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Former FBI agent and body language expert Joe Navarro breaks down the various ways we communicate non-verbally. What does it mean when we fold our arms? Why do we interlace our fingers? Can a poker player actually hide their body language?
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Me: Dressing up as a frog on Halloween. FBI: mentally unstable
*go on*
CanadianBullFrog toadly🐸wacko 😂✨☕️✨👋
They'd be entirely right.
But is he wrong
@0 13 Do you want to know how we know?
His body language told me that he was thinking “so these idiots think I can teach 40+ years of experience and education in a 15 minute video”.
🤠
Hahahha
HAHAHA. FUNNY. YOU JUST WOOOOSHED HIM. LMAO VERY FUNNY
@@SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-kb5pc P.s. nobody likes you Stfu
MarioKPC R/whoosh
I'm an Eastern European and I can confirm that carrying flowers facing downwards is something I'd definitely do and see nothing strange about it
@@povilaskuznecovas232 it wS just an added reason to think a certain way of a person. Not something that would completely represent someone...
Bez kitu
@@pazeros6424 what language is that?
@@solomon7722 polish
just means the womans turned down the flowers
It easy to tell when someone lies. Their noses grow longer. This guy is good at his job. Need more people like him.
Lol
Oh stop 😆
even tho I knew about this nose longer This is just a lie
Nah you're lying
i think that agent guy is lying
I'm an expert too. I saw a guy walking the other day and quickly deduced he was going somewhere.
bro the fbi is looking for you now
😂😂😂
😂
and you didn't know it at the time, but you were busted too because he thought the same of you.
Broo what?! 🤯
When a fist lands in someone’s face that body language tells me that they don’t like each other.
Lol good one!
Yeah, this gave me a good laugh......
How can you tell?
Phaidrus Intuition.
@@MothaLuva lol
The level at which governments fully understand the citizens is alarming at best
@@trashforky8848 tf
Not really, I mean, they’re using this information to catch people who are committing crimes, if you’re innocent there’s nothing to be alarmed about
@@trashforky8848 …we must live in two different countries lol
Then seek to understand the government more than they understand you.
@@user-xz1wy4to4o if we are wut we eat, and they're feeding off fear,
Key takeaway: Every body language is transmitting some sort of information. Just try to assess but do not over-judge, especially if someone cross their arms or roll their eyes in different direction. It may not mean anything. Also, you can move around to identify the most comfortable space with others
If someone rolls their eyes in different directions I think it means call emergency services
We really needed an expert to tell us that, right
@@thehangingparsiple5692 I immediately thought of loopy Marty Feldman the comedian 😂
But none of this applies if a dog walks up and begins to urinate on your leg. Then you can move about without being assessed as to your motives by a nearby FBI agent.
“How we walk has meaning” For example, if someone has a limp, there is a chance they are injured.
This comment is so underrated.
Lmao
*Attention seekers pretending to limp to get attention*
*vIsIbLe CoNfUsIoN*
If someone says goodbye, they might possibly leave.
"Forehead can reveal the amount of stress we had during the life" Oh boi, poor Gordon Ramsay
bald people: ....
More like poor Emeperor Palpatine
Poor Dr. Phil
Hahahah
emily brooke They’re talking about the crease lines that form over the years. Gordon has several deep ones.
This is especially interesting to me as an autistic person with CPTSD. I had to research neurotypical body language for years in order to mask effectively, because when I'm unmasked, most people interpret my body language as indicative of my behavior being avoidant, uninterested, or dishonest, and as a result I've noticed that usually people treat me better when I am actively masking. It takes so much energy on a day to day basis just to keep up this behavior, and I've become very introverted because of it. Solitude is a relief. I love how Mr. Navarro breaks down behaviors as self-soothing, not necessarily a tell of dishonesty. I wonder how other neurodivergent people feel about this.
I was just about to comment something similar… you said it so beautifully. I am in agreement! I prefer only unmasking around my close circle who knows my sincerity despite my contradictory facial expressions/body language. I’ve tried otherwise and have just continually confused people. Given how fleeting most interactions are on a day to day I find it best to utilize a bridging, which is to say, to speak “their language” and mask. I do try to find a balance, where I’m not forcing joy when not feeling it, but I am for instance, more subtly expressing my eyes and lips and tone, so it’s clear enough what I’m intending. 🤍 I hear you, it takes a lot of energy. I have to be sure to make a lot of space to myself to recharge
yeah you might want to tone the masking down thats going to damage your health
@@jackjackum it's a balance. However it's better to foster a good self esteem and self value to where if people don't like you for being you it's seen as a good thing because there are so many people and you'd rather have authentic people in your circle. Stim or be stimmed by the muggles.
I’m glad you brought this up because I’m autistic and I had the same thoughts as you
Hang on there, you are not alone!
I like this guy. He's got very good energy and I love his relaxed but yet serious mood he's got going on. Also very intelligent and he definitely is a very confident dude. I don't know this guy but he's got my respect.
when will you propose ?
Did you watch his feet as he spoke? He wasn't relaxed at all. He was very tense, yet happy go-lucky. I saw he wasn't very intelligent and had little confidence. I'm sure you didn't respect him at all.
FBI men in movies: “That man’s blood type is o-negative, his father Bob was killed in a car accident and his last meal was a taco.”
Who are you?
A A his name is Patrick and he has had a sad past his dad joe mama has lived a life of crime and terrible stuff he has a dog a nephew and his fish who drowned yes his fish drowned don’t ask.
@@v2chiller333 😂😂😂
No that’s Sherlock Holmes
*pulls a sherlock*
Daughter: He’s just a friend. Him: the shake of your left toe says otherwise
Omg 😭😭
💀💀💀
I love how you wrote left toe as though he only has two toes 😂
"Right-o, right-o... ." "Why do keep saying 'Right-o', Ramjet." "Because you're standing on my right toe!": Roger Ramjet hilarious cartoon series. (Look it up)
@@tomryan914 with jokes like that, no wonder nobody has ever heard of it. Painfully unfunny
This guy gives me some comfort. I’m highly anxious and do a lot of the things some of the other body language people say indicate deception. It’s just my anxiety. I’m glad to see this guy looks at it differently.
Same!
He lied. His whole effort was sponsored by the FBI to fool you so you'd screw up your next bank robbery/
I loved when he said we blink 8 times per minute and then blinks 7 times in ten seconds
Girl: *screams at me* Me: ah yes, according to the body language, she is angry
Not really, I know of situations when girls scream of love, pleasure and joy. It all depends on the context...
😂
:surprisedpikachuface:
Harvard scholarship?
😂😂😂😂
Im gonna carry flowers upside down now, see if the FBI pops out of the bushes.
Lmao !
Name checks out
💀💀💀
Moves flowers 0.1cm downwards then normal. *Gets tackled by agents* CIA/FBI: “We gottem boys”
Omg I know right!!
I found his observation of the poker players fascinating . It would be interesting to show a longer segment on that .
I have always crossed my arms. My arms feel heavy to me. The self soothing part of this and other habits answers a lot of questions. So nice to understand my self. Thank you so much for sharing.
Everyone with anxiety: moves around FBI: he’s the one
Best comment...
Me: *Has ADHD so cant stop moving* FBI: Get that son of a b***
@@shrimpies799 LOL
That’s right.
@@thefbiiswatchingyourlife9128 wtf
I can tell by his body language he is saying "please get me a taller chair"
.
Hey! We should give this guy a medal
😂
👍
Or his body language is telling us he is feeding BS.
Now that I've seen this video, I believe that I am an expert on reading body language. It borders on psychic ability. I'm in your head right now.
I didnt understand anything they said but I believe it was interesting
@@defnotnaruto222 it doesn't really matter if you understand it or not. What's important is that you have watched a video about body language and so now you can bring that up in conversation as the defacto expert in the category. Winning
You do *NOT* want to be in my head.
@@TheFalseShepphard oh okay.... I'm sure ur so crazy.... 🙄
There’s not much in there, but could you find the math folder for me? I lost it. thanks!
This topic is so interesting because of how unconscious body language sometimes is. Even if the spy knows they’re being assessed, it’s still kinda hard to hide their nervousness or reaction to a certain cue. For us I think it’s pretty worth learning to be confident in events when necessary
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a> Imagine working years to get the American way, the perfect accent, the behavior, the way they act, to finally pass as a 100% American and in the end, flowers gave you away, wow.
I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A SPECIFIC WAY TO HOLD FLOWERS??
I FOUND THE FLOWER THING SO COOL
It's a european thing (not an eastern european thing). It's because of the water. You want the water in the petals not in the paper and so you have to use gravity.
@@loewenmakrele Probably correct. Americans think in terms of they want the flowers to be showing, like you are showing them off even, something that goofy possibly. The Europeans probably don’t care because they want the flowers to be preserved.
@@loewenmakrele I'm English and I hold flowers like they are a baby 🤱 or I hold them up right i would never hold them upside down. So idk
This guy's body language tells me that he is uncomfortable with this interview and that he is withholding information.
GO SkidMaRk Time to waterboard him until we get the information were after.
@@johng6080 we're
@@soip6710 lol who cares about grammar and your gonna be like *Lol who cares about grammar and you're gonna be like* is the correction your going to make
@@doraemonsam123 eh, just bothers me
You're. Reading written language. Haha
I’d be interested to know how they analyze the activity and body language of blind people. I’m blind, so I would assume that my body language is nothing like a sighted persons, simply because I’ve never seen normal body language. How would that effect things?
How did you write that?
@@Walter-The-Cat people who have vision impairments have technology installed on their computers, phones, whatever technological devices they choose to use, which will then read the screen to them. So on my phone I can write by touching the screen just like you would it tells me the letter and then I give it a command to insert the letter. I can also write messages with a Bluetooth keyboard, or use dictate like the rest of you.
@@OfficialNolanLaValley What about Braille Keyboards, do you not use them? or have access to them? I wish you a great life, btw. :)
That analysis would be interesting, although I would think the differences may be due more to the fact that your interaction with the environment uses different senses and therefore may have different responses. It seems the self soothing type movements would be the same for all of us, not due to our observing them in others. I may be completely wrong.
Praying that God heals you and your blind eyes be made open in the name of Jesus! Amen! :)
The first half got me hooked. Because I always cross my arms, and touch my face. But I'm always ready to open those arms and give a hug to when my friends approach me. I always thought it was odd when they said it means you're being stand offish if you if you cross your arms. I thought, no it isn't. Thank you.
Me: breathes normally Fbi: I see, you inhale oxygen as well
Also FBI : Expecting me to say that?
FBI: Terrorists also breathe...
All the same. !?
Elle Lawliet // :0
@@sepsa7468 L Lawliet... Kira
criminals watching this: write that down, write that down!
😂
Crab demon THAT did I get it right
@@agentmoron747 aaaw hun was I stupid enough for u Thanx for the explanation It was really handy
@@agentmoron747 thanx for ...... everything
People can't really control it..
Excellent video! So helpful. Appreciate it very much, and it shows clearly that this is a good man.
Gold nuggets of wisdom, luv it
Me: **breathes** FBI: she’s guilty .
a girl on internet?? time to creep
DUMB SPONGE stop
😂
Lol🤣🤣🤣
DUMB SPONGE lol ☠️
I will now *never* lose another game of UNO again.
Observing you're typing patterns I've ascertained your pulse rate was around 95 and that you weren't being truthful about believing you can ever consistently win at UNO
Uno reverse
@@zvukovinb5581 *It is a power some consider unnatural*
@@monolithgeometry3221 Your*
A Charming Runespoor wtf?
As a non-spy and non-European, I have carried flowers that way. If you go walking along holding the flowers upright, the weight of the flower blossoms is bouncing on the stems and it only takes a little damage to the stems before the flowers wilt. However if you carry them upside down there is far less weight on the stems and so your less likely to do damage to them. Its really kind of obvious. While I can see why he thought it means the person was European, it might just has well have meant he was smart.
The unmatched perspicacity coupled with the sheer indefatigability of this man makes him a god of the human realm.
Someone: breathes FBI: now stop right there. That's how they breathe in eastern Europe. You're a spy.
😂😂😂😂😂
naahhh the thing is they actully carry flowers like that, i think its healthier for the flowers?
Hahahaha lmfao
@@Leonardo-hy3qm r/whooooosh
@@Leonardo-hy3qm it is. and they do not just carry them like that in eastern europe.
Imagine how much he DIDN'T tell us.
Look it up , body language isnt a secret , more of pseudo science just because of how high it's failure rate is
@@jodofly1158 Not a high failure rate, you're just looking at small articles, not actually studying... You can do it right, you don't tho
@Giggitee O'Yeah go study
EVIL 69 Charger R/T He wants you to buy his book.
I was thinking the same thing. Lol
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="0">0:00</a>: 🕵♂ Nonverbal communication is key in detecting deception and understanding people's thoughts. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="281">4:41</a>: 👥 The importance of nonverbal communication in assessing individuals and their behavior. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="566">9:26</a>: 🃏 The video discusses the importance of observing body language in poker games. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="848">14:08</a>: 💬 Nonverbal communication is crucial in our communication with others. Recap by Tammy AI
The man, the myth the Joe Navarro! Love his books, such an interesting man.
Asthma patient: *heavy inhale through nose* FBI: where are the drugs
Me 😂
with that inhale, probably in the nose.
Oml😂😂😂😂
Asthma Patient: Struggling to breath FBI: Team tackle him & suffocates him further. STOP RESISTING!!
@@covertwasp5238 lmao
What I learned: People hold flowers upside down in Eastern Europe.
Ford PowerSmoke in Russia flower hold you
Spank Themonkey Lmao
Holding cut flowers down helps keep the water in the steps thus preserving their colours. However you could say,"only those in Eastern Europe know that."! You should also note that spelling."Colours" with a 'U' shows I am a British secret agent.
Are you even watching spy techniques?
I've spent years in Eastern Europe and I can tell you that this isn't entirely true. I've seen lots of people holding flowers upright.
People have no idea how great this guy is.
This guy has written many fantastic books on body language. They’re well worth a read! 👍
my fbi agent probably nodding with me while i watch this
My fbi agent is either happy to get a brush up, or devastated that they have to go through fbi-school again
Boom shalock lock boom.
@@domg.1011 wtf are u talking about u guys know fbi agents or what???
nah my dogs sleeping rn, and we all know fbi agents spy on you using high-tech camera contact lenses in your pets
I would feel sorry for any sad shmuck if they were assigned to monitor me. I'm a terribly boring person. Maybe their boss hates them? Yup, she's still watching silly crap on YT. Still sitting there. Oh, wait! She'sgettinganothercup of coffee! Yawn. They must have really f***ked up to deserve that.
Gah, Imagine being his children. "Where are you going son?" "No where." … "Why don't you sit down."
"Okay, at Sam's" "What did you do..."
“I didn’t do anyth-“ “Who did you kill..”
“NO ONE DAD” “Why don’t you explain the dead body in our backyard”
“That’s not a dead body it’s Samantha, she’s sleeping”
Eartha _ “she was tired she was sleeping” “So what is a girl doing at the house?”
Oh my god, this is going to help me understand so much during conversations
What a brilliant mind! Great interview.
“Crossing your arms is like a self hug” Me: *cries in lonely while crossing my arms*
oooohhh.... :(
Crossing arms is its cold, not blocking. Its like saying all bearded guys are called Richard.
A person going to the toilet in front of you while you talk means that you are talking cr*p.
What does it mean if a person who speaking to you stands on one leg, with two differenet shoes on, lots of sneezing with on the left half of a facial beard and big headphones playing rave music a high volume?
why dont the women just hold hands while talking
Imagine being in highschool about to take a girl out for a first date , you get to the door and this is her dad waiting to see into your soul .
And then you try to propose to her with flowers and her dad arrests you for being an European spy
Make sure there's nothing in your soul to see... LOL! Most fathers want to see inside your soul when you take their daughter out for a first date.
Dr. Cal Lightman🔥
@@zerocat888 lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Dude I love this behaviour psychology stuff it’s so interesting!
This gave me so much insight on reading someone's body language
Imagine having this guy as ur dad and u lie about where you were and he’s like “nope Ik ur lying ur foot was pointing North west”
I’d run away
You don't have to be agent to know ,that your kid laying to you !
@@mirjanavuletic4762 he was joking you absolute melon
😂😂😂
🤐😂
No one: Criminals that stumble upon this video: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN.
Bolt 😂👍🏻
Charles the French?
why do people keep exposing us?
Charles the French
@@hareemaziz8246 lmao i think
This was randomly recommended to me, and i'm glad it was. Very interesting video!!!
I've learned by observing my mom throughout the years that she's angry or upset or unsatisfied when she compresses her lips. Really helpful for me to be cautious and know what I did or say wrong😅
His body language tells me hes uncomfortable in that chair😂😂
😁😝😝😄😝😝
LMAOOO
I thought so too!!!!😅😅😅
I am the 1k like XD
That's what he wants you to think
god his children must’ve had such a hard time lying to him
Meet the parents 😂
Maybe they've become experts...
😂😂😂😂 Part of the job
🤣🤣🤣
He probably pretends not to know when they lie.
We need more of these!
Growing up in certain environments I can say that I do almost none of these. It’s crazy how much childhood experience can completely change everything about someone. My father is the passive aggressive type, who often guilt trips and then tries to brush it off and then tries to put something on you then brush it off and we’re always being sarcastic. theres mistrust in the relationship, constant lies and a rocky marriage. Picking up on his intentions and what he tries to do to me when he speaks. He uses vague language so I can never really hold something against him without sounding accusatory and angered. I haven’t figured out why, but I end up avoiding communication in every way. Im self aware of everything I say and do. This sounds like an edgy attention grabbing comment but it’s the truth. I don’t react when I find something to be repulsive, painful, hilarious, impressive, scary, or breathtaking. Its like my body is still, and I have to manually forge a reaction that fits what my thoughts were when I saw it so that people don’t think i’m ignoring them or that i’m just a rude person. The only behavior I notice myself doing is wiping sweats palms on my pants. This is all I have to say.
We are likely very different, but I really feel the same way sometimes. It may be worthwhile to try and get fully tested for ASD, often times this manifests with feelings of disconnectedness and/or self-isolation. Nearly always paired with extremely chronic over processing and an inability to just understand simple “human” communication.
@@LilB0pete ill look into it. Honestly its not a lack of social awareness or social confusion at all, I just struggle to express my emotions visibly and genuinely. Im well aware or maybe even abnormally aware of my own feelings and analytical of others. This is probably just a weird hobby but i really enjoy investigating and identifying the causes of peoples actions, something about being emotionally knowledgeable brings me satisfaction. I could call myself emotionally intelligent but im only 15 so claiming such things about myself is most likely not 100% true. I also dont have trouble with communications and anxiety, I just struggle to express genuine emotion. Fake stuff is easy
Dude got arrested by holding his flowers the wrong way lmao
No, he got caught by doing that. He got arrested for being a spy.
He held the flower as a weapon boys go get em
@@Zepen Did you watch the video? The former FBI agent said that the spy confessed.
【FLUX】 worst spy ever “You hold the flowers like a Russian” “Yes I’m a Russian spy, selling top of your national secrets to the highest bidder on the black market and to the Kremlin”
@@PunkerWithABoner Yeah the story seems pretty dumb, I mean there are tons of explanations he could use, also foreigners in USA are almost more common then the Americans themselves so it's such a nonsensical story.
Dude, this is confidential.
Sir.. Please return my loli manga.. please....
YOU'RE confidential!
When can I join 🖤
We've compromised.
No more russians
Interesting ending line there, since so many people in todays age almost never see people in reality.
Amazing vireo i really enjoy it. This video really helped me to understand the body language and after this video i try out some technique mentioned in this video and its working. After watching this video i really excited and i want to know more about this techniques because this techniques really help my career however i daily interacting with my clients so i have good knowledge in this techniques i can easily crack anything and also go for better result in my life. Finally thank you Wired for the informative video and i have a suggestion that adding some book related to this topic in this video its really worth and helpful for many of them.
Mark Twain was onto something, when he said "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt".
Agreed.. if you say so it's been said..
It was shakespeare who said it first in the merchant of venice
Good advice that the current president ought to have followed :D
Similar statement even in the Bible-Proverbs 17:28.
exactly
KZhead are you satisfied, I'm Sherlock Holmes now.
Lone Cyborg 295 likes no comments underrated comment because it’s true 👏🏼👏🏼😂
Yow Alita :D
LMAO! This is gold! 😂😂😂😂😂
The Robert Downey Jr. or the Benedict Cumberbatch one?
i dont know that sherlock is a cyborg
Self soothing: sitting on a chair with your right leg tucked under it pushing the tip of the shoe into the floor. Enjoys the pointed feeling of resistance.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="846">14:06</a> Idk why but I always love a story that includes statements like in the 70/80/90s etc.
Person : casually walking FBI agent : *Hes carrying a nuclear bomb and knows einstein last words*
Get him boys
Wait what ho- Who does?
Hands up! *Blows up*
@@datsovietnibbaasscomrade1254 the man who is casually walking, of course.
@@azaka3720 ohhh yes him yeah yeah its definitely him totally mhm get him mr. Fbi man yeah whoooo
Me going back to school as a more efficient liar.
*That's How Mafia Works!*
Love your pic. Shoto Todoroki is bae😜
Nanii??? wth are you doing here todoroki? ❤
Same lol
😂😂😂
You also find liars to be more aggressive when confronted in any way, as though they're offended to be questioned.
This guy keepes me awake.Great!
Spy in America: No one will know my true identity Flowers: ima bout to end this Mans whole career
Underrated
Whole career** not whole man**
*Man's whole career not whole man's career
i thought this is a beyond belief reference
@@wel88_ One entire full Mans.
Me: *coughs* FBI: Sir you're lying.
FBI: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
@@dingim.j9518 Hahah so true. 😂😂😂
This is how they cough in Eastern Europe!
Hahaha
@@cancelled_user The Baltic States. I know it is customary to name the 3 Baltic states, but I'm ending that trend right here.
Ty for clearing up misconceptions there's so many ideas out there but few correct info..
Omg i have his book. I found this vid today and never knew it was him. Pure gold
*blinks* “Yup, he’s a terrorist”
*FBI, OPEN UP*
Ultimate Warrior 😂😂😂😂dead
Blinks 4times a minute, yes he is a psycho killer!
Blinking a lot of times can also be Morse code..
😂😂😂
Imagine holding flowers wrong and then getting a SWAT team break through your door
He has right about the flowers.
I'm going to start carrying flowers that way now
@@LogicalEpi same XD
Epilogical yup 😂 same
Lolllll
He’s definitely someone who can make you admit everything just by his personality
Dude this is some useful information thanks wired for providing it at 0 cost😊
Opens mouth FBI: ur about to say something
Best comment I've seen so far
Yes, just yes.
Your profile pic is the reaction
lmfao hahahahahahaha
WRong....surprised pikachu meme
it must suck being this guy's children, he knows whenever they're lying
Big Green Tony maybe they advanced and are super lyers
my parents always knew when I was lying without FBI training XD kids are crap liars...
Kimmuryiel eh, not so true, I’m a middle schooler and my parents never know when I lie. At a sleepover one time me and my friends pranked my other friend and I pretended to be drunk by accidentally drinking beer and she believed me. My family always told me I’m s good actor. So not so true my dude
@@hyunjinsfluffyhair5558 wtf, why you wrote an essay
But they would also know when he's lying
It's about how they move, act, speak and react when you interact with them. It can also matter if and how they don't react.
I just ordered two of your books. Thank you.
FBI Agent: Handshaking is both necessary and essential in most cultures. Coronavirus: I’m about to end this guys whole career
lolololol
Coronovirus: let me introduce myself
This virus is certainly "equal opportunity".
Yeah I'm not shaking hands anymore. Think of all the microorganisms, and you don't know if the individual had washed their hands.ewww
Haha
someone: **scratches butt** us: WE FOUND HIM.
Yeah..hes on the screen
Nice one 😂
@Earth i see what you did there comrade
Has a seizure, well boys we got em
only good fed is a dead fed!
The most entertaining video I saw this year is probably this video
Thank you for bringing truth to this topic.
FBI agent: you appear to be breathing sir.. Me: *sweats*
😂
*don't breathe, that simple*
You appear to be sweating now sir.
you: *dies* me: you appear to be dead now sir.. sir??..
FBI agent: if she breathes... _she'sathot_
Me: Breathes FBI: Thats how they breathe in europe, hes a spy
LOL
Mirror face bruh i laughed so hard at this im a dork lmao
Mirror face 🤪 talk to my attorney🤪 Never talk ... Never self incriminate .
That's what I thought haha
The flower thing is right tho, we do that.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="64">1:04</a> "we are never in a state where we are not transmitting information" got chhiills dude
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="207">3:27</a> has the same energy has how kaz brekker found out the woman at his club had crossed the fold, based on the way she counted the money
You just know he tells that flower story at every dinner party and BBQ.
I would be pissed if I got caught because of the way I held some flowers lmao
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And also that's how you hold flowers everywhere in the world when you know water and sap have to go to the petals, and you want your flowers to last longer. It's not specific to eastern europe at all.
@@nicojar Exactly, in France it is common to do that
Me: *yawns* FBI Agent: “so you thought you’d get away with it huh?”
i just jawned by reading this comment
@@yatosan9217 i just yawned by reading your comment to his comment
@@yatosan9217 Juaned.
Lmao
@@yatosan9217 Hahaha I yawned by reading your comment. Hey, at least that means we are not psychopaths.
Wow, this was super interesting. I definitely learned a lot!
You've never been truly profiled, until you've flown El Al. Personally, I am grateful for their expertise and professionalism.
People with social anxiety: Joe: THEY SUS
Right... Lol
Loll
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Basically me
Wouldn't anyone be stressed and uncomfortable if they are talking with an FBI agent even if you have done nothing wrong?
Thats why they baseline you first. Ask you What's your name? How long you've lived here. Hobbies? Favourite place to eat? Shoot the breeze. Then see what's different when you throw in the Columbo questions.
If they played good cop bad cop
When i am close to police officers or a police station,i feel guilty for some reason even tho i did nothing bad 😂
@@venice7493 it's like walking out a shop without buying anything :D
@@venice7493 Same. It's nerve wracking
I didn't know he was also on KZhead, I read his book. Very interesting and very practicable
Loved the discounting of some myths but most of all I liked his cultural background knowledge of how people hold flowers. Use of cutlery is another marker. This guy knows his stuff.