Tim Dillon is a stand-up comedian and host of the popular podcast “The Tim Dillon Show”. You can see him live on his “American Royalty Tour” happening now across the country.
Tim Dillon returns to This Past Weekend with a bang, chatting with Theo about the Doordasher vs. homeless crisis, squatting in million dollar houses, why Tim wants to run for Governor of California, who they think could actually handle being president, where Tim wants to spread his mom’s ashes, and a conspiracy involving Whitney Cummings and Indian acting sensation Deep Roy.
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The best example of “yes, and” improv I’ve ever seen.
Time stamp?
0:00@@antonioornelas4256
@@antonioornelas4256 I think they were talking about the whole thing. They took off running right from the start.
@@MF22525yep, buddy might need a book for dummies
watch the tim dillon scuffed realtor episode with nick rochefort same vibe as this
These two are one of the few successful comedians that get their job on a podcast is to be funny, not to blow up each other's egos. So refreshing!
exactly and dont feel they have to be pc like most comedians or people in general
@@ng0519 I mean welcome to the party pal lol
@@ng0519you like them for the wrong reason if it’s because “they don’t care about being pc” I think they as well would think that’s a cringy reason to like them. They’re just funny. Comedy isn’t pc and never has been. They’re comedians
@@arlllllllllbst I agree
Or talk about how comedy works. IE Joe talking about the same comedians over and over again
You can tell Tim is kinda guarded on other podcasts.. but not with Theo. There’s a freedom to their conversations that is so refreshing .
"Here's the thing with the Door Dash people....earlier on I said you weren't human beings.... bygones - forget that." - Tim J. Dillon, an American Hero
Chemistry between them is unreal - Tim’s take on RFK and his wife had my dying😂
@@Outplayedqtwhat is MSSP?
She's always been cool like that. I went to HS with her.
@@JessicaSmith-yg9cnmat shane secret podcast
It would be nice if they collabotated in a monthly podcast. Called "This Past Month".
For real... I was so disappointed in Burr when he came on but Theo and Tim are gold.
The chemistry between these two is unreal. Absolutely hilarious
Speaking of chemistry, Inca children bound for ritual sacrifices were given the powerful ayahuasca drug before their death... Learn something new everyday!
@@iceman22m are you calling the inca pedophobic?racist!
disgusting truly
Comedic geniuses of our time.
99
This is legitimately one of the funniest or maybe the funniest podcast I've ever heard. These two both bring it on podcasts and put them both together, it's legit quality.
I honestly think this is the funniest podcast I’ve ever heard
This is a masterclass in improv and feeding off the other person to keep a conversation going
Turning him blue after mentioning James Cameron was genius 😂
Rick glassman
That alone got me to like the vid and that’s only 2 min in💀already know it’s goin to be a banger!
He literally said Avatar.
@@curlyb no shit Sherlock
@@Bantu4ever Just went right over your head eh? Have a good one Bantu4ever!
We all need this
No. No we don't.
Tim will go down as a legend
Amen
You do especially 😊 @@Electron42
Fr
The whole thing w/ Deep Roy squatting on/in Whitteny had me rolling on the floor.
They seem like the genuinely like eachother. Gave me some joy, thanks boys.
“David spade is the Ulysses S Grant of our time…” is wild 🤣🤣
😂😂😂I love these 2 together
just for going to mcdonald’s 🤣
Lol
😂 sure, why not lmao
When Tim repeated that he almost lost his shit lol
Can't wait for Theo's next podcast with a real life doordash driver.
dominos/pizza driver would be even better
YES!!
He will totally do it yall you know he will no lie hahah
They would need some kind of translation 😅
@@PODBOYADVANCEyou mean the dude Joey Diaz gave a schizophrenic break from edibles. Dudes busy out in the woods scaring his family bro
The chemistry between these two guys is unreal
These two on a podcast together every week would be a must watch.
Would ruin it. Don't want the cake all at once.
Theo would never get to talk
I'm a doordasher and I can 100% confirm that I feel like an "untouchable" when im dashing like Tim said lmao
I work at a literal trash heap. I get it
All DoorDashers in my city are Indian, so it was especially true for me.
His comment is on the society, not on you ! He does respect the hustle I am sure 🙏
@@mankypancakes Landfill work, pays but it truly is something NOBODY wants to hear about lol its literally a conversation killer but it actually is a fascinating place to spend time and watch it all operate, once you get past the smell I still have nightmares about that shit
Lol
The way Tim co-signs and adds to every ridiculous thing Theo says is awesome. Great episode
Right! These two are one of the few comedians that get their job on a podcast is to be funny, not to blow up each others' egos. so refreshing!
Tim is also down to co-sign for a subprime mortgage. The chances of the rates fluctuation are slim, you’d lose money if you didn’t buy that 3 million $ condo in the wishing well.
Ikr this combo was epic 💥💥💥😆😆
@@curtisnucmed🤣
I felt like he never let Theo finish a sentence.
Theo seems like a real man of the people, fame hasn't affected his tone yet and we should respect him for his humble restraint
1:53:33 Theo’s pitch up really shows how much fun he’s having
I love that each of them is giggling in anticipation of what the other is going to say 😂
They were definitely giggling like two little naughty boys.
I didn’t know Tim knew how to laugh and listen to others. Maybe they are gay for each other.
@@TheGhost2612000dude 😭 I think the first time I genuinely heard Tim laugh was his first appearance on Theo's podcast. Up until that point I was convinced he would only laugh at himself. I love seeing him crack because you know he respects Theo as a comedy force
@@timothyalan34 Yeah I always thought he was a narcissist. I don't watch him for that reason, but this is a nice side of him. It isn't all about him.
This episode might get deleted by the radical left.
One of life’s greatest pleasures is watching Theo Von riff with another comedian for two plus hours. Even more so when it’s a master of riffing like Tim Dillon.
Master of abusing his co host
@@Swoozy585dude get over it lmfao tim’s hilarious. you’re missing out on this dudes comedy cuz you miss a laughing track.
@@jakecameron5057 i love tim still watch but ben added more than a laugh. ben's actually funny, that being said the show did move on fine w/o him.
Tim's off the cuff riffing is unmatched lol
cry more@@Swoozy585
Ive listened to the deep roy bit like 30 times . Just… amazing.
We NEED to have Tim Dillon Theo radio show in GTA 6😂
Oh this only the 6,000th comment to suggest this. How many of you losers are playing video games all day? And you are excited for this GTA6? You're looking forward to it? Go get chased by the police for real Mr. soft hands.
For real !!! 😂
I door dash and almost choked to death on my lunch laughing at that segment. Absolutely brilliant. Dashers treat each other as untouchables when we're waiting on food in a restaurant together, too 😅
Rise up 💪
You mean you nearly choked to death on somebody else’s lunch!
@@Danthamanfowler beat me to it
check on the peoples bro 😂 it’s on you
@9:20 is hilarious
The scenarios these 2 kept going on were killing me. Deproy pretending to be Whitney's baby had me dying 🤣
Whitney giving birth should be illegal
I was listening to it thru my ear bud, walking thru Walmart & thru all of that discussion I'm crying. 🤣🤣 I just know people thought I was crazy. 🤷♀️😂🤣 They are just so funny, the laughs come & the tears flow. Lol.
@@likearollingstone007transphobe
😂😂
@@likearollingstone007 You're just sad that a woman is not only better than you at life, but also more successful at it as well
“Pocket Full of Humus” should be the name of Theo’s next tour or special 58:16
These two cracking up. Made me laugh. It so rare to see people just laughing. 😂
Tim: “you don’t need ayahausca” Theo: “I just came back from a ceremony” 😂😂
Theo also done the ketamine thing, talks about it on Rogan
@@vladtaut6255I felt bad watching Theo kinda eat shit on his own pod twice lol. Rolled with it well though.
@@vladtaut6255 he was messing around. Why do you guys just not laugh and keep it pushing? Thanks for the update though but that’s not the point of my comment.
good for him
18:00
Theo’s hair is looking absolutely impeccable in this episode, shout-out to the landscaper maintaining that follicle fountain
That God damn Follicle Fountain is Flowing
😂
💯
lolol sounds like some word-poetry that Theo would come up with..
He be lookin like my mom in 1999😂
Ya know, I’m going to share this everywhere. You guys could literally take this whole banter sesh between you two on the road! The two of you just flow so effortlessly! What is cool is it feels authentic. Do hard to find these days. I AM CRY LAUGHING (this is the good kind of lol) - watching you guys just banter. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This was nonstop. Just two friends making each other laugh and it happens to be hilarious. This was great!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen either of them laugh so hard, so often, OR so genuinely before. This is an immediate all time episode!
Especially Tim
Tim said on insta he’s never laughed more on a pod
They didn't really talk about anything
@@ieradossantoshey pal you just blow in from stupid town?
@kevinblue1976 Hobo's having mental support gorillas doesn't count
The way Tim just rolls with the crazy things Theo is amazing
They need to have their own show together but just one episode a month and let them go as long as they want. Sometimes it’ll be 2 hours sometimes it’ll be 8
I think the most evident part of this is 1:47:44 Start here and listen for 37 seconds or so 🤭🫣
That's what's annoying sometimes about the other guests they keep trying to figure him out instead of going along with the bit
And sometimes they just sit there, look at each other without saying a single word for 8 minutes, then shake their heads in disbelief, kiss each other and just leave.
@@Murdock92188 weird that you specify 37 seconds because that cuts off another example of Tim rolling with it perfectly.
Chris Farley David Spade duo vibes
Dude this was 2 hours of pure hilarity. Even topped the Gillis podcast. Theo, Dillon, and Gillis are on 🔥
25:21 ahahahahaaha🤣🤣🤣 “it’s like a sitcom where she’s a funny bubbly person and the CIA killed his whole family”🤣🤣🤣 I almost stopped breathing laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i did an honest to god spit take at that exact moment
Why doesn’t he trust the government 😂
🎵”come and knock on our dooooor”🎵
"Well, Sirhan is here" 1:59:44🤣🤣
@@kevinblue1976😂😂😂
"WHITNEYS BABY IS REALLY XFILES ACTOR DEEP ROY" i. am. fuckin.dead.
I was laughing so hard at this
@@johnhoover6279 I am at work and burst out laughing XD
they did my brown boy wrong 🤣
I've watched this episode like 6x. It's so funny. Tim and Theo are great together.
They feed into each others energy almost perfectly. This is one of my favorite TPW episodes 100%
"he battled a homeless guy for a series of nuggets he had ordered" lmaooo
Series of nuggets wtf😂😂💀
“I did it for you Farley”
12:55
He was saying this at the moment I was reading your comment, that was great
Me too to the T lol…that’s the only reason I made note of the time
“Murderers have gotten so advanced with ambiance and production.” Omg had me crying laughing. 😂
I’ve had an unending laugh since about 5-10 minutes in. If it’s not one things it’s another … these two are absolutely magical together
I swear I almost had a heart attack from the laughs
Can you time stamp this
Welcome to Memphis!
Theos random grin when speaking is what I look out for
The level of on the spot creativity between these two is insane. Tim is so quick no matter what Theoism comes his way.
Seeing Tim laugh like this is a true gift.
They are both deeply sad and wish they could leave the planet so it really is a gift as you say, 🙏
This is just LeBron and Dwyane Wade throwing alley oops to each other
when legitimate comedians get to do a podcast together it rocks (as opposed to building their podcast empire and bringing on lame celebs(no offense(hey another parenthesis)))
Tim Dillion is more like a bill Lambier
Or pippin and Jordan 😂
For real it was a 2.5 hour bit that kept going
damn this spot on. d wade is Tim for obvious reasons, theo is Lebron with that fake ass hairline lol
That Capital One bit was FANTASTIC. Such a great episode!
These two say the most bizarre things and turn into an actual conversation where I think im actually learning something. 😂😂
Tim Dillion trashing the ketamine therapy and Theo not saying he had done it and going along with it was so funny
Theo is a weak minded person
i feel bad for theo cause he literally said " i just got back from it (doing ayuahsca)" and then tim proceeds to say its for drug addicts and ketamine too which youve pointed out theo also does. seems like tim doesnt get the actual benefitial things offered that theo recieved from the substances. thats okay tho tims just a person whos never seen beyond the veil.
@@PrimeTonysElbows If you think theo overcoming his depression and the sadness he had over his late father is weak minded then i think youre pretty weak minded. If i lost my father at such a young age and was struggling with it for 30 years i would do anything to help my soul and thats what theo did.
I knowww this was my thoughts exactly this dude so not self aware
Someone's depth of logic depends on their depth of analytics
Glad there’s somebody who can make Theo laugh like he makes us all laugh. He deserves it
Hopefully he doesn't cry on this episode
@@armandocarranco8265what’s wrong with crying?
thats such a weak thing to say wow youre such a .......... its amazin
@@jwcatalano3867 nobody wants to watch a grown man cry
@@nordics834 cry about it lil moma
I loved this man you guys have such a great back and forth
These two going back and forth is like a comedy atom bomb dropping and killing all of us. 😂😂😂
Tim Dillons commitment to Polo is dope.
Biggest Brand Ambassador since Chief Keef
He’s diamond handing that polo
Are Tim Dillon and Patrice Louvet a couple?
Someone needs to tell Tim that Walmart now sells polo. He deserves better! Send Tim a Givenchy sweater or something 😂
I went through that phase too. Lol
Tim Dillon has to be one of the most based people who happens to also be a comedian, such good takes
and gayest
You commented 5min after the episode posted. Youre either a bot or a simp
@@trel9388he’s gay?
@@Kxidence you didn't know?
@@Kxidence anti woke gay. The best kind.
The way I rewatch this episode over and over just to die of laughter is wild
This should be a monthly collab
1:45:28 “it’s almost like she’s a dad” with a straight face was so impressive and I hollered
No one else is commenting this 😂. Made me laugh so hard
I’m crying after hearing this 😂🤣
I was like what? The whole caitlin spiel was delusional
@@RonPlatzI think that was the point. Like he loves it for the fact of comedy is why he supports it. Just the idea of it is hilarious
I was just watching Theo not getting that joke and scrolled down to see if it's mentioned in the comments 😆
24:45 Tim: I wanted to leave my mother ashes in Hawaii after the fires Teo: You can't bring sand to the beach 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Right. My comment too. Definitely the funniest part of the podcast for me.
Damn it I missed this ima go back and listen omggg
Sand to the beach in reference to Tim’s Mother’s Ashes is crazy!
Undoubtedly the best two comedians to banter together lol
Tim and Theo are a hilarious magic combo of off the cuff improvisation! I laughed so hard I thought i would get a hernia. 😂 ❤ Theo singing "Blue Moon" and Tim bringing up Deep Roy every 5 minutes..💀
The deeproy bits were golden. These two need to do more together. They bring out the funniest elements in each other.
Those bits were actually really stupid. And they had me laughing like an idiot.
@@chanty2192stupid things are the funniest things.
I can confirm Whitney DOES have amazing breasts
Tim Dillon speaks for the American People
being fat and white is part of it
And eats for the American people
@@petehaglund8840 he’s earned it when the time comes he can have my rations
The People’s Pig 🫡
@@petehaglund8840Bigga please
This is what a conversation should be like on a podcast. I love it 😂
Missed rhis when it came out a couple of months back... what a happy surprise! 🙂
Theo's randomness tangents are matched perfectly with Tim's excessive puns. These two should go on tour together.
yes!!!!!
Puns? Please name these excessive puns.
@@show_me_your_kittiesHe can't 😂 he's an average idiot who doesn't understand language and critical thinking. Tim doesn't use excessive puns. He just does what he does at a genius level. That's why him and Theo are legendary shit shooters.
Tim's doing a tour, I will see him in April
@@show_me_your_kittiesI don't remember Tim ever using a pun lmao
bro the doordash bit SENT ME 🤣🤣 "and in stead of just taking the burrito and saying thank you, he goes i'm going to kill you now" 3:54
Don’t forget the garden speakers playing “there goes my hero” in the flowers 🤣
I love the idea that gig economy workers are America’s untouchables 😂
This episode is perfect
You two have the best chemistry 😂 you just play off each other so well. Hilarious lol. Love you both!
70 days sober from alcohol. It is possible. I never thought I'd think this way. Thanks for keeping me smiling and laughing Theo! GANG
Hellyea brother, u got this🫡
106 here! Good job
Letsgooo
Wyd instead?
Drink up! Time to celebrate! 70 days is great try to get 70 again
I died when the camera went back to Tim after mentioning Avatar and he was blue 😂
Time stamp please?
@@jadesurber20512:16:09
Thats when i knew to spark my bowl...💨
@@jadesurber2051like right at the 2min mark
@jadesurber2051 it's literally in the first 10 seconds of the interview. Fix your attention span
We need more of you guys together great pod can't wait for the next
These two together are the best. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!!!
I love how they build on each others wild fantasies. They’re the perfect match.
But with pure truth bombs also 😆
Theo and Tim looking like a couple of rascal flats, and also simultaneously like Subaru Lezzies in Colorado
Few sounds are as pleasurable as Tim fighting his absolute hardest not to lose his shit. It's the authenticity we all thirst for. I love hearing both of them trying their hardest to bury their humor. Such a special thing.
Love you and Gotcha. Yall 2 are killing it.
"sometimes they get killed" I literally spit my drink out my mouth of laughter LOL
Shane, Mark, Tim, and Theo are the best in it right now.
I'd say Bert, Tom, Ari and Tony hinchcliff 😎* schaub
Jkjkjkjkjk
@@kiserschausi would hope you’re joking
@@smokedoutpositivesquad9463 I was thinking of the polar opposites
Chris d Elia is actually very funny in a group! He’s quick & laughs at others jokes👍
The best comedy combo on podcasts
I been rewatching the heck outta this. Hilarious!
Tim talks about bringing his mother's ashes to Hawaii n Theo says, "Oh yeah ya can't bring sand to the beach" 😹😹😹
The moment where Tim almost laughed calling Whitney a “good mom” nearly killed me 😂😂😂
I think this is about the 5 time this episode has just automatically played while I’m doing something else and I laugh every time I ❤ these 2 lunatics
This is the only poscast I've ever purposely watched three times (so far) in my life. What an amazing interaction, and such a fun hang
This felt like two buddies brainstorming ideas for the funniest movie script in 2024. Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Tim Dillon knows how to do a this past weekend interview, he needs to be a regular
No. ..... that's how u wear shit out... I know next they should do a podcast together right?
@@user-gj6ej7jm3qliterally. these should be a novelty not something they do every week. tim already has his own pod
@@user-gj6ej7jm3q sheesh it's not that serious bro
@@user-gj6ej7jm3qCALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!! TAKING EVERYTHING SO SERIOUS!!!!! 4 REALSIES
Best podcast I've listened to in a long time
These 2 are like peaches and cream. Perfect. To be real though I saw Theo and Mike Perry and that was unreal as well, Theo’s a cool fkn dude man,
This may have been the BEST chemistry I've ever seen from either of them with anyone else. This reminds me of being lit with my friends and balling ours eyes out laughing for hours at each other's observations. I'd say this one should go in the vault for both of them.
❤😂🎉😢😮
Although Brendan is a turd, him and Theo had great chemistry especially early tfak and kats days. Theo is also amazing with Bobby Lee. But yes, this episode they hit it off early and never stopped. Hilarious show
Theo and Adam Devine were great too
Yeah, they should've started makin' out. Bro it up homie!
them goin on a door dash rant then tim instantly sayin *"it's the one i normally use"* got me so good
Tim’s the best. And Theo is right, there’s a book called bull 💩 jobs that’s about how the government creates these jobs to keep us poor and maintains the current broken system of finance capital. Meanwhile Nancy Pegrossi is raking in millions from aipac (Israel) for funding a genocide. Something is definitely wrong with this system and we are just sheep. We need Trump back asap 2024 because he knows the system is rigged.
Theo is 💯 right. There’s a book called bull s#$* jobs and it’s about how the government creates these jobs to keep people poor. Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi is raking in millions from aipac to kill women and children. We need Trump back, at least he says out loud the system is rigged. 2024 bring it on.
"I see people in the lobby and im like, alright?, so what?"
Slowly watching Theo become a better interviewer and Podcaster over the past few years is beautiful. He's definitely more comfortable and has a flow.
I loved that they kept running with the Deep Roy gag. So fucking hilarious!
The way they kept bringing up DEEP ROY was the most hilarious thing ever! 😂😂
Deep Roy is a legend to us Indians, one of the first to make it Hollywood. But you’re right it was fucking hilarious. 😂
@@jayd2818 Nice. My favourite roll of theirs is from the Never Ending Story....riding that racin' snail!
@@jayd2818LMAOOOOO LOVE IT
"At what point....did you realize your infant child was actually DEEP ROY?" 😂
the best yet been watching few months 😂
These two just never stop. This is gold comedy podcasting. This could have been a set all on it's own.
The “We need more blacks. That’s what we need” followed by dead silence, straight up killed me 😂 1:48:00
The silence is the real thing we need pertaining to that. We need less black on black/everyone crime .
no we don't
1:48:00 found it… I died
…..over all.
Tim's waiting for Theo to elaborate and Theo's like that's it. That's the statement. The more you watch it the funnier it is. Thanks for the time stamp!
Theo Von + Tim Dillon = pure gold
Idek what I’m listening too right now😂 the span of different conversations are insane
The whole interview went off the rails in the 1st 5 minutes; holy crap this was hilarious!