Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died - Darwin Awards Winners [Part 1]
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When Charles Darwin developed his Theory of Evolution he described the idea of Natural Selection. Long after he died, the Darwin Awards were created for the dumbest ways people died.
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BE AMAZED man those people are dumb anyway amazing video dude :D
Mene The mene oof
Why the comunity shop theme of geometry dash?
BE AMAZED, think about the first one... like they let prisoners have wire cutters...
BE AMAZED that woman looking into her “handgun” was looking into a pellet gun. Not a real gun, but still stupid. Obviously a set up picture, but again, not a real gun!!
this video hasd taught me two things 1: people are stupid 2: live grenades are surprisingly easy to come across
The thing is the dont find it live
Its like turkish rambo where hes constantly finding rpg ammo just laying around everywhere.
transfactory pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Surprised there was no mention of the girlfriend getting hurt.
3: “hasd”
Imagine dying only to be put on a cringe list
Pineapple Ninjaa at least you’ll be remembered
oof
@@barackoboomer8972 why pineapple ninja? i mean yeah it was bad but was it really that bad?
@@barackoboomer8972 why would that matter, you wouldn't know anyway
donald
Could you imagine Charles Darwin coming back to life and learning the award he’s named after is achieved by dying stupidly
it does tie itself to natual selection though, just not the way he had intended.
@@jackhemsworth7515 true
@@jackhemsworth7515 agreed
From what I've heard about him...he probably would have found the humour
he'd laugh his butt off with us and sponsor the streaming of competition I bet. Scientists love edgy fun.
“Lava lamps are only designed to withstand 40 degree Celsius temperatures” Australians on a 48 degree summer day “Frick”
We get 113 degree summers
@@spongebob1849 uhh is that Fahrenheit, because 48 Celsius is 118 Fahrenheit
@Big Cat Little Lion whatever. But thanks Einstein. I can do math
@@Griffin050A1t Well no kidding Sherlock
@Big Cat Little Lion Thank you to you too.👍😂
Humans: *invents explosives* Also humans: *forgets they explode*
Lool
Lool
True tho
Have you ever wondered how people do this -hello- well just put this - then type something and put another one in the end and no spaces in between the - and the words
I hope future generations have common sense cuz nowadays its not common sense its just sense
where the hell are people getting live grenades from
Dude most people have them they are quite comon
Army surplus stores?
merica
The stork gives it to them with every kid, so if they sub to t series, do a fortnite dance, or use the oh yeah yeah profile pic they can use it to kill them (every time you do this you get refunded a new kid)
Linus Overy-Smith oh yeah yeah
I remember the alcohol enema (usually wine) was all the rage in the late 70's and early 80's. I had a lot of friends in the medical field and a few of them were ER nurses. The number of people who died of alcohol poisoning was unreal.
Wait, what? How? Why?
@@lethfuil This method of alcohol consumption is dangerous because it leads to faster intoxication than drinking as the alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream with the body not having the ability to reject the toxin via vomiting.
@@FR099Y Thank you. :) I guessed that much, I'm just really puzzled about the "why" though. ^^' Why would someone do this. Intentionally, without being forced.
@@lethfuil You get drunk faster on less alcohol
@@FR099Y I guess that makes "sense" somewhat.
This was the best Darwin awards I've seen yet. So, therefore I must confess. My father was killed on the job by his tractor in 1987 when he was 39 years old. He cut/removed the headache rack off of his big ford 5500 tractor because he didn't like the fact it was hard to see around when turning around to observe what he was doing like bush hogging, road scraping, rock hounding, or other tractor chores. He was backing the tractor down a hill when it slid in the rain off an embankment flipping over and smashing him to death. I was 8 years old at the time. I am now older than my father lived to be and it is so sad to realize how young he was when he died.
That's awful. I'm sorry.
Terrible thing to happen 😭
My Stepfather's Dad was killed in a Forklift Accident at the Houston Ship Channel on August 10,1982. He was crushed to death by A large Forklift while walking on foot to the barge after clocking in for Work. The Operator didn't see him coming in on foot and didn't realize something was wrong until halfway when he had crushed his legs and chest. My Stepfather was only 19 at the time. His father was just 42 years old.
Guy: *Accidentally chugs gasoline* Same guy: Aight, imma go take a smoke after chugging an extremely flammable liquid.
To be fair he wanted hot sauce. I’m pretty sure it got really hot after he lit the cigarette.
how on earth can you confuse gasoline with hot sauce!?!? that's beyond my understanding
Daniel Bélisle I hear it’s a disinfectant, so maybe he was a trumper?
There's always one idiot that needs to inject Trump into everything.
who drinks an unknown substance and without even smelling it first. double dumb.
So, a man finds a jar that he thinks is "hot sauce" and he decides to drink It? That's a crime all by itself.
And... everyone knows gasoline looks so much like any delicious and totally harmless sauce
100th like
@@WeissLiebe and that gasoline smells like hot sauce right
Well if he didn’t check he wouldn’t be the kind to think about if its a thing ur supposed to drink
His logic was probably it doesn’t kill its a drink then
The air hose death makes me so upset, too many people I work with still to this day screw with the air hoses like it’s a game. People just don’t understand.
This was a common occurrence in the Far East. I remember reading one story, on the official Darwin Awards website, from Indonesia where a man inserted an air line on a garage forecourt up his rectum. A passing woman thought it was an impromptu fireworks display. It even had its own name, which I can't remember. I'll look it up and put it in the edit.
My mom told me about a story that happened a few years ago. I didn't get to witness it as I was watching TV, but apparently as she was outside there was a train parked beside the house. The house I used to live at had a train track beside it. While the train was parked she saw a boy who she said looked to be around 13-15 years old. This kid was so impatient that he literally crawled underneath the parked train while dragging his bike. He doesn't realize how dumb that was, but damn did he have luck on his side that day. If he would have died I would have put him on the #1 spot for Darwin Award winners.
The amount of people dying every year because they ran across train tracks without watching and got hit by a train... I read that in the news minimum once a year... Usually more often...
@@GodlikeIridiumHonestly I’m not surprised. I don’t want to say majority but it feels like the majority of people are very entitled and self centered so they’ll do dumb stuff like trying to outrun trains. Not surprisingly these people end up dead cause the train slams into them cause they can’t stop fast enough. I’ve watched people park on train tracks too and all I think is how much their funeral is gonna cost over sheer stupidity.
The real quote is "there are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots." Meaning only the prudent survive long.
"We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings, but I don't think we've ever had a vicious idiot for a king!" -Tyrion Lannister So this is just true in all lines of work.
My dad says that about riding motorcycles. "There are old riders and bold riders, but there arent any old bold riders."
@@TrelliessRose well if you look at history there are countless idiotic Vicious rulers in history both male and female.
@@alexanderhood8993 I'm sure he meant monarchs* but he was speaking to his nephew. That might be why he said "kings".
@@TrelliessRose yeah i know. I am just pointing out it not just monarch who are like that.
The guy who welded the grenade must of thought it was a dummy grenade, probably sat on his shelf for 20 years
...must have thought...
Years back, there used to be a Military Surplus shop in the town that I live in, and some guy walked in and asked, "How much is this worth? Will you buy it from me?" and he pulls out a landmine. The shop keeper examined it and quickly (but carefully) placed it on the counter and ran out the door taking the customer with him. From outside he called the police, and the local police (who did not, and still does not have a bomb squad unit) called an air force base that's about 70 miles from here. They sent in an EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) Unit to remove the mine from the premises and detonated it at a nearby empty lot. I remember this vividly because the customer was not grateful that he was still alive, but was furious that some of his inherited property was destroyed without him being compensated for it.
Or he was just a dumbass. The world has no shortage of those.
John Davis Great story I think many towns had them. We had one too, i bought one as a minor and my father was furious, he was a WW II vet and made sure it was a dud.
The guy with the landmine was probably like "what's the big deal? I've been using this thing as a beer coaster for ten years" , lol.
Rewatching the Darwin Awards series, and damn I feel bad for the first guy. Honestly seems like an honest, just, normal (ish) mistake Also applies to the guy with the footrest in the theater. It wasn't even his fault, if I drop my phone, sure as hell I'm gonna pick it up. Most other Darwin Awards holders are just complete idiots. Like for instance... taking a picture with a grenade is one thing. but PULLING THE PIN IS SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY
Funny how we forget sometimes, *sometimes we pay the price*
This gives new meaning to the expression "so you have chosen death"
Nice picture
To quote another excellent movie, "he chose poorly."
I NEED MORE DETAIL Who keeps gasoline in a jar? Who would keep it on their kitchen counter? Who would think gasoline looks like hot sauce? Who would have the desire to drink a jar of hot sauce? Who wouldn't immediately smell the gasoline upon opening the jar? I guess the irony is, after lighting that cigarette, the substance actually became literal hot sauce.
ThePubliusValerius that is so funny
U deserve more likes m8
totally
Oh, you are sooo Mean! Burn, Baby, Burn.
I think that they had gasoline in their kitchen because they had a gasstove
"Looking through his workshop, he'd thought he'd found the perfect thing: a grenade". ... how/why?!
I wonder if his IQ is was 0
How did it get here XD
The real question how did he get one and why that's military grade
Let's see here, some weights, tools.... Oh! Here we go, a grenade! And I don't want to use tape, crazy glue nah. Ah ha! I'll just weld it!
I was like "what the fuck? noooooo" video: "all he had to do now was weld it to the broom and..." me: kzhead.info/sun/ZpWgYL19bWOGf4k/bejne.html
I like how that because of the fact that he was stupid enough to drink gasoline, nobody wonders why Gary was planning on chugging a bottle of hot sauce to begin with.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG *SMOKE*
The Bees in the hive be like- Bee 1: “ay bro there’s a guy coming at us with a flamethrower, should we attack him? Bee 2: “nah bro, you see that bag over his head, we just gonna wait…..
I’d say the dumbest is the one who went on the train tracks to listen to for the train
Agreed
I agree
Yeah 😂
how bout the guy shoving a compressor hose up his ass?
Nope. The gas guy. I could see myself heating the lava lamp.. That was kind of frwak accident
I found the 2020 darwin award winner: the guy who injected glowstick stuff into his own bloodstream to make it glow
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
And he was poisoned. Oof.
Bruh, who doesn’t know that trains don’t act like the one in Hugo. They don’t make the rails rattle and then you know that a train is there
It was secretly a suicide
My top 5 dumbest: 5th: bear selfie 4th: Scottish runover 3rd: reversing car homicide 2nd: sting-proof 1st: biting the wires Btw I custom made the names.
How about the ass air pressure blower
I just don’t know why you would want to go up to a bear...
@@chadgrimwell8380 major head-scratcher for me, idek what he thought would happen afterwards
The one about the car not being left in park is just the last honest mistake the poor woman ever made…
Drinking gasoline and then smoking a cigarette 1000 IQ
Inflammability Quotient
IQ 100
Only the biggest of brains could have thought of that.
Stress - that's why. I would say choking yourself with a plastic bag is way more dumb.
Its IQ 100
Person 1: “So how did your husband pass away?” Wife: “grenade explosion😞” Person 1: “awe how brave he probably saved many lives at *war* “
Wife: penis!
1K subs with no videos challenge!! Would they really say awe how brave though?!
Lol
@@Emmanuel_Rocha because research
Emmanuel someone was there dummy
Imagine unintentionally dying just to be in a video “dumb ways to die”
The “trapped under a seat” was just bad luck.
@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga and therefore not a darwin.
I don't think too many of us "intend" to die lol so I would say most deaths are unintentional 😅
There is a game called dumb ways to die😀
Thank you for these videos. I'm new to the internet world, and beamazed has been very fulfilling.
It’s actually really sad when you think about how messed up some of these bodies would have looked like
Especially the guy who got killed by tye train...
It's sad that poor people starve to death or get killed by Terrorists in War. While people in countries with more wealth die because of their own incompetence.
@Gawdamit Yeah
Fin yea
@Gawdamit the bodies dont look vertically cut in half. they get very much so destroyed in the center though.
>Plastic bag suffocation Oh boy, that sure was a stup- >Chimney grenade .....wat
What I don't understand is how he didn't even attempt to loosen the bag once he realized he had trouble breathing. Plus, assuming the bag wasn't thick, he could have easily ripped it apart in desperation.
I don't understand how a person thought a grenade would be a good idea to use as a "heavy object"
@@cadethumann8605 The more you think about it, the more it seems the wife had something to do with it.
@@XDarkAllNightX Maybe. But then again, real life is a strange world. Far stranger than what fiction can tell.
The game Clue: The wife did it with a plastic bag, in a field under a tree with a bees nest...........................
The irony of #20 is that he would have lived if the TV was unplugged.
Not necessarily. There are components in an old CRT TV that hold a lethal charge well after the power is unplugged. I was taught (in the era of CRT monitors) that mess around inside a PC all you want, but NEVER fuck with the power supply or monitor.
The last one was the best. 🤣👍 The guy drank gasoline and instead of going to the hospital he decided to have a smoke. 😂
"His chimney was to small, so he has to improvise" *Hangs a grenade on it*
*life hacks*
Jenne Vandromme It’s the new trend
Thats not what happened lol. The welder ignited the charge
Grenades are actually not even that dangerous IF you know how to handle them. After you pull the pin the grenade wont explode before you let go of the handle. After you let go of the handle there is a 4 second delay before it explodes.
@@JohnTavastian Future Award WINNER RIGHT HERE
Russian roulette with an automatic pistol. That's my #1.
semi-automatic for me
@@nateschiro4731 still the same
@@kendicus7640 sry, but not the same. an automatic pistol would be a machine pistol like the aps or tmp.
How about Russian roulette with a nerf gun please?
Yes I would play it with a nerf gun too
I am shocked and appalled that many people find humour in the (often grisly) demise of the terminally stupid. So reassuring to know I am not the only one.
1:54 When you’re so dumb the bees won’t even touch you.
I respect the Grim Reaper for having to hear all the stupid stories of his victims. F to you mah man
Tommy BRO yes but you are not funny
Tommy BRO it is funny you just have no emotion
Tommy BRO oh shut up boomer
Really does make you wonder what happens when we die. If there really is a mediator between us and the afterlife. They'd have to have the shittiest job next to toilet paper.
Thanks
A suprising number of self inflicted grenade related deaths in this video.
3 to be exact...
Luca Jenkins-Pugh that’s 3 more than what should have happened
@@Zadanoire ikr
In America we have guns. Enough for everyone. In Russia they have grenades.
@@calebmetix Also, apparently, enough for everyone.
The last one is an Urban Myth, but you made it into Part 17...hey that got to count for something..😂
Best series on this channel. Keep up the great work!
🎶dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die oh, oh, so many dumb ways to die.🎶 The nostalgia is INSANE
Was just listening to it
Set fire to ya hair paint the nails of a grisly bear... Do you own electric work
Haha yeah 🤣 😆
And remember... there are over 1000 Ways to Die... (well that is MY nostalgia if anyone remembers the Spike channel)
@@thatboianimate6040 hahahahaahh
*head gets stuck under footrest* Body: alright guys, this is the right time. Make his heart stop beating.
Shut ‘em down boiz
how did he get it in in the first place
Life: *S t e a l h i s h e a r t c o n t a i n e r s*
He had a severe panic attack which made his heart stop beating, in my opinion when your freaking out your heart skips beats in a panic attack its doubled and it interferes with the electrical beat causing a disturbance
that doesnt belong in this vid
Guy-blows him self up with a grenade Beamazed-don’t worry the chimney wasn’t touched by the blast at all. 😂😂
The guy who drank gasoline and smoked, he deserves the top prize. I had a near pack a day habit for 25 years on and off and I wouldn't have been so dumb as to light up after a mouthful. Which I had happen once. Was siphoning gas out of the ATV to put in my car, to get to town to fill it up, cuz it had run out. Ran the tank dry by, you guessed it, smoking inside with the engine on to keep warm in the frigid weather.
GRIM REAPER: how'd u get here? MAN: I drank gasoline then smoked a cig to calm me down, what else? *GRIM REAPER HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
Very “original”
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Talayla Banks you copied the roblox endgame
This dude... I'm just done... SMDH
LOL
Reminds me of that song Dumb Ways to Die
Im glad im not the only one
So many dumb ways to die.
Isnt dumb ways to die also a netflix show
MrKiller nah
@@syhhaf its sarcasm dumbass r/woooosh
In Chile in the 1990s there were minefields between Chile and Bolivia that were well marked. A geologist picked up one of the mines to get a closer look and that was the last thing he ever did. Don't play with mines and stay out of marked minefields, just because they are old doesn't prevent them from working (especially in a desert that receives almost no rain).
When I lived in Florida an annoying and not too bright themselves coworker got aggravated with me because I laughed when they told me about having to take a day off work to go to a friend's funeral. Seems the guy had bought one of the good sized inflatable swimming pools with high sides on it secondhand and was too lazy to uninflate and reinflate it to move it, so he decided to squeeze it into the bed of his friends pickup truck and sit in it to secure it. It was too long to fit properly so they left the tailgate down. When they got onto the highway at high speeds wind caught it and caused him and he pool to fly out of the back of the truck, killing him.
These are Final Destination kind of ways to die. lol
Final destinations death r also well Executed But this death r like reaper will also feel shame to pick them
No. Final Destionation sought to kill you. These idiots ran towards death.
1000 ways to die
more like pardoy of it
Nope, not even close
20 deaths. 3 involve hand grenades. I'm noticing a pattern here.
The big issue is why would convicts get tvs in their cells or at all ? Should be a punishment to be in prison and productive(work,eat,sleep basically). They should not enjoy it. " Man were you watching the WWF last night ?"
@@jakobkell7212 Well some of the scandinavian lands have really luxorious prisons wit h consoles etc. and they have some of the lowest crime rates. It gives inmates a perspective on how life could be and what they could achieve.
@@onespecialddnerd5933 No prison should have luxury in it. Crime is not supposed to be a positive when you're caught,you should suffer (loss of freedom,relaxing) A 24 hour day should be utilized with 8 hours sleep,4 hours to eat wash,laundry and 12 hours left = work. Remember chain gangs and how they were.
@@jakobkell7212 No rehabilitation?
@@demonoxis6074 watching tv is not rehab and work is a way for criminals to be productive and help repay their cost to a country. Do we really believe that a serial killer can ever be rehabbed or a car thief ?
Would never have expected this series to reach part 17😂
Back in 2015 a 16yr old who had been heavily drinking all day decided it would be a good idea to stand on the outside balcony/walkway on the top floor and jump across the corner from 1 wall to the other 50 feet above a solid concrete path He made the jump however after highfiving 2 friends he made 1 more jump on the wall straight up in celebration but this time the high winds being so high up blew him back just far enough where he landed the celebration jump on his toes causing him to fall backwards headfirst into the concrete below, he died instantly I can find a newspaper article on this if you want to confirm it for yourself
That first dude got upgraded from the electric chair to the electric throne
metal up his ass
@@ChiShi1988 hmmm is that a Metallica reference
The first thing I thought about this story is, someone didn't want that guy avoiding his penalty. You know?
I have issues with convicts having tvs,what next meals served to them in bed,guards fluffing their pillows ?
Bendy the ink devil haha I love Metallica ride the lightning
The bees were just like "yeah no, we don't want him either"
You have such a unique name! Where did you get it from?
@@marycoleman8659 well that's a very weird and unnecessary question why do you ask
@@kiontaey 2 years late but probably because it doesn't look like words, so it's most likely a name, and because it's long as hell and doesn't seem to be English
4:08 He was in a subway, he should have easily heard the train coming and he should have felt the tracks vibrating
Yeah I feel like this was suicide rather than accident.
A friend of mine once told a story of a couple of guys who had to go down a sewer (I think? I am not sure about the details of the story), and they decided to ignore safety regulations and not wear their compressed air masks. The first one went down and never came back. The second one went down and never came back. The third one decided to put on his compressed air mask after all. By the time he got down, his coworkers had already died. Safety regulations are there for a reason, folks!
1. Gas looks NOTHING like hot sauce. 2. Who tf chugs hot sauce? 3. Gas has a very clear odour. 4. Who leaves gas in their kitchen? 5. If all else fails, you should immediately know it's not hot sauce when it touches your tongue. 6. Gas is flammable, you just drank gas, probably isn't a good idea to put a flame to your mouth.
7. Obviously falsified account.
A jar of gasoline would smell like.. gasoline. I mean I smell it for hours even after washing my hands or clothes ever get a little drop of it after filling my car up. and indeed very odd to have a jar... of gasoline.
This is why you will never win a Darwin Award of your own. You think too much!
More likely if the story was true he would have thought it was moonshine. Still unless the guy was congested beyond belief he should have known as soon as the lid was taken off.
1. besides viscosity the colour depends on country, company, and type of fuel. 2. You'd be surprised. People love hot sauce, it wouldn't be the first inappropriate consumption of some kind of food substance. 3. It does have a very clear odour but it seems this person wasn't thinking, caught up with the possibility of tasty hot sauce and didn't stop to smell it. 4. An idiot does. 5. These are some very specific circumstances.
Totally reminds me from 1000 ways to die
the enema one was on an episode of 1000 ways to die
I am pretty sure it was inspired by the Darwin Awards!!
yeooo forgot abt that show
Me too
Saba Khazhomia why are you writing this?
How about the smoking + gasoline dude. I tend to agree with your number ones. Very funny.
I did the Lava Lamp one myself, But I put it on a low heat because I knew it was fragile and the wax inside wouldn't need much heat to melt.
Yeah that makes a lot of sense
Bee1: dude has a flame thrower should we go get him? Bee2: naw. See that bag? We just gon wait.
It's really funny as well as ....... By the way , I see you everywhere
😂🤣
😂😂😂
LMAO
Bee2:told you Bee3:DID YAL-wait he doesn't have any stings Bee1:he suffocated Bee3:huh Bee2:neat
“Heh, the grenade wont explode if i dont throw it!” Yeah this is big brain time!
He was probably small brained
Russia...
he probably never play Counter Strike before
@@thepepsiman8731 whooosh
Just remember folks; Once you pull the pin, Mr Grenade is not your friend...
I'm sorry but this video had me laughing my ass off I can't believe the things people do
1:06 i think this guy get SHOCKED when he noticed that his big brain time don't work
The cinema one doesn't really strike me as a dumb way to die, especially when compared to the others on this list. The guy dropped his phone on the floor, which could happen to anyone, and tried to retrieve it, his head got stuck but he died from a heart attack. It was more unfortunate than dumb. If he did something that moved the seat and caused it to snap his neck, then that would be a Darwin award.
If you live in Baltimore there is this really cool movie theater by a supermarket that I've only just figured out about
One time I didn’t pull up a footrest and my friend showed it to me, he clicked the button and the footrest goes all the way right by the wall. My foot was by the wall and the footrest continued to raise as my foot got stuck underneath and almost got crushed, it was a really REALLY painful 4 seconds before I was able to fortunately move my foot.
If i recall the story i got told by a manager at a cinema goes like this . He dropped his phone and tried to retrieve it but got stuck under the recliner mechanism . Then while trying to get out again his wife/partner tried to assist and managed to brake somet then the mechanism locked on him . And he had a heart attack. I think it also broke his neck . Cuz somehow it closed with him inside .
What??? Dropping the phone or picking it up ain't dumb! But getting your head stuck like that is very, very dumb!! I'd say he was drunk 🤔 I'd have a heart attack aswell if I did something so stupid. My friends would kill me with there laughter if I didn't have the heart attack anyway
Gag1800 he died from cardiac arrest I wonder why he had it tho,?
I have a buddy who got blind-drunk one night. Whilst driving his Jeep home, through the boony woods, he hit a massive pothole that wasn't there when he'd driven through there before. Upon impact, he flew through the screen (no seatbelt) and landed just past the other side of the pothole. As he looked back, he expected to see his jeep in a smoking wreck. It wasn't anywhere he looked! Then, he looked up. A broken back and a year of traction later, he's been sober since. In short, I have an idiot friend who both ran over himself with his own vehicle (that he was driving), and lived to tell the tale (along with the sherriff's dept. and forestry service).
Is any of those freinds dead?? If yes I'm sorry for your lost :(
and im the king of pluto
Jesus Christ
@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821 okay but the story is about a dumb friend
The fact that you're recycling some (sawed grenade and gazoline chugger) in a more recent video (Part 17) is rather encouraging. Maybe there are not quite as many hopeless fools as we thought.
it isnt encouraging. but it is.........................................lazy
The hand grenade in the car really baffles me because even as a young child I knew hand grenades had a delayed fuse & would explode within five seconds once activated.
0:40 this guy literally made a diy electric chair
That guy was super dumb.
The only smart part here is that he did it whilst sitting on a toilet. The body looses control of the bowels during heavy electrocution! That fecal matter has to go somewhere...
Dumb ways to die version 8.8.9.5.3.0.0.1.4.7.5.7
Maybe it's suicide?
@@dianasayson2846 I thought the same thing.
In the Darwin award book, there's a story about this guy. He was at the zoo with his buddies and drank too much that day. He decided it was a good idea to super glue his hands to the butt of a Rhino. Well, he didn't know that the zoo staff had given this said Rhino a TON of laxatives for its constipation... yes, this guy ended up drowning in Rhino diarrhea... would that make the list? LOL
Aymie LovesHerps sounds like a Johnny Knoxville’s relative...
Now this is how I want to go
You're joking right?
@@fisherking7798 No, why?
For one thing your name is Aymie LovesHerps and for another nobody can be that stupid. Glueing yourself to an rhino why???
0:41 Electrocuted by wire using teeth while sitting on metal toilet 1:21 Suffocated to death by unpoked plastic bag due to seeing beehive 2:00 Killed by exploding grenade as a "heavy object" due to flame 2:40 Poisoned by alcohol being absorbed up rear end due to enema addiction and wanting to get blind drunk 3:24 Crushed to death by her car with the handbrake off 3:54 Hit and killed by train 4:20 Pierced by glass from exploding lava lamp 4:51 Died from hemorrhaging due to atmospheric pressure being pumped in rear end 5:25 Died from plane crashing while swapping controls back 'n forth 6:14 Smashed his head on the tarmac as he stepped out of his car, died the next day 6:49 Two members swept away and one reported missing due to entering waterworks tunnel 7:25 Falling into the road onto wheels of bus due to not having cigarette in bus 7:58 Died from cardiac arrest due to head being stuck in footrest 8:25 Died from 40 ft fall hit to due to glasses falling 8:51 Infected from whalebone due to urethra blockage 9:20 Died from car crashing due to distraction 9:47 Killed by grenade without pin (Accident) 10:39 Mauled by bear due to seeing it as photo opportunity 11:06 Killed by head injury due to saw detonating grenade 11:34 Dumb (Honorable) Mentions 11:58 Burnt by lit cigarette due to gasoline and drinking it, died the next day ----- 1:55 and 2:33 *In good condition!* 5:22 and 9:44 *...* 6:04 *"...but there are no old, bold pilots."* 9:41 *Legend has it the people who watched this video have died from being pierced (not real)* 10:08 *AYO!!!*
we watched the video, drunkard
Darwin Awards: Exists Be Amazed: "Dumb people aren't annoying. They're free entertainment."
He suffocated himself with a plastic bag, of course, its so hard to rip it open
Or murdered
Now why he didn't think of ripping it open?
yeah why didn't he think about that?? Oh, right, he didn't think about it! Geez people are stupid...
he didnt rip it open because of the bees
The problem there is that by the time you realise something is wrong, it's too late to do anything about it. You're no longer thinking properly and you don't have full control of your muscles anymore, either. Unless he knew in advance that he was going to suffer from oxygen deprivation and that he should tear the bag as soon as he started feeling woozy, then he wouldn't have a chance. Most likely, by the time he started feeling the effects of hypoxia, he had no idea why he was feeling funny. The rapid decrease in mental functioning means that he probably never worked out why he was feeling weird. Even if he did work out what was going on, by the time he did so, it would have been too late to do anything about it, as he'd no longer understand how he could remedy the situation (ie: he wouldn't understand how he could get out of the bag/ through the bag).
@5:38 I believe the whole phrase is, " There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilots."
Yep, whoever made this video didn't understand the meaning of that phrase, even without the last bit.
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true. but honestly i took it as "old pilots get old by not being bold" works with or without
That's not being bold its being an idiot.
@@ingriddubbel8468 The two often go hand in hand.
"Smoking really does kill" yeah well so does a 2 ton bus when you fall under it lml
guy: drinks gasoline thats in a jar for some reason also guy: puts fire in his mouth because thats smart
Why were so many of them involving grenades? Are they really that common?
No, not really common. But idiots are really common, instead.
It's America bruh
Ryan Hodge How do these rocks write the IQ test?
@Ryan Hodge I mean the dog with an IQ of 68 can understand 250+ words/gestures, a human with an IQ around 70 or lower is mental retardation FYI I get what you're doing it's not really fair to compare spices as the testing is different. Now you have seen Forest Gump yes? Well Forrest is based on an individual with an IQ of 75.... at 68 you shouldn't be left alone without adult supervision as you have the capacities of an average american 10 year old.. So yes the score is different as 68 with a dog puts them at a 2.5 year old roughly.. Though dogs tend to listen better so tie?
I used to buy them I'm the early 2000s
10:29 "He believed it wouldn't explode as long as he didn't throw it." Bruh...... 🤦♀️ Stupidity takes care of itself folks 👏
Yeps
To be fair, many grenade types have a handle, lever or spoon that springs away upon being thrown, at which the actual fuze is started. As long as this part is held, the grenade is not yet on a timer. It's far from being intelligent, but when properly handling a non-defective grenade it would be 'safe' to pull the pin and reinsert it shortly after.
I used to think that but then I went to kindergarten
darkkenia no, just no. Just stop
True but grenade is a grenade defective or not stay out of it
That Whale Bone Darwin Award winner was truly shocking🤮🤣
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*"It was discovered that there was very little brain matter left inside his skull. Although, the two pathologists joked that there couldn't of been much to start with."* *Joke 100*
Anole The Rainwing *Me: Laugh 100*
*Cringe 100*
Confused On Why the Person Thought It Was a Good Idea to Saw a Grenade In Half: 100
*Comedy 100*
Not sure it was a joke
Lets not forget the CA teen who played russian roulette with a magazine fed pistol in the early 2000s
That sounds like the dumbest.
i think another tool, tried the same with a loaded shotgun once too. X'D, damn thing blew his mind
i'm almost sure un heard of a story like that, but with a semi-automatic xD
@@jellyfish5121 Nah, that's California
There was also that KZheadr who thought a book would stop a .50AE.
Thinking you gonna run faster by hopping out a moving car is wild
Chimney grenade is the funniest one by far. Out of all the heavy things you could find in your garage to act as counterweight, WHY A GRENADE
Think about how their families must feel at their funerals oof that's tough
I now🙉😪😰!
I am dying of laughter just thinking of how the families have acted about there death 😂
@@funnyname725I'd be chuckling honestly
😂😂
@Brian Warner it kinda explains the conversation; but yes, ppl do say that and it is annoying.
What is with people and grenades?! I MEAN DUDE YOU HAVE 1 JOB! STAY AWAY FROM THE EXPLODEY BOOM-BOOM THING!
Russia just russia
Sooooooooooo truee
:3 I think what you mean by "boom boom things" is a big boom boom ball thingy that explodes
Explody boom boom thing 😂😂😂😭🤣😂😂
How about a person sawing a C4
The honorable mentions were really funny 🤣
One person didn't remember that he needed oxygen, and another didn't know that grenades blew up?
Where is the lawyer who was protecting a suspect of a murder And proved that the dead man could have shot himself so he decided to show how it could have happened and then he really accidentally shot himself so the suspect was released no charge
@Amilah it's true i watched it in some ironic death videos😂
He's not here because he wasn't dumb: He did his job excellently.
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 oh......
@@badlydrawnturtle8484 It isn't a matter of necessarily stupidity, just that you have to somehow remove yourself from the gene pool. You don't even have to die.
It was in an infographics show video I think.
The guy who went to Alaska to hang out and be friends with the bears and was eaten should be on this list.
Some of those are actually just tragic and more sad than funny
We should all thank these people for their sacrifice so that their genes will never enter the gene pool
EXACTLY
Unfortunately, many were already of breeding age..... And chances are high that many had mates..... We can only hope that their offspring learned from their stupidity.....
U said it!!!!
Meh, it's but a drop in the ocean. Idiocracy is strong and alive.
Not how genetics works
Okay who the hell chugs hot Sauce *HOT SAUCE*
Idk
Idiots probably
who doesnt chug it?
Just last night I had a medium amount of hot sauce (the Zombie Apocalypse one). It was torture!
@@theevildrummingsithlord1492 WHY DOE
The man with the chimney grenade should have just pulled the pin and chucked it up his chimney. Kaboom and nice clean chimney!!
years later, they are still remembered for being part of the first ever Darwin Awards
"No longer able to pass on DNA". Probably for the best.
But wouldn't it be fascinating to be able to talk to their spirits ? "So you drank booze through your ass ? " I'd love to interview them.
That's still not how genetics works
@@theshermantanker7043 More the shame.
Gary: Man I'm Hungry. . . I Know! I'll Chug That Jar Of Hot Sauce Because That's What ALL The Normal Human Beings Do These Days! **Chug Chug Chug** . . .I Actually Think I Should've Asked What It Was First, Hey Jimmy What Is This Strange Liquid In This Red Tub? Jimmy: It's Gasoline Why? Gary: . . . *Blaaaaaaaaa* . . I'll Just Take A Smoke To Calm Do- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ho keeps gasoline in their kitchen anyways for fuel
the smell didnt kick him in the face first?? and when was the last time you saw Red gas? isnt that kerosene? how did he not barf uncontrollably...
@Planet Purgatory on one of the crime shows i watch, one of the episodes involved an explosion in a garage. upon finding pieces of the homeowner in other peoples yards one of the fingers had a grenade ring on it.. turns out the house was owned by a former army guy from the 60s and happen to leave behind a live one. new owner found it, idk what the shit he was thinking and pulled the pin.. Kablooie Destiny
Guessing its buofuel, i guess it is a vegetable oil turn ethanol
3:57 Wo sind die Düsseldorfer? :D This footage is from an underground station in Düsseldorf, Germany, the city where I'm from. In a random american compilation vid. Couldn't believee it at first lmao
Den Kommentar hab ich gesucht :D Düsseldorf ftw
It's suprising of how a single man thought that *Welding* a grenade to something was a good idea. Welding works with fire. Seriously. Think about it. Something explosive, like a grenade, can commonly explode via fire. He sure did win himself a platinum Darwin award though.