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DoubleSpeak, How to Lie without Lying

What I've Learned
2019 ж. 15 Там.
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  • "I had a thousand people under me at my former job".....I cut grass at the cemetery

    @bobdavies2131@bobdavies21313 жыл бұрын

    • oh i have a corner office, with most of the city being in my visibility. i drive a bus

      @ham8780@ham87803 жыл бұрын

    • I really laughed at this one.

      @excitedaboutlearning1639@excitedaboutlearning16393 жыл бұрын

    • That's a big cemetery

      @michaelfixedsys7463@michaelfixedsys74633 жыл бұрын

    • Employer: What did you used to do for a living? Me: I used to put people under the blade

      @Rydonz@Rydonz3 жыл бұрын

    • lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      @gabequezada2066@gabequezada20663 жыл бұрын

  • “I’m a pharmacist on a street level”

    @secretintelligenceservice8902@secretintelligenceservice89023 жыл бұрын

    • Deal drugger

      @Adam-xf6sq@Adam-xf6sq3 жыл бұрын

    • Nope, you’re just self sufficient entrepreneurial botanist who uses there knowledge to create pharmaceutical products designed to make the patient get better on there own. Using your mobile situation your able to give away your products for the exchange of a piece of paper.

      @aero8893@aero88933 жыл бұрын

    • Sound right?

      @aero8893@aero88933 жыл бұрын

    • @@aero8893 You mean, Pharmaceutical Street Vendor.

      @CommanderRedVega@CommanderRedVega3 жыл бұрын

    • @@aero8893 piece of paper?!? that piece of paper is our current system of legal tender of general use in a country

      @gustylerbush9156@gustylerbush91563 жыл бұрын

  • My work in public service used to require quite a bit of double-speak. You can’t just come out and say, “yeah, the lawmakers didn’t think this through or consult the people who actually do the work, so now we have to require you to do something useless.”

    @parmesanzero7678@parmesanzero76786 ай бұрын

    • oh you worked in CMS

      @grilledflatbread4692@grilledflatbread46925 ай бұрын

    • actually, i d prefer they tell me this. by answereing honestly you can share in the frustration of your client. That makes the client less frustrated.

      @hetedeleambacht6608@hetedeleambacht66083 ай бұрын

    • So what would you say instead of telling the the truth?

      @III_three@III_three3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@hetedeleambacht6608 See how long you keep a job...

      @RobinTheBot@RobinTheBot2 ай бұрын

    • hey man if it is up to you, you should tell the truth, the public deserve to understand the situation so it can be fixed. And you should not be protecting incompetent lawmakers or politicians.

      @jackwood594@jackwood59416 күн бұрын

  • YES! As a data science major this is exactly why a code of ethics was made for data scientists in 2008 after the market crash. Incomplete representations of data were a large part of the issue at the time, and thus the code of ethics was born. I firmly believe it's our job as data scientists to make graphs to really communicate, not for shock value the way so many social media accounts seem to represent their data these days. It never clicked in my head as a form of doublespeak until now!

    @delynnmurray6826@delynnmurray68264 ай бұрын

    • anyone knows the simpelest graphs need the relevant data right? I learned that in primary school. No data, they might as well show me a Van Gogh...beautiful colors and lines but not very usefull

      @hetedeleambacht6608@hetedeleambacht66083 ай бұрын

  • "I saved your life!" "You ruined my death!"

    @Heccinchonker12@Heccinchonker123 жыл бұрын

    • the incredibles!

      @TheTablaChannel@TheTablaChannel3 жыл бұрын

    • Lieutenant Dan (forrest gump)

      @EdFuller@EdFuller3 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO! can win for losing.

      @balemonte727@balemonte7273 жыл бұрын

    • That's an entire mood right there

      @roisinnigcrainn7722@roisinnigcrainn77223 жыл бұрын

    • @@EdFuller "lieutenant Dan!! ice cream!!!"

      @MySpoot@MySpoot3 жыл бұрын

  • >step into my office >am I being let go? >don't be silly. In fact, I'm promoting you to customer

    @Croissinate@Croissinate3 жыл бұрын

    • That's quite the promotion what did I do to deserve this?

      @joshuawallace4990@joshuawallace49903 жыл бұрын

    • 😭😭

      @Slimmm12@Slimmm123 жыл бұрын

    • @Okapi Lizard

      @ATeamMate@ATeamMate3 жыл бұрын

    • @Okapi Lizard the joke has flown over your head

      @plainblocks2@plainblocks23 жыл бұрын

    • @Okapi Lizard r/whooosh

      @bliggzz@bliggzz3 жыл бұрын

  • Like how toothpaste brands say “recommended by 5 out of 5 dentists”, when the dentists were asked for multiple brands. So that toothpaste wasn’t *_the one_* , but simply one of many brands that a dentist would recommend.

    @Greedsmith@Greedsmith6 ай бұрын

    • This concept is EXACTLY how big pharma gets ALL of their drugs to market. Making it to market, means reducing the presence of reaction of side-affects...by pre-screening volunteers who are less likely to have a side-affect.

      @sdalt001@sdalt0012 күн бұрын

  • “It’s not a lie, if you believe it”, George Costanza

    @GentlemensLife@GentlemensLife4 ай бұрын

  • I once ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in several years. He told me he was working for an oil company in sales & marketing. He was a clerk at a gas station.

    @mubirshu@mubirshu4 жыл бұрын

    • And I know someone who sells propane and propane accessories

      @levikilo11001100101@levikilo110011001013 жыл бұрын

    • I had a friend that said "i manage the transactions of a multibillion dollar company" aka a McDonalds cashier

      @garretc2148@garretc21483 жыл бұрын

    • @Rose :3 lol maybe they're friends?

      @sbapt@sbapt3 жыл бұрын

    • I knew a guy (I'm brazilian and so is he) who moved to new york to work with coffee and oil, meaning that he served coffee at a Petrobras office

      @antoniocesardecarvalhovian5670@antoniocesardecarvalhovian56703 жыл бұрын

    • @@garretc2148 You literally stole that

      @TheBestGrapefruitGuy@TheBestGrapefruitGuy3 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh youre an organ harvester?" "No, I work in human resources"

    @hm...interesting5187@hm...interesting51873 жыл бұрын

    • No, he works for the Chinese Communist Party

      @crikxouba@crikxouba3 жыл бұрын

    • "Nonconsensual organ arbitrage" is the job title that his salary gets taxed under

      @crazytim8256@crazytim82563 жыл бұрын

    • Non-public human organ arbitrage. I would say semi-concensual but that's too negatively received these days.

      @marakalos3838@marakalos38383 жыл бұрын

    • "Nonconsensual organ arbitrage" is this Sseth rimworld refrence?

      @lecoqsclock1002@lecoqsclock10023 жыл бұрын

    • @@lecoqsclock1002 Of course fellow merchant!

      @marakalos3838@marakalos38383 жыл бұрын

  • The key to doublespeak: always speak reality, always tell the truth. Folks won’t believe you; they will continue to believe what they want to believe regardless of what you tell them. So say what’s real! Just don’t bother arguing too much about it.

    @Gk2003m@Gk2003m6 ай бұрын

    • Just half of it.

      @thinkforyourself518@thinkforyourself5184 ай бұрын

    • Always tell the truth

      @ZAN_YAR@ZAN_YAR4 ай бұрын

    • @@ZAN_YAR You can't tell the truth. It's bigger than your knowledge of it. And incomplete truth is also a half lie.

      @thinkforyourself518@thinkforyourself5183 ай бұрын

    • @@thinkforyourself518 Yes you can. Fearlessly and Assertively. A small synthetic agenda they call it [knowledge] is way too fragile to take a place in your Mind. and affect your intellection, and your says. It's their thing They have made it they make you believe in it and you get scared and obtain feeling of guilt and addicted

      @ZAN_YAR@ZAN_YAR2 ай бұрын

    • @@thinkforyourself518 What? pfff- it's not a half-lie. I prefer the phrase 'sensibly modified truth'.

      @toni-m.@toni-m.2 ай бұрын

  • What I got out of this is that no matter the topic always ask questions until you get positive confirmation of the facts at hand.

    @TheSdog9@TheSdog96 ай бұрын

    • Oh you’re dangerous now

      @trumptookthevaccine1679@trumptookthevaccine16795 ай бұрын

  • “I didn’t lose, I merely failed to win!” -Oversimplified

    @anegg661@anegg6613 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't lose, I succeeded at accomplishing the opposite of the assumed conditions for success

      @bralenmurphy1991@bralenmurphy19913 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't lose, I just assumed you were playing a non zero sum game, where my "losing" would facilitate your "winning" to maximise the total of gains.

      @Ludifant@Ludifant3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Ludifant I like this, but it breaks the point of double speak. Doublespeak doesn't involve lying, however your comment does. Still an amazing excuse though!

      @bralenmurphy1991@bralenmurphy19913 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't lose, I have just been highly motivated on having empathy on all competitors

      @AsianAFK@AsianAFK3 жыл бұрын

    • Well this one doesn't work as well because you can draw in some games.

      @Yslohr@Yslohr3 жыл бұрын

  • "I drive a 150k vehicle, I travel a lot and have a great corner office" I'm a bus driver.

    @Moontrimmer86@Moontrimmer864 жыл бұрын

    • Few million dollars vehicle could be a tank

      @warpspeed8305@warpspeed83054 жыл бұрын

    • underrated XD

      @SG-tx1fz@SG-tx1fz4 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @evolvedtactics1714@evolvedtactics17144 жыл бұрын

    • Pog

      @vanzwho854@vanzwho8543 жыл бұрын

    • “Corner office” is fantastic

      @gen2mediainc.577@gen2mediainc.5773 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm not slacking off, I'm taking an early break to enhance productivity."

    @gamerrex5940@gamerrex59403 ай бұрын

  • 7:17 Actually it's incorrect to say it reduces the risk by one percent; it reduces it by one *percentage point*

    @n0ame1u1@n0ame1u16 ай бұрын

  • "So you cheated?" "No, no. It was just a romantic entanglement."

    @sadtapioca@sadtapioca3 жыл бұрын

    • No. Romantic and entanglement just makes it worse. What you want to say is: I found this girl suffering from a clinically adverse effect due to the saturated inflammation of epinephrine. She was in a mentally critical condition that required a regulated oxytocin intake lest her lifespan is intermittently chopped short for lack of treatment and administration of the chordae tendineae cords. She had previously suffered a apical ballooning syndrome and needed a pulmonary heart bypass placebo to re-coordinate and connect her testosterone levels with her endocrine system body functions. Honey, she had a 5.30% chance of dying, within the next year, it's lowered now to .07% chance. I have potentially saved a life, she was possibly suffering tremendously because of her condition. I had to help.

      @acevaver5425@acevaver54253 жыл бұрын

    • @@acevaver5425 Please translate to dummyspeak.

      @cybergeek5476@cybergeek54763 жыл бұрын

    • @@acevaver5425 r/woosh

      @vixx3535@vixx35353 жыл бұрын

    • @@acevaver5425 J. o. k. e

      @CharllotteKatakuri@CharllotteKatakuri3 жыл бұрын

    • @@vixx3535 I don't think you are using that correctly

      @cheltan4491@cheltan44913 жыл бұрын

  • "Why is my microphone not working?" "High-impedance air gap." aka it's not plugged in

    @themedders@themedders3 жыл бұрын

    • This is brilliant

      @johnjiteru37@johnjiteru373 жыл бұрын

    • Absolutely brilliant!

      @yvonnevevo6788@yvonnevevo67883 жыл бұрын

    • Infinite Resistance*

      @falsigo@falsigo3 жыл бұрын

    • "Why doesn't my voice come out of the speakers?" "High disparity air gap between frequencies and broadcast equipment"

      @FireFlanker1@FireFlanker13 жыл бұрын

    • Amazed how many people know basic electronics well enough... Or can say a low signal to noise ratio or a super high THD

      @leozendo3500@leozendo35003 жыл бұрын

  • Love this video. People don't know how to spot such trickery. We should be teaching this in schools.

    @nicholasreynolds6609@nicholasreynolds66096 ай бұрын

    • Bold of you to assume schools were made for critical thinking and not for future obeying workers

      @presidentofchina1496@presidentofchina14966 ай бұрын

  • I distinctly remember during the 2020 elections, I saw a political ad over and over about someone running for reelection in my state. One of the various things they listed as "reasons you should vote for this guy again!" is that he brought the state's education from being the "the 33rd worst state in the country, to the 27th best" or something along those lines, I don't remember the specifics. It wasn't until I paused the ad and thought about it for a second that I realized it was saying the education system got worse and it was using doublespeak to make it sound better. I never knew that form of lying had a name until I watched this video!

    @twixerclawford@twixerclawford6 ай бұрын

    • How

      @buffalosolider206@buffalosolider2062 күн бұрын

    • @@buffalosolider206 how what

      @twixerclawford@twixerclawford2 күн бұрын

    • ​​​@@buffalosolider206Assuming we're talking US states among the ranking, and not including territories like Puerto Rico, there are 51 "ranking members." That puts the middle point at 25.5 - equally far to the bottom and the top. So if a state is the 33rd _worst,_ we're counting from the _bottom,_ meaning that they're actually _above_ the middle point (at 18th best, in fact). However, the 27th _best,_ that is, counted from the _top,_ is then _below_ the middle point (ie., 24th worst). So they actually dropped a whole _9 rankings_ (27-18 = 33-24 = 9) in the time that guy running for re-election was in office 🙃 - and he's trying to present that as if he actually improved things...

      @mnxs@mnxs18 сағат бұрын

  • "no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote"

    @jamesalbus7991@jamesalbus79913 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @Edgygazelle99@Edgygazelle993 жыл бұрын

    • no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote

      @matemolnar8900@matemolnar89003 жыл бұрын

    • "no im not stealing comments, im just spreading the quote"

      @jacobr7729@jacobr77293 жыл бұрын

    • Im not reposting memes, im disseminating visual art and knowledge

      @nicolassagrillo1442@nicolassagrillo14423 жыл бұрын

    • No I'm not stealing comments, I'm just spreading the quote

      @pasta5254@pasta52543 жыл бұрын

  • "so you're a burglar" "Nooooooo, I'm an asset relocation specialist."

    @kristjancebulj8162@kristjancebulj81624 жыл бұрын

    • "so you're stealing my money" "no, we're the government"

      @tacokoneko@tacokoneko4 жыл бұрын

    • Kristjan Čebulj a self employed* asset relocation specialist

      @Alex3110TheAmazing@Alex3110TheAmazing4 жыл бұрын

    • Just the person I hoped to meet. I have, here in this holster, an Asset Relocation Specialist Reducer.

      @krazylevin@krazylevin4 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@krazylevin Yes but are you a Certified Asset Relocation Specialist Reducer Management Associate?

      @Nuclearburrit0@Nuclearburrit04 жыл бұрын

    • Could also be a tax collector.

      @JosephSmith-lm4ri@JosephSmith-lm4ri4 жыл бұрын

  • The military teaches you how to do this very well for instance, "responsible for the integrity of flight controls, corrosion prevention, and structural integrity of four aircraft." Is just a really fancy way to say that you checked cables for wear, wiped the aircraft down with a rag, and checked the safety wire holding the bolts in place.

    @lopsidedc0rn875@lopsidedc0rn87512 күн бұрын

  • Thank you for the informative content, keep up the great work!

    @nivlacgaming9211@nivlacgaming92114 ай бұрын

  • EA: "They're not loot boxes, they're surprise mechanics"

    @MrGommpa@MrGommpa4 жыл бұрын

    • It's not RNG, it's infinite replay value features

      @ReasonableRadio@ReasonableRadio4 жыл бұрын

    • right on spot

      @Nekomosh004@Nekomosh0044 жыл бұрын

    • It’s not FIFA 2018, it’s FIFA 2019

      @Halfgay_boi@Halfgay_boi4 жыл бұрын

    • Damn! You read my thoughts!

      @bbedeschi@bbedeschi4 жыл бұрын

    • Stewardess.

      @osricleondegrance9244@osricleondegrance92444 жыл бұрын

  • "I handle transactions for a multi - billion dollar company." - McDonalds cashier

    @Showboat@Showboat3 жыл бұрын

    • Nice!

      @cfoster6804@cfoster68043 жыл бұрын

    • I was going to comment you should say financial transactions, but then I remembered the cashier also hands you your food, which is product. Anyways, great line, will definitely steal for future interviews.

      @spurnd@spurnd3 жыл бұрын

    • lmaooooooo

      @TheyNerfedYou@TheyNerfedYou3 жыл бұрын

    • just saying, not an original comment

      @jacobamarjan2325@jacobamarjan23253 жыл бұрын

    • This one lol

      @stokesseegers5012@stokesseegers50123 жыл бұрын

  • “The NCR asked me if I had a degree in physics, and I said that I had a *theoretical* degree in physics!” -Fantastic, the top engineer for Helios One (one of the most important power sources for the NCR and the facility with a secret orbital laser inside)

    @SwirlyCurlyy@SwirlyCurlyy4 ай бұрын

  • "As part of a balanced breakfast" aka "this stuff doesn't carry much nutrition"

    @danielclark-hughes692@danielclark-hughes6923 ай бұрын

  • Prisoner: " I live in a gated community"

    @lindanib541@lindanib5412 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @dannykelly7159@dannykelly71592 жыл бұрын

    • We even have armed security personnel

      @luciuskapahs5547@luciuskapahs55472 жыл бұрын

    • @@luciuskapahs5547 most prison guards aren't armed actually. Well they have pepper spray which is effective... sometimes.

      @TonyAtma@TonyAtma2 жыл бұрын

    • sometimes you even get a room with TV, bed, toilet and shower all to yourself!

      @potapotapotapotapotapota@potapotapotapotapotapota2 жыл бұрын

    • Don't we all 😉

      @CD-xo5ju@CD-xo5ju2 жыл бұрын

  • We don’t torture people, we use Enhanced interrogation.

    @mozuesolympian2988@mozuesolympian29883 жыл бұрын

    • Advanced interrogation techniques

      @nihalu.7886@nihalu.78863 жыл бұрын

    • @@nihalu.7886 I don’t use Advanced I nterrogation Techniques I use Alternative words

      @mozuesolympian2988@mozuesolympian29883 жыл бұрын

    • I prefer to call it intensive questioning.

      @robdom91@robdom913 жыл бұрын

    • @@nihalu.7886 "but techno that's just tor-" "ENHANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES"

      @appleshoes1419@appleshoes14193 жыл бұрын

    • AND WE MAKE PEOPLE OUR SLAVS

      @christianweber7435@christianweber74353 жыл бұрын

  • Reminds me of “they asked me if I knew anything about theoretical physics. I said I have a theoretical degree in physics and they said I’m hired”

    @Sonny2299@Sonny22994 ай бұрын

  • I had a great time when I prioritized processing information on literary subjects through a visual and auditory medium over at-home educational practice

    @alpacaofthemountain8760@alpacaofthemountain87606 ай бұрын

  • "Im not depressed, Im just highly motivated to not be optimistic"

    @neeevirus@neeevirus3 жыл бұрын

    • nice pfp you’re cultured

      @-poon-382@-poon-3823 жыл бұрын

    • @@-poon-382 ah, I see, so you're also a fellow man of hololive culture?

      @neeevirus@neeevirus3 жыл бұрын

    • NEEE VIRUS hell yea

      @-poon-382@-poon-3823 жыл бұрын

    • Nakamas from the hololive hole

      @pxtxer165@pxtxer1653 жыл бұрын

    • What's hololive peko?

      @josephjoestar5861@josephjoestar58613 жыл бұрын

  • Hitman: "I specialize in Early Retirements."

    @darthslackus499@darthslackus4993 жыл бұрын

    • Dispatching and actuation of personal liquidation.

      @SatanistSin@SatanistSin3 жыл бұрын

    • from life

      @AverageAlien@AverageAlien3 жыл бұрын

    • Is this a Blade Runner crossover?

      @jayknowles2146@jayknowles21463 жыл бұрын

    • from life

      @finneganlong6865@finneganlong68653 жыл бұрын

    • painting houses.

      @rendzis@rendzis3 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you for this profound addition to my organic memory bank with this moving picture content on KZhead.

    @DarkGT@DarkGT6 ай бұрын

  • great video. You really delved into the uses of double speak.

    @father3dollarbill@father3dollarbill3 күн бұрын

  • "You're watching random KZhead videos" "No, I'm performing non-essential research of human communication and expression from one of the largest databases of digital media"

    @MGISGlobalStats@MGISGlobalStats3 жыл бұрын

    • I feel attacked

      @danteburns7118@danteburns71183 жыл бұрын

    • Isn't that a quarter of what you learn in school school?

      @smokingghost9781@smokingghost97813 жыл бұрын

    • Extra-circular research *

      @justinshi1459@justinshi14593 жыл бұрын

    • 689 lieks nice

      @WolfyRed@WolfyRed3 жыл бұрын

    • @@smokingghost9781 u mean google

      @jude444@jude4443 жыл бұрын

  • “I work in the movie industry.” I sell popcorn

    @gemini9002@gemini90024 жыл бұрын

    • nah, more like: I play a crucial part in one the most equitable industries present in today’s economy.

      @tommytimmy8441@tommytimmy84414 жыл бұрын

    • @@tommytimmy8441 👏

      @turtleanton6539@turtleanton65394 жыл бұрын

    • Lmbo

      @dextersdevil6994@dextersdevil69944 жыл бұрын

    • Im a dancer = Im a stripper

      @Buggabones@Buggabones4 жыл бұрын

    • @@tommytimmy8441 Or I played a crucial role in the marketing of cinema to the public through the increase of current and future sales figures.

      @xarrik@xarrik4 жыл бұрын

  • Crazy how companies can do this with statistics that actually matter.

    @Aiden_o00@Aiden_o006 ай бұрын

  • so glad to see carlin in this

    @jtothemaurednik@jtothemaurednik5 ай бұрын

  • "They're not Lootboxes they're 'Surprise Mechanics' ". - EA GAMES

    @Michael-dj6pd@Michael-dj6pd3 жыл бұрын

    • No the lawyer stated this: *"...It's not gambling, we call them surprise mechanics...it makes the players happy..."*

      @kingaragornii9940@kingaragornii99403 жыл бұрын

    • @@kingaragornii9940 tell me lies , tell me sweet little lies

      @TheUltrasora@TheUltrasora3 жыл бұрын

    • @@kingaragornii9940 defintely doesnt make us happy ahaha

      @ln9895@ln98953 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheUltrasora Lol

      @kingaragornii9940@kingaragornii99403 жыл бұрын

    • Ea it’s in the game

      @blainetrevino689@blainetrevino6893 жыл бұрын

  • double speak, or as i like to call it, everyone's resume

    @vlonp@vlonp3 жыл бұрын

    • Hahaha true

      @daftdafar9095@daftdafar90953 жыл бұрын

    • Or a high schooler desperately trying to reach the dreaded word count.

      @nanamacapagal8342@nanamacapagal83423 жыл бұрын

    • @@nanamacapagal8342 I hated word counts. I'd always have to shorten my work. (I always got As in school😂)

      @mitchell1091@mitchell10913 жыл бұрын

    • Mitchell Weird Flex but ok

      @Tan-lb6sm@Tan-lb6sm3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mitchell1091 How :c

      @bananas8054@bananas80543 жыл бұрын

  • I love doublespeak, it is such an cool thing to perform.

    @fortniteshorts8674@fortniteshorts86745 ай бұрын

  • The catastrophic buckling compression column switch and actuator warriors have been outsmarted this time

    @iNick90@iNick905 ай бұрын

  • “I didn’t lose. I merely failed to win”

    @Zyphon@Zyphon3 жыл бұрын

    • hello Zyphon again ^-^

      @Browniev2@Browniev23 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't see this first. I discovered this within the first couple minutes of this being sent into the the internet

      @ultraz9131@ultraz91313 жыл бұрын

    • Hi Zyphon :D

      @ethanzheng5253@ethanzheng52533 жыл бұрын

    • Hallo zyphon.

      @aeonblade64@aeonblade643 жыл бұрын

    • Overly simplified

      @usedicecat6780@usedicecat67803 жыл бұрын

  • Our resumes are about to be lit.

    @louise1753@louise17534 жыл бұрын

    • Louise ••• for some reason I hate and love you lol

      @justinbrown7783@justinbrown77834 жыл бұрын

    • I was a self hired professional semi-permanent bed tester, that specialized in a niche type of bed.

      @Deady4u@Deady4u4 жыл бұрын

    • watch out for all of us being in rich schools and jobs

      @letsparchmentitupyo7566@letsparchmentitupyo75664 жыл бұрын

    • @@Deady4u sleep man

      @karna5998@karna59984 жыл бұрын

  • Great discussion, thanks.

    @philipjfry4465@philipjfry44656 ай бұрын

  • My favourite 2nd type words are mining terms. Skip, shaft, rib, back, floor, face, mucker. They are just simple yet complex to those who don’t know the industry.

    @thedoctor0272@thedoctor02725 ай бұрын

  • "he sustained injuries that is incompatible with life" HE DIED.

    @chewhooi@chewhooi2 жыл бұрын

    • The blood do outside body

      @thedooktroops5608@thedooktroops56082 жыл бұрын

    • @@thedooktroops5608 00 ___

      @riswald2723@riswald27232 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @toyas400@toyas4002 жыл бұрын

    • That is not how verb number works.

      @KAZVorpal@KAZVorpal2 жыл бұрын

    • He was unable to continue doing what he loved in this world.

      @TheSquidPro@TheSquidPro2 жыл бұрын

  • Awesome vid!

    @yoram9692@yoram96926 ай бұрын

  • We should rebrand “double speak” to what it really is: bold-faced lying.

    @bradensorensen966@bradensorensen9666 ай бұрын

    • It's not lying. Double-speak is much closer to putting a veil on the truth. So really, it's Quasi-Truthful Speech Enhancement and Extension Procedure (QTSEEP).

      @themyster1ous016@themyster1ous0162 ай бұрын

    • Or as lawyers and politicians call it: clocking in

      @TheGuitarChief@TheGuitarChief2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@themyster1ous016I see what you did there. In all seriousness though, OP's right: it's bold-faced lying.

      @mnxs@mnxs18 сағат бұрын

  • Doublespeak is colloquially known as bullshitting where I'm from.

    @anastasiawortham8833@anastasiawortham88332 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I’m often referred to as a bullshiter but I prefer the term linguistically gifted

      @TheBestSam42@TheBestSam422 жыл бұрын

    • it’s ironic because whoever invented the word doublespeak just didn’t wanna be called a bullshitter

      @hiinsanity@hiinsanity Жыл бұрын

    • @@hiinsanity lmao

      @mdreza3471@mdreza3471 Жыл бұрын

    • Flirting is a form of doublespeak too.

      @commandro@commandro9 ай бұрын

    • @@hiinsanity It's not ironic, it's just effective.

      @Mo_Mauve@Mo_Mauve9 ай бұрын

  • I handle transactions for a multibillion dollar company. I work as a McDonalds Cashier

    @rozzy3528@rozzy35284 жыл бұрын

    • I actually laughed out loud... congrats xD

      @AnthonyMartins1@AnthonyMartins14 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like Jeffrey Epstein

      @MrTripsJ@MrTripsJ4 жыл бұрын

    • also serving embryo fetus aborted cell food .

      @PHOTOLOIART@PHOTOLOIART4 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like Dan peña lol

      @tumult04@tumult044 жыл бұрын

    • Erika I knew a guy who would use that line almost exactly to pick up women, and yes he worked at McDonald’s.

      @HoGraz@HoGraz4 жыл бұрын

  • And now they call it "Safe and Effective" instead of "Damaging and Useless".

    @Ex_877@Ex_87710 ай бұрын

  • Very Well put together video

    @SimonAlander@SimonAlander3 ай бұрын

  • "I didn't rob the store, I merely imposed a mandatory donation order"

    @dominic0900@dominic09003 жыл бұрын

    • In the military it is known as "Appropriation".

      @HeadHunterSix@HeadHunterSix3 жыл бұрын

    • surprise communism

      @user-mw6fm5ht4m@user-mw6fm5ht4m3 жыл бұрын

    • That's what they use to extort people and make everyone happy with that, because taxes are "used for the people". You know, it's not theft, because you're a "Taxpayer".

      @369mfkzt2@369mfkzt23 жыл бұрын

    • @@369mfkzt2 exactly, it's not theft, it's just the government forcefully removing your money and using it themselves

      @AverageAlien@AverageAlien3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @gary00832@gary008323 жыл бұрын

  • The native fluent language of all politicians.

    @FromDream2RealityNow@FromDream2RealityNow3 жыл бұрын

    • @Auto Zam there os very little difference

      @sosig6445@sosig64452 жыл бұрын

    • @@sosig6445 Mobsters have to at least be vaguely competent to keep their "job".

      @arkdirfe@arkdirfe2 жыл бұрын

    • except trump. he just striaght up lies. and i dont know whther to praise him for it?

      @shankaka_99@shankaka_992 жыл бұрын

    • Let me guess someone made a trump comment

      @hafe6659@hafe66592 жыл бұрын

    • @@hafe6659 stop i actually did-

      @shankaka_99@shankaka_992 жыл бұрын

  • I’ve seen some resumes that could qualify. I also liked the SpaceX launch of starship lately…. “A rapid unscheduled disaaembly” lol

    @blech71@blech714 ай бұрын

  • Cool background music 👍

    @viaceslavscavlinskij5288@viaceslavscavlinskij52883 ай бұрын

  • "This involved slitting his throat. They call this a 'therapeutic misadventure'" That's... that's murder

    @alexandergerolimatos4682@alexandergerolimatos46823 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I’d be about ready to give that surgeon a “misadventure” if that happened to someone I care about.

      @infidelheretic923@infidelheretic9233 жыл бұрын

    • You seem tough.

      @petedick1758@petedick17583 жыл бұрын

    • It's not murder It's stopping human function

      @7.59-fmclosed7@7.59-fmclosed73 жыл бұрын

    • 7.59-fm [Closed] that is stopping human function for a proceedingly inproportionate excusably content of time

      @1Lainer1@1Lainer13 жыл бұрын

    • @@1Lainer1 No one can read this nonsense sentence; try again.

      @petedick1758@petedick17583 жыл бұрын

  • Eating one meal a day. Before: I am broke. Now: I am doing intermittent fasting.

    @dasdasdadadadad8915@dasdasdadadadad89154 жыл бұрын

    • intermittent

      @russellchido@russellchido4 жыл бұрын

    • @Violet Sinclair I'm not broke and I do it. I do two meals a day though. I skip dinner. Why would I need food to sleep? Why should I give my body work to do when I should be resting? I don't need this extra meal. Now my body can focus on important things like healing, repair and resting instead of working to digest food I don't need.

      @clive7394@clive73944 жыл бұрын

    • qrpnxz ahh shiet thank you

      @dasdasdadadadad8915@dasdasdadadadad89154 жыл бұрын

    • .. due to economic misadventure

      @jovanleon7@jovanleon74 жыл бұрын

    • The Lop do u know what a joke is

      @Nvdatan@Nvdatan4 жыл бұрын

  • I am glad to have a natural repulsion to doublespeak. I can' imagine living blisfully unaware of the way people choose to "water down" subjects. It hits a certain trigger in me that instantly throws up the cynicist goggles. It is why ads never work whether or not they are a product I am interested in.

    @AimlessSavant@AimlessSavant6 ай бұрын

  • Great video

    @josephlynn85@josephlynn855 ай бұрын

  • Victim: "I was robbed!" Thief: "No I just started a new wealth redistribution program"

    @CZECHMATE650@CZECHMATE6503 жыл бұрын

    • Government: That's what we do.

      @369mfkzt2@369mfkzt23 жыл бұрын

    • Robin hood

      @Kyle_Tungcab_Taylor@Kyle_Tungcab_Taylor3 жыл бұрын

    • Communism be like

      @CrazyGuyVideos2005@CrazyGuyVideos20053 жыл бұрын

    • @@CrazyGuyVideos2005 that isn't Communism lol.

      @midnighthobbyt5161@midnighthobbyt51613 жыл бұрын

    • @@midnighthobbyt5161 lol dude, literally that is communism.

      @mesijaiti@mesijaiti3 жыл бұрын

  • "Did you procrastinate?" "No, I simply rescheduled my assignments." EDIT : this is 1 year after the comment was posted, I have all but completely forgotten this comment I made lmfao wasn't expecting it to get likes at all, especially 6.9k, thanks a lot kekw

    @fre_@fre_3 жыл бұрын

    • I prioritized leisure time.

      @kirito_kun5072@kirito_kun50723 жыл бұрын

    • No I'm just waiting

      @norfangl3480@norfangl34803 жыл бұрын

    • ae86

      @Leo-jy5qm@Leo-jy5qm3 жыл бұрын

    • That's actually what I say to my boss.

      @DeonGaming@DeonGaming3 жыл бұрын

    • No absolutely not. I engaged in reasearch aimed at improving my performance at a later date.

      @SlayerBG93@SlayerBG933 жыл бұрын

  • Its not spawn camping, its tactical positioning.

    @spdracr@spdracr6 ай бұрын

  • what makes Champagne expensive & unique is goes thru 2 separate fermentations giving it the continous bubbles rising/ Sparkling wine is wine with C02 blown into it

    @ziggyustar3137@ziggyustar31375 ай бұрын

  • That name "double speak" is outdated.. now we call it marketing..

    @piercer4882@piercer48824 жыл бұрын

    • Literally

      @christophersurnname9967@christophersurnname99674 жыл бұрын

    • Usually white people are the ones that use double speaking.

      @iRaven-_-@iRaven-_-4 жыл бұрын

    • Wisdom Seeker lol maybe because usually white people are the ones to have jobs in the first place... like what are you gonna do some corporate double speak in the hood? Or fruit markets? Or serving up some French fries at McDonalds???? LOL

      @christophersurnname9967@christophersurnname99674 жыл бұрын

    • @@christophersurnname9967 ouch, bitter punch of truth

      @karna5998@karna59984 жыл бұрын

    • Christopher Surnname wtf you talking about?

      @iRaven-_-@iRaven-_-4 жыл бұрын

  • “you’re not in trouble, i just need to talk to you for a second outside of the classroom about your choices”

    @jianneee1349@jianneee13493 жыл бұрын

    • This is very relatable

      @cowl6867@cowl68673 жыл бұрын

    • every teacher ever

      @hivemind5281@hivemind52813 жыл бұрын

    • my Spanish teacher once asked me and my friend to wait outside and she never came to speak to us just made us stand outside the classroom for 45-50 minutes until the bell rung

      @MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw big brain moment

      @hivemind5281@hivemind52813 жыл бұрын

    • @@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw F I N E S S E D

      @gideoniskemp@gideoniskemp3 жыл бұрын

  • Loving this voice

    @konst1887@konst18876 ай бұрын

  • Omg @8:19 I remember that game! Vegas Stakes for the SNES! Those slot machines were where it was at!

    @pbDEMON@pbDEMON6 ай бұрын

  • "What I told you was true, from a certain point of view." - Obi Wan Kenobi

    @turmuthoer@turmuthoer3 жыл бұрын

    • "From MY point of view the JEDI are evil!" --Some guy with opinions on sand

      @a-s-greig@a-s-greig3 жыл бұрын

    • From my point of view the droids are evil

      @SCHMALLZZZ@SCHMALLZZZ3 жыл бұрын

    • Nice

      @ShadowSkullz@ShadowSkullz3 жыл бұрын

    • Kenobi was full of lies. Telling Luke that he'd never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than Mos Eisley. Or was it a lie? Because Luke never did make it to Gotham City, so I suppose Kenobi could claim his statement was true.

      @themanfromvolantis@themanfromvolantis3 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly. For example: "Only the Sith deal in absolutes" So why did Yoda say: "Do or do not, there is no try?"

      @thecowboyofdrag@thecowboyofdrag3 жыл бұрын

  • "Mcdonald's manager" "Sales director for a multi-billion company"

    @williampena197@williampena1973 жыл бұрын

    • U copied this from another comment

      @anonymus3219@anonymus32193 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't but I'm not surprised that there are hundred of comments like this one way before made this comment.

      @williampena197@williampena1973 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @aaatoinfinity@aaatoinfinity3 жыл бұрын

    • @@anonymus3219 He did not "copy another person's comment," he merely rebuttaled the originality of a fellow entertainment enjoyer's statement.

      @RudyVampburg@RudyVampburg3 жыл бұрын

    • Bank accountant People five me hundreds of bills from different currencies every day

      @Clippers23@Clippers233 жыл бұрын

  • What a wonderful insight into the nuerotypical experience. Thank you

    @RUOK2000@RUOK20006 ай бұрын

  • That's why I say communication is isn't about the words you use, but the message you convey. If you speak in a way that's deliberately misleading, then you ARE lying since you intentionally did not actually communicate or deliver an honest message.

    @MichaelChin1994@MichaelChin19946 ай бұрын

  • "Your a drug dealer" "Nope, I'm just a humble street pharmacist"

    @nehyena7549@nehyena75493 жыл бұрын

    • Nope, you’re just self sufficient entrepreneurial botanist who uses there knowledge to create pharmaceutical products designed to make the patient get better on there own. Using your mobile situation your able to give away your products for the exchange of a piece of paper.

      @aero8893@aero88933 жыл бұрын

    • Or you're the one who knocks!

      @choueriito2548@choueriito25483 жыл бұрын

    • @@aero8893 Very few street pharmacists are self sufficient botanists, they usually have their wares delivered to them by the financially flexible familial conglomerates.

      @Brakvash@Brakvash3 жыл бұрын

    • you're*

      @ijemand5672@ijemand56723 жыл бұрын

    • @@ijemand5672 thanks bro

      @nehyena7549@nehyena75493 жыл бұрын

  • "So you're doing nothing to help us" Government: "We're committed to continued and sustained efforts to address your concerns"

    @butter5842@butter58423 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @davidfarinacci2357@davidfarinacci23573 жыл бұрын

    • im from the government and im here to help.....

      @constitutionalrepublican1611@constitutionalrepublican16113 жыл бұрын

    • @@dustinh1583 You were dropped on your head too many times.

      @TechWiz1983@TechWiz19833 жыл бұрын

    • zero times zero is still zero

      @ih2246@ih22463 жыл бұрын

    • @Kevin Tewey what?

      @Xeno_Solarus@Xeno_Solarus3 жыл бұрын

  • This thing will get you further than any other studies

    @dieglhix@dieglhix4 ай бұрын

  • I Acknowledge the Importance and the visuals that has been put into this Imagery. (this video is great)

    @demitriosdemarcusbartholom1442@demitriosdemarcusbartholom14426 ай бұрын

  • "We are not cheating, we are just exchanging knowledge for the mere purpose of presenting a better answer"

    @IanChristopher@IanChristopher2 жыл бұрын

    • We came to the conclusion that having foreknowledge of certain assigned facts would present us the better outcome.

      @TheSquidPro@TheSquidPro2 жыл бұрын

    • Just get to the point of and we can't get to the solution. Double speak is a powerful and lead's to Miss leading The And can't get fixed

      @HermeticallyHermeticThricGreat@HermeticallyHermeticThricGreat2 жыл бұрын

    • Mere wasn’t needed

      @MedroffYT@MedroffYT2 жыл бұрын

    • @@HermeticallyHermeticThricGreat I was just thinking abt Schrodinger's cat and then saw your username

      @jenniferskweter@jenniferskweter2 жыл бұрын

    • we are engaged in a mutual exchange of neural patterns for the mere and mutually beneficial purpose of enhancing the quality grade of our paper.

      @richardlooch2109@richardlooch2109 Жыл бұрын

  • I’m not currently procrastinating, I’m mentally recouping by broadening my horizons through digital media.

    @denilsonthomas@denilsonthomas4 жыл бұрын

    • Hey, HEY! no. Recouping is a necessary activity.

      @anteconfig5391@anteconfig53914 жыл бұрын

    • Ah being lazy.... I understand now.

      @Tom531Cat@Tom531Cat4 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly

      @juv3ydvs3vb3vst7@juv3ydvs3vb3vst74 жыл бұрын

    • mmm... digital media, more like; the modernization of the previously non-though way of receiving information.

      @mk1interactive944@mk1interactive9444 жыл бұрын

    • this. i like this

      @stonerjeter1@stonerjeter14 жыл бұрын

  • That's why they changed the word propaganda into public relations.

    @sandtx4913@sandtx49138 ай бұрын

  • I love engadging in caloric sufficiency through interspecis means

    @Asdcoolot@Asdcoolot3 ай бұрын

  • "They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics" - Fantastic

    @JackSpad3s@JackSpad3s4 жыл бұрын

    • @Traveling Burrito Salesman protomen baby!!

      @JackSpad3s@JackSpad3s4 жыл бұрын

    • Haha that one "scientist" from Fallout New Vegas

      @futureshock382@futureshock3824 жыл бұрын

    • @@futureshock382 fantiastic, that was his name iirc

      @PolarisIII@PolarisIII4 жыл бұрын

    • @@futureshock382 damn you beat me to it.

      @rorty1540@rorty15404 жыл бұрын

    • A New Vegas reference caught in the wild!? I’m so proud

      @jungeezy@jungeezy4 жыл бұрын

  • *So this is how Pinocchio lied to Prince Charming without his nose growing...*

    @deem0n__@deem0n__3 жыл бұрын

    • woah, cool name

      @xandergoemans456@xandergoemans4563 жыл бұрын

    • @@xandergoemans456 bruh

      @seanisgone5413@seanisgone54133 жыл бұрын

    • @@seanisgone5413 bruh edit: this is my main account lol

      @dexterity494@dexterity4943 жыл бұрын

    • @@dexterity494 bruh

      @seanisgone5413@seanisgone54133 жыл бұрын

    • He didn't lie, if he would his nose would have grown

      @jotarokujo1704@jotarokujo17043 жыл бұрын

  • "What were you before promotion to Ship's Captain?" "Head of Fuel" "what did you do?" "Move Fuel Around" "What fuel?" "Human fuel" "You were a Waiter?" "Yes"

    @RabdoInternetGuy@RabdoInternetGuy6 ай бұрын

    • i heard you hit metal around 17 times? is this correct because i believe you would have earned a photograph of a motorcar

      @howaboutno7429@howaboutno74294 күн бұрын

  • Throwing the Carlin clip in was perfect. Well played.

    @rickwilliams967@rickwilliams9676 ай бұрын

  • *In a court discussion* Me: "He died of natural causes" Judge: "You pushed him off a building!" Me: "Gravity is a natural force"

    @cloakey1036@cloakey10362 жыл бұрын

    • Judge: "but you had to push him off fro gravity to be a factor" You: "i didn't push him, i was merely gradually generating a substantial amount of velocity and acceleration via my deltoid muscles to force my humerus in a lateral trajectory away from my toros which in result increased the amount of kinetic energy stored in my metacarpal and proximal phalange connectors that when i lightly tapped him all that kinetic energy transfered from me to him resulting in contact forces forcing him to stabilise himself but because he lacked the visual awareness to inform himself of the knowledge required for him to make the judgement of weather he should stabilise himself of not he ultimately was overcome by the contact forces and causing him to fall off the cliff" Judge: "...." You: "and if he stabilised himself in time he wouldn't of fallen thus resulting in me being innocent and him being guilty of his own death" Judge: "... apologies for the misunderstanding you're free to go"

      @WindowLicker_-9@WindowLicker_-92 жыл бұрын

    • @@WindowLicker_-9 Judge: Wait! So you pushed off a man that was unguarded and you're saying it was his fault that he died cause he wasn't guarded? You: As the rule of the jungle, a man must be on guard at all times for he might be at danger at all times I merely taught him a valuable lesson that may or may not shortened his late adoption

      @justanub4697@justanub46972 жыл бұрын

    • @@justanub4697 Judge : So you basically admit your implication in the matter of causing his death and attest you have been sharing more responsability than the victim/culprit itself, enough to be labeled and charged for it. You : I don't admit to anything, I affirm a sole point of view that is itself beyond reasonnable doubt subjective and biased, thereforth aledging me no weigth as an evidence outside of the forces I generated willingly and never actually stated nor had any intention of engrandging any collision or missuse of my force and was out of doubt unaware of the plausibility or causality of the tragic events that were bound to happen outside both of our range of consciousness. Judge : That sound like 3rd degree murder to me, anything to add?

      @jaimytourigny3027@jaimytourigny30272 жыл бұрын

    • @@WindowLicker_-9 Ok

      @atoxicrick9880@atoxicrick98802 жыл бұрын

    • @@WindowLicker_-9 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

      @QuickLiteratureAcademy@QuickLiteratureAcademy2 жыл бұрын

  • The "gambling industry" became the "gaming industry" Well I guess nowadays the opposite is true

    @hktristan42@hktristan424 жыл бұрын

    • nice

      @mimikal7548@mimikal75484 жыл бұрын

    • Lol I thought that what he meant

      @lilericinnacut@lilericinnacut4 жыл бұрын

    • LilEric Inna'cut most gambling involves games, child.

      @mrfaade304@mrfaade3044 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrfaade304 Okay, Boomer.

      @bruhmoment1835@bruhmoment18354 жыл бұрын

    • Just dont play rockstar or ea games. There is very little gambling if you avoid them 2 company's

      @JohnSmith-vw5fd@JohnSmith-vw5fd4 жыл бұрын

  • Thanks. This video makes me feel much better about lying now ;)

    @schauseil187@schauseil1875 ай бұрын

  • “Alternative Facts” is the first one that came to mind.

    @NorthwestNicholas@NorthwestNicholas4 ай бұрын

  • This is how I wrote all my papers in college.

    @darkworlddenizen@darkworlddenizen4 жыл бұрын

    • How did that go?

      @matthanlewis1959@matthanlewis19594 жыл бұрын

    • I can't believe you're that guy

      @ReasonableRadio@ReasonableRadio4 жыл бұрын

    • Yup I learned to write like this the hard way

      @lewdscholar8175@lewdscholar81754 жыл бұрын

    • I found my professor/TA gave me higher grades if I reflected their words used during the lecture. This also works in job applications when I describe duties I performed at previous positions and using the job announcement to shape my response using thier vocabulary. People are more receptive to what they are familiar with.

      @dogie1070@dogie10704 жыл бұрын

    • It's the only way to meet those length requirements!

      @hangtimedangjang@hangtimedangjang4 жыл бұрын

  • “I didn’t kill him. I simply created an environment for him that his body found uninhabitable.”

    @gdhammr8113@gdhammr81132 жыл бұрын

    • No no, he's not dead, his primary metabolic processes have just stalled for an indefinite period.

      @TonyAtma@TonyAtma2 жыл бұрын

    • Natural selection made him extinct... Nature taking course

      @mariorolle489@mariorolle4892 жыл бұрын

    • No comment

      @Producedbylevithomas@Producedbylevithomas2 жыл бұрын

    • The application of accelerated heavy metals objects into the persons body created a pressure imbalance that resulted in several essential bodily processes being impeded through cavitation and fluid leakage to the extent that the normal biological activity was severely hindered and eventually ceased. He will be missed.

      @nickv1008@nickv10082 жыл бұрын

    • He attack me with a chainsaw i got of right to defend myself

      @f.boogaloospook2318@f.boogaloospook23182 жыл бұрын

  • thank you

    @chrisCNX7522@chrisCNX75226 ай бұрын

  • The best summary of doublespeak is someone who uses the manipulation of language in order to tell a lie that appears to be partially lined with the truth in order to deceive or mislead someone’s better judgement.

    @OnyxStudios720p@OnyxStudios720p6 ай бұрын

  • When he said " waste management consultant", i thought he meant "garbage man" LOL

    @33rdGemini@33rdGemini3 жыл бұрын

    • Well, we italians, you know...,

      @SammytheStampede@SammytheStampede3 жыл бұрын

    • lmao i thought he meant "plumber"

      @excellentboiledpotato1667@excellentboiledpotato16673 жыл бұрын

    • Pretty sure he did, in the show his mob family is in the garbage business. I think that's what he meant, though you could I guess secondarily interpret it as an euphemism - maybe that's what the writers intended.

      @goleryarte3216@goleryarte32163 жыл бұрын

    • one more word, and it all makes sense - "human waste management consultant"

      @visdarfrankas@visdarfrankas3 жыл бұрын

    • @@visdarfrankas human waste means poop though XD

      @nonaau4791@nonaau47913 жыл бұрын

  • “So you’re a legal grave robber?” “No, I’m an archeologist!”

    @xx5niperfoxxx676@xx5niperfoxxx6763 жыл бұрын

    • IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

      @goroakechi6126@goroakechi61263 жыл бұрын

    • Tf are dinosaurs gonna do to stop them from digging up their skeletons

      @hammedburger3712@hammedburger37123 жыл бұрын

    • @@goroakechi6126 SO DO YOU

      @dickjohnson9582@dickjohnson95823 жыл бұрын

    • @@hammedburger3712 Paleontologists.

      @dynamicflashy@dynamicflashy3 жыл бұрын

    • Brilliant

      @rudyvalle@rudyvalle3 жыл бұрын

  • The only option to not articulate in “DoubleSpeak” in an interview is when they’re more than aware that you’re intelligent enough to speak with a certain form of subterfuge. In which case it can appear honest and positive to communicate with very direct language.

    @nialloc4786@nialloc47865 ай бұрын

  • Words are like spells. Avra Kedravra: as I speak, I create!

    @hosi292@hosi2924 ай бұрын

  • "So you're running a pyramid scheme?" "Nah, its just multi-level marketing bro"

    @cheehee808_@cheehee808_3 жыл бұрын

    • Is it an MLM? No, it's a referral-based commission structure.

      @HarmonicWave@HarmonicWave3 жыл бұрын

    • @Homelander Neil Postman Amusing ourselves to death

      @omalone1169@omalone11693 жыл бұрын

    • @@HarmonicWave its a structure that allows for people with income deficiencies start their own small businesses and help supplement their families' income while also being able to motivate people to start a business of their own.

      @michealpersicko9531@michealpersicko95313 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated!

      @english_chat@english_chat3 жыл бұрын

    • No, it's a network marketing company. XD I heard this one today about Isagenix.

      @vcool122@vcool1223 жыл бұрын
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