In this video I attempt a stupid challenge where I must live a completely legal life in GTA Online.
Here's some more information about this challenge:
The rules are pretty simple, I'm not allowed to commit any crimes at all and I'm not allowed to use any of the free stuff that Rockstar gift to you. I will often refer to California's laws to decide if something I have done is illegal, and not necessarily the 'in-game laws', as they can be janky at the best of times.
The account that this attempted on was my main PC account but on a second character. Don't worry, I've drained all of the funds from my main character before attempting this challenge, so I will start off with absolutely nothing.
Inspiration:
As well as being inspired by the Pacifist challenge videos by DarkviperAU, I was mainly inspired by GoldVision's Grand Theft Auto Pacifist series. If you're interested in videos like this one, I would highly recommend giving him a watch too! Here's the link: • Grand Theft Auto Pacif...
Time Stamps:
Intro 0:00
Chapter 1 - The Start? 1:26
Chapter 2 - The Start 5:10
Chapter 3 - Unsustainable Capital 7:27
Chapter 4 - Unjustified Justice 9:48
Chapter 5 - The Grind 16:35
Outro 18:59
Thanks for watching :D
I love how he walks everywhere like running is illegal in california.
I was thinking that as well 😂
It probably is 😂😂
Or biking
I used to live in California back when they had Republicans in charge, so before the big government liberals siezed control. And I can tell you in some places running and Jay walking CAN in fact get you arrested or at least a fine. If u run in some areas its assumed ur up to no good especially if u dress a certain way. Don't underestimate the ridiculousness of California. If it was that bad THEN I can imagine it's even worse now. I left right around the time skaters were really popular, in the mid 2000s. Skateboarding was pretty much illegal everywhere, if they bothered to catch you. Even dressing like a skater or dressing like you listened to hip hop, baggy pants, beanies, that was enough to get some yuppie to call the cops on you. My new York friends say it's even worse out there. It's not that running is expresslyillegal, its that they use other disruption laws to fuck with you if they don't like you. Which means if ur under 30 or dress like ur under 30, they WILL assume you are running from a crime. In California schools they have what they call "noon duty" it's parents and shit who volunteer to walk around the school and make sure kids are behaving impeccably. I remember many times getting sent to the principals office for stepping on grass, or an empty plot, or because me and my friends were pushing eachother or rough housing. There was always a "noon lady" lurking around every corner. Often a white Karen or Vietnamese woman with a heavy accent. They were like the gestapo. I remember getting the cops called on me for taking my asthma inhaler. I was like 12 so I still had that attachment, that little chamber thing. And it broke, so I threw it away and the cop saw me. I guess my friends were giggling and making jokes while I was in the bathroom puffing, and a noon lady called the police and the school cop roughed me up and searched me assuming we were smoking pot. So yeah the moral of the story is. Don't assume what is legal and illegal. I know this is a video game but I feel I have to drop some knowledge on you lest u find urself in a big city one day, getting the shit kicked out of you by police for jogging down the wrong street.
Also here's a thought, Tupac had the living shit beaten out of him for jaywalking once.
Anything can be considered “crime-less” if your lawyer is good enough
Better Call Saul!
@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation "Your honor, this wasn't a murder, it was just a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which my client just so happens to benefit from"
matt murdock
@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation “Your honor, if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man”
Or donate money to the right political campaigns.
He took this challenge so literal. He forgot his right to use self defense.
*literally (adverb) literal = adjective
It’s California. The law is you just let them rob or murder you. When Your life comes down to seconds police are minutes away.
You can still be arrested for self defense in California. It’s like that in a lot of states.
If only gta 5 took place in texas or something then hed be ok
@@TheHunterNAtorYes... but you will not be arrested for self defense when the other person is running at you with a knife trying to stab you like that one bounty npc was doing.
Here are the ones I counted. Fines and jail time are listed below. - 2:50 blocking an intersection - 2:50 participating in a street race - 2:50 driving slowly in the left lane - 3:07 (you didn’t count it) but reckless driving - 3:33 jumping from a moving vehicle (not wearing a seatbelt) - 4:14 Starting a gun right - 5:16 unsafe carrying of a firearm - 6:26 theft of a collectable action figure - 7:53 did not make radio calls in a controlled airspace - 8:02 circumventing airport security - 9:06 stealing from a historical site - intent to commit manslaughter - 9:48 bounty hunting without a license - 10:10 disturbing the peace - 10:27 intentionally wasting police resources - 10:40 failure to indicate a lane change - 10:42 taking a vehicle that can not safely match the speed of the traffic around it on the highway - 10:55 bounty hunting without a licence - 1056 stalking with malicious intent - 10:57 trespassing - 11:00 not taking reasonable action to defend yourself from an attack - 11:03 wasting police resources - 11:32 bounty hunting without a license - 11:32 stalking - 11:33 trespassing - 11:33 disturbing the peace - 11:33 criminal mischief - 11:39 intentional aggravation - 11:53 attempted suicide - 11:53 attempted manslaughter - 11:53 intent to commit manslaughter - 12:35 suicide - 12:58 bounty hunting without a license - 12:58 intent to cause bodily harm - 13:00 attempted manslaughter - 13:39 murder of the first degree - 13:44 hitman for hire - 14:01 failure to comply with law enforcement - 14:13 attempted murder - 14:36 attempted murder - 14:46 hitman for hire - 14:52 murder of the first degree - 15:14 attempted murder - 15:33 murder - 15:40 hitman for hire - 15:47 murder - 15:51 hitman for hire - 15:57 murder - 16:05 trespassing - 16:28 carrying a hidden weapon - 18:48 failure to file owed taxes Fines: 1. Blocking an intersection: $238 2. Participating in a street race: $1000 3. Driving slowly in the left lane: $238 4. Reckless driving: $1000 5. Jumping from a moving vehicle: $1000 6. Starting a gunfight (Attempted murder): $10,000 7. Unsafe carrying of a firearm: $1000 8. Theft of a collectable action figure (Grand theft): $1000 9. Not making radio calls in a controlled airspace: $32,666 10. Circumventing airport security: $13,669 11. Stealing from a historical site (Grand theft): $1000 12. Intent to commit manslaughter: $10,000 13. Disturbing the peace: $400 14. Intentionally wasting police resources: $1000 15. Failure to indicate a lane change: $238 16. Stalking with malicious intent: $1000 17. Trespassing: $1000 18. Wasting police resources: $1000 19. Criminal mischief: This is variable depending on the severity of the offense. 20. Carrying a hidden weapon: $10,000 21. Failure to file owed taxes: $25,000 Total Fines = $111,449 (excluding criminal mischief) Imprisonment: 1. Participating in a street race: 90 days 2. Reckless driving: 90 days 3. Jumping from a moving vehicle (Reckless endangerment): 6 months 4. Starting a gunfight (Attempted murder): Life 5. Unsafe carrying of a firearm: 1 year 6. Theft of a collectable action figure (Grand theft): 1 year 7. Circumventing airport security: 1 year 8. Stealing from a historical site (Grand theft): 1 year 9. Intent to commit manslaughter: Life 10. Disturbing the peace: 90 days 11. Intentionally wasting police resources: 1 year 12. Stalking with malicious intent: 1 year 13. Trespassing: 6 months 14. Wasting police resources: 1 year 15. Carrying a hidden weapon: 3 years 16. Murder of the first degree: Life 17. Solicitation of murder (Hitman for hire): Life 18. Attempted murder: Life Total imprisonment = ~9 years in definite terms + 6 life sentences
i luv how its been a year and ppl r still watching and enjoying this video. thank u very much for this comment, it was very entertaining.
womp womp wooomp
is suiciding illegal? how are they going to fine or imprison you if you are dead
@@Javususfriends or family
That must’ve taken a heck of a long time to research and type down. Respect bro
what a beautiful story about an innocent man named nigel trying to make ends meet in the corrupt and crime-ridden city of Los Santos. so inspiring that he becomes a racecar driver and surpasses all expectations.
Lol
This is actually a great story😂
Beautiful indeed. Also, you made me remember a dream I once had. It involved Tommy from the first _Mafia_ game avoiding the criminal career he had in the game, instead becoming a professional race car driver and later a tank officer during World War II.
Funny considering the fact that an F1 driver in the 90's also had the same name, Nigel Mansell
He was also an ace pilot
When the security gaurd attacked you and gave you a wanted level it was obviously police misconduct and not a crime that was commited. So this challenge is definitely valid.
Is the Kortz Center an open public place or not? I havent played gta v in a long time so i dont really know, but if the Kortz Center has certain open public time, then Nigel could have been targeted for trespassing, although thats a bit extreme take for trespassing from the security
If the security guards could stab you, you definitely found the right place
Technically if the guard wanted him removed he committed trespassing, and also either way provoking someone to fight is considered disturbing the peace under California Penal Code (CPC) §415 - but I'm not a lawyer and I'm guessing it can go either way because technically he just walked up to them.
This is what we in the biz call "social commentary." GTA is leftist confirmed.
@@Ergoperidot 🌎👨🚀🔫🧑🚀
9:36 is the exact moment Nigel goes from being a good man to a psychopath.
Breaking bad ep.3 reference?
@@fleshplayingthingsthis is the moment Nigel turns into Nigelberg
Nigel has more character development than most characters in recent shows
Nigel, once a normal man surviving in a crime ridden city completely broke, now millionaire race car driver, sky diver, and toy collector. What a beautiful come-up story...
and his name, Nigel Mansell
🤣🤣😂
Not to mention vigilante serial drowner by night
Clarkson: "You don’t want monobrow in your restaurant!"
No he died at the beginning
In 9 minutes Nigel went from a “strong moral compass” to “morally questionable, yet still completely clean”
hahahah yes!!!!
Big city life changes a man.
can't have moral in california
He isn't morally questionable, the people around him just coincidentally fall victim to many tragic accidents.
sadly it's involuntary manslaughter so he failed
6:30 The free vehicles: Am I a joke to you?
I think you need the starter pack or GTA+ for that because it has a $ sign next to it
@@chonkydog6262yo
@@chonkydog6262he already got the pack, hence why it's free
I think they didn’t grab the free vehicles because Nigel wouldn’t technically “own” them
@@1BiG_HEAD exactly. Its a dlc pack. So it's basically unfair to have a challenge like this and just abuse the dlc.
Nigel the type of guy who will say “i needed this” while hanging out with his friends
LOL
this once again shows how frustrating real life can be, and the answer to that frustration is to become a formula 1 racer
Only become a F1 racer on triple pay race day tho
His name is Nigel, Mansell Nigel
@@npanic628 what a coincidence lol
lol
lol
this sounds like a great character: nigel, the bounty hunter who's bounties all die accidentally and thus is not legally responsible for their deaths, all because of his strong moral convictions. hysterical.
Honestly i’d watch or read a series based on this
Then he becomes a racer as a part time. Some batman type shit right here.
I think because he accepted money for their deaths he could still be found guilty of something.
@@PatLund but the thing is, he didn't. Not a single dollar. Not even that axe, it was just a treasure he happened to find after the guidance of a good friend.
Naw he could just say maud was his sugar mommy
I love how he just acrolled past the free garage and straight to the 25k one
When he said ''I was thinking, is this vehicle insured in my name and is it road legal? I decided to walk'' I was dead on the floor
Were you really though
"It was a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which I just so happened to benefit from." -Every mafia hitman
Every lawyer
@adsaa Aren't presidents also politicians?
@@Gon-hx4df exactly you can't trust em 😾
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy, She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me. I can't help it if I'm lucky. (Bob Dylan - Idiot Wind)
He is technically identical to the players robbing casinos with heavy weaponry. The question is: is he trying to avoid committing crimes, or is he trying to avoid getting caught committing crimes? Because willingly taking any action that you know will lead to another person's death is premeditated murder. If he incorporated self defense he'd have a stronger justification for their deaths, that's ignoring that his actions prove he was bounty hunting without a license anyway. - And who paid for his racing license!?
Nigel, the man who became a millionaire by doing morally questionable acts yet perfectly legal
So most millionaires
@@justasentientmclarenp1879 XD FUNY REDDIT !!! why did this get likes
@@elliot_rat wut
@@elliot_rat bruh?
@@elliot_rat Yes, almost all millionaires got there by being pretty unethical and quite a few of them are straight up criminals. Not a hard notion to grasp and it doesn't have anything to do with an internet forum full of neckbeards such as probably yourself
Now that they added the Downtown Cab Co. In Online, there is a new legal money making way, it kinda sucks, cuz it's not very profitable (which makes sense, considering it's a taxi job), but it's a pretty interesting job, at least you don't have to steal a cab XDD
Watching him type Nigel almost had me shook for a second
GTA online: "Be anything." Also GTA online: "Be a criminal,"
You can do anything.. as long as it's a crime.. yea, pretty much :D
So ... Most accurate game ever?
It's in the name GRAND THEFT AUTO doesn't come off as a game of being nice
Time is defined by government
@@Freepjglizzy Idk, the last guy who stole my car asked me to get out nicely even said please after telling me to get the fudge out
So pretty much, what I'm getting here is that Nigel just became a professional F1 racer after going through multiple midlife crisis? Honestly sounds pretty realistic.
Frr
basically the life of Jim Clark
Nigel became Nigel Mansell
@@fabiocasati5120 that's a good one lmao
ngl
Ending edit was gold, best ending to a gta online vid I’ve ever seen. Its enough to make a grown man cry 🥲
He really said : "I didnt kill them, gravity did"
"Then I could walk away with my morally questionable, but completely clean money" Every lawyer ever
ikr this video is golddd
OBJECTION!!
@@keraxp599 hearsay
@@4Penguins That statement contradicts the tes... (Resets the DS)
@@keraxp599 ah Ace attorney!
Nigel's adventures needs to become a series
What will Nigels final form be ..
Nah this was painful to watch lmao the entire time I was screaming "BLACKJACK! POKER! SLOTS!" at my screen... All are legal ways of earning money in GTAO
@@A_Salted_Fishe not every person gambles bro
@@guy1849 not everyone makes KZhead videos. What's your point? If you're thinking about legal ways of making money in GTA, the casino is literally the best (and almost only) option
@@A_Salted_Fishe I was thinking the exact same thing but then I thought one bad game and all his money down the drain
18:13 Nigel looks at the bright sun and sees a deer in the distance signifying his good morale
rdr2 reference
at 13:41 he was respectful ❤
The fact that he lost his first race and then became a first class racer is truly amazing
😂😂😂
we just witnessed a true zero to hero story unfold
Whoa. Full circle. Masterpiece.
The race track did not have road rules.
Oh yeah nice observation!
Chapter 4 in a nutshell "As we all know, I don't kill people, I just happened to be around people when the die in unfortunate circumstances" - DarkViperAU "The Pacifist"
I see you're a man of culture as well
EYY ma boyyy dviperhappy
@@lord_phoenix that’s millions to one
words to live by
"Hey, I'm just a witness!"
The patience you have man is very commendable
That montage had me feeling some typa way. The choice of music and editing after that legal adventure just hit different
6:15 tbf $5k in one hour is a wee bit over minimum wage
hello patterz
Just by a few dollars tho
This is GTA currency, so it's like 1 dollar irl
@@awii.neocities More like $0.01 per hour
Inflation 2025 be like
"Luckily dying isn't illegal in california" this shit got me laughing 😂
There actually some place that illegal to die
@@rasya_hooman5359 Well I could imagine suicide attempts being illegal.
@@revolvingworld2676 there is a place where its illegal to die because the body froze or something but i forgot the name of the place
@@officiallyneutral2270 Oh yeah! Its also where there are still strains of the original Spanish Flu because the bodies still have it frozen inside!
Not yet
The editing on this was absolutely sick. Great video!!
I never really thought it was possible...... Round of applause to this man
The amount of patience this man has is actually insane
Fr bro I woulda sprayed those cops for just watching idk how he’s so chill about it
Although he couldve cheesed the bounties (You have to get the bounty to punch the cops car, THEN they will actually care)
I wish I had this man's patience I'd get shit done so much more effectively
geometry dash players waiting for 2.2 for 5 years: am i a joke to you?
His patient and detailed approach actually makes it more funny
Legend has it that Nigel still roams the California streets, making square deals and racing with integrity.
How does one get to California from San Andreas?
To elaborate on what our friend here is saying. GTA 5 is set in San Andreas (though this time it is only Blaine County and Los Santos County). San Andreas, in the real world, is in California. However, in the GTA universe, it is it’s own state likely somewhere between California and Texas. Probably around the California-New Mexico-Nevada area. So he wouldn’t STILL be roaming the streets of California as he was never there to begin with.
In my headcanon, Nigel became a professional F1 racer
That is impossible
@@TokyoXtremeflip san andreas over, california is buried underneath it
Never thought that a montage for such a challenge could get me so hyped.
I want a whole series like this.
This game is incredibly accurate with its depiction of the LA police.
CoOOOOOole, we got things to doooooo"
😂
@@nostalgiaof98 lmao I havent seen a L.A Noire reference in the wild
Byt they aren't nothing alike to real police? its in a game
@@guccilouie4791 He's saying they're similar
Dude you’ve made a legit canon in game character as far as I’m concerned. Nigel is a lawful man in a lawless world.
A good man in a bad time
Ok
He's pretty much "Blue shirt guy"
Nigel for president!
"A lawful man in a lawless world" Is an unbelievably cold quote
genuinely this mad my day. so fucking simple, yet completely entertaining. S/O you for grinding this.
I love how realistic this play thru is, bro got shot at by a cop for being alive
"As we all know, I don't kill people, I just happened to be around people when the die in unfortunate circumstances" Ah, a wise quote from Rasputin
"that I just so happen to benefit from"
Don't forget his other quote, "I feel fine."
@@remi_y "Larry Silverstein"
In America, I think unless you are a doctor it is not technically a crime to let someone die, so yeah...
@@cubicinfinity2 depends, if you see someone having a heart attack and don't stop to help as far as I know it's a crime
The bounty pier drowning thing, despite being done in the interest of committing no crimes, feels like a literal serial killer modus operandi; It strikes me as the kind of thing that new laws would be made for after someone actually did it and acted like a fucking batman villain over it, I just imagine a complete sociopath with a wry smile waiting at a police station to be let free as an angry, unhinged detective/interrogator is informed by the pier drowning bountyman's lawyer that he has, in fact, committed no real crime. It's not even manslaughter.
I mean hell it even follows some of the most strict laws on self defense: the "duty to retreat." All he did was run away while getting chased by violent people and they died trying to chase him
Cape Fear
Fairly easy serial killer to evade though. Don't try to beat the crap out of him and you're fine.
Actually, that one area with a pretty steep drop to the water is a health and safety hazard. Hopefully a gate will be put in afterwards making the beach a safer place 👍
@@phantomaqworlds that's why it's the perfect "crime", or in this case, completely legal action. _"It's not my fault they couldn't swim, who doesn't know how to swim these days? We have the internet, you can learn anything; I cannot be held accountable for this."_
this mans dedication to a single 20 minute video is amazing!
duuude.. thats one of the best montages I have seen in a hot minut. well done
“I have no money, no cars, no house. Just the clothes on my back, and a strong moral compass by my side.” - Nigel
Nigel is the true saint of los Santos.
and no bitches ):
@@ReiDaTecnologia Nigel needs no bitches, only his heart
Moral compass fell through quick with the intentional suicides...
@@MelloCello7 Honestly, it was perfectly lawful for Nigel to defend himself when under attack. Yet he is a man of impecable principle. He did his best to subdue them without violence but they all brought about their own demise by no direct fault of his own. It’s so tragic. But don’t ever slander Nigel’s name again. He might not defend himself, but I will.
This is a perfect example of "started from the bottom now we here", incredible story Nigel - the F1 race, Sky Diver, Plane Driver and Toy Collector.
and also a bounty hunter
@@alee5193 What you mean? they just suffered unfortunate accidents that Nigel stood nearby for.
Johnny sins?
And don't forget: "antique artifact owner"
and professional olympic diver
Bro that one part in the montage with the 16 screen is 😢😢 BEAUTIFUL
That montage was freaking awesome! The skill to sync it with the music!
Nigel went from a literal nobody in Los Santos to the biggest open-wheel champ, whilst not committing a single crime.
i would assume this is the case for most open wheel champs
@@Roger_808 🤣
This gives off the EXACT same vibes as the "Beating Minecraft the way Mojang Intended" video.
Except that Rockstar did not intend that in the slightest.
@@_M_643 HAHAHAHAHA (dunno how to use emojis oncomputer.. not sarcasm lol) genuinely gave me a chuckle
@@liamblaauboer4098 Press Windows key + the fullstop 👍
@@liamblaauboer4098 ye win + .(period)
That was actually one of the best montages I've ever seen
Such a well put together, fun video. Great job!
😂 the “tricking someone into committing suicide” loophole has me in stitches
Death Note kind of stuff lmao
Basically Darkviperau's GTAV Pacifist%
@@aimlessb9150 Michael was in witness protection.
I wonder if you could still be booked on conspiracy charges, as you did enter an agreement to kill someone for money
@@c3kile Yes , and you can actually be charged for inducing someone to suicide.
California laws? damn hes screwed
this is like gorge orwell book 1984
@@andrewtatereal3168 literally 1984
jumping off the la pier is illegal lmao
Absolute masterpiece. Best video ever.
That WAS a genuinely epic gaming montage.
This man made so most boring and overused GTA challenge actually fun to watch
Overused really idk but for sure not boring, its even allot fun try drive normal
Overused?
@@SpartanChief2277 He means the guys who do tutorials how to get rich.
@@xyzfelix5929 he's not even remotely referring to that
How do i read this comment
-Jumping the pier is illegal -collecting a treasure without reporting it is illegal -climbing buildings is illegal No but seriously great video, i didnt think this would be possible
Fair enough
Being assaulted off a pier*
He also drove around without a helmet once
@@DodgerX hahahah
@@DodgerX Still, not a crime, just a fault
That was an really epic crazy mindblowing montage bro
the montage at the end was beautiful. great video!
I can't wait to see his search history, "is bounty hunting illegal in California, will accidentally killing get me arrested in California etc"
"Is it legal for me to die in California"
"Is leading someone to jump off a ladder illegal in California?"
"Can I legally own a hatchet in California"
"Is Is ilegal to run in california
Are you planning on seeing his search history?
Nigel: Starts the game literally having his mugshot taken InControlAgain: Well, I've committed a crime. That's the end of the video.
i mean, it could be a police history museum, with an interactive exhibit where you can get a fake mugshot taken :)
@@Makaponpon oh of course! Silly me, sorry Nigel.
All of the character's actions before the main run doesn't count
@@hellhedgehog2560 Ooof society could learn from this in regards to hiring ex cons
@@Fizzlecris lol, true.
The very epic gaming montage was truly the most epic part of the video.
that montage was unironically epic
I can’t wait for more “useless information” videos, those gotta be my favorite because I will almost definitely forgot about what you said right after I click of the video.
Yeaaaaaaaaaààaaaa
the real question is wen is the next video ?
YESS
I have a useless fact Flying to the very far right bottom of the ocean u can find a weird ghosted cayo perico
And he’ll haunt our recommendations until we watch it
"Luckily, dying isn't a crime in California." Wow, I've received new knowledge
Honestly quite surprised that wasn't illigal
@@ricky107_Same
@@ricky107_ it is ilegal in some places .............
In various Catholic countries it is
If you purposely try to die it is
Finally. An NPC tutorial. I’ve been looking for one for years!
This man deserves a reward
Nigel started from the bottom and while staying a good humble person and working hard became a F1 racer and a millionaire!! Inspiring story!
😂👍🏻
Fr Nigel is fine😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Look forward to part 2 where Nigel breaks bad and becomes the most feared drug kingpin in Los Santos
Haha, no Nigel is too innocent and would never do such a thing.
@@koopa3195 Not if gambling debts just eat him!
How about if Nigel's wife dies and someone kills his dog.
Yes, he will open a pharmaceutical company that offers great prices on generic drugs and have many locations in the region.
@@mrmaniac3 A pharmacist, but without the labcoat
ive only just been allowed to play and watch GTA, and this is almost the first ever vid of it ive ever seen. bloody aswesome, loved it ❤❤
*I've *awesome
The fact that youre british just makes this amazing
Playing a gta game without crime is like playing Mario without jumping, I would have never thought it was possible, but here this video is
It is like decaf coffee, no alcohol beer, no nicotine cigarrette, Diet coke, etc
An A press is an A press you can't say it's only half...
here ya go kzhead.info/sun/mNCCcpSKqIGgq4E/bejne.html
You simply cannot play Mario without jumping, also the story in every GTA game is impossible to complete without crime
Like playing Wild Hunt without Roach
Grand Theft Auto, the game where they encourage you to break every law possible, but you want to do the exact opposite.
I guess the meme "Wait, that's illegal" fits nicely here.
lol exactly
@@d-phoenix2198 nah it would be " wait, that's legal "
npc comment
@@Zarma3 HHAHAHA im wheezin
I just wanted to say that I really liked the short montage at the end, it was really well done
really great video, i had my for the idea but surprisingly very entertaining. good job
that gaming montage was actually epic, especially with the emotional connection to this lawful character on a struggle for money
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Plebs: "It was staged!" Me, an intellectual: "It was a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which I just so happen to benefit from."
this got me rolling
Chad 😻
Intellectual move indeed
And I'll do it again
An even higher being: It's just a little bit of trolling
I felt that montage. VERY well done video!
From penniless and homeless on the streets of Los Santos to accomplished rich racing driver, what a truly inspiring story! I can't wait to see Nigel's story in a Vinewood movie!
"she eventually succumbed to the waves" that line had me in tears 😂
"The Moist Wet F*cking WAVES!!!"
@@billoddy5637 Bill Oddy
The deadpan delivery tops it off perfectly
Coomers to their figures in a jar be like:
18:05 the moment when Nigel was walking while remembering all of the things he has been through from the very beginning up until now, hits different.
That was unironically an Epic montage😅
Fr
the racing montage was top notch. good work. fun to watch, aside from the "morally questionable" turn in the middle.
Loved “the very epic montage” part
I love how at the start he just lets the people shoot him. Doesn’t run away, doesn’t defend himself, just stands there and takes it.
If he runs he'll just attract more police, which is a bigger fine and a bigger crime. Shame though haha
Pacificism at its finest.
This is because self-defense is illegal in California
@@rikiishitoru8885 As a Californian myself, I can confirm that this is true.
@@untitleduck9623 that’s dumb asl😂 (southern person)
In bounty hunting, the target starts to attack you without provocation, self defense isnt a crime. Different from the tutorial mission, which was clearly a gang dispute, the bounty hunting was legal and the self defense after an unprovoked attack
Sure, but you'd definitely be put to court if you killed somebody for that reason.
You can still claim self-defense, that's still a thing even in California
I'd say it depends. Self defense is a thing but there are rules to it. If someone punches you once, you can't pull out a gun and shoot them in the head. The actions need to make sense for the circumstance. So for the bounties who punch you, you'd need to be getting beaten to death or pinned down for it to be justifiable. The ones with knives on the other hand are fair game.
@@maddmaxx5670 so just wait a bit for them to beat you to low health ig
@@maddmaxx5670 You dont need to kill, you even receive more money if you bring they alive. You just punch till the target surrender and stop the aggression, this exactly what self defense is. Someone unprovoked start attacking you and you attack back till he stops
This guy has a huge patience and enthusiasm.
Bro, the epic gaming montage was epic. I'm actually surprised that it was
It would take a good bit of initial capital but all autoshop delivery missions are in theory completely crime free
ur so lucky
But in order to get the auto shop running you need to steal sesantas car from a police station I think
@@kyleriess6439 true
But there’s a mission u have to do to setup ur auto shop Stealing a car from the police impound lot
U have to agree to do coke.
This guy has more dedication than I'll ever have.
Probably, but I believe he still falls short of the guy who tried to beat pokemon with a magikarp. I think he has more dedication than anyone in history
@@captsuperking2862 how about the guy wo beat every dark soles game without being hit
@@taskmaster5313 in a row, it was all the dark souls like games I a row no hit ds 1-3, blood borne, sekiro and demon souls
@@captsuperking2862 small ant??? Also doesn’t matter who has more they’re both great.
@@emeraldiguana7316 WHAT THE FUCK
I watched this some time ago,but now when i actually began playing, i love the game and now watching this. I now realise this video is behind and the gta online i played for the first time and the only i know is very new.
This is the best most entertaining GTA online video I've seen in my life!
"Is this car even insured? I did not want to take a chance and so I decided to walk." You REALLY took this assignment seriously!
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Except for when he was trespassing on the roof...
"The Unfortunate Misadventures of Nigel in the Cruel Crime Ridden and utterly ridiculous world of GTA" I'd love to see this as an actual series. I hope to see a Part 2 soon
Well, he's "ok" as long as he stays in private session
Yeaaa!
Or... you could just watch the movie "Free Guy", about an NPC (Non-Playable Character) who becomes a famous "good guy" in a GTA-like game. (The movie actually turned out to be BETTER than my expectations; I thought it was gonna suck, but it actually didn't.) "Free Guy" is available on Disney+ and I HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching it. It's HILARIOUS. You won't regret it; I promise. 😉
Nigelius Chungilius son of Biggilius Chungilius
@@Rikenbo were u paid to say this
13:42 I love how you shake the camera, expressing real happiness!
How you had the patience and conscious awareness to not accidentally break the law via tresspassing or by accidentally driving on the highway is incredible. I also find it funny how you suffered police brutality which ruined your record, just like real life 😂 Amazing video