America's Wars Speedrun
THE BATTLE OF THE AGES.
THE ULTIMATE SPEEDRUN.
USA VERSUS… EVERYBODY.
That’s right ladies ‘n gents. In one corner wearing the red white ‘n star-spangled blue, it’s the USA!!! In the other corner it’s… A bunch of the people he’s fought over the past two hundred-ish years.
What’s crazy though, is that’s not even CLOSE to all the conflicts the USA has been in. We’d need like ten whole minutes to cover something like that, and it still might not be enough! So many wars, so many battles…
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America is like "I don't like losing so I leave the fight before I lose"
Actually fits lol But again, they can leave because they are the ones attacking, the defending ones don't have that option without much more to lose.
Tbf last time they left the fight they lost simply for leaving
Which it looses
America lose in 1812 to 1815 war between Great britain they leave this war .In this time they conquered India Subcontinent
@@aayushsinghthakuri9256 the americans don't want to admit they lost
I like how he doesn’t defeat Vietnam, he just leaves
he did the same thing with iraq and the mujahidee- I mean the Taliban, it's like USA: ah shit, we're 99% beaten, i guess it's time to dip
US did lost the vietnam war indirectly but they withdrew before the South surrendered lol
What? We won Vietnam dude (Y'all don't have a sense of humor and it shows)
@@GreeseMonkie1998 how?
@@GreeseMonkie1998 you don’t win a war if you fail your objectives.
Britain “we are United!” Also Britain *punches france*
That's just how the british and the French said "hello neighbor" to each others then.
The French, Spanish, and Dutch helped the Colonies during the Revolution
You mean Vietnam?
British?
Yes
1812 America to Britain: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
"I didn't lose, I merely failed to win!"
A man of oversimplified culture i see
Im winning just in the other direction
Thats still losing where I'm from we don't hide our losses
Oversimplified
Dude uncool
America litteraly invented rage quitting
lmao that tradition is now carried over to gaming 🤣🤣🤣
yes america the land of sterotipplaicly entiteled pratiots
Wait…..Sht your right😂
@@notsuper69fr
I felt the curiosity 😵💫
Vietnam : you’re going to die America: NOT IT America: *jumps*
“I win” while being airlifted by a helicopter
Was anyone else expecting a nuke at Japan? 💀
Bro💀💀💀
everyone was
I was
me
It's one of the most notorious events in history so...yeah...
The classic "bad guys waiting their turn instead of swarming the protagonist" cliche.
Yes indeed
The classic formula where Villains never win 🥂🗿
The "bad guys"
The third law of anime ninjitsu, each side must have the same amount thus more people makes it more spread out (butchered to hell) Also uncoordinated fighting at least with swords, (don’t know if hand to hand follows the same rules) is harder then 1 v 1
You could handwave it as a pride thing, only THEY think they’re worthy enough to defeat the hero.
bro displayed 2 global conflicts in 8 seconds
Only real Chad’s will remember America’s early war with Tripoli
Yep with the Barbary pirates
Bruhhh
@@imjustalibyanwhomakeseditswe kicked some filthy ottoman ass
The only real gigachads will remember what America did to Mexico Africa and middle east
And they pay tax for 29 years
How to not lose: "Retreat before you lose"
America didnt pull out of nam because we were going to lose, we pulled out because the populace was sick of sending teenagers to die in wars that are none of our business.
True!
It's actually a strategy used for various reasons It's better to lose only land then lose land and everything else that you ever worked for
@@SAMAYDOSTDAR and it a best step when you lose
We just got bored
As a vietnamese farmer I can confirm, in the middle of the fight America left
Shut up 🤫 America 🇺🇸 is capable as for then to wipe your country out of map 🗺
Yeah, that is true
Yes true
Due to public opinion we negotiated a treaty and pulled out which we shouldn't have because a lot of innocent people died to the people that took over, if we stayed we would've won
@@levicarpenter5509 yeah sure, but we didn't win. That's like saying, "I would've won if I wasn't lagging, bro!"
America is like one of those people who turn the game off when they know they’re gonna lose this is the first time I got a lot of likes
As a Canadian, i know the war of 1812 ended in a peace treaty and no one won
You guys did kinda burn down the White House
*the civil war has left the chat*
He would just stab himself
@@Heythebrodyboy I mean technically the CSA was a separate country from the USA so it could have been included
Vietnam war ledt the chat
@@muhammadfathir956 did you not watch the video?
@@Heythebrodyboy so suicide?
Bro pulled the middle finger off them💀💀
Yea 💀
💀💀💀
“So you can either say pulled the middle finger or flipped off” Commenter: *why not both?*
@@J8DENTHECANADIAN- 239+ likes and you are the only somewhat intellectual who brought this up. It is sad how everyone in the KZhead comments section is terrible at spelling and/or grammar.
They’re called the The *Middle* East for a reason💀
That one Canadian: wI rEmEmbEr wHen tHe wHitEhoUsE got BurNed…
Cry about it
@@OwnittEditsdon't forget we burned torento to the ground loser
Americans:AmErIcA iS ThE GrEtEsT oF AlL TiMe The fact that is stole land from Mexico and killed any Mexican who try’s entering America and booming the heck out of the Middle East and Africa is crazy
@@OwnittEditsdamn
@@OwnittEdits we should annex canada and show our smug neighbors to the north that we are the true smug neighbors!
I love how when it's time to attack Spain, the whole scene just becomes roman.
World war 1 to world war 2 transition is fire
USA lost to Vietnam and Iraq☕🗿
@@_TGB_o they didn’t necessarily lose. They just retreat if they don’t win
@@dripbacon1925 hmnn...☕🗿
@@dripbacon1925 How many times do I have to explain to the world that don't win means lose?
I know right
Bro fr left the fight in the vietnam war☠️
> the taliban can't possibly take over that quickly > leaves > 2 weeks later: **undo 20 years of work**
Lol😂
I love how he doesnt even throw a punch at vietnam he just leaves.
Yeah, even tho America did a crap loads of bombing, The communist side of Vietnam just didn’t give up so the Americans dipped.
USA against great powers: 💪😎 USA against small groups: 😵💀
America has proven time and time again, if they can't achieve their objective in a short time. Then even against a "small" nation, US would eventually leave/kicked out even though the war hasn't technically ended.
But he cant win againt one guy in Southeast Asia
💀
@@SUS_S666 That one guy = Vietnam
I guess those people in big countries don't work (or should I say fight) together like we do (I'm from Vietnam).
Bro just flew away from the fight. (At least his face is been slice by a sickle).
Just like in Vietnam and Afghanistan
we DiDN't LoSE iT Was A StRaTeGIc PuLLouT
The campaign was making gains . . . Until we lost public support. To be fair, they were sending thousands of men to hell. And I would just like to apologize for the war crimes we committed. (This goes for both wars)
@@Usonan-Foderation2016 yeah a pulllout which led to the loss of 8 trillion dollars worth of weapons 😂🤣
@@Usonan-Foderation2016 We weren't forced to surrender we didn't want to keep fighting
America really dare to fight his own father
And yet he still managed to win
Vietnam : So You Fight Me A- US" im out
The perfect loop doesn't exis-
Aaast
Welp IT EXISTS 😅
@@louvenoct lol that's the joke gone over from your head😅
Man shut up the joke is dead we have heated it millions of times get a new joke
npc comment
USA everytime they're losing a war: *aight ima head out*
I see you nearly everywhere I also approve Omori
Well they weren’t losing in Iraq Afghanistan or Vietnam, they were winning a war and left because public opinion. They straight up won in Iraq held the line in Afghanistan and Vietnam was a cluster fuck. Despite the absolute disaster that was Vietnam the US still destroyed the northern offensive ability during the Tet Offensive and then left anyway because public opinion was so bad.
@@captainrev4959 nope Vietnam won,Vietnam do the insane when against USA and their alies and get independence
@@captainrev4959 Some people never understands us. Like, a person wouldn't think that a small country could have struck a B52 before they truly see Vietnam.
@@captainrev4959 pffftttt vietnam just abused their surroundings and also disguised like the citizens and the vietnamese fighters are insane imo
But Canada lite the white house on 🔥 in the 18s😏🇨🇦
Wow my homeland did america rage quitted (After the video) America:#%@!??!!??!?%#####
Vietnam just forgot to use it’s talking trees
And Vietnam didn't hear Korean in its lakes.
@@jiyakuches220 and Korean cant distinguish who is Vietcong and who is civilians
@@jiyakuches220 South Korean soldiers are only good at killing civilians to report their achievements. When they met the Viet Cong, they were very scared. Viet Cong took revenge on South Korean soldiers very cruelly for killing civilians
@@jiyakuches220 Korean Soldier : *Shoot inconcent civilians* YEAH !!! IAM THE BEST !!! 70 SOUTH KOREA SOLIDERS CAN KILL 200 VIETCONG !!! HAHAHA !!!! Vietnam : Yeah ... But I have the North 😊 South Korea : ☠️
@@jiyakuches220but south korea lose
The Philippine-American War (1899-1903) has left the chat.
There's also the literal fucking civil war missing lol (Deadliest war in US history, and where the second usually censored flag comes from. I'm talking about the Confederacy)
Ye iknow
@@celavetex Fr
@@celavetex and how does it represent it? stabbed himself?
Iraq and Taliban and Terrorist kicked America Ass
Jesus whoever made this did insanely well
The america never lose, they just always leave before lose of win
Bro taught me more history than my school
ME TOO LOL
Same cause vietnam,and war on terror
Wrong history because the US didn't exactly lose to the Taliban they inflicted heavy casualties on them they just couldn't find a stable government for Afghanistan.
@@brexil4133 nah it's cause we retreated for no reason a little more pressure and we would've won
Finally! Mexico appears again! I hope he appears more often
True
IM MEXICAN
The Mexican empire, Mexico had already appeared
@@nachitosuswho asked
We might get my best friend USA witch is the us wanting lithium from Mexico and threatening to invade.
Philippine American war left the chat
Truee
thats what the American Spanish war is cause America fought against the Spanish who owned the Philippines and Cuba and Guam which we got all
@@techturd1519 You do know they were fighting against the First Philippine republic and not the Spanish empire right
@@user-hv2kz6gx9e well they fought against the Spanish navy in that area and but they did fight against the Philippine i think he didnt include them because they weren’t recognized as independent
🇺🇸: you don't have me now hehehehehe🇷🇺: you Noob USA🇹🇷:ur soo you Noob right? 🇲🇽: you 2 guy is noob and lol
Technically america lost Vietnam war Edit: wow my first 100 like in a single comment i feels impressive
Wasnt really a loss, they left to make the hippies shut up Besides it was a useless war
not even technically they completely lost (in my opinion)
@@hoovyandpoland not in your opinion they did lose
Vietnam is a capitalist country, with a relatively free market a major us ally and strategic partner. We didn't beat the commies out of vietnam, we bought them out.
Technically South won cause the Nam in Vietnam means South in English Edit: Jeez it was just a Joke
Bro said "runner" in the most respectful way possible 😂
u also forgot where they didnt add philippines as a support since philippines carried the fight but with the americans technology in the yultong war the k vs nk
the gulf war: we realy want American intervention did we
American left the game :
Vietnam: Yeah, that's not how i remember it. Afghanistan: Yeah, i think someone needs a history refresher.
Well vietnam won but after that they seemed kinda neutral
@@mtudVietnam is now very US Aligned because their biggest neighbor wants to turn them into a puppet state (China tried after we left. They got the same treatment). We're actually chums nowadays.
@@mtudi mean, since the war, the usa and vietnam are pretty neutral if not slightly pals because of their common enemy, china
Tf u talking about America beat the shitt out of both of those country’s
This is how Americans think their war record is.
I mean technically it’s true even in conflicts like Vietnam the US military did fine.
I don’t think the creator is even American
@@YenNguyen-mg5ty huh?
@@Infiltrator_ bro how would the US military fight an invisible enemy? exactly, they didnt even want to intervene and the public was against to join the vietnam war anyways
@@Infiltrator_ but still lost.
*American Civil War leaves the chat*
Underrated comment
We still won the civil war
"You've beaten us before, America." **shows Vietnam**
The war was crazy
Finally I saw my country ❤🇮🇶❤️
did America really lose the Gulf war? google told me that they win.
@@agorman1341 Will we win alot of time but we lose at the end because 39 country was attack us and we was Alone
@@agorman1341that didnt show the gulf war though, it showed the 2003 invasion by george bush
@@boranates1320 oh
@@agorman1341yes, America absolutely kicked their ass in the first war with HW Bush as president. They went in and had it won within two months. They won second war in 2003 pretty quickly, but didn’t have a good enough plan for what to do with Iraq once it fell. So we won the war and took out their government, but unfortunately we didn’t know what to replace it with and that’s why there’s been a lot of terrorist problems there ever since. Multiple terrorist groups are trying to take it over. So technically, America beat them twice and literally ended their country😂 that government doesn’t exist anymore because America took it out.
*Cuts Austria in Half* Hungary: I guess I exist
America at the end: pulls up middle finger Me: he is now savage
'Murica didn't pull out the middle finger on Iraq and friends💀
He did 💀
killing 1 million citizens just for oil kinda sonds like it
Bro yeeted out of the fight with Vietnam even faster than speed of light💀
I would say most of these wars that we left in the middle of were morseo stalemates, since we weren’t really losing but we didn’t gain much ground either and so it was pointless. Also citizens in America protested many of the wars we fought and so we were pressured to end them abruptly
I guess the admin forgot that in ww1 Austrian empire was the austro-hungary empire...
They still used the Austrian Empire flag in the country
Can you make an countryball animation of how USA got his independence from the UK? I would be so happy if you do that :D
Dude, how is America winning so many wars? Me: its god damn America
Because they have good geography and many allies
For multiple reasons. One of them is that it’s a large country, with A LOT of resources.
America is the continent not the country
America on it's way to lose a war against literal rice farmers:
@@ensnrndjdjwiejedndnrne2780 true and usa is the only country that’s actually haven been forsaken it as a continent
Bro really used the ultimate weapon
We didn't lose Vietnam and Afghanistan...we pulled out before we lost! CHECKMATE
Talibans and Vietnam: Till this day His still a Coward
Laughs in napalm
@@nonbigbrain9662 laughs in 60k american losses
@@nonbigbrain9662 laugh in inflation in USA and the fact that US used more weapon and still lose
@@thienquoc5790 *laughs in 1.700.000 vietnam losses*
@@thienquoc5790 laughs in 1 million Vietnamese?
How boxers learn history:
bro thinks he’s the boxer rebellion💀
Yes because boxer's have swords helicopters and fought in an ancient collossuem.
@@SouthMexicobro thinks he's the brother of Jesus 💀
Damn America has some moves
America: winning all these battles and wars. Canada: “im bouta’ end this whole man’s career”
Canada really wouldn’t stand a chance against american
@@ConnorCongiusta *ahem** war of 1812 *ahem**
I love the way Mr Spherical teaches us history, it's really entertaining! 👏
How is this teaching history? This is below the bare minimum of knowledge
North Vietnam left the chat
Technically South won cause the nam in Vietnam means South apparently
THAT IS NORTH VIETNAMEESE FLAG
1965: Red flag + yellow star = North Vietnam
@@vietnamcountryball5600so south vietnam is the true vietnam >:)))
Drugs won't effect my baby The baby :
America didn't won the war in Vietnam and he'd dodged the bullet in Afghanistan.
USA really just beat Mexico with one left hand 💀
America successfully exfilled
Lol
America evolution is so many wars
I like how America says bring it then later runs away.
I’ve literally only seen Mexico in a video two times and there both YT shorts
Lol yeah
America is like” I don’t like losing, so leave the fight before I lose”
The US was not losing in vietnam or the wars in the middle east
USA left Vietnam due to the peolple protesting. Had that never happened Vietnam would've been fucked. And if you think they were getting railed before, America can wipe them off the map if they want to and they can't do shit about it.
@@sirbacon1617 yes because America left the war , what a coward 💀
Didn't Philippines and US have their own revolution war thingy?
Worlds best record for the Americans to speedrun the war 🇺🇸🗿🔥🔥
Only Asia can teach Amurika a lesson.
Not really, the US nuked Japan, pushed North Korea all the way back to their capital during the Korean Conflict, invaded China to establish forced trade centers along with France and Britain in the 1800s, the US forced Japan to open up to western nations and trade with them in the 1800s. The only country they didn't win against was Vietnam because the generals were stupid and the trees were unbeatable.
Then tell me why the Vietcong lost every battle against the US? You do understand that the US withdrew from Vietnam because the Paris peace accords ended the war? And the war started up again after the treaty was broke however by that time the US was already gone and It didn’t continue aiding the south. Tell me why the Korean War ended with the south thriving and gaining more ground in the end? Militarily Asia has not thought the US a lesson in the sense you’re implying.
@Infiltrator_ 9423 Plus the United States absolutely destroyed Japan who was conquering all of Asia
@@Peter.S616 because Japan despite being a tiny island was also fighting against China and Soviet Union. You guys seem too much proud for a battle of 3 on 1
@@siratshi455 Japan feared the Soviets the most of any other country and even when the Soviets entered they immediately lost because they didn’t have enough troops to defend Manchuria anyway They’re also not a tiny island, and China was in a civil war (like 2) and constant internal conflicts for probably 100 years or at least not having a good time
I want a game about it.
"Oh you'll be back" is crazy
You forgot to add American civil war. I would love to see a no no America ball😊😊
I like how more people are "updating" the AH flag after the wikipedia controversy.
lmao is that really a controversy 😅
@@maYTeusyep lol
Which controversy? :o I only found that one about the false Vatican City Flag
@_jpg Wikipedia had the "two crowns" Austria-Hungary flag marked as "official" for years when it was never given that status. So, loads of people used that flag when talking about Austria-Hungary. When the black and yellow bicolor was used more often.
@NewsReel History Didn't know that, thanks ^^
Literally nobody - USA being Goku!
Facts
I think America did pretty well even until the end
When Usa put the sword down he looked like a real warrior
Now I can know how to speedrunning American war 😂
We definitely won the gold war -a Iraqi guy that lives in the comments
I'm iraqi too
Gold war fire ong
@@Rip_van_winkle99 yea atleast I am not a whole contry that there natives is jsut European imagants
@@Rip_van_winkle99 bro liked his own comments ☠️
@@BuiltSimilarG what about it ?
The fact that Vietnam won is just humiliating for some reason
This is me everytime I lose a game I just leave before I loose
My guy watched the video on the real Austro-Hungarian flags.😂
Yeah
Thank you
I just love these situations when old papa america tries to win by retreating in the best situation just to play the role of the entire circus sain that they won.
We won militarily in our imperialism operations, we just can’t form a real government in the area. Take for example how we fucking obliterated the Taliban and ISIS but the only reason we were in both of those wars for so long is because we couldn’t help the government under attack form a proper government, we did just fine against the terrorist groups and they only came back after we dipped because of how incompetent we are at assisting other governments in building themselves up
Amrican soldiers be like chargeeeeeee. Soldier: oh no we are gonna lose Helictoper driver : we. Neeed to runnn
America: doesn’t lose but is just the teammate who rages quits seconds before the loss
Vietnam: I WON.
USA:nope you not win,I retreat -I khnow I can win-
لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله 🇮🇶
I lost my braincells
Im surprised Vietnam didn’t use the Lorax against America after how much trees they fucked up
Americas Victory sign is to show the Middle finger 💀
Vietnam:Let's see if you can beat us when were united! Britain And France:
Afghistan + Vietnam + Irag + Britain + France + N*zi Germany + Imperial Jalan are strong enough to defeat Usa easily :))
@@ASEAN-BALLall thease counties can't do shit against America independently they have to be atleast united
Agent orange has joined the chat
Was it a war?
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With America as the #1 military in the world, it's never a question of whether or not we CAN do it, just if our politicians have the balls to see it all the way through.
Where’s Mr. “Slavery America”
Vietnam🇻🇳 and Amerika🇺🇸 Winner:Vietnam🇻🇳 😃
Afghanistan 😎