A Clueless American's guide to the English Premier League 2023/24 season. No clue about soccer? No problem my fellow countryman. This video will get you primed to watch Premier League season. Spoiler alert, Man City is gonna win it all.
Subscribe: bit.ly/Sub2BMOnus
Watch my other videos! bit.ly/LatestVideosBMOnus
Video edited by Luis Palmer
Follow BMOnus:
Twitter: bit.ly/2UU1CR4
Instagram: bit.ly/2GAM62S
Twitch: / bmonus
Business Email: bminus55@gmail.com
#PREMIERLEAGUE #EPL #AMERICANGUIDETOTHEPREMIERLEAGUE
Whoever put burnleys first premier league against Manchester city is hilariously cruel
fa supercup
@@slamban453 thats the community cheild
No, they will guaranteed face city multiple times anyways, might aswell get it over with. also its not their first premier league, lol
@@Fnaggy i meant as in winner of the championship vs winner of the prem
@@9i851well it technically would be
I think this year you need a Clueless Messi Fan's Guide to MLS
Good recommendation.
He absolutely does
Cheer for Inter Miami for two years. That's it.
100%
seconded
If you think our 2nd division being called the Championship is weird, wait until you find out what our 3rd and 4th divisions all called 😂
What are they called ?
@@riichobamin7612 League One and League Two 😂
@@WWFCWiggybruh 💀 3 and 4 is 1 and 2 that's crazy
It doesn't get any better when it gets down to the level where leagues are regionalised. There's national League north and national League south. So you'd assume that all teams in the north division are in the north... Nope. It's 48 teams divided into the most Northerly and southernly, meaning that because there's more teams in the south, then some teams from the south are in the northern league.
England went all out on claim top flight names, taking Premier League, Championship, League 1 and National League (tier 5, for some reason). Should just rename League 2 the Super League at this point
Pep was so bored of the lack of competition in the league that he literally hand trained a protege, gave him 2 of his players and asked him to keep the league entertaining for him
And that same season, managed a clutch win by consistently beating teams after teams (including Arsenal) in the last third of the season that gave them the PL title again.
@@darwinmorgan6690ehhh arsenal kinda blew it. They had an 11 point lead halfway through and threw it away
@@patrickbateman1660 still doesn't hurt the fact Man City made a clutch compared to Arsenal in the last third of the season. If Arsenal didn't choke their lead, they could have finally won the PL for the last 19 years or so.
After Haaland just killed byrnley
I felt like Rodrigo was deciding it all. Assisting, scoring, shooting on goal
@@feedraaaaaYup. Rodri was the best player. Haaland is just a bit more of a assassin. You won’t see him until you see him and before you can react, job done.
You mean Burnley
diehard english fan my whole life and i still watch this 😭
and yes i was born and supported city when they were shit…
You should have mentioned that Tottenham has a new up-and-coming Australian manager who's on a meteoric rise, and Tottenham is the ultimate test of his managerial abilities His style is the total opposite of how Tottenham has played since 2019, so they may be a very fun side to watch
OMG! Being a Brighton fan and having Herbert from family guy as Brighton chaseing the kids had me in stiches. 🤣🤣
Yeah, I agree as a Brighton fan, it was very funny 😂
Did he really just call Luis Diaz. David Luis ?
Or how ilkay Gündoğan as ilyay
caicedo > concedo
Criminal as an american not even mentioning forest considering we have your national teams number 1 and number 2 goalkeepers this season.
I guess you could say he couldn't see the Forest for the trees
As a die hard premier League fan your analysis of the whole thing was too on point 😂😂😂. I was laughing the whole time 😂🤝
My favorite video ive seen in months
What about ange postecoglou? I think he's a game changer. Turning around clubs is all he does.
Yeah Spurs might get a slow start but I doubt they'll finish worse than they did despite Kane leaving. He's sleepin on them.
@@J.D.Paterborn let them sleep on them, its fine they dont get that the positions change very fast
This is aging pretty well so far. We've finished 8 gameweeks and Spurs are heading into the international break in 1st place haha with 20 points. They'll probably finish behind City and Arsenal in the end but at least they're playing entertaining football.
Watching this right after man city gave Kompany a welcome back ass whooping
Started playing FIFA 23 about 2 months ago. That and futbol have consumed my life ever since. I have seen every video of yours. You are who I go to for all my European futbol information. Thank you.
same thing for me basically
First time I've seen this kinda spelling of football and I like it! If you want more in depth analysis I'd suggest Tifo. They're great at breaking things down tactically. I feel there are minor inaccuracies in this guy's videos, but they're pretty entertaining so I stay along for the ride (Arsenal fan)
same here lol
@@carcrash48most of Central and South America say fútbol or fulvo instead of soccer like North America
@@carcrash48yea like saying 23 years since arsenal won a title 😂
David Luiz at Liverpool aye💀💀💀
messi wasnt on the psg team that lost the ligue 1 and poch arrived mid season that year so he couldnt build the squad he wanted which was already brimming with problems hence why they had sacked their previous manager that very season
also more credit to that lille side who had mike maignan (now in milan), renato sanches(now in psg), ikone, yilmaz, jonathan david and botman(now in newcastle) and were managed by christophe gaultier who had already been manager of the year in ligue 1 twice and who went on to coach psg
a lot of the shit in the video is flat out inocrect
Kinda wish there was more about Luton and our rise, but for an American guide that makes sense. Also haven't forgotten about the FIFA 15 career mode ;)
I am an American and I have friends that live in luton. I am happy for you guys
As an American who just got into the Premier League, I found this video very helpful and informative. I’m subscribed now
On Szoboszlai: All it's gonna take is for him to hit one 35 yard screamer into the top corner of the net and Liverpool fans are gonna fall instantly in love with him. You couldn't be more right.
“A metric Lizzo” is crazy😂
Spurs are a joke but the new gaffer Ange deserved a brief mention and how his tactics will differ from how they were playing previously under Conte, Nuno and Mourinho.
Thank you for your service, as always! These are always great stuff!
De Bruyne came out injured this morning, they lost Gundogan (Gun-Doh-Wan, not Gundoggan), and Arsenal beat them for the first time in 9(?) games in the Community Shield last weekend. And it's been 20 years since Arsenal won a title, not 23. And Caicedo just broke the transfer record in one of the most insane transfer stories EVER. Kane is officially in Germany. It's amazing how much has happened since you filmed this!!!
Hey! This guy is a fact police. See? No one cares
@@princeaguerokhadka2951 I feel sorry for your mother.
@@princeaguerokhadka2951Oi, spotted the Leeds fan!
Arsenal has a good chance but City is going to win it all again, they won the Super Cup without De Bruyne and Bernardo Silva despite a few hiccoughs.
@@booran. They won on PKs. Sooo ....
19:15 didn’t know David Luiz came out of retirement and switched to LW💀
James Milner is for sure the best up and coming talent this season😍
Nahh mate it’s Ross Barkley 🔥
I’ve heard Arsenal might snap up some young Welsh blood in Aaron Ramsey from Cardiff he’s sure to get gametime as soon as he joins
BABE WAKE UP CLUELESS AMERICAN GUIDE IS OUT‼️
Ain’t no way u called Luis Diaz David Luis 😂😂
Manchester City and 2 Croats in the team, oh boy, another UCL win incoming. Sadly last year Croatian UCL victory streak was broken by City (Brozović was in Inter side) so let it be restart of the streak. Just look it up, from the 2013/14 season and UCL finals in the winning team there was one Croat. Also, good luck my club - Liverpool, let the rebuild be perfect this season, FSG pay for the Caicedo and some backup defenders and we are golden for Top 4 and return to UCL next year.
No talk of injuries in the Man city section - that could be the decisive factor in City not winning the league. KDB is out for months, and it was his assists that gave Haaland so many of his goals last season. No-one else in that squad has that understanding with Haaland.
Loved the video! Amazing work!
Any of those teams would be a title contender in any other league that shows how crazy strong the league is and how much better city is
I love your videos man. The way you talk and everything is so interesting.
Great seeing you give attention to Isak and Onana especially after your Ajax career
Hearing you talk about Tottenham and Chelsea was the highlight of my morning. Been watching football for over 15 years, and this was both entertaining and educating. Walmart Halaand nearly killed me.
This video has been aging worse and worse the longer the season goes on. Besides Brighton, but they might fumble by trying to focus on CL more now that they lost their 1st match.
Great vid just one slight Error, the season Lille won Ligue 1 was 2020/2021, Messi joined in season 2021/2022
"...the newest and the hottest prospects of world football..." proceeds by inserting James Milner Embodied the eternal young talent that he is.
I don't think David Luiz plays for Liverpool 19:15
I caught that too 😂😂😂 to be fair he did call himself a clueless American
At least the title is accurate 😂
Now I’m an OG because I’ve been here since the BMOnus days
Guarantee he will add Chelsea as a team to watch out for in a month! Calling it now
chelsea gonna be fighting relegation in a month 💀
Agreed Chelsea where big club, they underdogs this season, but who doesn’t love an underdog story. Also they still big club
@@TheMegacoolman5000 Chelsea underdogs? You know much they spend each season??? Jesus americans really are clueless
That was very informative and entertaining.
I’m Mexican so I’m rooting for Fulham and West Ham this year. Hope my boy’s ball out this year
Dogs pumping out vids rn and I love it
Perfect as always my boy 👏🏼👏🏼
Good stuff. Thank you.
2:37 beans on toast is godly as a brit i can not allow that slander to stand 😂
Still waiting for the return of the China Ruins Everything Career Mode.... It was the greatest thing to ever grace this earth.
Liverpool fixing its core problems is probably the funniest line of this video. Haha caicedo
Great stuff as always
Laughing out loud at 2:56. Liverpool fan and I don't hate other fans, but TFA has got hilarious delivery. Subscribed. GG
Ready for the annual Chelsea slander..can really tell you're actually clueless.
Here after Chelsea and Man United are currently 15th and 10th in the league
Yoooo, this was complete, funny and interesting… bravo 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻
I’m a Tottenham fan and if Ange Ball continues as is, Tottenham are going to be what Arsenal were last year with a bit more depth because of what is left over from previous managers.
We deserved a bit more of a shout, especially because we’ll have less games
Im not even american but i love watching these videos cause i dont have time to keep up with all the transfers that happen
I bloody love your channel ❤️ yes lad
Look how the season’s turning out
1:39 damnn, the intro vs awesome😂...best way to describe it
Back for my yearly update on the prem
Watching how they paid 105 millions for Rice makes me admire Florentino so much, he brought Camavinga, Thchoameni, Bellingham each for a similar or cheaper price
True but that's because everyone wants to join Real Madrid. They are the historical giants of the world and if you want to leave your name in Football history then you got to join them and place yourself among the legends of Real Madrid. Only other club that comes close is Barcelona in terms of prestige.
bro called luis diaz david luiz and ilkay gundogan illian gundogan
As an American this is my first year watching football regularly I don’t have a favorite team yet but I just enjoy the game
Pochettino: has second place medals with tottenham. u have answerd your question on why he is a sought after manager
Living on the west coast and having to wake up at 6am to catch a game sometimes 😵💫
Bro called Luis Diaz David Luiz😭
I am from American. But I have friends in luton they are sooo happy rn
I literally typed , “Premiere League mvp” and this popped up, classic.
So uh.....Spurs are 1 point off man city... and Maddison is blooming really fast, son has 6 goals in 7 matches, and we brought down arsenal, Liverpool, and man united...uh, unsure if this video aged well
Drew against an Arsenal team full of injuries lmao
YOOOOOOOOO i heard your voice and thought it was so familiar until i saw your YT username and remembered I used to watch your old career mode videos from around 6 years ago😂
I just watched this before going to a EPL fans birthday party and it totally saved my ass. Thank you
Is it me or did this offseason go by super fast? I feel like the last season just ended.
It's not likely the three promoted teams get relegated again. It's really rare that happens in the prem and nealry always one promoted team stays up.
Just incredible and elite videos
I’m hoping my Nottingham Forrest folks get a top 15 standings finish at the end of this year.
Love these guides but the glory hunting bias is so telling. Supporting teams outside the top six is way more interesting and fulfilling. The excitement, the drama at every game, never quite knowing if you'll win or lose, the chase for a European spot which means everything. Villa Vs Brighton last season was a big European tour party because it really meant something. Does beating Burnley and Crystal palace 3-0 really mean anything to man utd fan? Furthermore when you support a smaller side you join a genuine community, rather than just a giant human blob of Liverpool and man utd shirts who have no real interest in each other. The top six having nothing on those teams below when it comes to comradery, community and genuine passion for the game. Supporting 'winners' is just incredibly sad and naturally looked down upon by those of us who love football and our proper clubs
Let's be honest. If you're an American, which community are you finding by supporting Bournemouth in the US? You have better chance finding a community by joining the big six tbh
there’s a comical amount of West Ham supporters over here, either through Iron Maiden, Green Street, or their rough reputation. Ignoring them through every one of the these previews is so silly
@@triplemoyagames4195 potentially true, I honestly don't know, what I do know is that you would be surprised by the number of fan clubs for different teams outside the top 6 there are: West ham, Newcastle, Villa, forrest, Crystal palace all for example have fan clubs in a signifiacnt number of US cities. Even Bournemouth, who lets be honest are an exceptionally small club for the premier league, have US supporters groups. Furthermore, are Man Utd, Liverpool or chelsea shirts that rare in America? again probably not, whilst im sure thate are fan clubs for these teams, there will also be thousands if not millions of casual fans backing these teams, which again leads to the blob and a loss of comradery and community. A Man Utd fan sees someone wearing a utd shirt, whats the big deal? but a fan of Crystal Palace, Brentford or Fulham sees a shirt of the club worn? thats worth walking up and starting up a conversation, discussing were they watch the games, how they got into supporting the team. P.S. here is a list of Bournmouth support groups in America (and this is a club with a stadium capacity of 7,500: essentailly a leageu two level side normally): CALIFORNIA AFCB California on Twitter FLORIDA Florida Cherries on Twitter AFCB Jacksonville on Facebook AFCB Jacksonville supporters group on Twitter GEORGIA AFCB Atlanta on Facebook AFCB Atlanta on Twitter NEW YORK Rochester Cherries on Twitter OHIO The Ohio Cherries on Twitter
@@Yo-gp1lq I appreciate the evidence, I never said there weren't any communities, I said it would be much harder to find a community. If you're looking for a community you have a higher chance finding it in a big club. Also we may be conflating big with successful. Newcastle is by no means a small club. They were a very successful and large club worth Billions but have struggled with form in the last two decades.
Mate, you're talking complete and utter waffle. You're either a matchgoing fan, in which case there is absolutely no dispute from any fanbase about passion, any regular matchgoing fan is part of an extremely passionate community. Or, you're not a matchgoing fan, in which case you're just another part of the blob, regardless of how good/bad your team is.
The way you murdered Gundogans name im sorry 💀 might wanna check that one ;)
Healthy luis Diaz 😂😂, David luis made me chuckle
I'm a clueless American. I got into football a couple of weeks ago. Hello, diehard Brits.
Man I like your voice and your content I hope you can upload more
Didnt know that luis diaz changed his name to david luiz😅😂
Ah yes my favorite players: Yosko Gvardiol Illian Gundogan and David Luiz the colombian Liverpool player
If you don’t understand the championship naming - look up how the premier league formed.
As a Brit, this is funny as fuck!
As an Arsenal fan, I have hope. Unfortunately as an Arsenal fan, it's also the hope that kills you.
Do a video on fantasy premier league it'd be funny to talk about who's good in actual football and who's good in fantasy
13:33 bro he just avoided to pass to maguire. Only right choice😂
Your videos are so accurate and funny! 😂 Wish there was a “clean version” to share with some family/friends that might find 🤬 words “too harsh”… PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDEOS! 👌
Stamford bridge is a joy.
Szoboszlai missed a golden opportunity to say to neymar “ask your sister”
You know it’s funny. Because Man City has the lowest net spend in the Premier league, and there also there are only the 4th richest team in the the premier league, there not the rich villains but the educated smart people who gained money.
really suprised you didnt mention Romero being an absolute psycho for spurs
you know what im gonna be a Manchester United Fan thank you for convincing me
Keep sleeping on chelsea. Lots of improvement with young talent this season gets us top 6 and we will be back in the mix for top 2-3 next season. Great time to jump on with the best club in London
sounds like he's just spewing what he hears on twitter lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Turns out he was fucking right lmao, Chelsea and their new manager are shit.
Miguel almiron really making goal a reality
Manu have a billion dollar squad but the glazers are dragging their feet in the transfer window lmao 😭😭
I would say De Gea has two issues: 1. Unable to pass the ball 2. Conciding really stupid goals, like he could stop a Messi's free kick goal and then allow for the ugliest goal you could see from Inter Miami's third sub CB
This guy knows what he is talking about lmao great vid😊
This year Man U fandom will be best described as Onanaism 😅
Referring to Burnley's 7 year run in the Premier League as "frequent 1-2 cameos" feels a little misleading
Beans on toast is my favorite breakfast!