboards to push the truck when the are very trimmed up, I'm going to warn people behind me of what's coming so they have a chance to move. This Captain did not do so and judging by the difficulty he had getting up the ramp shows he has a whole lot to learn.
lol that dodge Ram is only 2 wheel drive
The guy on the back of the boat. I would think the propellers were still turning.
Oh Dios mio!! I went to the beach, got on a boat, and then I got water splashed on me!! My whole day was RUINED!! 😭 - some lady
Dude did not have manners. Could have warned them and he kept those engines for a while after he was out of the water. If I was fixing to get into my truck and was dry and someboady pulled that number I would not have been real happy about it. He needs a bigger truck or less boat!
Intelligence is clearly in drought at the boat ramp today!
Miami vice called they want their boat back 😂
People down there to unintelligent to jump down and give him a little push.
13:30 I lol so hard it hurt!!!
Great boatmanship by everyone.
Man buys a big ass expensive boat. Rents a single cab long bed gas powered Ram to tow it. Wtf?! 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 alfredo te escuchas como el personaje “diablito” con Eugenio Derbez
Go thing FRED isnt around
My thoughts exactly. Somebody is gonna jump on top of him one day.
I was thinking the same thing 😂 he got lucky
'What ?? - there's other people on OUR planet AND they want to use it too - nah, no way !!'
Looked like there was about to be a glub-glub-glub
I liked the spraying people part. It looked unintentional. The truck is fine. A few guys to push is all it needs. I had a great motorcycle for exercise. I pushed it everywhere. I always thought, I should have gotten a smaller motorcycle. I had forgotten how funny boat ramps were.
☠️you can’t make this chit up!😂
2million dollar boat...ten thousand dollar truck
😮😮😮 I think we need a bigger truck.
Its water. Its not the end of the world. Laugh it off and move on. People are waay too serious these days. Good catch with the cam Alfred. I would worry ore about Fred the gator then some water
10:55 mud tires and a 2inch lift don’t give you 4 wheel drive power 😂 I bet my Colorado Trail Boss would yank that big boat out with no problems!
Some people need restraint
The entitled people from here never ceases to amaze me. 😂
I used to have to power load my inboard onto rug trailer rails ( even peanut iol didnt help much). But it never did that. Illegal and dangerous too but many have to . Outboards can have rollers but the weight from inboard needs solid bars. It was funny but rude the lady couldnt even leave the dock. Lots of stuff gets thrown up by shore. He seemed to be looking right at her too
That wasn't a power load. He was trying to use the boat to help push the truck up the ramp. You simply need to back your trailer a little deeper into the water rather than trying to drive the boat onto the bunks. It's slightly more work to ensure that the boat is on the trailer evenly when it is pulled out of the water, but that is just the cost of doing business, as they say.... 🤷♂️
The Mariel boatlift in action
That formula is a bad ass boat guy drove it in there like a champ getting out another problem
No need to throttle up that hard when maneuvering. Simply bump it in and out of gear. He was either drunk, showing off, or both.
Bad ass are not the words that come to mind for me. Those boats are lame, annoying and ridiculous, to me.
All these people speaking Polish. I wish there was a translation.
Yeah, Florida's a big Polish speaking state. lol
@@OMGWTFLOLSMH I'm sure you understand what I am trying to tell him. But I did grow up in Mish-Gin and we had a HUGE Polish population!
Funny how when someone is wrong and they double down .
Did Alfred pay the contractor to put a smooth finish on the ramp, so he could get good video?
Bear spray works wonders for crowd control!
Puuuush, Puuush
Where was the fight in this video???
The pregnant guy with the light green sweatshirt, he must act as mobile ballast tank.
That was insane
lol did we actually hear Daniel Laugh!??
Wait for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💙🌺💖✨️
Fkn HILARIOUS
If you're so uptight about getting wet while enjoying watersports then don't go, grow up people 😂😂😂😂
was whistling diesel there lol. going out boating and your scared of getting splashed grew up ppl
Don't tow with a 1/2 ton 2WD truck!! Duh.
I swear there would be more regulations for crossing the road in Australia than for owning, operating and towing a boat in Florida..😒
OMG I got wet when I went to the ocean!
The Dude at 2:50 in the Teal MUUMUU Dress is ready to give Birth !
As Bugs Bunny would say… What a Moroon
OK DRUNK SUNKISSED CUBAN COWBOY 🤠 AT BEGINNING 😅
That’s a lot of boat for a matchbox truck! Overcompensating?
I'm guessing he forgot to release the E brakes!!!
Dude had every right to be pissed!! I would be pissed too if he did that to my family!! Totally unnecessary!!
If I’m jumping in you’re cutting those engines…. People just think it’s magic I guess.There is spinning steel under those boats that will tear your ass up.
Es que es alergia al agua 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Usually when you see older go-fast boats like that Formula they are owned by people that know what they are doing. But not in this case. Totally drenching the people next to them was bad enough. Then to want to fight over it? They should have humbly apologized and offered to buy the people in the Dusky dinner in the form of maybe $100 cash on the spot. Then....they are hauling that huge boat with a 2 wheel drive truck. No....that doesn't work! Sorry but you need at the very least a 1500 size truck with 4 wheel drive but that boat really calls for a 2500-3500 4x4 and preferably a dually!
He did apologized, she just carried on with it , and not one drop of water was on her , you can clearly see where the water was hitting the deck of the dock, did she look wet to you 😂
That boat is gonna be over weight capacity with that herd on it
Damn Alfred why you edit me out I wanted to see my boat docking 🤦🏾♂️I was in the century next to the speed boat 🤷🏾♂️
Ooops
What a mess. Putting aside the likelihood that he didn’t have 4 wheel drive, there’s a major balancing issue with that boat and trailer. The trailer is a few feet short for that boat. It should be long enough for the bunks to provide support all the way back to the transom. Not even close.
That was crazy loco need a bigger truck
In The beginning The Co-pilot is pregnant...and always make sure when someones in the water to keep spinning 6 blades of death..
There is not one boater wearing a flotation device. Mind you, no one makes them big enough to fit these clowns.
AT 7:00 WATER SHOW UP FOR PEOPLE THAT COME TO PLAY IN WATERS WTF DUDE 😂😂😂
If you buy a boat, make sure the vehicle you have can handle it, in short; "Enough is not enough, too much is just right." ;-)
I think they were both at fault. Before you buy the boat how about buying a truck that can actually handle the boat? As soon as the lady saw the struggle she should have just moved off the dock completely. Cuz what if the guy actually lost control of his truck and trailer and it crashed into the dock 🤷
After he pulls out he pulls right in front of the guy and parks. Thinking the other guy can’t get out.