Stage five clingers call and text more than 5 times a day kids you have been warned ! Todays Chit Show has a nasty argument and a wounded Mercury Outboard at the boat ramp.The argument was so intense I had to water it down so it could be seen on KZhead.
Having that said we definitely have some great content for you guys to giggle to ! My name is Alfred Montaner and I'm the host of the Chit Show at BlackPoint Marina
Miami is a beautiful city to visit you guys should have lunch at BlackPoint Grill and check out the boats at Chit Show Live !
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Lol great mis-use of the “devils advocate” “What happened what happened” lol 😂
Your channel is the gift that keeps on giving! 🤣🙏🏼❤️
Gives me Anxiety !
“That’s a stage 5 clinger guys, be careful with those!!” 💯💯💯 my guy does not lie!!!
😅😅😅😅😅😅
Why is the first 30 seconds blocked? Sounds like it was the best part.
Love watching the show man! Some of the most entertaining stuff happens at the ramp. Cool to see a few fans roll up and say hello!
What’s Wrong with You People ? Get a REAL Life !
Are you sure this is the right title for this video? Didn't see any fights or jealous women...
Thanks for warning me so I didn’t continue to waste my time
It’s called clickbait
Ikr
That’s what desperate people do for views chits and giggles
Thanks
I could watch this show ALL DAY LONG. Very entertaining....👏👏👏
Try watching Ants At least they know what they’re doing !
Stage 5 clinger, oh boy! That’s too funny Al, you kill me bro!
Yeah I’m Dying ………of Boredom !
Stage five clinger 🤣🤣🙌🏻 I love it 🤣🤣 so true!!!!
Spoiler alert, no fights and no jealous ladies. Did I miss something?
Click bait.
Thanks so much. Almost wasted my time 😂
This is probably the worst boat ramp video anyway now it's going totally bogus, Alfredo is going joe biten. 🤣
Over rated ..Zzzz
NO FIGHTS AND NO JEALOUS LADIES, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME
I hope the girl in the yellow boat is 18. Otherwise the imaginary police are going to arrest me for what I'm imaginaring.
I was like is she really sitting like that especially with that pole between her legs. My mom would of went crazy if I did that. It's definitely not a good look for a young lady.
I have no idea what the heck you're saying in spanish, but I love it! U Da Man!
Most of the Time he is saying Cuban !
I think that the biggest thing I notice about FL boaters coming back and pulling their boats out of the water they pull up to the dock, tie up, slowly go get their vehicle and trailer then slowly pull the trailer out. Here on TN lakes/Rivers if I'm with my son he drops me off at the dock, backs off and then waits for me to get the truck and back in before he pulls back in. Total time for us to recover and load the boat is under 2 minutes. Same with launching, we prep before backing to the ramp, I back into the water the boat comes off the trailer he backs away and when he sees me come down to the dock pull back up and I jump in and off we go.
What you are describing is pretty much the same way we do it here in Minnesota. I guess they don't mind waiting around forever when it gets busy. The Chit Show is proof that just because you can boat year round doesn't mean you know what you're doing or have much common sense.
When I had a boat I used the rodeo method. I tied off the boat to the truck. I pushed back and bumped the boat off stopped put it it in park and then grabbed the rope and walked it over to the dock. Tied it off and drove back up the ramp to park. Of course I’ve been boating since I was seven.
@@joecollins1823 me too.
@@craignelson6560 yup. St Paul boater here.
@@craignelson6560 The last two words you mentioned, "common sense" isn't with these new boaters in the Afternoon. :(
I saw your video and walk down the line of boats trying to get in, no wonder people are so crazy once they get to the ramps!
I notice where your camera tends to focus on...... Thank You!
Robalos are bad luck... they should have their own ramp. LMAO. Great stuff thanks for posting
Like a padded cell ! :)
❤️Chit Show and Crazy Cubans!
We love watching your show. Thank you for demonstrating that you actually know how things “should be” on the water. We love your commentary. Fred the croc freaks us out but always fun.
The Man’s a WIZARD ? LOL ?
@@stevesanzari7294 Tiffany, can you tie a bowline knot? Bowline - Wikipedia A mnemonic. "Up through the rabbit hole, round the big tree; down through the rabbit hole and off goes he."
LOL!!!1 Stage 5 clinger!!! I love The Wedding Crashers!!!!!!
Just found the channel and love it Brother 😀
I love the Chit Show, Y’all!!!! I’m stuck in North Texas!!
Try being stuck in the shithole that is Seattle, moving to Florida next year!
You're blessed
Love your vids!
Thanks Paige !
Your videos are addictive 😂
So’s Fentynl ! That’s not necessarily a Good thing !
@@stevesanzari7294 what does that have to do with the videos!
Alfred, We need Chit Show T's too! Love the chit brother from the Melton Hill Surf Team - Lenoir City, TN
Stop it ?
"Stage 5 clinger" Had me laughing for 5 minutes. Going to be using that one for a long time. Enjoying your show from illinois. Thanks for the laughs! Sincerly Ed
You suck from Canada
Where are you..???? I'm in the bathroom....stage 5s a hoot....runnnnn...😅😅😅
@@VikkiG1970, enoyning from Netherlands😄
Thanks For proving to me that I’m right Midwest People Have No Sense of Humor ! Or Intelligence !
.?????? @@VikkiG1970
"Stage 5 clinger" that's funny shit. I dated one of those back when I was in my early 20's. Shortly after that one I met a new girl (now my wife) and we been together since 1997. My wife likes to sit like that behind me at the helm of the boat and I love her to death but when I'm docking the boat or maneuvering in tight situations like a sandbar or regatta (when we used to go) I don't want anyone hanging on me. I tell her and my kids to get away from me. LOL
You be lowkey perving 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I see you tho
"Let me see that shirt one more time!"
Always good content
That does it Alfredito I gotta meet you one day I live in Maryland and it is currently 12 degrees This is the best antidote Gracias Hermano
Alfred, I would be interesting to us non-Spanish speakers if you would provide sub-titles in English when you are speaking Spanish to the boats as they go by you.
It is. Just turn subtitles on!
Subtitles…just turn the closed caption on.
It wouldn’t be the same my friend… there’s just some things that can’t be translated.
@@GhostDrummer Still comes up in Spanish.
@@lnash2569 Every video I watch of his with captions on shows the translations.
Keep doing more like this
Hey Alfred! Love the videos. Do you use a polarized lens outer screw on? Just curious
Lens cover filter
Always fun to watch, even though I don't understand half of what you're saying, but it is entertaining.
By turning on "CC" it might help some. Have a nice Day.
*Half the Chit he was saying.
This Was Boring Not Fun !
I think it’s funny how there’s always people sitting there in the grass on chairs waiting for the action to happen.😅
It’s Amazing Eh ????
@@stevesanzari7294 "Up through the rabbit hole, round the big tree; down through the rabbit hole and off goes he."
I wear him like a back pack and what 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stage 5 clinger. Ty for that Alfred
Hey, loved the interaction with the family in the yellow HydraSport. Comments couldn't be funnier , but please speak kinder about the poor Captains just trying to get their boats on the trailer at the end of their day on the water. Thanks for posting.
I bet the boat repo market is on fire in Florida. Time to look up some banks in the area!
Got that right. The boats and owners just get older that dont get repoed in s. Florida. Mother nature needs to flush the toilet 3 tomes down here its along way yo havana
"I've become a monster" lol
This is my new favorite content on KZhead 😂
Bravo ?
Only thing I’d be worried about is that crocodile 🐊
I come home from a good day at work to a wonderful meal. Sit down in my leather recliner and what do I watch. This “Chit.” It’s a great life.
Entertaining. Great video. I subbed.
Love your show and FRED! Greetz from Holland 🇳🇱
Thanks Nathalie !
wow that place looks like a nightmare!!!
Ladies at 5:40 keep your hands in the boat! Better the boat gets a tine scuff than you bust an arm!
This Marina reminds me of the Mayport boat ramp. Alot of ramps and plenty of parking spaces
It may seem like a lot, but with a line of Trucks 2-miles long, not all get in. They only have parking for 40- trucks and trailers. :(
3:21 some girls should not wear thongs. This was one of them
Chit show and Credit card captain. I'm from N.S.B. now in Texas. I can still enjoy the show. Thanks man you're hilarious 🤘🤣🤘
The CHIT SHOW! subbed and liked!!
A chit chō shirt with Fred is something I can get down on
I’ve never seen a public boat launch that looks like the Grand Central Station 😱
You won’t If Biden has anything to do with it !
Dont get near my man,,,I wear him like a backpack,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻
Would have loved to see the fight
Chit Show and Cluster -uck. That's the most dumbest boat drivers I have ever saw; most are not all. I wouldn't go anywhere near the chit show. Glad you doing the vids man cause I'd never see this insanity
That ending bruh!!!
That is so cool they had your sweater there was a first time I've ever seen it on your show
Do you ship to Pennsylvania?
I love how everyone of these captains and their passengers come to the dock and not even one of them have a rope ready!! And then at the last possible time the start looking for a rope and usually they end up crashing into the dock Lmmfao
You know what's crazy, before arriving at these Docks, all the Boats are in a 20-minute long channel at idle speed and they have all that time to prepare the boat
Hey Alfred greetings from LA! Love this it's hilarious. Gotta get a hat. You need your own radio show.
You know what’s more Hilarious ? How Governor Newsome took a Beautiful State like CA and turned into a $Hithole ?
@@stevesanzari7294 You know what’s more insane, @stevesanzari7294 is 12 years old.
Best channel bro Thank you
Half of those folks have no business operating a boat. The other half are drunk or stoned out of their minds.
1:10 God what a beautiful language lmao
picture is so clear. what camera is being used?
I love boating & you have the best show! I am addicted! Can't get my housework & paperwork done, thanks to you! lol I would love to get a t-shirt or long sleeved shirt or sweatshirt hoodie. Is there an online store?
Yes check my teespring under my videos
I never complain about someone's boat, Unless I am bragging about mine. lol
Alfred Montaner, the Judge, Jury and Executioner of the Chit Show Court.
This Show Smells !
“Robalo” the Mustang of boats 💥
Dude in a neon shirt with cartel over it aint even worried LOL
Stage 5 Clinger! I love it!
Hey man! I love this channel, makes me laugh!! Just wanted to ask since I don’t speak Spanish if you could put the translations in. Feel left out sometimes! Thanks and keep up the great job!👍🏽
Cee
Try "CC" on your screen, it might help some .
Alfred, did you take the bolt out of that piling at 2:30 ? RIP to the next poor soul who jumps to that part of the dock.
I too would like to have a sweater like this one a CHIT SHOW !! How I can buy one 1. To wear it here in Quebec
Amazingness it's what you do! Another great episode!
Seriously ? This show is truly SHIT
Have You seen Fire yet ? That will be a treat !
Love the sound effects
Watching this episode laughing my ass off.
I don’t think you had one !
Inspired gonna do this Bass River Boat launch . Only seasonal here in Cape Cod. Na.
Respect to the ppl of Black Point. The Cubans here are more patriotic than the majority of the country., They know what it's like to live in hell, and then what it's like to live in America. Big respect✊
Robalo seems to be incredibly popular down there in Miami.
It is
You okay yeah, no I don’t think so 😂😂😂😂
Your great Alfred...I can't get enough of your videos and your comedic skills are over the top!
Side Splitting ??? Foreigners Have Wierd Ideas about Comedy ! I found it Boring a Tedious !
@@stevesanzari7294nah you’re right. It’s not funny
I’ve never had more entertainment with a lawn chair and some beers watching people docking.
And You just described your Everyday occurrence !
What's up with all Robalo's? Every one seems cursed.
It’s like what first time boaters (when they get a little money) can afford that also looks nice…like teenagers with Infiniti’s, good luck finding one not crashed
99% of the ppl in this vids seem cursed. Not really a brand issue.
Gameshow prizes 😏
Hahahaha he said “you okay”
i had a clinger once.... and only once...... the pain is real
TMI Pal !
Im from Connecticut!!..Do you have "The Chit Show" Tank Tops??
I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just found it today
This is seriously what people do on the weekend ? Hang out watching people on boats 😂😂😂
More chit show? Yes! I’m a happy man 😎
That’s Happy ?
People seriously need to practice. Simple. Go out during the week, early in the morning, and practice maneuvering. Things in motion, remain in motion, so come to a complete stop before you try maneuvering. It is easiest to be on the windward side of the dock, (blow you into the dock as you SLOWLY approach the dock at a slight angel) but it you must approach on the leeward side, power into the dock at a slight angle, then just before your bow reaches the dock, turn hard into the dock while giving a little throttle in reverse. You will look like a pro as the stern moves towards the dock. Then as your deckhand(s) to jump off, grab the dock-lines (which you should already have placed in your midships and stern or bow and stern cleats.....using a "catspaw"), then secure them to the cleats using a cleat hitch or use a "half hitch on a bite" or clove hitch and lock the line with a half hitch (google terms you are unfamiliar with). Happy boating, remember, we do well what we do often. The most aggravating part of boating is the launch ramp (launching and trailering). YOU CAN DO IT, just PRACTICE......OVER AND OVER.
You need to sell Chit Show flags,like the ones people put on cars or boat flags
And if you have a Chit Show flag on your boat and you f-up he won't upload it. 😆
@@PrestonVainn I bet he will. LOL.
It takes me under 5 minutes to get my boat out of the water. Remote winch remember that.
Alfred, where can I find merch?
Where can I buy merchandise ? Please and thank you
It feels like gas but uh oh. They might have “charted” That’s a nasty course
Asked if he was OK🤣😂
Robalo’s seems to be the scoccersmother vans of blackpool . Note to myself: never buy a robalo
They make a very nice solid boat for the ... they’re more like a Camry
….. like a Camry. Faint praise.
Is this South Florida? I'm glad I know of a spot with very little traffic so I never experience a chit show like this. Lol
Good, don't tell anybody about it then. :)
What was going on at the end? Couldn't figure out why it was an issue?
I'm watching from the UK and I have a question..... Why doesn't anyone in the US use fenders (that's what they are called over here) when they Dock???
Lots of people do. But a lot of Public docks are pretty nice and have built in fenders.
@@thefloridaredneck but black point doesn't? I understand if the docks are already protected then you don't really need them. the amount of people that clearly need them at black point is amazing though