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That girl saved their food and kept the dog from running away. 5/5 stars!
And closed the door for them at the end! Yet the dude couldn't be bothered to put down his phone for a second. What the heck??
@@malloryg4251 Yeah, I would have let the dog go run free .
@@malloryg4251 That guy sure came across as a dirtbag.
But dude couldn't figure out how to lower his window?!
@@oberstoftogen9144Window probably not working! Or his brain.
I appreciate that we checked back in on dog walking lady to see how things were going 😆
Rumour has it she’s still there!
🤣🤣🤣
The next FailArmy upload will start off with her still holding on
she would let that dog drag her down a hundred miles of gravel road before she would let go of the leash. does she have no sense of self preservation? no common sense at all?
@@alexrekzu4079 😆👍
Those guys drawing pictures of each other had me in tears. Even without seeing the rest of the video I know how that conversation was going to end up! 😂
That was just Bad Idea right from the start.
@@suedenim Yes, if you had any sense you'd not put yourself in that position 😂
That was the funniest thing! OMG….what a horrible idea! It looked like she had a heavy black moustache. lol.
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and hes totally oblivious. he probably wonders why he cant keep a girlfriend.
13:09 Sebastian really said "Bold and Brash? More like, Belongs in the Trash."
How dare you insult Squidward in this way.
@@BakaTacojellyfish has entered the chat: shocking/ ouch 🤕 😅😂🎉 2:03
Sebastian the true Art Critic
"You should have given me a real name, Master."
Pit waxing girl was legend! Kept at it, both sides, and videoed it all! 😁👍👍
A real buzzkill😵💫
Laughed so hard watching this haha!
Love her personality!
She was RUTHLESS!!! 😱
@@bkitteh6295 Words could not express
3:53 Save of the century
Big time save dude 👍👍👍
Imagine the thoughts running through that guy's head... damn.
3:44 There were 4 people and suddenly it's just 3
No one was harmed!
@@failarmy I was gonna say! 😂
@@failarmy no body no dea... harm
he was pushed off the left side of the screen by the wave. you can see if you look closely!
@@failarmy someone's head could fly off in the video and you'd say that, we know
9:38 What went wrong? The balloons got dropped, isn't that the whole point of a balloon drop?
Came here with that same question.
FailArmy fails at editing
My guess is they didn't have enough helium and just sunk to the floor? Idk.
See the 5 other times that the question has been answered.
@@WhatMeWorry1213 I have scrolled down quite far, and I have seen many people asking this question, and not one of them has gotten a proper answer. The replies are all just guesses, no one can agree on why it was a fail - not to mention that those replies hadn't been made yet when I made my comment. If you know why the balloon drop was a fail, why don't you just say it?
The guys not thinking of emptying the smaller containers they swapped into the big containers had me rolling
To be fair, they were all panicking, trying desperately to collect as much water as possible without flooding the restaurant(?).
Even I thought it ! But brain's processing capacity greatly reduces while panicking; thus providing adrenaline rush , increasing physical activity but numbing the thinking capacity !
That's what it was thinking
Oh 💯 but there were so many people there and no one thought of it! Was great
Totally, I was also thinking, why didn't he turn the big container? It seems to me it would have fit 😂
3:52 That's NOT a fail at all. That is a HUGE SAVE. People who don't ride, don't know. That dude is a beast for hanging on.
I'm no biker, but I have had to do that on a safety bicycle. Terrifying experience, and this biker has my admiration.
@@lemagicbaguette1917 That dude has a major set of "nads."
@@edgeofentropy3492 surprised they didn't throw off his balance.
Going with a fail for riding faster than conditions, and passing on a curve. He wasn’t a beast for hanging on. Hanging on is a reflex. He didn’t even rear brake to tame the back end. He was just lucky.
Wouldn't have had to save if he didn't fail in the first place
8:06 - that truck tire is livin' its best life!
"Weeeee! I'm finally freeeeee!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:25 I love when paddle boarders dress like they’re not gonna get wet 🤣🤣🤣
And bring their phones.
@@j.b.delaney3444 and then they do get wet
@@j.b.delaney3444 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Safelite repairs, Safelite replace........flower pots. 😅
13:25 Imagine if the Tardis had originally disguised itself as a portable outhouse instead of a police box...
The Pooindis.
They'd travel to 12th century Greece with some poor confused bloke in his pants on board.
9:37 did I miss something with the balloon drop? What goes wrong?
idk maybe the first one?
My only guess was that they didn’t float upwards if they were helium filled that’s all I can think of.
13:50 pour the trays into the crate, and then use the empty trays 🤦♂🤦♂
Действительно
10:05 legends say she's still trapped in that jacket.
That damn woman, lying on the ground, with her dog tugging at the leash, this is why you have to train your dogs!
Those sorts of leashes are ridiculous. They don't teach the dog to behave. Train your dog. Same with kids--leashes aren't cool, they just teach your kid to test boundaries, and they never learn to behave.
You holding the baby while your wife unpacks the heavy luggage... My man 😂😂😂😂
0:15 The literal definition of an accident waiting to happen.
The barrel held exactly enough water to cover that cricket pitch too
"I'm sure I don't need the netting *behind me* lol" "Oh shit"
that wont be an accident. just natural chain of events.
I definitely laughed out loud on that last one. 😂🤣
2:14 I completely LOST it. Of all the things that ball could've done, it sniped the darn golf cart. That's glorious.
You can tell by his stance that it was his intent.
People falling down their front steps continues to be the Nickelback of fail videos.
Why the Nickelback hate?
@@RosheenQuynh bc they suck😅
@wollschweinriddim606 Some songs do, but not all of them. They have some serious bangers.
@@RosheenQuynh i dont need bangers🎉
@@wollschweinriddim606 Everyone deserves banger music
12:00 No seatbelt, not proparly secured dog and not even a thank you.. Thats what i call a kinder egg
And how do you know they didn't say thank you?
Your metaphor escapes me.
@@renesauer872 - He was still on his phone.
5:48, An impatient driver who cut the cammer off turned out to be the savior of the day. LOL!
who was at fault, that car coming from the left, should he be goiing across from left to right if there was a green turn left arrow...im from UK, but on our lights if there was a green turn arrow, normally you dont have to check for cars coming at 90 degrees to you, only the ones coming towards
THATS why you dont bench heavy weights without a spotter
Americans never seem to put stoppers on the weights for some reason.....
@@DuxbergMW3 if you don't have a spotter, you definitely don't put a collar or stopper on. If you fail a rep, you just tip the bar and the weights slide off.
@@DuxbergMW3no stoppers no spotters
@@spd7171 i see, cheers
Or better yet, lift what your capable of and not what your ego tells you, you can lift
That last one with the girl and her armpits ....had me rolling on the floor. 😂😂😂😂
That guy dreamed of teaching his kids to skate, unfortunately he won't be able to have kids now....
Ivf and artificial insemination is the solution bro🤣😜
That's a secret rail grind called the Cracked Corn.
03:17 He didn't have time to say goodbye to the phone 🤣😂
I have never related more to a person in these videos than the pit-waxing lady. I, too, make odd noises when I'm in pain. 🤣
Got real nervous when only 3/4 of the people stood up after being hit by the wave.
If only the passenger had enough intelligence to roll down his window. 11:43
2:19 Bro got aimbot!
1:41- that was nice of him to use his truck to prevent the vehicle from rolling away. I would have used a wheel chock, but, whatever works.
9:40 what was wrong with the balloon DROP?
No idea
@@spd7171Apparently KZhead doesn't think your comment is English because the n in no is capitalized. I click translate and all it does is make it lower😂
@@MaleStomper where is the bus?
See the 4 other times that the question has been answered.
Everybody was harmed in the making of this video
😅😂🤣 I don't like this charcoal fatty acid 😂 at 6:15
haah i think so
Port-A-Potty: "I'm tired of this shit. Bye"
11:46 That lady is a super hero! Saved the food and the dog.
7:20 that bath one should not have made me laugh as much as it did
3:24 Hey, safelite, do you fix pots?
The girl waxing her armpits literally hissed like a cat at the end, Lol.
0:45 This happened to me one time. I was so confused where the ball went until I looked at the racket.
Legend has it the Woman is still laying on the lawn still holding onto to the dog on the leash. 😂
And has learned nothing. She'll use that stupid leash tomorrow, too. Train your dog!
"I didn't get that" "I did"😂😅
lol
Legend has it that the dog is still dragging the lady to this day.
7:39 I bet people stand by these spots waiting for other people to fall.😂👍💯 14:39 Legend has it, she's still like that to this day.😒
Yeah probably a clueless dog over still to this day
0:16 I didn’t even know that was possible! 😮
3:24 I don’t know why, but this one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Safelite smash, Safelite replace
It was the slow roll. And he still smashed it.
Safelite run over, Safelite go home
2:36 as someone whose car was on fire recently, this is actually pretty scary. I couldn’t sleep the same night.
when ever it says NO ONE WAS HARMED i go like AWWWWW THATS TOBAD.
Nothing like a port-a-loo taking a stroll down a local street😂😂
It got tired of everyones shit.
3:46- you are missing one. You might want to call the lifeguard.
5:27, it looked like there was a clown in that car😬
12:25 Bro literally dude bro dude bro....
officially banned from the 559 lil bro
2:10 When the bowling guy turned around no one knew shit xD
That bowling alley 🎳 fail was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
I used to think bolwing alley fails like that were pranks... until I saw a friend hurl a ball down an alley, his fingers jammed in the ball and he went halfway down the alley after the ball.... never had it on camera though. He looked and felt a complete twit.
I'm just imagining a tech needing to do some work in the drop ceiling one day, SUDDENLY BOWLING BALL
The second or third fail is gold, the water container broke so cleanly. 0:43 I had this happen t ome at least 5 times. Actually very rare. Easier when you just started.
When we used to go to the driving range our goal,was to see who could hit the ball cart first.
Safelite repair Safelite replace! Planters too!
3:50 weren’t they four…?😮 😊
Yes, they were. Not anymore, though
I guess they didn't like him because nobody cared.
I worked for three years in health information management (medical records) at a trauma one hospital and I can't tell you how many times I saw someone get killed in an ATV accident. It could be two or three a week. Every week. Broken necks, pinned and crushed, tree limb accidents, I've seen it all. I'm sure they're a lot of fun, wear a f*****g helmet.
Last one, I loved her expressions.
6:22 The silliest sport I've ever seen 😂
3:26 Bro really took "Safelite repair, Safelite replace" to heart.
The dude at 1:37 should find a new career, that was a top-to-bottom fail: RWD car with jack on the rear, downward facing hill, NO WHEEL CHOCKS on the front--brilliant, 12/10 would hire to crash my car again.
No, he had a chock block. It was orange-striped and in the shape of a van!
Don't you love how he tried to pull it back? Too bad he was only up to 4,000 pounds on the barbell row in the gym. Almost there! Next time!
3:43 4 people get smashed by wave 3 people stand up. 😂😂
10:48 Divorce
Okay, we watch the chaos because we just watch the chaos. But part of the inspiration was from 4:06 and this dude who shows remarkable aplomb (hence my remark): "Don't to that!" As fails go, friends, he's a winner.
13:18 Колобок в реальной жизни 😆
13:09 the cat didn't like squidward's masterpiece
Cat's got discerning taste!
4:30 I sometimes went to a gym when I was a child and I was always worried that these trampolines might tear... which was terrifying because they tend to have a deep concrete pit below them. falling through would SUCK.
7:25 I don't know why, but this one made me lose it. The way it just slowly moves forward and then just falls off 😂
2:45 the only vehicle he’s still allowed to drive drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol, thats a weird sentence dude
@@discovolante6624 dyslexia 🙃
@@Exstepmom i meant because no one can drive any vehicle drunk
@@discovolante6624 o I see what you mean lol. It looks like he’s drunk on a lawnmower in a garage I don’t think they can police him there
@@Exstepmom yeah you can drive drunk on your own property, it just sounds weird
Why are emojis. Being blurred out?
Why are emojis? I ask myself the same question everyday. 😂
Cause showing cancer is against tos
did any1 else notice the bowling bowl thrown into the ceiling tiles never came back down???
You did NOT knock on door b4 that tree fell! Thx for nothin! Lol
haha i think so my firend
After watching this video, I need a safety briefing just to recover.
1:56 And you're watching the cleaning show
5:00 Nice crash for cash, front car already had a dented tailgate. I hope the cammer stopped and provided the footage.
3:43 wait theres four of them only three stood up afterward.
The cut back at 14:38 from 2:00 is genius with that clip
1:07 Dude got popsicle hard.😂 1:54 Ok, Arnan. I see.😏 2:14 Best golfing I've ever seen.⛳️ 3:23 I've never seen a mobile glass shop before. 🤔...🤨
Safelite...I've had more than a couple of windshields replaced either at home or at work due to rock strikes from coal trucks. It's very convenient.
The guy falling over his coffee table. I laughed so hard I watched it 3 times.
13:18 *”Im out!”..”I ain’t no doorstep decoration!”* 🎃💨 🤣
haha relax my friend
“Bastian, call my name!”
1:17 Alexander ain't fooling when he observed his horse Bucephalus being scared of its own shadow! The phobia still runs amongst horses it seems.
13:23 No one saw the undercover DEA operative.
This should win the award for most underrated comment.
Sebastian knocked over the famous Bold and Brash! We cannot let that happen again 😂
"Well get back to the lady and her dogs. Meanwhile on the other side of the country, chaos!"
11:30 They blurred out the Ford logo. Always remember, it's okay to be a Ford owner.
The girl at the end is the best😅
Just an american thing: House built out of cardboard. Dont touch the walls and the ceiling, you will damage it or house will collapse.
I think houses are not built out of cardboard..if they were when it rained the houses would fall😂 they ARE NOT MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD
0:52 That's wild! I dunno what that board is made of, but maybe dull it a little bit before you credit card lol 💀
what happened is the tip of the board snapped the valve stem off the van's wheel, just an incredibly precise/unlucky hit lol
@@henrym5908 that makes a lot of sense, thanks!
That poor cat. I hope she didn’t inhale the water in the cup. 😢
13:24 That porta potti is taking the piss.
2:53 the accident was so bad he broke the laws of sound
Давненько не смотрел) Но после конечно жостких видео с телеграм каналов это такая пусечка)
5:47 to me felt like instant karma for the lane cutter and good luck for the cammer.
My thoughts exactly!
13:08 Even Sebastian has realised that Squidward has no talent
yes my friend lol