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2:51 "Quick, let my knee protect the garage door from the car"
At least it didnt do to much damege
@@user-ug6gd2ud8g yeah, lucky guy ^^, for the same price he could have had an exploded knee and a life long handicap. As an ex-truck driver, once, i'm arriving at this client, and there was police and ambulance. A driver was killed because he had like, the same reflex as this guy right here. But you know...a loaded semi is a bit heavier than a car. You can clearly see these types of behaviours are reflexes. Bad reflexes. Nobody in the right mind would try to put himself between a door and a vehicle. Ha well...that's life.
Its because we are getting more stupid. We have learned to value stuff more than life. Blame media and vanity.
@@btk0gr I blame the government!
@@btk0gr Or maybe blame dumb people.
2:48 my guy is not going to live past 40 with those survival instincts
I was thinking the same thing. Can't imagine putting my body in between a stationary object and a huge moving mass.
So this dude 2:44 chooses bodily harm over a few scratches on the car and door……
I know, right?! lol
Behold, the consequences of capitalism! Human nature is a product of material conditions!
Well .. a poll showed that some men in the US think they can win a fist fight against a bear.
people love their car and scratch is not just scratch but something that will never be 100% it's great to sit there in judgement until something like this happens to you.
@@kotosqoposrly short? so you must be a giant. a poll showed that westerners are most insensitive people on planet and they try to make up for it by pretending and be woke.
3:29 She saw that lawnmower and said nothing...cold.
Who saw that lawnmower?
@@cameronbateau6510 The person filming.
Lol all I saw was a big ol booty
The answer here is 'eat less'
That was messed up.
2:48 i always step in front of moving vehicles to stop them.
2:44 That guy's got all the instincts of a lemming...
What guy has gotten all the instincts of a lemming?
The one at the timestamp I provided...@@cameronbateau6510
@@cameronbateau6510 The one at 2:44 in the original post, who placed his own body between the car and the house.
7:30 that looked exactly like a GTA police chase lol.
Haha, in need for speed most wanted, they actively try to block the roads.
Bro got the whole police department chasing him
Love seeing 46 clips of Yellow Bike Man
that guys no quitter
"That was good"
Dude just can't win one trick. He doesn't quit tho.😒
A moment of silence for all the mailboxes lost during the making of this video…
the guy with the yellow bike just cant win
He must be a friend of the guy who uploads these videos.
* The * * can't * * win. *.
@@ThatCoalSoul* Touch * * Grass *
The bike is fighting back fed up of the abuse lol
Was the supply of clips that poor that they had to feature this guy 5 times in 1 video?
Emma is a menace
That's how it's fair
1:02 These boots were made for tumbling, and that’s just what they'll do.
one of these days these boots are gonna fall all over you
Boot falling fail looks like a domino
@@Schreuganoot one of these days these boots are gonna tumble all over you
@@EdnahWangeshi And then the person at the shop, is gonna have to fix them up. Doesn't have the same ring, unfortunately.
5:36- hi dada. Bye dada. See you in the spring.
That Raccoon said gimme that bag of food man I’m hungry 😂😂😂
There are no raccoons here in Australia, but I would NOT trust a single raccoon near me, let alone a whole bunch of them that are hungry.
This episode is sponsored by the guy riding the yellow bicycle lol.
7:19 that's me, playing GTA
You’d have 4 or 5 stars appear in the game
gonna cost more than $19.95!!
What on earth has that delivery van done to get this?
Hey look, nobody fell down any stairs! That guy on the yellow bike must be a friend of yours.
2:50 ahh yes, I also would sacrifice my ability to walk for my garage door
I know...what a tit. The first instinct is to get in front of a moving vehicle, as if he can stop it like Superman....
2:58 it's RAY HYSTERIA! 🤣
7:18 All of that for just 19,99$ sure is a amzaing deal.
Why don't the weightlifters seem to EVER put clamps on the ends so the weights don't slide off? Seems like a regular occurrence on this channel.
And weight frames. Why aren't they screwed into the ground?
The domino of legs🤣🤣🤣
3:25 😂😂😂 keep ur friends close and enemies closer😅😅😅
The legend has returned
1:08 and 2:05 pretty sure he's not saying "that was good" but "Alles gut?" in German which translates roughly to "You ok?"
All is good?
Maybe he's even speaking Swiss German? "Alles guet?" But yeah, he's definitely *not* speaking English, lol.
Thats dumb FailArmy... everything is english... 🙄
7:56 the way his sun glasses fly away 😂
I wonder how many of these could have been avoided by PUTTING THE PHONE DOWN???
2:29 Bro is taking photos of his rare card collection and now they’re ruined forever.
I thought he was playing solitaire and following along to the rules on his phone.
Disney and Pixar Ghostbusters II (1999) Hilarious Outtakes
What did she get on the rare cards? Potato chips?
@@alexculp606 Are you lost? It's okay, you'll find what you need to find soon.
O.M.G. @ 0:17... She took off like a Cartoon Character!!.. 😂
She looks like an npc doing that
Classic Emma.
Guy with the yellow bike sent you a whole album ?😂
8:36 that is one tight onesie
I ain’t complaining
I bet that guy never stands at the mailbox looking at his mail again ever in his entire life. I bet he always brings the mail inside the house from now on before he looks at it.
No one gonna talk abt guy at 3:47 ?? Bro ragdolled after landing head on concrete 💀
right??
That last fire truck - how ironic 😂
I honestly just have respect to the dude wearing a helmet while trying to do bike tricks. More people need to wear helmets with this stuff
1:23 why the fuck would you do that at someone's wedding.. not funny at all
2:20 the delivery of that "damn!"
Taking a 100 lb dumbbell to the 🥜, I'd be saying the same thing!
@@dr.robertbennett3452 It got his thigh. Still painful I'm sure.
"More bark than bite" ... I would not have delivered that package if he didn't control his dog.
0:05 I Feel That, The Man With The Ladder😂
What, a delivery van, plus a dozen cop cars, sirens, lights, and all that, just for 19,99? It's almost cheaper than the movies.
That's a win, Emma. Keep farting proud.
0:05 damn…
Has to be staged. You cant seriously think that ladder will stay at that angle. On the other Hand, ppl grow up mostly in houses nowadays, learning nothing at all in that regards...
Hope he's okay
This episode should be called dude on a yellow bike. 😂
Hey look, nobody fell down any stairs!
I want to watch this over and over again
Dude
Those dogs 🐕 have gone wild.
The first one was a recreation of the Australian military during November 1932
the guy on the street @ 0:44 he saw the car crash and he's not going to help/call the ambulance.. just casually walks away!
05:56 with 0,25 speed sounds like some kind of bird 😂
Second to last one, I had the same thing happen to me about ten years ago. I had to use my key to open the box
3:07 voicecrack level 5000
😂Thats me who jumped and my friend laugh😆
7:18 ..... Dude got all the Stars ✨ ........
4:49 cammer should go to jail for that reaction time :D
Reaction time was fine. They intentionally hit the other car. Something I only see on US dashcams. Insurance related, probably.
Thank God, no one was harmed during the filming of these videos
But the mail boxes were.
That guy almost freeze 🥶 in the lake. 😅😅😅
That 3rd to last 1 I felt. It happened to me twice. I had a person help me the 2nd time, but the 1st I had to literally chip away the box to get it out!
Yellow bike guy must be on payroll
That workout 🏋️ fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣
Love that scene with the rented get-away van.
I just hope he returns it in good condition! 🚐
By his last appearance in the video, I no longer felt sorry for yellow bike guy!
2:57 That was a danm cool Tekken grab move, worth of King.
4:40 YOU CAN DO IT! Me: bet
8:40 "Well...!" 💀💀 I guess we're partying HARD tonight!
Wow. 😮 That bird 🦢 was wild like Crazy.
I bet the box can be removed from the mailbox using two hands.
Or just turn it 90deg.. clearly how it went in.
2:30 Happened to my sister, except with M&Ms and in the back room at Pizza Hut. Took a while to find them all
5:23 this is always a classic
Another phrase for it all is coined; "That was good" and variations on the theme.
Even when they’re obviously not speaking English!
@@AtheistOrphanWell, hell, man; just like war itself, FailArmy knows no nation.
hi friends, 7:19 that's me, playing GTA
Some of this family stuff is pretty hysterical. 😅 i mean the sort of emotion between relationships is better than any soap opera 😊
0:46 that little headshake is a sign of someone that's gonna go back inside and not leave the house for the rest of the day and I don't blame him. Too risky on these streets.
He was so happy to be alive that he didn't even give a thought to checking if the driver was okay.
Rather the yellow BMX was in discount or the BMX guy had a hard time out there! :D
11:18 they do this to me all the time!!!
11:19 Has happened to me too several times. I also cut the box into shreds. The postman has access to a bigger door than the individual mailboxes.
that is why you should go to store :)
One of those over-achievers had to BEND a hard cover book to fit it in my P.O. box! After all, my front porch was 100 feet away......
I never want failarmy to stop posting
Any reason why you didn't add more yellow bike guy clips?
0:39 "goddamn!" goddamn is right.
Don't give up Yellow bike man.😎👍💯 11:37 Emma is a rebel just like my daughters. 😂
7:18 Are the Blues Brothers driving that van?
That poor yellow bike guy all over this video 😂
6:58 When you had so much fun, you just have to do it all again...
Bro I thought that second guy at 0:04 was Josh Hutcherson 😂
“He more barks than bites”. ☠️
$19.95 for a getaway vehicle? That's a steal!
No way she said “Baby dady’s here!” 😂😂😂
1:26 You can spot people who weren't bullied at school because they don't have a reflex need to hold the chair as they sit down.
0:40 This guy almost gets hit while getting the mail, and instead of checking to see if the people in car that almost hit him are okay, he just selfishly frolics away with his mail. He's the kind of guy that would walk away from his friend who got vigorously attacked by a squirrel just to safe his own hide. Man, I worry for this generation😂😂
8:17 Why would you have a dog, that you can't hold back? 8:34 The cocktail turned out even better than she expected😄 10:26 Stop filming and solve the problem❌ Keep filming to see if it ends by itself✅
Hey this is actually my dad at 8:17, he was watching mine and my husbands dogs while we were out of town.
@0:42 "No one was harmed!" duhh
I'm glad that the guy at the mailbox didn't get hit, but I sure hope he went to see if the drivers were okay, and not just walk back into his house to read the mail 😅
Friends say "Are you okay?" Real friends just laugh and keep recording.
0:40 The way the guy jumped 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude on the yellow bike must be Danny McCantskill. 😂
0:03 😂 3:52 Poor blonde made a face plant. That's gotta hurt.😬 6:23 Nice.😂👍💯
Onwards thing this video has taught me - yellow bikes are dangerous...
8:20 “He’s got more bark than bite” … Considering how much he’s barking, that’s not exactly comforting
My dog also barks. She's harmless though. She got no bite and makes up for it in barking
Hey that's actually our dog, my dad was watching them while we were out of town. He does just bark a lot but is super friendly!
@@busy_beaver_reviews89 I believe you, but it's scary for someone who doesn't know the dog
Videos like this are also popular in Japan.
7:18 My guy really wanted to get his bounty up like NFS: Most Wanted 🤣🤣
The second one was very good 😂😂. No wonder why people are afraid of ladders. Especially such high ones
5:47 of course he had to leave his phone on him. This guy is truely blessed with the gift of foresight.